#i see this fucker i see red
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i love gary so much he really gets me
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#finnpost#fionna and cake#marshall lee the vampire king#prince gumball#gumlee#fionna and cake spoilers#i cannot believe we got confirmed monster fucker gary thats so funny to me#real of him tho#in every universe gumball/bubblegum see a dangerous red-themed demon and go 'oh i cant NOT fuck that'#real of them tbh
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I have to admit I'm super glad werewolf lost to arcanaloth. not out of pettiness (well, maybe a little) but because it would've been depressing for the so-called monsterfucker website to choose something as basic as the werewolf as the ultimate winner
Wait, how Tony the Tiger in a bathrobe not a basic pick? Not that I see anything wrong with basic picks to begin with, but "tiger anthro" is part of the furry starter pack, it's a classic. You're comparing the spiciness of sourdough bread to milk.
#not tournament#answers#seriously though I had to make 7 passes at this response because the phrase “so called monster fucker” makes me see red.
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#twflpokespe#pokemon#pokemon special#pokespe#pokespe meme#reguri#trainer red#trainer blue#trainer green#namelessshipping#originalshipping#rival green#rival blue#gurire#レグリ#グリレ#HELLO your favorite little fucker is posting#so I basically steal memes from other ships and just replace them with whatever#so when i see more memes youll see i post more but if i dont then im just not on social media often enough lol#anyway i was gonna make gold silv alts for the past like 2 memes but was too lazy teehee#hey at least i have like 1 or 2 more ill edit and post later maybe. or next monday or smth#uhh sorry long rant#im actually just too invested in p5r and now i got side order to finish too
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the fandom Mood has been p down lately, but we absolutely do not have to live like this. join me in a good vibes social experiment and make an appreciation post that DOES NOT mention the disc/course- talk about someone you watch or dont watch, or even a whole team. doesnt matter how long or short your post is the only point is that its Made. (“i fucking love [x character]” totally counts).
if you want to help build a little archive of Good Posts for us all to frolic in then tag #qsmp pos
#qsmp#qsmp pos#lots of people are giving up on this event too early i think#we cant change everyone’s perceptions on it but we CAN change ours and i for one would loce to see people going hog wild over their faves#even more#this includes red team and green team and blue team equally#even you eyeball fuckers. I support you as well#share how awesome you think his evil little plans are i will enjoy it
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Sooo I’m watching an entire facebook group full of trump and cop dick suckers lose their entire minds right now.
Everyone in my very red area just went from “blue lives matter” circle jerking to “maybe we should not have given the local police 7 billion dollars” veeeery quickly when it came out that one of them just straight up killed a guy everyone liked and almost got away with it. 🤔 Wild how fast the opinion changes when it’s them murdering a likable white guy who didn’t qualify for the “oh he’s just a druggie” apathy special. It sure feels like something.
#to be fair I hate everyone around here with my entire heart and soul#but it’s funny to see them all turn on one another and the cops#for once#ACAB#tw: police#tw: police brutality#tw: murder#tw: trump#but also jfc#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#they don’t care about anyone#cops in my state regularly murder people#they don’t usually pretend the guy just vanished and plant evidence etx#but still#no one ever cares#but this facebook group went from red hot cop fuckers to#wait this is bad maybe we shouldn’t have given them loads of money#anyway it’s even worse because they didn’t even tell the family they found him#the family had it confirmed by a fucking news article#tw: drugs#tw: ableism#bc this is the piss on poor site#I do not use the term ‘druggie’ or agree with that language#this is how THOSE people talk about it#it’s genuinly a direct quote from these fucking people#tw: racism
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#mega latias#there okay different angle. you'll see more about why i'm saying that on the mega latios tags. i'm doing this way out of order#long story short even though i literally talked about mega latias and latios in the tags of one of their posts i fucking forgot to queue 'em#leave it up to me to somehow still forget pokémon i literally talked about in the tags of another pokémon. fuck me. HERE SHE IS#the one twin with the yellow eyes. and mega latios will have red eyes. that's the only difference. that's the only way to tell. idek what#the difference between these two fuckers is competitively or if it's even relevant. are they even good enough to be cared abt in competitive
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Why do I keep getting lando/mclaren posts on my recommended. I ain’t the one‼️‼️‼️
#give me my red car fuckers or give me no one#lilly talks#f1#see I feel bad polluting the main f1 tag with this but it’s more for my own blog organization yk#so like if I ever feel like scrolling through the tag on my blog I’ll see everything no matter how random and unimportant#anyways this is my apology for whoever sees my complaining while scrolling through the main tag#anti lando norris#anti ln4
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Man I'd let Chop Top do whatever he'll want to me as long as I get to suck him off first
#notsafe#confession#Chop Top Sawyer#Choptop#The Texas Chainsaw Massacre#tcm#tcm 2#The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2#Texas Chainsaw Massacre#slashers#slasher fucker#I wish there were some more shots of this look without the red tint. Just to see him better ❤️#He's bright red for half of this scene due to the lighting 🚨#I will exhaust the radio scene lol. And then I need to make gifs of him being a feral freak in the tunnels 🤪
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had a fucking bizarre dream last night that led to me fucking the Grinch. woke up. thought to myself, "wow that was a fucking bizarre dream." went back to sleep. immediately had a second, completely different dream that ended with me also fucking the Grinch. even had a moment just as we were going to bone like "wow just like my dream."
these fever dreams are getting... something.
#it was the jim carrey version if anyone was curious#and he was a subby touch starved brat#i dont know how to feel about this information#in the second one we had some mary lwyd rhyming back n forth thing going on#and he was wearing some shiny red dress that was so tight you could see his fucking camel toe#definitely one of those dreams you just gotta sit in bed and stare at the ceiling for a while#sorry its just branded in my brain and i need others to suffer with me#bc lbr martha may was a fuckin real one#a true monster fucker ready to jump that furry green ass#dont act like he aint a baddie#but what in the actual fuck#i havent even watched the grinch lately#its fucking march#w-why!?#TWICE#IN A ROW
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THE RED KING WISHES FOR YOU TO JOIN HIM
#LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!! HE SHOULD KILL !!!!#rendog#3rd life#3rdlife#trafficblr#the red king#renchanting#dogwarts#my art#fanart#is thr poll good . is that a good addition to my art#blood tw#please reblog🔥🔥🔥#if i see u fuckers voting without reblogging /lh
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this but carlo & moretti😔🤨 thats all thank you
#i caaaaaaaaaaaaant find the whole piece bc apparently they deleted this book from the public domain🙄🙄🙄fuckers#but context: john torrio is in the hospital after an attempted murder#1931-32 idk failed murder attempt on moretti real hashtag canon now hashtag in my head#carlo & moretti#m2#also whatever funny thing: this is capone's biography written by one rus author and#they released this book as part of the “lives of wonderful people” series(😭)#and fucked it up badly bc it caused an outcry and the book had to be reissued (tho stalin's biography is in this series like fr tf🙄)#<- and ok i was googling this book & turns out that in the 1st edition contained a shit ton of photos#i took reprinted ver in the library & w like 1 photo in it#fuck now i regret it sm 😔 but it was like the only available choice in the nearest libraries#i mean no this is actually ridiculous to print capone's biography in this series but ehh it's always so good#in terms of illustrative material so its upsetting#also second funny thing: was takin another books in the library today and GOD SEES american history sections are always so fucking funny#“the shameful history of america” ”rotten capitalism” and other such titles#dear god “u wanna fuck me so bad it makes u look stupid” situation. sorry its a n1 red flag to me when history books have such titles#no u dont do it this way. not “our gloriously prosperous country” vs “these disgusting other countries"#funny stuff. top 10 epic fail moments 0 swag 0 respect when this grandpa will finally die
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Welcome to the Whalesnake Leviathan!
At a whopping 136 meters, it's pretty fucking big (admittedly it is mostly long rather than big considered how skinny it is), with a large head containing somewhere around 58 needlelike teeth.
The two long sensory crests help it detect chemical changes in the water, as it's highly sensitive to changes in the water quality. I suggest this as both a cool little ecology thing and something the player can use to scare the Whalesnake leviathan away from their ship with a toxin attack (like the gas balls in the first subnautica game!)
The Whalesnake leviathan is primarily an ambush hunter, lying in wait in the pitch black darkness. I like to think it's capable of short bursts of incredible speed thanks to the disproportionate wing-fins but relatively weaker tail, and that in a hypothetical situation the player's ship might be able to out stamina it.
I'm very tempted to suggest that it eats prinarily smaller leviathans / large leviathan adjacent fauna. Also tempted to suggest the bioluminescent spots and sensory crests only glow when it's getting ready for a charge or in "hunting" mode as a visual indicator for the player.
Considering how fucking itty bitty the eyes are, I'm imagining it has very poor eyesight and hearing, mostly hunting via a very strong sense of smell and smell adjacent senses. It glows because glowing seems to be a ancestral trait on planet 4546B
#tumblr will eat most of the colors and quality i can bet you on thar#subnautica#fan creation#art tag#art#xenobiology#yes that's an average between the sea emperor and sea dragon#but it's not nearly as bulky as either#like i hope y'all can see the dark red and the slight speckled countershading and the segmented body#based on one of the background silhouettes in one of the other drawings#the tail is meant to look like a whale tailfluke like in the teeny sketch but that's hard to convey in a sideshot#tumblr ate the quality#probably#just slapped a whiteish background on because this fucker is meant to live in pitch black darkness#where the only light available is from bioluminescence
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Today on "Another JeanMarco Soulmate AU absolutely no one asked for" I present to you -
Soulmate AU in which you stop seeing colors when your soulmate dies, the only exception being your soulmate. Now cue to Jean who just found Marco's, his best friend's, body. And you know, there's the shock of finding out Marco's dead. The pain and confusion and guilt. But there's also the revelation, because despite everything he can still see Marco like nothing took place at all- yes, half of his face is missing and his body is straight up lifeless, but Jean can still make out the color of his eye ; see that light shade of brown perfectly, remember all the times he has found himself looking at them while listening to Marco talk. He can still make out the colors of his uniform, see the same shade of black his hair has always had, practically see. Despite being dead, Marco was the only piece of color left in his life.
And there's denial for a moment because there's no way Marco was his soulmate. But that goes away fast, getting replaced by guilt. By the fact that he hasn't been there to save him, that Marco has to die all alone without anyone being there for him.
And that was worse than the simple fact that he could no longer see colors ; because Marco was there when Jean needed him, but he failed to do the same. And not only he lost his best friend that day, but his other half too.
#Anyway this fucker doesn't tell anyone about the whole soulmate thing. Not of shame of anything but because he's mourning man and also is no#One's business. Anyway the first one to find out is Armin because he notices and ever since he makes sure to mention colors as often as he#can. Like 'These flowers are a nice shade of red' or 'Green suits you well Jean! You should wear this shirt' stuff like that#Jean does appreciates it once he gets over his ego and pain and lets other people get closer to him#Funny enough Jean is the only one in that situation loool. Well I don't know about Reiner and Historia is getting there soon enough but#everyone else??? Colors everywhere man#Is both funny and sad#'Since when..?' Jean expected that question yet he wasn't truly ready to answer it. Deep down he knew he was never going to be ready for it#'Trost' his voice stains sightly while naming the city. His own city. The place he grew up in all his life. The others say nothing else#after that confession. They were all aware many has died during Trost. It wasn't that far fetched for Jean's soulmate to be some civilian#lost during the evacuations or something. But then Connie's eyes widen ever so sightly the realization sitting in. He doesn't even register#when he says 'It was Marco right?' and regrets it immediately. Jean's painful face is all the answer they needed#Also Historia ready the letter and the world losing colors while she's doing that??? Her tearing up a little but not letting herself cry#until she gets alone???? Her going to Jean once that happens and them comforting each other?????#They starts seeing colors again once Eren dies. Poor Jean is trying his best to not have a breakdown because Connie needed him more in that#moment#Reading* wtf my tags make no sens sorry guys I'm lowkey tired#aot#jean kirstein#jeanmarco#aot jean#marco bodt#marco bott#aot marco#jean kirschstein#snk#JeanMarco Soulmate AU#soulmates au#I'm not sad you are
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the way the osc treats dead dove writers is disgusting
#osc#osc community#object show writing#osc fic#osc writing#object show community#object show#object shows#oh yeah. im bringing in the main tags for this one#like regardless of your stance on fucked up shit being written#I should NOT be seeing fics with 74 comments telling the author to kts#AND MOCKING THEIR COPING MECHANISM????#made me see red fr#like I know y’all are young but it should be common sense to not go into adult spaces#AND ESPECIALLY NOT GOING TO HARASS MFS#being a neushipper is madness because you just wanna enjoy a good dead dove#and there’s fuckers telling you kys over it#it’s insane
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You know what really gets me? It's redcliff in this specific picture
Everyone in this picture (and Sebastian allegedly) has some form of attachment and love for their respective master. Again, Sebastian's is alleged (and perhaps only in fanon) but Agni and Wolfram are just so darn dedicated to theirs, we all know how much they would go to hell and back for Soma and Sieglinde.
And then there's Grell with Madam. Yes, Yana could've just shoved them in because the servant/master relationship and also because the Grell stans but... just look at her yo. She's enjoying herself, she enjoys dancing with Angie so much. Idk something something it's mostly hypocritical if Grell says that Angelina means nothing to her when she looks so damn happy being by Angelina's side
#shut up maia#maybe shark week is near bcs tell me why I almost cried#they live in my head rent free#anyways this is cringe that's why i put the spam tag#so ppl who block it don't have to see this#kuroshitsuji#black butler#grell sutcliff#kuroshitsuji grell#kuroshitsuji madame red#madame red#redcliff#kuroshitpost#to those who didn't block the spam or like reading long posts#this one is for you fuckers
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