#i am fuckin serious when i say that i'd beat the shit out of a terf if i could get my hands on them lmfao

[archangeldyke-all]

@sumilane made this gorgeous art and i wrote a little something for it! i posted it already last night as a reblog but i'm going to make it it's own post so gio can add more art to it!! eeek!!!

men and minors dni

sevika is feeling strangely vulnerable.

it could be the bottle of whiskey the two of you have been sharing this evening. it could be that silco, the one person she knew best in the world, is gone now. it could even be the brat he left behind for her to take care of who's been slowly worming her way into sevika's heart throughout the time spent fixing up her new arm and changing their looks together.

it could just be you, though. the sorta-sad, mostly resigned look in your eye as you lament your relationship woes to sevika.

"i dunno... every time i think i could have something with someone-- not even like, marriage, but y'know-- just someone to share some intimacy with-- something happens and it doesn't work. after a while i just start to think maybe it's not the circumstances that are fucked up 'n maybe it's just me."

"bullshit." sevika spits, shaking her head and quickly refilling her glass with more whiskey. she has to do something with her hands to keep from reaching across the table and shaking your shoulders as she speaks. "y-you're fine. perfect--" she cuts herself off, a furrow in her brow as she glares at her whiskey.

you snort. sevika's adorable when she's tipsy, stumbling over her words and staring into space. fuck. you need to stop rambling about your heartache to the woman you're hopelessly in love with. "i-i'm sorry for dumping this shit on you sev. 's boring and stupid and--"

"no, shut up, it's just--" sevika blinks up at you then curls in on herself in a manner that's almost... shy. she clears her throat and looks away for a moment, almost whispering. "i-i'd marry you."

you blink.

"what?"

"i'm saying you're fuckin' stupid if you think you don't have options." sevika mutters, hunching her shoulders so much she looks small.

you're heart's beating a mile a fucking minute, and you squeak when you bite your tongue to make sure you aren't dreaming. "you said you'd marry me?"

"fuckin'-- obviously only in some hypothetical world where you were into me." sevika shrugs. "but...yeah." she grunts, before reaching out and drowning the whiskey in her glass, muttering a "fuck." under her breath.

you blink a few times, tears spontaneously bubbling up in your vision and a lump forming in your throat. "i was under the impression that i didn't have a shot with you." you whisper.

sevika's eyes fly to yours, wide and shocked. "what the fuck would make you think that?!"

"j-just..." you trail off, gulping again. "you're the most interesting, attractive woman i've ever met, and i am one of about a thousand other fuckin' people in zaun who think so. a-and we've been friends for years and you never said anything..." you trail off as sevika stumbles out of her booth and over to yours, shoving in beside you and cornering you against the wall, clutching your jaw with both of her hands as she stares down at you-- bewildered.

"is this a dream?" she asks.

"i bit my tongue to check-- it's real."

"i-i was serious y'know. i'll take you down to the courthouse tomorrow morning." she says, her voice shaky and sincere.

suddenly, the full reality of the situation hits you, and you burst into laughter. "i-i've been in love with you for years." you admit through giggles. "years!"

sevika starts to giggle too. "m-me too."

"and your fucking haircut is so hot all i've wanted to do for the past two weeks is kiss yo--"

sevika cuts you off with her lips to yours, and you sigh, wrapping your arms around her shoulders.

it's a drunk, sloppy kiss-- years of tension and yearning finally bubbling to the surface as sevika attempts to pin you to the booth.

you have every intention of letting her do just that when she pulls away, grinning down at you.

"you really bit your tongue, didn't you? i can taste the blood in your mouth." she asks.

you nod, clawing at her desprately as you try to get her to kiss you again. sevika grins, swooping in to do just that-- but when she pulls away the second thime with her leps stained with your blood, you gasp. "oh, shit!"

"i tried to tell you." sevika giggles.

"do i need stitches? can you give stitches to a tongue?" you ask.

"this really puts a dent in all my plans." sevika cackles. you snort, and she passes you the bottle. "drink. it'll wash the blood away."

"w-what plans?" you ask as you take a swig.

"the plans i had for your tongue."

you choke, whiskey spraying everywhere as you cackle.

sevika--covered in your spit, blood, and whiskey-- smiles so wide you think her face might crack.

taglist!

@fyeahnix @lavendersgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner

@shimtarofstupidity @chuucanchuucan @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther

@sevikaspillowprincess @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai

@glass-apothecary @macaroni676 @artinvain @k3n-dyll @sevsdollette

@ellieslob @xayn-xd @keikuahh @maneskinwh0re @raphaellearp

@iamastar @sevikitty @mascdom @nhaaauyen

@mirconreadzztuff22 @veoomvroom @lushh-s3vik4s @katyawooga @lesbodietcoke

@lavandasz

[corvus-rose]

OC in 15 or Less

Tagged by @jezifster, but I actually started this from an open tag from @multi-lefaiye, whom I am tagging because they'll recognize the last quote I think

Rules: Post 15 or fewer quotes from an original character, ideally illustrating their personality and place in the plot.

I'm gonna write down a bunch of Aki quotes for this one because he truly just Says Shit. cw for violence and sexual situations/references. The Aki Classics. Some of these are funny, some of these are mean, and some of these are deadly serious. You know, The Aki Classics.

"Nearly got my guts ripped out and the worst part is he didn't even buy me dinner. What's up with you?"

"Find me in the back of the club beating the shit out of somebody. Or getting beat to shit. I'm vers."

"Me, I'm a professional. Every risk I take is calculated. And whatever higher power is out there has not yet decided to kill me, so there you fuckin' go."

"Yeah yeah, Arcadia whatever. I was just passing through and couldn't help but stop by. And aren't you glad I did?"

"This party sucks. This beat sucks. If the DJ plays more of this shit I'm siccing Karma on her." [Context: Karma is what he named the scythe he uses in Guardian mode.]

"If it gets out, I could get arrested, executed by Guardian vigilante justice, or worst of all, get my indie cred revoked."

While sadly playing chords on a keyboard: "I hope you dieeeee… I hope we both dieeeee…"

"Now, me, I can't knock anyone up yet, but if I could I'd at least remember the name and face. Well honestly, I'd stop fucking around entirely, like move in together, get a real job, get a ring maybe... but like I said, we don't have the technology, so who cares?"

"You're not the first to put up a fight. You won't be the last, either."

"Primordial hunting? Without me? Damn, it's like we're not even friends anymore."

"I think I shouldn't have to go to therapy if my mental illness manifests in objectively funny ways."

"Meat for the fuckin' grinder. That's all any of us are, anyway."

"It's not homewrecking if you fuck her husband too."

"...Keep dreaming, magical girl."

"I mean aside from the fact you're a man - like have you heard of boywives? All the rage apparently. But they're fuckin' twinks. There's noooo way you were a twink, like even when you were twink age I cannot see it. When I imagine you I figure you hit puberty or T or whatever and immediately became a thirty or fourty year old mildly divorced man with a five o clock shadow. You know?"

Tag: open

[archangeldyke-all]

heheheh i volunteer!!

sevika is feeling strangely vulnerable.

it could be the bottle of whiskey the two of you have been sharing this evening. it could be that silco, the one person she knew best in the world, is gone now. it could even be the brat he left behind for her to take care of who's been slowly worming her way into sevika's heart throughout the time spent fixing up her new arm and changing their looks together.

it could just be you, though. the sorta-sad, mostly resigned look in your eye as you lament your relationship woes to sevika.

"i dunno... every time i think i could have something with someone-- not even like, marriage, but y'know-- just someone to share some intimacy with-- something happens and it doesn't work. after a while i just start to think maybe it's not the circumstances that are fucked up 'n maybe it's just me."

"bullshit." sevika spits, shaking her head and quickly refilling her glass with more whiskey. she has to do something with her hands to keep from reaching across the table and shaking your shoulders as she speaks. "y-you're fine. perfect--" she cuts herself off, a furrow in her brow as she glares at her whiskey.

you snort. sevika's adorable when she's tipsy, stumbling over her words and staring into space. fuck. you need to stop rambling about your heartache to the woman you're hopelessly in love with. "i-i'm sorry for dumping this shit on you sev. 's boring and stupid and--"

"no, shut up, it's just--" sevika blinks up at you then curls in on herself in a manner that's almost... shy. she clears her throat and looks away for a moment, almost whispering. "i-i'd marry you."

you blink.

"what?"

"i'm saying you're fuckin' stupid if you think you don't have options." sevika mutters, hunching her shoulders so much she looks small.

you're heart's beating a mile a fucking minute, and you squeak when you bite your tongue to make sure you aren't dreaming. "you said you'd marry me?"

"fuckin'-- obviously only in some hypothetical world where you were into me." sevika shrugs. "but...yeah." she grunts, before reaching out and drowning the whiskey in her glass, muttering a "fuck." under her breath.

you blink a few times, tears spontaneously bubbling up in your vision and a lump forming in your throat. "i was under the impression that i didn't have a shot with you." you whisper.

sevika's eyes fly to yours, wide and shocked. "what the fuck would make you think that?!"

"j-just..." you trail off, gulping again. "you're the most interesting, attractive woman i've ever met, and i am one of about a thousand other fuckin' people in zaun who think so. a-and we've been friends for years and you never said anything..." you trail off as sevika stumbles out of her booth and over to yours, shoving in beside you and cornering you against the wall, clutching your jaw with both of her hands as she stares down at you-- bewildered.

"is this a dream?" she asks.

"i bit my tongue to check-- it's real."

"i-i was serious y'know. i'll take you down to the courthouse tomorrow morning." she says, her voice shaky and sincere.

suddenly, the full reality of the situation hits you, and you burst into laughter. "i-i've been in love with you for years." you admit through giggles. "years!"

sevika starts to giggle too. "m-me too."

"and your fucking haircut is so hot all i've wanted to do for the past two weeks is kiss yo--"

sevika cuts you off with her lips to yours, and you sigh, wrapping your arms around her shoulders.

it's a drunk, sloppy kiss-- years of tension and yearning finally bubbling to the surface as sevika attempts to pin you to the booth.

you have every intention of letting her do just that when she pulls away, grinning down at you.

"you really bit your tongue, didn't you? i can taste the blood in your mouth." she asks.

you nod, clawing at her desprately as you try to get her to kiss you again. sevika grins, swooping in to do just that-- but when she pulls away the second thime with her leps stained with your blood, you gasp. "oh, shit!"

"i tried to tell you." sevika giggles.

"do i need stitches? can you give stitches to a tongue?" you ask.

"this really puts a dent in all my plans." sevika cackles. you snort, and she passes you the bottle. "drink. it'll wash the blood away."

"w-what plans?" you ask as you take a swig.

"the plans i had for your tongue."

you choke, whiskey spraying everywhere as you cackle.

sevika--covered in your spit, blood, and whiskey-- smiles so wide you think her face might crack.

taglist!

@fyeahnix @lavendersgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner

@shimtarofstupidity @chuucanchuucan @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther

@sevikaspillowprincess @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai

@glass-apothecary @macaroni676 @artinvain @k3n-dyll @sevsdollette

@ellieslob @xayn-xd @keikuahh @maneskinwh0re @raphaellearp

@iamastar @sevikitty @mascdom @nhaaauyen

@mirconreadzztuff22 @veoomvroom @lushh-s3vik4s @katyawooga @lesbodietcoke

@lavandasz

What do you mean is the last season i'll see my wife in...

[ruthlesslistener]

You literally want gender non-conformity erased and medicated out of existence. A feminine male must be a girl! A masculine girl can't use she/her anymore! That girl doesn't want to play with dolls? Better put her on puberty blockers! You enforce traditional gender roles, not the feminists who believe we are defined by our individuality, not gender stereotypes. You also sound just as braindead as those who call ex-Muslims Islamophobic, because your tiny brain cannot wrap itself around the idea that not all atheists are white and organized religion is deserving of criticism.

Lmfaooo lookit this fuckin terf out here in my inbox making a complete and utter clown of themselves.

Okay, apart from the fact that you’re completely ignoring the fact that nonbinary people exist, and that the concept of two genders is a western thing- you do realize that you’re literally fucking contradicting your own shitty ideology, right? You’re literally fucking saying that you want people to be shoved into binary gender roles, while I’m out here saying that people don’t have to fucking conform to ancient-ass behavior rituals just because they were born with a dick or not (which isn’t even coded entirely in your chromosomes, it’s based on a melting pot of different factors and works on a sliding scale). Like, you’re literally fucking enforcing gender roles WHILE claiming that I’m the bad guy here, and also claiming that you’re a ‘real woman’ because you happen to have a pussy and gush blood out of your fucking vagina once a month.

Also, guess who happens to be an ex-Muslim? Guess who happens to not be white? I was born into that religion because my father was an Iranian immigrant, and I quit it, because I frankly hate most of religon and think it’s stupid; hell, my dad himself isn’t really religious, he just acts it out bc the government forced everyone into prayer. Hell, I’ve been to Iran several times, I’ve had to act according to Muslim law, I’ve seen my family grouse about it and tell stories about how they threw away all of their makeup after the Revolution because people who looked like they were wearing it were being thrown in jail! I, of all people, know that religion is the cause of a lot of suffering- but again, that is a form of Islam enforced by a religious extremist group for political purposes, not the religion itself. The religion itself speaks of peace and love and respect for others; it’s the fucking extremists that strayed from Allah, and the vast majority of Muslims aren’t extremists, you piece of dogshit. There’s nothing wrong with it, I just left it because I consider the idea of a benevolent god to be fucking stupid.

(I should also mention that critiquing ‘organized religion’, while alright for christianity and the extremists America put into power, is also fucking antiseminic as hell. Jewish people follow an organized religion and they’ve literally done nothing wrong in history, other than, idk,,,have a culture? Fucking hell your argument is a goddamned mess.)

Also, guess who had to fucking deal with islamaphobia my entire fucking life? Guess who had to deal with racism and shit because of my physical features? Guess whose grasp of Farsi is broken because my dad was terrified I’d be killed if someone heard me speaking in public? (Because, for context, I was babbling mostly Farsi when 9/11 happened, and people are fucking insane). Guess who spent many nights of my life literally crying because I was terrified that my family still in Iran were going to be nuked? Because it wasn’t just scary in January, that happened on and off throughout my life. I bet you’re one of those girls who called me a hairy ape with a unibrow in elementary school and then turned right around and got fucking participation prizes for showing ‘girl power uwu’ during group projects

Keer amo bokhor, terf

[chaosemeraldchasers]

Sonic Music

Dear Readers,

I don't know about you, but whenever I think of a Sonic game, the first thing that comes to mind is the music! From Sonic 1, Sonic Adventure to Mania there are so many original scores that Sega has attached to these games. Sometimes when I play a game or particular level the music puts me back to that first moment I entered that zone and how it perfectly suited that region.

For your reading pleasure I have compiled a top 10 list of the best Sonic tracks - feel free to comment.

10. Green Hill Zone - the OG of the Sonic musical score. This diddy was originally composed by Masato Nakamura [band member of Dreams Come True] and has reappeared several times throughout the franchises gaming history, i.e. Sonic Generations, Sonic Mania, and Sonic Forces. In an article written by Carl Anka of the Sabotage Times (2013) the original Sonic the Hedgehog game was touted as having the greatest music of any video game as a result of Green Hill's catchy beat. Don't believe me? Then you better check out some tracks that actually sampled this beat -Ms. Rightfernow by Wiz Kahlifa is a total bop.

9. Kick the Rock! - the hip hop track from Sonic Adventure 2 rapped in the POV as Knuckles is serious vibes. It gives our boy Rad Red some serious street cred - even the subtle burns and acknowledgement of how hot Rouge is kinda makes you laugh and ads to the lore that they're vibing.

8. Knuckles Theme - From Sonic Adventure this song actually sucks, BUT it comes with this epic line that has become a joke among us Classic Fans "You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle I'd rather flex my muscles" - well then, explain this!!??

7. Ice Cap Zone - ok kids, the fact that the Michael Jackson allegedly composed this and that it has been remixed countless times is evidence enough for it to be a certified bop. This little diddy is on my snowboarding jams soundtrack. This upbeat rave-like song will make you want to get up and move. Every time it comes on and I'm on my board I'm envisioning the moment I saw Sonic on a snowboard for the first time and it was MF epic. Only the coolest kids snowboarded in the 90's so this just further solidified Sonic as the OG of the gaming character world for being Way Past Cool.

6. Star Dust Speedway (Act 2, Mania version) - Tee Lopes was a fucking GENIUS on all tracks relating to Mania. When Taxman decided to hire a sound guy he picked THE guy. A decade prior to Mania he got his start doing remixes on Sonic tracks which is where he was sourced to do the project. Lopes states that, “Although I wanted to make something that everyone could enjoy,” he says of the soundtrack, “I must confess that I specifically aimed to make older Sonic fans feel like they're kids again.” And he did...

5. Pumpkin Hill - Another Knux track, the Echidna can spit bars what can I say? This shit gives me hardcore 90's rap vibes and I'm all for that. It's creepy its, its upbeat, it works perfect for the level.

4. Oil Ocean - Sonic 2 I see you! Waiting on that movie like... hurry up 2022! Can we talk about this track? Epic. Original, Mania, or remixed you can't beat the vibe.

3. Metallic Madness (Mania, Act 2) - does anyone know wtf the guy in the back is jibbering? Not sure what it is but I love it. This track can get you ramped up with it's highs and lows... that saxobeat too. Super fun, am I right?

2. Studiopolis (Acts 1 & 2) - Turn this on and try not to bop your head and think 'yeah i get it'.... definitely the BEST new track Sega has put out in a very loooooooooooooong time - again, Tee Lopes we do not deserve you.

and finally... the best song in Sonic history:

1. Chemical Plant Zone - This is the song all us millennial's remember. As we cautiously picked up the controller knowing damn well that those water parts were coming up and NO tails did not swim and bubble shields did not exist. Friends, while you're trying to get up those damn stairs of death without drowning this music is both the most anxiety inducing track and your biggest hype beast when you make it through the stairs of hell and then past the floating rafts of doom. This song is hands-down a mutha-fuckin' work of art - don't agree? fight me.

For your viewing pleasure - all Millennials' personal hell as small children - you're welcome.

Xo, Em 💙🦔

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