#i have a tyype.

[tigerdrop]

sorry. i have a really big crush on oj b/c . you know. whatever. I dont need this

[gray-doestheart]

Something something just needed to feel something cold

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐔𝐒𝐎𝐏𝐏'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: usopp

》 she makes a comeback 🗣️

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_ynln: pinocchio and his maker 🙏

[music: Snooze - SZA ♫]

tagged: sogekingg.usopp

sogekingg.usopp: when she posts me to sza, got me twirling my hair and giggling shi 🫶🫶

↳ _ynln: np pretty princess (liked by sogekingg.usopp)

sogekingg.usopp: all i'm hearing is that i got a large wood 🗣️🗣️

↳ theroronoa.zoro: jesus christ 💀

↳ lovenami: no

↳ p1rateking_luffy: you mean your nose??? (liked by lovenami, the roronoa.zoro, blackleg.sanji, jinbe)

↳ _ynln: absolute violation 😭😭🙏

blackleg.sanji: yn you are absolutely beautiful. how usopp pulled a goddess i will not understand. have a great day. 🩷💖💝💞💕💓❣️❤️‍🩹💜💛

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_ynln: abel says it 👇

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tagged: sogekingg.usopp

theroronoa.zoro: looks at you like, do you have any games on your phone? (liked _ynln, lovenami, p1rateking_luffy)

↳ lovenami: peak ipad kid form 😭 (liked blackleg.sanji, _ynln)

↳ sogekingg.usopp: guys thats so rude i think i look absolutely adorable 😕

↳ lovenami: if only i could dislike comments 😔👎

p1rateking_luffy: Tyype to ask woukdl you srtill love me if i was a woerm (liked by lovenami, _ynln)

↳ _ynln: luffy where are u learning these things LMFAOO 😭😭

↳ p1rateking_luffy: The internet!! 😄😄

↳ sogekingg.usopp: idk why you guys are yapping at me when luffy is the actual ipad kid

↳ p1rateking_luffy: He's not capping! 🚫🚫

↳ theroronoa.zoro: you need a time limit for yt shorts

↳ lovenami: NOT THE YT SHORTS 💀💀😭

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sogekingg.usopp: the mandem 🔛🔝

themarineofficial: God Usopp and Monkey D. Luffy, your bounties have been raised 30000 and 40000 berries respectively for travelling on the train without payment.

↳ theroronoa.zoro: get a life mate (liked by lovenami, _ynln, FRAAANKY)

↳ sogekingg.usopp: YOU GUYS GET NOOOO BITCHES HUH 🤣🤣

↳ p1rateking_luffy: NOOO BITCHES!!! 🤣🤣 (liked by _ynln, theroronoa.zoro, nicorobin)

↳ _ynln: AYO LUFFY LMFAOO

↳ themarineofficial: We will not tolerate bullying.

↳ FRAAANKY: LOOOOSERSSS 👍

↳ lovenami: go cry about it

↳ themarineofficial: 😢

blackleg.sanji: WHY ARE YOU STANDING ON THE DINING TABLE LUFFY?!

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sogekingg.usopp: spongebob looking ahhh 🧽

[close friends]

[music: SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song - Spongebob Squarepants ♫]

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30m

[_ynln] sent you a post: USOPP WHY'D YOU POST THOSE PHOTOS OF ME OMFG

[saltminerising]

Im going to talk about something completely different from everyone else. Does anyone else have no idea how the flight battle matchups work. Like the tyype matchup effectiveness. My brain keeps expecting it to be like pokemon but it isnt. I have no idea which does what, to anyone. I could look it up but I know that I would immediatley forget. It is a beautiful mystery to my dragon life.

[gayspock]

lolz

the complainergaain. i just think its hilairoussometimes how people say that the only optionever is to go get help when its not there insistingthat its jsut something to fuckign tap into. when its literally not there. like what do you fuckingthink. when you dont have anyone to turn to. when youre completely alone in life. and when the systems beyond screwedup and so so so fucking inaccessible and incompetent it willfuck you up so much more as it has done hafter so many attempts. like my godi know thats the only fuckign "option" after so long of failing to ever fucking help myself OR gethelp. i know that. i.e there is no fucking way out!!!! because every fucking avenue is closedoff and a fucking doomspiral into worse bullshit and fucking hoepless and yep yep yep and thats why i know im fuckign killing myself inthe end. etc. etc etc etc. congrats. i fucking feel crazy. does anyone feel fuckingcrazy when youre just fuckign sat there fucking overwhelemdagain because its so fucking pointless and its not worth fighting for but god god god soemtimesman you just ufcking wish it didnt have to be, having mentalfucking breakdowns thinking about how this is the lot you get and its never anything else, and you jsut wish something mattered or workedbut it neverdoes andwhats it like to feel some lvoe thats sincere to not feel so fucking small as everyone jsut ufcking stares at you and judges you forgiving up liektheres anyhting else you can do and going mental nuts fucking trying to find ways out all of them dpeending on support systes and means you do not have and more ufcking hellish fucking spirals being told you need to try the therapy again go through that process again

like yeah yeah fuckingsure go on the waiting list go endureit the fucking months to get through to someonewho doesnt listen again, for your limited run of CBT sessions following worksheets photocopied to hell that uyovbe begged them not to fucking go throguh with you please jsut try something else please fucking please i dont feel humanand like some fucking dickhead who got the one in the million or has the money for private or who isnt on the fucking nhs refusing to understand how it works here "because its free :) youre just turning it down" and well lookat that anyway the limited number of sessions have been cut short Again because its ineffecdtive youre too difficult youre too fucking complicated youre a lost cause oops i cant say that too much of a headcasewhats that um we'll refer you to the.... the three year wait person and you go there and you wait threeyears and its worseits so much worse by now you go there . and the same thing happens again except its harde rhtis time its worse because no fuckign no the way people treat it like its nothing like the wait times arent ufcking agonising like yuo dont just fucking degrade in the in the interim and to thwepoint where what does it fucking matter and even if i tried to goback its starting from the bottom again and i dont knowwhat to do when you cant even fucking communicate properly im sincerely concernedtheres something wrong with me in that way like for real but i dont know what todo about itbecause i cant even talk straight so theyjust fucking blank me "its meant to suck its meant to be bad at first" how many moretimes of that and why does noone fucking believe me when i promise you and i can fucking PROMISE you its not suckingin the way of oh this is a difficultthing to endure to fucking fdealwith at first its s this is sucking in the fucking way thatfeels im just so so utteruly fucking worthless and unheard and have no voice tyype of fucking sucking triyng to fuckign explainthings to people but . having so manyfucking problemswith sut fucking getting words out i feel like such a fucking fialure sometimes i dont know how im ever meant to getanywhere withthem every timei tried to talk imsutered everything p that i could it would just be ignoredplease do this fucking exercise please name every fucking thing you can hear and asee now fucking get out of my office how many times ive done this so many times it deosnt help iM SORRRYYYYY and then peopleget mad at you why doens ti twrok i dont know!! i font fucking know man i wish it fucking worked do you ever feel nuts fucking forcingyourself to dothings overt and over again slwoly fucking going insane realising youre just doing things repeatedly to make otherpeople happy youre getitng worse but it never matters it never matters to people what matters is youmake them feel good and you just want to die you jsut want to die so so fucking badly you wish it meant somethingyou wish . your actual fuckingrepsonses meant somethingbut people jsut dont care theydont care and youre so fucking alone and go god god

and god thats the other one . dotn i know medication isnt going to work on it. insert litany of reasonshere. but every time i think maybe i'll pursue that again fucking try it again nonetheless ebcause im insanely fucking desperate to justhave some fucking relief on it for two fducking seconds but knowing damn well what its fucking likein this country never ever fucking again im not going through all ofthat alone againand because maybe ifthere was someonethere it wouldnt be so abd but theres not and i dont know how totalk to the doctors even when i try reallyfucking hard i jsut feel like im strongarmed into everything evenwhen i try to tell them its really bad and i jsut fucking panic and the last guy who jsut kept getting so fucking angry at me or the fucking bitch i dont remember what number she was that ust kept upping it and upping it when it did nothing pelase its not fucking HELPING!!!!! OHHHH fine go UP AGAIN SHUT UP AND DIE MAYBE and when youre fucking lying there at night and youre still alone as ever and youre ahving nightmares that are starting to rot through your fucking skull remember this is your fucking fault for not doing good enough again and again and again and i feel like im goingcrfazyoh uyouremeant to struggle through it youre meant to fucking feel like youre gooing to kill yourself its meant to be bad do you peopleever fucking hear yourselves sometimes i dontknow i dontknow myself any more because i thinkmy fucking brain is caivng in or has caved in and thepoitn is how. how is any of it meant to work whatsoever. when theres so many fundamental problems thatSTOP it from ever being effective htat you cant deal with that youcant breadown that theresnothing . tof ucking handleOH MY GOD WHOS GOING TO TELL ME THIS TIME THAT IM NOT TRIYNG HARD ENOUGH WHOS GOING TO TELL ME THIS TIME THAT I GIVE UP AND IM A STUPID BRAT WHOS NOT LISTENIN G TELL ME GODDDD MAYBE ^_^?

[drowninnoodles]

noodle i opened my messages to my mum and this was the last thing i tyyped help

Uhhhh it could have been my fault

[poopylol]

one of my fav things about dA were the plz accounts people made

ok so whenever you're writing a comment/message and u tyype :exampleuser:, that text is replaced by exampleuser's icon

so people would make accounts like :awesomeplz: which was the Awesome Face or :girdanceplz: which was a little dancing gif of gir from invader zim and shit like that

and there were HUNDREDS, maybe thousands of these i have no clue. but they were essentially just free custom emoticons for the community to use and it was aweosme

[contrastparadoxx]

Kilyia Alternian courts must be wild, but could you tell me like, your wildest case? Yknow, Tyype deal where there's screaming matches in court or something?

>He simply stares at the paper he’s writing on for a moment

“Hmm. I deal with many wild cases, it is part of the brand, after all. I do not get screamed at very often, however, I did have a client try and bite me once. Luckily, for my status as a hemoanon, they were unable to make contact, but they were forced to wear a muzzle from that point forward.”

[minecraftcherrywoodrobot]

[ pink-glitches -> minecraftcherrywoodrobot ]

piinned post iin advance:

- ii will primarilly rebllog minecrafft, glitchhcore, isat, and anything pinnk!!!

- i tyype liike thiis and uuse my emoticoons likee thiis: [: ]: (nno i will nnot stoop tyyping likke thiis thannk you verry muchh)

- iif my inbbox iss cloosed, that mmeans i aam not askiing for assks at the momment

- i aam not a hermmit/traffiicshipper!!! i am very romaance repullsed and romannce makes me uncomffortable. pleease tag accordinglyy!

- i waatch pearlescenttmoon, smaallishbeans, griian, aand zombiiecleo mostly!! but ii am a fan of other herrmits [:

- i aalso like minecrraft in generaal so you'll probablly see posts abbout that

- i followw from @sleepy-seal, the hostt's account

iif i end uup with faq, ii'll put theem here.

thaat's alll! have a niice dayy!!

[ souurce ] | [ sourrce ]

[bitsnblooms]

sso rry for the typing. i do not have hands youy see i'm watching internet vidsfos ion how to tyype with vines . it is very helpful

[losttoliterature]

i genujnely think thar typing on tumblr automatically ruins your spelling, i dont normally mess up tyyping but on tumblr i have to go through and reread to make sure its readab;e; thus post is without correcting my spelling nd its so messy

[insanityisfine]

When I see those people who’ve always insisted I’ll have kids and love it because they’re the best thing in the world complaining about having to actually deal with their crotch-goblins during quarantine:

[gray-doestheart]

Can you do one of (any) OC you made in I3?

Thank you for your patience! I know this took a while!!Thank you also for wanting to see content of my OCs :”””)

[sharp-tooths]

Other ppl: back pain from slouching all day

Me, an intellectual: back pain bc i didnt learn how to lift heavy objects with my legs and core muscles in time and instead used my back and now my tailbone is popped out of place just slightly enough to it doesnt bother me on a day to day basis but if i lay down a certian (very comfy) way ill get stuck and if i crouch down theres a chance itll become lopsided and ill have a limp for the rest of the day

[marvus-xoloto]

@eridan-ampora it definitely has potential!

I have this hc that Skylla contacted Mallek (I’m assuming he acts as something like the online equivalent to a phone line operator on occasion) to get in touch with Konyyl and Azdaja, and Mallek being Mallek got nosy and just could not make sense of her internet history. “Best vegetarian grubsauce” “cowgirl themed muscular theater” “pro wrestling moves for yyou and yyour lusus” “first contact in my pasture” “sunburn treatment for extremelyy sensitive skin” “laughsassin for hire” “affordable mercenaries for hire” 

Of course he’s intrigued. Who the hell is this girl?

Mallek: “first contact in my pasture”;

Mallek: i know clowns are strange and all;

Mallek: but they = still trolls;

Skylla: Yyou wouldn’t be laughing if yyou got the rough treatment like me, partner.

Skylla: I’m plumb sick of being picked on for myy caste.

Mallek: yeah;

Mallek: i know what that = like;

Skylla: Cerulean like yyou?

Skylla: Yyou’re all down but nine, ain’t yyou?

Skylla: Bet yyou’re tyyping this in yyour leatherboots and best bib and tucker.

Mallek: my shoes are vinyl actually;

Mallek: but yeah they kick ass;

Skylla: Speaking of kicking behinds...

Idk! I kind of like the idea of Mallek and Skylla slowly talking more and more (because Skylla gets lonely and Mallek is a little eccentric, which loops her lasso here and there). 

[king-direwolf]

Okay. Earlier today I mentioned a dream which had an object that I had seen in previous dreams. This is a very rough take on what it looked like. I was limited to using my phone to make it. It doesn't have the same symmetry tools as my computer does so I found a pattern that was similar and used that to trace and slightly change things. The rings that go around it ate nothing like my dream, but gets the point across that there ate three rings that float around the object. The actual rings are more flat and wide than this. I'm going to try and make a much more accurate representation of it tomorrow on my computer (aka when it's not 1:30 am because I spent like an hour on this). Honestly I just needed to actually get the vauge idea of the object out there so I have something to remind me of what it looks like. Although I can see it (and other parts of the dream) crystal clear. Like...there are just parts I remember so perfectly it's like I lived them. But then this thing. My hands remember how it feels, but at the same time the visual was like I wasn't really holding it, and it was floating in my hand as the rings moved so they wouldn't obstruct my view. The feel of it is like a very vauge pressure in my hand. Like something is there and I'm holding it, but I'm not quite holding it. You know? There's also a specific person from the dream. Like. It's one of those things where you remember every detail about them except their facial features. Like I have an idea of what their jawline is, but I can remember their hair and clothing perfectly. I can remember that they had a moped, but I didn't actually see them use it. The vauge sense that "this person probably smokes, but in that cool actor in a movie kind of way". You know? How movies make smoking look way cooler than actually standing out on a balcony with someone smoking is? I've stood on a balcony with a person as they smoked before and honestly is was more uncomfortable than anything. Anyway. I can remember the anxiety in me every time I knew I said the wrong thing to them. And how things clicked in my brain that I should say a specific thing that constantly runs through my head as an apology, but I've never actually said it. Sorry for the long talk. It took me 10 minutes to write all this out. I'm really hoping that with how much I've thought about this today that I have a similar dream tonight. Either a continuation of the dream, or a replay of last night. Also the dream ended when I held the object and the rings moved for me to get a good look at the pattern. That's when my alarm woke me up. Perfect timing, right?