#i didn't think i could get this attached to a cat even tho im always sensitive and loving to animals

[waluijoe]

my cat is so ill that i had to leave him at the vet and they keep calling me to bring me bad news after bad news and it's making me just so sad and heart broken that i can't speak and can't move much and idk i just want to sleep and not break but i don't think my body can take the grief. i just hope he survives and gets better or at least doesn't feel pain, i know he was already sick when i took him in a few years back but like.. nothing really prepares you for it anyway. i feel so miserable, i just hope he's not lonely

[userkatekanearchived]

oc q+a for tcor au:

- who is elena?

the monster hiding under your bed but she's also the queen of the court of requiem after she massacred the previous court when they killed her brother, elias

she is cruel and she is kind and she is selfish and she is motherly and she's basically only standing in the light because of elias

she will either eat you for dinner or take you to dinner

no, she wasn't always like this. she came back wrong

- who are benedikt and arlo?

the knights of the court. elena's lackies although benedikt serves elias far more than elena and arlo doesn't have a say

benedikt is a cursed being thanks to his family betraying the court several generations ago and he's been fighting it ever since

arlo is so morally fucked because of elena now that he doesn't know where the line is to cross and i'm not sure he cares if he does now either

they're brothers in arms and constantly at each other's throats in the same way two brother's bully each other but if anyone else tried it??? run

benedikt is my oldest oc :)

- and elias?

in some members of the court's eyes, he's the rightful ruler, the true heir

elias, however, has no fucking love for it and loathes the court with his entire being and the only reason he gets involved is because elena would run rampant if he didn't

he's the biggest softie there ever was

he also thinks himself the ugliest to ever exist because of all the scars his mother left him

wishes he could die but elena won't let him

he'll be your home if you need one

- what the fuck is the court of requiem?

an underground organisation bordering being a cult ruled by elena who holds everyone on a very tight leash

originally banded together thousands of years ago with the intention of ruling the world and everything on it as well as any other plane of existence they could get their hands on

the first member made a pact with a demon for great power and thus the long line of eldreds came to be in search of poopin' out the perfect vessel for demonbro

and they almost nailed it too but then the twins fucked it all up and elena took over :)

now the court stays out of the mundane eye and fucks around in the shadows instead

- where does haylin fall into this?

nabbed by elena when she was a little girl because elena got attached to her when she this tiny brat wasn't afraid of her

elias was PISSED and tried to make elena take her back but when he found out haylin's family was uh, full of shitheads, he was like that's my kid now

basically elena said 'oh a new cat :)' and elias said 'that's my daughter now'

was raised like royalty but def didn't act that way

joined elias' hunters even tho he was upset about it

now she teams up with a group of them and goes out into the world stopping trouble and causing mischief at the same time :)

she's well versed in magic and folklore

she's benedikt's charge and he hasn't known peace since he landed the job

- will you post writings about the court?

no im too scared to bc one rp partner called it boring and then another peaced out after disrespecting it and me massively and now i'm a scared chihuahua about it and scarred for life but i will post random art of the characters because this au has been my baby since i was 13 and i love it so much

[hellishgayliath]

Violet, bluebell, and tiger lily for the flower ask game! 🌸

Do you like to cook or bake? if so, what is it that you like to make?

I like doing both a fair equal amount. I'm always looking for new recipes to try out and see if they hit or not( and especially since I live with my sister's kids, their "palettes" are so fucking hard to please sometimes since they don't really like to try anything different, so experimenting has it's downfalls most times). Some dishes I like to make are omurice, egg fried rice, fried chicken, any potato recipe honestly lol, but in baking I really looooooove making bread. Pumpkin bread, apple bread, banana bread, cinnamon swirl bread, milk bread, Hawaiian bread i fucking love bread n pastries (including muffins and scones). I only make other stuff like cookies/cake/ cupcakes for occasions or if somebody's cravin it ( I don't like cookies tho they give me so much trouble when it's time for the oven >:U ) I don't like cake either cept for this one recipe I use where its chocolate but it also has coffee in it to counteract the sweetness of it since I cant handle sweet things too well.

2. Do you have pets? if so, what are their names?

I live with my dad atm so we can't have pets ( he is the fucking worst to animals and it pisses me off, like you live in a family of animal lovers bro wtf is your deal) BUUUUUT my mom's house on the other hand has 4 cats and 1 dog and I miss them each and every day so goddang much. Each of them were taken in as strays( cept the dog Koby, my step bros have a bad habit of bringing in dogs and then expecting my mom n stepdad to take care of them, this pisses off my mom greatly when she already has her own shit to deal with).

The cats are Cleo (Cleopatra, I call her queenie): she's a bit of an old lady with a resting bitch face but she's so cuddly and lovable to me at least.

Mufasa ( who we don't even call him by his name, he's just chunky boy to me): he's a stinky stinky bully to his sisters and very unbothered by most things, he's also very cuddly

Nala ( she doesn't have much names compared to the others, but i do call her Houdini/ nanas): chunky boi's sis, she's a bit of an escape artist, has tried and succeeded escaping the house numerous times, she tends to keep to herself alot of the time and is the one you hear meowing at your door at 5 in the morning, we love her tho, I also like holding her on my shoulder like a parrot

Pudge/Harley (still half n half on her name) : sis to nala n Mufasa, gets picked on the most from chunky boi, she's a bit more skitterish and attached to my lil bro the most, and her fur is just oh so soft like a cloud

3. Do you have any favorite quotes from any movies, tv shows, books, or poetry? (or from people in real life)

First thing I can think of is just most of the lines from Monty Python and the holy grail, there are just so many iconic lines from that movie that me n my sister say on the daily and then we're always compelled to watched it again ( A NEWT?...I got better xD) . Another thing we also love is the guy who didn't like musicals which we also just want to watch again cuz starkid is amazing. Im sure there's more quotes hidden somewhere in my mind but those are the first two pieces of media i could think of

Flower ask game

[mimick-the-mcyt]

Okay so I actually may or may not have brain rotted on this plot last night so I have a Lot Of Thoughts (hence why I decided to make a side blog instead of just bogging down your inbox lol)

So here are the many thoughts me and Friend Of Mimick™ had about this au

So basically, yeah yeah arranged marriage plot all well and good. I ain't one to scoff at a classic.

BUT what if they were both given the order to assassinate the other? In an attempt to spark a war between the two kingdoms/factions/Existing Government Bodies(???). (I'm sure justification can be given. Fantasy politics is always the most fun part about arranged marriage plots /gen). They are both given these orders independently.

Now here's where the fun is. This AU is mostly from Jackie's~< overly dramatic sparkles > PoV.

(Also a lot of the Shenangians of ya know Sudden Marriage That Neither Rly Agreed To would also be included, I just don't plot that stuff (like more lighthearted or awkward sorta silly character interactions) cuz i like just writing it as it comes. that stuff is also extremely fun. like its literally mostly what i think about when i think about this au lol. They Are Such Fun Characters Oml.)

Now, Jackie, upon getting this order to kill the husband that he Really Didn't Sign Up For, Seriously He Didn't Even Rly Sign Up To Be General, decides. Hmmmmmm nah. At least for a bit. He'll take what he can get and the enderman ain't half bad looking either.

Jackie, of course, still notices, how curious, that Ran is tryina kill him. Almost as if they're trying to spark a war. Ran, of course, has about as much luck as in canon when it comes to killing Jackie.

Tho despite the fact Jackie got One Hell Of A Husband, free of charge, on top of one of the highest positions in all of Subbin, he ain't rly having a dandy ol time. Cuz woo yay in this AU Jackie is the so called bearer of the curse.

He has to train a bunch of recruits, on top of deal with the fun mental hoops of the fact porkius still holds a guillotine blade over his head at all times, on top of the fact his so called husband (who he is definitely getting attached to) is tryina murder him, on top of tryina figure out why in the world would these countries want to start a war, and he ain't even 20 yet.

He's having a grand ol time. /s

But time passes as it does, and things slowly get better. or at least Jackie adjusts. Ran isn't trying to kill him 24/7, and Jackie's able to, just a bit (a lot, rly) let his walls down around him (ran does as well. Yay them being able to be cute and bond). The recruit's are training up well, even if it's like herding cats. Porkius accepts the half-true excuse for why Jackie has taken so long. "Im waiting so no one will suspect me. The perfect time will come". Jackie knows there's never a perfect time. He didn't get this far as an assassin waiting. It's a lie he hasn't even been bothering to tell himself.

Although, even as things adjust, shits still Tense < more overly dramatic sparkles >. The guillotine blade still hangs over his head from porkius. He's started to put together some of the things about the geopolitical bits I didn't build (yet, perhaps). And he's noticed how antsy ran has been getting over the past few weeks, seemingly being plagued by nightmares.

And then the tension snaps. Like a rope. and then there's a blade at his neck

Held non other by ran.

(this guillotine thing was done on the fly but I kinda love it)

Cuz WOOP ran was not having a handy dandy time either.

Similar to canon, the council is like Wtf Dude Why Haven't You Murdered The Guy This Is Your One Job. And ran is struggling cuz every damn day he gets just a bit of what he could keep, if it wasn't for the fact the council wants Jackie dead for whatever reason. Ran is able to ignore it for a while but willpower only lasts so long.

Aaaaand that's all I schemed out. I am Bad at endings lol, I'm lucky I even figured out a good one for the Other Knifetrick fan²fic I planned out. Although this one is definitely on the workbench still,

The guillotine theme kinda came out of the blue but I Love It and if I eventually get around to writing this I'm definitely including it.

If I disappear for the rest of... Existence, lol, after posting this. Blame anxiety.

Now that I'm done with this I'm gonna go work on Actual Writing and not just endlessly scheming out endless plots. Big compliments to Knifetrick tho cuz OOHOHO I haven't even been this schemeing-out-plots trigger-happy since my last hyperfixation. Very good characters.

Complete and utter opposite au idea: In a universe where Subbin actually knows about Terminus, the two come to a treaty that involves the arranged marriage of subbin's war general and the council's first executive in command

OHOHOHOHO