#i haven't heard from my bf or my bestie ALL DAY

[cockandballsnurture]

it's ignore noel day !!!!!

[dine-on-nervine]

When was the last time you read a whole book, to the last page exactly? It's been a long while. I have one book I have made no attempt to finish in the last 2-3 years.

How many times have you had sex within the past two years? Guesstimate? I'm going to say from Jan 2022 to November 2023 it was ten, and in the two months since it's been a higher number (even if I've only busted once). What a difference a healthy attitude can make!

When was the last time you made up a word? Did people think it was weird? Unknown, I make up my own homily phrases though... like "I'm a happy clamdigger" or "that's not worth a turd on toast."

How many times in a month do you go to the movies? How much do you spend? Zero.

What is one of those movies that you could never get tired of watching? There isn't one. On the rare occasion I watch a movie, I'm good for another decade or three before the desire to watch it again crops up.

When was the last time you heard thunder? Where were you at anyway? Unsure and wherever it was raining.

Have you ever begged the opposite sex for anything at all? Yes. Next question.

Are there many places to shop in the town you live in? What kinds? Yes. All kinds.

When was the last time you bought shoes? What do they look like? I bought new work boots a few months ago. They look like black shoes but they have steel toes.

Do you like surveys with really in-depth questions, like mine? I like surveys with really in-depth questions, unlike yours.

When was the last time you were in trouble with your parents? Hmm, trying to think when the last time that happened. No idea.

Has your boyfriend or girlfriend ever cheated on you? Were you mad or sad? This has happened. I was more forgiving than I should have been, which lead to them thinking it was okay by me so they didn't learn their lesson and stop doing it.

Do you know anyone who claims to have the ability to see the future? I haven't been around anyone like that in a few years.

Are you a superstitious person? Have you ever been superstitious before? Not really but I do believe that one's attitude can lead to a result that, even if coincidence, is considered hubris.

Do you like any songs from country music? If so, which ones do you like? We're not going into that. Some exist.

Can people read your facial expressions easily? If so, why is this? I am easily misread, it seems.

When was the last time you went on vacation? Where did you go to? We took a road trip one week ago to Leavenworth. It was -11F outside.

How many states have you been to in your lifetime? Guesstimate if not sure. Six.

When you go to the movies, do you actually watch the movies or not? Of course. I could stay home and save $15 if I wanted a nap.

What kind of instant messaging service do you use? Why do you use this? Facebook messenger... because AOL, Yahoo, Gmail, ICQ, and MSN simply don't exist anymore. (Oh wait, ICQ still exists?! Do people still use IRC?)

When was the last time your area had a tornado warning, if ever? Never, we don't get tornadoes. <<

Have you ever had one of those major fights with your current bf/gf? I have not. I hope to keep it that way.

Does it ever bother you when people use abbreviations for certain words? Only when it is in TikTok/Insta/FB Reels to avoid demonitization and deplatforming. Pussies.

Would it creep you out if you walked in on your best friend having sex? This has happened many times and no, it doesn't. Not saying I want to see my bestie blowing anyone (again), but I have seen it and continued doing whatever I was doing.

When was the last time you said ‘I love you?’ Who did you say it to? To my girlfriend.

Do you have any of those freaky phobias that make no sense at all? Nothing makes sense with me.

Do you ever look at random people and think they could be a serial killer? I look at random people and have all kinds of thoughts, but that isn't one I can recall ever thinking.

Does it scare you when the sky gets really cloudy and dark during the day? Does cause a moment of concern.

What was the last amusement park you went to? Did you have fun? I haven't been to one.