#i feel. fucking faint

[stil-lindigo]

motherhood.

[so-very-small]

every time you read a g/t story where the tiny faints repeatedly and you’re like “no one could possibly faint this much”, think of me, your local tiny who has a disability that involves fainting often. i personally love the representation of a person who drops like a sack of potatoes at the slightest inconvenience. like realistically if i ever met a giant i wouldn’t flirt or run or scream, i’d blink up at them and then hit the ground like

[thedisablednaturalist]

If I ever went scuba diving I would probably drown due to the fact I would start screaming in pure ecstasy the second I saw 1 crab

[kitamars]

enmi gintoki…………… orz

[where-the-water-flows]

hey like I know narrative convenience etc but also like. wenjing glows when there's blood on it, yeah?

Li Lianhua carries that sword for a decade. up his...sleeve? I guess?? just. on him, all the time presumably, because it's the last link he has to his shixiong and also because like. defence weapon. and also also sword he needs to keep hidden and probably can't just leave lying around like he does di feisheng's disco boxer armour scraps, because a sword is kinda less easy to explain as 'haha yeah I just found it and decided to keep it for. reasons?' than 'oh my thrifted jianghu scrap of don't get burnt cooking material is actually valuable? weird! anyway want some inedible soup'

Li Lianhua also, presumably, spends a decade coughing up blood on the regular, because of the whole dying slowly and horribly of poison thing. I'd guess he's coughing up blood probably less at the start/middle of the decade, but like, he's visibly used to just horking up an internal organs worth of blood and then continuing on his way as best he can, so. one assumes the blood spitting is not a new thing.

so like. how often over the literal decade he's carrying the sword that glows when exposed to blood and also regularly exposing it to blood is Li lianhua like hurkcoughbleh and then has to be like please ignore my glowing arm, it's....a medical condition that is extremely normal and not worth talking about, that will be five taels take your treatment and please fuck off

[doloneia]

speaking as a fatherless son here i think both telemachus and diomedes got fatherless son behavior but its in different ways. like diomedes is old enough to remember his fathers death he probably wandered his household and fields looking for him because he knew something was missing but telemachus. telemachus always had that missing yknow? there was never a time from his childhood where he remembers his fathers voice or embrace and so its both less noticable and more isolating if that makes sense. diomedes could remember tydeus as a larger-than-life, blurry figure faded in his memory but telemachus had to rely on stories and himself to cobble an imagined man out of scraps. he literally does this in book one. do you think he tried to find odysseus in his face? in himself? and always coming up short?

[campbyler]

heads up that i will be using chapter 10.2 to promote my mike and mitchell best friends forever agenda thanks

[emotsper]

R&C 2DMV AFTIFQFYOWCY8GXUA UGWCY8 Y8W. shizuai kiss pleasepelase

I WAS LITER.ALLY SHITTIGNYSELFFFFFFFFFF I MISSED THE OG DROP BC I WAS OUT BUYING NOODLES BUT AOHRIEHROAVORBOVAORBF RETURN OF THE KING. THIS IS MY 9/11

[north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[homoeroticgrappling]

@BoomboxPhoto took some excellent pictures of Danhausen's surprise Glory Pro appearance yesterday

[wikitpowers]

kitty grabbing onto each other while kissing bc they feel like they’re literally falling 🫠

[aimeelouart]

Outraged to learn that the only way to stay calm in a crisis is to go through multiple crises and painfully learn how to stay calm.

[dilftwink]

percival bennett. bottom text.

[whumpy-wyrms]

I JUST GOT MY FIRST T SHOTTTT!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD

[frnkiebby]

really jealous of that jacket and boots~🎃

[medley]

yves photographed by mu gung