#i miss my norwegian children

[inkwolvesandcoffee]

I can’t get this thought out of my head.

CoD ML

The taskforce has gotten used to Ghost saying “Can’t wait to get home to the missus.” It came as a surprise at first because he’s not the best, if not the downright worst, at expressing his emotions. Nonetheless, they’ve gotten used to the phrase and any other variation of it.

However, no one was prepared for this time. “Finally going home to my lady and the kids.”

Kids?

KIDS?!

When did this happen? Simon didn’t mention you were pregnant and neither did you. John is absolutely baffled because surely you would’ve told him since he’s the second to know this type of stuff. After all, he’s the closest to you after your man.

Soap is overjoyed, already fancying himself the fun ‘uncle’ and congratulating his mate. “Didn’t think you’d ever be a father, Ghost, but look at ye! I do hope your daughters get the looks from their bonnie mother. Unless you’re handsome.”

“We had this convo before, McTavish. I’m quite handsome.”

“I still don’t believe ye.”

Kyle is absolutely gobsmacked, but keeps it at a polite “congrats, sir”.

Little do any of them know the ‘kids’ have four sturdy legs, whiskers, and gorgeous thick fur. You’ve even deemed them the most handsome fluffy children of the neighbourhood.

Simon and you adopted two Norwegian Forest Cats before he had to leave on deployment, named Ragnar and Rollo. He wasn’t a fan of the names at first, but agreed to them to please you. Then again, he’d let you pick the names for your children if you ever decide to start a family.

Until then, this is more than enough.

Simon quietly slips beneath the covers beside you. It’s a bit of a struggle to manoeuvre his large frame around your two sons, who are quick to pounce on their father and loudly start purring.

“You’re back,” you drowsily murmur, awoken by Ragnar’s and Rollo’s sonorous purrs. Your subconscious registers his presence so you instinctively turn onto your side and snuggle up to him. “Should’ve said you’d come. Would’ve-“

He kisses your forehead. “Shh, go back to sleep.”

He knows you’d have shown up at the airport. You always do since he usually lets you know in advance whether he’s home bound and at what time he expects to be back in England. However, tonight was a very late flight though the shift in time zones made it a very, very early morning one.

Whatever the case, Simon would rather you stay at home, in bed with your sons, than be out in the dark. If he could, he’d forbid you to go out in the evening after sunset unless you’re taking him with you. Fortunately, despite never having explicitly agreed nor have it actually mentioned, you’re of one mind when it comes to that. After all, it’s hard to miss the posters and flyers against sexual assault and intimidation of women.

And you do feel safer when Simon’s with you.

Vice versa is also the case. Indeed, your big burly bastard of a man shares the sentiment.

He’s been doing a lot of mental work recently to work on his emotional intelligence. One thing that’s been helping a lot in opening up and trying to form connections, well, an even deeper connection to you (he’s not a people person so you’re pretty much the only one he talks to outside the taskforce) is gaming.

Yup, Simon Riley is a gamer.

A massive Assassin’s Creed fan too. This is a hill I will die on, you can’t convince me otherwise.

So imagine his surprise when after breakfast you slip a present across the table to him. How his eyes light up, the delight banishing the suspicion that cast a darkness over them, when he sees you bought him a special edition of AC: Mirage. Little does he know you placed a pre-order the moment he told you Ubisoft was coming out with a new game in the franchise.

“Thought you might like this. As a ‘welcome home’ prezzie,” you say, hiding the smile spreading on your lips behind your coffee mug.

“Thank you, love.” He stands up and walks over to your side. You get up too, arms outstretched in anticipation of one of his rare bear hugs. In spite of his stone cold persona, Simon seems to radiate heat whenever he’s home. So you stand there for a few moments, simply enjoying the feel of his arms around you.

After cleaning up and changing into a pair of sweats, he turns the PS5 on. Ragnar and Rollo plop down on the couch on either side of the both of you, freshly returned from their habitual morning stroll around the yard. You snuggle up to Simon, basking in his warmth while watching him play.

A perfect lazy family day.

[kotlc-rp-official]

Welcome to the KOTLC RP<3

Hello there! You may have heard of us from time to time, but we're a tumblr KOTLC roleplay that just kinda vibes from time to time.

This blog is the MAIN KOTLC RP blog. If you have questions, wanna join the rp etc. you can just drop an ask or tag us in a post. All roleplayers have access to this account so we'll be able to answer your questions at any time of the day

I am writing this as if theres some random entity who is in charge of the account, but we're all in charge of the account.

(The person writing this is Red, owner of the forkle and leto accounts)

⬇️ scroll down to meet the roleplayers ⬇️

MEET THE ROLEPLAYERS side note: i added the names of the actual roleplayers because timeo asked

=Children=

Sophie - @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Fitz - @fitz-avery-vacker

Keefe - @keefe--sencen

Tam - @tam-shade-song

Dex- @dex-the-smart-one (Everett)

Biana- @sparkles-make-anything-better

Linh - @linh--song (Kory)

Maruca - @the-only-maruca-chebota

Wylie - @flasher-boi-endal

Amy - @amy-rose-foster

Stina - @im-just-cooler (Stella)

Marella - @shut-up-i-will-burn-you (Kay<333)

Jensi - @jensi-babbles-lots

Rex - (i do not know the @ but i know kale runs the account)

Adults:

Alden - @alden-dendrick-vacker

Quinlin - @quinlin-sonden

Grady - @not-a-fan-of-that-boy

Edaline - @edaline--ruwen

Elwin - @elwin-at-your-service (Elle!!! hi mom! /hj)

Magnate Leto - @magnatetheleto (Red aka me)

Cassius - @thebestsencen

Juline Dizznee - @julinekdizznee-off (brooke)

-Black Swan Members-

Squall - @the-prettiest-ice-cube (Brooke)

Blur - @blurrieidentities Mr Forkle - @norwegian-trickster-god (Also Red)

Tiergan/Granite - @prentices-husband

Livvy - @candies-and-sparkles (Eve)

Jolie - @jolie-lucine-ruewen (venus)

-Councillors-

Terik - @terik-the-councillor

Bronte - @bronte-the-inflictor

Oralie - @oralie-pretty-in-pink

Emery - @emery-is-a-king

~Neverseen/Ex-neverseen~

Fintan - @fintan-pyren

Lady Gisela - @lady-gisela (kale i think)

Vespera: @vespera-neci-folend

Ruy: @chronically-ill-psionipath and or @ruy-tonio-ignis

Alvar - @alvar-not-vacker (also kale, I think)

Glimmer (Rayni) - @little-miss-neverseen

Trix - @trix-up-my-sleeve

Brant - @brant--redacted Umber - @umberthebettershade

other people (animals???)

Sandor - @igowhereyougo

Silveny - @therarestprattlespin (AEYLIS)

Ro - @hunkyhairs-backup

Iggy - @iggy-the-imp (THERE ARE YOU HAPPY TIMEO?)

Organisations

Black Swan official acc (onyx runs it) @black-swan-official (Asta)

Nerverseen - @neverseen-official

Foxfire - @foxfire-official (I actually do not know)

Exillium - @exillium

Matchmakers - @thematchmakingoffice and @the-official-matchmaking-office (Denny and Timeo)

The Council Intern - @thecouncil-official

Eternalia's Library - @eternalialibrary-official

UPDATED BY RED 11TH JUNE

The official tags for the main rp blog are: asktherp, kotlcrpofficial

[sigyn-foxyposts]

"My versions of the Cawthon family" Fnaf affinity AU!

‼️Not based on the creator of FNAF‼️

Note: Mobox sold some of the characters I've included and I'll be crediting them.

Owner credit: @sunny-paw Maggie (renamed Maria)

Owner credit: @aftonsocks Thomas

Since this family was my favorite, I couldn't resist the urge to write about my versions of them. Most of what this is either made up or used to be cannon to Mobox87's original and older AU! I hope you like it! :3

Name: Scott Cawthon.

Nickname: Scotty

Nationality: British (Moved to America)

Scott is very clumsy and skittish.

Has always struggled mentally, thanks to his childhood being quite rough.

Has undiagnosed ADHD.

Likes to keep things organized.

Hates when someone is disobedient.

Suffers from insomnia.

He has a high pain tolerance and often gets injured, hence the many bandages he is wearing. Maggie puts them on.

Feels horrible for not being able to realize that Vincent was guilty for his children & many's deaths.

Scott is phone guy and tape guy!

Scott didn't actually die after the animatronics attacked and stuffed him into a suit, he was just severely injured.

Despite being in pain, he managed to stay alive until someone found him. After that incident he decided to retire.

He commits suicide, suffocating during the fnaf 6 fire together with Michael.

Scott is a hard working man that love's his family more than anything, but struggles to keep the stability going. Not only does he specialize with dangerous animatronics at work along side his brother Vincent, who creates questionable design choices for their creations. He has always struggled mentally and because of the lack of sleep he is getting, he gets injured and problems often arise at home. He tries to be a better husband to Maggie and father to his sons..but has to admit he is far from perfect. He retired from Fazbear entertainment after the tragedies and focused on his remaining family, returning during fnaf 6 to aid Michael and decided he would commit suicide with them.

Name: Margaret Cawthon.

Nickname: Maggie.

Maiden name: Fritz.

Nationality: Norwegian.

She is a natural redhead.

Has dyed her hair dark and cut it multiple times through her life.

She went to medical school and worked as a nurse for a few years.

She retired early and became a stay at home mom when she got pregnant.

Has a slight drinking problem and hates how addicted she is to it.

She suffers from compassion fatigue.

Developed depression and erratic behavior after the disappearances.

Feels guilty for Thomas's death because she was drinking that night and asked Scott to get him. (He was working late)

After Scott died in the fire, she went back to her drinking habits and died from liver failure. (Basically suicide)

Margaret Cawthon is a stay at home mother who often finds herself stressed over not just her sons, but also her husband. Thanks to his recklessness at work and his horrible sleep schedules, along with his mental health. Maggie and Scott tend to argue a lot about his well being and over how they should manage things in their household, which often ends up going nowhere. This caused her to pick up a small drinking habit that she tries her best to hide from everyone, especially her children. After the missing children's incident she went completely off the rails and had to be sent away to the mental hospital by Scott. She really struggled, especially with the guilt of not being able to protect her kids. Eventually she would be able to return back to Scott and their remaining son, raising him.

Name: Thomas Fritz Cawthon.

Nickname: Tom.

Age: 13 (When he died)

Struggles with anxiety.

His favorite animatronic is puppet.

He really likes collecting porcelain dolls.

Enjoys listening to the music box because it was a lullaby his parents used to comfort him with as a baby.

Thomas is left handed!

The lefty animatronic was based on a stuffed teddy bear he owned.

Later Scott recreated Lefty as a animatronic to capture Thomas.

Like Scott he is also clumsy and skittish.

He is very pale and easily gets bruised.

To avoid people assuming bad things about his home life, he wears make-up, long sleeves and pants.

He originally wore make-up to just hide his bruises but started to enjoy it!

Scott and Maggie find this adorable and often she helps him experiment around with her make-up stash!

Even though he keeps calm under stressful situations, when conflicts arises his anxiety skyrockets.

He knows Maggie has a drinking problem but hasn't said that he knows.

He hates when his parents argue because of how Bart got injured once.

His favorite cousin is Chris, who he heavily sympathizes with!

Vincent stabbed Thomas multiple times out of drunken rage, leaving him outside to bleed out slowly in the rain.

Thomas is the oldest son and takes a lot after both his parents. He is quite gloomy, clumsy and introverted but a passionate caretaker like Maggie. He is very protective of his siblings and the missing children after he is killed by Vincent outside of the pizzeria. The reason he died was because he was waiting for Scott to finish working after Maggie forgot to pick him up. At first he blamed both his parents for his death, but stopped holding a grudge against them when he realized Scott and Michael tried to free them behind the scenes.

Name: Bartholomew Fritz Cawthon.

Nickname: Bart.

Age: 8 (When he died)

Has ADHD.

His favorite animal is the fox, hence why he loves and adores foxy.

He has an obsession with pirates and pretends to be one all the time!

His favorite holiday is Halloween.

He likes to tease and be the annoying younger brother towards Thomas.

Sings those kids nursery rhymes 24/7.

Hates loud shouting and glass breaking after he was accidentally hit during an argument between Scott and Maggie.

His favorite cousin is Brandy because she likes playing pirates with him!

Vincent lured Bart to parts and service, breaking his kneecaps, cutting of his hand and slicing his throat. It was so deep he pretty much decapitated him.

Bartholomew also known as Bart for short, is the second oldest son. He is hyperactive and outgoing to the fullest, insisting he is the leader of any group he comes across, siblings or friendships. You'll often see him wearing pirate gears and singing songs, dragging around his younger brother who happily follows. Bart always unintentionally gets himself into trouble, even if it isn't his fault and while he loves his father.. Hates being punished by him. After he was killed by his own uncle Vincent, like the other missing children he can't trust adults and is very aggressive. Even to his own father Scott, when he figured out he possessed Foxy and tried to communicate with him.

Name: Matthew Fritz Cawthon

Nickname: Matt.

Age: 3 (in 1984)

He is somewhere on the autism spec.

His favorite animatronic is balloon boy.

Balloon boy was inspired by Matthew's younger appearance and made by Scott.

He has a huge sweetooth and will try to steal sweets when no one is watching!

He loves to celebrate and attend parties because it's exciting to him!

While he doesn't look like the type, he thrives in others happiness.

Which he sadly didn't get at home often!

His favorite hobby is arts and crafts and he actually helped decorate the pizzeria along with other children.

His favorite cousin is Elizabeth because she offered him ice cream once.

Matthew Is the youngest son and the only surviving family member of the Afton and Cawthon family after Michael. As a child he was a bubbly boy filled with laughter, often finding himself following others around rather than leading the way like his older brother Bart. He was very young when his brothers disappeared and when he got older he struggled remembering them. When Maggie was sent away to the mental hospital, Scott retired to take care of him and was finally able to improve his parental skills. When Matthew became an adult he started working under Fazbear entertainment despite the history it held.

[thebestsencen]

Hello There.

It has been formally requested that a Tumblr account is made and run by myself, the amazing Lord Cassius Sencen, author of 'The Heart of The Matter'.

He/him pronouns are to be used for me and I expect the utmost respect from everybody out there, for I am a member of the Nobility.

Slightly Annoying Children:

Miss Foster- @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Mr Vacker- @fitz-avery-vacker

Tam Song (whoever that emo kid is)- @tam-shade-song

Linh Song- @linh--song

The Dizznee child- @dex-the-smart-one

Miss Vacker- @sparkles-make-anything-better

Maruca Chebota- @the-only-maruca-chebota

The unicorn girl- @im-just-cooler

Wylie Endal- @flasher-boi-endal

Amy Foster (A human!?)- @amy-rose-foster

The pyrokinetic- @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Jensi Babblos (Who's this?)- @jensi-babbles-lots

Disappointments:

I don't know him- @keefe--sencen

Responsible Adults:

Alden- @alden-dedrick-vacker

Quinlin- @quinlin-sonden

Grady (a horrible work partner)- @not-a-fan-of-that-boy

Edaline- @edaline--ruwen

Magnate Leto- @magnatetheleto

Elwin- @elwin-at-your-service

Black Swan:

Squall- @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Blur- @blurrieidentities

Mr 'Forkle'- @norwegian-trickster-god

Granite- @prentices-husband

Livvy- @candies-and-sparkles

Neverseen/Ex-Neverseen:

Fintan- @fintan-pyren

NOT MY WIFE- @lady-gisela

Vespera- @vespera-neci-folend

Ruy- @ruy-tonio-ignis

Glimmer- @little-miss-neverseen

Alvar- @alvar-not-vacker

Trix- @trix-up-my-sleeve

Brant- @brant--redacted

Umber- @umberthebettershade

Organisations:

Black Swan- @black-swan-official

Neverseen- @neverseen-official

Foxfire- @foxfire-official

Matchmakers- @thematchmakingoffice and @the-official-matchmaking-office

The Council (or their intern at least)- @thecouncil-official

Eternalia's Library- @eternalialibrary-official

Exilium- @exillium

The Sanctuary- @sanctuary-official

Council Members/Ex-Council Members

Kenric- @councillor-kenric-fathdon

Oralie- @oralie-pretty-in-pink

Bronte- @bronte-the-inflictor

Terik- @terik-the-councillor

Others (animals and bodyguards)

Sandor- @igowhereyougo

The worst influence on my son- @hunkyhairs-backup

Silveny- @therarestprattlespin

That's just about everyone I know (it pains me to do so)

tag me in the comments if i forgot you/someone

main account may or may not be @siennamakeschaos

[emery-is-a-king]

Introductory post!

Councillor Emery here! 👑👑

Hello there! The rest of the council (plus Team Prodig Valient) voted to me to get Tumblr as I am spokesperson! If you need to ask any questions about the Council, just do it! I'm still working this weird app out, so tips would be helpful... Anyway...

Here are the people you should know about!⬇️⬇️

Organisations:

The Council- @thecouncil-official

Councillor Terik- @terik-the-councillor

Councillor Oralie- @oralie-pretty-in-pink

Councillor Bronte- @bronte-the-inflictor

Black Swan- @black-swan-official

Neverseen- @neverseen-official

Children:

Miss Foster- @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Mr Sencen- @keefe--sencen

Mr Vacker- @fitz-avery-vacker

Miss Vacker- @sparkles-make-anything-better

Mr Dizznee- @dex-the-smart-one

Mr Song- @tam-song-the-shade

Miss Song- @linh--song

Miss Redek- @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Mr Endal- @flasher-boi-endal

Miss Heks- @im-just-cooler

Miss Chebota- @the-only-maruca-chebota

Mr Babblos (who?)- @jensi-babbles-lots

Adults:

Alden- @alden-dedrick-vacker

Grady- @not-a-fan-of-that-boy

Edaline- @edaline--ruwen

Elwin- @elwin-at-your-service

Magnate Leto- @magnatetheleto

Lord Cassius- @thebestsencen

Juline Dizznee- @julinekdizznee-off

Mr Forkle- @norwegian-trickster-god

Granite- @prentices-husband

Squall- @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Blur- @blurrieidentities

Livvy- @candies-and-sparkles

Jolie- @jolie-lucine-ruewen

Neverseen:

Gisela- @lady-gisela

Fintan- @fintan-pyren

Vespera- @vespera-neci-foland

Brant- @brant--redacted

Ruy- @ruy-tonio-ignis

Alvar- @alvar-not-vacker

Glimmer (Rayni)- @littlemissneverseen

Umber- @umberthebettershade

Trix- @trix-up-my-sleeve

Bonus:

Sandor- @igowhereyougo

Romhilda- @hunkyhairs-backup

Silveny- @therarestprattlespin

Iggy- @iggy-the-imp

Foxfire- @foxfire-official

Exillum- @exillium

Matchmaking- @thematchmakingoffice @the-official-matchmaking-office

Eternalia Library- @eternalialibrary-official

Amy Foster (human?) @amy-rose-foster

Phew! That's a lot! For further contact please message me, or any other willing councillors, I bid you farewell.

From,

Councillor Emery

Councillor Emery

[councillor-kenric-fathdon]

Hello there! My beloved Oralie suggested I should get [tumblr], and while I’m not 100% sure what a “[tumblr]” is, everyone else seems to be here, so all’s well, I suppose! By the way, I’m Councillor Kenric, though most just call me Kenric (you can, too!). If you’re interested in saying hi to some of my friends, here they are!

Children to protect:

Sophie - @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Mr Sencen - @keefe--sencen

Mr Vacker - @fitz-avery-vacker and/or @fitzroy-avery-vacker

Miss Vacker - @sparkles-make-anything-better

Mr Dizznee - @dex-the-smart-one

Mr Song - @tam-shade-song and/or @tam-song-the-shade

Miss Song - @linh--song

Miss Heks - @im-just-cooler

Miss Chebota - @the-only-maruca-chebota

Miss Redek - @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Mr Endal - @flasher-boi-endal

Miss (Amy) Foster - @amy-rose-foster

Mr Babblos - @jensi-babblos-rules

Responsible Adults:

Alden - @alden-dendrick-vacker

Quinlin - @quinlin-sonden

Grady - @not-a-fan-of-that-boy

Edaline - @edaline--ruwen

Elwin - @elwin-at-your-service

Magnate Leto - @magnatetheleto

Juline - @julinekdizznee-off

…

Lord Cassius - @thebestsencen

Fallon Vacker: @fall-on-this-widows-peak

Fellow Councillors:

Terik - @terik-the-councillor

The one to be kept away from Sophie at all costs (Bronte) (jk jk he’s my bestie) - @bronte-the-inflictor

Oralie <3 - @oralie-pretty-in-pink

Emery - @emery-is-a-king

Black Swan:

Squall - @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Blur - @blurrieidentities

Forkle - @norwegian-trickster-god

Tiergan/Granite - @prentices-husband

Livvy - @candies-and-sparkles

Miss Jolie Ruewen - @jolie-lucine-ruewen

Neverseen/ex Neverseen/associated with the Neverseen:

Fintan - @fintan-pyren

The worst mother known to Elfkind - @lady-gisela

Vespera: @vespera-neci-folend

Ruy: @ruy-tonio-ignis

Alvar - @alvar-not-vacker

Glimmer (Rayni) - @little-miss-neverseen

Trix - @trix-up-my-sleeve

Brant - @brant--redacted

Umber - @umberthebettershade

And the rest!

Sandor - @igowhereyougo

Silveny - @therarestprattlespin

Ro - @hunkyhairs-backup

Iggy - @iggy-the-imp

Organizations:

Black Swan - @black-swan-official

Neverseen - @neverseen-official

Foxfire Academy - @foxfire-official

Exillium - @exillium

Matchmakers - @thematchmakingoffice and @the-official-matchmaking-office

The Council - @thecouncil-official

Eternalia's Library - @eternalialibrary-official

Main rp - @kotlc-rp-official

Bonus!

The incredible artist who drew my pfp - @wow-youre-so-pretty

My main - @bookwormgirl123

And that’s everyone! Have a lovely day, everybody!

[igowhereyougo]

Greetings.

I'm Sandor, yes my voice is squeaky, but I can and WILL beat you up if I must, especially if you mess with Miss Foster and her friends.

CHILDREN WHO I SHOULD LOCK IN A ROOM FOR PROTECTION:

Sophie Foster- @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Keefe Sencen- @keefe--sencen & @lord-hunkyhair

Fitz Vacker- @fitzroy-avery-vacker

Biana Vacker- @sparkles-make-anything-better

Dex Dizznee- @dex-the-smart-one

Marella Redek- @shut-up-i-will-burn-you & @pyro-marella

Linh Song- @linh--song

Tam Song- @tam-shade-song & @tam-song-the-shade

Wylie Endal- @flasher-boi-endal

Maruca Chebota- @the-only-maruca-chebota

Stina Heks- @im-just-cooler

Rayni Aria- @little-miss-neverseen & @your-black-cloaked-bestie

Jensi Babblos- @jensi-babbles-lots

Amy Foster- @amy-rose-foster

Lex Dizznee- @lexicle-the-third

Bex Dizznee- @bexisthecoolest

ADULTS:

Councilor Kenric- @councillor-kenric-fathdon

Councilor Oralie- @oralie-pretty-in-pink

Councilor Emery- @emery-is-a-king

Councilor Terik- @terik-the-councillor

Fallon Vacker- @fall-on-this-widows-peak

Alden Vacker- @alden-dendrick-vacker

Della Vacker- @yourfavoritevanisher

Edaline Ruewen- @edaline--ruwen

Jolie- @jolie-lucine-ruewen

Elwin Heslege- @elwin-at-your-service

Livvy Sonden- @candies-and-sparkles

Quinlin Sonden- @quinlin-sonden

Magnate Leto- @magnatetheleto

Mr. Forkle- @norwegian-trickster-god

Blur- @blurrieidentities

Squall/Juline Dizznee- @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Granite/Tiergan Alenefar- @prentices-husband

Tinker- @constantly-tinkering

PEOPLE WHO WILL FACE MY WRATH WHEN I SEE THEM:

Fintan Pyren- @fintan-pyren

Ruy Ignis- @ruy-tonio-ignis

Gisela Sencen- @lady-gisela

Vespera Folend- @vespera-neci-foland

Gethen Ondsinn- @gethen-inar-ondsinn

Umber- @thatpenumbralpervert & @umberthebettershade

Trix- @trix-up-my-sleeve

Brant Alger- @brant--redacted

King Dimitar- @king-dimitar

GROUPS:

RP Main- @kotlc-rp-official

Council- @thecouncil-official

Matchmakers- @thematchmakingoffice & @the-official-matchmaking-office

Neverseen- @neverseen-official

Foxfire- @foxfire-official

Exillium- @exillium

Black Swan- @black-swan-official

Library of Eternalia-@eternalialibrary-official

Sanctuary- @sanctuary-official

ANIMALS/OTHER SPECIES:

Silveny- @therarestprattlespin

Ro- @hunkyhairs-backup

a joke King Dimitar- @king-dimitar

My main tag is ihavegoblinthrowingstars.

[leslutdepointedulac]

VC characters as cat breeds

(as requested by @hiidkwhatimdoing7525):

Part One - VC characters as dogs

Louis:

Louis would be a Bombay cat as they both have strong family attachments and are suitable with children. They are perfectly happy being indoors, providing their needs are met and tend to prefer quieter environments. Also, Bombays have black fur and sometimes green eyes – Louis has black hair green eyes. Basically they look the same.

Lestat:

Lestat is a Norwegian Forest cat, due to their friendly nature and being good with people. They're very interactive/sociable with loads of energy and like a family environment (think Lestat during PL era). They also love to play.

Claudia:

Claudia is a Tortoiseshell cat. They are often described as being 'divas', which I feel can been attributed to Claudia in her own way. They like things done according to them and can have a bit of a quick temper. They can also be inclined to lash out at their owners(/parents) with an 'increased aggression' and an interest in prey.

Armand:

Armand would be a Russian Blue cat because as well as the similar origins (the cats are Russian, Armand is Ukrainian), they share a 'curious but calm' nature. They can also be 'affectionate but not clingy' (though I feel Armand certainly has 'clingy' moments depending on the person/surroundings) and are very intelligent. They are playful when comfortable around others and can be loving. They generally become attached to one particular person, forming a deep connection with them.

Marius:

Marius is 100% a Maine Coon in my eyes. Maine Coons are one of the oldest natural cat breeds in North America, and Marius is an old bitch at 2,000 years old, soooo ya. They are often known as gentle giants and are loyal to their family, though they can be cautious ( but not necessarily mean) towards strangers. Due to their gentleness, they are good around others, including children (not like that in regards to Marius. He took boys under his wing in Venice remember and gave them good lives). They also have a fascination with water (again, Marius lived in Venice, Aegean etc).

Pandora:

Pandora would be a British Shorthair cat as they're not necessarily overly playful or active, but they are devoted and sweet - natured to those they love as well as being good around others. They don't like being in the air and much prefer being on the ground (the cats don't like being picked up/carried and Pandora doesn't like flying).

Daniel:

Daniel is a Persian cat due to their tendency to be generally quiet. They can be close and affectionate towards people they know (for some reason this made me think of Devil's Minion when Armand goes away for a while and Daniel starts to miss him. Or when Daniel runs off only to get Armand to take him back home eventually).

Quinn:

Quinn would be a Siberian cat. They have an easy - going, friendly, playful and adventureous nature. They're very social and love to be in an active family household. They also like water (Quinn goes out in the swamps? Bit of a reach but hey).

Khayman:

Khayman is a Scottish Fold through and through. They are both good - natured, placid and affectionate as well as being able to adjust easily to a changed environment. They also hate to be alone.

Gabrielle:

Gabrielle is just a straight up Tabby/Tom cat. A basic cat. A cat kinda cat. They are independent and love to roam around looking for girls. They can be territorial and aggressive. I also personally believe Gabrielle would appreciate being a male tom cat. It's very gender of her. Being a straight up dude looking for gals.

[oralie-pretty-in-pink]

Hey, it’s Oralie~

I created this account because I believe Tumblr is a platform that allows people, both human, elf or any other species to express themselves, share their thoughts, and connect with others who share similar interests. My account can serve as a platform to share knowledge, insights, and engage in discussions, mostly surrounding problems in the Lost Cities today.

If you would like to visit my other page, please check out @royally-sea-green

My tag is #oralie-pretty-in-pink :)

Official Accounts:

Black Swan: @black-swan-official

Foxfire: @foxfire-official

The Neverseen: @neverseen-official

The Council: @thecouncil-official

Exillium: @exillium

Eternalia’s Library: @eternalialibrary-official

Black Swan:

Blur: @blurrieidentities

Forkle: @norwegian-trickster-god

Granite:

Squall: @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Neverseen (current and former members:

Alvar: @alvar-not-vacker

Brant: @brant—redacted

Fintan: @fintan-pyren

Gisela: @lady-gisela

Ruy: @ruy-tonio-ignis

Trix: @trix-up-my-sleeve

Umber: @umberthebettershade

Vespera: @vespera-neci-folend

Councillors:

Councillor Bronte: @bronte-the-inflictor

Councillor Terik: @terik-the-councillor

Kenric: @councillor-kenric-fathdon

Adults:

Alden: @alden-dendrick-vacker

Calla: @callas-panakes-tree

Edaline: @edaline--ruwen

Elwin: @elwin-at-your-service + @elwin-h3slege

Kelser: @keslerdizznee

Livvy: @candies-and-sparkles

Magnate Leto: @magnatetheleto

Quinlin: @quinlin-sonden

Grady: @not-a-fan-of-that-boy

Cassius: @thebestsencen

Children:

Amy: @amy-rose-foster

Biana: @sparkles-make-anything-better

Dex: @dex-the-smart-one

Fitz: @fitz-avery-vacker

Jensi: @jensi-babbles-lots

Keefe: @keefe--sencen

Linh: @linh--song

Marella: @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Maruca: @the-only-maruca-chebota

Sophie: @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Stina: @im-just-cooler

Tam: @tam-shade-song

Wylie: @flasher-boi-endal

Animals:

Silveny: @therarestprattlespin

Iggy: @iggy-the-imp

Other

Kong Dimitar: @king-dimitar

Princess Purryfins: @adorablevenom

Sandor: @igowhereyougo

Ro: @hunkyhairs-backup

I hope I didn’t miss anyone, dm me if I did 🩷

~Oralie

[mysteryofvampires]

Heirs of the night incorrect quotes:

Because I miss them so much. (Warning: this is long and I have many more for a part two if anybody's interested :)

Fanny: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Nicu: ...You just set the kitchen on fire?

Fanny: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

Fanny: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Tammo: Even better.

Fanny: What the fuck did you-

Tammo: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy!

Alisa: What are you drinking?

Ivy: Vodka.

Alisa: Straight?

Ivy: No, gay. Why?

Nicu: Working sucks.

Nicu: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

Luciano: You have crayons?

Lars: Yes I have-

Luciano: You're-How old are you?

Lars: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS! I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV, BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS!

Lars, holding a toy lightsaber: I'm Darth Vader!

Alisa: I'm done with everyone's bullshit.

Malcolm: Everybody calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults.

Luciano: So we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Malcolm: Obviously. Now Fanny pass the shovel!

Lars: I don't need to get to bed. I'm not tired. I'll be fine.

Alisa: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Lars: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Alisa: Is it working?

Luciano: Think you can unlock the door for us?

Fanny: Sure. I just need a few things. Ivy, can I have your creditcard?

Ivy: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.

Fanny: Thanks. Now, Malcolm, break down the door.

Ivy: Huh?!

Tammo: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Seamour: But are you shuffling?

Tammo: Everyday.

Ivy: What language are you two speaking?!

Nicu: If you took a shot for every time you made a dumb decision, how drunk would you be?

Seamour: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Ivy: Drunk.

Fanny: Wasted.

Lars: Dead.

Ivy: Good morning!

Nicu: Bold statement.

Joanne, opening a capri sun: Guess I'll drink my problems away...

Lars: *Is throwing stones at Alisa's window*

Alisa: You have a phone for a reason, Lars!

*THUD*

Alisa: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

(Romeo and Juliette gone wrong, lol)

Alisa: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!

Nicu: Then were are Norwegian people from?!

Inger: Norway!

Alisa: Are you drinking enough water?

Malcolm: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

*somewherebin the future*

Someone: So, how many children do you have?

Anna: Biologically, legally or emotianally? Because there is a difference...

Alisa: Come on Malcolm. Nobody actually believes that Lars is in love with me.

Malcolm, turning to the squad: Raise your hand if you think that Lars is helplessy in love with Alisa.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Alisa: Lars, put your hand down!

Joanne: How is spring not everyone's favourite season? The trees are PINK guys!

Inger: Allergies are also a problem y'know.

Joanne: But pink.

Luciano: And it's hot.

Joanne: PINK!

[uncle-mojave]

What are your recommendations for a group movie night?

Depends on what you're in the mood for but some of them off the top of my head are...

Children of Men

Last of the Mohicans

Last of the Dogmen

The Last Samurai

Dune 84

Dune part 1 & 2

Red Dawn 84

Red Dawn 20..12? Watch it and compare how bad it is to the original

Starship Troopers

Hellraiser 1, 2 & Bloodlines. The rest you don't need to bother with.

Nightmare on Elm Street 1 & Wes Craven's New Nightmare

The Thing with Kurt Russel

Captain Ron

Zardoz

Young Frankenstein

Robin Hood Men in Tights

Dracula from Francis Ford Coppola

Dracula from Mel Brooks

The first John Wick, the rest are not great

Troll, It's in Norwegian and from 2022 but really good

The Ritual - Some of the best creature/old god horror I've seen

The original Jurassic Park

Kingsman the first one and the prequel one. The second is ok but not great

Godzilla from 2014, really knows how to show restraint with a Kaiju film

The Jumanji remakes from the 2010's are pretty fun

Sonic The Hedgehog 1 & 2 that came out a couple years back

All the Johnny English movies

Lego Batman movie

Turbokid

Mad Max Fury Road & Thunderdome

The Lord of the Rings trilogy extended editions

Pitch Black

Dredd from 2012

Both Robert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes movies

Boondock Saints

District 9

Tropic Thunder is probably one of my highest reccomendations

Yeah yeah I know I said off the top of my head but I'm still going off the top of my head

Get Smart

Shaun of the Dead

Hot Fuzz

The Pirates movies

Serenity the Firefly series movie

There's a lot more but tumblr hates me adding stuff so quickly in succession 300, 300 rise of an empire, sucker punch, sky captain and the world of tomorrow, van hellsing, master and commander, school of rock, freddy vs jason, shanghai noon and shanghai knights, men in black one two and three, the fourth you can forget, reign of fire, the scorpion king, blade and blade 2, the third is hit or miss, and queen of the damned and interview with the vampire. That's it... for now that I can think of.

[bomberqueen17]

oops

lol yet again i missed doing my friday update schedule. in my defense, a lot's been going on. before I say anything else I should also say-- DMs on Tumblr currently do not work for me, the message thing shows me the preview but if I click on it, I absolutely cannot open the window, it will hang for literal days. I have the square blank in the corner of this tab as I am composing and no longer remember what I was trying to get it to open. So if you send me an IM on Tumblr I will only be able to read whatever of it is in the preview! So don't be offended if I never respond, because I can't write back because the window literally never opens. I got one to open yesterday but it was about 45 minutes and a lot of window reloading. I think it's safe to say that feature's just gotta be dead to me. RIP.

Anyway what's been up! my BFF from high school came thru Thursday night with her kids to stay in my cabin and i was a bit frantic getting the place ready, as it's not exactly listed on AirBnB. (She was like "oh wow this is a lot bigger and nicer than i thought" girl you were going to cram your children and yourself into a tiny half-finished shack with me? what??? jeez) and at the last minute Dude was like "oh i'm coming too" which, fortunately, I had put myself into a full-size bed on the pull-out couch so there was room for him to be there too but if this were any smaller a tiny house that would not have been possible. see, this is why i didn't actually build a tiny tiny house, it wouldn't have worked.

Anyway they left friday and i spent the day making sausage as fast as i could, and then in the afternoon dude helped me package it and then! i had! two full days! off! (ok i'm in the second of those days rn) so

saturday being My Birthday I made a snap decision that we were going to go see some art, so we drove over to the Clark Institute in Williamsburg MA (like a long half-hour away, it's not far) and saw some of my good buddies in the permanent collection.

(Mom used to take us kids there when we were little, and there are a lot of Renoirs and John Singer Sargent and some Frederic Rembrandt and Winslow Homer and whatnot, many of which I have seen so often as to consider old friends. (This Bougereau, Mom had a poster of on her bedroom wall, and I have always loved it. Apparently, my grandpa upon seeing it-- not the letters grandpa, the other one-- exclaimed of the one whose back faces the viewer "Oh Betty, it's you!" Betty being my grandma.)

I discovered quite by accident, while fucking around on my phone, that there was a Pokestop out in the courtyard, and the Pokestop was titled something about Jenny Holtzer, and i was like wait what and sure enough. There's a set of four white granite benches out there with Jenny Holtzer engravings on them.

This one is fucking brutal, as her shit tends to be:

[image description: a white granite bench engraved with the following text, somewhat darkened by pooled rainwater: "BY YOUR REPONSE TO DANGER IT IS EASY TO TELL HOW YOU HAVE LIVED AND WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO YOU YOU SHOW WHETHER YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE, WHETHER YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO, AND WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT'S ANY GOOD TO ACT."]

There was also a temporary exhibition of paintings and woodcuts/lithographs/prints by Norwegian artist Edvard Munch, yes including a lithograph of That Painting. Fairly stunning! Running thru October, I recommend it if you're in the area!

ok idk what else has been happening. i am so tired. i might play some pokey mans today but i also might just. not. really. do much of anything. which is boring and dumb and won't make me feel better next week when i have to go back and do more work and have achieved none of my personal goals. but sometimes brain no worky, and that's that.

[edvinception]

The abyss

Exclusive, first images from the Swedish disaster movie "The Abyss"

Moviezine meets director Richard Holm in the editing room: "It's incredible that we get to do something like this"

It's cockily called Sweden's first real disaster movie. This autumn we'll get to see if the budget of 90 million kr and an ambitious vision from an experienced action movie director can shake up the Swedish movie industry and the audience.

Moviezine visited SF studios where director Richard Holm is in the middle of the editing process of the special effects heavy movie "The Abyss". He explains how he got the idea for the movie. "SF called me and asked "can't we make a disaster movie" so I said "well, we have Kiruna! They are moving the whole city because it's too close to the mine. So the pitch became "what if you don't movie it before the mine collapses?"

A clear concept that has true elements triggered my fantasy, Holm says.

There are collapses every once in a while. There are over a hundred small earthquakes of at least 2,5 on the Ritcher scale. And all you need as a creator is a what if. What if one of these quakes eould uncover an unknown fault under the city.

In addition the playfield is fun since you are moving a whole city. Not alot of people know that. So you are presenting a background story like with "the wave"

The Norwegian disaster movies the wave, the quake and the tunnel has undoubtedly inspired the abyss.

The first clip we are allowed to watch points towards an ambitious Scandinavian movie.

The audience will perhaps be more used to see the white House blow up or the streets of New York get destroyed but for the first time the disaster genre has reached a swedish town.

Family drama in the center

Richard Holm explains that he wrote the script with his oldest son Robin which made the experience even more special and personal. He also talks about the big budget of 90 million. "So we are not just tearing down a light post and that's it"

Who does Tuva Novotny play?

When we began our resarch we quickly came across the mountain mechanics, reaponsible for the security in the mine. We read about female mechanics working in the mine and that inspired the character Frigga.

Frigga lives in Kiruna and has worked in the mine her whole life. She lost her dad in a mining accident where an explosion went wrong. It has made her determined to never let it happen again. She's merciless about the security. She's also married to the manager of the mine, Tage (Peter Franzen) and they have different interests. He doesn't want her to close the mine. He wants to keep production running.

Currently Frigga and Tage are in the middle of a divorce and she has found a new man. In the beginning of the movie Dabir (Kardo Razzazi) shows up and we learn that she has not yet signed the papers for the divorce like she promised. The hopes are that the family drama will be just as heartfelt as the disaster.

Just like with the movie "Titanic" we wanted to find a drama that is stronger than the disaster. So that you care for he characters when everything goes down.

Frigga and Tage also have two children, Simon and Mika who are tired of their parents. In the beginning of the movie they are about to celebrate Simon’s birthday but he is missing. Noone knows where he is. But Frigga and Tage have to leave for the mine where there's been an alarm set off.

They find the fualt but everything collapses and they can't warn anyone about what's going to happen. That's the beginning of the story.

we are not making a Hollywood movie in Hollywood manner.

You've made movies like Johan Falk that are very popular. Yet there has not been many swedish action movies after that. Why do you think that is?

because there's no budged not experience. But thanks to the technology we will see more and more of that in Sweden. Norway hss done several. And we also need to find stories that are rooted in our own culture. We are not making a Hollywood movie in Hollywood manner.

What is fun is that we have manged to keep it somewhat realistic. You want to feel "could this happen" it feels nerve-racking.

I think it is the reason why we are making this movie. We found a local story that won't feel fake.

And I need to ask about the title. You realise that James Cameron already made a movie with that name?

Haha, but it's one of his leadt famous movies. I don't even think it's on blu-ray. But of course we knew. There were some alternatives but the abyss is a very fitting name. I liked Cameron's but I think mostly older people have seen that movie.

The cast also consists of Felicia Maxime, Edvin Ryding, Göran Gillinger and Angela Kovac

[flasher-boi-endal]

intro post or smth idk anymore

hey so uh im Wylie Endal from the lost cities; fun facts;

-forced onto here

-fudging love coffee

-coffee is the only thing keeping me alive

anywho here's the peeps i know (i actually dont really know half of them im just tired)

za parent(s) whom I thought was deads

@cyrad-the-combmaker

children i care for

Sophie - @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Dex - @dex-the-smart-one

Fitz - @fitz-avery-vacker

Keefe - @keefe--sencen

Tam - @tam-shade-song

Biana- @sparkles-make-anything-better

Linh - @linh--song

Maruca - @the-only-maruca-chebota

Amy - @amy-rose-foster

Stina - @im-just-cooler

Marella - @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Jensi - @jensi-babbles-lots

aDuLtS who either do a crap ton or no shit.

Alden - @alden-dendrick-vacker

Quinlin - @quinlin-sonden

Grady - @not-a-fan-of-that-boy

Edaline - @edaline--ruwen

Elwin - @elwin-at-your-service

Magnate Leto - @magnatetheleto

Juline Dizznee - @julinekdizznee-off

The Abusive Parents (screw you and back off from the children I care for)

Lord Cassius: @thebestsencen

Black Swan Members hmm

Squall - @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Blur - @blurrieidentities

Mr Forkle - @norwegian-trickster-god

Tiergan/Granite - @prentices-husband

Livvy - @candies-and-sparkles

Jolie - @jolie-lucine-ruewen

8/12 of them are bitches but 3 are fine with me

Terik - @terik-the-councillor

Bronte - @bronte-the-inflictor

Oralie - @oralie-pretty-in-pink

Emery - @emery-is-a-king

Neverseen never will

Fintan - @fintan-pyren

Lady Gisela - @lady-gisela

Vespera: @vespera-neci-folend

Ruy: @ruy-tonio-ignis

Alvar - @alvar-not-vacker

Glimmer (Rayni) - @little-miss-neverseen (kinda never seen? Not really)

Trix - @trix-up-my-sleeve

Brant - @brant--redacted

Umber - @umberthebettershade

other people (animals???)

Sandor - @igowhereyougo

Silveny - @therarestprattlespin

Ro - @hunkyhairs-backup

Iggy - @iggy-the-imp

Organisations

Black Swan official acc - @black-swan-official

Nerverseen - @neverseen-official

Foxfire - @foxfire-official

Exillium - @exillium

Matchmakers - @thematchmakingoffice and @the-official-matchmaking-office

The Council Intern - @thecouncil-official

Eternalia's Library - @eternalialibrary-official

(also @kotlc-rp-official btw)

[andiatas]

Writing Scandinavian, Nordic &/or Swedish characters

Maybe someone has done a guide like this, and I've missed it, but I wanted to gather some words and phrases for all of my writer friends who have or are thinking about adding a character of Scandinavian/Nordic descent.

This came to mind after seeing too many LITG fics where people have Henrik speaking Swedish and no shade to the writers, but it was clear as a day to me that they used Google Translate and hoped for the best. That's not to say that writers from other communities and/or fandoms can't use this guide, but just to be transparent, that's where I got the inspiration from.

With all that said, let me talk you through some basic info and phrases so you can make your bilingual or trilingual character sound legit or like a native!

Definitions

The Scandinavian countries = Sweden, Norway and Denmark.

The Nordic countries = Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Greenland, Faroe Islands and Åland.

So, an important distinction to keep in mind is if you're talking about Scandinavia, you're talking about those three "bigger countries" (aka the ones who have f*cked over the rest at one point or another throughout history). As soon as you bring, for example, Finland or Iceland into the mix, you're talking about the Nordic countries.

Language

On the language aspect, I suggest checking out this post, where I've talked about it a bit, but as a general rule of thumb, Swedes and Norwegians can understand each other while still speaking their respective languages.

When Danes and Swedes, or Danes and Norwegians speak with each other, one generally switches to English. Same when communicating with people from Iceland.

Swedish is one of the official languages in Finland and Åland, whilst Danish is one of the official languages in Greenland and the Faroe Islands.

Also, English is taught from first grade until upper secondary (high school) but is already introduced to children in kindergarten. I don't know how it's in the other Nordic countries, but in Sweden, it's mandatory to study either Spanish, French or German from sixth grade until the first year of upper secondary.

Swedish swear words

Fan - this is the most common swear word in Swedish & whilst the most accurate translation would be "damn" it's used similarly to how "fuck" is used in English. So, this is the word I mostly see mistranslated & the tell-tale sign (for me) of someone who has relied on Google Translate because they will have their character say "knulla" when they're swearing. Technically, this isn't wrong because knulla is slang for sex... but yeah, I think you get it

Helvete - literally means "hell" & could probably be compared to how Brits use "bloody hell". If I got a paper cut or stubbed my toe, I would curse, "Helvete!"

Jävlar - this is the one that's most difficult to translate, but one could say it means "shit" or "sodding". Whilst it's a curse word in itself, it's primarily used in front of another word. So, for example, if you want to say, "You're a goddamn idiot", you would say, "Du är en jävla idiot!"

Swedish lovey-dovey words & pet names

Älskling = Darling, love, babe, beloved

Jag älskar dig = I love you

The word "älskar" is the Swedish word for "love", so if you bend it, you get the word "älskling" which is the most common term, or nickname, for your partner. I would say it's best compared to how darling, love or babe is used in English.

Käraste = Beloved, dearest

It can get confusing because "kæreste" means girlfriend/boyfriend in Danish, but in Swedish, "käraste" is just an affectionate word for someone. If you want to say "my dearest XYZ", you would say "min käraste XYZ". The word means girlfriend/boyfriend in Danish but is a nickname for your girlfriend/boyfriend or someone else close to you in Swedish. Are you still with me?

Hjärtat = literally "the heart"

This is a bit of a variation of "älskling." While talking to a partner or someone you hold dear, you would say "hjärtat," but if you're talking about them, you could say "mitt hjärta" ("my heart"). While älskling is more versatile and can be compared to numerous pet names, I would say hjärtat/mitt hjärta is best compared to love/my love.

Sötnos = Sweetheart, honey

Sötis = Cutie

Okay, so to start, "Sötnos" is the whole word, while "Sötis" is the short version, but they mean two completely different things. If you're talking to a partner or a really close friend and go, "Oh, sweetheart," you would opt for "sötnos." But if you're talking to someone from your friend group, you would opt for "sötis."

It's not an insulting word, but if you called your partner "sötis," they would probably be offended and question what they had done to offend you. I would compare it to when your dog does something stupid, like trip over its paws and hit its head, and you laugh at it like, "Oh sötis!"

[ritual-unions]

Archive of Our Own to see everything I’ve ever written for the Vikings fandom.

** = denotes explicit and/or implied sexual content, please use discretion

Ubbe / Original Character(s)

Sleepy Mornings **- multi chapter, complete, entire fic posted on Ao3. Winnifred lives the sheltered life of a Christian woman in King Alfred’s court. Not truly understanding the meaning of sexual pleasure her new husband, Ubbe Ragnarsson, is more than willing to show her the path.

Green Ivy **- one-shot, Ubbe has been married to Avaritia for many years but she still struggles with his heathenism and the way it creeps into her daily life and that of their children. A thunderstorm one night sends her running to Ubbe’s bed, the family bed he has been trying to convince her to sleep in. She finds not only Ubbe but their two children fast asleep. Ubbe in his tempestuous ways convinces Avaritia to find safety in his arms. (I may continue/add more fics with Avaritia at a later date)

A Feast for You **- one-shot, The Great Army finds themselves at the deserted villa of King Ecbert and Ubbe, feeling the full fervor of battle, takes his Sami consort, Verdandi, again and again, until she can no longer handle his advances. To distract him she tries to scrounge up enough food to hopefully satiate his beastly desires. (I may continue/add more fics with Verdandi at a later date)

Gatekeeper **- one-shot, Ubbe is forced to punish his Sami consort, Verdandi, after she mistakenly reveals the secret entrance into Kattegat to the enemy. Also known as sex-on-a-throne cause I can.

Northern Lights - one-shot, ficlet

Twice Now - multi chapter/complete, entire fic posted on Ao3. For years Ubbe has been promised to the same Saxon girl from his childhood, Avery. He is reluctantly waiting for the day when he will marry Avery, until then the gods will find their entertainment by placing the wilding Saxon, Kara, before him. She is unlike any he has met before, drawn to her though she does not want his help. She is determined to meet her lover, Ceol, on the coast of England before the year ends. Unwillingly she travels with Ubbe and his brother, Hvitserk, in a journey that may just leave them all a little mad.

Wolf Like Me - multi chapter/on going, Ylva Ragnardottir is used to getting what she wants. As the only daughter of the great Ragnar Lothbrok and the famous Princess Aslaug she wants to marry Haakon, the bastard son of King Harald Finehair but Ubbe, forced into a position that should be their missing father's, will not allow it.

Ylva isn't the only one whose hand is being forced, Eir, daughter of the King of Sweden finds herself betrothed to a man she wishes to never see again, Ubbe Ragnarsson.

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Hvitserk / Original Character(s)

Hours & Hours ** - one-shot, Hvitserk proposes “Naked Sushi Night” at The Valkyrie Gentlemen’s Club, the strip club owned by the Ragnarssons, just so he can see his favorite employee covered in food.

Touch Me ** - one-shot, Ubbe solicits Hvitserk into having sex with his girl, Dusty, so that he can watch, things don’t go as planned when Hvitserk’s new girlfriend, Honey, walks in on the three of them mid-coitous.

A part of my "Broken Clocks" series, in which the sons of Ragnar own a strip club, The Valkyrie Gentlemen's Club, located in England, much to the annoyance of the Christian council, Ecbert, and his son, Aethelwulf.

Misunderstandings ** - one-shot, Sigurd brings a new American friend to hang out with his brother. She speaks little-to-no Norwegian and Hvitserk takes advantage of her lack of mastery on the language in the form of a bet.

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Halfdan the Black / Original Character(s)

Marks ** - anon requested/drabble, Halfdan does not share and he is willing to let everyone know.

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2022 Ao3 End of the Year Review

Requests are open, see this post for more info. Also my inbox and dms are always open, I may not get to them right away but I’d love to talk to you about my fics & ocs and/or Vikings characters in general.