#i told eva abt this a few weeks ago and ive been delightedly thinking abt it ever since
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fact: naboo does not have a molten inner core,
therefore: naboo does not have a magnetosphere,
therefore: naboo does not have protection against solar and cosmic particle radiation.
fact: flora fauna and sentient species live and thrive on naboo,
therefore: everything and everyone on naboo is radioactive,
THEREFORE: everything and everyone on naboo has evolved to thrive in solar and cosmic radiation, and that’s why nabooians are Like That
#i told eva abt this a few weeks ago and ive been delightedly thinking abt it ever since#i think some flora have evolved to eat cosmic radiation and transform it into something more helpful#something would have to take up the slack bc otherwise the atmosphere would deteriorate bc of said radiation#eva had the brilliant concept of radiation lamps (like SAD lamps) when naboo have to travel offworld#fives' geiger counter going off when he holds rabe's hand#naboo#doesn't post abt sw for two years#comes back in to say padme is irradiated and so is palpatine
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