2 girls with uni accents barged past me in the charity shop giggling like mean girls and whispering about how i was getting all the good stuff and i got so tempted to buy the boots they wanted just to be petty
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is sanji ever sweet to gin all these asks make me so sad for him 😭
he is...you know sanji is a softie
he is a bit tsun towards Gin tho, not super shitty but i headcanon that Sanji sort of never lets go of the fact that he didnt drop gin to the bottom of the ocean 😂 he is not serious about it he doesnt approve of needless killing, but its very much "you've chosen a wrong man to follow, gin" x100 and forever - Sanji doesnt talk abt krieg directly he really doesnt give a shit/ doesnt like thinking about him and what he did to Gin, but its a more jokey "you are an idiot and most of your life decisions. were dumb af" - thats his beef (Gin shrugs it off like ur half right/fair)
so he is mean but its still kinda "coming from a place of care" lol
also gin being ugly and not "i was supposed to tie my fate with a pretty lady not this" is gonna be a running joke forever
ALL that being true Sanji IS very sweet to him, like he is naturally caring and Gin takes those moments and treasures them and carries them in his heart that felt empty until he found out he can love..Sanji is nice from day to day from,
obviously - cooking and giving Gin food and watching him react, Sanji is always interested and always happy to see Gins enthusiasm especially because Gin accepts and celebrates every dish made by Sanji like the most incredible thing ever. Sanji has that proud "damn good right" reaction just like he did the first time he fed Gin and Gin loves to praise him, Gin curses his poor vocabulary for not being able to come up with more ways to say how much he loves the food.
Sanji worries and cares A LOT if Gin starts coughing or makes weird sounds with his chest, he honestly would consider avoiding smoking around Gin. Sanji gets such a genuinely worried look in his eyes, it's so amazing to see on his face that Gin is somewhat thankful for how messed up he is (he is sick in the head too, but he just loves Sanji and seeing deep sincere concern for HIM in Sanji's eyes, oh it makes him feel things)
Sanji undeniably likes being loved so much, even if Gin is awkward about it, even if he is bad at expressing it ("its written on his dumb ugly face" sanji would think) - Sanji loves being loved even if he cant quite respond with Gin's level of intensity - Sanji cares about Gin A LOT. He feels it especially strong when Gin touches and holds him, Sanji melts right back so easily and doesnt think of much when he runs his fingers through Gin's hair and kisses him (much to Gin's awe)
i think Sanji resists a lot but then falls apart like a sugar cube dropped in a cup of tea.
We joke abt Sanji bullying Gin as foreplay and he would but he is barking all he can, i think subconsciously he knows he is about to start whining - using his last chance to have "dignity" (lol) and hold something over Gin before he pops his ass up and bites the pillow
He IS sweet he just thinks Gin has to "earn" his good graces (its a lie, even if Gin acts right and does all the chores and behaves like an angel - Sanji still has to be a snarky bitch cuz its Sanji. Its okay, Gin fell in love with that too. (He had a real tough life surrounded by very awful people, Sanji being mean is child's play, its adorable to him if you really ask Gin what he thinks)
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Chubby crushes pt4 w/ hq bois
Daichi
- he cant but help but complement the fuck out of you<3
- he’s gonna sneak so many fucking glances from you
- wont be shy at all talking to you
- i mean, he gots this beautiful angel right here in front of him rn
- talking with your pretty voice, he will always always and i do mean always walk you home
- especially when it turns into the winter when the afternoon is really dark
- its a mans job right?
- he loves your and he’s afraid (but doesnt show it) to tell you that he has a huge mf crush on you
- and if you ever have negative days, here the guy you want
- will always gives you the best and most supportive advice he got asap
- your body is absolutely fucking gorgeous, to him especially
- your basically at least three times as prettier than kiyoko
- if anyone bullies you, hell be there in a half a second STAT
- he craves the attention that you show him
- you guys are technically inseparable- literally
- he’s very very very fucking nice to you, and if someone picks on you lie i have said... he will put his dadchi voice on
- will scare the shit out of them
- at one point he forced himself to ask you out, so he did
- and when he was going to ask you out on a date, you were crying from the peeps that said mean comments to you about your body
- “hey, if the other students here are saying stuff about you, they are just making up stuff, you are so fucking beautiful, the goddess on this planet.. fuck the fake friends, and this one friend...loves you”
- “what?/- what I’m mean....thank you? But i- someone loves me? So that you orrrr”
- “yes its me”
- “WHAT, nonononon wait I’m too ugly for that shit”
- “no you aren’t, why do you think I’m trying to get to you even tho all the others are avoiding your beautifully made body?”
- “idk...everyone’s neglecting me and-”
- “I CARE”
- He ended that sentence with a kiss on the lips
Nishinoya
- ohooohohohohoh he would be all over you, even worse than daichi
- maybe even worse than tanaka
- world fucking record for him for being the most lovesick person for you
- he would love that chub
- like...he would stare at you all day, admiring the prettiness that radiated off of you
- cannot live a mf dayyyyyy with out you being next him
- he follows you around like a lost puppy Not a stalker
- asks you if you have makeup on cuz you look so gorgeous
- and when you tell him you aren’t, he dropped dead on sight
- he’s head over heels for you, like their isn’t anything that can stop him
- and if people are weirded out that he has a crush on yo, he WILL bark like a mf dog
- wont be embarrassed at all that he has a crush on you- whatsoever
- your so fucking pretty- who wouldn’t crush on you???
- he’s trying to make a plan, but he decided to ask tanaka, but that duo isn’t useful when it comes to romantic conversation
- They both were really excited, but also worried that you want him to be your significant other
- so the plan was: you meet up with him at the benches and he give you a rose, simple but lovely. And then he kissed you on the spot- then it was your turn to do some action; either push the fuck away from him, or on the other hand, you’ll kiss him back.
- it was very risky but their middle names are practically “FUCKING RISKING LIFE ALL DAY EVERYDAY”
- so, as he planned he gave you a little note on your desk and ran sonic fucking speed to the meeting spot that he put on the note
- you of course went to the spot becuase you were curious af and that dingus didnt put the time or his name on it at all
- when you arrived, he screamed like a fuckign girl that saw a serial killer behind you
- he quickly explained what happen to his vocal cords, then smashed his head against yours
- but he did make it to the lips tho
- you were very fucking startled about it
- VERY
- he quickly pecked your lips and looked up to your face to see you both blushing
- “I LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!”
- you nodded in agreement, that in fact you were having a mutual relationship,...but surprised by his actions
- “i love you...too?”
- “YEAHHH! Ima gonna have fun snuggling into your plush!”
- you moved your chubby hands to our face from anymore blush that came into your face, you heard tanaka celebrate for noya int he background
- you thought the whole thing was cute when you sheepishly put your hand into his
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☕️ OH YKNOW WHAT AT THAT NOTE? Talk about that dbs broly movie cuz yknow. That’s a hot topic of the ages that folk feel particularly really strongly about
ooooh ive been waiting for this one. We watched this together on discord so you know my general feelings but Im happy i got this ask lol.
putting this under read more cause it gets long
The new movie that everyone seems to love and adore.... that I dont. It was a pretty middle of the ground, meh overrated af movie. Not bad, just nothing special. I enjoyed watching it sure, but not something I have an inkling to return to anytime soon if ever. It was just ‘there’ for me.
First, I’ll say the good stuff. The visuals looked really pretty. Nobody was THAT out of character of the existing cast (save for the ending), which i feel weird to have to even mention it as a positive, but nothing really stood out to me as a defining moment for the little cast we had besides Goku’s “youre not a bad guy, i can tell” or w/e. SUPER SAIYAN 1 IS STILL GOAT. It looked soooo good in this movie i wish we couldve kept it the whole time instead of Blue. But i will say, Blue looked much better in this movie than the series. The darker-blue with the lighter blue eyes was a nice change from instead of the ugly bluish-green the series did. Also the aura looked better. Backgrounds like the ice area and even Planet Vegeta were amazing. Action was great too. little Bulla was cute. The OST i liked (the chanting really grew on me) and Blizzard is a banger i love that song. Oh and the aritisic license they took for the fusion scene with the reds and blues spiraling together was great
Anyway thats all the positives I have lmaoo
This film includes Minus and I already went in depth on why I hate Minus with a passion and why it’s the worst thing to come out of modern Dragon so yeah moving on. But the fact that they devoted screentime to Gokus backstory which ultimately served no purpose to the story of the film and couldve been used more valuably elsewhere.
I said the action was good, and it was, but it almost too good. At times it was so fast to tell that was going on and really lessened the impact for me. Like when they went into the other dimension or whatever, Gogeta went blue and Broly went LSSJ (idc if the name is different name, itll always be legendary SSJ to me lmao) so ast it was a blink and you miss it moment. like what? those moments shouldve been given even a little bit of focus.
Next the cast. Goku and Vegeta. AGAIN. snorefest. no Gohan, Piccolo is just there to show them the fusion, Goten and Trunks are still kids and look like babies (and Pilaf gang is with them which is another can of worms), no Android 17, who the series established as one of the top 4 fighters on Earth.
Do we get any of that? Nope. Just the two Blue and Bluer fucking again and again I. dont. care. anymore. Their dynamic is so boring and played out id rather watch paint dry. It was fun in Buu Saga, hell it was even fun in GT, but DBS constantly forcing this dynamic and Vegeta as the second Main Character needs to fucking STOOOP. Toei and Toriyama has no idea how to further Vegeta’s character because theyre stuck in this infinite loop.
Vegeta doesnt want to help Goku, he mentions Bulma and/or Trunks, Vegeta blushes, and then he decides to help. THAT HAPPENED LIKE SIX TIMES IN DBS ALONE. It happened in Buu saga as well, but it organically worked cause it was the first time but Bulma and Trunks were ALREADY DEAD/ABSORBED. The look on his face wasnt blushy or pouting for a gag, dude was legit shocked. I rag on Vegeta but he had some legit great moments in the early arcs and later parts of Buu Saga. Anyway im off track. They repeat that same exact character moment OVER AND OVER. cant tell you how many times we had “my Bulma, my bulla, my Trunks, my cabba” in the Tournament of Power alone, and this movie is no different.
DO SOMETHING ELSE FFS
Then we have Broly. ohhhhhh boooy Broly. if you can even call this version of him Broly. His backstory is kinda the same as original movie 8/Broly LSSJ, but its more tragic becuase according to most fans, if youre background is a sobstory, that equals better character. NO. sure it could, but that trope was so worn out so long ago I hate it. “waaa his life was bad, hes not a bad guy” bruh i dont care thats not Broly. just make an OC if you wanna do that. but nope. gotta use the marketing! (More on that later)
People like to criticize Z Broly as “he hates Goku cause he cried” or “all he says is Kakarot” which both are false. On the first point, Broly is a psychopath. He was stabbed as an infant and left to die along with Paragus cause he was too powerful. Then that same day Planet Vegeta explodes practically on top of them. The rest of his life hes basically either being controlled or on a rampage. So that one moment of peace is “ruined” by Goku in a sense cause he subconsciously associates that with Goku. On the second point, Broly was already mentally unstable and then nearly dying, getting caught in the explosion of a SECOND PLANET and then being frozen for seven years will fuck anyone up in the head. Z Broly in the original movie was sadistic af and he had a lot of memorable moments and lines that werent just screaming Kakarot, that Second Coming made him infamous for.
New Broly is legit a man-baby. People talk about old Broly having no personality and this new version having a deep character, but I dont see it. He acts like a child when hes with Cheelai and Lemo and then once the fighting starts he doesnt say a single word but yell. SOUND FAMILIAR?? But he gets a pass because the canon police says so right??? fuck off. New Broly is boring. Im tired of trying to make the Saiyans into ThEyRe noT aLl BaD sEe The SaIyAns ArE AcTuAlLy GoOd!!!11111 ugh i hate it. keep Broly a psycho and keep Bardock a prick. even that guy that went with Buzz Lightyear I mean Paragus was a sweet guy who couldnt fight because of course he was. At least they kept Paragus being a prick when he killed him. Tho his death was lame.
Cheelai’s overrated af. Shes just green bulma lmao. and the fact that they included the “big soft-spoken man gets mad and saves girl from drunk lowkey-rapey pervert” trope just had me roll my eyes like dude stop. Lemo was fine? Nothing against him but didnt do much for me either.
FUCK. FREEZA. i went over this one before too so ill be quick with this as well. I hate hate hate the fact that they brought him back not once but twice in DBS, but even worse that they left him alive to do whatever tf he wants including going back to mass murdering people and expanding his army again. Goku and Vegeta just LET HIM LIVE. Why tf did they go all out and attack Broly, but not Freeza? when one of them was fighting Broly th other easily could have taken out freeza but nope we need a token villain like Joker or Skeletor cause unoriginality. Even at the end, Gogeta does a full power blast to wipe Broly tf out, but when Freeza tries to kill Cheelai and Lemo (two innocent people, feelings on them aside) Gogeta basically just shakes his finger like nuh-uh! dont do that! and then he flies off. Just let this mfer die already im sick of seeing his ass. FUCK I HATE IT SO MUCH GFGFFGFGFGF
Lastly this movie is legitimately Dragon Ball Fanservice The Movie.
Gogeta vs Broly, which the games have been doing since fucking 2003, is the main point of this film. Theres no originality whatsoever. Minus is discount Father of Goku special, and then its a mashup of Broly LSSJ and Fusion Reborn (both of which are superior movies imo). This creatively banrkupt shell of a franchise cant think of anything new, so they legit remake an old movie, through in fusions because that sells like hotcakes, and make the animation pretty because thats all that matters.
Imo, this movie, like 99% of Super, is all flash and flair but no substance at all. At least this movie looked nice. unlike the show.
ok thats all i got lmao
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i didnt really have any expectations with my edits. I'm honestly already happy when any of my posts gets more than 100 notes. Sometimes even just seeing my mutuals, or my frequent blog visitors, interacting with my stuff, makes me so happy.
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Thank you so so much for 2K followers and for a year of meeting new, wonderful and talented af people
i kid u not when i say i cried ajdkshsksj i ugly cried y'all
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Yesterday me and @heiligelanze were bored so I made this trash complaining about P4. Don’t read if you like P4. Unless you are very chill about people hating on it.
we talk about why p4 is not good.
#1 - Boring characters
Yosuke: Wah wah small town is borin (why doesn't he just plan to move when he's older), also homophobic in way that suggests writers thought we were too. neck is too long. Also not closeted >:/
Yu Narukami: Stupid name, stupid design, stupid fuckin face, I hate him, no character arc or character at all, Gary Stu. Boring peice of shit. Also. Not GAY Enough >:/
Yukiko: Boring. Thinks she's trapped into being innkeeper when not at all. Never tells parents she doesn't want to or makes any attempt to change anything. Only other character trait is laughs (annoying)
Chie: Guyz I like kung fu n meat isnt that quirky, (bc apparently women don't like meat?????) also not gay or trans >:/
Kanji: Almost good. But misleads to think he is good representative media pushing artistic gay man strugling against stereotypes that gays rnt tough. Actually about gender roles but not well explored. Hinted to be bi at best. Atlus u fuckin cowards let me be gay for once >>>>>>>>>://////////////////
Rise: 2 kawaii. Gets annoying. Unwarranted, undeserved crush on main character you cant say no to. (But unlike p3 game doesn't make u with her but we will get to THAT LATER FUCKING P4G)
Naoto: Too good for game. Shoulda been trans tho.
Teddie: Remove or kill. Annoying af. Tries to steal ur girl. Major mysognist (game is like lol)
Mitsuo: Insulting to ugly people and to gamer fanbase
Moorako: Insulting to ugly people. Hahah who cares hes dead he was uggo lol
Hanako: Fat ppl r gross rite guys lollolollolllollolololollollololl haha she thinks she's atrratcievew lolololo fat pppl thinkin their hot lololololololo
Kashiwagi: She's old but busted except she looks 30 and treated as gross icky old woman when real teens would be like "I wanna bang dat shit on de desk"
Dojima: Ok I guess
Nanako: Emotional manipulation. doesn't die. unrealistically precious and mature.
Adachi: Presents as awkward relatable BUT NO ACTUALLY EVIL OVER THE TOP EVIL MUHAHAHA because he couldn't just be a cool guy with a darker side, had to be ANIME CRAZY EVIL DID IT FOR THE LULZ
Namatame: Not built up enough, comes fuckiin out of nowhere
Izanami: Comes even more da faq outta nowhere (GUYS THAT GAS STATION ATTENDENT SHAKING YOUR HAND OBVS EQUALS EVIL OR PLOT SIGNIFICANT LOL) also rips off Nyx and does it shitty
Ameno-Sagiri: Comes even MORE da faq outtta nowhere and vanishes da faq outta nowhere, also irrelevant to plot and meaningless distraction
Margret: Boring af, no personality at all, Elizabeth was more fun
Saki: Underdeveloped bitch, supposed to be so sad when dies despite not being shown for anythin but bitch also supposed to feel bad for yosuke when she dies even tho she hated him and he would have been rejected anyway seriously wtf
Marie: COMPLETELY IRREDEMABLE GARBAGE FIRE OF PANDERING TRASH. SHOEHORNED INTO PLOT WHEN COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS AND IRRELEVANT. GAME FORCES HER AS LOVE INTEREST WHEN SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STEAL WORST GIRL FROM YUKIKO. ANNOYING TSUNDERE STEREOTYPE. MAKES ME WANT TO KILL SELF.
#2 - Shit plot
Boring af. Crappy tonal issues all the way thru. WAY TO SLICE OF LIFE WHO FUCKIN CARES.
HEY IM A TRANSFER STUDENT JUST LIKE LAST GAME LOL. Everyone loves me immediately even tho im a lil bitch.
Oh noes murder of some random chick we never met so sad ;~;
Meet Chie n Yukiko both boring af, immediately like me
Yosuke is trash can, Mitsuo is creppy and wierd b/c gamers r uggo and uggo ppl are socially inept and suck
Bitchy girl shows up and then dies
Yosuke does1n't get dick wet (he wouldn't anyways but still) so sad
See TV world, meet worst character in ORGINAL game (assult of bear puns)
fight dumb fuckin demon frog bc yosuke is bored (wtf is dis shit)
Chie is gay bUT NOT REALLY
Boss of dungeon is too hard, someone went missing or something idk who cares
Meet gay but nOT REALLY
Chases u bc u judge him but NOT REALLY
Gets kidnapped, gay dungeon bUT NOT REALLY actually about gender and cuz he likes cute stuff means he's gay STUPID but actually he's not because gays r icky lol
Campin time yaya the girls can't cook pffffft a WOMAN CANT COOK TF WOW WOW SO FUNNY A WOMAN CANT COOK WTF WHAT TEH FUCK and also HANAKO IS FAT AND That's' bad
HOMOPHOBIA TIME LOL KANJI IS GAY ARE YOSUKE AND YU SAFE IN A TENT WITH HIM? FIND OUT AT 11
Sexism next day when Yosuke is like I bought u girls sexy swimsuits and will now shame you to wear them ARENT I AN ENDEARING CHARACTER but no dicks are wet except with water (also vomit) including kanji lol abuse (also that could have seriously injured but never brought up BECAUSE ABUSE IS LOLOLOLOOLLOLLLOLLLLOLLLOLLLLLLLLOLLLL) Also game forced u/Yu to be sexist too fuck off game
Nanako is sad whatever who cares
Yosuke wants idol puss so yay idol but shes sad so we stalk guilible peepin tom who is the killer but NOT REALLY while adachi is quirky
Rise is sad that she doesnt know who she is or something fuckin idk STRIPPING TIME BOWCHICAWOWOW also teddie feels useless so everyone dies or smth
Teddie comes out of TV and is now human and annoying mother fucker, Rise is now not sad but KAWAII and Yosuke no longer wants idol puss idk but but IDOL PUSS WANTS BORING FUCKBOY YU DICK (not pandery at all, just your average sexy teen idol wants boring fuckboy)
Teacher is dead he was dick and uggo so who cares lol
Chase after uggo game lover nerd haha dungeon is nerdy game shit lol video games cause violence right guys? Didnt u know that video gamers are all ugly socially inept muderous pathetic freaks????? THATS U BTW UR UGGO INEPT MUDEROUS CREEPY LOSER FREAK LOL
Also rise cums when you kill enemies
Now murders are solved rite so lets have celebration!!!! Girls make omlettes but they CANT COOK LOL wasnt that so funny last time joke so nice they made it twice
Summer festival time Rise wants yu dick and Yosuke wants wet dick but teddie claims all three girls for himself and they go without protest despite not wanting to because they are STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE AND KNOW NOT TO BACKTALK THEIR MAN (isnt this game so progressive)
PERSONA 3 REFERENCES also underage drinking bUT NOT REALLY JUST SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE LOL also teddie stalks them lol also teacher books SEX HOTEL???? How wacky
You kno how muder was solved WELL NOT REALLY WHAT A SHOCK THE GAME HAD NO PLOT FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS anyways
Naoto is strong masculine manly mc man detective but gets kidnapped and is actuallY TRANS BUT NOT REALLY IS ACTUALLY JUST GIRL AND THINKS SHES CHILDISH OR SOMETHING but NOT REALLY ACTUALLY SHE’s JUST LONELY but not really idefk. Remember kiddies being different is okay!!! uwu (so long as you ARENT ACTUALLY DIFFERENT U FREAKOZOID kill urself)
Cultrue festival Rise wants u 2 do her in school halls balls deep but game doesn't let you????? lame 0/10
But then YOSUKE FORCES GIRLS INTO UNCOMFORTABLE beauty pagent that they cant back out of even if someone else signed them up under penalty of DEATH AND RAPE (I presume) because yosuke remains such an endearing character
BUT THEN girls get revenge by forcing him into drag contest and u and kanji too even tho it was only yosuke because the GIRLS ARE SUCH AMAZING FRIENDS
lol girls are objectified lol fatty thinks shes hot lolllollollooololooloololoollolololooll0lkooolloollololoololol (game designers had to stop in order to finish laughing at own jokes)
then drag contest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grosssssssssssssss icky teddie wins because................a dude? PASSING AS A WOMAN??????? Totes not transphobic vibes none at ALL
then HOT SPRINGS SLEEPOVER at inn because there is just SO MUCH MORE FUNNY TO BE HAD (isnt this all so relevant to plot and character??? rich narrative very necessary part of story, game would be UNSALVAGABLE without it)
Girls are bitches and think that guys are perving because hot springs doesn't tell them when it's time for girls to go? ?????? Great fuckin service amagi inn also why would the guys perv by just casually walking in??? Why why why why why qwhyw why why anyways they throw buckets at the guys and it's HILARIOUS and not at all uncomfortable, guys run away in terror and the girls are like YEAH GIRL POWER!!! Then they find out about mistake and apologize like good friends, people and normal humans would b/c even for pervin that was extra no just kidding LOL They actually keep it a secret becausE LOL GIRL POWER STRONG RELATABLE FEMALE CHARACTERS AMIRITE WHO HASNT ABUSED THEIR FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY FEELINGS OF REMORSE OR GUILT LOL (also nanako saw that all bad influence on child)
since the friendships are all so wholesome and not at all toxic or unhealthy the guys totally write this off and try to explain themselves to the girls. NO, actualyl, since Tedide and Yosuke are still such ENDEARING characters they instead decide to molest girls in sleep RELATABLE but uh oh they accidentally molest fatty and uggo old teacher who looks 30 and then fatty and teach are like cool let's fuck and like REAL TEENS they are grossed out at being offered sex because yuck women over 20 and fatty also why are fatty and "old" lady hangin out anyway?? Apparently if ur gross u hang out together, b/c that's how it works rite. such grea t non contrivences
Nanako is dying whatever who cares
Namatame then kidnapps nanako or somth who cares dojima dies but NOT REALLY
then they go to heaven because nanako is sad but nobody gave a shit narukami never cared to ask or try to keep her company isn't he just so GREAT and considerate to the girl being boderline abused and neglected in his own fuckin house no who cares BUT NOW WE CARE RIGHT GUYS
Namatame is cray cray and his boss design is uggo and bullshit
Nanako dies, Yosuke advocates MURDER because he is still SO ENDEARING and player has to chose EXACT FUCKIN DIOLOGUE WITH NOT ONE MISTAKE OR EVERYTHIGN SUCKS AND ITS ALL UR FAULT also in some endings you murder because fuck you
but then if u dont murder NANAKO WAS DEAD BUT NOT REALLY but only if u dont murder so congrats u were emotionally manipulated into killing the mentally ill b/c ur so great good job
then it turns out Namatame you know how he was cray cray well turns out he wANST REALLY CRAY he just had plot-convient-tempo-insanity-itius as the doctors call it then u talk to him and u know how he was the killer? Welll...NOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY he was actually good guy u almost killed innocent man fck u
then u have three chances to guess killer and only u can and if you dont get it in three guesses you get, as the doctors call it, plot-convient-stupid-cant-think-anymore-itius and thus you run out of time and nobody in the world can guess except you and even over the next three months nobody can guess because who cares I guess lol 2 ppl r dead
it turns out you know quirky relatable cop man well NOT FUCKIN REALLY he is actually crazy because he's bored and as everyone knows when youre bored you kill also he's sad that he doesn't have talent even tho he is sucessful detective???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? then god bullshit end of world or smth who cares
then everything is over also i forgot teddie disappears so sad but NOT REALLY
Christmas eve sex ( i banged rise on top of christmas cake)
Girls can now cook character development girls learned how to cook 10/10 v progressive
Then flash forward to three months later because fuck you and Yu is leavin because idk and the game ends BUT NOT REALLY ashkually you can get TRUE SUPER AWESOME ending if you are able to figure out that you have to go to junes for no reason except fuck you
turns out the gas station attendent u know him? well he was super bored and he's actually a GOD WOWZERS so amazing did you know jesus was a part timer at a gas station????? NO??? That's why youre playing this sack of shit
anyway humanity wants ignorance or so god says (sound familiar, Nyx??) and she almost wins BUT NOT REALLY Because yu has the power of frienship and you know that awesome scene of makoto fighting nyx? Well imagine thaT BUT SHIT b/c no buildup
for all ur xtra efforts u get teddie saying hearts are connected anime KH cliche (wasnt that so worth the extra bullshit dungeon)
Yu is leaving SO SAD WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT P3 WUSS CAST? Your friend is dead? GTFO with those 1st world problems NARUKAMI HAS TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO SEE HIS FRIENDS THIS IS THE TRUE TRAGIC DRAMA WHAT COULD BE WORSE
THE END
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#3 - ASSULT OF THE CASH COWS
so p4 is gr8 rite m8? well no but apparentlly dumb 14yr old boys were like "omg this game half akcnowleges gays exsist so PROGRESSIVE also i can fuck mai waifu n have friends" and so p4 made a shit ton of money
atlus saw dis money printin out and were like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so dey were lyke "lets release a buncha shit”
Persona 4 The Animation: Imagine the same shitty p4 plot but with EVEN MORE HOMOPHOBIA!!!!! also racism!!!! plus MORE FAT JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaahahahahah also the animation is piss poor shit!!! Doesn't this sound wonderful?????
Persona 4 Arena: So Atlus was lyke yannao wat totes goes with our super serious and super "mature" jrpg seriess? Do u kno? BLAZBLUE!!!!! The over the top weeb fighting game!!! YEah son!!!!! So anyways a fighting game comes out with barely any playable characters??????? Great. Fantastic not the least bit fanficy character writing. Also, there is a plot b/c dis shit be canon. Dats right!!! Now you may be thinking "mmmm how does that work????" well the geneiuses at atlus say "B/C SHITTY P3 RETCON CHARACTER IS SAD ABOUT DESTROYING FRINEDS WHOLE TV WORLD BECOMES ARENA WERE PEOPLE HAVE TO FIGHT FRIENDS" and u may hear that and wonder?? "what deh fuck, wasn't tv world gone also when did this ever happen in p4????" to which fanboys proply accuse u of hating fighting games and behead u.
So at this point in time, P4 is offically dead. It is dead as doornails. but atlus is lyke "Hey let's rape the corpse" and they release shitty remake on overpriced shit system nobody bought. You may be wondering "2012 didn't p4 only come out less than five years ago????" to which atlus says "shut the fuck up and give us money" hence P4 Golden
Persona 4 Golden: Added marie, inistant failure trashfire
BUT WAIT!!!! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!!!!
Added events!!!
a) Yosuke wants dick wet and will cum if he feels boobs on his back!! So Yu and Yosuke team up to get shitty dumb ugly bikes b/c they're sooooo cooool rite mitsuru? You and ur dumb motorbike p4 is the real mature game. Anyway. Then they go hit on girls and yosuke gets one!!! YAY!! BUT OH NO!!! IT'S ACTUALLY STUPID FATSO STILL THINKIN SHE'S HOT WHEN SHE'S ACTUALLY STUPID BC SHE'S FAT!!! She then sits on yosuke's bike and it breaks because lol shes fat get it get it get it get it????? Doesn't this add so much to the story??? RICH NARATIVE RIGHT GUYS?!
b) BEACH TIME!!! Because that's where the real compelling drama is!!! Anyway they go to the beach and yuckerbears kanji is in a speedo!!! Gross!! I hope yosuke doesn't catch the gay!!! Then teddie tries to molest the girls bc he's such an endearing character lol then kanji's bathing suit falls off!!!! How did this happen u may ask?? ANIME MAGIC!! So then they dress kanji in seaweed like birth of venus and girls scream and run. the end.
c) Fireworks festival yay time ted-fiya so memorable. Yosuke wants to murder Teddie bc PORN so funny haha more fat jokes also teddie wants 2 bang nanako
d) Nanako is sad again whatever who cares
e) Halloween party!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!
f) SKIING TRIP!!!! YAY!!! P3 REFERENCES!!! YAY!!! Shiptease!!! Yay!!! Teddie steals food so Naoto advocates for his MURDER!!! YAY!! IF YOU DID MARIES SLINK YOU GET XTRA AWESOME DUNGEON!! ALSO IMPLIED RAPEY SEX IN THE SNOW BUT NOT REALLY!!! ANYWAY turns out that marie sucked up the ameno sagiri fog! What u thought it just went away on its own?? BULLSHIT!!!! Next you'll be questioning the ever so important role of NPC John Smith in creating Izanami's gas attendent disguise. Or NPC Billy Bob in giving Ameno Saigiri directions to the boss fight.
RIVETING DIOLAUGE LIKE "is this like the part in movies where the bad guys lair collapses??????" WORST GIRL IS DEAD BE SAD EVERYONE ELSE IS U MONSTER!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!! INSTEAD SHIP FUEL!!!! Also marie is polite for half second, AMAZES ENTIRE CAST GREAT WRITING!!!!!!!!! dont u love it when ur friends treat u like shit? then there’s a lovely scene where the dudes perv on the girls who are sexaulized and marie attacks them. Riveting. Then they all died and we were all happy.
g) New years eve. That is all. also new stupid persona evolutions that look stupid.
h) Valentine's DAY!!! I bang Rise on the da beach!!! Also if u slink with marie at all she forces you to cheat!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
i) OH, NO! Yosuke is going to have to move maybe idk wasnt he supposed to want to move??? idk shut up. anyways. to keep yosuke miserable his friends have to become a band in TWO DAYS!!!! How will they ever do that??? well guess what with zero experience the entire group becomes master musicians in TWO DAYS!!!!!!! That's right, it's that easy!!!! U 2 can become as good as Green Day in two Days!!!! not that they ever play again lol or ever bring this up again lol. Then the dudes jump into the crowd and lol the crowd dodges thme aand nothing is accomplished.
j) New super awesome epilogue you only get if you slink marie even tho she isn’t there for 90% of it whatever the new designs suck
Anyway since the game isn't slice of life enough you can now bang rise in the movies and the hot springs also you can go out at night so exciting.
You can now force Naoto into sexy outfits against her will because isn’t it so cute when girls don’t like being objectified??? Also they molest her at the hot springs??? Also
So yeah P4G sucks ass. But ATLUS didn't stop there!!!! OH no! Atlus then went on to make Persone Q!!! They decided this time to drag innocent bystander P3 as well!!
Persona Q: some bullshit about a dying girl causes the P3 and P4 cast to meet in a wonderful culture festival crossover!! With lovely gameplay and no regression in character!! Chie always had nothing to her past loving meat right????? Also yu can fuck the dog from p3!! isnt this so believable and not the least bit stupid or contrived? isn't it?? Isn't it???????? Not much to say its just dumb
surely Atlus must be done now right?? RIGHT?? WRONG!!!!!!
Now you see since P4G came out, OBVIOUSLY the anime needs to be partially remade! You may be asking, isn't the anime less than TWO YEARS old at this point? Why remake it? Did golden really have such a different story? No.
P4 Golden Animation: Marie, marie, marie, marie, ten episodes of marie, never goes anywhere, confusing and boring af but look 16 yr olds in bikinis and nude and not totally shit animation so it's ok right? RIGHT? RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P4 at this point has been raped to death all over again and the corpse is still being fucked and they won't just let it die. BUT NO!!!! Enter p4 arena ultimax!!
P4 Arena Ultimax: B/c the first was so great, they made another!! Game so nice they made it twice!! but now the dark hour from p3 is back because idk we ran out of ideas. Also junpei and koromaru and adachi great. But guess what!!!!!! AWESOME NEW CHARACTER!! His name is sho!! He is the secret son of dude from P3, how is this possible? fuck you. Anyway he is so tragic and sad he hates friendship!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :((((( But never fear!!! The p4 team will show sho the glory of frienship isnt this so interesting and original and great????
p4's violated, torn up corspe now has zero dignity left so atlus decided to reanimate the corpse with dead horse dildos and force it to dance
P4 DAN: Dancing. Shit dancing. Nobody knows how to dance. Remember how P4 used to be about murder and accepting uncomfortable truths???? Well now its about shittily animated dances. Isn't this so great? Guess what we lean about the characters? We learn that they can't fuckin dance and watching them is cringy af. Also now the tv world is a dance stage because the tv world just does whatever the fuck we want it to. what if a characters shadow is a rapist, would they be forced to rape?? is that how atlus would make a porn game?? if we wanted to make a chess game a famous chess player who feels forced to play chess will then make u forced to play chess.
.... so obivously, the P4 fandom realized that Atlus was raping their game and refused to buy it right?? RIGHT??? WRONG. They actually will castrate you with a rusty carving knife if you ever so much as imply P4 is a cash cow.
It totally is tho
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A Squad Isn’t a Squad Without a ChatRoom
My excuse for this is that I love chat room fanfics. Also, huge crossover and massive oc x canon.-
Fandoms: DMC, Bayonetta, Inuyasha
Genre: Crack, with a side of romance
Chapter One - Furries, Monster Fuckers and Dinner
[BALDER created Group Chat]
[BALDER changed the name Group Chat to Fucking Insomnia]
[BALDER added SPARDA]
[BALDER added TOUGA]
[Balder added DANIYAL]
DANIYAL: who tf is creating group chats at 4am
BALDER: me, dipshit, i can't sleep
DANIYAL: well boo hoo, suck it up and bang your head against somethin
BALDER: why are u so cranky
DANIYAL: it's 4am and my first class tomorrow is maths do you really wanna ask me why tf i'm mad
BALDER: fair enough
BALDER: is sparda awake
DANIYAL: nah
DANIYAL: has been snoring for a good 5 hours
BALDER: wait, he snores??
DANIYAL: ya
BALDER: omg
DANIYAL: what about dog boy
BALDER: playing dating simulators
DANIYAL: you're kidding
BALDER: i wish i was
DANIYAL: YO DOG BOY WTF
TOUGA: TF U WANT
DANIYAL: STOP TRYING TO GET INTO A BISHIE'S PANTS U WEEB, GO TO SLEEP FFS
TOUGA: why are u awake
BALDER: yeah nice question
DANIYAL: um
DANIYAL: studying?
TOUGA: bullshit
BALDER: bet you're playing lol again and mad cuz of the trolls
DANIYAL: IT'S 4AM, TROLLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, WHY DO I ONLY GET YASUOS IN MY TEAM
BALDER: there there, baby, there there
SPARDA: Dafuck is all this noise
DANIYAL: u r awake???
SPARDA: yah, someone mutters what they type a bit too loud
DANIYAL: srry bae
SPARDA: np bby
TOUGA: stop
DANIYAL: why
BALDER: you're reminding him he's single
DANIYAL: that's cuz he's a furry
SPARDA: LOOOOOL
DANIYAL: before anyone asks spar actually laughed while typing that
TOUGA: ASHFKDSKGHKSJAHL
BALDER: touga, words. not keysmashes.
TOUGA: IMF NSOT A FURRTY
DANIYAL: what???
SPARDA: i think the poor furry is trying to type he ain't a furry
[DANIYAL changed the name Fucking Insomnia to FURRY CONFIRMED]
BALDER: lol
BALDER: dan u r aware that he will try to kill you tomorrow
DANIYAL: np i got a spray bottle
TOUGA: KLHAFDSHGKGH FUCK U
DANIYAL: MY PARTNERS DO THAT
BALDER: sometimes i forget our boy's poly
DANIYAL: i love all my boyfriends, girlfriends and significant others equally and if anyone hurts them i'll pull their guts out and eat them
TOUGA: ew
BALDER: scary
SPARDA: i say him throwing a guy that was harassing one of his classmates into the trash once
DANIYAL: i was practicing slam dunks and he looked like a basketball
TOUGA: how does a guy look like a basketball
DANIYAl: he was wearing orange and black
BALDER: fair enough
SPARDA: like this is fun but
SPARDA: it's 4:22 am
SPARDA: we should sleep
TOUGA: alright mom
BALDER: goodnight mom
SPARDA: mom?? pretty sure i didn't conceive such ugly children
DANIYAl: OH SNAP
BALDER: SPARDA WE'RE LITERALLY TWINS??
SPARDA: LOOK AT ME, I'M THE PRETTY ONE
BALDER: BEAUTY MARKS DON'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE U THE PRETTY ONE
TOUGA: aaaand there they go
DANIYAL: babe stop angrily typing
SPARDA: he started
BALDER: NO I DIDNT???
DANIYAL: i know babe i know
BALDER: HE LITERALLY STARTED THIS???
TOUGA: give up bal it's better
BALDER: jsfslghjhg im going to bed
TOUGA: nighty night
BALDER: stop playing dream daddy and go to sleep too
TOUGA: make me
DANIYAL: WAIT U PLAY DREAM DADDY???
TOUGA: YA
DANIYAL: favorite dad?
TOUGA: brian
DANIYAL: ....your fave's the bear. u furry.
TOUGA: shUT UP
TOUGA: who's your fave??
DANIYAL: matt
TOUGA: why am i not surprised
DANIYAL: he's a cINNAMON ROLL AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY LIFE
SPARDA: babe log off lol
DANIYAL: but babe...the IP....
SPARDA: tomorrow, babe, tomorrow
DANIYAL: fine...night, u furry
TOUGA: aadlkfjsghAHJSGHSKJ NOT A FURRY
BALDER: furry
[BALDER is OFFLINE]
[SPARDA is OFFLINE]
[DANIYAL is OFFLINE]
TOUGA: fuck y'all
[TOUGA is OFFLINE]
[DANIYAL is ONLINE]
[DANIYAL added EVA]
[DANIYAL added AMASIS]
[DANIYAL added MAALIK]
[DANIYAL added JUURAH]
[DANIYAL added NATHANIEL]
[DANIYAL added LUKAH]
EVA: baby!
DANIYAL: babe!
AMASIS: what tf is this
DANIYAL: balder couldn't sleep and created a group chat
DANIYAL: so since i liked the idea and was super supportive when he created it i thought about adding more people
AMASIS: oh
JUURAH: LMAO IS THE NAME OF THE GROUP CHAT ABOUT TOUGA
DANIYAL: scroll up bro
JUURAH: omg that furry
MAALIK: why tf were you all awake at 4am
DANIYAL: balder had insomnia, i was playing league, touga was seducing daddies and i woke up spar
MAALIK: that game's not good for u, i'm tellin ya
DANIYAL: too bad i don't give a fuck
MAALIK: ow
DANIYAL: where's my baby boy?
NATHANIEL: for the last time i'm 2 MINUTES YOUNGER THAN U
DANIYAL: baby boy <3
EVA: (*^_^*) thats cute
DANIYAL: you're cute
[SPARDA is ONLINE]
SPARDA: you're both cute
AMASIS: sparda is summoned as soon as eva and dan start being cute, wow
SPARDA: you do it too
AMASIS: not with eva
AMASIS: no offense darling
EVA: it's ok (*´∀`*)
DANIYAL: so pure
MAALIK: if we're talkin about being cute and stuff
MAALIK: i have some baby dan pics
DANIYAL: *softly* dont
MAALIK: don't try to meme your way out of this
LUKAH: give them to us
EVA: Lukah, you're here! (*^.^*)
LUKAH: ...pure maiden
LUKAH: i mean hi love
LUKAH: anyways
SPARDA: pics now
AMASIS: i demand pics
DANIYAL: pls no
[MAALIK sent chubbycheeks.png]
EVA: AWWWWWWWWWWW
JUURAH: omg is that his old bib??? that thing was so cute
SPARDA: brb dying cuz of cute
AMASIS: i'm saving that and nobody can stop me
LUKAH: !!!
LUKAH: baby freckles
LUKAH: omg
[TOUGA is ONLINE]
TOUGA: i'm saving it as future blackmail potential
DANIYAL: fuck u
SPARDA: dog boy don't lie
SPARDA: u also think he was cute af
TOUGA: nah
TOUGA: maybe a little
TOUGA: ok look he has really chubby cheeks and he's hugging a dog plushie, I AM WEAK
EVA: Daniyal never lost his cuteness over the years ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
DANIYAL: aghgihrhgrih that'snottrue
SPARDA: oh he's blushing
AMASIS: you're his roommate, pinch his cheeks for me
LUKAH: and for me
EVA: for me too!! ʕ→ᴥ←ʔ
JUURAH: why do you like those emojis so much eva
EVA: they're adorable
DANIYAL: ow ow ow SPARDA MY CHEEKS
SPARDA: they're so soft omg
AMASIS: now kiss them better
SPARDA: done
AMASIS: u know what i'm going there
EVA: count me in!
LUKAH: im on my way rn
[BALDER is ONLINE]
BALDER: y'all really love him don't you
SPARDA: balder. brother. good friend of mine. he's literally a ray of sunshine that covers anything that's evil and putrid in this world
AMASIS: he's the personification of a cool breeze in a warm summer day
EVA: he's huggable like a teddy!
LUKAH: ...
LUKAH: thicc.
LUKAH: jk, he's literally a mix of everything that's good and sweet
DANIYAL: ASFJKGSHG STOP IM CRYING I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH
TOUGA: SOME OF US ARE STILL SINGLE
DANIYAL: that's cuz you're a furry
TOUGA: stop
DANIYAL: i saw your internet browser history bruh
TOUGA: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A FURRY WAS
DANIYAL: SO U RESEARCH IT ON TUMBLR 2 TIMES A DAY??
DANIYAL: yeah right bro
TOUGA: im pulling out the receipts Dan
DANIYAL: do not
TOUGA: i may be a furry, but have you seen the amount of times you're in the terato tag??
TOUGA: u monster fucker
[Touga changed the name FURRY CONFIRMED to DAN WANTS MONSTER D]
DANIYAL: hOW DARE
SPARDA: tbh, unsurprised
AMASIS: like, he blushes when there's big creepy monsters in movies
EVA: i heard him saying a monster lady could break him in half and he'd thank her
LUKAH: ya dan's always been a monster fucker
JUURAH: i can confirm that
MAALIK: wait so all those trips to find big foot were due to Dan's horny ass
NATHANIEL: nah that was me
NATHANIEL: he's more of a loch ness monster guy
DANIYAL: Nessie is a beautiful independent lady and also gay af so we're just besties
MAALIK: i'm kinkshaming
DANIYAL: u can't kinkshame if kinksame
MAALIK: what
DANIYAL: one word. actually, one cryptid
DANIYAL: mothman
MAALIK: ASDFGHJKL SHUT UP
BALDER: honestly
BALDER: i think being a furry is worse
TOUGA: thanks for the damn support bro, wait til i kill you while u sleep
SPARDA: did u just confirm you're a furry
TOUGA: fUCK
JUURAH: i always knew it
NATHANIEL: i mean why would he nickname himself dog boy
BALDER: lmao do u have a fursona touga??
TOUGA: fuck off
TOUGA: why not tease Dan for being a monster fucker??
AMASIS: if u dated him you'd know he's into even kinkier stuff
SPARDA: yah
EVA: yah
LUKAH: yah
TOUGA: wait what
DANIYAL: qwertyuiioponfds save m
BALDER: what is going on over there
AMASIS: we're drowning him in affection and i think he broke
LUKAH: bara machine broke
BALDER: tf's a bara
TOUGA: urban dictionary says it's a person (usually male) with a large, somewhat muscular, and fairly hairy body type
NATHANIEL: lol
JUURAH: if there's something Dan ain't, it's hairy
EVA: tru
SPARDA: never caught him shaving tbh
DANIYAL: i'll never reveal my secrets
TOUGA: late bloomer
DANIYAL: iM NOT
DANIYAL: i simply dislike body hair on me
TOUGA: what about other people
DANIYAL: it's their body and they can do whatever they want and honestly?? cute.
BALDER: why not apply that concept to yourself
DANIYAL: never
MAALIK: i know we are all having fun chatting and stuff
MAALIK: but like
MAALIK: it's almost dinner time
MAALIK: so go get somethin to eat
DANIYAL: but daaaad
MAALIK: im not dad. dad is straight.
NATHANIEL: lmao, right
JUURAH: our family is so gay i sometimes forget that
DANIYAL: mom's bi af tho
JUURAH: i took after her
DANIYAL: anyway if u don't mind im getting my lovely gfs and bfs something to eat
AMASIS: we could eat u
AMASIS: out
DANIYAL: thank god u said out cuz if not i would kick u
DANIYAL: this is a vore free chat
SPARDA: vore is strictly banned
TOUGA: kinkshamers
BALDER: ...
DANIYAL: touga wtf
[TOUGA is OFFLINE]
DANIYAL: ...
[DANIYAL changed the name DAN WANTS MONSTER D to TOUGA: CONFIRMED FURRY AND INTO VORE]
BALDER: tbh?? he deserves this
EVA: what's vore
LUKAH: such a pure innocent soul
SPARDA: don't tell her
DANIYAL: guys. eva's anything but a pure innocent soul.
DANIYAL: at least when it comes to stuff
LUKAH: ok, tru
SPARDA: u woke the femdom monster in her
DANIYAL: and you're grateful for that
SPARDA: can't say i'm not
AMASIS: can we go eat now
DANIYAL: actual dinner or ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
BALDER: is your lenny face winking
MAALIK: that is extremely concerning
NATHANIEL: welp, people, im outtie
JUURAH: same, wanna eat
MAALIK: im escaping before this gets anymore sexual
[NATHANIEL is OFFLINE]
[JUURAH is OFFLINE]
[MAALIK is OFFLINE]
BALDER: im going to find touga and kinkshame him
[BALDER is OFFLINE]
AMASIS: so
SPARDA: hm
EVA: mcdonalds or subway? (´∀`)
LUKAH: i'm in the mood for mcdonalds
DANIYAL: yeah same
SPARDA: can we watch a movie too?? since we're going to the mall
AMASIS: sounds like fun
DANIYAL: im paying
LUKAH: no ur not wtf
DANIYAL: I PAY
[DANIYAL is OFFLINE]
SPARDA: STOP HIM BEFORE HE GETS HIS WALLET
[SPARDA is OFFLINE]
[EVA is OFFLINE]
[LUKAH is OFFLINE]
[AMASIS is OFFLINE]
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2017 overview
FOR FUCKS SAKEEE IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 5 YEARS LMFAOOOO anyways lets goo... this gone be a lot i learned a lot this year
the year started out...
kinda weird tbh like i was in a weird state
i was back to being obsessed following jk/gl lool
it was nice but i got to hopelessly obsessed
but they came back and it really motivated me it made me happy
hes so comforting until this day
he earned so much!! achieved so much! I'm so happy for him
i gained a lot this year too .. in a way
yeah 2017 was weird introspectively...
lot of internal rebuilding...
i did video 1 which was fun i got to make some cool shit and work hard on projects
i met my girl xy lol her talented ass
ate out a lot tbh i was a fatass beginning of 2017 wtf
still am tho wtf who am i kidding 🙄🙄🙄
jus classes with z as usual but winter 2017 was so weird cuz like.. i barely went to any of those classes LOL
video 1 was fun
adv com theories was ass idk how i got a B+ in that class i failed everything LMFAOO
phi was whatever
women and media was weird cuz of that weird girl but we got a good mark so whatever
quantitative LMFAOOO fuck that class and that bitch ass prof i didnt learn shit
other than that personally...i was going through some mental shit.. i felt alone. i felt out of it. i felt regretful
i felt so regretful i felt like shit
i fell into such a nostalgic moment like i just missed everything
jk kinda reminded me of like.. how i was? happy? in 2016 i kinda of left everything and secluded myself in a weird way other than fighting with ayt/mh on some bullshit i just was out of it.. i was chilling with weirdos lol
i was thinking like.. i miss how it is??? I'm not that different? i like all the people from my past why are we not that close
spring day came out.. that hit it. bullseye.
childish gambinooo....
just really looking back, looking back on who i AM who I WANT to be truly. who i really want to be around and create
i valued my friendships
i was super creative... working on my book, investing in artistic pursuits..
i wanted to recreate everything i lost, i wanted to reclaim my trauma with that bitch.
i got to spend fun times with my friends, running around train tracks becoming closer again like how it should have been all along
jk had me looking forward to leaving to dubai
and so i did.
i tried chasing him there but it didnt really work out
its not really meant to be sr...
he's just an inspiration for what you want and for who u are
the whole groups a blessing lol
even tho i left that shit cuz it got too much and too weird why bitches gotta make shit mediocre🙄
anyways dubai was kinda ass but i got to realize something important... who i miss, who i wanted/wished were with me, who actually cares about me..
WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT ME
yo sr... if someone really cares.. they'll take the effort. STOP chasing people who don't care.. STOP damaging yourself and the people who love u for people who don't give a fuck
i dropped that bitch so hard i hope she fucking rots in hell
2017 . APRIL 2017 LAST TIME EVER I WILL EVER SEE THIS BITCH. NEVER AGAIN.
my life got so much better.
dubai was a detox but after i came back it was so good
hot as fuck
ramadan lol
fat as fuck -_-
dubai was just weird lol kinda realized its not my place but it was nice(ish)
need to learn not to rely so much on material shit lol
my family is the best
they really tryna teach u and care for u, u will never have another family.
also met nr!!! she was sweet kinda weird tho lMAO the cat shit jesus lol
misk lol
WENT TO LONDON IT WAS AMAZING I LOVED IT
but fuck... lmao u know what the fuck u did yesterday -_- u DUMB bitch lmao who cares tho (...>_>)
came back... greeted by my friends who care
chilled with them, adventures with them
but came back.. sorry. sorry to myself. sorry to the people i hurt
ayt, mh
i was thinking about it since winter i knew i had to make it right again, i knew i was wrong, that fucking bitch fucked shit up for us, we could have had so much memories in 2016 if shit didnt go sour
i gave the wrong person another chance they didnt deserve
so i reflected.. and swallowed my fucking pride
apologized. to who i needed to
and u know what? we good. like it was never bad. we good
...thats real. no flop shit, no fake shit, we good. loyalty. blessed.
u really gave the wrong bitch another chance u real did
stupid ass
then it was good.. adventures with my friends, rebuilding, forgetting, growing
together.
beach!! hiking!! badminton in the middle of the streets singing backstreet boys!! lol music!!
KENDRICK LAMARRR
i made friends w ht again amazing lol
really remade friends w a lot of people lol
kendrick was so good tho fuck he was amazing my eyes were tearing/shining i cried like 5 times LOVE.. PRIDE. fuck those got to me
my ass saw get low live?? by YG fuck i love him too
best night
amusement parks x3.. lol mtl with my fams..
yo me and lina got so close
i love my family. always.
NTCCCLMAOOOO
they gave me so much hope after i dropped stb cuz or their weird ass fandom.. i couldn't deal with that shit they're ruining my damn nostalgia. but whatever I'm not gon hate on their success.. jk is still jk to me i hope he reaches the stars with his success
but yeah damn ntc made everything sooo good damn how u not have 1 dime but like 8 LMAO in one group
literally lights of my lifeee
jn😤jh😤hc🍅😩m😤jn😭jm😭WTF BITCH so much possibilities tf
love them they made me so happy
also their fandom is so funnny love the bitches i been following and talking to
anyways i saved up my money a lot but now its like all gone cuz nadas work so idk
UHMMMM I BOUGHT MMM??? WTF BITCH WTF
I WIN IDC I WIN fuck all these bitches
glow up glow the FUCK up
lost a lil weight.. probably gained it all back idk fuck me -.-
since fall 2017.. i been happy.. i got my friends..my groups..
rm, mc, ys💘
nz,suz,lul,mar💖
prgl,sr,joan💞
hct!
nm💗
ayt
zainb,rame
xiny, jelly
and more...
hearts 4 all I'm just lazy lol
nice to have friends, nice to know there are people who actually like u and care for u and are fun to hang with, nice to know people like u for who u really are unconditionally
nice to know bitches i hate will never NEVER have that
stay lonely pitiful boring unsuccessful and fake .
priorities straight. emptying out ugly shit, rebuilding myself and who i am. having fun, fixing my look. investing
music music music GOOD MUSIC
movies movies movies
books books books
those 3 things will never change
unbrainwashing myself
realized so much shit.. istg my glow up is associated with freeing my mind from all this bullshit...
RATHER BE PROUD OF WHO I AM RATHER THAN TRY TO BE SOMETHING IM NOT JUST TO FIT INTO SOME LOWKEY RACIST UGLY BORING BULLSHIT
crazy how deep into my coma i was
BITCH IM BACK OUT OF MY COMA
going forward.. going forward.. investing.. changing...
mentality shifting.. my image of diserable.. who i want to be
better important goals, fun goals, fun shit, cool shit, new shit
destroying the fuck bitches who tried to kill me
bunch of fucking losers.
I'm better now I'm happy now i ended 2017 happy as fuck
i DONT have my gl but i don't need him rn. I'm loved. i love me. my family and friends got me. so until i act on some long awaited shit and gain more resources and achieve more personally UNTIL I'm ready and deserve some shit. then ill get gl. I'm going towards him.
you're with me.. even when you're away.
hope u feel all this happiness too, hope you're warm, hope you know I'm not where u are right now and hope ur working your way towards me too
ill meet u in the warm .
happy. i spent many nights happy no fights no drama no sadness (other than not having gl i get hopeless being in love with someone i don't know yet but i cant help it)
soon tho dw.. it 2018 now lol
anyways!! i grew so much in 2017 I'm back to who i really am I'm motivated I'm happy I'm inspired I'm ready for the next year
i ended this year losing my bitch ass acne studios scarf!! like a dumb bitch!! so I'm still a dumb bitch!! but who cares -.-
need so stop buying dumb shit.. ill get the trousers when i get a job and the fucking scarf won't matter.. yo ass don't even like scarfs wtf -_-
lool see this optimistic dgaf mentality..
CAASH DONT LAST MY FRIENDS WILL RIDE FOR ME
and thats exactly what we did tonight, dance and sing to disney hits and sean paul . happy and careless af
I GOTTED WHAT I WANTED RIGHT NOWWW
GOD DOES IT FEEL SO GOOOOD
2018 lets fucking go. I'm ready . I'm going to make so much shit. I'm out my coma, i know what the fuck i want . no more dumb shit, we do dis. LETS FUCKING GOOOO.
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