#huisband

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i never noticed how cute she looks here omg...... 🥺 miss faust........ 😳

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[hyaeth]

jacopo bearzatti may be an irredeemable dickhead but you know what ? he is so pretty and handsome

[thinkingonaname]

Day in the Life of a Trad Husband #shorts

[ask6mukuro9]

ole smokey moonshine you are my one true bitch oin thisd hell of a world

[popchoc]

Grey's Anatomy 20x07

How much of a filler was this week's Greys, huh? Not saying it didn't had its moments (though honestly not a lot), but I don't think it didn't add anything real to the main stories. I also got the idea we needed to feel for those not really deserving it. Lucas who got himself in this situation with Mika and (partly) with Simone. Owen who once again needs a teaching moment to learn the very obvious (yet when they both agree they need to talk, they still choose sex instead - guess Teddy is not the smartest either). The cheating woman screaming at her huisband - who might be a dull but at least didn't cheat...

In the meantime they keep seeming to forget Amelia has a kid (besides Lucas), as they keep picturing her having this childless life (while Link is playing house 24/7), and Mika has a relationship (that finally seemed worth of a story, but wait, let's not tell it after all).

As said, not a horrible watch, but not bringing much either.

Station 19 7x07

S19 did remember their original stories - even though it took them like six year. I'm of course talking about Mason. We already learned he hasn't changed for the good, but now we didn't just get to know him better, we also got to see Maya's reaction to it. Her realization that she doesn't just need to pull him away from his life, but actually needs to keep him (far!) away from hers out of protection was well written, and Danielle did an excellent job showing all those different emotions.

They also continued the lawcase arc, in which I esp enjoyed the final scene in which Carina stepped away from it all without turning her back at the patient. A strong, well made statement.

I didn't really feel this ep's call, though I appreciate every attempt of showing the world how horrible and in this case even harmful gender reveal parties are (I seriously hate them even more than baby showers), I don't need to see any Ben and Bailey sex (seriously, it's like watching your parents) and I want to slap Vic for sleeping with Theo again - even though we all knew it was gonna happen.

Ps. We already knew they have a hidious kitchen, but now they have old people furniture, too? Jeez, who decorated this place?! This is so not them!! Can we just have them move back please? I even take that old duvet cover for granted!

[girl9494940]

luvv mai Huisband kiss youAll my kisses are Blooming 🌸

[cupcraft]

lae'zel is flirting with astarion too bad hes my huisband now

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i want my huisbands

[greengrayeyeswrites]

shit-faced in love (chapter five)

Title: shit-faced in love

Pairing: Corpse Husband x OC (fem!youtuber!reader)

Word Count: 1,158

Warnings: Mental Health/Mental Illnesses are a big topic in this story. Mentions of depression, bpd and other mental illnesses. Angst, Fluff.

Note: This may be a Corpse x OC story but feel free to insert yourself into the main girls role. If Corpse ever announces that he doesn’t like fanfics about him, I’ll delete this.

Prologue — Chapter 1 — Chapter 2 — Chapter 3 — Chapter 4 — Chapter 5 — Chapter 6

Author’s Note: Hello guys! I am very, very sorry that I didn’t update this any sooner. I’ve had a lot of troubles with my mental health lately, especially my bpd acting up and making me feel so worthless I wanted to punch myself in the face with a chair... But I thought that I need to get my shit back together and post a new chapter. I am really sorry about the delay. All these likes I am getting on a story that I mainly write for myself is overwhelming... so a massive thank you!

Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSE!

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Imogen ended up being MIA for two whole days. She didn’t update her Twitter after cancelling the stream and didn’t upload anything on her Instagram story and her feed. 

The day after her bad mood swing she stayed at home and Baylee came over. The two girls were spending the day on the couch watching silly old-school romcoms; Buddy sitting in between them in case Imogen needed him.

They were watching movie after movie, falling asleep in between and Imogen felt bad for Baylee. She apologized for being so unmotivated, boring and weird today but Baylee quickly shook her head and told her that it was okay. 

Imogen couldn’t believe how happy she was to have Baylee as her friend, but since she was shifting from black to white thinking and back to black, she couldn’t really feel the happiness she knew existed somewhere. 

All she felt was emptiness and sadness. The episode lasted four whole hours and Imogen fell asleep crying in the middle of it. 

On her final day in Houston, Imogen and Baylee decided to go shopping and Imogen wanted to spoil her best friend. She got her a new computer and a new phone—which Baylee couldn’t quite believe. But Imogen was persistent and wanted her to keep the things.

Imogen then rented a beautiful NCT green colored Jeep Wrangler; which the girls immediately tried out when they were driving to the Space Center Houston for their last day.

„You almost sounded like MrBeast, when you gave me the phone and Macbook“ Baylee chuckled, as the girls looked for a parking lot in front of the Space Center. „I mean I’m meeting him and the crew next week for the first time, so I have to practice“, Imogen grinned, feeling way happier then a few days back.

„D’you already know what you’re doing with them?“ Baylee asked, but Imogen shook her head, when her phone rang with a message notification.

„Would you mind?“ Imogen asked nodding towards her phone, that was peeking out of her totebag in front of Baylee’s feet. Buddy was lifting his head from the backseat, looking at his owner and her friend.

„You got a voice message from Corpse“ Baylee read the notification on the lock screen and Imogen gulped. „Would you mind playing it?“ The twenty-eight year old asked and Baylee nodded, unlocking Imogen’s phone and pressing play.

The first thing both girls could hear was shuffling in the background before Corpse’s deep voice rang in their ears. „Whaddup baby?“, he asked and a shiver went through Imogen’s body, while she maneuvered the car into a parking lot. 

Baylee slapped her hand over her mouth, staring at Imogen in shock. Hearing his go-to phrase so close to her ears and so intimate was kinda scary. Baylee felt like she was eavesdropping.

„How are you feeling?“ Corpse asked, „We were kinda worried when you didn’t respond to the group chat. I know I go MIA as well but you usually told us what was wrong. Rae was worried and I was as well. Please text us soon, so we don’t have to worry anymore.“ 

A quiet breath left his lips and Imogen looked over to Baylee, who was still covering her mouth. „I hope you finish your MrBeast stuff soon. I want to meet you real quick!“ Corpse finished the message and the phone screen turned black.

„Oh my god“ Baylee let out and stared at Imogen. „I felt so bad for listening, Mo!“ She cried out and Imogen gulped. „I feel so bad for not telling them what happened. I know how worried they get when I don't text!“ Imogen shook her head.

„Here, here!“ Baylee pressed the phone into Imogen’s hands. „Text them now! Tell them how you’re feeling and what you’re up to today!“ Baylee turned around to Buddy.

„Buddy, I can’t believe I heard Corpse speak like that! He was genuinely worried!“ Imogen watched her best friend and shook her head.

She had to be honest. Hearing Corpse’s voice like that made her heart jump a little bit. What was he doing with her? She didn’t even know what he looked like, yet he made her heart do weird dancy-dances. 

She knew Baylee was watching her, while she typed into her phone. She knew Baylee wanted to know what she wrote—and she would’ve told her, if she wouldn’t be so shy about it.

When the women came home this night, Baylee decided to crash over in Imogen’s AirBnB. They stayed up most of the night and talked about everything and nothing. They were talking about Baylee’s crush on her co-worker, that didn’t even notice her presence. They spoke about Imogen’s therapy and medication and how Buddy had helped her out of so many dark places already; and then, as the sun was about to rise again, they fell asleep.

— — —

They woke up to Buddy licking their faces, wagging with his tail only a few hours later. Baylee sat up and looked at Imogen, fighting her dog off her.

„You know what? I’m going to miss you.“ Imogen finally got Buddy off her and looked at Baylee. Tears filled her best friends eyes and Imogen looked at her. „Bay“, she whispered and crushed her best friend in a hug. „This week went by way too fast“ Baylee cried into Imogen’s shoulder. „I swear, before I go back to Ireland, I’ll take you on a vacy to Hawaii. So be prepared to take a few days off, once I’m done with my travel!“

Imogen started laughing and Baylee grinned. „Gotcha!“

After having a breakfast together, Baylee helped Imogen pack her stuff and load it into the Wrangler. Imogen was fastening Buddy in the backseat, when she closed the door behind her and hugged Baylee once more.

„Take care, Mo.“ Baylee said and squished Imogen’s cheeks. „I will.“ - „No, I’m serious. When you feel low or sad or empty , turn off the cameras and hold Buddy. Okay?“

Imogen smiled. „I will. Thank you, Bay.“ The girls hugged once more, Baylee clinging on to Imogen as if her life depends on it. „I just wish I could quit my retail job and follow you around, being your camera woman or something.“ Baylee sighed and Imogen looked at her.

Imogen’s brain buzzed. „Keep that in mind, Bay. Okay? I’d even pay you.“ Baylee looked at Imogen and the Irish lass grinned. „Whatever you say, big girl“ Baylee grinned and softly banged the side of the Wrangler.

„Go and take the NCTzen car through the states.“ Baylee grinned and stepped aside to her own car. Imogen grinned and climbed into the Wrangler.

„Good luck on these 1,270 miles!“ Balyee yelled, as Imogen turned on the engine. „Take breaks in between okay?“ Imogen nodded and started backing out of the driveway.

Baylee disappeared into the distance and a piece of Imogen’s heart broke, when she left Houston behind.  

to be continued...

Taglist: @wineandionysus​ @chanbaeol​ @rexit-mo

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@scummetski replied to your post “Who is your huisband?”

he;s so beautiful

i am a simple man

i'm not sure what the context for this is

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I'm dressed like I'm going to my first ladies brunch after the mysterious death of my Huisband.

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@trainstoppin replied to your post “GRRRRR GRRRR WHY IS GEORGE KISSING BORING JOHN AND *NOT ME!!!*”

that's jake you dumbest ass.

THAT’S MY HUISBAND YOU FUCKING HOME WRECKER.

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Passive Aggressive Husband: How To Identify The Traits And Deal With Him

Passive Aggressive Husband: How To Identify The Traits And Deal With Him

Passive-aggressive, doesn’t that sound ironic? How can a passive person be aggressive? Sample this: Shirley serves dinner to her husband Rafael and tells him to have it. He says, ‘yes’, but continues watching the television. She reminds him once more; he says “yes dear, I’ll” but doesn’t budge from the couch because he didn’t like the dinner menu.

That’s a typical passive-aggressive behavior.…

[copblaster]

LINCOLN POLICE EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE

On January 5, 2022 My fianc' Jeffrey Plotke & I (Kelsey Skelton) were stopped by the Lincoln Police here in Lincoln, IL. We were at a stop sign on Sangamon St and a Lincoln officer Chad Eimer and Clinton Wombles had stopped us. Eimer stopped right in front of my 2016 Hyundia Sonata and he came to the passenger side of my car and asked Jeff to get out of my car. Jeff complied. He got out and Eimer searched Jeffs person. He had nothing on him. Eimer then came to the passenger side of my car and asked "Kelsey are you okay?" I said "Yes, I am fine!" I asked him to not arrest Jeff & that he hadn't done anything wrong, that we had just been in a verbal argument. Nothing had ever gotten physical between us. Eimer had said that he wasnt going to arrest him. Soon as he said that and he was about to let us go there was another Dodge Truck pulling up on my passenger side and it was officer Kevin Lynn. He got out of his truck and you could tell that he had an attitude as soon as he got out of the truck. He went to Eimer and said "No! Arrest that son of a bitch, and cuff him up and take him to the jail and book him on disorderly!" Soon as Lynn said that I saw Jeff running. He was running to the left towards the train tracks. He ran about 20 to 30 ft. Clinton Wombles the other officer had been the first officer to take pursuit after Jeff, and he was yelling at him telling him to stop or he was going to shoot him with the taser. Jeff then had stopped and he had his hands up in the air and even then Clinton Wombles still shot Jeff with the taser. He had been tased in his back and in his head/face. I got out of my car and i went to where they were and Jeffrey at this point was on his stomach and his hands were behind his back. He looked up at me and said to me "Kel, why are they beating me?" I just shook my head and said "I don't know Jeff." I was crying and screaming for these officers to stop beating on him. They were stomping on him, Kevin Lynn at some point had taken his gun and placed it into the side of Jeffreys ribs and he had pulled the trigger. He almost took his life. The gun for some reason did not go off thankfully (was said in the discovery). Jeffrey was taken to the Lincoln Emergency room, and they had done x-rays and they came back with a medical report stating that Jeff had no injuries. He was then taken to the Dewitt County jail in Clinton, IL and he was complaining of pain for well over a month until he finally got x-ray again by a place called biotech. It came back that he did in fact have broken ribs. He keeps seeing flashes of light to due with his eye sight and being shot in the face with that taser. His bond is $12,500 and he has 3 different charges. #1, Resisting arrest #2, Aggravated Battery to a Peace officer #3, Trying to disarm a peace officer These charges are all crap. The only charge that he is guilty of is the running! I don't know why he ran. I think his brain and his legs were telling him 2 different things. Jeffrey has always respected the Lincoln Police every time we had ran into them. I don't know what to do or where to turn anymore. I am begging for help for him. This is not the first time lincoln officers have done something like this. May 2022 The lincoln Police had beat up my ex huisband and broken his ribs! A couple weeks after this happened to me n my fiance my ex husband Christian J. Skelton was t hrown to the ground and was tased and they also had broken his ribs. ] Kelsey Skelton #lincolnpoliceexcessiveforce https://copblaster.com/blast/48814/lincoln-police-excessive-use-of-force?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr