#i thought abt not posting this and just. keeping it for myself but nah i think i'll share it

[radio-sepia]

maybe a little dream man. maybe not. i certainly do not care how you interpret it if you even will. ts just a funky drawing i had fun with

all that matters if you ask me

[brainlessrot]

Penguin Pebbling

Involves collecting and giving small objects, like pebbles, as gifts to people you care about.

because i do penguin pebbling very often and i wanted to indulge myself a lil bit 🤭

also sorry for disapearing for like... 5 months!!! requests are now open again <3

Characters ;; All of the students (grim included)

Contents ;; could be seen as either platonic or romantic (except ortho's and grim's!), GN!reader, no beta read‼️around 1200 words total, 50~ words per character

Riddle ;; i think he would see it as weird and although he would keep it he doesn't think it to be sentimental, for him its just some random rock you randomly gave him, may give you some trinkets (no rocks :( ) as payback (prolly roses or rose themed stuff)

Trey ;; he wouldn't understand why you chose to give him a... rock? probably put it in some drawer in his room and forgot about it unless you explain why

Cater ;; doesn't understand but will keep the rock in his bedside table, may understand that its a sentimental gift from you and if its pretty enough he will post a pic of it!!!

Ace ;; throws it away. Nah but hes similar to trey, confused abt why would you give him?? a rock you found somewhere on the floor?? would prolly make fun of you if you told him why (but the way his face lowkey matches his hair is proof that hes gettin flustered)

Deuce ;; HE GETS YOU!!! will absolubtely cherish the lil rock AND give you some in return, you two may start a rock gifting competition to see which one of you gives the prettiest one to the other

Leona ;; "...what is this". will throw it away (this time fr) unless you specifically tell him its a sentimental gift, then he will throw it in a drawer and forgets abt it (man does NOT care abt a rock sorry :/) but if you are especially close to him and the rock is pretty he may send it back to his brother for it to be made into some jewelry... but DO NOT mention it if he wears it

Ruggie ;; if its pretty enough he will display it in his room, if not, he still puts it carefully in a box with other trinkets, may also find you one for yourself (my man gets it!!) and may even give you some dandelions he was saving for a quick snack if he finds you while out (doing Leona's work) walking

Jack ;; super confused but lowkey touched, will put it with his (many) cactai, if you do it multiple times, he will start giving you some he found on a run that he thought you would like

Azul ;; if he likes you hes giggling and kicking his feet, will put it in his desk at the VIP room, no matter if its just a broken brick or a cute crystal you found, the tweels make fun of him for this

Jade ;; probably has gifted you some by himself that he found on his lil mountain treks, may put whatever you give him in one of his terrariums as decor

Floyd ;; loves it a normal (crazy) amount, cherishes the rock SO much, probably gives it a small hat and face and brings it around the school, will loose it and demand you find another one for him... he might throw it at you to get your attention

Kalim ;; definition of !!!!YIPPIEEE!!! puts it on his bedside table and stares at it while giggling before going to sleep, beware, you will find boxes of gemstones (not the cheap ones!!!) in front of your room at any moment now

Jamil ;; may try to hide it but he finds it cute, covers his face before accepting the rock, leaves it on his desk for when he goes back to his room to give him a small boost in mood, doesn't reciprocate the rock giving but isn't against receiving more from you

Vil ;; what. what the hell is this. unless its throughly clean and has some interesting colors/design/it's pretty he will throw it away woops, doesn't understand the appeal but if youre sad he threw it away hell ask you for "the prettiest rock for him, the prettiest person you've seen"

Rook ;; now youre inexplicably finding rocks EVERYWHERE, your pillow is lumpy? rock! you wanted cereals for breakfast? filled with rocks! went to put on your socks? why is there a rock?! he may even throw them at you from afar!! (believe him he didn't actually think it through he just wanted to surprise you)

Epel ;; kinda gets you!! may not reciprocate the rock giving at first (he prefers personally carving you some apples as a gift) but will if you explain to him the sentimentality behind it!! will save any rock you give him and maybe even send one back to his meemaw if he deems it cool enough

Idia ;; Doesn't really?? get it at first?? but when he was (forced to be) outside he saw a cool rock on the sidewalk and went "oh hey they would like this one!... Oh damn." a light bulb went off of his head at that moment, he wont really give you any rock bc he simply doesn't go outside, but will put the rocks you give him between his idol merch and figurines

Ortho ;; the epitome of just there for the vibes, doesn't understand jackshit of why youre doing it but if youre happy he's happy!! will test the rocks to see what compound or kind they are and tell you funfacts about them

Malleus ;; OH LORDDDDD hes kneeling down and holding his chest the moment you open up your hand and present him with the rock, A GIFT??? FOR HIM?? FROM YOUUU???? hes a very shinnies boy so be prepared to find anything gold anywhere in your dorm/room, he actually gets you from the start and is so happy, like straight up giddy, cackling in his room as he makes a small altar for the rock (half joking)

Lillia ;; also very giggly and understands the act of gifting rocks as a show of friendship (or more) will also leave small trinkets on your way (some of them are hundreds of years old... be careful)

Silver ;; hes used to small animals also giving him offerings and trinkets, so he understands the sentimentality behind the little rock, will also give you some shinny stone he found while resting in the forest, look it has the shape of a chipmunk!!

Sebek ;; he doesn't understand, he doesn't care. nah but seriously he really doesn't get why even if you explain it to him, no "it reminded me of you", "i though you would like it", "its pretty tho!!"s will make him understand, but please do ignore how close he set it to his Malleus' altar

Grim ;; acts like he doesn't want it and might even throw it away in your face, but the moment you turn around hes running back and searching desperately for it, he wont ask for any but if you give him more he aint complaining, hes like the

+"do you like it?

-"no"

+"then ill take it"

-"BACK OFF, NO WAY!"

[solargeist]

Wait I feel bad I saw the second Twitter post asking about you and i replied with ur new user because I just thought they wanted to follow you again for your new content (I even mentioned you don't post dsmp anymore), I didn't consider they maybe only wanted to find you again for the bur stuff. Would you rather we don't mention your new account name in the future, since I know you've separated yourself from your old art of that era?

No i don’t rly care 😭 like there is no possibility of separating myself completely unless I deleted accounts and shut my mouth forever but even then people might recognize my style or Personality. Also I can’t keep my mouth shut

I ignore any Bur messages so if people follow me for that, they’re not getting it skdbdks soooo doesn’t matter Rlyyyy

I was mostly nervous abt people digging into my bursona art and then making a Callout or whatever for my Onceler crimes. Despite moving fandoms almost 6 months ago 😭💥 Twitter makes me so nervous, I’m innocent !

But ! Nah. I don’t care, it was rly funny and crazy to see people talk abt my old user lmao.

I still like cTommey for what it’s worth.

[threehuskiesinatrenchcoat]

Hey I just thought of something 🤭

Ok so what if Graves and Alejandro had met before but like younger like 15 years old Alejandro Mets Graves (also 15 years old) when Graves’s family is on vacation in Las Almas and Phillip is like Alejandro’s bisexual awakening and he tries to talk to him, but his English is kind of bad so he can’t really talk properly but Phillip can understand him perfectly but his vacation is up but they always send letters to each other until they both join the military and lose contact with each other until the game they meet again and Alejandro is talking to Rudy about how he looks familiar (same thing, vice versa but with Graves’s shadows 🤭)

im sniffing around in very old asks that i forgot about during my months long disappearance (i died and came back wrong) and found this and even tho it's REALLY late i still wanted to post this i like the way you think.

i can just imagine how awkward they are (like teenagers generally are) (especially queer teenagers) trying to navigate whatever it is. ohhh he's so cool i hope we get to hang out more and watch the sunset and maybe hold hands a little huh why? no reason. alejandro leaning hard into learning english, definitely not to be able to talk to the pretty boy he met and doesn't have a crush on. religiously keeping up with the letters, sending each other gifts and fun trinkets. graves going through a tough time in his twenties and them joining military, and alejandro is so bummed out that they stopped talking and graves doesn't write back. writing his newly created email in the last letter, just in case, and, well, moving it to digital would be faster and convenient, right? nothing ever comes of it, though (graves didn't even get it - he doesn't live at that address anymore).

so there's this very familiar looking guy and he's not sure if it really actually could be _the_ guy, but he's not sure he should ask what if it's like creepy and how's he gonna go about it like "hey by any chance didn't you have a pen pal in late 90s" and rudy is so done with it like dude it's not weird just ASK, but what if he specifically didn't want to talk to him anymore that would be so _Awkward_ and-

and graves definitely knows it's his alejandro, he just feels too guilty for what he's about to do to bring it up and give him hope. couldn't resist putting my trans hcs into this but i put it under the cut

alejandro not recognizing him because he deadass just doesn't know how he looks like. vaguely familiar yeah but it's not like he can roll up and ASK about stuff like that. of course he knew abt him being trans, he told him himself in a very personal and emotional letter a couple years after they met (and several more after that, because ale had questions and no one else to ask). also i think the top tier wholesome comedy is him taking the info like "i guess im bi then lol" totally chill like nah nah ur good i gotta figure out stuff about MYSELF now he's not even sure he knows the name he settled on in the end. which is also why he didn't even know where to start searching if he decided to (maybe he just didn't want to have a relationship anymore and he shouldn't bother him?)

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for almost making someone die?

ok ik thats a lot, so ill try to start at the beginning. i (17nb) have been working with this one environmental organization since it was started when i was 12. ive devoted a lot of time to it n to seeing it grow, n when the group got big enough that we could rly expand to more places than just my country i was actually assigned to be in charge of running things here. i dont do it alone or anything bc i do have help from our real leader (40s m) n the people who run the branches in the 2 other countries we operate in, especially the one whos also been here since the beginning (30s nb), but its still a rly big responsibility n its important for me to b able to focus n not let other things distract me from my job.

a few months back, i thought it mite b nice to make my own account on the social media site where our group has the most presence so i could post abt personal things. i didnt mention my connections though (the stuff we do is kinda a bit illegal). it went rly well, n i ended up talking to this one person (20s f) who was rly nice, n we became friends p quick. the big problem was that she didnt like my group at all bc she was rly mad abt some of the stuff we'd done in her country, so there was kinda a conflict there. but some stuff happened, she ended up finding out who i rly was, n surprisingly she wasnt rly that mad at me? n she promised to keep it a secret, n it kinda went well from there other than it being kinda uncomfortable that she liked me n not what i do.

i mean, it did for a while. eventually though it became rly clear that talking to her was distracting me from my work, so my boss n coworker asked me to cut her off. n it hurt kinda a lot, but i did it. n thats where the story shouldve ended.

then i kinda fucked up. i was feeling rly weird bc of of smth that had just happened, n my boss n coworker weren't able 2 pick up the phone. my other coworker (??? i dont even kno this persons pronouns) isnt rly good w emotional stuff, but that was the last person i had to contact for support. n that person wasnt there either.

n i kno it was a mistake. i kno i shouldnt have done it. but i was kinda desperate for someone to talk to, n i ended up calling the friend id cut off even though i knew i wasnt supposed to. n she answered, n we talked. n i tried to go back to normal after that, but she started texting me again, n eventually i broke n answered her.

fast forward to today, n i just found out that my coworker had to try to kill my friend bc i couldnt control myself w her. the person who told me says it wasnt my fault, but if id just been able to resist the temptation to contact her again there wouldnt have been any messages for them to see in the first place. n on top of that, i kno that caring abt ppl too much makes them die, n i still let myself make that connection w her in the first place.

i mean, i think its p clear im the asshole here. basically the whole posts just been stuff i did wrong. but i kinda want to get confirmation, just so i dont have to keep thinking abt the thing the person who gave me the news said.

[quietpossum]

I’m sitting here imagining Aurum as an actual published book and suddenly I get hit with a few thoughts.

-What do you imagine your little “About the Author” blurb saying? I think it’d be funny/cool if you put “writing Sonadow fanfics” as a hobby or something. Like

(Your Real Name)

[Your name] is blah blah blah personal info that I don’t have about you something something something. Some of their hobbies include writing Sonadow fanfiction, trying to leave the Sonic fandom and failing, and posting funny stuff on Tumblr.

-I think you should put the fact that this awesome book started out as a freaking Sonadow story ye posted to AO3 somewhere. Maybe in the Author’s Notes? Fun thing to think about.

-Are you going to draw cool cover art (and maybe story illustrations) yourself? Or do you think you’ll get someone else to do it? Or will you just not use art at all?

Sorry that this is so long. I just needed to put my thoughts somewhere. Know that whatever you decide to do, your Tumblr fanbase will be here for you! (At least, I’m assuming that these people would support you. Because why else are they here?) I personally would do anything I can to help. So if you need cheering up or something just post! Take care 💖💖💖💖

“Trying to leave the sonic fandom and failing” LMAOOO I CANT BELIEVE IM BEING CALLED OUT LIKE THIS 😂😂😂

ahahaha nah goofs aside, i havent really thought abt what i’d put in a bio— though i will admit i’m not at all eager to have this story be associated with its origins as a sonic fanfic fjsjfjs. I know it’s probably inevitable, rumor will get around. but i think like i’d be a little… idk, embarrassed? To have that association attached to my name as an author? 😅 I want my work to be professional and to be taken seriously.

As for cover art, I don’t have a concrete plan at the moment but I kinda think I’d commission someone else to do it! Like, sure, i could save money and do it myself, and it’s entirely possible i’ll end up doing that to keep my budget lower, but i do like the idea of giving someone else a basic overview of the story & maybe some basic composition ideas and letting them design something. It’s something i’ve got plenty of time to think about, haha ^^

Thank you for the questions!! ✨

[m1ckeyb3rry]

I’m ngl that tiktok thing sent me into an “oh shit have I ever been doxxed” paranoia spiral too LMFAOO I’m just glad I somehow thought to toggle that off because I’ve def clicked on a tiktok link that’s been j floating around (I think on Reddit too omfg imagine a Reddit dude bro catching me watching an edit or sth posted on a subreddit) so if tiktok still notified people of me despite me toggling that off id lose it

Omfg oaeu is gonna cook so hard…..when I was reading this response literally live reaction “reos a cheater???” Then “LMAOOO NAGI” anyways…it’s funny and ironic and mildly like “wtf man” that sae won the poll and he’s probably like (from our povs) the least interesting LMAOOO but the people have spoken ig lowk your sae idea still cooked though I feel like it fits him perfectly….idk like seabird the idea just works with him very well but I am SOOO hyped for the other ones too….

DAMN IM CRYING THATS KINDA SAD??? LMAO???? Reo sitting in a room by himself sth abt that specifically makes me feel bad for him

Gotta gate keep irl Mira lest your rizz leaks out onto here and attracts dudebros /j OK gonna go watch do lmk if anything funky happens or if the notification thing still happens….although with both of us with the switch off id assume not…if it does im fr questioning TikTok’s functionality

LMAO I love how the edits are numbered and also half of the shinah ones being from the same person I was lowk not expecting the audio from the first one to be used with him though LOL but SHINAH looking majestic as ever!!! Also hakyona>>> and INUMAKI I WAS ALSO NOT EXPECTING THIS AUDIO LMAOAOA lowk im actually not sure if I’ve seen this Inumaki one??? Maybe not??? But I’m crying I was fr just thinking “guys it’s the same SHINAH scene in ever edit” REBOOT WHEN need more content for him omg

That cafe would be so hilarious LMAOOO esp w Isagi and Nagi managing I’m crying Hiori behind the camera trying to motion to him like “no no you can’t say that!!” While Rin just ignores him and keeps flaming sae LMAOOO

I fr cried laughing when I read that it’s giving Thomas the train LMAOOOO like bro what kinda aura is that like yeah we’ve got the big cats death anddddddd yup you’re local bullet train

Ok but the chigiri foreshadowing in epinagi has been crazy first hiiragi now himizu?? You’re right I almost forgot that this takes place before current manga so I mean we know he’s still alive and kicking (lmao) right now but I’m fr stressing about the future!! I’m not ready for chigiri downfall omg I’ve gotta mentally prepare myself DHSHS IM NOT READY

- Karasu anon

LMAOAOAO we are in the paranoia spiral together it’s okay but i think we have successfully escaped unscathed and undoxxed 🤩 omg getting outed to a redditor is a nightmare so glad you managed to avoid that!!

TBH THAT WAS REO’S REACTION TOO like uhhh AM i a cheater?? and then aiku brings up nagi and reo’s just like 😐 JFJSJS omg no but agreed our dislike of popular characters came back to bite us in the end 😩 i def think it’ll have a seabird vibe but the opposite almost?? like reader will be a super soccer fan…ooh wait maybe sae will think she likes aiku because aiku is so popular w ladies and reader is bad at flirting but aiku’s like no she obviously likes you bro and sae’s just like no 😒 she doesn’t 😒

NO IT IS REALLY SAD AND IT’S MEANT TO BE SO like he and reader talk for a while and she’s like damn are you lonely and he’s like no i have lots of friends but then she’s like oh rlly because i don’t think a single person down there could be considered your friend 😭 then reo’s all like yeah ok you’re right i have zero friends and then reader’s like nah we’re both wrong you have one 🙂‍↕️ and that’s how they become besties for life 🥹 they’re actually very sweet together ngl peregrine reo and reader getting together would be a good fic all on its own…like a fic of a fic or smth SKFHSJSJ unfortunately her and nagi are very much my favs so reo has 0 chance but they’re honestly very kdrama coded somehow and in the hands of a more normal author they’d definitely be endgame

DBKSDJSJ can’t let my irl self infect online spaces it’ll go too crazy 😩 jkjk ofc…nothing crazy happened on my end i think we’re safe YAYYY

LMAOOO THAT ONE ACCT CARRIESSSS THE YOTD FANDOM so many majestic edits from them literally just scroll through their acct whenever you need edits of literally any of the characters you’ll find a million of them 🤩 shinah is truly the most glorious majestic beautiful man ever AHAHAHAH and omg the inumaki edit pls the audio is crazy but lowkey the beat fits kinda well idm it 😭 no fr shinah has zero seconds of screen time so all of the edits are the same to diff songs but we must take what we can get 😩 i will literally go to my grave praying for a yotd reboot it needs to happen!!

ZANTETSU FR IN HIS THOMAS ERA 😭 pls honestly it fits how goofy he is compared to those three…also i loved the chigiri x zantetsu crossover i rlly love how epinagi takes the time to highlight every character’s strengths instead of just the protag’s (although ofc nagi gets plenty of focus there’s also a lot abt reo chigiri barou and even tabieita + kiyora now) i wish the main story of bllk did that more too!! but then again epinagi chapters are also longer so it’s more content at once which might make it just seem more fluid than the shorter weekly bllk chapters

BRO EPINAGI HAS IT OUT FOR CHIGIRI I’M SHUDDERING and omg not hiiragi 😒 bro better get his act together or his bastard half sister will appear in bllk and bitch slap him before giving otoya a kissy kiss 😘 most female interaction otoya will have had in months bro might actually pass away and freak out more than his sengoku era counterpart will once he finally gets with the reader for good

[ruralbi]

Ok so lots happened. I've been breaking up with my boy best friend. I told him we ain't having sex no more, gave in twice (asked him to sleep in my bed) and he rejected me twice. Great life. I do choose to believe that he's just respecting my wishes in rejecting me, and not just bein like nah don't feel like it.

It's been a hell of a rollercoaster. But that's just attempt number 1834749 of trying to not fuck him.

What, do u ask, really prompted this post.

This bitch is out there partying with his bros. All good. He texts me "yo wassup" EXACT QUOTE.

I call him all what u want. He says don't call me unless it's an emergency. BITCH YOU TEXTED ME.

Clearly all his douchebag friends got on his case abt him picking up the phone to answer to his house faggot cause a bit later he texted me "can me and my best bro come sleep at yours" and I'm like sure :) CAUSE IM A FUCKIN IDIOT. And I say something like I'll even take a break from my puzzle to come say hi! (Bc I'm secretly the biggest dork)

And he's like oh my best bro (name redacted) wants more than just a break!

And I'm like that sounds kinda sketchy but I'm sure im just being paranoid. So I say whatever come over if u want. He's like send a message to convince him to come over. And i say sorry sir, if he doesn't wanna come over u shouldnt pressure him! Leave the poor man alone to sleep at his house rather than drag him all over the county to drink!

He says nah he wants to come over he just needs motivation. So I, like the absolute clown that I am, send something along the lines of well we got wine and vodka and a fireplace if you boys wanna light it.

Looking back I wanna brain myself. He really says jump I say how high. And he has the gall to text back "yeah but can we sleep with you?"

Bitch YOU'RE not even supposed to sleep in my bed anymore, what makes u think I suddenly a) wanna suck your dick again b) suck your mangy friends' dick on top of it

I can't believe after 4 years of being treated like an absolute sex toy he's finally thought you know what maybe I should share this with the boys.

I'm over here crying my lost love bc I finally accepted that our relationship isn't healthy. Hes not in love with me, I am, we have to stop having sex all the time so I can move on. But i thought well it's not a crime to not b in love with me. He don't deserve to lose his house and living over it. We'll just keep living together all normal, as two friends, the way we should've from the start. It hurts to see him but it ain't his fault and I need to tough it up.

AND HE GOES AND JOKES WITH HIS PALS ABOUT SHARING ME. Bc it's not even like oh I was joking calm down. When I immediately stop answering, first he texted "plz" !!!!!!! AND THEN

"sorry I'm friends with assholes" like oh the good ole trick sorry my friends took my phone !!? So I said oh yeah real easy to blame your friends!!! Stay at your best friend's flat three more days while ur at it. By then I'm livid.

Like okay so for four years ya didn't want to admit ur fucking me publicly but when ur bro wants my ass suddenly you're teaming up???? What an absolute jackass. And then he says "sorry I let myself be influenced"

Meaning he was getting egged on by all his disgusting bros and sharing the messages and making a public mockery of me. Like oh we heard that was an easy peace of ass think he'll take both you and me? He's surely been begging for ur dick for long enough. :( I can just see it I'm crying my eyes out I'm so humiliated.

He swears it's not what happened and he'll explain tomorrow but I don't really care. He's taken me for a joke long enough. I may b a joke but hes officially off the comedy roster. I'll ask him to move the fuck out and not show his goddamn face for a long while. Fuck this dude

[nanjokei]

all your sycophants telling you to be meaner, nah youre just an asshole. did you like. even read the post in the first place. bc it doesnt look like you did?? i get that it makes you feel cool and good abt yourself to mock other ppls thinking-out-loud type posts but you basically telling them to shut up and keep their thoughts out of The Pure And Perfect Tag™ and then go on to say "oh im autistic ive never gotten the chance to rly speak up and be mean so this feels good" like..... thats so painfully hypocritical. you should KNOW how it feels to be told "shut up no one cares" so why are you doing it to someone else? so im telling you to shut up. youre annoying and no one cares and you shouldnt use other people as punching bags. asshole

did you get it out of your system. that's great. i don't really feel like giving a benefit of the doubt response anymore given after the first ask you decided to go ballistic like this... like, not even being sassy, i could have just responded "are you mad" and published it. but i am a neurotic person who will respond even if it's not in the way i initially set out to. just for you.

just for transparency, here's the first ask i got last night:

hi. i think you are projecting a lot of feelings onto me that i did not express and stretching my original statements. which in some sense, some may see as understandable! i was being less than gentleman-ly! i don't know if this is the op messaging after i blocked them or a friend coming in to give me a piece of their mind, it does not matter. this is something i was gonna say even in the first ask: had i been approached for an apology, i probably would have caved and apologized, because i'm weak to that kind of thing. at the very least even if i didn't agree, i would have wholeheartedly apologized for any distress or trouble. this isn't bull or me trying to flatter my way out of a situation. the response i got— which a friend ended up reading, to be honest i just blocked right away— was thoroughly strange, something something apologizing and being like "idk tumblr tag etiquette" and choosing to delete the original post. which i would not know how to respond to. i'm not some kind of tag police or god of tumblr or whatever, so why apologize to me or delete the post. i am writing this response under the assumption that it could be someone else, but a hit dog will holler, in this one sentence i will address OP directly: that response was strange. had i read it, i would have either ignored it still or apologized, i have no idea, but initial my response really was "but i have no power over this person or anyone". i did not ask for you to clean up your contribution to a tag or police it. i simply stated my opinion on my blog when prompted by a third party expressedly out of earshot of the op. is that a morally correct thing? proooobably not. but it is the internet. "why are you, the person who got hated on, continuing the cycle of hate" type bs might as well be a self fulfilling prophecy. if you feel this way, why send me asks about it at all if you're gonna go ape over me not responding immediately? does it mean so much to you? go ahead and block. i do not argue with people online. but i'll respond because clearly you want one. not gonna prostrate myself before anyone, and respond just as coldly as you are painting me out to be. this is my special fanservice to you, since you wanted to believe that about me so badly.

>pure and perfect tag

i do not check tags for a reason. i checked it one time. i guess this implication comes off of what i said so i'll say it out clearly but i genuinely could care less past the initial pang of cringe what is in there. had nonnie not continued to converse with me i would have moved on ans forgotten about it. i am not a police or a militia. it means nothing to me most days if a tag is "good". who the hell cares. you are obsessing over my existence, my opinion and the weight of such a thing a bit too much over here.

>shut up no one cares

neeeever said this, and no one has ever said this to me. the story i recounted about being called toxic was in the youtube comments and was 5 years ago. no one told me "no one cares". it just hurt my ego. anyway, if someone cared so much to send two asks about it, then thank you. i really won't shut up.

>never got the chance to speak up and be mean

ok.

>my sycophants

it was one nonnie. are you obsessed with me or something? i am like one random ass blogger on a dying website. i do not have an army or cult of personality. i am just one guy.

>end of the ask

heard you loud and clear. thanks for the feedback, not gonna reflect on it much though. it was an asshole move. does it make me an asshole? yup.

it was catty and petty of me. i knew that much from the very first ask i answered. but op wasn't tagged, i didn't send anyone to them either, so i can only really think "what were you doing on my blog anyway". because yes, this is a blogging site, not a pvp site, i didn't engage with anyone to start fights. didn't bring op's name into it, didn't actively mock them (the comment about them not being special was ad hominem though i admit to that much. sorry.)

you cannot expect everyone to be 100% nice and handle people with kiddie gloves in their own blog space when they are not bringing you into it especially given i did not direct anyone to anyone's post.

had it been me i would have just blocked and moved on. pwease no steppy and all that. whoever sent op an ask about it to make them respond is kind of a drama obsessed weirdo lol. like i'm just saying. causing both me and op a headache. it did not have to shake out like this. neither of us were gonna engage with each other and everyone could have gone to sleep without any icky feelings. honestly, from my point of view, both of you are strange. wow, i am barely hiding who i think is behind this ask. but it really is addressed very generally.

don't send me another ask! i will just publish them with no response. this situation was entirely avoidable and i lament that you decided to both waste my time and your own with all this. just block me like i asked!

[lilmerh]

for the choose violence ask game:

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about 

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Already answered 12, so I'll just do 8. It's been a while since I watched/read these things, so my memory is a bit rusty :/

[The Owl House]

-That Evelyn & Caleb are all that interesting lol. They practically took over the fandom (/hyperbole) when those portraits of them were showed, but I've never once found them that fun to think about. I don't know what it is that's grabbing other people and not me, but I just have zero thoughts about these people.

At least Belos is a fun character, so some fanart exploring him and Caleb's relationship is enjoyable, but other than his relation to Belos, IDC about Caleb. I care about Evelyn even less, and never cared about her being a Clawthorne either.

We got like, 2 minutes max of screentime of these guys, and 90% of it is just photos of them. We didn't even get to know them as characters. There's barely anything to talk about with them

-I don't think everyone is wrong about this (so doesn't really belong on this question?), but that Amity &/or Hunter are autistic. I don't necessarily disagree with this opinion, I just never picked up on that myself. I've seen people call them "autism coded" and I'm like "...where?" If I went looking for posts abt it, I'm sure I could get on board w/ it though

-Any romantic ship with Willow bc that girl is aromantic (Dana told me herself /j)

[Nevermoor]

That Ezra Squall is in any way good or redeemable. This is a divisive opinion in the fandom itself, so not "everyone", but as it stands in the series, I am nottt on board with this yet. If that's the direction Jess wants to take the story, I trust her to do a good job with it, but from what we've been presented of Ezra so far, I don't think he is good nor will become good.

I found the split between "Ezra the boy" and "Ezra the monster" and if those lines blur pretty fun to read, and I'm curious to find out if he has any motivations for the massacre (or any of the other stuff he did) besides power hunger. If it turns out he's just been unfairly villianized, manipulated, or just misunderstood, it'd have to be really well written or I'd be disappointed lol. I simply find him more fun as a villian

[The Walking Dead]

Prolly weird to bring this up out of nowhere, since I don't think I've ever spoken about it on Tumblr, but I am indeed a TWD fan.

Shane is a bitch ass motherfucker and not remotely fun to watch. Every second he's on screen he's nothing but a pain in the ass. I love Rick, so whenever he and Rick are arguing (which is constantly), I just want him to SHUTTT UPPPPPP. He keeps wanting to control the group in ways I hated, and is a bit too content with killing people to meet the ends. (For example, when he shoots a guy he's out on a supply run with JUST so the zombies will stop and eat him and let Shane run away?? He could'a just shot them when he'd gotten back on the bus, but nah, he had to kill his companion and wasn't even honest about it to the rest of the group.)

Some people say Rick is like this too, but he doesn't truly get murderous until several seasons of being the leader of a survivor group in a zombie apocalypse. And whenever he gets content with killing people, it's not framed as a good thing, it's a consequence of the stress, hurt, and lack of trust that builds up in the apocalypse. Rick is at his best when he's extending a hand to other survivors. Shane didn't even make it past S2 before being okay with unnecessary killing.

(Do note that sometimes, Rick killing people is a good thing. For example, when a group of men attacked the fam and one man attempted to rape Rick's son, to which he proceeded to rip out one man's throat with his teeth. That was quite cool of him.)

People who like Shane tend to also be unfairly judgemental of Lori, in my experience. Either because she started a relationship with him while being married or because she later wanted to end that relationship.

She started a relationship with him because she believed her husband was dead. Shane was even the one who told her he was. In her eyes, she was single again. It's fine of her to have sex with any other man at this point, and to slowly start viewing him as family, even letting him get close to her son.

When her thought-to-be-dead husband waltzes up to the survivor group, very much alive, though, it's reasonable she would want to be in a relationship with her husband again. It is also reasonable that she doesn't want her apocalypse fling to be a father figure to her son when his actual father turned out to be alive. She isn't unreasonable for ending the relationship with Shane, nor for not wanting him to act as Carl's father anymore. Shane doesn't have any right to act as the father to her son.

There may be other reasons to criticise her (she died pretty early on and I haven't seen TWD in a while so IDK) but if anyone criticizes her for either of these reasons they r wrong <3

Conclusion: Shane was an infuriating character and I'm glad he died

[tootyfruities]

answering earlier than expected bc of a random burst of energy? couldn’t be me 🤭 nah but i actually feel kinda sad™️ rn and u make me feel better so here i am 🤞but OMGKEJFJWBFHE WHERE DO I EVEN BEGINNNNN

youcore fr bc you’re so smart and cool bae ugh your mind is everything OMGMGMGMM you got me wanting to jump through the screen to gently hold shin but also gently hold you bc KDNSJDDKDN the storyline fits so well and like,,,, suits him if that makes sense???? i’m absolutely HERE for this letter writing arc and im so fuckin excited you have no idea <3 <3 <3 (might inspire to make more playlists too, just for u <3) even despite all this, I can still feel his dorky and soft self and I JUST

there’s this cute comic from @/loweater of toshi using asl w bakugou and eri and if i can find it i’ll tag you :) OH and his dad being his therapist and all the other details about his family wE LOVE TO SEE IT 🗣🗣🗣 (this moreso relates back to the blog which we’re gonna get into- but i remember you writing abt his (3?)pet cats so just a little idea there for u :>)

last thing darling!! please please please don’t feel pressured to reopen that blog or talk to me constantly. getting a little more personal in 3, 2, 1~ for the longest time when u took your hiatus, i felt so bad and guilty bc I thought I was the reason and I took so much of your time and energy and I admit and apologize for being way more emotionally dependent than I should’ve been. things have changed now and im doing a lot better! i love and care for u vv much so pls don’t beat yourself up over it ok <3

wait no sorry THIS is the last thing I swear 😭 i was actually gonna msg u a couple days ago bc i actually had a dream abt the voicemail thing- long story short,,,,, i think i called shin back the next day, we said hello and i unexpectedly (to him anyway) asked him a question abt his new pet fish…??? OK before u think i’m crazy;;; i think it was smth that he had rambled abt in the voicemail and i was asking abt it just to talk and exist freely before getting into the Other Much Needed To Be Discussed Topics.

okay i went like way overboard im sorry 💀 ily forever my darling mwah <3

I NEVER GOT THE NOTIFICATION FOR THIS IM SO SAD :(

UHM 1) i hope you're ok w me answering this publicly w the more personal info shared, if not lemme know and i will, idk delete this post? that being said! between my own terrible unmotivation and personal issues, plus yes maybe a little bit with the emotional dependence, it just felt hard to keep up with the blog. but you were never, ever ever ever, a Big Bad in my life, never. overwhelming sometimes, yeah(BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR IT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, OUR FLAWS MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER). but when i made the decision to close the blog it was not "riri makes things hard :(" it was, "things are hard and i gotta focus on myself :(". i appreciate and abs accept your apology though you are so cool and i am so so happy knowing that you're doing better <3

a bit of an extension on that;; i'm still deciding whether i wanna reopen the blog tbh. i've got a couple wips on there that i meant to finish but never did, plus small storylines i wanted to pursue thru shin's blogs that i can't exactly emulate thru I Am An Author Writing a Thing when it should be This Is A Guy Writing Stuff On His Tumblr Blog. plus publicly posting my writing is so rewarding to me :}

2) PLEASE DO JUMP THRU THE SCREEN and gently hold me n shin - woahoah we would both love that methinks. grrrr. i love you so much riri. no amount of poetic words can convey how much i love and adore you TRULY. you are a light in my life, i am happy and ready to have room in my life for you again :) <3

3) YOU DREAMED ABT IT AJFNNE. shin getting a fish... that would def clash with his, yes, 3 kitty cats. but also a calm pet that doesn't require love and affection? holy crap i shoulda considered it, that'd be way fitting for them,,, if not for the fact that fish are Slimy and shin likes Fluffy. in an alternate world where cats hadn't already stolen their heart, i can easily imagine shin getting into fish and maybe even lizards. he's got the range~

idk if i'm exactly gonna write what was said in the voicemail cos i wanted to leave that up to your interpretation, and tbh i'm GLAD for that cos your interpretation is great. muahaha

ilyilyily going to check out the mecore link now muah <3

[wooahaes]

.... ok, layton anon here again (I might just use that as a tag if that's okay? 👉🏻👈🏻)

I literally just typed out a long ass reply and then tumblr decided to crash - but maybe it's a sign to try and keep it shorter (update: i failed)

for the maze runner thing, it was honestly just about the "people appearing one after another without memories" I think aside from that it's very different, especially in terms of general atmosphere. I've read Day 1 too now btw and I loved it sm! I'm really intrigued to see how it continues<3

I hope your meds are safe for you to take and that they help quickly!!

yess him being like shigure would work really well (i also love shigure sm as a unit but that's a different story)

Also imma be honest as well - i'm the same. Birthright is the only one I finished and other than that I'm like almost through with awakening, halfway with echoes and revelations and idek how far with three houses. I think I get too much into strategizing and spend too much time planning out the classes and skills instead of just playing and then I tend to abandon the games for a while...

So since I'm not super deep into the story myself my 3h au isn't that deep. Y/n would take Byleths place, simply because it makes a lot of sense. And then I sorta assigned the units to the houses based on Vibes TM aka Blue Lions - HHU, Black Eagles - Vocal, Golden Deer Tiger - Performance.

I also felt that some characters shared traits or reminded me of members (Linhardt - Han, Ferdinand - Seungkwan, Sylvain - Mingyu, Claude - Hoshi, Ignatz - Hao). But they'd mostly be themselves and not take over the exact role of anyone. I've also have thoughts on classes for some but not for all. I think Woozi would be something along the lines of a General, Han would be a Dark Mage, Hoshi a Hero, Scoups a Swordmaster or Cavalier (or anything else just give the man a sword) and- yeah I think I'll end it here

thanks for letting me share my fire emblem brain rot!! have a good day/night/evening!<3

omg hiii thats absolutely fine!! i didnt want to just assign it to u but thats 100% fine w me!!

its ok i also fail at writing short responses 90% of the time dskfhdsf tumblr crashing during those is awful tho

ooo yeah fair :0 i can def see it!! ive learned a lot abt tmr through posting this fic lmao but im glad you liked day 1!! the fics gonna honestly slow down for a bit purely bc the next 13 parts are each individual members parts and those are honestly just gonna take a hot sec for me to like... be happy w all of them :(

aaa i still havent taken them just bc. anxiety bad! they shouldnt have any bad interactions since they're not a sulfa drug, but anxiety louder, y'know? im waiting until i know family is awake (yes ik its 4 pm shh) in case i need shit

i also love shigure but thats at least slightly bc of my love for m*tt m*rcer as a voice actor sdfhsdkjfh i adore him tho!! thats my beloved!!

i get DEEP in trying to figure out my units tbh i usually end up drafting out my pairings when i play. if awakening + conquest both had the ability to scout out things as easily as u can in birthright + revelations, i would have def beat them by now tbh.

but also i tend to abandon games after a while by accident sdkfhsdfh

i know little abt 3h but i am nodding along and golden tiger makes me happy. its what my man deserves <3

me lookin up these characters and sees ferdinand is confident and hates losing like YEP thats kwannie. i can see a lot of the comparisons u drew!! :0

i can def see general woozi + hero hoshi + swordsmaster cheol + dark mage han!! cheol is getting a sword and thats all i care about actually /j (nah but if i could give him some sort of rally skill, i think he + woozi + hosh would all have one in some shape!! and most likely seok too since booseoksoon leader ykno)

i honestly feel like shua would potentially be a war cleric. can heal you, but can also can Kill.

alternatively for hannie tho he could be thief -> trickster imo?

i honestly feel like vernon miiight either be a cavalier or an archer. its a gut thing tbh i cannot explain otherwise.

u are always welcome to share ur fe brainrot sdkfhsdf this blog is where i share my svt + trsr (+ skz tbh) brainrot now lmao y'all can Always share stuff ur interested in w me!! i hope u also have a good day/night/evening! <3

[swimmingleo]

just gonna kinda liveblog into your inbox about that wish you were here doc bc i need to

"it's a much more universal expression of my feelings about absence."

the whole 'have a cigar' part and thinking about h and l relating so strongly to pink floyd yk... ugh

"so, in order for it to represent the music, i didn't really want to limit the great palate of art and life to a picture of four geezers" REELING and now i think we should re-imagine the 1d album covers as pink floyd-style concepts

the part where they talk about syd being kinda beyond saving :(

the sea of blood that turns into hands, reaching to the sky???? that's a visual i will never ever forget fuck

"can you free yourself enough to be able to experience the reality of life as it goes on before you and with you, and as you go on as part of it, or not?" - roger waters

"all the songs were encouraging me - i guess i write them for me (...) - not to accept a lead role in a cage. but to go on demanding of myself that i keep auditioning for the walk on part in the wall. 'cause that's where i wanna be. i wanna be in the trenches" - waters

the story of how syd appeared at the studio and they didn't recognize him :(

in general: ouch and fuck

OMFG ELLA YOURE SENDING ME THIS WHEN I'M ABOUT TO POST THE MOST PAINFUL POST I EVER WROTE, THE TIMING, INDEED OUCH AND FUCK

I love this documentary for the explanation of the visuals, the throwbacks, I think it shows how talented and thoughtful they were of their work, how each part was loaded with intent, with emotion.

The red sea ??? PLEASE. THE BLOOD. REACHING FOR THE UNREACHABLE. They're not just saying "yeah industry's fucked up like it kills your creativity it's hard" nah they're literally saying it KILLS period. wtf. "it's no use crying over spilled blood" omg

Also the quote about being free enough to live? Roger said this is what he had in mind writing ''Breathe'', saying he wished he could've had this mindset before things went wrong with Syd. CAN YOU BELIEVE.

Roger and his metaphors of war... So powerful. This man has been growing up affected by the post war climate, and it never leaves the way he expresses himself, it's always there!!

But the downside of anything "wish you were here" related is... the trauma porn around it, yk ? And I feel like this doc has a bit of it.

The whole story of Syd coming to the studio is sooo upsetting. I have no doubts it was a highly mediatized stunt, for many reasons. Syd coming the exact day they record a song explicitly marketed as being abt him? When they allegedly haven't seen him for years? The way no one in the studio intervened, and just waited for the guys to recognize him? it's so fucked up. I've watched a long interview of Roger where he basically said that he had severe breakdowns during the making of this record, and i suppose it'd be because of the pressure of following up the success of DSOTM and the looming presence of Syd. His feelings being monetized is basically the core of the album and it's so ugly and it reminds me sm of how Louis' own traumas were badly appropriated by medias.

Seeing David being so emotional for the entirety of the doc breaks ME HEART.

ANYWAY love seeing your feedbacks <3 when you get into PF it does become a need to vent about it asdjfrhrt it's so ugh emotional

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

Hi old reader of zemblanity here and I THOUGHT THE THEORY MAKING TIMES ARE OVER BUT NO ITS NOT 😭

Okay so--

1) i thought l wont be confused with the members in each dream BUT HERE I AM guessing whether dream guy 1 is kun or xiaojun

2) i think its my first time reading that there were a total of 26 sectors? Will there be like a content to explore the other sectors 👀

3) OOOHH TEN IS MORE EERIE HERE AND ITS JUST CHAPTER 1 AAAAA

4) not claire de lune anymore 👁👄👁

5) GDKSJDJS WHAT IF THE DREAM GUY IS TEN

6) ten literally leads yn to sector v by telling her not to go to sector v 💀 AND he made the keycard accesible by flauting it infront of her and leaving it on plain sight in his room

7) i think in the rewrite is where its explicitly stated that sector v was about prisoners of time

8) TEN YOU TOLD YN TO TELL YOU ABT HER DREAMS IF SHE HAS ONE AGAIN BUT THEN YOU GO SLEEPING 😭

9) and--- she goes inside ITS STARTING AAAAAAAAA IM SO EXCITED FOR THE ACTION

Hi, hi! I hope the rewrite is doing the original justice <3 But yes, I gotta help y'all keep your brain gears well oiled, don't I?

Answers under the cut!

1. Ah, yes, how could I forget about those two? They were a bit confusing in the original as to wether or not they were allies, so I hope this rewrite clears it up. Xiaojun is a bit of a romantic, isn't he?

2. I don't think there'll be anything in the main story specifically, but once I start dropping Warden's Notes and Interrogation Rooms they'll be mentioned here and there. Basically, one Sector is in charge of one kind of crime. Sector V, for example, is in charge of the murderers.

3. AHHHHHHH yes, our dear best friend. Keep an eye on him.

4. No more, I thought the lyrics of Moon River were more fitting for the story while keeping the motif of, ya know, the moon.

5. COULD BE WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL THE END

6. No cuz he does! He should know, I mean they've only been best friends their entire lives. Keep an eye on him.

7. Yup. I actually got an ask from @i-just-like-goats that I haven't answered yet (as of answering this ask) that will explain it, so keep an eye out for that! (I'll link it here once I answer it lol) [Edit: Here's the link to that post]

8. NAH FR HE'S SO MEAN FOR THAT 😭I don't blame him though, time is a little wonky in the Sector. Had it not been for that nifty pocket watch he has, he would never know how long he was in there

9. YES IT STARTSSSS AHH I'M SO EXCITED I have to stop myself from dropping the whole series already, I have them staggered and queued up. Every other Saturday, technically, for chapters and the Saturday's in between you get Warden's Notes and Interrogation Rooms. Except for this week, this Saturday you get Ch. 2 since there's no inmates introduced yet, hehe

[hearteyeswangji]

getting to know you tag

tagged by dear mutual @jiangchengspsychiatrist 💖

why did you choose your url?

i just like how in love he looks at his husband

any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them:

yes my personal is @absurdmoth its just things i think are funny and the only followers i have are pornbots. i also have @theshrimpcolors which is like, nature pics and art? idk why i felt it needed another sideblog. my main blog is @idonotusethisblogg it is an empty void and i dont rly know why (feel free to follow any of them)

how long have you been on tumblr?

ive had my personal since 2014 i think🤢

ive had this blog since the beginning of december 2020

do you have a queue tag?

im not even completely sure what a queue is

why did you start your blog in the first place?

needed a place to shove my thoughts abt cql or they would overflow my brain and id explode or something

why did you choose your icon?

lan wangji

inebriated lan wangji

inebriated lan wangji looking at wwx, keeping consistency with the url

ive had this icon since i started this blog and ive tried to change it a couple times but i always go back to this one i love it

why did you choose your header?

once again, drunk hanguang jun

drunk wangxian

teenage tomfoolery

slumber party deep talks abt ur past w ur crush

they both look cute and i like how their hair looks :)

whats your post with the most notes?

this valentines day post is my most popular with 2.5k, the other one is that time i invented hanguang june

how many ppl do you follow?

thousands. listen. ive been here for six years and i never unfollow anyone. most of them are inactive. i dont feel like going thru it ok

have you ever made a shitpost?

this is a shitpost blog first and foremost, a hanguang jun fanblog second, and an art blog third.

how often do you use tumblr every day?

on most of my days off i basically live here

have you ever had an argument with another blog on here?

nah no one is really capable of pissing me off enough for me to do that. and ive never pissed anyone off enough for them to have an argument with me

how to you feel abt “you must reboot this post”

makes the chances of me reblogging it go down 100%

do you like tag games?

yes i love talking about myself

do you like ask games?

i get asks like, once in a blue moon

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

all of my mutuals are famous 2 me :)

do you have a crush on a mutual?

yes i am deeply in love with all of my mutuals <33

thanks for the tag :-D!!

i tag everyone who sees this and wants to do it

[thesevenumbrellas]

everytime you say anything abt a pride & prejudice au my mind just fyckin stops pls tell me more

A follow up from this post here.

Heck yeah I love Pride and Prejudice! Let’s do this.

·        Reggie Hargreeves is the overbearing parent who just wants to marry off his kids before he dies, because all their wealth is set to go to a cousin no one likes.

·        Grace just wants peace in her house. Please let there be peace.

·        What’s that? Delores Pennycrumb (comic book readers let’s hear some noise!) and her close, personal friend Mr. Dave Katz have moved into that empty estate?

·        Oh? And the Hargreeves have been invited to… what’s that? A ball! At the estate? Wow! The drama!

·        Five Hargreeves is the oldest child. He still gets mistaken for being thirteen sometimes though, which his siblings all tease him mercilessly for. What? It’s not his fault he’s short!

·        Five immediately gets *a crush* on Delores. She is the loveliest and most beautiful woman he has ever met.

·        But Klaus Hargreeves, second oldest child, finds the very rich and very handsome Dave Katz to be the rudest and most socially awkward person he has ever met. Enemies for life!

·        Five goes to visit Delores after the ball but of course Hargreeves would not lend him the coach and so he gets a cold. And must stay at their estate. Oh noooooo…..

·        And of course, Klaus is like well I’m gonna come visit you! Come on Ben let’s go.

·        Ben’s there obviously. Poor aro ace Ben.

·        When Klaus and Ben arrive they find Five in poor health, but recovering.

·        Delores is happy to have them, but her sister Cha-Cha is like ‘I hate you because I wanted Dave to myself.’

                  (Spoiler alert! Dave is hella gay.)

·        So anyway, here comes the cousin no one likes. Let’s call him Hazel.

·        He’s adorable and nice but for the sake of the plot no one wants to marry him because he also tells really weird stories about maybe his secret time as a spy or torturer or something? Dude are you even allowed to be telling us about how you had to carry around a secret suitcase for so long you hurt your wrist?

·        Anyway, next up is Leonard Peabody because unfortunately we can’t keep him out of this story.

·        Leonard at first flirts with Klaus (I know, please bear with) and tells him that Dave is actually a big butthead who stopped him from becoming a clergyman which he really wanted to from childhood or something because we need to stick with some certain themes here, don’t we?

·        Klaus is like “Dave is the worst confirmed.” Enemies for life!

·        Let’s go to another ball! And this time Dave and Klaus dance! And flirt! Frenemies for life??

·        But then things get real bad.

·        Back to Hazel. At first, he’s like “I’ll marry Five.” But Five is like I’ll kill you. So, then he’s like “Klaus?” and Klaus is like “hahahaha… oooohhh you’re serious? Nah you’re good.”

·        Don’t’ worry he falls in love with the donut shop owner I mean their neighbor Agnes. They leave this story to go on a road trip. They live their best lives together.

·        Oh don’t worry there’s still angst because then Delores and Dave are like “actually we’re moving away! Later!”

·        Five is like what did I do wrong! I am heartbroken!

·        So, Klaus and Ben go to stay with NOT their aunt but actually their brother DIEGO and his wife EUDORA because someone has to be happy right? Anyway he runs into Dave’s cousin… idk… Pogo? And Pogo is like yeah Dave saved his friend Delores from a bad match. How good of him!

·        And Klaus is like THAT IS MY BROTHER YOU BITCH?! HOLD ME BACK BEN!

·        Ben is just here like someone end me please. Just kill me. It’d be less painful.

·        Let’s add more drama because then DAVE PROPOSES TO KLAUS!

·        And Klaus is like “no because you’re a dick because you were mean to Leonard and also you were mean to my brother and also you’re a butthead.” Enemies. For. Life!

·        And Dave is like BUT WAIT here’s a letter explaining these things I’m so sorry I’ll never bother you again goodbye.

·        So apparently Leonard is the butthead! Who Knew! AND he thought Five didn’t love Delores. Because Five doesn’t show emotions. Which is like… yeah that’s fair… So… Not??? Enemies??? For??? Life???

·        MONTHS LATER when Klaus and Ben, with their fav brother Diego and their fav sister-in-law Eudora go to visit Dave’s estate DAVE IS THERE! OH MY GOD WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS!

·        And Dave’s like “sup.” And is super nice to them????

·        Diego’s like “bro why’d you let that one go? He wants to go knife throwing I mean fishing with me??”

·        And Klaus is ABOUT to say “alright I’ll marry you lol stop asking already.”

·        When he hears word that Vanya has done something very stupid and run off with Leonard.

·        Oh Leonard you scoundrel! Can’t Vanya find peace in this AU?

·        No.

·        Klaus and Ben return to their home, and wait for Leonard to agree to marry Vanya.

·        He does!

·        When Vanya comes home she was like “oh Dave was at my wedding.” And apparently Dave fixed the whole thing for them? And apparently Dave is an amazing person? Who would’ve thought??

·        So in the end of course Dave and Klaus get married. And Five and Delores.

·        Ben gets to live peacefully, living his best ace aro life. Except at that time they just called them “England’s most eligible bachelors” and such so… yeah…

·        Luther and Allison were there the whole time don’t worry! They DO NOT get married to each other. Allison meets a handsome and rich actor who she marries. And Luther idk marries someone cool? He can marry Cha-Cha how’s that? Sorry Luther your whole space thing doesn’t really work here…

·        Leonard mysteriously dies one day, and Vanya goes on to become a famous violinist.

·        No one can prove anything.

·        Reginald also dies because of his “nerves” or something idk and Grace lives for a very long time living her best life.

·        The end.