#i actually do have a legit medical reason that my OBGYN decided made it worth it

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Idk how people are going to react to this but...

I really miss smoking weed while pregnant.

I have a medical card and I smoke every day, but smoking while pregnant is an experience I really miss. I know that people judge me for it, smoking when you're pregnant is bad in general and it's a drug that I wouldn't recommend using while you're pregnant without a medical reason, but I still love it and miss it.

I miss setting a bong or dab rig on my pregnant tummy in between hits. Feeling my baby bounce and kick when I cough. Rubbing my tummy and pregnant boycunt when the high kicks in.

Smoking joints in the bathtub while masturbating was also a fun one, usually with my favorite dildo suction cupped to the tub floor so I could ride it. Letting the ashes fall in the water and seeing them mix with the bubbles. Watching my tummy bob along as I fucked myself and smoked.

Using dab carts in public while heavily pregnant was always so much fun, too. People would stare and I know they probably thought I was a horrible parent, but I'm just doing my best and the benefits outweigh the risk. I even used my dab cart on my way to my scheduled C-section, just enjoying the last few moments of it as we bounced down the highway to the hospital, stoned and pregnant and happy and horny.

Nevermind the combination of being stoned and pregnancy brain. I was so stupid, so horny, so pliable and easy... It's kinda the best combination.

I need to get pregnant again as soon as possible and just be high and naked the entire pregnancy. I need that feeling again.

(OP is a man. He/they/it pronouns. D*trans, misgen, f@keboys DNI)