#i am so sorry paul

[myrammmortal]

Part 2 of this hellshow

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I got out of bed and drank some coffee and ate a delicous pauldick. My bed was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my bed for the second time for no reason whatsoever and took of my giant die Woodys t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on my signature black lederhosen hotpants and combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on an earring in my pierced ears, and perfected my sexy ass hairstyle that looked like a tonsure but wasn't.

My friend, Flake woke up then and grinned at me. He flipped his short brown hair and opened his eyes. He put on his golden glitter shirt and golden glitter pants. He put on his golden shoes and silly golden hat. He honked at me like a goose.

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Richard Z Kruspe yesterday!” he said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Richard?” she asked as we went out of the bedroom and into the hotel lobby

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” he exclaimed. Just then, Richard walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Berlin.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God! I Don't care about them at all!” I screamed. I never even heard of GC.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped. Why would he ask me that? He doesn't know them either and I bet he doesn't give a fuck. "No way I said, ask me when Depeche Mode are in town or something."

[shabawdy]

i love when men wear glasses and are covered in blood

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[ghostfrog81]

I drew this while listening to the Rolling Stones greatest hits on CD

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Mobility aid TF2? Well I'll give you one better...

GAY MOBILITY AID TF2

I BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING

THEY'RE GAY NOW

EDIT: Hey so I just realized I drew Medic in a hospital wheelchair for some reason? Instead of a manual one?? Maybe it's because in my reference pic it was a hospital wheelchair, but I swear I remember thinking about changing it to a manual one? I guess I was just being a dumbass and forgot lmao, sorry y'all

[spaceagetoon]

I like it when they make Edward Nygma a cute boy they should keep doing that forever I think

[moeblob]

@crazify linked me in a "spell your URL out with songs" post and I was like hmmmm probably not. I'm pretty shy with my music tastes. Then I did this anyway and not only picked song titles but also the specific OC from OIFIL that I would associate it with.

Yes, B is just the same song. I didn't really have many B titles that could fit Rick..... so I just slam dunked him like a leech onto Karen's B song. It actually still works for him so its fine.

[sarafangirlart]

Imagine being so gooner brained you sexualize HOSPITAL GOWNS

[talulahsjusthere]

I wish John hadn’t been shot. I wish George hadn’t died from cancer. I wish all four of them had gotten mentally better and learned to love themselves as they were. I wish all four of them worked out there issues with each other and it made their friendships stronger in the process. I wish John had accepted his sexuality and started making really campy gay music. I wish all four of them could wear suits to an autism diagnosis together. I wish they had a reunion concert that ended in George playing one of his songs and John and Paul passionately making out in the back. I wish John and Paul got to love each other like they always wanted and then get married and have honeymoon in Paris. I wish all four of them grew to be funny old men and say out of pocket funny shit on twitter. I wish all four of them got to grow old together. I wish all four of them were still alive.

[vanweezer]

ive been calling them slipkneight. its a work in progress

[spacedoutman]

@insanityisdivine here’s Ace kissing Paul! I referenced the photo of him kissing that dude but every time I try side profile it’s unbelievable levels of awkward so I did it like twenty times but I was finally happy with this result.

It made me step out of my comfort zone which is something I desperately need to do more often. This looks pretty bad because I’m not good with side profile but I tried!!

[lulu2992]

Happy 10th Anniversary, Far Cry 4 (2/3)

One day, I wondered how many ways to finish Far Cry 4 there were depending on who you choose to follow and how you deal with the antagonists.

I did the math and found that the answer was… 1,729! Don’t take my word for it because I don’t even remember my calculations now, but I made diagrams to illustrate all the paths.

What did your adventure(s) look like? :)

If you’re curious, I included my three playthroughs (and the reasoning behind my choices) under the cut:

First playthrough:

I chose Amita the first time because there was no one else to retrieve the intel she wanted while Sabal already had a group of fighters defending the camp. When I came back, I didn’t like his reaction and thought it was unfair to blame Ajay.

I did take his side in the next two missions, though, because I wanted to get rid of the drugs.

At the end, I still chose Amita because Sabal just kept getting more and more obnoxious, I didn’t want Bhadra to be forced to become Tarun Matara (and potentially marry him) and, since I had burned the fields and destroyed the factory, I thought nobody would be able to grow or sell opium anymore. Amita would melt the artifacts, sell the gold, and that’s how she would make money.

I was very happy with my choice until I read there was a post-credits scene involving the new leader of the Golden Path and went to Tirtha to watch it. Seeing what Amita had become really hurt, and it looked like me destroying everything opium-related didn’t matter after all, which was very disappointing...

As much as I hate Sabal’s behavior, in my opinion, he’s a better-written character compared to her because you can see him become more and more despotic as the story progresses, and it happens in a believable way, but while she’s a flawed person as well, it really feels like Amita just turns evil after the credits.

Honestly, I felt betrayed.

Second “playthrough”:

I just wanted to see the secret ending. I believe I waited a little over 13 minutes for Pagan to come back.

Third playthrough:

Basically, I sided with Amita when I had previously followed Sabal, and vice versa, so I could play all the missions. I also decided to kill Noore this time because shooting her in the back without telling her anything seemed like a less painful way for her to die since she doesn’t survive anyway... However, I let everyone else live because, when given the option, I always choose not to kill.

[boy-oneder]

More Snapchat caption memes

[mescalpascal]

Oh, fuck me. (source)

[theoldkyokodied]

DEE IN THE DOOR WAY OF YOUR LATEST MAC AND DENNIS ART DUMP IS FUCKING SENDING ME LMAOOOOOO

I already replied this to a comment on instagram but i don't think i'll write anything more cohesive about my thoughts on deandra 'doorway haunter' reynolds: she is serving carrie white with a side of regina george after she got hit by that bus. haunting the doorway while her loser brother is hanging out with his loser friend, making fun of old skin mags they found. it's not like she wants to be part of that, but she would have loved to shoot the invitation down.

[racmune]

witch pauling n catboy scout based on this art by @selinaeagle :3c its too cute not to draw myselfff