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slythereen · 5 months ago

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he's such a piece of shit,there's no reason for charles to have lied, they never push too much in the beginning of the race AND if it was for him to push bryan would tell him to push

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ now why would you apply logic to an illogical argument

#this is actually a near direct quote from a witness i was cross examining in court btw #i was gagged. GAGGED #absolutely stunned for a moment #*oracles #ferrari civil war 2024

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formulanni · 3 months ago

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Roan of Arc

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

#oh my GOD #I NEED to draw her fighting a dragon #I’m gagged #I love her so bad #she knows how Joan of arc felt fr #not f1 art #and tbh I think I’m just going to be drawing vmas stuff for the next few days 😭😭#chappell roan art #chappell roan #chappell fanart #vmas #mtv vmas #vmas 2024 #formulanni #good luck babe

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sugurugetos · 5 months ago

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DAEMON & RHAENYRA TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: 2x04

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nitw · 3 months ago

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i've been waiting for gravity falls to become relevant again so i could share one of my favorite underrated bits from the entire show. like it's only episode 2 but this whole segment just makes me lose my shit. i think jason ritter's exasperated line delivery is what makes it

#something about the comedy in early gravity falls just hits different imo it's SO neat #also legend of the gobblewonker is just a really solid episode overall #i don't think i have literally any criticisms of it??? it tells a simple but meaningful message without undermining the audience #it has GREAT characterization for the main characters but especially the pines fam #lots of really memorable gags #THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER #leo.txt #gfalls #gravity falls

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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siyelius · 4 months ago

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he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges

#i need him #wtf who said that huh looks around scratches back of neck #hsr sampo #sampo koski #honkai star rail #he’s like if a man and a woman had a baby #his presence comes with attached sound effects and cartoon gags idc

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daeyumi · 1 year ago

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that one meme going around on twt

#zelda #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #TotK #kirby #link #zelda totk #zelda tears of the kingdom #meme #meme redraw #daeyumi art #tbh i’m normally really not a fan of the ‘kirby with a knife’ gag but today i will make an exception

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mythalism · 20 days ago

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so i was able to get solas's banter with davrin....

elven translated by @nadas-dirthalen and @seeker-ophelia

mala shivanas ar athim -> your duty is my humility / your duty is undoing my pride / your duty humbles me

#this gagged me so hard #im so glad i got to hear it #solas #veilguard spoilers #datv spoilers #dragon age the veilguard spoilers #da:v spoilers

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visenyaism · 11 months ago

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genuinely curious: do other places have billboards like these? because it took me until i was 22 to realize they might not be ubiquitous everywhere because being regularly told i was going to hell by random billboards on road-trips was just my memento mori as a kid like they don’t anything by it

#i drove through vermont this summer and the churches had gay flags and i saw zero hell billboards? i was kinda gagged ngl

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akanemnon · 4 months ago

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Wow, not even 5 seconds in and they're already starting a fight.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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alexxuun · 11 months ago

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His Angelina. They can be insufferable together.

#i think it would be hilarious if ww have a running gag with naming things Angelina #both ww slander and ww W #i hope someone will see the genius in ‘take(n) for a ride’ in vashwood context #alexxuun #trigun #vashwood #trigun fanart #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood

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crowwwzy · 3 months ago

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Wright Anything Agency shenanigans

Also some redraws / paintovers of those GODAWFUL 3D MODELS !! Make my boys 2D again I BEG OF YOU!!!

#i LOVE the running gag with the toilet cleaning #ommffgg they are so stupid #apollo justice ace attorney #apollo justice #ace attorney #crowzy art #ace attorney fanart #phoenix wright

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katseyes · 2 months ago

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AGATHA ALL ALONG, 1.05 "Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power"

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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we were fucking ROBBED

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #the only ssr i'll whale for #oh my god i loved this update. holy shit #got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later #in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not #the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that #don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore #i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase #not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE #also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it #anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE #(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING #also i cannot believe #i cannot BELIEVE #that the plan is actually literally #defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him #HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS #malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros

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adobe-outdesign · 1 year ago

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there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:

but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained

my personal favorite was the Gelert one

#neopets #neotag #mynci #kougra #gelert #outdesign posts things #I like the mutant gelert we got but I also kind of unironically wish that messed up design was the mutant #presumably these were joke options but you could vote on them which makes me wonder what they would've done if the gag option won #greatest hits

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grovylelover · 10 months ago

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people who know

#im never escaping from episode 65 binary #very funny little joke you made there #really funny bit. silly little gag.#im aware this means absolutely nothing in the story as is #however #sergey ushanka enjoyers who up #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #not OF anything but. just in case i guess #magpod #the magnus protocol #mine

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