#i got a week off yayaya

[random3-doom]

miscellaneous lamb doodle :3

[goldfades]

✮ 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲, luke hughes

betty, i'm here on your doorstep and i planned it out for weeks now but it's finally sinkin' in betty, right now is the last time ── yeah, i showed up at your party will you have me? will you love me? will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends? if you kiss me, will it be just like i dreamed it? will it patch your broken wings? ── the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you so i showed up at your party

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♡ ─ word count | 1.5k

♡ ─ summary | a small incident at luke's draft party causes a whole lot of drama you never expected to happen.

♡ ─ warnings | unedited lol, angst!!!!!!!!!!!! so much angst, slightly asshole!luke, let me know if i missed anything.

♡ ─ taglist | tbd

♡ ─ ev's notes | yayaya, my first piece of writing published on tumblr!!! please let me know your thoughts, i'm very open to (respectful) criticism.

ALSO desperately want some hockey (or literally any lol) moots so please send in an ask to become moots!

You had no idea know why you were here, sitting outside his house.

Well that was a lie ─ you knew why you were here. You didn't know what you would say, not in the slightest. You knew you had to make some kind of plan in your mind before you went in, led completely by adrenaline and impulse.

There were a few familiar cars outside the house. You knew the red Kia was his parents' and the Quinn's gray Ram. Your stomach was filled with slight dread as you thought about how this entire thing happened.

You shook your head to snap out of your thoughts ─ it didn't matter now. You were gonna fix it and get your best friend back, no matter what you had to do.

You knew tonight was Jack's birthday party. Before this whole thing happened, you were invited to the party ─ it wouldn't have been right to not have you all here with them. Well, until the fight.

You took a deep exhale before turning off your car, looking up at the familiar house. You got out of the car and shut the door, walking up to the house. Before you even had gotten on his front porch, the door swung open and you immediately paused, looking like a deer caught in headlights.

You were met with him and suddenly all the memories of the past month came flooding back.

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THREE WEEKS AGO

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The loud cheers from everyone around you would've been distressing if not for how happy you felt. You were screaming along with them, cheering.

You knew that Luke would've been drafted to the Devils for a fact but it didn't dissipate the happiness that filled the room. Luke turned to you and you couldn't help but hug him tightly, as the whole room shook with excitement.

For a moment, it just felt like time stopped and it was just you two in the whole world ─ despite the 20 people who were surrounding all of you, it didn't matter. As you let him go, it seemed like you weren't the only one who felt that way as you locked eyes with Luke. He had a true, authentic smile on this face.

Every time he smiled, your heart leapt out of your chest. This time was no different; the same smile you sported on your own lips, playing off each other's emotions, and the heat you could feel rising on your cheeks. Everyone patted and tugged him around in excitement but his eyes were locked on you, your arm perched on his shoulder.

Once the celebrations died down, you set off for a quick drink break in the kitchen. As you turned around from the fridge, drink in hand, you were met with Luke's gaze. Your cheeks glowed, the familiar rush of excitement tingling through your veins. His smile was just as contagious as yours you begun talking.

"You excited?" You spoke. You hadn't talked to Luke the whole night because he was the man of the night. You were happy for him, of course ─ you missed him, though.

"For what?" He was joking of course. He usually hated being the center of the attention but this time it felt different ─ he felt deserving of it.

You rolled your eyes playfully, laughing. "Moving to Jersey, being close to Jack again."

Luke nods, a smile playing on his lips. "Yeah, I missed him. But I don't know, it would feel weird not playing with everyone else. And you not being at every home game." He whispered the last part out, almost sounding ashamed of it.

You felt the smile on your face get brighter and bigger. "Well I'm gonna miss watching you play live, Lukey."

He winced at the silly nickname, but couldn't help but smile as he looked down at you leaning against the kitchen island, comfortably close to him. "You could always come out to Jersey."

"Yeah, maybe."

A still silence hung in the air between the two of you, but it was not uncomfortable. There was a subtle switch in the air as Luke's eyes remained fixed on you. Neither of you spoke, content to soak in each other's company in the warmth of the moment, aware that there was something more to be said but not ready to be said quite yet.

You could almost see his thoughts racing, the wheels turning, trying to decide what to do next. "Y/N?" He asked softly, the smile slowly slipping from his face. He wanted to speak up, to say something, but the words were stuck in his throat. He could only let out a whisper, his expression growing more uncertain with each passing moment.

A sense of anxiety crept in but even so, you knew exactly what was about to happen. He leaned in and let his lips brush softly against yours in a quick peck. It didn't feel wrong, not even a little bit — it actually felt perfect. You could tell he had been thinking about this for a while and you'd also contemplated it in the past. However, despite the fact that it felt right, it was wrong — not just wrong, but completely off limits.

"Y/N?" You heard another voice echo in the kitchen and you both whipped your heads.

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PRESENT

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Luke folded his arms and averted his gaze from you. You felt your heart crack a bit from his bitter expression. The sound of laughter coming from inside filled you with a sudden sense of clarity and the realization that you could be ruining his night crept in. It was sobering and the thought of how his family would be disappointed, upset with your presence there. It made the guilt and shame that you felt sting all the more.

But you had to. You had to get him back, no matter what.

You opened your mouth to speak but before the words could come out, he started speaking first.

"Why are you here, Y/N?" Your name felt like a curse when he said it, like knives piercing your heart. He always spoke to you with such kindness and care, but now it felt almost spiteful. He looked at you through narrowed eyes, and there was no warmth left in his voice, only cold accusation.

"I wanted to talk to you, Luke." You answered, your eyes moving to look down, shamefully. "Can we talk?"

Luke scoffed; typically a playful sound, but this time it cut like a knife. "Y/N, I just… not now, please." There was hurt in his voice, a sharp contrast from his usual sweet nature. The atmosphere was tense, heavy with unspoken words.

"Luke, I can't stand this! I miss you!" You finally snapped and he looked taken aback. "What did you expect me to do? You just kissed me and─and I had no time to process it when Morgan had walked in!"

"You're blaming me, now? You never told me that Morgan liked you─"

"Luke! You're not listening to me." You sighed loudly, moving closer. "It doesn't matter, I just want to talk to me again. It's not my fault. And─and it doesn't yours, either." You explained anxiously, playing subconsciously with your rings.

Luke licked his lips, his gaze flicking up to the the ceiling in thought before looking back at you.

“I know you don’t want to talk about this, Luke, but I really need to.” You paused, feeling your heart rate speed up.

"There's nothing to talk about, Y/N." He said, plainly. "I like─" He paused, his thoughts dying on his tongue. "─liked you."

Your heart broke. Liked? "Luke..."

"We're gonna be leaving for Jersey the day after tomorrow, Y/N." He sighed. "I'll be out of your hair then. You won't have to worry about me."

"Luke, you're my best friend!"

"No, you're not my damn best friend, Y/N!" Luke shouted, his voice trembling with rage. "You're more than just my best friend and I don't know how you could be so clueless! I never wanted you like a best friend, I liked you, and it's been right in front of your face this whole time but you've too oblivious to notice it." Luke yelled, his frustration and anger boiling over.

You taken aback and felt paralyzed, your mind scrambling to form a coherent response. Your mouth was dry, your heart racing a hundred miles per hour. You desperately wanted to say something, anything, but your words were stuck in your throat. The moment dragged on, as if time had paused just for this.

Luke had never blown up on anyone, especially you. His voice echoed and you could feel everyone from inside was now listening in. This suddenly felt a like a mistake, you shouldn't have come and ruined his night.

Finally, she managed a strangled out reply. "Luke-" she breathed, her voice shaking as she spoke. "I knew that, I-"

"No you didn't." His anger had dissipated, now he just seemed tired. "It doesn't matter now, okay? I'm done with this." He pointed between them.

Again, you opened your mouth to speak only to be met with the slam of the door. You stood there, in the cool March air as you finally let the tears fall.

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[volivolition]

HI SO WE HAVE. ADDED MORE MUSIC TO THE PLAYLIST BUT WE THINK ONE SONG IN PARTICULAR IS NEAT IF YOU HAVE THE TIME TO GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT: HARPY HARE BY YAELOKRE!

LULLABY FOUND THIS ONE LAST NIGHT AND SHE'S HAD IT ON REPEAT FOR HOURS NOW. IT'S VERY... ADDICTIVE? IT HAS A TON OF REPETITIVE LYRICS IN IT WHICH ALWAYS MAKES OUR BRAIN HAPPY. I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT! THIS MUSICIAN'S SITTING IN THE SAME AREA OF OUR BRAIN AS SAY, HOZIER, THOUGH THEIR MUSIC ISN'T TOO TOO SIMILAR. THEY'VE BOTH GOT FOLKSY VIBES TO EM THOUGH!

THAT'S ALL! HOPE YOU LIKE THE SONG, THE OTHER FEW SONGS YAELOKRE'S PUT OUT ARE ALSO GOOD BUT THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR IS VERY. SOMETHIN' ELSE!

-BILL

!! HELLO BILL!! <33 <22 omg yayaya ive been listening to the ones y'all have added over the past few weeks, but the last three not yet!! :D ooh i LOVE folksy, it's one of my top genres (even though i never can figure out genres hgkj)

Harpy Hare! HOLY SHIT THIS IS A REALLY GOOD SONG HKGJ, i love the echoing choir (the "haah haah ha-a-ah") while the guitar strums in. the children singing it, it's so haunting (have you seen the illustrations on youtube, i LOVE the vibes as a hand-clapping game with implications behind the lyrics) <33 youre so right i love the repetition, they hit on such good notes in this, this is lovely :3 the melody dying off briefly while they angrily sing the final "TELL ME SO I SAY!" OOOH the drama and melancholy are stellar <333

ooh!!! i absolutely understand where the reasoning comes from <33 this song feels like hozier's discography had a child who got stolen by the fae and turned into a changeling hgkjg. there's a more storyteller feel to it, more mythical. hozier tends to keep a foot in the realistic side, even while poetic. this song wraps it in metaphor and implication, like it's pretending its oblivious to the ominous vibe. a shot of straight whiskey VS cream and sugar in a cup of hemlock tea.

wow does that make sense? probably not i havent slept hjgjkjg ANYWAY!! incredibly good song, i agree!! i'll have to listen to the rest of their songs when i can, i love the folklore vibes :3

[why-cant-i-be-loud]

Remember to give back.

I finished up my pieces for the coming week. Or, so I thought. Smh. I had turned off my blogging phone. Yes, I have one phone I use to yak at yall with as I get on about my day. Anywho, I decided to visit some of my fave blogs. Yayaya! N-E-Waze, I silently stalk read some. I replied to others. I tried to send a coffee to another. Why? For one, it’s just how I be. Also, I got to thinking…uh,…

[kodaiki]

hello audrey my love i havent bothered you in a while so im here to make noise in your inbox >:) how have you been!! reminder that i love you jic you forgot (*¯ ³¯*)♡

ann you never fail to be the highlight of my day TT-TT <3 ilysm bby!! ive been so much better but worse at the same time :p lmao, in all srsness, im doing ok (word dump in the tags if u wanna know some updates lol) !! i hope youre having a wonderful day bby!

[aalissy]

Couple

Chapter 3 yayaya!! I’m enjoying Ladrien June soo much because I love my two babies in love <3! I hope you guys are too!! Lemme know what you think :D

AO3

Ladybug’s hands ran gently down Adrien’s side as the two kissed on Adrien’s couch. “So are we a couple now?” Adrien breathed out, his head tilted back slightly as Ladybug softly nibbled on his neck. The superheroine leaned back, her eyes twinkling with mirth as Adrien pouted at her. “Why’d you stop?” he whined.

“We’ve been kissing for almost a month now and you’re just now asking if we’re a couple?”

He blushed at her, ducking his head down slightly, “Well yeah. I mean I didn’t want to assume.”

“Assume what, sweetheart?” she tilted his chin up, staring into his bright green eyes.

“That we were dating when you like someone else,” Adrien shrugged.

Ladybug’s brow scrunched up in confusion, “Like someone else?! What are you talking about?”

He frowned at her, “Chat Noir told me that you liked someone else.”

She frowned, her lips pursing in annoyance before muttering, “Chat told you that I like someone else. What is that cat up too,” shaking her head, she spoke in a louder volume, “I don’t like anyone else, Adrien. I told Chat that because I liked you.”

“What seriously?!” Adrien’s eyes widened as he stared at her in shock.

“Yes,” Ladybug nodded, smiling gently, “It’s been you for quite some time now, actually.”

“Wow,” he whispered to himself before cupping Ladybug’s face in his hands as he pulled her in for a gentle kiss.

Giggling, the superheroine relaxed into the kiss, throwing her arms around Adrien’s neck. He leaned her back on the couch, fingers untying the two blue ribbons that kept her hair in place. Running his fingers through her beautiful blue hair, Adrien stopped as she pushed against his chest.

“What’s wrong?” he questioned.

“You think I’ve been kissing you for three weeks while I liked someone else!?”

Ladybug glared at him.

“I... um... maybe,” Adrien blushed, leaning back on his feet.

“Adrien!” she groaned, planting her face in her hands.

“Ladybug? I’m sorry,” he placed a comforting hand on her shoulder as he stared at her in concern.

“I don’t just go around kissing boys I’m not interested in, Adrien,” Ladybug perked her face up, looking at him imploringly.

“You’re interested in me?” the model blushed.

“Yes!” her hands flung up in a manner of exasperation as she practically shouted, “That’s kind of why I’ve been kissing you! I thought you understood that when I told you I liked you!”

“I didn’t think you were being serious,” Adrien scratched the back of his neck sheepishly.

Ladybug groaned again before a frown took over her features, “Wait, have you not been interested in me this whole time?”

“No, no, no!” Adrien rushed to assure her, “It’s been only you for a while too! I just never imagined that you would like me back!”

Her cheeks turned as red as her costume as she whispered, “Only me?”

“Yes, only you,” he smiled softly at her.

Suddenly he was swept up in a passionate kiss as Ladybug dove at him, burying her hands in his blonde locks. After a few minutes of gentle caresses, Adrien leaned back as he stared at the blue-haired superheroine teasingly, “So does this mean we’re a couple?”

She laughed, swiping at his shoulder with a gloved hand, “You dork! I thought that we were a couple since we first started this three weeks ago!”

“Wait... Does that mean it’s almost our one-month anniversary?”

“Apparently not, since someone here hasn’t thought of us as a couple even though we’ve been making out almost every day,” Ladybug rolled her eyes.

“Nope. We’re going off of the date of our first kiss then!” Adrien beamed, “Which means we’re doing something extremely special for our one-month anniversary!”

“Why? Have you got something planned?” Ladybug smirked at him.

“Have been ever since I first met you, yeah,” he winked, “I’ve got everything up to the first two years stored in here,” he tapped his head.

She squealed, burying her head in his shoulder as she giggled happily, “Seriously!?”

“Yep,” Adrien chirped cheerfully.

“I’ve been making birthday presents for you since the first moment I met you. I’ve got about 35 by now,” she peeked up at him from between her lashes.

“We were made for each other,” he breathed out, “I can’t wait for my birthday now!”

Ladybug giggled, “I hope you like them!”

“If you made them, Ladybug, I’m sure I’ll love them,” Adrien paused, cupping her cheeks again, “Can I kiss you now?”

Her cheeks turned a brilliant shade of pink as she nodded, “Do you even have to ask?”

A small smile formed on his face before he kissed the superheroine, running his fingers through her blue hair. Ladybug’s teeth gently nipped at his bottom lip, sending shivers up his spine as they slowly kissed. He pulled back, panting slightly as he beamed, “I still can’t believe I’m Ladybug’s boyfriend!”

Ladybug giggled cheerfully, “And I can’t believe I’m Adrien’s boyfriend! Now come back here, Agreste, my lips miss you,” she winked as she yanked him down.

“Gladly,” his arms came down around her as they continued to make-out. Finally, Ladybug sighed as she reluctantly pulled away from the blonde model who pouted at her retreat, “Where are you going?”

Her head shook sadly as she gestured outside, “I’ve gotta get home before my parents suspect I’m out late with my super secret boyfriend.”

“But my lips miss you,” he stuck his lower lip out even further.

Ladybug laughed, swooping in as she stole one last kiss from his lips, “I promise we’ll see each other soon.”

“Alright, alright. I’ll let you go. But only because,” Adrien pointed his finger through the air in determination, “I have got to get to work on our one-month anniversary.”

“You’re adorable,” she sighed dreamily.

“Thank you,” he blushed, “But you must know that you are so much more adorable than I could ever hope to be.”

Ladybug giggled, lighting up his insides with her beautiful laugh, “I can’t wait to see what you have planned,” she kissed his cheek before standing up and opening his window, waving goodbye to the model. He blew her a kiss which made her turn a delightful red color before she flew away on her yo-yo.

“Now to get started on those plans!” Adrien rubbed his hands together mischievously as he turned on his computer.

[lucialovewriting]

BLOOD WITCH_THE SCRIPT

BLOOD WITCH is a sort of vampire with a talk show. She sustains herself through an unholy practice of skinning celebrity faces off and installing them seamlessly over the congealed dark matter that is her true form.

{(Blood Witch currently looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but with glittering black eyes.)}

These are transcripts from an episode of the BLOOD WITCH (BW) talk show with special guest FORREST GUMP (FG) {(They both sit politely, facing each other in softly lit cream colored leather recliners between potted peace lilies decorated with plastic flamingo inserts.)} TAPED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE

BW So Forrest, I hear you have some famous things to say about life.

FG {(Hands folded politely in lap)} That's true Blood Witch. As I always say, Life is like a box of-

BW Yeah Yeah, we know. A bag of meow meow.

FG No, a box of-

BW Hey, whatever. TELL US! What's your deal? You smell so alive.

FG Well gosh, I was trying to say that life presents you with precious moments full of spontaneity and joy.

{(Blood Which makes the jerk off hand motion while the crowd goes AWWWWW)}

Or all sortsa pain, and unforeseeable confusion. The only thing you can do is savor it all by accepting each experience for what it is.

BW MMMM, such a sweet pair of eyes. Great. Some people still think you're a hero for that way you ran a really long time? They're very old and forgetful now. Tell them about that again.

FG I just felt like running.

{(AUDIENCE CLAPS FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. CONFETTI BLASTS FROM THE CEILING. A PARADE OF CHILDREN IN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK SWAG RIDE SMALL DONKEYS FROM BACK STAGE, TRUMPETING THROUGH THE APPLAUDING AUDIENCE, HANDING EVERYONE GREEN ICE CREAM CONES WITH THE MONSTER ‘M’ STAMPED INTO EACH CONE.)}

BW {(Looking slyly off stage to where she knows a “greenroom" is located.)} So what you're saying is that you're super into Phish, you’re taking meow meow all the time with your beardo Marxist friends, and you have no love for the New Beyonce. You probably think she's not even a feminist -

FG {(Clearly Upset)} Now wait a minute. I did not SAY that! She is WONDERFUL gyrating on that black and white beach.

And - - - And you're eyes are really creeping me out. I can't tell where you're looking, please, stop.

BW {(Smiling and setting up the camera on her phone)} OOOO, Don't sweat, it'll ruin your stage makeup. Talk about your love life now -- Wait! Let me take a picture of you mad, then another of you happy, and post them side by side.

{(Gets up very close to Forrest for an up-nostril shot)}

Ha! So versatile, wow. Cuuuuuuute!

FG You done?

BW Two sec-onds…. Yup

FG.  {(Pushing camera and Witch away, and settling once more)} Well ok, my love life... I think I ran to put the past behind me. It wasn't working out between us... There was so much love. Gosh I've never felt so much for another person. But she didn’t want me to love her. Maybe fear got in the way? I don’t know but I still imagine what married life would be like for us.

BW {(Looking at photos just taken)} YaYaYa, heard That. Do you like to party? I've got some meow meow in the green room.

FG Meow meow… What's this, some Hollywood game? I feel like you aren't taking my art seriously.

BW It's fun you'll really like it.

FG Now you WAIT A MINUTE, I have an innocent character!

BW {(Deep sigh, and a soulful understanding face.)} Dear. I've lived for ALL OF TIME, and your platitudinous vomit pool of a character has aged about 20 years by now - it just gets tiring, listening to you. Taking it seriously? I interviewed Massoud about Bin Laden’s porn stash, Werner Herzog about Kinski’s philanthropic career, David Herzog about how no one knows who he is... I've interviewed Vlad the Impailer, Rihanna, Louis CK, all about their strange addictions to eating hair. Every Spice Girl in the back of a Greyhound Bus while speeding through a burning field, Maurice Ravel on a garden swing, Hunter S. Thompson in a ballgown. Everyone and anyone noteworthy. Are you bored now too? There's more! More simple tricks. More special feelings. And how dooo they use the power... All the same realizations. Over and over.

{(CROWD HISSES LIKE A PACK OF ANGRY CATS. THEY THROW THEIR LEFT OVER ICE CREAM AT THE STAGE. FORREST STARTS TO CRY QUIETLY. THEY BOTH FLINCH OCCASIONALLY WHEN HIT WITH SPRINKLES.)}

You've got to party now. It'll help us both forget how old we are. Come on, it'll be nice to let loose, just you and me.

{(BLOOD WITCH CARESSES FORREST'S THIGH, THEN SLOWLY RAISES HER HAND TO WIPE HIS TEARS AWAY.)}

FG I guess I'll try anything once - forgetting is nice sometimes.

BW That's great! Let me run and get my knife set, and I'll meet you in the back.

FG{(Gets up and walks off stage looking defeated. Loud metal clanging is heard coming from his new location out of view.)} Hey, this is a real funny green room. looks like a... bird cage. Can someone come get me outta here? It's cold away from the set lights. I don't like it... Hello?

BW{(Still on stage, standing with arms held out to the audience)} Ladies and gentlemen, that was Forrest Gump! Big round of applause. Stay tuned for next week, where I'll be hosting the show as Forrest Gump.

{(CHEERING, WHISTLING, STAMPING AUDIENCE)}

FG{(Feeling around the floor and walls of what he realizes is a dark cage with a love seat pushed against the bars he unwittingly walked into)} There's plastic on everything…

{(ONE WOMAN FROM THE AUDIENCE GETS UP, AND HUGGING THE WALL, SNEAKS AWAY TO THE GREEN ROOM AREA WHILE EVERYONE IS CHEERING)}

Woman{(Appearing at the bars of Forrest’s cage)} Forrest, I'm going to get you out of here, please don’t panic. I'm so sorry, this is horrible.

FG You're a real kind lady... But it's too late. I'm toast.

Woman No, not now! Not like this!! - Here, take these glasses. They'll give you the power to wrestle like a champion. When Blood Witch comes back, she'll step in the cage and try to eat your face, but you’ll be ready to fight her with these.

{(WOMAN HANDS FORREST THE GLASSES FROM THEY LIVE THROUGH THE BARS OF THE CAGE, AND SMILES WARMLY AS HE CLUTCHES THEM TO HIS HEART. REALLY THEY’RE RAY BANS. IT’S DARK BACK THERE AND BLOOD WITCH DIDN’T HAVE A FACE TO BEGIN WITH)}  

FG Now that is TOO much!

Woman It's true, that's why she looks like Ellen Degeneres now.

FG How do you know all this?

Woman {(Pulls back blonde hair to reveal a scar running around the circumference of her face)}

FG Ellen?

Woman Yes Forrest. It's too late for me, my face is unrecognizable. But you can save the rest of the celebrities by defeating that monster tonight.

{(Woman slips away vanishing into the surrounding shadows)}

FG Ok Ellen, I won't let you down.

{(BLOOD WITCH ENTERS, COVERED IN A SUIT OF JANGLING KNIVES, HUMMING GIDDILY)}

BW Ha. You're mine. I will wear your face. Haha. Watch me do a little dance. As I enter the ring I will blind you with magic. Put your faceless head in a bag of hungry rats. Ha. Damn. I’m bored all the time.

FG Not so fast Blood Witch!

{(FORREST PUTS THE GLASSES ON. HE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING BUT KNIFE GLINTS)}

BW Ha. Ha again. I'm covered in knives. Obey lol

FG No way - I fought in 'Nam!

{(THE TWO SQUARE OFF IN THE CAGE. TIME STANDS STILL. BLOOD WITCH MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, THROWS A PUNCH, IT SOUNDS LIKE CLASSIC CELERY FOLEY. FORREST DEFLECTS, BENDS HER ARM BACK. SHE KICKS FREE. THEY LOCK, SCRAP FURRIOUSLY. FINALLY, BLOOD SMEARED EVERYWHERE, THE TWO LAY WAISTED AND PANTING. BOTH ARE EXHAUSTED IN A STALEMATE.)}

BW You know, that was kinda hot Forrest. Who makes those glasses?

FG They were a gift.

BW I’m going to let you go but... It'd be great to see you again sometime?

FG Oh. Um. Certainly, Blood. Can I call you -

BW Sure honey.

{(BLOOD WITCH turns her back on FORREST to open the cage. In that moment he rushes for a knife loosened from the suit, and slices into her exposed neck)}

BW Bitch! {(She disappears in a puff of bats, and Ellen's face falls on the ground with a soft thud)}

FG I have a feeling this isn’t the end.

{(FORREST WALKS BACK ON STAGE SO AS TO EXIT THROUGH THE ABANDONED THEATRE BACK BY WAY OF THE AUDIENCE ENTRANCE. HE PASSES BY A DOZING SECURITY GUARD, AND EXITS TO THE STREET. ON THE STREET HE WALKS TO THE END OF THE BLOCK WHERE HE ASKES A KITCHEN WORKER ON BREAK FOR A LOOSE CIGARETTE. HE SMOKES IT AND WALKS BENEATH A SERIES OF STREET LIGHTS. A MOTHER SHIELDS HER CHILDREN FROM HIM, AS HE NOW LOOKS HORRIFIC AND KINDA COOL, BUT DEFINITELY WET WITH BLOOD. EVENTUALLY HE FINDS A PARK BENCH TO SIT DOWN ON. HE STARES INTO THE MIDDLE DISTANCE.)}

Writer’s note: I created this script to be realized through animation in 2014 - hence the dated Beyoncé reference and the mention of meow meow which was something people were afraid of for about six months of that year. I exhumed this iconic portrait of struggle from my phone’s notes this Halloween for its paranoiac charm, and because I didn’t feel like leaving the house, or working on anything logical. In hindsight I realize casting Ellen Degeneris as a face stealing vampire who is also simultaneously trying to perform kindness upon celebrities that dabbled in shameful wars was quite prescient, as the Ellen who is with us now has befriended George Bush (who is a bit like Forrest Gump) and pretended to be Cardi B on the toxic positivity show. Which of my scathingly accurate predictions will short circuit the deep state next?

[crushimaginesandsuch]

#12-Dogfight Pt 1

For once, not inspired by a musical (though Dogfight the musical is a thing and it’s amazing but moving on). Also, first 2-part imagine yayaya.

Part 2, here

What was I doing? 

From across the courtyard I could hear their voices but not what they were saying to each other. C/N chuckled and rolled his eyes at something his friend had said. He wrapped his arms around his chest, pulling his jacket tighter to his body it seemed. He laughed and his gaze fell to the ground as he shook his head. But as he looked up, he turned his head just a little. His eyes met mine. 

I only held the contact long enough to see him frown. I turned away, cursing the hot blush covering my cheeks. 

Why was I so caught up on him? I’d barely talked to him--just a few times in rehearsal. He was a year above me in school and had it not been for my love for theatre and his love for an easy A, I doubt he’d even know I exist. 

Though I wasn’t completely sure he knew now. 

“Hey, Y/N, is it?”

I abandoned my intense focus on a nearby tree and found standing in front of me the cause of all my crush-turmoil and John--one of C/N’s friends. John was the one to ask my name, I knew. Call it creepy, but I could tell C/N’s voice apart. 

I nodded, clearing my throat. “Yeah, Y/N.” 

John smiled and his head tilted to the side. “What’s a pretty girl like you standing here alone for?” 

I could feel the way my eyes widened--probably resembling saucers. I shifted in my spot, trying to seem collected. “I don’t know what you mean,” I chuckled lightly. 

I couldn’t help but glance to C/N. He was staring at the ground, wearing an angry, intense frown. It took everything in me to not let my face settle into a matching frown. 

I don’t know what I expected. Him to be absolutely beaming to be around me? Almost shaking because he got the shot to talk to me? Jesus Christ, what was I thinking? 

“Oh come on!” John moved forward, wrapping a loose arm around my shoulders. I nearly shrugged it off but the action brought C/N’s gaze up. His stare was stuck on John, but at least it had moved from the ground. At this point, I had to count that as a win. “Isn’t she pretty, C/N?”

His eyes flicked to meet mine. His frown had deepened, though it seemed less angry, more sullen. “Yeah, sure.” C/N rolled his lips and turned back to John--who still had his arm around me. “We should go, John.” 

Ouch. At least the one hopeful part of me--the romantic, optimist who ignored logic--knew once and for all he couldn’t stand to be around me. 

“Yeah, yeah, one second.” 

John lifted his arm but turned me quickly around to face him. His hands settled just above my elbows and he gave me a small squeeze. “I know this is late notice, but a few of us are having a party Friday night.” He paused to bite his lip. “Would you want to be my date?”

I cursed myself for it, but I looked at C/N. His eyes had returned to the pavement and he’d stuffed his hands in his pockets. I didn’t dare try to read his face. I knew it would hurt ten times worse if I did. 

I turned back to John. Sure, he was cocky--a little disruptive in class. We had almost nothing in common, really.  But he was hot, interested, and not C/N. Exactly what I needed right now, I decided. 

“I’d like that.” I mimicked him and bit my lip. Oh god I hoped that didn’t look as awkward as it felt. 

John smiled, lifting his hands off my arms. “Perfect.” With a small smirk, he was off. C/N caught my eyes, but quickly rushed to follow his friend away. 

I’d made a mistake. I’d come to that conclusion while struggling over what to wear. Now, walking into the party on John’s arm, it was only confirmed by how everyone’s head turned to find me. Smiles that almost resembled smirks lifted at everyone’s lips. 

In a corner I noticed C/N, drinking from a red cup alone. Our eyes met shortly and he downed whatever was in the cup before turning away from me.

“You look hot.” John grinned as he spoke, his mouth much too close to my ear for comfort. 

“Thanks.” I pushed a smile to my face. My hands run down the front of my blue dress. I’d tried to dress it up with heels and a necklace, but nothing could change the fact my closet was deeply boring and never trendy. 

The night wore on and it seemed as time passed, the people around me got more antsy. I noticed a lot of the more “popular” girls weren’t around. There were no girlfriends or party girls. In fact, most of the female group were the simple, plain girls. So at least there were girls like me around. 

John had been talking to his group of friends—all but C/N, that was—and I’d settled in next to a girl I knew from a few classes when someone tapped me on the shoulder.

“Can I talk to you?” C/N asked. His breath was light, almost shaky.

I was tempted to say no. He’d made it very clear he wanted nothing to do with me. It was about time I’d moved on. But the nervous tone of his voice and the way his lips dropped into a frown made my decision.

I nodded slowly, more amazed by the brilliant sparkle of his eyes than I’d care to admit, and followed him outside.

There weren’t many people on the lawn, but the people who were were all over each other. Couples embracing and making out against trees, sitting on the grass, even a pair leaning against a car.

Standing there with C/N was uncomfortable to say the least.

The air held a light chill, and I pulled my thin jacket closer to my body. I couldn’t help but imagine what would happen if C/N noticed the cold and offered his own jacket to me. It’d smell like him, of course. Probably like the cologne he’s worn since freshman year—though he only learned just how much cologne was too much recently.

“You shouldn’t be here.”

C/N’s words snapped me out of my daydream. “What?” I must have misheard him.

“You need to leave.” C/N’s face was firm and almost cold but his eyes pleaded with me. “You don’t belong here.”

I couldn’t believe what he was saying. Of course, I’d put two-and-two together. He didn’t like me—never would and never could. But I had never imagined he would be this rude.

I cursed myself for the tears that seemed to boil up out of no where. I blinked quickly, hoping they might disappear. God, here I was crying because C/N was being a dick. Did I have any control? I pushed the shame aside and pulled myself up taller. “Why do you think that?” I was shocked at how strong I sounded when I felt so weak.

“Y/N, you shouldn’t be here. You need to leave. This party isn’t for someone like—“

“Someone like me?”

C/N opened his mouth, but quickly shut it after. I dropped my arms to my side, the nervous tick in me rubbing the fabric beneath my fingers. It was no consolation.

I felt defeat. Complete, utter defeat. Not because he didn’t like me. No. Because I couldn’t even be mad at him. As he stood there, his eyes soft but his body distant and cold, all I wanted to do was cry. I wasn’t strong enough to be angry or upset. I couldn’t yell at him or tell him how furious I was. Because I wasn’t—I was just broken.

And I hated it.

“C/N, you know what”—

“Y/N!” John held a near-empty bottle of some expensive drink as he stumbled outside. He was drunk, the way he was walking made it obvious. But something in his eyes betrayed the aloof, out-of-control mumbling. He had a plan, knew what he was doing. “Come here, gorgeous.”

Within a second I was whisked inside and John stood next to me, periodically taking a swig from the bottle in his hand. A large circle formed around the outskirts of the room, and John quickly jumped upon the coffee table.

Around me, guys gathered up their dates. Whispered jokes and light snickering passed across the crowd, and I quickly noticed the dynamics of the group.

All the girls looked confused. They smiled shyly but I could tell they were lost as to what was happening. But the boys all smirked, a risky glint in their eyes.

C/N was standing in the doorway—only visible to me through a small parting in the crowd. He’d dropped any front he’d held earlier and stared at me, looking as if he was in pain.

I frowned and ignored him.

“Well, how are you enjoying the party?” John asked, waving around him. An obnoxious chorus of whoops and hollers swallowed the room. “Yeah? Me too, me too.” He smiled, his eyes meeting mine shortly. He winked at me before turning away again. “Now, not everyone knows this, but this party has a theme...”

Hushed murmurs passed in the following silence. A girl named Hanna asked me if I knew what he was taking about. I shrugged, and she anxiously began to bite her fingernail.

“Anyone here know what a dog fight is?”

Indisputable, still silence fell over us. The guys’ smirks grew and the girls narrowed their eyes.

A dog fight... I’d heard the term once—in a tv show or movie or something. From the way John bit his lip, I doubted he was referencing dogs fighting...

Then what—

Oh my god.

“John, don’t.”

I looked up. C/N had marched up beside the coffee table, glaring up at John. His fists were balled tight against his side, and his shoulders tense.

“Don’t what, C/N?” John raised his hands, almost shrugging. “I was just explaining to these people what a dogfight is. And which darling lady here won.”

Anger boiled up inside of me. Next to me, Hanna again asked me if I knew what was going on. This time, I nodded.

“It’s a contest,” I told her. Loud enough that people around me listened in, until the whole group quieted. I looked around at the girls. “It’s a contest to see which guy can bring the ugliest girl.”

A few gasps and shattered hearts echoed across the room, but all I could focus on was C/N.

He frowned as he stared at me. Biting the inside of his cheek, he stepped forward, but I turned away, walking until I was out on the sidewalk.

He knew. C/N knew about the party—and he’d let it happen.

Okay, end of part one woohoo. I just want to say I’ve been really inactive lately (cough threeish weeks cough) but there was just a lot of shit going on. Nothing too big but with everything building up, ya know. But yeah, I’m back to writing and any and all requests are welcome. :)

[vitaminhwang]

pick one (bias tag)

thank you for tagging me @ggthydrangea!!! im pretty sure someone else tagged me like weeks ago but i never got to it until now im so sorryd fihsf

im tagging: @sunnyymnhyk @taeyongwrites @ahgajae @imeightout @chaeunwoo @starbins @antichani @smoljinhc

taehyung (bts)

hwi (sf9)

hyunjin (skz)

felix (skz)

donghyn (mxm)

hoshi (svt)

minhyuk (mx)

rowoon (sf9)

jaemin (nct)

ten (nct)

Between one and four, who would you rather kiss? 

[taehyung vs felix]

cough felix cough

Between two and seven, who would be your best friend? 

[hwi vs minhyuk]

minhyuk!!! im sorry hwi but minhyuk is so like out-going nd bubbly so it would be so fun omg yes pls :(( hwi is a bit quiet like me it would be nice but like!!! minhyuk would match me more!! catch us playing pokemon go at mcdonalds at 4 am

Between five and ten, who has the better voice?

[donghyun vs ten]

they both have such nice voices!!! but ima go with ten i love love love his voice so much its so calming and soft? i could listen to him sing all day... sm pls let him come out of the dungeon pls... to bless ur ears here’s a compilation of ten singing on vlive (no offense but i literally had dream in a dream and baby don’t stop on repeat for weeks)

Between one and eight, who is the funniest?

[taehyung vs rowoon]

uhhhhhh oh my god they’re both so funny??? we love comedy kings but im leaning more towards taehyung!! i remember so many moments where he’s made me cry from laughing djfidsf rowoon like plays off the situation more if that makes sense while tae just creates the situation?? fdfsfd

Between six and nine, who would you date? 

[hoshi vs jaemin]

ima go with jaemin!! im sorry plus hoshi is way older than me disfdsf jaemin is so so so sweet but so cringy ima slap him if i get the chance :(( he’d be so kind nd thoughtful i might start crying as i write this ://// not to mention how affectionate he is? its so cute nd endearing :((

Between nine and ten, who would you do a collaboration with?

[jaemin vs ten]

uUUhhHHH!!!!!! ima say ten!! i really really like ten’s dance style it would be so cool??? also as i said before i adore his voice so so much... look out for our collab in 2020

Between four and eight, who is the best dancer?

[felix vs rowoon]

they’re both such amazing dancers nd they’re constantly improving :((( but im leaning towards felix!!! he is apart of the dance line too!!! he’s so talented nd he’s always improving nd helping with choreo he’s so amazing yall 

Between three and five, who would you most likely marry?

[hyunjin vs donghyun]

bitch oh my god stop.... if yall didn’t know... donghyun is my ult ideal type of all idols im sweating ob my god im so sorry jinnie but it’s gotta be donghyun... his jokes nd everything just always get me nd he’s so kind hearted nd so fucking weird but he’s so so hardworking nd sweet/affectionate... he’s rlly soft nd cute ugh :( pls stan kim donghyun the universe doesn’t deserve an angel like him honestly he can never not make me smile :( his gestures always make me cry he’s so thoughtful :(( anw :((( stream my pace nd yayaya 

Between two and three, who has a better smile? 

[hwi vs hyunjin]

both hwi and jinnie have such beautiful smiles :(( they both have their own charms but ima go with hyunjinnie!!! im crying his smile could bring world peace :(( pls i rlly rlly adore his smile he’s so cute who gave him the right :(( 

Between six and eight, who would you vacation with? 

[hoshi vs rowoon]

ima go with hoshi!!! im sorry rowoon but he would literally walk 2 steps and stop to take pics of everything single thing fdifs i would lose my mind kfjdsf so i think i would be able to experience a lot more things on a trip with hoshi!!! plus who doesn’t love a literal vitamin 

[shapeshifting-arch-mage]

9/26/2018, Part 1

Last night we had taken the boat back here, weakly hobbled back to our room and climbed into bed. Our head was terribly sore from being slammed into the resort building by the explosion that Dust Sans made at the beach. Returning to our room, only to be greeted by the sight of "ばくばくばくばくばくばくばくばくばく" written on our walls from weeks ago, did not help matters. We did our best to disregard the colorful wall writings and go to sleep.

We dreamed about a man wearing a shirt I didn't like. I couldn't help but wince in revulsion at the sight of it. We wake up, feeling more rested than we did for the past two days, but our head still feels a bit tender from yesterday. We don't really want to stay in our room today, though, so we get out of bed and go out the door.

We ride a boat to Port Town since the Island's not open, and step off.

"so wat u wana do today, hooman Cookie?"

"i dunno, just get some fresh air, i guess."

Hopefully Sans hasn't chased us all the way here. The exploding Sans, that is. We don't need another skull explosion knocking us off our feet and into a building. Our head's still a tiny bit sore from yesterday.

We start to make our way down the boardwalk... but as soon as I see who's there, I turn us around and walk us right back the way we came, in the direction of the harbor. Nope, we are not ready to deal with him again just yet. Sorry, Temmie, but Baku's going to have to wait.

"Temmie, my head- uh, our head still isn't feeling 100% better after we hit it yesterday. I don't want to deal with Baku giving me another headache right now."

"wat u mean??"

"i mean i dont wanna talk to him rite now."

"wy not???"

"yu kno he makes me feel weird, right?"

"ya, but wy??"

"remember a cuple days ago, wen we found out he new my name?"

"o ya... dat was weird. u got realy scared wen he did that! wat was dat all about?"

"cuz he likes freakin me out. an i dont really feel like bein freaked out rite now."

"aw, ok, hoomin..."

We would like to explore Port Town, but I don't want to risk attracting Baku's attention by passing through the boardwalk. So for now, Temmie and I sit on a bench and watch the boats.

[Johan] In the distance a boat is inbound, distant but coming in fast. The distant whirring sound becoming louder and louder before slowing down. By the time it’s close enough to the dock for the driver to start trying to park it, one of the passengers becomes painfully obvious. A skeleton with a bright shirt and sunglasses. He seems to be carrying a jacket that also seems bright in color, possibly more-so than the shirt itself. When the boat parks he thanks the driver and hops off, looking around for a map or something.

[Rave Witch Temmie] Wait a minute- is that another Fresh-possessed?!

Temmie notices my concern and thinks, "watsa matter, hooman??"

"Well, uh... it's just that... that skeleton that just got off the boat kind of reminds me of... y'know..."

But before I can object, she waves to him and calls out, "h0I! im Temmie!1!"

[Johan] The skeleton flinches a bit before looking in their direction before looking behind him. Who are they talking to? He nervously goes back to what he’s doing, trying to find a map and trying to be invisible. Dang these clothes. He eventually realizes there’s a map near where the others are but... something about them... actually no it’s just that he doesn’t want to be noticed, along with the tem being really social with that call out. He hesitates to walk towards them and eventually just stands there awkwardly, trying to find another way.

[Rave Witch Temmie] "wats ur name?? imma Temmie!1! and i gota human SOUL!!1 im da strongest tem!! wat about yu??"

[Johan] Johan watches the tem for a moment before looking around again. It really is talking to him isn’t it? Johan can’t help but sigh to himself as he decides to just walk past, pretending he didn’t notice as he goes to read the map. He really needs to find new clothes.

[Rave Witch Temmie] "u like pretty colors to?? i like pretty colors!1! u like my hat? i got it from da hoomans SOUL!1!"

[Johan] For the most part, Johan continues to ignore them, believing that maybe they were just rambling nonsense. He leans towards the map before him, trying to find some sort of clothes store, muttering under his breath as if to remind himself what he’s trying to find. The moment the other mentions a human soul he stops. His expression becomes one of concern as he looks over. “...what?? Wait wait... what???” He soon becomes extremely shocked and confused seeming, as there are many things about that statement that’s really worrying to him. He goes to put his jacket back on, the fluff on the hood and various other collar-like parts becoming obvious. That jacket, despite the colors, may seem familiar to those familiar with a certain blaster taming universe. He probably just wants to hide his face at this point. The tem is scaring the poor kid.

[Rave Witch Temmie] "watsa matter? u dont like my hat? its so pretty!! i got it cuz of hooman!1 my hoomans a witch!!1 i gota nice hat and a magic wand!! i can use hoomins magic and tems magic1!! its da best!1! also human helps me talk bettr!1! rite, hooman??"

We glance to the side for a moment.

"...yea, i do. cuz we use first person pronouns."

We look back at Johan. "yayaya!1 i talk in first persons!1! isnt dat cool??!"

[Johan] Johan can’t help but shiver. Something about this interaction was... unsettling. He begins to walk off despite not finding directions yet, and seems to smack something against the map. When he lets go what’s left is a weird peep-like creature. It’s neon blue and appears to be a bit dazed from the sudden smack. It shakes it off before going to read the map now that Johan has walked off.

[Rave Witch Temmie] "ooo!! who are yu???"

[Johan’s parasite] The parasite looks up at the tem and tilts its head to see better before looking around. Johan is gone and getting lost, leaving the parasite here with the tem. It seems to think for a moment before letting out a really quiet squeak and continuing its mapping. He slowly slinks around on the map as to continue its search. A clothes store, right?

[Rave Witch Temmie] We get up from the bench and walk over to the map to get a closer look at it. That thing... oh no, it isn't what I think it is, is it? Temmie, we probably shouldn't- too late, we're already standing right in front of the blue thing, and staring at it.

[Johan’s parasite] The tiny peep with its beady black eyes continues scanning the map, not noticing the tem before realizing it suddenly got really dark. It turns around only to be startled, resulting in the stickiness wearing off momentarily and the parasite falling off. It wiggles for a moment before getting its grip on the world again, soon trying to find a way back up. Parasite does its job when it has a job to do. Mostly just retrieve something. This time it’s information and direction. Maybe it could get a bit of magic in the meantime? Probably not though.

[Rave Witch Temmie] "aww, its so cute!1" We reach out a paw to touch it...

"Temmie, i dont think we should touch dat..."

"but its so cute!1!!"

poke

[Johan’s parasite] The parasite doesn’t react to the poke, mostly just confusion as it looks up to the tem, beady black eyes pleading “why” to the other. With that poke alone they may be able to tell it’s very squishy. It continues trying to climb up, soon to find the map again. Pathfinding! Yay!

[Rave Witch Temmie] "hey, dont run away!1! i think yer cute!1!!"

"Temmie, it doesnt like us touchin it!1! lets just-"

We clasp the squishy blue parasite between our paws and try to pull it off the map. Temmie, I'm telling you, this is a very bad idea...

[Johan’s parasite] The parasite seems really confused as it starts to look around. It soon becomes obvious it’s scared as it begins to wiggle, trying to get upright again. It tries to look at the map from their new viewpoint but now all of the words are tiny. It freaks out more and soon tries to be free from their grasp, attempting to scurry up their arm if possible.

[Rave Witch Temmie] "ooo, its so wiggly!1!"

"eeeeuuuuugh, Temmie, it doesnt like- ACK!!"

The squirmy little thing just slithered out of our paws and onto our left arm!

"g-get it off, get it off!!"

As I am fairly certain I know exactly what this thing is (though, notably, I've never seen one that had eyes on the outside of its body before), I have no desire to let it cling onto us, lest it try to worm its way inside us...

I frantically shake our left arm up and down, trying to fling it off. If that doesn't work, I'm going to have to pull it off.

[Johan’s parasite] To their advantage, the parasite uses the shaking to give it a boost. It jumps off right when there’s the most momentum in the arm to fling it back into the map. It lands with a smack before going to find its place again. It crawls back to the “you are here” mark and begins inching around from there. Back to business!

[Rave Witch Temmie] Oh, thank god, we got it off. That was way too close. I can't risk letting one of those get inside us.

...Then again, if it really is a Fresh parasite, then even if it did manage to get inside us, it might not necessarily be able to take control of us, since we have two souls, one of which is far stronger than the other. It would have to subdue both of us in order to gain complete control over our body. Perhaps it may be able to overtake Temmie's soul, but if it did, that would only give it partial control- I'd still be able to resist it.

[Johan’s parasite] While the human is monologuing to itself the parasite continues trying to find the shop. It soon slinks over to the key to try and find some sort of indication or symbol of sorts. It finds something of the sort so it squished back up to the marker. It looks like it’s starting to get frustrated as it can’t find anything. It decides to figure out which way Johan went for now to have some sort of area to go off of. So for now it’s just looking around and trying to figure out how to read a map.

[Rave Witch Temmie] ...I don't want to stay here any longer while there's a Fresh parasite in the area. Yes, technically there was another Fresh parasite hanging around the boardwalk the last time we checked, but, y'know... this one's a free, hostless parasite. And I'd rather not stick around, just in case it decides that it would rather not pass up the opportunity to take us as a host.

...Not after what happened two years ago during the camping trip.

Not again... Not again...

We walk to the boardwalk.

[Johan’s parasite] After some time, now that there’s no distraction or anything, the parasite gives up. It looks like it has a headache. Soon it drops off the map and begins making its way to wherever Johan is. It takes some time but it will get there eventually.

[evils-corner]

Every even number on the list!

I misread that as every number on the list rip so I did them all

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?

Hmm…I think it’d probably be…anything vanilla honestly! Vanilla is just my favorite smell/one of my favorite flavors ;v;

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

Auli'i Cravalho! She just seems so fun and kind and just aaaa ;;v;;

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

Hmmm…….I’m…not sure…..probably….aaahhhhh probably Dwayne Johnson tbh he’s so funny and awesome I frickin love him

4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?

Well I don’t really plan to get married for a while so….maybe somewhere in my early 30s? 

5. Do you know a hoarder?

Yeah it’s me I hoard snacks and regret

6. Can you do a split?

s n o r t s I can’t even straighten my leg out all the way hon I’m the most UNFLEXIBLE motherfucker you’ll find

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

I think I was…8 or 9? It scared me so it took me a while to do it ;v; 

8. How many oceans have you swam in?

I haven’t even seen an ocean in person

9. How many countries have you been to?

Exactly One

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?

Ah..not anybody who is still alive, no. My grandpa was though! 

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

If I ever decide to have kids, I always wanted to have twins, a boy and a girl..the girl’s name I really wanted was Vanessa

12. What would you name your son if you had one?

The boy’s name I always wanted for the twins was Vincent ;v; 

13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test?

uhhhh 40 something? I missed two weeks of school because of strep throat and I had to take the test anyways because my doctor kept putting off sending a doctor’s note, so there was no ‘’proof’’ I was actually sick ;o;

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

Definitely Go Diego Go! I liked Dora but I liked him better, because he rescued animals all the time and had that little jaguar with him ;v;

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

When I was eight….I think I was a spider witch that year! Ironic since I’m very terrified of Spiders haha

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

I have read all of them…I didn’t enjoy Twilight, haha, I was pressured into reading it by my friends so :/ Not even mentioning how…bleh they were to begin with but that made it even worse..

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

Um. I guess American? Midwestern. Whatever accent I have now. People from the coasts/other countries have told me I have an accent, like a lilt in the way I talk so…? I mean I don’t hear it but….that’s probably because. I grew up around it. with it. lmao it’s whatever

18. Did your mother go to college?

Nah

19. Are your grandparents still married?

Uh on my mother’s side they are, but not on my dad’s side

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?

NO BUT I’VE WANTED TO

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?

How could I not he expresses my feelings better than I do

22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?

Joyland! It shut down unfortunately haha, and I was too young to really remember most of the rides…the only one I remember was the Haunted Shack, because I didn’t WANT to ride it I wanted bumper cars…the giant spider on the wall on that ride made me cry ;o;

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

If you had asked me a few months ago/a year ago I would’ve had a solid answer, but now…? Um…I don’t know ;v; I would say Spanish for convenience, and a lot of my favorite phrases/songs are in Spanish so..

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

It depends, most of the time I spell it Gray but if I’m doing something/writing something/reading something where it’s spelled grey I’ll spell it that way

25. Is your father bald?

No, but he’s starting to get a nice bald patch >:)

26. Do you know triplets?

yes I do! Taylor, Tony, and Troy are they’re names~

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?

um…..Titanic, I don’t….really like romance stuff….

28. Have you ever had Indian food?

I don’t think I have, no

29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?

hm…probably the Cheescake Factory, or Panara Bread

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

Yes and I’m in love with the breadsticks they’re so g o o d

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?

My dad does, he belongs to Costco but I don’t 

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?

Nicholas. I was named after Nikola Tesla so it was already decided to either be Nicholas or Nichole

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?

Nikki or Evil :o 

34. Who’s your favorite person in the world?

okay you can’t make me choose just one? like that’s unfair I have too many??

@datonegaimidnight @acrylicqueen @charmyjouta are some of my fave people weeps they’re awesome and always make my day better 

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

Suburbs. I mean, rural is nice because it’s quiet and you can see the stars I’m love the stars so much ple a s e but I don’t like to be so disconnnected, so far away from everything

36. Can you whistle?

no…I can kinda sorta not really if I suck air IN but..I can’t whistle normally/well rip

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?

yayaya I do, I have multiple. The one in the bathroom is really just so I don’t trip or anything, but the one in my room is for my paranoia ;v; 

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

Ah no, I rarely eat breakfast…mostly because eating too soon after waking up makes me feel sick all day haha, or I just don’t have time to

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?

I take vitamins but that’s about it? 

40. What medical conditions do you have?

Ah lemme see…I’ve got mild scoliosis, and there’s…something wrong with my left eye I don’t remember what it’s called/if there’s a name for it but the nerves grew wrong so sometimes I can’t see outta that eye…I think those are the only physical medical conditions I have? I’m not gonna touch mental illnesses since I don’t even know what’s going on up there tbh I’m just a hot mess up there 

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?

For myself, I’ve only been to the hospital….once I think, when I fractured my arm. I’ve been multiple times with family/to visit family ;v;

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?

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P SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY

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43. Where do you buy your jeans?

Wherever I can get them relatively cheap (Normally I go to Walmart or JCPennys or something)

44. What’s the last compliment you got?

Someone at work told me I have really pretty eyes ;v; 

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

I used to, but I barely remember my dreams anymore haha..I’m not even sure if I’m having dreams tbh

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?

ah the only kinda tea I’ve had and enjoyed was Earl Gray, so…that one >w

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?

Six pairs…I don’t really. Like having lots of shoes haha I just have a pair for any situation (Tennis shoes, work shoes, dress shoes, snow boots, and two pairs of slippers)

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?

I don’t think I’ll raise them with a religion tbh since I don’t practice any specifically :u if they want to go to church/want to try something I’ll certainly let them, but I’m not gonna force anything on them

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?

I was 8 and I cried

50. Why do you have a tumblr?

This started out as an ask blog for some rp characters I had, my Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Team Dark Aura. Though eventually I just liked Tumblr as a way to escape/post and look at funny pics/posts/etc so I turned it into my personal blog and stayed :U

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It Was A Sunday Morning And Sonakshi Was Running Here And There Behind Two Naughty Kids Inside The Devakshi Villa "Devansh!" "Suhana!" She Shouted On Top Of Her Lungs"Finish Your Breakfast Fast,Or Else I Won't Allow Both Of You To Watch TV,Or Play Video Games For Whole One Week!Understood?"Sonakshi Threatened Her 5 Year Old Twins Who Were Not Having Their Breakfast"No!We Will Not Eat."They Said In Unison"Dev!Just Look At Them,They Never Listen To Me. It's All Your Fault. You Have Completely Spoiled Them !"Sonakshi Complained To Her Husband,Tired Of Screaming On Their Children.Dev Who Was Engrossed In Reading The Newspaper First Looked Up At His Wife's Frustrated And Angry Face And Then At His Children's Gloomy Faces"What Is My Fault In All This?They Are Stubborn Just Like You."He Said And Shrugged His Shoulders"What Did You Say???I Am Stubborn?"Sonakshi Asked In A Shocked ToneDev Sighed And Folded The Newspaper And Kept It On The Dining Table"Hey My Little Chipmunks What Happened?Why Are My Babies Sad?"Dev Asked In A Sweet Voice "Daddy, Last Week Mommy Promised Us That We All Will Go On A Picnic Today But Now She Is Denying. Devansh Said And Both He And Suhana Pulled Out A Perfect Pout"Sonakshi?What's This You Never Told Me About This. If You Have Promised Them That We Will Go On A Picnic Then We Will Go Why Are You Saying No To The Kids Now?"Dev Asked"Dev Last Week I Didn't Know About Your Australia Tour Na! Your Flight Is Tomorrow And If We Will Go For A Picnic Today Then You Will Become Tired And It Will Be Not Good For Your Health."Sonakshi Explained"So What?For Me,Your And My Kid's Happiness Is Most Important.I Can't See Them Like This."Dev Said"So My Chipmunks Get Ready We Are Going On A Picnic!"Dev Said In An Excited Voice And The Kids Jumped On Him With Happiness And Showered Him With KissesSonakshi Smiled Looking At Her FamilyShe Felt Like The Luckiest Girl On Earth To Be Blessed With A Loving And Caring Husband Like Dev And These Two Beautiful Babies. "Yayaya!Daddy Is The Best."The Children Ran Into Their Room To Get Ready Screaming And Squealing In Joy"So,Mrs Sonakshi Dev Dixit Now It's Your Turn To Kiss Me." Dev Said With A Naughty Smirk When He Was Assured that both of them were Alone."Shameless!"She Said Blushing"What?I Am Taking You All For A Picnic Doesn't I Deserve A Thank You Kiss?"Dev Said Leaning Forward And Sonakshi Did The Same And Now Their Lips Were Only An Inch Apart When She Backed Off And Kissed Him On His Right Cheek And Then Quickly Ran Inside The Kitchen To Prepare Some Food For Their Picnic.Dev Smiled At His Wife's Antics And Went Into The Kid's RoomHe Entered The Room To Find Both The Kids Fighting Over A ToyHe Shook His Head In Amusement And Cleared His Throat To Make An Announcement"Ok Babies Listen To Daddy Very Carefully"Their Eyes Became Big And They Stopped Fighting In The Midway,And Now Both Were Curious To Know What Announcement Their Daddy Was Going To Make"Yesh Dad What Happened?"They Both Asked "It's Something Very Important Babies."He Said In A Serious Tone"Come Here!"He Bent And Told His Kids To Come Close,and The Kids Brought Their Ears Close To Their Daddy's Lips To Hear What He Was Going To SayHe Said Something In Their Ears With A Mischievous Smile And The Kids Giggled After Listening To Their Father's Instructions So Is It Clear My Dear Chipmunks?Dev AskedAye Aye Captain!The Children Said In UnisonDev Smiled And Kissed Both His Bundles Of JoyAfter Dev's Session Of Exclusive Instructions Was Finished,He Asked The Kids To Finish Their Packing And Went Outside The RoomIn The Kitchen sonakshi Was Preparing Sandwiches, Burgers And Tasty French Fries For The Kids And Special Bengali Payesh(Kheer) Specially For DevHe Loves The Kheer She Makes.She Was Smiling Thinking About The First Time When She Prepared Payesh For Him.She Was Hell Nervous Whether He Would Like It Or Not.Her Memory Went Back To That Day"Dev,Aaj Na Maine Aapke Liye Apne Haatho Se Payesh Banaya Hai.Ye Meri Ma Ki Khud Ki Recipie Hai.Taste Karke Bataiye Na Kaisa Bana Hai."Sonakshi Said Fidgeting With Her Dupatta With Nervousness Written All Over Her Face"Hmmm!Tumne Banaya Hai?Tab To Ruko Mai Apna Health Insurance Ka Status Check Kar Leta Hun."He Joked Earning A Punch On His Arms From Sona.He Took A Spoonful Of Payesh In His Mouth And Started Chewing It And Sona Could See His Facial Expressions Changing As If He Is Going To ChokeShe Was Anxiously Waiting For His Reply.After Finishing The First Morsel Dev Looked Towards Her And Said "Sona,Ye Kya Banaya Hai Tumne?Na To Chawal Theek Se Paka Hai Aur Na Hi Ye Meetha Hai.Tum Please Cook Na Hi Kiya Karo!"And After Hearing This Tears Started Brimming In Her Eyes And She Said "I Am Sorry Dev,Mai Bhi Na Paagal Hun Mujhe Pehle Hi Samajh Jaana Chahiye Tha Ki Cooking Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai" With This She Started To Take Away The Bowl To Throw It In The DustbinSuddenly Dev Started Laughing Loudly And She Gave Him A Puzzled Look.He Came Near Her And Wiped Her Tears And Took Her Hands In His And Said "Socho Agar Mai Waisa Wala Husband Hota To?"She Wanted To Bang His Head Somewhere That Day But Then Ended Up Kissing Him When He Genuinely Appreciated Her Cooking And Told Her That He Loved The PayeshShe Came Out Of Her Thoughts When She Felt A Tug On Her Dupatta.She Turned Around Only To Be Welcomed With The Cutest Sight Of Her Life, Both Devansh And Suhana Were Holding One-one Corner Of Her Dupatta With A Cute Pout On Their FacesShe Knew Exactly What They Were Here For"No One Loves Me!They Only Love Their Dad."She Said Faking To Be Sad "Anyways Mom Is Always The Bad One Na That's Why She Is Cooking The Items Which Devansh And Suhana Doesn't Like" She Said Stifling Her SmileThe Kid's Eyes Grew Wide"Mom You Are The Besht Mom Of This World! Isn't It Suhana?"Devansh Quickly Said In Order Please His Mom"Yesh Mom." She Noded Her Head!"And You Are The Besht Cook Alsho.You Make So Yummy Sandwiches And Burgers."Suhana Said In A Very Sincere Manner"We Love You Sooo Much!!"They Both Said"Really?And How Much?"Sonakshi Asked Trying Hard Not To Smile"Thi...S Much!"They Both Spread Their Hands Wide And Joined Them Showing How Much They Love Their MomSonakshi Was Smiling Wide Now "How Adorable You Two Are!" She Said In AweBoth Devansh And Suhana's Lips Broke Into Wide Smiles Showing Their Teeth"Come Here!" Sonakshi Picked Both Of Them One By One And Made Them Sit On The Kitchen CountertopThey Both Were Surprised To See All Their Favourite Food Items In Plates Sonakshi Gave Them A Smirk And Both Of Them Showerd Her With Kisses And Then They Ran Of To Pack Their ToysSonakshi Was Getting Ready In Their BedroomShe Was Wearing Jeans And A Silk KurtiShe Was Applying Lipstick When Dev Came And Hugged Her From Back"Wow Kya Baat Hai! My Wify Is Looking Very Beautiful."He Said In A Husky VoiceSonakshi Blushed Her Cheeks Were Adorned With A Light Shade Of RedThank You My Dear Hubby." She Said Turing Towards Him And Wrapped Her Arms Around His Shoulder He Bent Forward And Claimed Her Lips In A Long And Passionate Kiss"I Don't Want To Get Late For The Picnic!" She Winked And Ran Outside The Room As Soon As They Broke Apart Before Dev Could Proceed FurtherDev Smiled And Followed Her.In The Drawing room They Saw That Devansh And Suhana Were Trying To Lift The Picnic Basket With Their Little Hands.They Were In Awe But Sonakshi Quickly Went And Took The Basket In Her Hands"My Cutie Pies Thank You So Much For Your Help Dear But Its Very Heavy You Both Won't Be Able To Lift It." She Said And Dropped Kisses On Their HeadsDev Went Towards The Main Door And Shouted "Common My Three Musketeers Lets Get Going Or Else We Will Get Late!""Aye Aye Captain." Sonakshi And The Kids Said In Unison And Followed Dev Towards The Car, Dev And The Kids Kept The Baskets In The Car While Sona Locked The House.Then They Drove Off For Their Picnic With Happiness On Their Faces Dev Was Driving The Car And The Kids Were Sitting On The Back Seat Playing With Each OtherWhile Sonakshi Was Sitting Beside Dev And She Was Getting Very Bored."Dev I Am Getting Bored!" Sonakshi Said &Pouted"What Can I Do About It My Love??"Dev Asked"Umm How About If We Play Antakshari?" Sonakshi Suggested"Nooo!!"The Kids Shouted Suddenly Who Were Earlier Engrossed In PlayingSonakshi Was Taken Aback At Their Sudden Scream"Woahh What Was That?"Sonakshi Asked In A Surprised Tone"Nothing Shona, Its Just That The Kids Have Decided That We Will Play Antakshari On The Picnic Spot Only. Isnt It Babies??" Dev Said And Turned Towards The Kids And Winked At Them"Ye..Yesh Mom!!Exactly,It Will Be Fun. Isn't It Daddy?"The Kids Said"Yesh!! And I Will Be Able To Dance There Alsho" Suhana Said In Holding The Frills Of Her Frock"Ok,Baba As You All Say." Sonakshi Said Sadly And Reclined Her Head Comfortably To Have A Nap."Sonakshi?Sonakshi?Wake Up Sleepyhead. We Have Reached On The Picnic Spot." Dev Tried Waking Up His Wife From Her Beauty Sleep"Umm,Hum Pahuch Gaye Kya?" Sonakshi Said Rubbing Her Eyes"Yes My Love,Aur Dekho Baccho Ne To Poora Setup Bhi Laga Liya." He Said Pointing Towards The Kids Who Were Almost Done With Arranging The Things At The Perfect Spot Which Their Father Had Selected.Sonakshi Stepped Out Of The Car And Was Awestruck To See The Beautiful Scenery Before Her Eyes.The Sight Of Lush Green Grass In Front A Beautiful Lake,Which Was Shining Like A Diamond Due To The Sun Rays Falling On It Was Something To Behold For A Lifetime."Oh My God Dev,This Is So Beautiful!!" She Complimented Her Husband's Choice And Hugged Him"Do You Like It?"Dev Inquired"I Love It."She Replied With A Huge Smile"Mamma!Papa?Aap Dono Waha Kyu Khade Ho?Come Let's Play"Devansh And Suhana Held Sona And Dev's Hand Respectively And Dragged Them To Play With Them.Soon They Were Playing Hide And Seek TogetherThen After Sometime They Got Hungry And Jumped On The Tasty Food Items Which Sonakshi Had Prepared.After Satisfying Their Hungry Stomach They Were Thinking What To Do Next."Hey Guys!Let's Play Antakshari Now." Sonakshi Said Happily After Thinking Sometime.The Father And The Kids Trio Looked At Each Other's Face Knowing That This Time Sona Wouldn't Let It Go So They Had To Agree."Hey Sona Look There!"Dev Said Pointing His Finger In AirSona Turned To Look At That Direction But Found Nothing She Turned Back And Gave Him A 'are You Mad Look'"Oh No You Missed It, That Was A Very Beautiful Bird."Said Dev Sensing Her Trail Of Thoughts"Leave It."She SaidLet's Start With The Game Guys" With This She Started The Famous "Baithe-baithe Kya Kare Karna Hai Kuch Kaam Shuru Karo Antakshari Lekar Prabhu Ka Naam."Sona Recited The Lines And It Was Her Turn To Sing First.She Started Singing And Her Three Audiences Were Swaying Their Heads With Closed Eyes As If They Were Drowned In The Melody Of Her Singing.Suddenly Something Striked Her. She Stopped Singing But They Didn't Stop Swaying Their Heads.This Made Her Suspicious, She Stood Up And Tip Toed Towards Dev And Patted His ShoulderHe Opened His Eyes And Looked Up To See Her Giving A 'what's Going On Here?' Look"Woh We... Actually..."He Fumbled And Elbowed Devansh Who Was Sitting Beside Him Who In Turn Patted Suhana's Shoulder Asking Her To Open Her EyesNow All Three Of Them Were Looking At Sonakshi With A Horrified Face.Sonakshi Bent Down And Removed The Ear Plugs From Their Ears One By One And Threw Them Away.They Were Still Scared Of Sonakshi's Reaction,But Then Sonakshi Started Laughing Whole HeartedlyHearing Her Laughing The Three Of Them Sighed In Relief"Mamma?Aap Humpe Gussa Nahi Ho?"Meri Koi Fault Nahi Hai Mamma. Wo To Daddy Ne Hume Special Warning Di Thi Aapki Singing Ke Baare Me Aur Earplugs Bhi Lene Ko Bola."Devansh Blurted The Truth CutelyShe Picked Him Up In Her Lap And Kissed Him "No My Dear!Mumma Aap Logo Se Gussa Nahi Hai. Mumma Ko Pata Hai That Mamma Is A Bad Singer But You Know Na Jab Aap Log Aisi Cute Antics Karte Ho To Mumma Ko Kitni Happiness Milti Hai,That's Why Mumma Ne Jaan Bhooj Kar Ye Sab Kiya."She ConfessedAnd All Of Them Burst Out Laughing"Oh! To Meri Ma Se Unka Beta Cheen Kar Yaha Khushiya Mana Rahi Ho Tum!" Came A Rude CommentThey Looked Up To Find Neha Standing There With Her Second Husband Rohit"Neha Tum?"Dev And Sona Said In A Shocked Tone"Han Bhai Main. Kyu Khushi Nahi Hui Apni Behen Ko Dekhkar? Aur Hogi Bhi Kyu Biwi Ke Ghulam Jo Ban Gaye Ho Aap." Neha Taunted Looking At Sonskshi"Neha!!!" Dev Shouted"Apna Muh Band Rakh. Meri Biwi Se Aise Baat Karne Ka Koi Haq Nahi Banta Tujhe. Us Ghar Se,Ma Se Alag Hone Ka Faisla Mera Tha Kisi Ne Bhi Mujhe Force Nahi Kiya. Aur Rahi Baat Ma Ki To Mai Abhi Bhi Apne Bete Hone Ka Farz Bhoola Nahi Hun. Uski Har Zaroorat Ko Poora Karna,Uski Sehat Ka Khyaal Rakhna,Usse Milna Ye Sab Aaj Bhi Karta Hun Mai.""Aaj Mai Agar Alag Hun To Sirf Uski Apni Insecurity Ki Wajah Se,Usne Kabhi Sona Ko Samjha Hi Nahi,Use Apnaya Hi Nahi. Uske Pota Poti Bhi Usse Har Hafte Milte Hai Maine Usse Uska Koi Haq Nahi Cheena. Aur Main Bhi Usse Yahi Ummeed Karta Tha Ki Wo Mujhse Meri Khushi Meri Sona Ko Mujhse Alag Na Kare. Jo Hona Tha Wo Ho Gaya Ab Hum Sab Apni Chhoti Si Duniya Me Bahut Khush Hai. Isse Pehle Ki Mai Kuch Aisa Waisa Bol Dun Aur Tujhe Bura Lag Jaye Tu Chali Ja Yaha Se" Dev Vented Out His FrustrationAfter Hearing This Neha Was Going To Retort But His Husband Took Her Away From There Understanding The Seriousness Of The SituationHe Turned Back Only To Find Sonakshi In Tears. His Heart Broke. He Can't See Her PainHe Gently Held Her Hands And Made Her Look Into His Eyes And Gave A Slight Nod Gesturing Her To Speak"Dev Aap Jaante Hai Na Maine Kabhi Bhi Aapko Ma Se Alag Nahi Karna Chaha. Mai Waise Ladki Nahi Hun Dev,Mai To Sabke Saath Miljulkar Rehna Chahti Thi But..."Shh...Chup Ho Jao Sona." Dev Said Before She Could Complete Her Sentence"Jo Kuch Bhi Hua Usme Tumhari Koi Galti Nahi Hai,Samjhi Tum?"Apne Aap Ko Doshi Samajhna Band Kar Do.""Us Din Agar Ma Ne Wo Prenup Ke Papers Mujhe Na Diye Hote To Mai Kabhi Unke Andar Tumhare Liye Jo Nafrat Hai Use Kabhi Samajh Hi Nahi Paata""Us Din Unhone Mujhe Unke Aur Tumhare Beech Me Kisi Ek Ko Chose Karne Ko Bola. Tabhi Mai Samajh Gaya Ki Hum Teeno Ek Chhat Ke Neeche Kabhi Bhi Ek Saath Nahi Reh Sakte."He Wiped Her Tears And Said "I Am Glad That I Chose You. Look We Are A Complete Family Now."He Spread His Arms And Both The Kids Ran And Hugged Him And Their MomDev Said "Our Family Is Perfect!" "Just Perfect"Added Devansh And Suhana Happily.Sonakshi Smiled And Thanked God For Blessing Her With Such Loving People In Her Life And Prayed To Keep Any Evil Eye Far Away From Her Family.                        The End Writer: DevakshiLover

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