#i am a medical mystery

[cripfaggot]

Does anyone else have (or is suspected of having) eds but have no biological family members with it????

[exitpursuedbyavulcan]

Okay as someone who’s been to the gynaecologist a 1000 times bc of endo, I’m so confused and fascinated and pls delete and don’t answer if this is inappropriate but like if your cervix is that far forward, does the vaginal canal continue on or is it like just a very short vaginal canal? This is such an invasive question even literally🫠 please forgive me! but I remember my old gynaecologist commenting on the length of my vaginal canal and it was the strangest thing bc I thought we were all the same length but apparently we’re not. Apparently it varies a lot and my gyno used to say she never expected anyone to look like the diagram.

Oh it continues on! I’ve never measured, but I can comfortably fit an 8 inch dildo with not a lot of prep, so I think its normal size?

lol at my first pap smear mr Dr had to switch to a bigger speculum

[hmasfatty]

Awesome. So. You know That Surgery? Well it turns out they took some samples during it and those samples came back Not Quite Right. It’s not a HUGE cause for concern, apparently, but it DOES mean I’m booked in for MORE surgery in six months time. So…uh…watch this space?

[underworldwillow]

trying to figure out why i almost throw up everytime i sneeze, and i saw some people assume it's because they vape. i mean,,, that can cause other issues, but it's not gonna be the primary cause of this, since it started when i was quite young. my guess is puberty done fucked me up, and now my nerves think i need to unlunch everytime i have to sneeze. but why though ?????????????????? anyway, time to research the in depth history of peter pan, hmu if u wanna know about it

[phantomrandsom]

Is it normal to be chewing gum and the your stomach hurts

[trasho-pando2011]

Bitches be like "I can fix him 🥺"

When he's literally:

[hersurvival]

it is never-ending, i have become a project, shoved and torn in different directions, limb from shaky limb, without proper evaluations or communication hearing "situational" or "not typical" or "definitive" based on various observations. but no one knows. because who casually prescribes one of the strongest anti-depressants on a whim for "ocd tendencies" on a wednesday from their strip mall office? who looks at the way a patient's hands tremble without any other information or examinations, tests, and scribbles an anti-convulsant down onto a pad saying to come back in a month? how did it take five weeks to get a psych evaluation while i was crying and scared, dissociating with demons in my head calling for blood? seven doctors in six months, twenty-one appointments, five different medications: start this, go up, switch, up, i said up, one week trial of this for nothing, full stop and crash, start over, go up, start another, switch two days later, taper off the one that helps you because oh, it might be making something else worse, "you were never evaluated." i still don't know what is wrong with my body and i am scheduled for a second round of evaluations with psychiatry because in an hour, we couldn't get to them all.

tonight i start something new with the potential side effect of insomnia and nightmares but that's how i have always lived so why not? it can't possibly get worse, right? two negatives make a positive type logic.

[barry-j-blupjeans]

i'm sorry to hear you've been having a rough time, i hope it all turns around soon 🥺 no rush or pressure but you know i'm legally obligated to ask about the lucretia-barry WIP, and also i'd love to hear about the davenport-magnus one if you want to share any of that too!

the magnus and davenport one is a very heavy wip. it's got a total of 339 words but I wanted to include it bc I need to write more of it sdlkfsd. but it's basically davenport teaching magnus how to drive the starblaster, and what lead Up to that decision. and then maybe having magnus convince dav to teach the others, or magnus himself teaching the others. they gotta know!! just in case!! [cycle 65 looms ominously in the distance]

the lucretia-barry one is basically a fill-in-the-gaps story of what happened with the two of them during the voidfished years. interacting both with Lich Barry *and* with Madam Director. and kinda just,, the parallels and how they play off each other. they're both so certain they're in the right, and that the other is in the wrong, but that doesn't erase 100 years of caring about each other.

basic vibe is "i hate that you're doing this, but I'm not going to leave you helpless." here's a snippet with lucretia going to retrieve the Bulwark Staff!

“I’m gonna have to say, this was, uh, this was not where I was expectin’ to find you, ‘Creesh.” Lucretia jumped as Barry’s ghostly form appeared on the other boat bench, drawing her wand and shooting off a spell before she even realized what she was doing. Barry dodged without much affair. “Leave me alone, Barry,” Lucretia said, shaking out her hands. If she had pulled a muscle from that— good gods, the world really had it out for her right now. “I’m not trying to start a fight,” Barry said. “I’m just—” He sighed, his form shrinking a little bit. “I wanna understand you, Luce.” “Now’s not the time,” Lucretia said. She began to row again. “Well, I don’t exactly have fantasy g-cal handy right now, so we can't exactly set a date and a time—” “Barry—”

[wannabugi]

to turn around history (26167 words) by sweet_mintx Chapters: 7/? Fandom: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Fang Duobing/Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi Characters: Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng, He Xiaohui, Shi Shui (Mysterious Lotus Casebook), Su Xiaoyong Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Reincarnation, Getting Together, Falling In Love, Alternate Universe - Medical, Age Difference, Slow Burn, Fix-It of Sorts Summary: Li Xiangyi has lived many lives. In his 18th, he finds Fang Duobing on a sweltering August afternoon, in the far corner of the emergency room.   容我再等, 历史转身。   A reincarnation AU with them both as doctors.

[gogglebeast]

Hey guys! Sorry for the long radio silence- quite a lot has happened in the past few months, but I'd like to try and start being a bit more active around these parts?

(We lost Karmel after an aggressive battle with cancer at the end of September, my dad died in the same week (we weren't close- I haven't seen him in years in fact but still) and then, a month later my mom was in the hospital for a week for a very concerning mystery problem that we never fully figured out- she's thankfully doing better now! But oof, it was a rough holiday season, and I'm lucky I have people in my life helping me through it.

I've been dealing with possible heart issues for about a month now, and am Hoping it's just stress giving me palpitations- certainly can't imagine where that could have come from if it is! But at least I have an appointment with a cardiologist next week to try and get a better idea of what's been going on.)

I know I don't need to explain Why I haven't been around, and my presence on social media the past few years has definitely been on and off- but I want a place I can type out my little thoughts and share my little doodles when I have them again!!

[chibeast]

When I weighed in at my appointment yesterday I had unexpectedly lost over 50 lbs, and when I exclaimed in surprise, the nurse congratulated me.

[batz]

epic remission moment look at how fucked up my eyes were in 2021 (first pics) compared to now . i cant make sense of these weird eye pressure maps but the pictures definitely LOOK happier.

[doctorweebmd]

afa;ldf;lakdflk;asdf urgh sorry i've been MIA i unexpectedly got super busy with the grant and my grand rounds and having to pick up shifts for people with emergencies/illnesses/moving PLUS my 'graduation' is tomorrow so i'm all over the place AHHHHH

[magpiesbones]

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[halo--hall]

can't decide if the headache i have had for days is a gum thing or a sinus thing or both but it's pairing really well with the shoulder pain i've had for weeks lmao. mystery chronic illness is awesome

[lucawrites11]

i currently have £0.48 in my bank account and just found some jaffa cakes down the side of my bed... do you think that'll be enough to convince you to update how long do you wanna be loved? (is forever enough?) today?😅

i'm sorry, i would love to but i physically can't. i decided to make a rhubarb crumble today.

(appreciation picture of my crumble)

and i fucked my wrist and i can't type on my laptop to post it now but i should be fine tomorrow. i was originally planning to post it today (for swifter updates please contact the nhs waiting lists and tell them that three months is too long to wait)

(please everyone appreciate my crumble it's the whole reason i answered this ask, i am obsessed with it)