#i fucking love coconut

[haveamagicalday]

Duel of the American Girl Dolls: Coconut and Licorice (Round 1)

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[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

[newwavesylviaplath]

it turns out california's more than just a state of mind

[coolcarabiner]

lesbians who are terfs will never make any sense to me crying about the supposed exclusivity of the “female experience” like my brother in christ she experienced an othered, lonely, confusing childhood where she was made to feel inadequate in her gender, sexuality, or both just the same as you and instead of letting this unify you against patriarchy you just enforce it on other people to maintain the sliver of “power” you think you have. how do u not see how dumb this is oh my god

[carlyraejepsans]

my family got me a pair of noise cancelling headphones for my birthday this is the greatest intention humanity has ever come up with. EVER.

[lmaonade]

wish there was more pineapple flavored stuff. almost always mixed with coconut and like, sold as a tropical blend kinda thing. just want pineapple tbh

[sharliexth]

just started playing peacewalker myself for the first time and good lord every time kaz does or says anything i just lose my mind. he's sooo annoying. his entire outfit sucks. has to comment on everything in the most obnoxious way possible. mf is so impatient. explains how a grenade works like im a baby hes so annoying and I love him i love him so much

[sopekooks]

152/638 days of missing yoongi

[lovemikage]

reo: im sad and gay

isagi: ugh so true i need to try harder in soccer, thanks reo!

[haveamagicalday]

Duel of the American Girl Dolls: Coconut and Licorice (Round 1)

This is a poll in the Duel of the American Girl Dolls. Other polls can be found here

[disabled-battlekukku]

Thinking about the utter familial tragedy of Eggman and some of his mooks (AND Eggman himself).

Scratch and Grounder always try to do their best to appease Robotnik but always get screamed at and they don't like it all but they think that's how it's supposed to happen everytime no matter if they do something bad or good because that's how they were "raised" like and they don't know that people can like. actually get loved regularly.

Orbot and Cubot are in a similar situation but they KNOW why they don't like it and they would love some actual praise and attention sometime but if they ever actually got praised they wouldn't know what to do because that never happens to them.

Coconuts and Snively are in the very middle, but they're also complete opposites in that case.

Coconuts knows what he's enduring is bad and he HATES it, but he also would go through hell and back to appease Robotnik any way he can, because he's DESPERATE for attention, and it doesn't matter from who it comes from.

Snively hates living with his uncle and everything about what he lives and he wants to overthrow his uncle multiple times, but also... he lives to serve at that point, what will he do when nobody tells him what to do? Will he KNOW what to do? (Also, it's kinda implied in the Archie comics that Colin wasn't exactly the best father either).

And don't even let me get started on Metal Sonic, Mecha Mk. II, Belle, Mecha Robotnik, and all his other robot children.

Eggman himself is a complete mess. Game Eggman is already implied to not have the best childhood as his family seemingly paid more attention to Maria than to him. Boom! Eggman is strongly implied to have both mommy and daddy issues. Aosth! Robotnik is a whole mess himself, having a explicitly abusive mother to the point where you actually feel pity of him. Even Paramount! Eggman seemed to have a bad childhood as he was an orphan. Now, you all probably get it by now, Eggman had a shit childhood. What am I getting by this?

He's entranced in a cycle of abuse. Do you fucking get me. DO YOU FUCKING GET ME

[transgenderbobdylan]

dr pepper has had some GREAT flavors but that strawberry one sucks

[hellerism]

I feel your spn pain but it ain't even _our_ pale coconuts colliding, it's one of the coconuts and a mango

but you got your gay cajun mango sidepiece...............we didnt even get that................

[anonamouslemonbubbletea]

if any of u are wondering what im like irl, i got off the trail of an 11 mile hike 20 minutes ago and now im wearing gold eyeshadow

[wilsons-hotlittleprettyboymouth]

dr pepper make my teeth turn flaccid in my mouth