#i even stole some seeds from villagers to start growing my own wheat farm to trade with them
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>playing Minecraft
>want to sleep in a villager's bed because mine is further away
>there's actually two villagers in this one, one sleeping and one standing on top of the sleeper.
>no problem
>try to kick the sleeper out of the bed and get to sleep before the other one starts sleeping
>holding flint and steel
>mistarget my right-click
>oh fuck
>light all of us on fire
>dump a bucket of water on the nearby crafting table to put us all out
>go to sleep
>they'll still trade with me in the morning
I love this game.
#the post from txttle tail going around about minecraft and colonialism and its sort of right but uninterestingly so#minecraft is really about the development of civilizations#as an ubercompetent rand protag#ive done slash and burn deforestation and accidentally burned the roofs off a nearby village#ive lured cows into a pen bred them into a herd and am about to embark on ritual sacrifice before turning into a mass slaughterhouse#i even stole some seeds from villagers to start growing my own wheat farm to trade with them
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