#i think clefairy wigglytuff mawile crobat azumarill

[shittymihodaily]

If miho was a pokemon trainer what do you think would be on her team? No one is allowed to say sylveon bc Obviously

[beedeegees]

So Terry...

This one's for you. I want to be the best (best, best, best). Be the best (best, best) Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle. Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple. Scorbunny, Sobble, and Grookey. Lickitung and Lickilicky. Haxorus, Cofagrigus. Poliwrath, Mismagius. Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider. Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer. Golurk, Luxio. Swampert, Lilligant, Tynamo. Seismitoad, Politoed, Palipitoad, Seel. Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal. Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper. Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr. Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring. Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking. SKRELP. Alakazam, Patrat. Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat. Golbat, Zubat. Poochyena, Carracosta. Teddiursa, Umbreon. Alomomola, Chikorita. Gothorita, Drudigon. Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug. Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg. Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon. Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff. Igglybuff, Wigglytuff. Dhelmise, Servine, Rockruff. Porygon, Porygon Z. Porygon2, Rimbombee. Skuntank, Klang, Klinklang. Miltank and Metang. Luxray. Pidgey, Hitmonlee. Skitty, Happiny. Mudbray. Lotad, Durant, Serperior. Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor. Abra, Seadra, Nidorina. Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina. Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard. Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir. Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor. Ariados, Tyranitar. Glameow, Meowth, Exploud. Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout. Starmie, Starly, Frogadier. Delcatty, Escavalier. Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas. Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas. Foongus, Amoongus, and Pidgeotto. Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o. Aurorus, Aromatisse, Medicham. Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabebe. Feraligatr, Eevee Sigilyph. Elekid, Anorith, Inkay. (Gotta catch ‘em all) Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw. (Gotta catch ‘em all) Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna. Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi. Popplio, Abomasnow. Charmeleon, Darumaka. Hariyama, Sharpedo. Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye. Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly. Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona. Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola. Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan. Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon. Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee. Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby. Piloswine, Carnivine. Illumise and Remoraid. I think we are done with the triplet rap. So now let’s rap to educate. Alright. Here we go! Are ya ready friends, hey come on! Let’s learn a little something from the Pokémon! There’s Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail. Sandygast, Nosepass, Frosslass, Lapras! I love to say the Pokémon, but here’s the catch. Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch'd! Let me Axew a question? Want to help me out? It’s time to Throh in more names! Come on give me a shout! *perfect yell of 200 Pokémon.* Those Pokémon are Tentacool! *another perfect yell of 200 Pokémon.* And those Pokémon are trash! Combee my friend, I’ve got more to say. And if we Diglett-le deeper, we can learn today! So why not get Comfey, Don’t be Krabby or blue! Here are some lessons, and I Rotom for you. If you Muk around in class, you’ll be distraught! Don’t Bidoof-us, just study a lot! If you’re Slaking in school, you’ll drop out sooner! And abstinence is key, or you’ll get a Mime Jr. Swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat? Amaura-mazing snack is Pichu can eat! Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you hugs. Don’t stick forks into Eelectrik plugs. Wear a Shelmet when you Rhydon bikes. Keep a well-stocked Bagon extra long hikes! Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed. And that’s just one name people have for weed! There’s Pansage, and Slowbro, Oddish, and Bonsly. Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf, and Stunky! And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra. Bounsweet, Bayleef, Hypno, and Munna! You’ll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke. Also Koffing and Weezing, hey, you might Machoke! So if someone says, “Hey, want some dank Lombre?” Look ‘em Dedenne the eye, and say NO WAY! I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone’s smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person? Definitely no! Don’t mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse! Don’t lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan. And criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan. Big pharma is the root of our country’s problem with opiate addiction. Golem. Gastly, Horsea, Chansey, Burmy. Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy. Hoo! Rapping’s hard, let me catch my breath. Might as well check how many we’ve got left! There’s less than 150 left. Can I really do this? I used to have this dream. Back when I was a child. I’d make the PokéRap listenable. And everybody called me reckless and wild. But I never gave up. I kept at it everyday. And with Pikachu beside me and my 'dex to guide me, I knew that there’d be a way. To ignore all of the naysayers. I’d need a thicker skin than Metapod. Wynaut leave my comfort zone, jump in the Unown. Maybe someday everyone will applaud. It’s Absol-utely worth taking a risk. Plusle make a few friends as I try. Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song. Though I still don’t know where to put Mr. Mime. But who cares if I couldn’t find a good place to put Togedemaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Weavile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafeon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill. And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts, Dustox. I still found a way to put ‘em in there! No matter the Scizor the scope of the task. I don’t need a Magikarp-et ride. I’Machamp-ion, hero, there’s nothing to Fearow. My true power comes from inside. And that brings us all of the way to the top. I’ve said every name I can say. I’ll let my body confess the names that I can’t express. Yes it’s time for the DREAM BALLET! COME ON! But there’s one Pokemon, my own holy grail. That I gave Kevin Punt, I hope that bastard’s in jail. 'Cause of all Tangelas, Terry is the apex. And I gave him up for my 'dex. When you love Terry terribly, and then Terry is gone. What’s the point of having every other Pokemon? There’s a wound in my heart that I can’t get rid of. How can I find joy without my tangly boy? Why catch them all if you can’t keep the ones that you love? Terry! Oh Terry…

[nellscape]

Full PokéRap By Brian David Gilbert

With full lyrics written out by me cause I had nothing better to do

I want to be the best…best...best…best

I want to be the best…best…best

Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle

Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple

Scorburry, Sobble and Grookey

Lickitung and Lickilicky

Haxorus, Cofagrigus

Poliwrath, Mismagius

Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider

Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer

Golurk

Luxio, Swampert

Lilligant, Tynamo, Seismitoad, Politoed, Palpitoad, Seel

Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal

Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper

Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr

Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring

Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking

SKRELP

Alakazam, Patrat

Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat, Golbat, Zubat

Poochyena, Carracosta

Teddiursa, Umbreon

Alomomola, Chikorita

Gothorita, Druddigon

Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug

Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg

Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon

Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff

Igglybuff, Wigglytuff

Delmise, Servine, Rockruff

Porygon, Porygon Z, Porygon 2, Ribombee

Skuntang, Klang, Klinklang

Miltank and Mitang, Luxray

Pidgey, Hitmonlee

Skitty, Happiny, Mudbray

Lotad, Durant, Serperior

Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor

Abra, Seadra, Nidorina

Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina

Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard

Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir

Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor

Ariados, Tyranitar

Glameow, Meowth, Exploud

Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout

Starmie, Starly, Frogadier

Delcatty, Escavalier

Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas

Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas

Foongus, Amoonguss and Pidgeotto

Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o

Aurorus, Aromatisse

Medicham, Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabébé

Feraligatr, Eevee

Sigilyph, Elekid, Anorith, Inkay

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL

Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL

Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna

Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi

Popplio, Abomasnow

Charmeleon, Darumaka

Hariyama, Sharpedo

Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye

Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly

Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona

Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola

Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan

Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon

Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee

Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby

Piloswine, Carnivine

Illumise and Remoraid

I think we are done with the triplet rap

So now let’s rap to educate

Alright, here we go!

Are you ready, friends? Hey, come on!

Let’s learn a little something from the Pokémon!

There’s Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail

Sandyghast, Nosepass, Froslass, Lapras!

I love to say the Pokémon but here’s the catch

Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch’d

Let me Axew a question

Wanna help me out?

It’s time to Throh in more names!

Come on give me a shout!

Those Pokémon are Tentacool!

And those Pokémon are trash!

Combee my friend, I’ve got more to say!

And if we Diglett-le deeper we can learn today!

So why not get Comfey? Don’t be Krabby or blue

Here are some lessons and I Rotom 4 U!

If you Muk around in class, you’ll be distraught!

Don’t Bidoof-us, just study a lot!

If you’re Slaking in school, you’ll drop out sooner!

And abstinence is key, or you’ll get a Mime Jr.

Swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat?

Amaura-mazing snack is a Pichu can eat!

Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you hugs

And don’t stick forks into Eelectrik plugs!

Wear a Shelmet when you Rhydon bikes

Keep a well-stocked Bagon extra-long hikes!

Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed

And that’s just one name people have for weed!

There’s Pansage and Slowbro, Oddish and Bonsly

Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf and Stunky!

And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra

Bounsweet, Bayleaf, Hypno and Munna!

You’ll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke!

Also Koffing and Weezing, hey, you might Machoke!

So if someone says “hey, want some dank Lombre?”

Look ‘em Dedenne the eye and say NO WAY!

I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone’s smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person?

DEFINITELY NO!

I don’t mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse

Don’t lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan

And criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan

BIG PHARMA IS THE ROOT OF OUR COUNTRY’S PROBLEM WITH OPIATE ADDICTION.

Golem.

Gastly, Horsea, Chansea, Burmy

Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy

Hoo! Rapping’s hard, let me catch my breath

Might as well check how many we’ve got left

There’s less than 150 left.

Can I really do this?

I used to have this dream

Back when I was a child

I’d make the PokéRap listenable

And everybody called me reckless and wild

But I never gave up

I kept at it every day

And with Pikachu beside me and my ‘dex to guide me

I knew that there’d be a way

To ignore all of the naysayers I’d need a thicker skin than Metapod

Why not leave my comfort zone, jump in the Unown?

Maybe someday everyone will applaud

It’s Absol-utely worth taking a risk

Plusle make a few friends as I try

Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song

Though I still don’t know where to put Mr. Mime

But who cares if I couldn’t find a good place to put

Togedmaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill…

And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts and Dustox

I still found a way to put ‘em in there!

No matter the Scizor the scope of the task,

I don’t need a Magikarp-et ride

I’Machamp-ion hero, there’s nothing to Fearow

My true power comes from inside

And that brings us all of the way to the top

I’ve said every name I can say

I’ll let my body confess the names that I can’t express

Yes, it’s time for the dream ballet!

(Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, Ho-Oh, Tapu Fini, Latias, Latios, Lugia, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Poipole, Stakataka, Blacephalon, Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde, Mew, Mewtwo, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, Type: Null, Silvally, Reshiram, Zekrom, Manaphy, Phione, Celebi, Jirachi, Victini, Shaymin, Marshadow, Darkrai, Magearna, Necrozma, Melmetal, Meltan, Diancie, Hoopa, Meloetta, Cresselia, Healtran, Kyurem, Keldeo, Deoxys, Genesect, Volcanion, Zeraora, Arceus)

But there’s one Pokémon, my own holy grail

That I gave Kevin Punt; I hope that bastard’s in jail

‘Cause of all Tangelas, Terry is the apex

And I gave him up for my ‘dex

When you love Terry terribly and then Terry is gone

What’s the point of having every other Pokémon?

There’s a wound in my heart that I can’t get rid of                                    

How can I find joy without my tangly boy?

Why catch them all if you can’t keep the ones that you love?

Terryyyyyy!!!!!!!

Oh Terryyyyyyyyyy!

[flamebrain]

how could you say that in the tags and NOT share the transcribed pokerap (i did search ur blog)

you’re right. i’m fool. here you go

Bulbasaur Charmander Squirtle

Caterpie Butterfree Wurmple

Scorbunny Sobble and Grookey

Lickitung and Lickilicky

Haxorus Cofagrigus Poliwrath Mismagius

Fraxur Crabrawler Dewpider

Shellder Cloyster Haunter Grimer

Golurk

Luxio Swampert

Lilligant Tynamo

Seismitoad Politoad Palpitoad

Seel

Parasect Trevenant Toxapex

Spheal

Mandibuzz Scatterbug Graveler Pelipper

Elgyem Pikipeck Clawitzer Conkeldurr

Probopass Scolipede Delibird Ursaring

Blaziken Fennekin Quilladen Nidoking

Skrelp!

Alakazam Patrat

Woobat Swoobat Crobat Golbat Zubat

Poochyena Carracosta Teddiursa Umbreon

Alomamola Chikorita Gothorita Druddigon

Snowrunt Tyrunt Charjabug

Ninjask Yanmask Avalugg

Finneon Drapion Jolteon Sylveon

Glaceon Espeon Jigglypuff

Igglybuff Wigglytuff

Dhelmise Servine Rockruff

Porygon Porygon-Z Porygon2 Ribombee

Skuntank Klang Klinklang

Miltank and Metang

Luxray

Pidgey Hitmonlee

Skitty Happiny

Mudbray

Lotad Durant Serperior Gourgeist Stoutland Exeggutor

Abra Seadra Nidorina Dewott Chesnaught Primarina

Omanyte Dragonite Charizard

Magnemite Meditite Dusknoir

Ivysaur Venusar Minior Garbodor

Ariados Tyranitar

Glameow Meowth Exploud

Wobbuffet Furret Bellsprout

Starmie Starly Frogadier

Delcatty Escavalier

Venonat Poliwag Hippopotas

Spinarak Marowark Jumpluff Feebas

Foongus Amoonguss and Pidgeotto

Weepinbell Victreebel Hakamo-o

Aurorus Aromatisse

Medicham Mamoswine Slurpuff Flabebe

Feraligatr Eevee

Sigilyph Elekid Anorith Inkay

(Gotta chatch em all)

Rowlet Golett Honedge Archen Croconaw

(Gotta catch em all)

Sentret Pignite Bergmite Mantyke Kakuna

Sudowoodo Wishiwashi Popplio Abomasnow

Charmeleon Darumaka Hariyama Sharpedo

Whiscash

Raticate Sableye

Sandslash

Kricketune Cutiefly

Beautifly Togepi Volcarona

Magnazone Lunatone Roggenrola

Samurott Oshawott Whimsicott Kangashan

Larvitar Pupitar Omastar Kecleon

Togekiss Simisage Nidoqueen Cottonee

Forretress Salamance Jellicent Bunnelby

Piloswine

Carnivine

Illumise and Remoraid

I think we are done with the Triplet Rap So now lets rap to educate!!!!

Alright

Here we go!

Are you ready, friends? Hey come on!

Let's learn a little something from the Pokemon!

There's Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail

Sandygast Nosepass Frosslass Lapras!

I love to say the pokemon, but here's the catch

Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch'd Let me Axew a question, wanna help me out

Its time to Throh in more names

Come on give me a shout

Those pokemon are Tentacool

And thoes pokemon are trash

Combee my friend I've got more to say And if we Diglett-le deeper we can learn today!

So why not get Comfey? Don't be Krabby or blue!

Here are some lessons, and I Rotom for you!

If you Muk around in class you'll be distraught

Don't Bidoof-us just study a lot!

If you're Slacking in school, you'll drop out sooner.

And abstinence is key or you'll get a Mime Jr!

Swanna grab some candy? For a sweet treat? Amaura-mazing snack Is a Pichu can eat!

Bewear of Shifty strangers who offer you hugs,

And Don't stick forks Into Eelectrik plugs!

Wear a Shelmet When you Rydon bikes,

Keep a well-stocked Bagon Extra long hikes!

Make sure to stay away From that Ferrossed

And that's just ONE name People have for weed

There's Pansage and Slowbro Oddish and Bonsley

Tropius Seedot Nuzleaf and Stunky

And Blissey Loudred Dewgon and Goodra

Bounsweet Bayleef Hypno and Munna

Youll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke!

Also Koffing and Weezing- hey, you might Machoke!

So if someone says Hey want some dank Lombre Look them Dedenne in the eye And say no way

I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone's smoking Treeko

Does that make them a bad person?Definitely no!

Don't mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse

Is that alienating drug users makes things worse

Dont lock someone up If they take a Hitmonchan

And criminalizing addicts Is a really bad plan

Big pharma is the root of our country's problem

With opiate addiction.

Golem.

Gastly Horsea Chancy Burmy

Clefairy Mankey Klefki Goomy

Hoo! Rapping's hard, let me catch my breath

Might as well check how many we've got left

There's less than 150 left

Can I really do this?

I used to have this dream

Back when I was a child

I'd make the Pokerap listenable

And everybody called me Reckless and wild

But I never gave up

I kept at it every day

And with Pikachu beside me and my 'dex to guide me

I knew that there'd be a way

To ignore all of the naysayers I'd need a thicker skin Than Metapod

Wynaut leave my comfort zone jump in the Unown

Maybe someday everyone will applaud

It's Absol-utly Worth taking a risk

Plusle make a friends As I try

Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song

Though I still don't know where to put Mr. Mime

But who cares if I Couldn't find a good place to put Togedemaru Pyukumuku Mawile Sceptile Weavile Sandile Helioptile Leafeon Gengar Malamar Marshtomp Chatot Simipour Ferrothorn Toxicroak Minccino Cinccino Azumarill Tranquill Excadrill Marill Beedrill

And Togetic Basculin Gigalith Crabomimable Kingdra Ambipom Gastrodon Bastiodon Hippowdon Vivillon Bisharp Liepard Dunsparce Aipom Slackoth Ralts Dustox

I still found a way to put them in there

No matter the Scizor the scope of the task I dont need a Magikarp-et ride I'Machamp-ion hero there's nothing to Fearow

My true power comes from inside

And that brings us all of the way to the top I’ve said every name I can say

I’ll let my body confess the names that i cant express-Yes!It’s time for the Dream ballet Come on!!!!!!!!!!(insert dream ballet)

But there's one Pokemon

My own holy grail

That I gave Kevin Punt

I hope that bastards in jail

'Cause of all Tangelas Terry is the apex

And I gave him up for My 'dex

When you love Terry terribly and then Terry is gone

What's the point of having every other pokemon

There's a wound in my heart that I can't get rid of

How can I find joy

Without my tangly boy

Why catch them all If you cant keep the ones

That you love TeRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOH TERRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY