#i FOR SURE thought this was gonna be a 1v1 impolite anon throwdown what a different sort of delight!!

[shameboree]

hi i was listening to skin by kyla la grange and i thought the lines ''but i dont wanna hurt you bad boy // wanna make you sad boy'' fit your oc fallon (i think thats her name?? anyway. the one you drew with the caption ''im gonna mess this guy up (horny) that one.) so much

WOAH i was not expecting an ask about my horrible precious child!!

I LOVE that u picked that one anon bc thats actually part of a specific fallon playlist but from the perspective of a char who is losing her husband to the clutches of this horny menace!! fallon doesnt even homewreck bc she is in love w the guy or anything PATHETIC or PETTY like that she does it bc she wants to throw a coup and needs this guy to serve as the figurehead for her revolution, which is a valid and normal reason to destroy a marriage <:3c shes a cocktease homewrecker but like, for totally moral and just reasons. its normal.

SOME FALLON SONGS!!

FROOT by marina 

im your deadly nightshade im your cherry tree

youre my one true love im your destiny

this one bc she is big into weaponized sexuality and she is RELENTLESS abt it. this is primarily used for bonkers shit like starting revolutions (she is big into the kind of justice that says the ends justify the means). also sometimes just bc she decides she just wants to horny menace a man significantly bigger than her (good assertion of dominance!!)

devils resting place by laura marling

any man can hold my gaze has done his job just fine

you just sold your life away to be with me tonight

dont have anything to say abt this one other than shes just a fuckin demon of a Mean Girl

die alone by ingrid michaelson

dont be a fool girl tell him you love him

dont be a fool girl youre not above him

fallon is fucking bananas and WILL have a full blown Five Stages of Grief meltdown when she catches FEELINGS. she is a huge romantic at heart but in a detached sort of abstract way bc she thinks that ultimately she is ABOVE these kinds of WEAK things (she is Not)

kiss the boys as they walk by, call me their baby

but little do they know im just a maybe

maybe my baby will be the one to leave me sore

maybe my baby will settle the score

listen bc she is a very specific sort of ambition brain damaged (a familial trait) she considers literally everything a competition which makes Romance a game shes already starting on a handicap if shes got disgusting little heart palpitations happening. yuck!!

anyway thanks for making the mistake of saying my ocs name!!