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[quordleona03]

TFW: Oh a new MASH story. Oh this one is about an OFC who joins the 4077th and the writer is going to do an alternate version of the series hoping it will get people interested in MASH! It's her first ever MASH story! Okay, I should not be prejudiced, maybe it's going to be interesting. Click. Read. Note formatting errors in text and utter lack of any novelty.

*mutes author*

I do not think this is how to get people who have never watched a single episode of MASH interested in the series.

If you are interested in writing about MASH 4077th from the POV of a newly-arrived nurse, there are a lot of technically-canon nurses who could be your POV character

Of course, as a matter of canon, these POV characters will mostly be spending their time with the other nurses. They may be having affairs with Klinger, Hawkeye, Trapper, probably not Charles, definitely not Potter, possibly Henry Blake and maybe once but he'll angst about it BJ. If Radar, it depends if you catch him before he regresses. Or even Father Mulcahy, if you can get past the chastity belt he drops only for Hawkeye. But mostly, your new-nurse character is going to be seeing the 4077th from a nurses-eye view - not hanging out in the Swamp and playing poker there.

You might be playing poker in the nurses' tent. Or backgammon. Or Scrabble. Or whist.

That could be fascinating! But to do that, you'd have to really think - what would it be like to be a new nurse at the 4077th. What does the 4077th look like from a nurse's eye view. What do each of the main characters look like to a brand-new nurse. You will not do it if what you want is to write a story about a new nurse who isn't hanging out with the nurses: she's hanging out with the main cast.

Because what makes MASH fascinating is three things intertwined - it's a comedy that makes people laugh: it's a series of bloody tragedies happening in a war zone - and it's about a tangle of people who are involved with each other under dire circumstances and weird situations.

So if you're going to facinate people into watching MASH who never have, you've got to play on at least one of the three with elements of the other two: make them laugh, make them weep, intrigue them with the polycule of relationships.

None of which the muted author has done with this story. There's nothing new here, no interesting nurses-eye POV. it's dull.

[torchwood-rarepair-royale]

Haha no one saw that poll 🔪

[nonsequitur-machine]

me

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[khairosclerosis]

🃏 and it's our word,

yes, our word,

against theirs

for curtain call, the ace attorney musical zine!

[fishfacedterror]

it is, now more than ever, of upmost importance to be a faggot

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Heh...Literally nothing personal, kid.

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[arsenicflame]

Bonus round! Do you use a queue tag?

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I can't deny that there's a part of me that's absolutely delighted that each time Bruce unjustly went after Jason, the Batkids responded in kind.

This isn't my ideal version of the Batfam, but it does warm my heart seeing Jason's siblings stand up for him.

[restinsodaroni]

✨Drawing!✨ Short comic, just something I wanted to get out of my brain lol

[martyryo]

I was abt to give up on this until I remembered who she is

[mutantninjamidlifecrisis]

[slavhew]

01/11/2023 struggler(s)

[14dayswithyou]

PSA ! Hallo :3 University is making it hard for me to :evilhehe: in peace and catch my breath, however I was able to allocate a bit of my free time to this blog!! I did get a lil bit carried away with answering the backlog of asks, so the queue might go for a bit longer than usual!! Because of this, I would also like to apologise in advance for any folks who might have notifications for this blog turned on djgdjsj T_T

[fkitwebhaal]

Astarion: I need to manipulate someone to get these people to protect me

The entire party, after learning about Cazador: Hey, so we’re killing that guy right?

[aryomengrande]

where's the trophy? he just comes running over to me (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡ happy birthday to aryomengrande's favorite muse, seishu inui ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪