#i got mine

[thelifeofniy]

[isawthismeme]

[kb-p2730]

[rotor25]

Motörhead – I Got Mine : Live at Montreux Jazz Festival ’07 (Official Vi...

[flannelepicurean]

'Ey, homies, after some of the wackest shit I've ever seen or had happen to me in a workplace, I have made an exit from my place of employment. It's a truly weird scenario, and like...I don't even know where to begin, but someone who was definitely responsible for part of the cascade of what happened looked me dead in the eye and was like, "Have you ever thought about academia? You could probably write a really interesting dissertation on this whole thing..."

U HAB NO IDEEYAAAHHHH

Buuuuuuuuut I'm gonna be fine. And I actually get some paid time to chill and figure out what I really want to be doing right now, and for the next 5 years or whateverrr. And I'm taking the positives away from it and leaving the rest in the ongoing dumpster fire.

So get ready for some shitposting. 😂😂😂

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[bigskycastle]

people said i should post it so heres some of the other stuff for my fake fly girl game. possible merchant character, protag drafts, dialog portraits and some early background ideas

[coquettefawn]

[mapletine]

i just know he’s on that switch 12 hours a day

[phaoi]

PHUMPKIN ALERT!! 🎃💀🌈

[skopostheorie]

Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?

[beif0ngs]

Hey, in case I don't remember to tell you tomorrow... You've always meant the world to me, Benzo.

[obsob]

to be loved is to be held!!! print

[overh0l]

the couple ever

[monkesupreme]

Starving and wasting away etc etc

bonus:

Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.