#i shouldve heeded the warnings

[delphi333]

just watched midsommar for the first time. consider my brain chemistry majorly fucked

[maxthesillyy]

i just read a fic. and now i REALLY REALLY feel the need to go dramatically sit outside on the porch and stare at nothing in silence. BUT I CANT. BECAUSE ITS MIDNIGHT.

[mrchickenthegod]

WE NOT BALLIN ANYMORE WE NOT BALLIN ANYMORE

We ballin

[lemonsweet]

I shouldve heeded the rtvs podcast warning of "don't operate machinery while listening " because they made a poop joke and I laughed so much I almost fell off the treadmill

[biocrafthero]

MY DASHBOARD I SHOULDVE HEEDED MY MUTUALS WARNINGS

[bluiex]

bluie. i did the bells thing on desktop but i lowered volume before i did and messed around with it but i didnt close the tab when i was done so hours later i clicked on the tab because i forgot what it was and i had my volume up this time and well. my ears have since passed. i shouldve heeded your warning. - ✨

o7 to your ears, they were loved an will be missed

[hackercult]

WOH OOPS LOL shes calling me "my love" i shouldve heeded the warnings . the tranny charm is too strong sometimes

[staravya]

turns out this was an early warning sign i shouldve heeded lmAO

devastating: fic author whose fic u rly like in one fandom has annoying opinions in another.

[blown-to-kingdom-come]

i just finished watching a playthrough of super paper mario when i got the notif

[shrimplicitly]

there are fics still embedded in my subconcious that i probably shouldnt have read at 13

[bifrostarchivist]

this week’s statement. jesus fucking christ.

[celesstialdreams]

decided to watch phantom planet just so I could decide for myself if i hated it or not

ten minutes in and im so tired of it already

[allstarsmash]

oooooooooh ouch

[oflgtfol]

ok so when i was eight in third grade, i got super sick. i was in gym class when i started getting really really cold, and i just, Did Not Feel Good. i told the teacher that i wanted to go to the nurse, but he wouldn’t let me go. i was like BRO i straight up DO NOT feel good, so he at least let me sit out on the side (why not just let me go to the nurse if im not even gonna play though?? lol) and i was so cold i actually had to wear my jacket, and i was still cold

so as gym went on i got colder and colder, and i actually started to feel a bit nauseous. once gym was over and our teacher came to pick us up, my teacher finally let me go to the nurse. i got there, and the room was empty, and the nurses called my mom to come pick me up. and as i sat there waiting for my mom, more and more kids slowly started trickling in. by the time my mom arrived, the entire room was literally fucking PACKED with kids. the entire school got sick that day and i was the first one to be affected eiodsjg

so anyway i got home, and promptly got sick. i dont remember much, but at i must’ve gotten so sick that my mom got worried about me and brought me to the doctor. i normally dont go to the doctor for mundane things, so for her to bring me meant that it mustve been really bad. she was really concerned but i was so out of it that i like.. i cant explain it. i felt so sluggish. i felt Zero emotions, and i barely had any thoughts, yet i was awake, i just. i didnt feel anything. i was observing things but not thinking about them at all. so my mom was so concerned and i could tell, because why else would she bring me to the doctor, but /i/ wasn’t concerned because i just.. didnt care. i was so tired. she was like “i know you just want to lay down but you have to go to the doctor, once its over you can rest again” and she kept apologizing but i just, did not care, but i was so tired and she had to help me put my coat on and everything lmfao

so we get there.. i remember being in the waiting room, which was completely empty because it was still in the middle of the school day, and i was just. bowled over. i could not sit upright, i had to lay across my mom’s lap and everything.

and once we got to the actual uhm, Room thing, i just straight up laid across the patient bed thingy. i dont think i was even fully conscious at that point, i could barely keep my eyes open and i just remember my mom was so scared, but all i could respond with was vague hums, if i even answered at all. and once the doctor came in they were talking but i like, was barely absorbing it at all. the doctor told my mom to bring me to the hospital and i barely felt anything beyond like “oh no thats not good, i just want to lay down in bed” but in the flattest way possible, like the vaguest sentiment was there. i wasnt concerned about the hospital at all, the ONLY thing i felt was just “im so tired i dont want to have to go in the car again”

my memory gets even foggier at this point.. the next thing i remember is actually being in the hospital, and i was in the hospital bed, and the doctors were drawing my blood to do tests. and i’ve always been incredibly afraid of needles but it was even worse when i was a kid, to the point where i’d cry and sob my eyes out over just the anticipation of getting my flu shot every year. my mom told me not to look at the needle as they drew my blood, but i wasnt thinking straight, i honestly wasnt thinking at all at that point i was only Observing things, so i watched that needle enter my arm and i watched the blood flow through the tube, and i felt. nothing at all. i didnt even feel the physical pain, all i felt was the pressure of it in my arm, and even that i barely felt

i know at some point i got a migraine, because i remember every time i got sick it made the pain in my head feel better (which is something that still happens with the migraines i get nowadays lol), and i do remember being in excruciating pain by the time i was in the hospital.

the next concrete memory i have is when the doctors were wheeling my bed to do some test.. it mightve been a cat scan? im not sure because like, i wasnt conscious really. i just remember i had to be awake, and the doctors kept assuring me that it would only take a few minutes and then i could go back to resting, and it was the most uncomfortable 5 minutes in my life because my head hurt so so so much and i was so tired and i could barely think beyond “im in pain, i just want to sleep”

thats all i can remember of that time.. i dont remember how long i was in the hospital, or when i started to get better, i dont remember going home either?? i dont quite know what exactly was wrong with me either beyond just “a very severe stomach bug”

[staticblitz-moved]

Hooooo man I wanna die that post was so fucking bad man

[potionofinstantdamage]

i feel like i shouldve heeded your warning i watched a little of the zits game night vod and immediately took -20hp of dmg. maybe im homophobic now too

Im telling you man theres something wrong with them. What is it about straight married minecrafters