#i died at this i'm laughing so hard

[shijiujun]

EP. 11 | 今天这个面我吃定了！！！！

Zhang Ping rejects the emperor’s order and the emperor is like WHO SAYS I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE AND EAT THESE NOODLES

Cue his security guards at the back going ??? ARE YOU SURE

[bonyato]

꒰♥️꒱» Funny Poor Boy eat a Pepsi Funny Cola.

Extracted from this specific moment from one of WayneRadioTV'S Chulip streams bc it lives in my head rent-free.

[repurposedmeatlocker]

This has to be one of the funniest slapstick scenes put to animation.

[camellcat]

just finished crush on my s5 rewatch and oh my god I NEED to know what the general opinion was when that episode first came out. how did y'all og buffy fans react to that??

[eclaire-went-bam]

bro wtf i loaded rdr2 & while in big valley, got attacked by a cougar. fair, i was in cougar territory. killed it. started heading up to the nearby trapper to sell the hide & carcass. on the way there, got mauled by a grizzly bear.

thought that was weird, bcs i thought the bear only spawned if the cougar wasn't there. shrugged it off. killed it. started going to trapper again.

sold cougar, went back to bear to skin it, BUT ANOTHER BEAR SPAWNED IN THE SAME PLACE & MAULED ME. oh btw both times my bolt action turned into a varmint after it mauled me ??

anyways i sell them. leave. IMMEDIATELY WHEN I GET ON THE PATH A PACK OF WOLVES SURROUND ME and right before i fire my first bullet BOUNTY HUNTERS SPAWN & THEY HEAR. i run, shoot the wolves, the bounty hunters try killing me so i kill them — MORE SPAWN IN THE SAME AREA ? and in the middle of it, my horse just fucking Levitated Straight Into The Air & Died Mid-Air before we both fell

finish off the hunters & revive my horse

& IMMEDIATELY AFTER WHILE I'M SKINNING THE WOLVES MORE SPAWN ???????

[thebirdandhersong]

lads it is mostly my fault (was sick, didn't tell healthcare until it was Dire, was sentenced to bed rest for the rest of my time at camp) that I literally can't say goodbye to these 100+ people I've come to love properly before I leave. I'm not permitted to participate in any singing, dancing, communal joy, any event that's remotely fun (that's nearly word for word what they said) here at camp. and I'm leaving EARLY, am still miserably sick, and have a four hour commute back home on top of that, because there's no one available to drive. literally cried my eyes out over everything just now and am This Close to crying my eyes out againnnnn

[theoscelosaurus]

(bit of a vent lol)

So. I get a lot of derision for 'giving up as soon as things get hard' and in some ways I get it. I know how it looks but I just– I'm so. so fucking tired of hearing 'just try, you'll see it isn't so bad'

As if I haven't tried. As if I don't know full well that it is that bad. It took 3 months of 'just pushing myself' to almost kill me. It sounds so stupid when I say it like that and I don't think ppl would really get it even if I told them, i mean how could they? I barely know what happened and I was there

It took me 3 months to go from being student at a top 5 university with the single minded goal of getting a PhD in theoretical quantum mechanics to not being able to read.

I couldn't talk; no matter how hard I tried the words were so slurred people couldn't understand what i was saying (not that I would have understood it if they replied). I've been an artist my entire life but I couldn't remember how to hold a pencil, let alone how to drink a glass of water without pouring it all over myself.

It didn't kill me but it killed every part of me I cared to keep alive. It's been 3 years and while I can paint and hold an only slightly stilted conversation and do just enough of everything to get by I'm nowhere near the person I was and I don't think I ever will be.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't in pain and I spend an average of 18h a day in bed. But yeah. If I just try a bit harder this time, care a bit more. As if I don't live every day with the knowledge that if push came to shove I would rather die than risk ever experience it again

And yeah, that does mean I would rather die than get a job. I don't care how childish that sounds it is not worth it, it is never ever going to be worth it

[longagoitwastuesday]

Going through the Utahim.e tag had me checking several times if at some point I had clicked on the G.ojo/Utahim.e one instead

[soonhoonsol]

lmaoooo SIRENS has a profile page on k-profiles i'm cackling

[the-cooler-king]

One of those texts I kind of need to sit on before I decide how I'm going to word it.

I never know how to start these, but I always have an idea on what to say. Your opinion of me actually matters a lot & the implication that you believe that I lie to you or I'm not doing enough is kinda hurtful. It comes across to me like my effort is worthless to you & that what I want doesn't matter at all. I wouldn't bring it up if I didn't think you cared, and I know you're going through a lot and shouldn't have to worry about me, but I'm getting mixed signals that are really throwing me off. What do you want from me? Am I asking too much of you and you don't know how to tell me? I sincerely want to be there for you, regardless of what it looks like to get to that point, but if you don't want me there you can tell me! What you want matters just as much, if not more, to me. I'm not the kind of person to be hostile about things if they don't work out. I don't want to be another source of stress or negativity for you, and I don't want you to be afraid of being honest with me. I constantly question if you're just too nice to tell me you aren't interested anymore, and even if you are, I might need more reassurance than you can give me because I don't think I'm very worth it to anyone for anything. If you don't think I'm trying hard enough then tell me what I need to do to change that! I'm at the point of just not knowing what I bring to your life, if anything at all. You don't need to deal with me on top of everything else, so, I'm sorry for this. Even if you don't text me back I'll feel better once I get it out there. The only thing I've ever been afraid of is not communicating exactly how much I care about you & how much you mean to me - even if it doesn't matter to you, or you don't believe me. If there comes a day where we aren't in each other's lives anymore for whatever reason, I don't want either of us to question what could've been said or done differently or regret not doing more.

[whenthegoldrays]

My young friends were just at my house for a bit and the 12-year-old borrowed my copy of Farmer Boy and started reading it out loud, except then she got to this line

and she went “ew 😵‍💫” and kept going but then my other friend kept interrupting her and she kept going back to reread that part

Eventually she got past it and nearly finished the next paragraph but she got interrupted again for a solid two minutes and when she finally continued reading,

“His underwear was creamy white”

and we all exploded and started scream laughing 😭

[lgbtlunaverse]

In light of this recent reblog and how cathartic (in the most soul-destroying way) 3zun's ending and the accompanying deaths are to me, to the point that "[x] survived" aus often don't actually make me feel good, I've taken another look at my own wips and it is really fucking funny how my canonverse fix-its fics where they don't die manage to include all different kinds of supernatural bullshit so that at least one of the characters still remembers canon. My as of now only published mdzs fic is literally a timeloop fic centered around nieyao dying a whole bunch of times and the rest doesn't get any less blatant.

I mean look at the complete list: - afformentioned timeloop -time travel -reincarnation with memories being restored -different more wonky form of time travel that is more comparable to oracles seeing the future (it's complicated)

(I also have a songxuexiao fix it that includes another different form of time travel to end up with basically this exact concept it's so funny. I am so fucking predictable) The ony exception to this is the fic i'm writing based on that one text post and that one fanart of said text post which is essentially just porn with a ludicrous amount of plot which i'm deliberately taking way less serious because i'm getting my "airplane shooting towards the sky" on and the whole thing is erotica based on a joke post. Other than that I am seemingly allergic to fix-its that do not explicitly in text acknowledge how canon ended.

[heroinetales]

Lucas Lee: death by skateboard

[ano-po]

Eh, competitive ang nanay ko.

Walang makatatalo sa kanya. S'ya ang grand champion no matter what happens.

[troublcmakcrs]

//OH THIS SEASON IS ALREADY FUCKING ROUGH DUDE, IT'S FUCKING ROUGH

[pls-just-let-me-marry-yeung]

I started playing Mtap again after loosing my prev playground and did you knew that when you pick a chicken from Emily's farm, all the other chickens (&co cuz I can't remember what other birds were out there) start attacking you???? Like, if you start running they go after you and give you some good damage.

Huh. Always learn something new.