#i got TONS of compliments on my costume

[killerchickadee]

Yesterday

Today

@eightertrek "likes to take candids" and I usually look fucking awful in them, but this is a fucking amazing picture

I'm cute

The end

[sonofarathorns]

i saw lotr: a musical tale last night and i’m never EVER going to shut up about it.

i’m having a hard time putting my feelings into words, but i will try.

when i tell you i have wanted to see this musical since i was 11…i mean it. i’m 27 now. i listen to it so often, my 5 year old knows all the words. (she wanted to go really bad, but i said no, because she’s 5.)

i got to play a ring toss game with frodo baggins and will never ever EVER shut up about it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

we had the best seats in the house because the actors use the walkways RIGHT in front of my row!

i got a poster, and i got pictures with almost everyone and got my playbill signed by nearly everyone. tons of people complimented my costume.

there were lotr themed drinks and i tried all of them!

and then…the icing on the cake: afterwards we went to a tavern beside my hotel (it was giving green dragon vibes), and some of the cast were there, and we talked to them and drank with them for hours 😩🥰😭🙈

the musical itself was incredible, excellent, 100/10. i could go on and on forever about the talent. i laughed, i almost cried, but i didn’t because i was too excited, but i was very moved. i was smiling like an idiot the whole time. this is a new core memory for me. ❤️

if anyone has any questions about the musical or my experience please come talk to me because it’s all i’ll be thinking about for…a while 😅

[royallyprincesslilly]

Title: Trick Or Treat {Headcannon}

Lewis Hamilton x Reader

Words: 1.6k

Warning: Fun & Games, Implied Smut

Note: Happy Halloween, guys!

***NOT Edited/Proofread***

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Imagine it's Halloween and you and you are going to a Halloween party thrown with some friends that has been thrown by friends of friends. Sorta like a 6° of separation thing where you didn't know you ran in close circles to famous and semi famous people.

You've decided to go as Lewis Hamilton and have even committed so far as to wear a Mercedes race suit, the helmet you bought off eBay from a mega Lewis fan AND strategically position that very familiar bulge down to accurate girth 😏.

Your costume was supposed to be sort of a joke and your best friends were also going as other celebs either in F1 or sports.

You didn't think anything of it and even got tons of compliments for how accurate your costume was. You committed deep and had even gotten your hair braided like his but opted out of the faux facial hair. You thought that was too creepy.

"Girl, I feel like I should just sling you this ass cause you might just be as close to 44 as I will get," your friend Zoë said beginning a twerk.

Everyone busted out laughing while you did the ultimate fuckboi move. Rubbing your hands together like you saw a meal you bout to tear up you licked your lips in the most exaggerated way and nodded your head. Stevie J would be proud.

Once y'all get to the party it quickly becomes clear that you have existed in this 6° of separation world as plenty of semi famous people passed you by.

You and your friends make a vow to make tonight the best night and proceed to drink as much as you can on someone else's dim and see whose son you can go home with.

A few hours into the party you are pretty can't tipsy but not blackout drunk and have been entered into the best costume competition. When you get on the stage with the others, they go down the line asking what you are and to give your best impersonation of what you are dressed as.

It is a hilarious time as each one goes. You watch on as a girl dressed as Marylin Monroe steps forward kisses her hand and blows the kiss before full on lifting her dress in an effort to imitate the steam blowing up Marylin's dress moment. Applause fills the space.

You then watch a pretty dope looking Scorpion step forward and deliver the classic line, "Get over here" before unexpectedly throwing a ninja dagger across the room into the wall.

Your eyes bugged while everyone stood in silence probably trying to figure out just what had happened. When they did, they cheered loudly.

Next it was a girl dressed as Ariel or Ariel if she were in fact over 23 rather than a teenager. For a tail she had on sparkly fishnet stockings and underneath a purple sparkly thong. Her seashell bra was on point but also completely see through and every part of exposed flesh was decorated with pink or purple foil tinsel. You couldn't hate on it or her.

She stepped forward and let lose the Ariel vocal harmonics from when she gave the sea witch her voice. That you could hate on. Everyone coveted their ears and shook their head.

Then you watched someone dressed like Meg the Stallion from the WAP video and when she dropped down to the floor and tweaked on it you hyped her the hell up as did everyone in the club.

Finally, it was down to you and once you stepped forward there was laughter, but most was deafening cheers. With the helmet on it brought it all together and for a second everyone began whispering if you were really him.

When it came time to impersonate him you took the microphone and decided to play it safe. In prime and proper British accent, you spoke.

"You can knock me down, but I get up twice as strong. Yhu know what I mean. I don't aspire to be like other drivers. I aspire to be unique in my own way. I feel like people are expecting me to fail, yeh, therefore I except myself to win. Just like my tat on my back, still I rise."

No one spoke, moved or made a sound for several seconds. You began to think you had fucked it up but then everyone erupted with cheers.

It was a quick deliberation and after it, you were crowned winner. You couldn't believe you pulled it off especially with the shit you said which you clearly pulled out your ass. When you met your friends again you were 500.00 richer.

From then you partied like the end of the world was tomorrow. After a quick trip to the bathroom as you passed down the narrow corridor you felt someone push you against a wall.

"Trick or treat?"

"Uh, what?"

"Clever costume."

Biting your bottom lip, you looked up but thanks to the helmet you couldn't really make out who it was.

"Uh, thanks." You made a move to walk around them but found yourself rooted to the spot.

"I particularly like the um--package down there."

You snorted, your tipsy ass not reading the room one bit.

"Thanks. I mean we don't know if it is accurate or exaggerated by socks, but a girl can dream. Right?"

"So, you dream about it?"

"Be for real I am sure a lot of women have fantasized about peeling back that race suit and taking what's inside as their trophy on their own podium. If you know what I mean."

"Does that include you?"

You were not an idiot you knew who was in front of you was a man and as his scent permeated the air around you, you felt yourself growing bolder though you wondered which guy would get turned on hearing a woman talk like this about a celebrity crush.

"You know what? Sure. Given the chance I would absolutely have my way with him and vice versa."

The next thing you knew your helmet was pulled off bringing you face to face with the absolute last person you expected. Your brain stuttered as did your mouth leaving you speechless.

The man in front of you--Lewis Hamilton himself looked amused as hell.

"What if I said this is your chance?"

"Excuse me?"

He leaned in then, going to your ear. "I'm gonna head out in about an hour, if you decide to take your chance find the guy who looks like a giant teddy bear and tell him "treat."

You couldn't believe you ears, and you didn't trust your words.

He scoffed then spoke again. "I'll ask again. Trick or treat. You decide."

With that he walked off as quickly as he'd cornered you. Holy shit you thought trying to wrap your head around all that had just happened. You needed to sound off with your friends, but you didn't think this was something you should tell anyone. So, for the next hour you continued to enjoy the party.

Every inch of the club you went you felt eyes on you and no matter how hard you tried you couldn't find him again. What are the odds, you asked yourself. You were not opposed to one-night stands. Matter of fact you were absolutely pro one night stands especially with celebrity crushes. You only lived once, right.

By the time the hour was up you'd made your decision. Bidding your friends goodbye, you slid through the crowd looking for someone who looked like a giant teddy bear. The word was as the tip of your tongue. When you finally found him, you spoke them like a witch's incantation.

"Treat."

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[muppetears-stuff]

do you have any headcanons about Warren or other characters you like ?

Yes. Yes, I do. Thank you for asking!! ^^ more under the cut cause this gonna be long- :3

so, headcanons vvv

Bisexual. But that's just fanon-

I have a whole bunch of headcanons for double exposure Warren/design concepts that I have only thought of yet😔😔 but I will tell!!!

I love the idea of him having long hair, longer hair than original game Warren. He has it in a low ponytail, or I might just keep it down.

He's a lot more confident in his style and personality than teenage him, so I like to think he still sports the undershirts but wears jackets a lot more now, too. Lanyard covered in pins, and his student ID/regular ID, taking that from his original concept design for the first game because a lanyard feels SO Warren to me,,,,

Breaking away from double exposure thoughts. It's canon that he's friends with most girls at Blackwell. I like to think he's invited to sleepovers and hangouts sometimes, even if he's awkward around them, but he's one of the nicest guys at Blackwell. The girls are taking advantage of that.

I love the thought of nervous characters biting their nails (like me. And Warren is me /hj), and so he paints them/let's the girls paint them, it's to keep him from biting his nails off. If they're pretty or have something on them, he's not gonna wanna bite :]

Listens to bloodhound gang and Weezer. Specifically, "I wish I was queer so I could get chicks." By bloodhound gang and "I just threw out the love of my dreams." By Weezer. And weird al,,,,

He would've had such a wonderful dynamic between Chloe and Max, and I love to think that some rebel/mischievous part of him admired Chloe. He would drop everything to help Max and one of her friends if they needed help, as shown in the game. So he would've definitely helped with the mystery behind Rachel.

The type of guy to take one compliment from someone and think about it for the rest of his life. keeps him up at night type thing. /pos

Flocked to Max and thought he liked her, but it was just because she was the first person who made him feel seen and appreciated and made him feel like a person. He says it in the game, and it makes me cry, so it's not really a headcanon, but the first part is-

Gifted kid shame and burn out. Cries over getting a low grade or score and can not physically function for a week. I would love the idea of in game, him hanging around Chloe and Max, where some of his dialogue is him talking about how he should be back at Blackwell studying but finding what happened to Rachel is more important than an English paper.

If he does something cool as hell, he's gonna recognize it's cool as hell and gets giddy when someone else recognizes that it was cool. (the craving for validation, I get it.)

Mom friend, I have decided. Warren is not opposed to a little tomfoolery, maybe a bit of property damage, but if anyone got hurt while doing so, he's there with a bandaid and disinfectant immediately.

Presented Max with the idea of matching costumes for Halloween, Paulie Bleeker and Juno Macguff from Juno 2007, but she declined ,:3 (they are literally them!!!)

He's overly dramatic about things and will pull out the puppy dog eyes to get what he wants (which isn't a alot, he's a simple man.)

Bag, lanyard, jacket. COVERED in pins and patches of his interests/bands he likes

Has bumper stickers of movie references

Named his car. Her name is Lauren.

Mom knits things for him like sweaters, beanies, and mittens, and it's always a lovely gift during December<33 complete momma's boy.

Has vocal stims of random references that make him giggle way too much, repeats them for no reason. Picks at his cuticles or underneath his fingernails or messes with his undershirt sleeves. Constantly wiping his hands on his jeans. Big hand talker too :3

Wears a ton of wrist bands/bracelets and definitely ends up wearing concert wrist bands they give to you at the door for longer than needed because he forgets to take them off-

Is creatively stunted and can't visualize things properly. He wishes he had the creative brain that Max does so he can maybe see the world outside of facts and pre-established knowledge. Has a hard time writing because of it.

And that's it :DD I could probably do a part 2 with other characters,,,of course, if that is desired💖💖 thank you for asking!!

[duha54]

You got Satori Tendou !

Match up for Miauchu !

• Congrats your perfect match is Tendou Satori !

• He's used to people with a rbf *cough Ushijima ;(づ￣ 3￣)づ

• So he could easily see what was behind the surface

• Was the one to approach you .

• You became bestie .

• He was the one to approach you but not the one to confess . And this due to all the bullying he was victim of during his childhood .

• Guess who confessed ? Ushi !

• He just blatantly came up to you and stated :" Satori have what's • called a crush on you ."

• And he goes back to whatever he was doing .

• The face Satori made when you reciprocated your feelings was priceless .

• His typical ･ﾟ✧drama queen･ﾟ✧ behavior . But even more exaggerated .

• His favorite thing is when you cuddle while petting his head .

• Would go shopping with you .And for one specific reason :trying out crazy outfits and doing photos hooting .

• At first, the employees were annoyed however, the sight of a lovey-dovey boyfriend taking willingly tons of pictures of his significant other ... It was just so cute ! How could they even think of interrupting a moment like this ?

• Had definitely begged you to put on a cat costume (=^ェ^=)

• Would hype you up for any crazy sh*t you're about to get into .

• Sometimes when you both just wanna chill ,you'll hang out in his room both reading the latest shonenjump .

• He'll then sneak onto your lap pretending that the pillow wasn't comfy enough .

• He also does that whenever he's craving attention .

• You're the only one to who he talked about his insecurities and all of the bullying he has been the victim of during his childhood .

• "Wait ... You haven't talked to Wakatoshi about this ?! -It was for the better ... -You bottling up your feelings isn't "for the better " . -If I've told him that, he'll glare at everyone until graduation . Plus it's me his pillar ! He needs support if he's gonna be a superstar .

-And you ? -I'll live my modest best life ~ -Alongside your pillar ? - A pillar ? -I'm talking about me dummie ! -You sure ? You won't get annoyed and leave ? -Of course not ! How could you even think that !? -Promise ? -Promise . "

• And you spend the rest of the night in each other arms o(*￣︶￣*)o

• I imagine him having insomnia, and due to that late night calls would be an oftentimes occurrence.

• Loves movie nights. Especially if you fall asleep during it ( you're just so cute ! )

• For valentines, he wants to make a chocolate cake with you . He thinks it's more romantic .

• Compliments you all the time but gets flustered the moment you compliment him back .

• Your n°1 cheerleader in whatever you'll do throughout your life .

• He also makes sure to reassure you as much as possible ,hence he fairly knows that you won't voice your concern out loud .

It was a bit shorter than usual however I hope you'll still enjoy it o(*￣︶￣*)o

[animerunner]

My MomoCon Highlights:

- Dana. Complimented. Me. On. My. Eda. Dress

Not the first compliment of the con. I had purposely tucked away the dress until Sunday for the Owl House panel day and when I was going to get the group photo. So it wasn't what I wore the preceeding days.

I got several about my CHB shirt on Saturday (the day before). Along with a couple of conversations about my Friday outfit including with Cissy herself.

But Dana’s compliment on Sunday during the group photo was what completely sent me into a short circuit.

If you know my history and love for Eda as a character then this isn’t a surprise that I totally short circuited after.

I honest to god don't know if she remembered the conversation or me showing her the photo of me in the same dress at the half marathon at Disneyland in January. When I had shown it to explain to her just how much Eda had impacted my life in the last few years. I do know she and the others I showed it too (I showed it to Sarah and Cissy) all thought it was the coolest thing at the time. And were absolutely astounded in the best way to find out I also did marathons! (which realizing that conversation also happened is starting to cause me reshort circuit a whole second time. Whoops!)

And follow up to that which is no surprise Dana was a total sweetheart even before the compliment. It’s always a bit scary to meet people that you’ve come to look up to for one reason or another. (the phrase never meet your heroes can unfortuantely be a real thing. Thankfully it was not an issue with Dana.)

And my tremor acted up a ton when meeting her and Sarah definitely didn’t help with the nerves.

And while I had no reason to get worried it was still nice. We got to talking about panels and stuff. I showed her some of my racing stuff.

I can't begin to emphasize the fact that she was genuinely extremely nice. And was taking time to talk to everyone who came up.

(fun fact I thought I was going to be late to get this print. But I wasn't.)

- Pretty much every member of the owl house crew gave me a compliment on my cane/staff. Even had one ask me where I got it from. That was unexpected but totally awesome.

Cissy and I had a whole conversation about costumes!

I was dressed up as Lilith from 2A on Friday when I was going around getting the first set of autographs and photos. So she saw me in the low battery conversation and we got started talking. And she mentioned she was going to be the same shirt on Saturday.

(She did for the record. I saw her wearing it when waiting for Zeno and Erica autographs both of whom were also nice)

Seriously the whole Owl House crew was super nice in every interaction I had with them. You always get a range of comments and reactions (nothing ever really bad) at cons. Because its cons ya know. Things are busy and crazy and you might not always catch every one on their best day. But I had nothing but compliments for the Owl House side.

I finally got a signed copy of this poster from Matt! I've always wanted a copy of this poster but never really could seem to time the Streamily signings right to pick one up. So I was delighted to see he was selling copies of this to pick one up.

(Also IDK if the person who found it after I accidentally dropped it in the exhibitor hall is on here when trying to shuffle my stuff around. But if you are. Thank you for turning it into lost and found at Momocon. I thought there was no way I was getting this back.)

Honestly I picked up a bunch of signed art at the con. The most I think I've ever done in one go. No regrets. That needs to be its own post though so I'll share another day.

[trashmuis]

I had SUCH a good time this weekend!!!!

This was my first ever horror convention, and I left SO happy!!!

Bill Moseley was sooo chill and so nice! I can't believe I actually got to meet him and pose with him and get a selfie and an 2 autographs! I got a signed Chop Top headshot personalized for me, plus I got a Cornbugs CD (Celebrity Psychos) signed, and a selfie with him holding it <3 !!

it was pretty cool because he couldn't get the plastic off of the CD case so he pulled out a pocket knife with a dramatic flourish and sliced it open, but he accidentally cut into the case but I was like "no that's fine thank u omg" so I have a slightly knife-cut version of the CD case i guess, with his name on the CD itself and honestly I'm happy about it. for the photo, he asked me my name and shook my hand and was really kind, and he asked what i wanted for the quote and i just. i panicked. i froze. i forgot every line of dialog in the movie. i said "um there are too many, uh, i don't know um-" and then he proceeded to rattle off like every quote at me in the voice with the intonation and- that was. that was great. i settled with the classic "lick my plate, you dog dick" line bc it's iconic and also feels like he is insulting me with his quote on the picture which is just too goddamn funny to pass up.

Bill Johnson was a sweetheart and it just was obvious. like i can tell even from his demeanor that he was so patient and kind. i got a headshot of Leatherface signed (which goddamn he has beautiful handwriting and it was amazing to watch him make sure it looked as good as possible) and I also got a selfie with him too :D !!

I bought a crap ton of stuff and WON the silent auction being held in the main autograph room, so even if I never meet Edwin Neal (I hope one day....) I DO have an autograph from him that I got from that! It's a picture of the hitchhiker cutting himself and it's signed by him, and it's verified and that's so dope

I wore my costume all day on Saturday, and got some professional pics with both Bills, all in costume. So. That was cool! I got some photos with other people, and my costume is probably floating around there somewhere on Facebook, according to one guy. But. That's ok. I'm basically unrecognizable in that outfit lmao

Bill Moseley complimented my Chop Top costume tho at the photoshoot, and then again when he was leaving! That was great

That night, I went to see the TCM2 showing with live commentary and it basically was just watching the movie with Bill Moseley and Tom Morga. Bill just drank a Dr. Pepper (I know because he declared that before the movie started) and ate popcorn and kind of laughed at parts, and gave a few facts I wasn't aware of, and Tom mostly bounced off of Bill. some of these details are in the tags of my other posts but i do mean it when I say, it is incredible to be in an actual full-sized theater watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and hearing Bill Moseley chuckle at the movie every now and then

and then in the morning today, I went around for the last time, bought a few more Leatherface items, and sadly had to go home

but I ABSOLUTELY want to go to a horror convention again, and if I get the opportunity to meet Bill Moseley again I probably will and I'll gift him something next time bc I just. I want to. I wasn't expecting Bill Johnson to be there tbh (it was much more last minute on the website?) but if I see him again too, I'll do the same :)

[total-drama-takes-takes-2]

tta episode 7

“Last time on Total Takes Action: the teams split off to perform a thrilling crime-drama challenge in a courtroom themed episode! Joner and Sha-Mod got stuck with the boring work, which ultimately led to their downfall when Peter delivered the goods and solved an exciting murder case. Even more shocking, Max returned from peanut gallery purgatory, reuniting with his girlfriend and sending the very charitable Joner packing. Will Scary kill Max before he gets the chance to compete? Will Michela kill Scary first? Find out now, on Total! Takes! Action!”

Fren flips his flowing hair over his shoulder and sits across from Peter at one of the tables in the craft services tent. He glows in the warm wash of beige lighting sifting through the fabric of the walls, and smiles into the sun, waiting for his daily compliment. 

When nothing happens, he clears his throat. “Good morning, everyone,”

Still, nothing. He coughs again, louder, and Peter looks up from his applesauce. “Sorry- did you say something?”

Fren sighs. “Never mind,”

---

FREN: “Okay, maybe all this attention I’ve been getting online is getting to my head. I got so used to Joner and Sha-Mod flocking over me like moths to a flame, and let’s be honest- Peter just isn’t the same,”

---

Peter blinks. “Did I do something wrong?”

“Forget it,”

“Cause I’m not sure if I-”

Fren pouts, crossing his arms. “These earrings are new,” he turns his head to the side to show them off. They’re made from smoothed red bottle glass and wire. “I made them myself.”

“Oh, wow, that’s pretty!” Peter says. “I made bracelets sometimes, but they’re usually-”

“It’s just that every morning, my fans always greet me with a ton of nice messages, and it’s hard being separated from them!” he sighs dramatically, placing a hand over his heart. “Where am I supposed to find the courage to keep slaying? And why is everyone ignoring me today!”

“I don’t think they’re ignoring you so much as…” Peter points across the table. Fren looks in the direction he’s indicating to and sees Scruffy, Sha-Mod, and O hovering around Max and Michela. 

Scruffy jots down some notes as the two speak casually, having been reunited in the challenge prior. Max is seated comfortably on Michela’s lap while O and Sha-Mod Aw over them. Fren blinks. 

“Yeah, I’m going to…” Peter stands and walks over to their side of the table, sitting beside Scruffy. 

Scary quickly takes his place, sitting across from Fren with a grimace. “Nasty, isn’t it? They’re just flaunting it all over!”

“What?” Fren asks, looking back to her. 

“Nothing. Pretzels?” they pull a bag out of their labcoat and slide it across the table with a wicked grin. Fren nervously accepts the gift. “And just between us friends, I would break up that alliance before it breaks you.”

And without another word, she slinks away. 

“Alright, actors! Meet me on the manor set in five for your costume fittings!”

The campers look at each other. 

---

“Today’s challenge is actually one of the ones from the original Total Drama Action-”

Scruffy pumps their fist. “YES!”

“...But, with a twist!”

“NO!”

---

SCRUFFY: “I’ve actually been coping really well lately. As long as I don’t think about anything that’s happened, is happening, or will happen, I’m fine!”

---

Chris beams. “Today’s challenge is a period drama- in the original season, we did cavemen- today, we’ll be taking a more modern approach- the 1800s!”

Scary taps her chin while Scruffy groans. 

---

SCARY: “The 19th century was a big period of scientific growth and achievement. People finally started disregarding the archaic structure of religion, and embracing the cold, unforgiving nature of the universe. Finally, something that suits me!”

---

Chris paces back and forth in front of the large doors to a beautiful manor set. “Today’s challenge is also special for another reason: hidden somewhere on the set is an immunity idol. Whoever finds it wins immunity tonight, winning duo or not,” he grins as the campers gasp. “Likewise, we have a few extra rules for today.”

Chef walks through the lined-up contestants, handing everyone a plastic-wrapped piece of clothing. “For the first part of the challenge, you'll need proper attire,”

Scary pulls the plastic wrap off the dress. “You cannot be serious,”

“Like the plague- which in this era is yellow fever!”

Michela turns to Max as she pulls the wrapping off the early 1800s dress she was given. “Is any of this period-accurate?”

He shrugs. “I don’t care, I’m just happy to be wearing something normal,”

O squints at him. “You consider a 3-piece suit normal?”

“You don’t?”

Chris opens the large doors of the manor and invites everyone inside. 

---

Once everyone’s dressed in their costumes, they gather in the parlor for further instruction. A few look around at the eerily detailed interior. Chris adjusts a cheap monocle on his eye and grins. 

“Every good Victorian movie is full of romance, drama, and mystery. Today’s challenge will be combining all three! As some of you might’ve noticed, we had this mansion airlifted by a helicopter squad straight from England! Legend has it this old, creepy, decrepit, British nightmare is haunted by the former owner- your goal today is to capture the ghost of Mr. Edward Englishman and return him to me. But before that…”

Chris leads the competitors to another set of doors, and throws them open to reveal a massive ballroom. “You ready to merge?"

Sha-Mod coughs. "Isn't the merge tomorrow?"

"We're fast tracking this bit. The first leg of your challenge is a spin on musical chairs- I’ll call it, “musical 19th century ballroom dancing,” the rules are simple: four of you will make an inner circle and four of you will make an outer. Whenever Chef plays,” Chris points to the corner of the room, where Chef is setting up a cello. “You’ll do your best impression of a classy dance. When the music stops, whoever you’re standing across from will become your partner for the rest of the challenge.”

The competitors look at each other nervously and shift into their respective circles. Michela waves from the inner and Max waves back from the outer. Chef stretches, tunes his cello, and begins playing. 

The campers awkwardly start to move around in their circles. Michela holds hands with O and Fren as they try to move in a graceful motion, though Scary refuses to touch anyone. Peter does an Irish jig and Scruffy moves around in a way that makes it look like a rat crawled up their pant leg. Max just walks around plainly. 

Chris wipes away a crocodile tear. “Nothing warms my heart like seeing teens humiliate themselves on international TV,”

Sha-Mod coughs and trips. 

“Alright! I’ve had enough,” Chef stops playing and stands, walking away with his cello. “No one appreciates art anymore.”

“Let’s see,” Chris studies the circle, walking around to see who’s closest to who. “Sha-Mod and O, Fren and Scruffy, Peter and Michela, aaaaand Scary and Max.”

“WHAT?!” Max, Scary, and Michela all shout at once. 

Chris chuckles. “Hey, I don’t make the rules,”

“Yes you do!” Max snaps. 

“Whatever. Take your team or take the carpet of shame, doesn’t affect me,” he shrugs and grins wickedly, walking away. 

Michela sighs, clearly disappointed, but tries to smile for Peter anyway. He looks a little uncomfortable. 

---

PETER: “Scary is really… well… scary. But I’d take her if it meant making Michela happier. It’s just so unfair to her!”

---

“Alright,” Chris passes through the crowd of pairs, now dressed normally, handing out plastic magnifying glasses and flashlights. “Your challenge is pretty simple: no one leaves the mansion until the ghost is captured. Understood?”

Fren raises a hand. “What if we have to go to the restroom?”

“I believe there are some chamber pots in the upstairs bedrooms,”

Everyone winces. 

“Ready? Go!”

The teams split off in different directions, most wandering aimlessly. Max and Scary begin to head in opposite directions before noticing they’re not accompanied by their partner. 

“Hey!” they shout in unison. 

“Where are you going?” Scary hisses, putting his hands on his hips and leaning down for emphasis. 

Max glares. “To the master bedroom, duh. Everyone knows that spirits in death are attached to mementos of their life. We might find some clues,”

Scary snorts. “You actually believe in that bull? Newsflash, Egon, ghosts aren’t real. The hadron collider proved that years ago,”

Max blushes and looks away angrily. “I meant in literature. I don't believe in ghosts,”

“Whatever, brainiac. Let’s go find the library- Chris probably hid some corny scavenger hunt clues in there,”

---

Scruffy and Fren walk through a decrepit hallway, watching a pair of spiders scuttle away from the glow of the flashlight. 

“This reminds me a lot of when I explored the Winchester Mystery House and got locked in overnight,” Fren says, stepping over a plastic skull on the ground. Scruffy blinks. 

“That show about the two brothers?”

Fren stares back. 

---

FREN: “One thing I’m beginning to notice is Scruffy only seems to know things… about Total Drama. Trying to have a conversation with them about anything else is like asking a toddler to explain particle physics,”

---

Scruffy whips around. “Did you hear that?”

“Um. No?”

“Exactly! It’s way too quiet- Chris has to be planning something. Gosh, this is almost exactly like that one episode of Revenge of the Island where Zoey-”

Fren puts in a pair of earbuds and walks along merrily. 

---

Max leans back in a library chair, his hands resting on his lap and his head tilted up. He sighs dramatically as Scary tears book from book from the wall. 

“What are you even looking for?”

“You know,” Scary gestures vaguely. “One of those hidden door thingies from the movies.”

Max starts to say something, but gives in and closes his mouth. “Lost cause,”

The doors to the library open and Peter and Michela fall in with a huff, quickly closing the door behind them. They pant as they stand, wiping cobwebs off their clothing. 

“Dear?” Max sits up straight. “What happened?”

Michela vaguely gestures around for a moment before catching her breath. “Secret door,”

Scary turns and gives Max a smirk. 

---

Sha-Mod coughs weakly as O digs through the kitchen, tearing open cabinets and looking for a weapon. 

“It’s a ghost, dude. Last time I’ll say it,” Sha-Mod says, crossing his arms. “A blade is gonna go through it like nothing.”

“It’s not a ghost, it’s an actor in a costume. And knowing Chris, it’s probably a bear actor,” O pulls a rolling pin from the cabinet. “Ghosts aren’t real. But some psychologists believe that certain places can carry emotional weight to them.”

“Like the communal bathrooms,”

“Exactly,”

The doors swing open and Scruffy and Fren walk in, shining their lights in the other pairing’s eyes. O and Sha-Mod wince. 

“Oops, sorry,” Scruffy angles away the beam. “You guys find anything yet?”

“No. We’ve been in here looking for “weapons”,” Sha-Mod air quotes. Even the Lightning picture looks annoyed. 

O taps the rolling pin against his palm. “Better safe than sorry. Besides, how are we going to catch this thing? No nets, no traps, no handcuffs-”

“What’re you gonna do?” Fren asks, raising an eyebrow. “Knock it out?”

O shrugs. “If it comes down to it,”

“Woah,” Scruffy says. “Hardcore for a softie like you.”

He raises an eyebrow. “Protecting your mental wellbeing isn’t just about communication,”

“Some therapist,” Sha-Mod mutters. 

A distant screaming catches everyone’s attention and they all peer out into the hall to see the commotion. Nothing. 

---

In the library, Scary throws the last book off the shelf. “That is IT! I’m done with this show!”

She screams again and kicks a pile of novels over, narrowly missing Max as he wipes the grime off of Michela’s face with his sleeve. “Watch it!”

“You watch it, you little pimple!”

“Hey,” Michela says, putting herself between them. “Let’s not start anything we might regret later.”

Scary’s eyes narrow. “I don’t feel petty emotions like ‘shame’,”

“Of course you don't,” she rolls her eyes.  

“You two are in such deep [censored] now that the merge is on, you know that?” Scary scoffs. “Unfortunately, people actually like you. Shortstack on the other hand…” she smiles. Max glares at her. 

“Let’s not get too hasty,” Michela says coldly. “No one is voting for Max. Right, Peter?”

Peter quivers in the corner. Scary turns in his direction and gives him a wide smile, inching ever so close until she’s right in his face. “Yeahhh. Right, Peter? Wouldn’t want an alliance to sweep you out, huh? Cause you know you’ll be the first one to go- the strongest always pick out the weakest,”

Peter shakes his head. “I- I don’t want to get involved,”

Michela gives him a pleading look, but he shakes his head. Scary smiles and creeps back to her place by the empty shelves. “Good teammate you have there. Now,” they turn back to the shelves. “How on Darwin’s green earth did you two simpletons get into the passage?”

Michela sighs and shrugs. “I don’t know, we kind of just-”

The floor opens up beneath her and she screams as she falls down a chute. Scary’s eye twitches. 

---

Chris smiles from the control room, pressing buttons on a control panel at random while Chef watches beside him. He takes a sip of coffee. “I love my job,”

Chef rolls his eyes. 

---

Michela lands somewhere dark with a dull thud and groans. For a few moments, all is quiet- then, another schwoop and the sound of someone landing on their feet. 

Scary coughs. “God, what is this? Asbestos City?”

Michela groans. 

A sharp whining from within Scary’s lab coat catches her attention and she pulls out her Geiger counter, and then gasps. “What on earth-”

The Geiger Counter is off the charts, zapping and zipping all over. Scary bangs the side a few times. “Of course it’s broken. Great!”

Michela stays face-down in the dirt of the tunnel. “Sounds like it’s working to me,”

“No,” he shakes his head. “The radiation level it’s reading would undo our atoms instantly. Our flesh would be falling off the bodies.”

“Promise?”

Scary sighs and puts the counter away. It continues emitting a high pitched shriek, but she ignores it, grabbing Michela’s boot and dragging her along the tunnel. 

“Where’s Max?” Michela asks. 

“...Busy,”

---

Up at the surface, Max tries to pry Peter out of the chute opening (where Scary had jammed him minutes prior) with a shovel. 

---

Scruffy and Fren tiptoe through a decrepit wine-cellar, swatting away spiders and moving nervously. 

“Is it just me… or is this place kinda scary?” Fren whispers. 

“I thought you got locked in one of these places overnight?”

“Oh… yeah, I did, but-” he hesitates. “Didn’t you train for a challenge like this or something?”

“Um… not really,” Scruffy admits. “But in my defense, I-”

The two stop in their tracks when they hear the sound of something being dragged across the ground. Scruffy drops the flashlight in surprise and it rolls across the uneven ground, disappearing. Fren trembles. 

The dragging sound comes closer, and the two see a shadowy figure pulling a body across the basement. They scream in fear and dash upstairs. 

“What was that?” Michela asks, still being dragged along. 

Scary wipes their nose on their lab coat sleeve. “Who cares?”

---

“Ugh, that’s it!” Max tosses the shovel aside, collapsing back on the same cushy armchair as before. “I can’t take it anymore. My arms are killing me.”

“I miss Michela,” Peter sighs. 

"That makes two of us,"

The doors to the library open and O and Sha-Mod walk in, the former holding his rolling pin with a collider over his head. 

“I’m not even gonna ask,” Max grumbles, kicking the shovel across the floor. 

“Aw, what! They have shovels?” O drops the rolling pin and picks up the rusty tool.

“As if a shovel is going to do any good against a spirit of the undead!” Sha-Mod crosses his arms. 

Max holds up a finger unenthusiastically. “Actually, that shovel is iron. Ghosts are sensitive to iron and salt,”

They both stare at him for a few minutes. O grins at Sha-Mod. Peter coughs loudly, and the two notice him for the first time. 

“How’d you get stuck in the floor? Are you a ghost?” Sha-Mod asks, crouching down. “Sha-ception…”

“Scary stuffed me here to keep the entrance blocked so Max couldn’t follow her,” Peter mutters miserably. “Max gave up on getting me out.”

“Shame on you! Can’t you see he’s half-ghost now?” Sha-Mod puts his hands on his hips. The Lightning pic stares at Max with a disapproving glint. “C’mon, O, let’s get some butter.”

O nods, swinging around the shovel, and follows Sha-Mod back out. Max stretches and begins casually walking to the door. 

“Hey, where’re you-”

“They’ve got it covered. I’m getting into that passage,”

---

Scary huffs, exhausted after dragging Michela for what feels like kilometers. 

“Are you going to walk any time soon?”

“Hm?” Michela looks up from the ground. “Why? So you can use me as ghost bait?”

“Ghosts aren’t real,” Scary grumbles. They stop in their tracks, though, when they see some light off in the distance. “What the…”

She drops Michela’s boot and walks closer to investigate. The latter sits up and brushes off her skirt, then stands and begins walking in a different direction. Scary studies the glowing pool of light on the floor up ahead. 

“Iridescent- bioluminescent properties- viscous- blue…” Scary mutters to themselves, taking mental notes. The Geiger Counter in their coat shrieks and they take it out. The reading is off the charts. Scary’s eyes narrow. “Chris!”

---

Chris sips from his coffee in the control room again and smiles. "Yeah, we mayyyy have tampered a little with the Geiger Counter to trick Scary into believing that ectoplasm is the real deal,"

Chef grins and holds up a bucket of glow-in-the-dark glue.

---

Michela walks through the tunnel alone, retracing the trail of Scary’s footsteps and her own body dragging through the dirt before she loses track of the path. She sighs and looks around the dark, grimy underground tunnel. 

She crosses her arms, an annoyed expression on her face, and leans against the wall. Before she can get in another huff, a crevice in the wall behind her quivers and she turns, ducking just in time for a nest of bats to fly out. 

Michela covers her head and grimaces as the creatures of the night soar over her, narrowly missing her hair. As they fly out, something pops out of the crevice and into the dirt with a dull thud. 

“What the…” she picks up a wooden statue resembling Chris's face, chiseled to unreal perfection. “Oh…” she smiles. “This is too good.”

---

Scruffy and Fren continue running down the tunnel, screaming and waving their arms around. As they run, they bump into each other and tumble down a darkened slope, rolling to the bottom and landing in a muddy pit with a plop. 

They both groan and sit up, rubbing their heads. As they try to regain their composure, a shadow is cast over them. Fren and Scruffy gasp in terror and hug each other, screaming again. 

The figure walks down the slope and comes into the light. It coughs and steps forward, holding a cane. 

An elderly man in a three piece suit and monocle stands before them, checking the time on a pocket watch. 

“GHOST!” Scruffy and Fren shriek. 

The man gasps and turns. “Where!”

They both point at him. “Ghost!”

He looks a bit confused at their accusing fingers for a moment, and then chuckles. “Goodness, no, I’m no ghost. Not yet, at least. My name is Edward Englishman. I’m the owner of this estate. I’m afraid I got a bit lost in these tunnels,” he smiles warmly and checks his pocket watch. “It’s been… quite some time now, yes. Would you colorful fellows happen to know a way out?” 

---

Chris stands in the parlor of the mansion, hands behind his back and an expectant smile on his face as Scruffy and Fren track mud into the room, Edward behind them. He grumbles about his poor carpets as Chris chuckles. 

“Scruffy and Fren have won the challenge- and immunity from today’s elimination,”

The other campers descend from the stairs or come out of the halls, looking between each other. Peter is covered in butter from the waist-down. Scary smiles upon seeing Edward, almost as if she’s relaxing. She turns to Max with a big grin. “Told you. Ghosts aren’t real… so you won’t be coming back after getting cut off this time,” she makes a slicing motion across her neck. 

He glares and looks away, though his expression shifts to be a little nervous. Michela notices the exchange and pulls him aside. “Max,” she says, opening her parka and handing him the immunity idol. “Say you found it in the tunnels when you went looking for me.”

His eyes widen. “I can’t-”

“Looks like we have an additional immune player,” Chris pops in between the two. “Max is safe from elimination tonight!”

Scary scowls. 

“See you all very soon!”

---

“Wow- just wow- what an exciting episode! I know I had fun,” Chris grins. “Scruffy, Fren, and Max all have immunity. The rest of you… not so much. Let’s see,”

“O,”

He tosses O a Gilded Chris, and he gracefully catches it. 

“Sha-Mod, Peter,”

Scary and Michela look between each other, the latter a bit nervous, the former smiling confidently. 

“Scary- no one likes you- Michael, with Max back, you two are a big-time threat,” Chris says. He picks up a fancy, wax-embossed letter. “And the last Gilded Chris… 

Goes to…

Scary. You’re safe. Sorry, Michael,”

She sighs, but doesn’t seem too disappointed. Max stares in guilty shock before looking down at his shoes- nonetheless, Michela steps in and they kiss one last time before she heads off. 

“Scary- I’ll see you soon!” she yells, waving as she boards the limo. Scary rolls her eyes. 

“Wow- thrilling,” Chris chuckles. “Who will actually be joining Michela next? And who will be winning the next exciting episode of Total! Takes! Action!”

[lavendergalactic]

OMGG HII i love your resource rentry sm its so pretty !

im hyperfixating on beetlejuice rn (mainly the first movie) so i was gonna ask your opinions if youve watched any of the movies or anything

hes so stupid i need to yap about him im sorry LMAAOO

- harlequin ^_^

TLDR; I FUCKING LOVE BEETLEJUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi! thank you for the compliment on the resource rentry ANYWAY:

BEETLEJUICE.. dude i love beetlejuice mostly because of my dad! he introduced it to me and was raving about how at the time this movie came out the effects were absolutely incredible and how the sandworms scared him tons as a kid

i do agree with him the effects in beetlejuice are actually so timeless and have aged so well, nothing beats practical effects and im so glad they kept that in the new movie so it still has that same charm

i've rewatched the first movie like what.. 5 times? idk i've just seen it a lot and it gets better with every rewatch, my fav character is barbara because she has the same name as my grandma and she's also so iconic and sweet

beetlejuice the character himself is actually so fucking iconic too- beetlejuice has got to be one of the funniest characters ever, he may be insanly controversial now-a-days but honestly it suits his character 😭 he is a rotting creepy old guy (musical reference, hello >_<) and is portrayed as disgusting and gross, which is good

all the costuming and make up in the universe is done so perfectly as-well no wonder the first movie won an award for best make up, in the after life you can see a clear story for how every character died that's sitting in that waiting room, along with all the lighting it gives the afterlife an intresting vibe that i really wouldn't mind going to when i die 😋

anyway i could keep going but i think i should stop before this becomes a whole essay

[elusivegreen]

I have been, obsessed with this, thick red belt, and I'm hoping to have everything put together for our renaissance festival this year. It has been, a journey, but it's something I want to share because, costuming, making, art, can all be trial and error. Sometimes things don't work. Sometimes you don't know the material you work with. Sometimes you like the idea of something and invest a lot of time and resources into it to learn the actual thing is not quite what you hoped. This is the third try of my third attempt, but, it may be the one.

For some reason I liked the design I'd see, typically on asian inspired characters with big, chunky rope accents. Belts, braids, tie backs, what have you. Something about that spoke to me, but trying to look up and shop for, rope belts or braided belts wasn't giving me what I wanted. I could find braid by the yard in an acceptable color, but I wanted something with some serious girth. The ropes I found in the right dimensions were usually synthetic, or extremely rough. Which is why, to discover if the thing I coveted was truly an object I desired. I would need to build it.

Originally when I was trying my bronze casting at home, I wanted to use that for the ring, but never got the molds right. Then I started with tons of extra fabric I had around. Tried dying it red with, arguable and varying "success". When that didn't work I ordered several spools of waxed linen thread but found it to be, for one, rather expensive, but then slightly too short after all the twisting. This version is using a cotton macrame thread because it was much cheaper and I could just go ham.

Each version was, twisted. Then to see if I liked it better, undone and braided. I would separate the threads, come them out, stretch them out to make everything as tight and uniform as I could. I tried waxing this thread but it just felt dirty and sticky so I stuck with plain thread.

I do like where it is. It's seen in this photo with a sash made from a vintage kimono silk I ordered online. I like how they compliment each other, and I'm realizing that I'm falling into my usual trap where I focus so much on a few detailed pieces, I, typically forget about clothes to wear with it.

I just wanted to share that. It, didn't work the first time. That can be discouraging, with the time and the resources wasted, but, that's part of learning and getting better.

[ambulancevsambulance]

It’s been Twelve Years since Danger Days came out.

It’s been Twelve Years since the death of the Fab Four, the OG Killjoys. Or at least, that’s what the comics tell us.

It’s funny, really. The original tour was supposed to kick off in 2020. But with it being postponed until 2022, MCR set themselves right in the path of the comic, on an anniversary that was marked in those pages. 

Cause Killjoys never die, right?

I found myself thinking about that, recently, after the tour ended, seeing the resurgence of art, of cosplay, of fandom, of the explosion of MCR all over the internet and in person the past year. 

Some people have been around this whole time, yes, and fuck yes to them...but it’s been amazing to see so many people waking up from their slumbers, and coming back to the fandom, the band, the community after all this time. 

Hell, there are a ton of new Killjoys too, who found the band during the hiatus, when there was no new music to be had, no tours, nothing but the back catalogue and old posts to troll through. 

Those of us, especially those that were around in the old days, kept faith. Or maybe we didn’t. That’s okay, too. There is never one way to be a fan.

I can say for myself, I genuinely haven’t felt on fire for MCR like this in years. 

Truly inspired. 

I’m making a costume I have put off for years, I’m currently 15K words into a writing project inspired by the KJs. There are so many other things, too, but I just feel like a flame got re-ignited. 

I saw them at one of the LA shows, and not only did they put on an amazing show, but I genuinely can’t remember the last time I felt a kinship with everyone in a stadium. 

Everyone screaming their lungs out, dancing and jumping around, interacting joyfully with complete strangers. (Shout out to the girls who kept turning around to me and @gravytape​ to sing along and dance with us, to every person who came up to me to grab a MCR pin through my silly Vampire Cowboy game, to every person who came up to me and Junior to compliment our outfits as we were complimenting theirs.) 

I keep joking that this is about Community, but it truly is. It’s not perfect, because no Community is. But I walked out of that show feeling so filled with love for MCR and every damn soul in that building. And after that, every livestream, screaming on MCRTumblr with fans...

...its been beautiful. 

They’ve gotten older, but so have I. (Thank all that’s unholy that we have. It’s a gift to grow older, and is important to remember in the darkest of nights. )

Coming back to them after all this time, as they came back to it, after all this time...it’s been something truly transcendent.

I’ve sorted myself out, figured out my sexuality, my gender (and hilarious how MCR factored into that), and figured out the sort of person I want to be. 

Things aren’t always great, but I’m happy with the person I am. And to look at all of them on stage, together, at all those shows over the tour, having a fucking blast, also clearly happy with who they are, and how far they’ve come...

...how can you feel anything but a deep sense of fellowship with My Chemical Romance? 

It doesn’t matter which album is your favorite. 

(Though I’ll always say Danger Days and Conventional Weapons continue to be criminally underrated and fuck so hard it makes me a dangerous driver.) 

It doesn’t matter if you have been here since 2002, or found them in 2022, there is a place for you out here in the Zones. 

In cities that are sadly has become more like fucking BL/Ind than ever, and a world that is looking more like the Zones than we would like it too...we’re still here.

They are still here. 

Twelve years on from the death of the Fabulous Killjoys, they rose from the dead to show us all so much love. 

I just hope they know how damn loved they are, too.  

[ninjadeathblade]

Moulin Rouge Discotrain AU (part twenty six)

Summary: (Post-game canon) The Conductor and DJ Grooves agree to finally work on a movie together. They come up with 'Moulin Rouge', a musical drama filled with romance. Over time the two directors grow closer and discover that maybe they don't hate each other as much.

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Word count: 736

Warnings: None

Author's notes: They're so in love, I can't. Good job the confession is soon. God I need to write the confession. How do I have the end of the fic written but not the confession? Oh peck. Anyway, take this morsel.

A week had passed and they were back to filming.

Snatcher was still occupied with whatever was going on in Subcon Forest.

Grooves had taken to letting Conductor borrow his jacket.

Conductor had taken to wearing turtlenecks in the cold weather.

Empress returned, bearing pieces of jewellery for Conductor to use as Satine. As well as costume designs for some of Satine's dresses.

"These are gorgeous!" Owlice gushed, looking between the sketches and the shelves of fabric at the side of the room.

"I did nae know you designed clothes," Conductor said.

"You don't know a lot about me." Empress shrugged.

"H- hold on!" Owlice pushed the papers back into Empress' paws, running and picking up a bolt of red fabric.

"This!" Owlice cheered, rolling out a bit and holding it up next to Conductor. "Please sir, let me make that dress design with this fabric! For the Elephant Love Medley! Oh sir, Satine would look brilliant!"

"Go on lass, make the dress. You've already got my measurements from the other costumes," Conductor laughed. "In the meantime, I'll try on the necklaces, rings and bracelets that Empress bought."

Owlice let out a squeal of delight, running over to her desk and putting down the fabric before quickly darting back for the dress designs.

"Want me to help?" Empress offered to the director. "You haven't worn bracelets in a long time."

Conductor looked up at her. "What? How would you know that?"

"Lucky guess. Plus, you seem like the guy who wore bracelets a ton when you were younger," Empress explained as Conductor took off his coat and waistcoat.

"Which should we try first?" Conductor questioned.

"I got a good necklace for when the Duke gives Satine a gift. Want to try that?" Empress suggested.

"Sure."

Empress took out a silver necklace filled with diamonds, undoing the multiple clasps at the back.

The door opened and Conductor looked over as Grooves walked in, the penguin staring at the script in his flipper.

Empress looped the necklace round the front of Conductor's neck, doing it up.

"I just don't get it, why does the Duke have to be so creepy?! Satine never did anything to make him think she loved him. She's a courtesan for-" Grooves broke off as he looked up, beak opening and closing a few times. "-peck's…sake…"

"Hi Mr. Grooves!" Owlice greeted as she ran across the room, holding a small cushion with multiple pins and needles in.

"You, um. Y-you look nice," Grooves stuttered. Conductor's feathers ruffled at the compliment, bushing up around the sides of his face.

"Heh, thanks," Conductor breathed. Empress rolled her eyes, walking over to Owlice's desk and looking at the dress designs with the owl.

Conductor swallowed nervously, self conscious now Grooves was here.

"I came to ask if you wanted coffee," Grooves said suddenly, speaking rapidly. "But you're busy so I'll just get you one and come back later."

Grooves turned to leave.Conductor strode over to the penguin, grabbing the sleeve of his friend's jacket.

"Coffee would be great," he chuckled, smiling up at Grooves.

"Well, how can I ignore the best director I've ever met?" Grooves joked as the two of them left the room.

Conductor's face heated and his talons moved to fidget with the necklace he had on.

"Do I look okay?" Conductor asked, feeling like every owl or penguin they passed was staring.

"You're the sparkling diamond. You look perfect," Grooves assured. "And you're the angel of music. So if people were staring, it would be out of jealousy."

"Shut up," Conductor laughed before shuddering from the cold.

Grooves rolled his eyes behind dark lenses, slipping off his jacket and draping it around Conductor.

"I thought you would have learnt by now."

"I had ta take it off to try on the necklace!" Conductor protested.

"Mhm. Sure darling."

"Let's get coffee already. I cannae be working on our movie if I'm gonna fall asleep."

Grooves laughed, taking ahold of Conductor's hand and spinning him around as they walked down the hall.

Conductor tripped over the edge of the large red coat, slipping out of Grooves' grip and onto the floor.

"Looks like you fell anyway," Grooves teased.

Heat flushed Conductor's face as he scrambled back to his feet.

"Yeah. I guess I did," he mused, staring at the penguin.

Grooves tilted his head to the side with a smile.

"Coffee then?"

"Coffee then."

[petitelepus]

Non binary bot reader x minimus pet play mini has fox ears

"This is humiliating..." Minimus grumbled in embarrassment as he was kneeling in front of you, these cute matching green fox's ears on top of his helm and tail behind him.

"No, it's cute, not humiliating." You corrected him with a smile, "Big difference! Also, I doubt that foxes can actually speak?"

"Ah, pardon me," Minimus cleared his intake, ready and willing but stopped when he realized something very crucial, "Wait, what kind of sounds do foxes make?"

"Does it matter?"

"Yes, if you want this to be authentic."

"I don't actually know?" You said and Minimus frowned, "How can you not know? You're the one who picked my costume."

"Okay, okay, calm down, and let's use some good old-fashioned search machine." You said as you reached for your datapad that was resting on your berth.

You sat on the edge of the said berth and patted the spot next to you and Minimus took the hint and sat next to you.

You were typing 'What does the fox-' when you already got a ton of suggestions, but only one stood out the most.

"Huh, there is this human song called 'The Fox' by something called Ylvis?" You thought out loud and you opened the link to the video.

You and Minimus watched the video and it was weird.

"I... I can't believe this is real?" Minimus said as he processed what you both just saw.

"It has over 1,1 billion views, I think it has to be, right?" You asked as you looked at the video's info.

"Are you certain-?" Your lover was asking but then you showed him the comment section, "And look, all the humans are complimenting it! It has to be real!"

You and Minimus looked at the comments and sure enough, they were all pretty much positive. The two of you looked at each other and you grinned as you put the datapad away.

"Well, let's see what kind of sounds I can pull out of you, my little fox!"

And that was the only warning your green lover got before you bounced on him.

Just as the two of you were getting things going on, wonk, in your habsuite, Skids, and Getaway happened to pass by your room on their way to Swerve's bar and they heard some of the sounds you were both making.

"What the frag are they doing in there?"

"I don't know but based on the sounds it's either super kinky or someone is dying."

"Should we check?"

"What, and risk walking in on them doing something nasty?" Getaway shook his helm, "No thanks, I much rather hear later if someone actually did die."

"You're awful." Skids laughed as he and his friend continued onwards, leaving you and Minimus to make as much sound as you wanted.

[emypony]

Honkai Idol AU

this is all ur fault @spectral-claws IDOL FELIS BE UPON YE

I will now proceed to go ahead and post my rambles, thank you to @izzyandviolins for letting me ping her all the time and just dump all the brainrots I have whenever

Idk how much sense these will make AND i will put more specific stuff at the end for everyone else who would just like the general AU idea at the start

DISCLAIMER I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IDOLS OR KPOP GROUPS ASIDE FROM A VERY OUTSIDER PERSPECTIVE OF WHAT I SEE ON MY DASH 🙏

EDIT: This actually got hella long so I will be putting it under a read more, oh my god I am so sorry

Now for the groups:

1. there's obviously our 4 main girls: Kiana, Mei, Bronya and Fu Hua

Himeko is the coach / choreographer, Tesla makes props and Einstein does Costumes / Makeup, Welt is the Manager (this is REALLY. im well aware theres a ton more ppl behind idol / kpop groups but you know its just. ITS JUST WHAT IT IS WITH THE CHARACTERS THAT WE HAVE, OKAY)

2. Senti's main group consisting of!! Senti (obviously), Sirin (HoV), Seele, Veliona (they're a package duo), Sushang and Carole (yes she is here, no I will not elaborate --- ok maybe I will)

3. A few flamechasers: Pardofelis (which is a!!! New Idol!! She's the main focus of this group atm since the stans love her to bits--- catgirl charm. I promise there is a reason for this statement) Elysia, Eden, Mobius (I am not that familiar with her so she would either be part of the group OR maybe act like the on-set medic or whichever), Sakura, Vill V AND Aponia (maybe, there's a 5th group I'm thinking about however it's kind of still an idea so I will leave her here for now)

4. The GuysTM: Kevin, Su (the most marketable out of all of them), Kalpas (shocking, I know. I hc he's in gacha debt from genshin impact) and MAYBE Adam and Lyle but only bc Carole is there I'm putting them with a ?

I don't know where to fit Kosma, Griseo and Teri or Durandal and Rita (im sorry fellas im not that acquainted with them but you're 100% free to suggest something for them)

Now a bit about relationships between members of the groups or other groups:

Seele and Bronya are Dating so Seele (and by extension Veliona) are always hanging out with Bronya's group (though Veli might stay behind sometimes because she gets on relatively alright with Senti)

Sirin and Senti have a one sided rivalry from Sirin because she wants to prove she's the best and always challenges Senti to dance battles or. whatever it is that Kpop / Idols do (idont know dont ask me) but Senti is distracted by her own one sided. Rivalry (and it is NOT towards Fu Hua LOL) They're just dummy but they are a nice combo together when dancing

Speaking of Senti and Fu Hua, I see them like a past dance Duo that was supposed to compliment each other however after Senti was mostly cast and categorized by the fans as a twin / copycat of Fu Hua, she got fed up and went to develop her own solo style. things were mostly tensioned between them however Fu Hua doesn't hold resentment over what Senti did and she also feels like her new spot with Kiana, Mei and Bronya is better, and she also really likes Senti's own evolution apart from her own. Whenever Senti gets dragged along to Kiana's group and meets up with her, she's a bit awkward, but Hua is able to get past that and manages to get her talking (Senti doesn't start a conversation when they meet up, even if she does seek out Hua more than Hua herself, although she doesn't mind. It doesn't take much to go "so what's the recent idol group news" and then Senti goes off abt things the media reports on and other things and. she just starts talking and doesn't stop. Hua listens and gives advice but mostly lets Senti talk about whatever she's dealing with and maybe figure things out on her own by voicing them out loud. She values her as a more awkward friend (compared to her original hard go getter attitude from when they were a duo together) so she doesn't mind listening to her (mostly funny and unhinged) rants about the world of idol / media since she doesnt keep up with whatever drama is going on

+ Senti has got a funny friendly rivalry with Kiana at least and they're able to enjoy themselves ((compared to Sirin and Kiana who have REALLY got their own more serious rivalry))

Mei hangs out with Ely and Eden frequently enough to hold a friendly relationship with them as well as the rest of the flame chasers group and the guys. Elysia keeps begging their managers to let Mei Collab with them much more often.

Carole and Fu Hua go way back before their Idol days and Carole isn't shy whatsoever in jumping Hua whenever she gets the chance. She's way more into fashion and makeup and skincare and all of that and while Hua loves that she's so energetic, she can get a bit much but thankfully Carole knows when to step back a little and focus her energy beam on someone else. (They are great friends that don't talk on the daily but they can catch up without issues)

Li Sushang has a more ... mmm whats the word. Cordial? Relationship with Fu Hua? I'm a bit lost where to place her, mostly because I see her as Fu Hua's dance duo that didn't work out so she got relocated to another group better suited for her style. Unsure if this was before or after Senti teamed up with Hua, but Sushang does hold a bit of animosity towards Senti for that (nothing too bad, but she does wonder how the hell could they have been a dance duo when Senti seems like the complete opposite of Hua in regards to what she does - because she is a little bit crazy at times especially if left alone with Carole). They do have a general ok relationship and Sushang enjoys hanging out with everyone

Senti finds Carole a bit much at times (shocking, I know) but she is fun to hang around with and do mischief (Especially when Veliona joins in. They are banned from the kitchen along with Kiana)

Most of the Flamechasers and the guys keep to themselves BUT Carole will bother Kalpas to no end and he's so pissed off about it except she works out and he cannot beat her in an arm wrestling contest or anything for that matter so he has to rightfully suffer the wrath of a girl with 17 steps of bedtime skincare routine <3

NOW HERE IS WHERE WE GET INTO THINGS THAT ARE INCREDIBLY SELF INDULGENT FOR ME mostly because they are Sentifelis so. I do apologize but also I tried to keep most of it towards the end

OK SO AS I'VE SAID PARDO IS A NEW ADDITION TO THE FLAMECHASERS IDOL GROUP AND THE STANS ARE OBSESSED WITH HER !!! She's literally a catgirl with a cute aesthetic, it's a recipe for success

the funniest part: SENTI HATES HER (at the beginning at least) because until her, she was kind of one of the top spots on the 'idol leaderboard' or whatever (idk if thats a thing, people like diff idols / kpop artists etc but like. POPULARITY POLL?) and she's out there with Elysia BUT AS SOON AS FELIS CAME SHE JUST BULLDOZED RIGHT THROUGH ALL OF THAT and she's UPSET (or thinks she is anyway)

Fans also started comparing them a lot because of their different dance styles - Senti has more of a street dance type, and Felis is good at doing very fluid motions (mostly because of her tail) and fans love them both

Felis actually admires Senti so much as a fellow idol and somehow even after working with the group for a while she doesn't get to meet Senti at all and that's kind of her dream she just wants to 🥺befriend Senti she thinks shes SO cool

Senti would rather die before admitting that she actually thinks that Felis is really cute and isn't surprised that she's garnered such a large fanbase even though she hasn't worked as an idol for as long as the others, she finds her dance moves really nice ESPECIALLY because of her tail. BUT SHE IS GOING TO DENY THESE TILL THE END OF TIME (or so she claims) -

Like Sirin will just come to her on the daily to ask to practice and dance battle and will get completely brushed aside. See:

Sirin: "Today i will!! finally be top center stage instead of Senti!! i will finally beat her in the popularity poll!" She tries to get a rise out of Senti by claiming she is better and such but there's nothing, because Senti is just. too busy scrolling on her FYP on Tik Tok.

Senti: "Can you believe people made Fancams of Pardofelis AGAIN??? WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T!! I HATE HER SO MUCH!!" (real 100% not clickbait) SHES TOO BUSY GOING OFF ABOUT "HATING" THE MEOW MEOW

Veliona: "you watched like 20 different fucking fancams. i thought you hated her"

Senti: "I DO I HATE HER SO MUCH ugh look at how they added a green sparkles and a neon cat ears and whiskers filter to this one. She looks way better in pink."

Sirin: "STOP LOOKING AT FANCAMS AND DO A DANCE BATTLE WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!!" *gets ignored*

Veliona, giving a look to Seele who just smiles and waves her hand to leave them be (insert 'I know what you are' dog meme here): 🧍‍♀️

I'm not sure if this ever happens in kpop 'biz' but imagine the 4 groups end up under the same publishing company so now they will all be living closer to each other (I have no idea wtf housing looks like for kpop stars or idols LOL) and collab more often and just meet at the workplace. SENTI HATES THIS OBVIOUSLY and like!! Felis definitely notices the cold shoulder she is given 🥺. She tries to say hi to Senti because she's super excited but Senti thinks she's just there to. Like show off that she's somehow better?? With her cute flicking ears and waving tail and her painted nails and her mismatched stockings BYE Senti cannot deal with this (she is confused and just hides it all behind an unfriendly facade)

Poor Felis is sad because she thinks she's done something wrong and she was so looking forward to meet Senti 😭😭😭

The same kind of behavior continues, because Senti can't really bring herself to be mean to Felis and tell her to get lost (especially when she's got that sad puppy look on her face) and always attempts to flee to another place instead. Their fellow idol coworkers DO notice, but most of them console Felis and say that's how Senti usually is with newcomers and that maybe she will warm up with time.

BONUS: There is a tiny part of the fandom shipping them - as you would and while they never got to get an interview from Felis about it, Senti is SHOCKED to find out that there's ppl making fics and fanart AND FANCAMS OF THEM (which are mostly taped together bc there's barely any interaction between them in media lmao). Like who in their right mind!! This is inconceivable to her!! She is so pissed about that too bc shes like "WHY ISNT PARDOFELIS SAYING ANYTHING TO THE PRESS ABOUT IT ... WE ARE NOT A THING!! WTF!! THIS IS ALL HER FAULT" (does not actually think its her fault and actually wonders where the fuck did fans get that impression but people will be people. ALSO no I don't condone rpf or any of that with actual real people, these r just fictional characters. and this is fanfiction inside a fanfiction)

Meanwhile I believe Felis would have a secret account on all social medias at least taking a look at that side of their fandom / fanbase and seeing what the people think in regards to that (she cant figure out why Senti won't be her friend, so maybe others will??? The theories and speculations people come up with are so funny though)

Afterwards, I would love to have them all taking a trip somewhere - to ... celebrate the fact that the companies and groups have merged or whatever (preferably the woods or. SOMEPLACE. Maybe with Caves? Yeah I'm pulling the 'stuck in a cave with no reception' trope on them, what will you do about it?) and that's how they finally get to have a 1 on 1 together, mostly because Felis is going to get a bit scared and thinks there's no way out of there.

Felis: "oh my god im too young to die!!! i didnt even get your autograph yet in my journal And I still have curry leftovers in my fridge that I didn't eat and I was so looking forward to them!!!"

Senti: "what."

Felis: "what ?"

Senti: "You...want my autograph?"

Felis: "Of course!! 🥺👉👈you're my biggest inspiration I admire your dance moves so much you look SO good on the screen and in concerts I I don't know how you do it I freak out all the time and think people can notice it BUT YOU LOOK SO CALM AND COMPOSED AND COOL-" and she has to stop herself because she's gushing dfjkghfd

and oh. okay maybe. MAYBE SENTI WAS HATING ON HER FOR NO REASON ACTUALLY...

With this they finally have a heart to heart and Senti apologizes for being so cold to Felis, she (begrudgingly) admits that she felt kind of threatened by Felis's onset popularity from the get go. Felis doesn't mind at all and is rather relieved that Senti doesn't ACTUALLY hate her and now they can be !!! friends!!! (Senti is actually overjoyed at their new friendship and hopes to hang out with her a lot more BUT she's incredibly trash at managing her feelings so it still comes off across as a little aloof and 'well, whatever...' but Felis doesn't seem to register that at all and has now resorted to holding Senti's hand because THEY ARE STILL TRAPPED IN A SCARY CAVE AND IT'S DARK

Obviously they are rescued a little while later because people noticed they were missing and such, and while still awkward around each other (mostly Senti, because she is now suddenly RECEIVING A LOT OF ATTENTION from a girl who she will never admit she finds cute, it's still a lot to get used to on day one but she powers through for the sake of it.

After this their friendship and such get better and Felis is no longer a stranger to their group, because she starts hanging out with Senti A LOT MORE once they get back. (and neither of them will tell the others what happened for that change)

Also I like to think Felis barges in Senti's room all the time to give her updates on the. ON THE FANS SPECULATION ABOUT THEM LOL

Felis: "YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS NEW FIC THAT WAS JUST POSTED"

Senti: "what fic"

Felis: "ABOUT US, DUMMY"

Senti: "YOU READ THOSE THINGS?"

Felis: "OF COURSE I DO. SOME ARE REAL GOOD... Someone wrote an Alternate Universe where we're like magical knights fighting against some unknown forces called 'Honkai' !"

Senti: "These people will make up just about anything, I swear"

Felis: "Btw did you know our ship tag is called Sentifelis"

Senti: "Our what."

ANYWAY THATS. JUST ABOUT ALL IM SO SORRY THAT THIS GOT EXTREMELY LONG I HAD NO IDEA I WROTE THIS MUCH? (it looks WAY less in discordf kdjfhgjkdfgdfhjn)

Would love to draw a few of them in idol / kpop like outfits.

ANYWAY UM. ✌ STAN SENTIFELIS

me about to tag every honkai character known to man:

(jk i wont do it I know how tag spam works, I will do my best to be courteous and put the most important ones)

[whatyadrawin]

Michael Myers x Fem! Reader (Headcanon) 18+ only -First Fanfic Ever!-

Masterlist

Approximately 2, 195 words

Pairing: Michael Myers x Fem! Reader

Warnings: Mental health struggles, violence, strong language, strong sexual themes

A/n: No note, just read and enjoy and get ready for the final chapter, coming out tomorrow HALLOWEEN

Chapter 9

Halloween has finally arrived and the excitement about the party tonight is almost overwhelming, the last two days after the night you tried on the costumes were relaxing and uneventful which helped to make you enter a healthy headspace. The sunlight coming in your window was bright and cheery, you slept in today and feel well rested so you could dance all night and maybe meet someone cute to have fun with. You often went to sleep thinking of Michael and how much you missed his strange yet comforting presence, you felt safe with him which is so obtuse given that he is an otherworldly monster. It's been a while since you last saw him but the night you were picking costumes you thought you saw a shadow looming in your doorway, when you squinted to look it was not there anymore so it must have been a hallucination… right?

The morning was spent pampering yourself with a warm bath and a glitter bath bomb, a few hours of hair-care and nail work which made you feel like a goddess. Your cellphone starts ringing and you go to pick it up, it’s Deanna:

“Is *Y/N* ready to get crazy tonight?”

You smile “You know it, now how come you aren’t over here yet?”

Yesterday you had asked Deanna to come over and help hand out candy and get ready before the party, just like you did back in Chicago with your girlfriends.

Deanna laughs “What are you talking about? Oh shit I haven’t even left the house, I totally forgot!”

You gasp “Deanna what the hell!?”

As soon as you say that you hear the doorbell ring and head downstairs to find who else but Deanna, smirking like the cat that killed the canary. You hang up the phone and squeal with joy and say “Oh you asshole! HAHAHA! I was about to come to your house and yell at you!”

Deanna hugs you and squeezes tightly “I just love messing with you sometimes”

You close the door and you both head to the kitchen and you show her the mountain of candy you bought the day before. Deanna drops her purse on the table and gawks at the pile of sweets

“What the… did you buy candy for the whole neighborhood?”

You reply “You told me that tons of kids trick or treat in this town! I don’t want my house egged tonight”

Deanna purses her lips “Yeah but I didn’t know you inherited the goddamn Wonka factory! What, did you kill Charlie and his peepaw for their fortune?” You laugh “Alright, alright, when I come back to work, I’ll bring the leftovers with me” Deanna crosses her arms and smiles “You better”

The day presses on and tons of kids came by the house and you both handed candy to them and complimented the adorable costumes they wore, eventually the children stopped coming and the older kids showed up until eventually the doorbell stopped ringing and it was time to get ready for the party. Both you and Deanna sit at your makeup desk and get glamorous, heavy eyeliner, expensive foundation, metallic eyeshadows, glitter, and vibrant lipsticks made both your faces look Halloween ready and stunning. Deanna starts putting on her costume and asks you some questions:

“We better dance like crazy tonight, I am looking for someone sexy to take home” you reply

“I hope the music is good, I want to dance till I pass out…or at least until I meet a nice guy”

Deanna looks over at you and says “If I know Blake, the music is going to absolutely slap and honestly he throws the craziest parties” This makes you feel a wave of nervous excitement “How many people are going to be there?” Deanna squints her eyes and looks up “Uh, I think he said he got 92 confirmations and 32 maybe’s?” Your stomach flutters and you squeak “Holy shit, what kind of a party is this?” Deanna looks at her French maid costume in your mirror “Listen, Blake is well known for his massive parties and its always a good time don’t worry. If you feel nervous you can stay by me until you meet people you want to talk to, I got you hun” You felt better and go put on your costume and look in the mirror, Deanna gasps “Oh *Y/N*…you are going to give a lot of people heart attacks, you look so good!” You blush and both of you grab your bags and go out to the ride waiting to take you there, tonight is going to be good I can feel it.

You both get dropped off at the farmhouse and there is already loud music playing and a crowd of people hanging out in front of the house. Deanna takes your hand and you pass an old barn that looks like it hadn’t been used in a while, you see some really pretty women in stunning costumes talking to really cute guys. Once you both enter the house you see all the decorations and dark colorful lighting, there is a DJ booth in the far corner and a large crowd of people dancing with each other. You already notice some really hot guys checking you out and just as you notice a particularly gorgeous guy, Blake comes barreling through dressed as a black cat:

“Omg, there you guys are! Holy shit *Y/N* you look unreal!” Deanna puts her hands on her hips and says “*Y/N* is always a stunner, how about me? What do you think?” she spins around and twirls her skirt, Blake puts his hand on his chin and acts like he is inspecting an art piece “You look remarkable, and I think a lot of other people would agree… if you know who I mean” Deanna looks over at a girl in a unicorn onesie pouring drinks for a few guys “Blake, I got turned down by her once I doubt she will go for me again” Blake rolls his eyes up and says “I don’t know, she asked if you were coming tonight so… ANYWAY you both go get some drinks and mingle a bit, I am going to go find my boyfriend” and with that he slipped back into the crowd.

Both you and Deanna were having a great time dancing and talking with acquaintances from work, you felt so free and happy which you hadn’t felt since Chicago. As you danced sensually to a song with a deep beat you noticed that gorgeous guy from earlier before Blake came to say hi, this man had dark wavy hair and light blue eyes which popped against his heavily lashed eyelids; He looked at you and smiled gently, you looked down and blushed Oh my god he’s so cute, I hope he comes to talk to me and just as you thought that he started making his way over to you. The music was loud but when he got to you his voice was pretty clear:

“Hey, you dance really well do you mind if I join you?” He stretched out his hand to you and you reach out to it, he gently lifts your hand up to his lips and kisses it, you say “I’d like that” He smiles and you press your body onto his and sway together, he spins you around and your back is aligned with his chest and you grind on him.

Both of you dance together for a few songs and you tell him you are heading outside to cool down, he asks if he can come with you and you agree and head out to the front of the house. The crisp night air feels so refreshing and you both start having a nice conversation about the party and other pleasantries, he then says he is going to check out the barn and being the curious person you are, you ask to follow him.

The barn is dark inside but the moon and house lights are flooding in the windows making it easier to see, the guy is wandering around looking at the old tools and you look at the old hay bales in a stall. He then comes up close to you and lightly takes your hand and says “I really want to kiss you, is that ok?” you smile and say yes; His kiss is gentle and soft, you kiss back but then hesitate… you feel bad for some reason and realize it’s because of how strongly you still feel about Michael why can’t I get him out of my head!? The guy stops kissing you and asks if you are alright, you tell him you feel strange but you want to keep going, he asks if you are sure and you nod and begin to kiss again. You open your eyes and see a shape coming towards you both, your eyes widen and you see Michaels white mask coming close, and a large kitchen knife flashes a beam of moonlight on you both. You immediately stop kissing the guy and hug him and give Michael a look and shake your head, he stops for a second his knife raised ready to stab the guy and you pull the guy back away from Michael.

The guy says “Hey are you alright? We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do we can go back inside the house if you aren’t comfortable” Michael slowly backs away and you say “Yeah you know what I will meet you inside if that’s ok” the guy nods and heads out of the barn not even seeing Michael.

You stop and stare at him, his overalls were barely hiding his massive muscles and his mask had that unsettling expressionless face, you say:

“Michael, where have you been! I thought you left me, I looked all over for you!” he just stood there breathing heavily, you ask again “Where did you go? I …I really missed you” Michaels head tilted to the side, your eyes started tearing up and you ran towards him and hugged his torso “I-I needed you and you left me” Michael looked down at you his chest heaving, he seemed really angry and suddenly he grabs you and lifts you up against a wall, you can’t move and you get nervous “Michael, please don’t hurt me” he pushes up against you and slowly puts the knife to your throat but doesn’t press it in, the fear and adrenaline excited you and the feel of his massive body almost crushing yours into the wall was enough to make you wet. You let out an exasperated moan and you reach for his knife and slowly push it away from your neck, you can tell the other man upset him so you say “I was trying to see if I could move on, I couldn’t keep thinking of you since I thought I would never see you again… I couldn’t even kiss that guy ...I can’t stop thinking of you” Michael lets out a deep growl and drops you to the ground and backed away, you noticed an erection that was pressing into his overalls… it was massive. He walks away and before you could chase after him, he disappeared into the shadows of the trees outside the barn I can’t believe he’s back this dangerous demonic man was back and you wanted him more than anything.

You exit the barn and head back into the party to find Deanna but the guy you were kissing stepped in front and stopped you, he asks “Are you alright?” you let out a weak smile and say “I’m not feeling well, I’m sorry I need to get home” he has a worried expression “Is there anything I can do?” This guy was such a sweetheart, you reply “It’s ok, you were great, I had a really good time tonight but… make sure you get home safe tonight, ok?” the thought of Michael killing him was upsetting but was a highly likely scenario. The guy says goodnight and you go find Blake and Deanna talking in the kitchen, you tell them you are feeling tired and you are done for the night and you want to head home and they look worried:

“Are you ok *Y/N*? You look flush” Blake asks, Deanna pipes in and says “Do you want me to call you a cab?” You quickly say “No, I already have a ride waiting I will be completely fine I just need some sleep; it has been a while since I partied like this you know how it is” They both give you a hug and let you go.

You take off towards your house, you didn’t want to wait for a ride, Halloween night makes getting one take hours and your house wasn’t too far away so you start running home. I can’t believe he’s back you had so many emotions running through your head and you just wanted to get home, as you ran you felt like you were being stalked and you knew… he was coming for you.

[sirani-8927]

Okay so I have a lot of explaining to do about why this came to me in my (personal) rewrite/redesign of Nathaniel but run with me now.

I gave Nathaniel really strong eyes that allow him to see a lot of things really well, mainly based off of my rewatch of Rogercop where he was literally nowhere near the bracelet but still sketched every detail accurately. Anyways, I decided, "oh he can see through the Miraculous Glamour," and have been thinking of him being the Unofficial Sidekick/Therapist of every holder because he makes a point to tell Marinette and Adrien that he knows its them.

Edit, 10/8/23: This is now an OC named Jonathan. This happens to me a lot where my headcanons get out of control. You can keep reading for an au if you want, though. I'm not gonna edit this. I think it's a little cute as an au

He tells Adrien, who does not care how. He's just excited to finally tell someone everything and complains about being a model and his father's behavior. I can imagine Nathaniel going, "My parents would love having you around for dinner" offhandedly and literally that night Chat Noir showing up with flowers and Nathaniel's siblings freaking out over a superhero standing in their living room. Adrien coming to Nathaniel's house when he has nightmares of being Chat Blanc that feel a bit too real. Nath being convinced by Adrien to wear the miraculous and Adrien complimenting his cool costume and fashion. Nathaniel was freaked out the whole time that he'd have to be Chat Noir for a fight and dropped the magic so quick.

He tells Marinette, and she immediately gets scared and spirals. He has to sit her down and explain that he can just see through the magic. She asks him to make up an excuse for her to skip out on classes and advice on how to be a superhero because he's more into the genre than she is. She tells him about Chat Blanc when she gets her first nightmare over it. She begs Nath before Hack San to tell Chat Noir for her that she had to leave and basically asking him tons of favors like babysitting for her if there's an akuma. Nathaniel being the only one to help collect miraculous because there's no way he wouldn't know who's who.

I only just had the thought of his dynamic with, say, Argos, or Queen Bee if she didn't reveal herself.

He still tells Queen Bee (maybe it's a redemption arc or something) that he knows and she shows up at his house, bragging about how she saved some guy from a mugger, wanting praise and validation and he goes, "you called me a cherry colored bitch today. That immediately negates the good you did."

Or, say she doesn't help Ladybug and Chat during akumas because they're on bad terms, and he's been trying to convince her to do the bare minimum and help civilians or something. Slowly, they start getting into fights more. Maybe she goes too far, and he outsmarts her, steals the miraculous, and gives it back to LB. Then Chloe and Nath start butting heads and arguing often in class a lot, but they can't say why, so it's never resolved properly. But Adrien and Marinette have thoughts.

Imagine Argos bursts in and starts gushing about Kagami and all the shit he learned about her and how cute she is because he doesn't have friends to talk about this with and decided, "well, he knows who I am already so," and Nathaniel is just thinking the entire time, "isn't he the bitch that pretended to be Adrien and got three people akumatized?"

Or he picks up the slack for the Ladyblog when Alya gets the fox full time even though they aren't friends in civilian form. He doesn't have an explanation to anyone why he's doing that, so he just runs away because he's not very good at this whole sidekick thing.

Nathaniel slapping Nino when he tries to reveal Alya's identity. Imagine Rocketear doesn't even happen because Adrien, being surrounded by his very best friend, counters Nino's reveal with his own reveal.

That part in Kuro Neko where Marinette freaks out over Chat Noir leaving? That entire episode Nathaniel is just exhausted. He's talking to Adrien about his decision. He's telling Marinette why he doesn't want the miraculous back. He's having to travel to each person's house to collect the Miraculous. Marinette might ask him to replace Chat Noir, so now he's gotta go to Adrien's house AGAIN and manages to get that part rolling, hopefully.

Wishmaker Luka immediately asks for Nathaniel's address, barges into his house and collapses on the floor because "Oh my Kwami, it's a fucking Love Square". Ephemeral definitely happens differently because Marinette's plan is something she runs by both Luka and Nathaniel. She is immediately shut down by Nath because it's against his code to reveal someone else's identity without consent. Or maybe Nathaniel is there at the secondary pick-up point with Luka and Su Han realizing that he has to know more and tries to threaten Nath to tell him who CN is. Nath's like, "Good point, but I'm not telling you. Go ask him yourself, fucking loser," or some stupid shit. My point is that Ephemeral probably is different or doesn't happen.

The dynamics are just funny to me cause Nathaniel is actually really tight-lipped about everyone's identity, and it doesn't matter who the person is to him. He'll keep it a secret. The only person he would reveal in a heartbeat is Hawkmoth, but he's never met him in person, and that's why Hawkmoth hasn't been jumped yet.

Actually, that weird KND scene with Nathaniel with the mustard gun would probably make him short-circuit, and it'd take him like a week to tell Adrien that that's his dad. Queue the series ending with Gabriel getting curbed stomped Owl House style by super-powered 15 year Olds.

Evillustrator would have to go differently though, either it just doesn't happen, or Nath just wasn't thinking about either of them, so Hawkmoth doesn't realize he knows, or Nathaniel is particularly unlucky during this episode. Either way, Hawkmoth is none the wiser.