#i also hc that the one-night stand he and bulma had wasn't all that great

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well not having scars makes sense given the tech frieza's lot had, but to be fair him having scars also makes sense bc frieza is a dick

anyway here are some of my hcs (some nsfw-ish):

-used to like reading when he was really really little (before he was four-era little), and has an extremely vague memory of reading a book about the super saiyan to tarble when tarble was in his lil baby goo pod, but never really got back into it as an adult

-if the entirety of frieza's army was resurrected, they'd be surprised that he'd swapped sides and stopped doing war crimes, but they'd be significantly more surprised that he has a wife ("vegeta got married???? to a woman????? does he know she's a woman?????? i thought he was allergic to those or something" "i thought he was allergic to everyone honestly)

-still thinks flirting and sexy-times stuff is gross/vulgar, even if he now participates sometimes. genuinely dislikes bulma's "surprise attacks" but tolerates them bc he knows she likes it

-has never said "i love you" to anyone (bulma hasn't ever said it to him either - there's no deep message or anything, it's just not their style)

-honestly has no beef with yamcha whatsoever. does think it's funny he was killed by a saibaman tho

-no concept of human/earthling sexualities nor any interest in learning/remembering them. anytime someone brings up a human/earthling gender/identity, he has know idea which one is which. saiyan culture didn't deal with that at all bc all saiyans cared about was fighting, and the frieza force didn't give a shit bc everyone was a different species anyway

-absolutely will not sleep in the same room as bulma. he doesn't always have nightmares, but he knows for a fact that he's lashed out in his sleep in the past, and if he did that in the same bed as bulma he would turn her into paste. she doesn't love that, but she agrees that she's a lot prettier in non-paste form

-back in his pto days, he shared a room with nappa and raditz (whenever they were on their main assigned base, which admittedly wasn't too often). the room was initially just for him and nappa, since they didn't find raditz until later, so there were only two beds. nappa was too big for his and the frame got pretty screwed up pretty quickly, so nappa eventually just kinda became able to sleep on whatever. vegeta initially refused to share with raditz once they found him and made him sleep on the floor, before eventually realizing that A) sleeping on the floor tended to make raditz even less effective, and B) it's actually a lot warmer to be sharing with someone

-raditz is how he knows that he sleep-attacks sometimes

-more of a general saiyan hc, but saiyans can eat just about anything, and digest most of whatever they eat, so there's a part of vegeta that finds cooking wasteful and bulma actually had to explain to him that humans actually get more nutrients from cooked food. it also tastes better, which isn't really a priority for him, but since bulma can afford to buy him as much as he needs, he'll gladly take the tastiness as a bonus. sometimes kinda forgets about that and just eats things raw tho (hey at least he doesn't eat people. anymore)

-will never admit it, but he's actually even worse at keeping track of time than goku is (he grew up flying around various systems in space; man has zero internal clock whatsoever). it doesn't really end up affecting him much tho bc bulma has an intercom system to yell at him if he goes too long without eating or sleeping

-absolute shit long-term memory in general but hides it well. doesn't remember most of his childhood/teenage years thanks to a mix of head trauma and repression, and a lot of what he does remember kinda blurs together. really really bad with names, but actually pretty ok with faces usually

-never went after yajirobe post-revival bc he genuinely can't remember who cut off his tail and is too embarrassed to admit it

-bottom

Vegeta headcanons I've seen and love:

- darker skin, kinda mid tone brown

- puffy hair

- angry but loving

- constantly bluffing

- pointy ears

- sharp teeth (top canines and matching on the bottom)

I'll lyk when I get more I can't wait