#i bet binghe got popular because of something stupid like being in a random commercial
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Or, alternatively, he would have an account called YuanLover69 and all of his content would be gushing posts about Shen Yuan doing normal everyday shit and Binghe just gushing about it.
Like imagine those posts u get from friends with pictures of their pets just sitting there doing their own thing and them melting into a puddle over how cute they are, that would be the posts on there.
People actually follow him because they're half convinced he's a satire account and also because he's constantly dropping quote fuel. Like dude goes on gomez addams level monologues and it regularly gets taken out of context and becomes a spiders georg level text meme.
Also bingge would be on twitter/instagram while bingmei is on tumblr. Hell this could exist in conjunction to the empty insta account idea too; dude doesn't need an insta beyond liking sy's posts when he already has a tumblr simp account.
The key difference between bingge and bingmei is that bingge would be an Instagram influencer who makes thousands on every post and his account is exclusively scenic pictures that have him flexing his muscles and he would have millions of followers. Bingmei would have an Instagram account caller user837294893 with 0 posts, no bio, no profile pic, 7 followers and he only made it to follow shen yuan
#shen yuan also has a binghe simp account#but binghe is like a low-level celebrity so it's not weird#no one knows binghe is the one running yuanlover#binghe keeps shen yuan out of the spotlight cus people send hate to his partners and he'd actually commit murder if they did that to sy#i bet binghe got popular because of something stupid like being in a random commercial#and people just got hella feral and parasocial about it#i want to say that sy is on tumblr but tbh it's probably more likely that he also thinks it died ten years ago#the quotes from Binghe's monologues end up on other platforms#and binghe has a fucking heart attack when he hears sy use it as a text format#he thinks he's gotten caught but in reality shen yuan's just using a funny meme
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