#i bet binghe got popular because of something stupid like being in a random commercial
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randomwritingdrabbles · 3 months ago
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Or, alternatively, he would have an account called YuanLover69 and all of his content would be gushing posts about Shen Yuan doing normal everyday shit and Binghe just gushing about it.
Like imagine those posts u get from friends with pictures of their pets just sitting there doing their own thing and them melting into a puddle over how cute they are, that would be the posts on there.
People actually follow him because they're half convinced he's a satire account and also because he's constantly dropping quote fuel. Like dude goes on gomez addams level monologues and it regularly gets taken out of context and becomes a spiders georg level text meme.
Also bingge would be on twitter/instagram while bingmei is on tumblr. Hell this could exist in conjunction to the empty insta account idea too; dude doesn't need an insta beyond liking sy's posts when he already has a tumblr simp account.
The key difference between bingge and bingmei is that bingge would be an Instagram influencer who makes thousands on every post and his account is exclusively scenic pictures that have him flexing his muscles and he would have millions of followers. Bingmei would have an Instagram account caller user837294893 with 0 posts, no bio, no profile pic, 7 followers and he only made it to follow shen yuan
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