#i just have to GET THERE AHHHHHHHHHHH

[queenofbaws]

Got any more CREEPs crumbs up your sleeves this Halloween weekend? 👀

"No," Ashley said, shaking her head slowly at first, then more and more insistently the longer Josh wheedled her, "I'm not doing it, and that's the end of it! I'm not doing it for you, I'm not doing it for the Halloween spirit, whatever the heck that means...and no, I'm not doing it for the freaking podcast!"

Despite Sam doing her best to keep him rooted to his seat, Josh stood from the table (almost but not quite displacing one of the tea lights flickering atop Ashley's spirit board) with his hands outstretched and his spiel still running strong: "The people have spoken, and the people want you possessed, so just sit back down, say hello to the fridge ghost - nicely this time - and let's just see where the evening takes us, huh?"

"I'd let the fridge ghost possess me," Chris interrupted, his voice thoughtful and his eyes on the spirit board, one of his fingers still balanced on the planchette, "I mean, we've yet to plumb the depths of its wisdom, Ash, think of all the things it could teach us!"

Sinking his claws into that rationale, Josh nodded, adding, "Yeah, if you're gonna be such a stick in the mud about it, sure, let Cochise have a spin at the whole meat puppet deal...who knows, maybe it can teach him something important, like how to be a better kisser."

"Hey, fuck you dude, I'm great at kissing," Chris sputtered, blowing out a hard raspberry when Ashley jokingly seesawed her hand; "I'm decent then, I'm...I-I-I think we can agree I'm better at it than a refrigerator would be!!!"

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[get-rammed]

I'ma just drop this here, i hope you like it and thank you for being such a great inspiration✨✨

Take care!

(i hope it sent correctly)

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Submitted by @anongetsnone

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I need you to know I sent this to my sister immediately and she nearly cried. This is SO well done. All the little details we added in for people like you to see and I aUGH. We love this so much. There aren’t enough ways to say thank you.

The detail and care put into this. I just. Thank you for this. The hand, the smoke, the funky little details. I just. Ah. AH.

Dragging this into my den forever. Sobbing.

Love your artstyle and the care into this and I just. Ah.

[nomsfaultau]

I adore how toxic Mandatory Family Reunion emerald duo is. They're both completely incapable of objectively viewing the situation through their respective delusions (catastrophizing vs severe denial). Techno manipulates Philza for months. Philza traumatizes Techno to the point he's a shell of the man he once was. They both have entirely warped concepts of love. Each's entire life revolves around the other. They're so wonderfully dysfunctional that by the time Techno tells Philza he loves him it's one of the most devastating scenes in the fic.

[runawaymun]

Mood stabilizer has been going at full dose for awhile, so I took my stimulant today and I wanna CRY

[thejadecount]

Me: Yeah I don’t cry from tragedy romance

Me after watching the end of Loki:

[killuaisaprincess]

🎀💐🎀💐

[autoneurotic]

writing again 😔😥🫥🔪🔨💣🪦

[gothsuguru]

@dollsuguru Please please please could you provide me a download link for your fic "black is the color of my true love's hair"

I NEED that fic like i need air. It is beautiful beyond words. When I read it first i was overcome with the extreme longing for Sugu to be real so that I could give him all the love that he wants. I was in tears. Please author let me keep that fic forever.

I love your writing and I absolutely adore your tags especially on Suguru posts.

this is genuinely SO unbelievably sweet it’s unreal i’m SO thankful that you loved that fic 🥹🩷 AND AHHHHHH i’m glad the intention of the fic came through hehe i ALSO felt extreme longing for suguru so he could be real and so i could shower him in all the love <3 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE SO KIND!!!!! i unfortunately don’t know how to provide a download link but please know that the fic will always be there for you to read! i’ll try to make my pinned more easier i can add the fic in the link where i put my newest fics in! if that makes sense 😭 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS ILY

[babbybones]

i truly can't understand why so many people are still on the "mike is spamton's arch nemesis" line of thinking after the new information revealed during the sweepstakes 😭 maybe that stuff was just easy to miss? but i don't see how anyone can read this

EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY [5 easy payments of $9.99] UNTIL THEY'RE ALL IN THE [Disposal Area] BEGGING FOR MY [$#&*]!!! EVERYONE… EVERYONE EXCEPT… … Mike…

and go "waow he must be REALLY mad at this mike guy :-)" that is literally the opposite of what he's saying i don't get it...

[virtualmosshroom]

So many Things i need to purchase and not enough Funds to do it

[lastoneout]

Warning, Certified Internet Boomer Moment Imminent!

anyway bruh y'all have no idea how bad the baby fever is kicking my ass rn....

[bunnydriver]

freeeeeeeakinggggggg ouuuuuuuut

[tearfulangel]

sick of being angry at this fucking living situation as though it’s not our own damn fault we ended up here. trying so so SO fucking hard to practice gratitude but it’s actually fucking ridiculous that they said we’d have a bathroom built for us by September last year. then it moved to December last year. then February this year. then to March. now it’s nearly fucking august and there’s been barely any progress made and i’m sick of having to pee outside in the cold and dark and rain like a fucking dog because im too terrified to make noise after 9pm and potentially disturb my partners family who live in the main house with the only bathroom. like fuck why can’t I just be normal and competent and be able to hold a job that pays for proper rent so we can have our own proper space and privacy AHHHH I hate myself!!!!!

[captain-waddles]

ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL ARISTOTLE AND DANTE DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE MOVIE!!!!!

I GET TO SEE MY BOYS!!! ON A SCREEN AND NOT JUST IN MY HEAD!!! I GET TO CRY AND LAUGH AND HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS!! IN A THEATER!!!! I WILL SEE ARI AND DANTE!!!! I GET TO SEE THE HOSBITAL SCEEN! THE OG LOVE CONFESSION! THE END LOVE CONFESSION! THEY WILL KISS! OH THE COMPLEXITIES OF THEIR FAMILY LIVES AND THE LOVE THEY HAVE!!! I GET TO SEE EVERYTHING ON A SCREEN!!! NEW PEOPLE GET TO EXPERIENCE ARISTOTLE AND DANTE!!!!!!

and thats the best part, NEW PEOPLE WILL GET TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE CHARACTERS AND THIS STORY!!!!!!!

[earmo-imni]

Once again I’m recognizing myself in posts about autism despite not being diagnosed with autism.

Am I going to do anything about it this time? Probably not.

[illogicalghost]

save me silly coffee drink. dear god please save me