#i am a law abiding citizen

[chryza]

my absolute number one tip to new players of ffxiv is to TAKE. SCREENSHOTS. Assign a hotkey and start taking pictures any time you feel inclined. it doesn't even have to be a gpose shoot, it could just be that your wol looks nice in the light. Take them through MSQ, take them through raids, take them through wandering around RP venues. Having those memories to look back through is an absolute treasure, my biggest regret is not taking more pictures my first time through msq.

[formulapisces]

IF YOUR FIRST PHOTO ON TINDER IS OF YOUR BLUNT ITS INSTANT LEFT WHY DO PEOPLE DO THISSSSS

[verritytorres]

god i love not putting money in the pockets of bad authors 😮‍💨

[microwavepopcorn]

[restinslices]

If I watch those long ass Avatar movies and they’re dogshit istg I’m beating on anyone who vouched for those movies. You will know nothing but blood and dust when I catch you

[yoomiomiki]

HELP I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TI DO IM GOING TO STRANGLE SOMEONE

[skateisawesome]

the dangerous amount of crimes i would commit just to hug aled last.

[chaoswithcausation]

me and the gang on april 26th when the knuckles series comes out

[dilemma-danger]

no no i agree, steal the mosterr

DO THEY SELL MONSTER AT THE DOLLAR STORE??? IDK IN MY HUMBKE OPINION ITS THE EASIEST PLACE TO STEAL FROM BUT JOANNS IS PRETTY EASY TOO BUT I DONT THINK THEY SELL MONSTER THERE CAUSE ITS A CRAFT STORE

[clownprince]

Mfw the comic books that I illegally pirate online aren't available within 6 hours after they're released to the public

[silksworn]

[ cut in ] you look lovely in that dress, by the way.

Consider the dessert fork. A small, unassuming bit of silverware left unattended on several tables that the servants have not gotten to cleaning yet. Iraestra spots one temptingly close out of the corner of her eye. How much damage could she do to the soft of a throat with one? A tongue? An eye?

Longing consumes her utterly; if she could only steer her partner and herself a little closer, she might be able to reach behind her back and seize hold of one...

"...why, the value of electrum decreases by the day! Wars are disastrous for commerce, don't you know? Terrible, terrible business." The lord continues braying like a mule, quite unaware of Iraestra's disinterest, or how murderously her thoughts stray. This is their third turn around the room and she fears that with another she will quite thoroughly prove just how bloodthirsty her people can be. "Not that a lady as lovely as you need worry her head about such things."

Iraestra stiffens with the suddenness of her rage. She stops dancing entirely, making the inept little man stumble over his own feet. Lord or no, his flayed hide will be hers. Let her make a proper drow celebration of this ball.

"Vith'rell," she seethes, stepping dangerously close to her former dance partner. Her hand itches for a dessert fork. "Do you even comprehend with whom you speak? I am not one of your surface women to order around like a dog -"

"Lord Morely. You wouldn't mind overmuch if I were to steal your partner away, would you?" A familiar voice drawls. Though worded as a question, it is more a statement. Enver. He places himself quite thoroughly between the two of them, the only object shielding the cowering lord from her wrath.

The lord remains much too stunned to reply. Enver does not wait for such anyhow, placing a hand on Iraestra's lower back to guide her away. He murmurs the next words for her ears only. "That imbecile only spoke the truth once this entire evening. You do look lovely in that dress."

Iraestra scowls grandly. "I would have it so he never wagged his tongue again, compliments or not. Where have you been?" Watching, no doubt, for the perfect moment to make himself known.

dance magic dance ! / @fatewoven

[algolagniaa]

I got a dress + a shirt + like 10 pairs of underwear + a present for Jess all free

[sysig]

I have to draw his tail as a heart, it’s the rules (Original)

[lees-chaotic-brain]

Commit tax evasion with

any day, like, THAT'S MY MONEY YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

for this ask game!

[faneposting-my-beloved]

Mark my words @rapapaparapara

[naomiknight-17]

I wish I was more tech savvy so I could just like. Hack a billionaire's bank account and take just like... $50,000.

They'd never feel it missing, I could pay off all my immediate debts to both family and financial institutions (except the mortgage but whatever) and have enough left to cover some essential home repairs like replacing my rotting countertop and fixing the dryer venting stuff

But I am not good at computer