#i will fite you

[blacklightriot]

@writingmyheartscontent NUMBER 4 WITH A SIDE OF P PLEASE?!?!?!?!?

Random Promts 8:

"Have you seen my grippy socks?" *slowly pulls feet off the arm of the couch as they share eye contact* "No?"

"Do I wanna ask?" "Why I'm in your apartment?" "No, why you're in the rafters of my apartment. You being here is pretty normal at this point."

"Why do you put a shit ton of garlic into everything?" "Because my ancestors said so!"

"Time sensitive question: does metal explode?" "If you put in the microwave- what the fuck did you do?" "Um..."

"Why're you awake?" "You should be sleeping still, it's too early." "So should you."

"I was so worried! I thought you were gonna die!" "Me? Dying? Really? C'mon, have a little faith in me."

"That dumb soap opera you like is on." "Finally! I just know Jesus is gonna be involved this week!" "I... Jesus Christ?" "The one and only."

"Dear God, grant me- I'm not even religious, fuck it. Hey gods, tell me not to fuck my best friend."

"We got married last fall." "Oh, that's great! Congratulations." "Thank you. What about you two? Engaged, I assume."

"Jesus has blessed humanity again!" "Hozier put out more music?" "Yeah!" "Hallelujah."

[thefastestaround]

Let's Talk About Ships! ♡ + arte for that ship meme u coward

Who is the most affectionate? Artemis

Who initiates the handholding? Both (down the line)

Who worries more for the other? Artemis, until Pietro finds out what he job is

Who is more likely to ask for help? Neither. Too fucking stubborn

Who is the one always losing the keys? Artemis.

Who leaves little love notes for the other? Artemis. But less love, more snark

Who can’t sleep unless the other is there? Artemis at first

Who is more likely to propose to the other? Marriage is dumb and Pietro will still avoid it

Who introduced the other to their family first? Pietro. Wanda has to approve.

Who is more likely to play with the other’s hair? Artemis.

Who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated? Pietro. Have you seen this girl?

Who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other? Pietro. He is very protective.

Who is the most likely to prepare a surprise for the other? Artemis will try

Who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things? Artemis. Pietro still does it and it upsets her

Who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch? Pietro

@averageborn

[ravenpureforever]

On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them

But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious

[sidsinning]

When men like problematic violent video games and media it's easily "life doesn't equal fiction", but when women like toxic romance it's "poor women are being brainwashed into liking abusive relationships we shouldn't glorify", but society don't wanna acknowledge their infantilization of women when it comes to guilty pleasure hobbies geared towards a female demographic, like they don't have common sense and a brain when consuming fiction

[hijinxinprogress]

YJ is not allowed on social media

Most capes have like an official hero social bc people just leave comments like ‘captain colds out again no class?? 👀’ instead of flagging down a hero or getting the police to get the nearest hero so most crimes are discovered through viral videos

And yj decides that they need to be on social media so they make ig and tiktok accounts which somehow led to them running a smear campaign against Lex while he was running for president

it’s mostly videos of Cassie in a superman onesie flying around pretending to save damsel in distress!Kon while Bart in an ill fitting bald cap is sitting behind a desk clearly made of cardboard as he mutters about how he’ll show everyone the truth and petting a picture of a cat with drawn on angry eyebrows then the video cuts to Bart way too close to the camera saying ‘A vote for Lex Luthor is a vote against happiness’ then the video ends with Cassie in the same superman onesie with a lightning bolt taped to the front of it claiming ‘this message was endorsed by captain marvel’ [a week later captain marvel makes a posts responding to the video in a captain marvel onesie reaffirming Cassie’s claim]

[blacklightriot]

@writingmyheartscontent LOOK ME IN MY PUPILS 0 Ω 0

Those Little Thoughts

- You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

- I’d hold onto that pillow if I were you.

- Don’t look at me like that or I’ll blindfold you.

- You really should find better clothes. Maybe you would be more interesting to look at.

- I’ll have to paint that pretty face of yours myself.

- He did this to you? Really? And you didn’t fight back?

- Oh come on, sweet cheeks. It was just a little blood.

- But did you die?

- Tell me, which part do you want me to touch first?

- Now look what you did! Do you realize how long this takes to go away?!

- Would you like me to bathe your body for you? I won’t touch what I’m not supposed to…

- Look who’s bent over for me. I didn’t even have to ask you to.

- You dropped the soap? Pick it up then. I won’t do anything.

- I’d like to mark that throat. Then we’ll really see how many others will keep flirting with you.

- Are you alright? You’re crying, dove. Don’t tell me you didn’t like it.

- Your excuse was that you couldn’t stop moaning? That just sounds like you want me to stop. So I’ll keep going.

- Who gave you that mark? You love testing my patience, don’t you?

- Oh Princess, you’ll wake them up. You wouldn’t went them to join in all this fun, would you?

- You have five minutes to change in the back of this car before we get there. If you don’t finish changing then your walking in there with what you have on.

- It’s your fault for not wearing panties. Who gave you that idea? It sure wasn’t me.

Happy Reading! Hope you enjoyed! <3

[s4ndg3m]

alright guys, i know this might be a controversial thing to say... nobodys ever done this before... but... what if they were gay and in love? what if they maybe even... kissed?!?!? SMOOCHED!??!?? on eachothers LAPS?!?!?! what then libralds!??!

[<3's don't help! If you like something, you should reblog it!]

[mineonmain]

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[everyone please go read his caption written by himself, reading his own words is more poignant than any article screenshot i could ever send]

[soop-jpg]

cissie + the people who feel some kinda way about her being arrowette + the fear of being pressured to fit a part youve outgrown

[plutonicbees]

young just eeps

(next up on young just eeps)

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Young justice 98 getting tortured on apokolips

Me when reading this: “I haven’t seen Secret in a while… oh no If this is what’s happening to yj I wonder what horrors Secret is experiencing right now!”

*Scene changes to Secret*

And what’s she doing?

Eating ice cream with Darkseid ofc

[kurakai]

it honestly is so annoying to hear people fight about who's the mom friend between Tim and Conner

WRONG! THEY ARE BOTH THE MOM FRIEND

and Cassie's the dad friend, bart and slobo (rest in piece child) are the kids, Cisse is the cool aunt that would randomly come over and laugh and point and everyone, Greta is the cousin who also comes along with the aunt, and anita is the family friend considered aunt/ sibling.

[spookyscarywoodrow]

new young justice comic run but it’s all of their crimes catching up to them. oh, who’s that knocking on their door? space police. who’s that right next to them? magic police. who’s standing behind them? time police. who’s standing to the side of them? regular police. who’s standing behind all of them? you’ll never guess-

[stormandmoonlight]

in light of the Anthony Gramuglia situation and in light of the knowledge that criticising Lily Orchard in any way will send her legions of zealots into an abusive tizzy, let it be known that I cannot fucking stand the person, behaviour, and opinions of Lily Orchard.

I find her views and behaviour repellent and repugnant, and I hope that she faces consequences for her alleged actions against all those she has wronged, including but not limited to Anthony Gramuglia. Also, her beliefs on media are deeply hypocritical given her actions and writings, and as asinine as they are ill-informed. She also has the gall to level accusations of transmisogyny as a shield against any and all criticisms, seemingly as though her behaviour is above reproach because she is trans.

I hope she begins reaping what she has sown. May every "fuck around" have a "find out."

[hijinxinprogress]

Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

[post-cal]

@brogatory

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