#i am plagued by a curiosity so mighty it nearly kills me
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ive blocked more porn bots than should be asked of me, perhaps i will just admit defeat and watch as we are inevitably overrun by a calvary of digital-std ridden beaus
#im so done#they can inflate my following count as much as they please#for i shall abstain from traversing into the enemy territory so temptingly presented to me in a misleadingly harmless looking link reading:#melanie🌸 19👈 realesate agent🏡#for within these innocent looking packages#there lies in wait a beast#a beast who may come to you in an email#perhaps as a desperate nigerian prince#even armed with the knowledge of the beast’s existence#i am plagued by a curiosity so mighty it nearly kills me#for what is the nature of this beast?#mayhaps these packages do contain some of which they promise#perhaps i will be merely led into a land infected with the rot of capitalism littered with unskipable ads#containing the apparently longed for pornography#and then i may safely retreat#my curiosity quenched#you can see my struggle#but i will continue to fight the urge#and ignore poor melanie#who was created only to lead such a unfulfilling life
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