#house design interior

[mcmansionhell]

we've found it folks: mcmansion heaven

Hello everyone. It is my pleasure to bring you the greatest house I have ever seen. The house of a true visionary. A real ad-hocist. A genuine pioneer of fenestration. This house is in Alabama. It was built in 1980 and costs around $5 million. It is worth every penny. Perhaps more.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Come on, Kate, that's a little kooky, but certainly it's not McMansion Heaven. This is very much a house in the earthly realm. Purgatory. McMansion Purgatory." Well, let me now play Beatrice to your Dante, young Pilgrim. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

It is rare to find a house that has everything. A house that wills itself into Postmodernism yet remains unable to let go of the kookiest moments of the prior zeitgeist, the Bruce Goffs and Earthships, the commune houses built from car windshields, the seventies moments of psychedelic hippie fracture. It is everything. It has everything. It is theme park, it is High Tech. It is Renaissance (in the San Antonio Riverwalk sense of the word.) It is medieval. It is maybe the greatest pastiche to sucker itself to the side of a mountain, perilously overlooking a large body of water. Look at it. Just look.

The inside is white. This makes it dreamlike, almost benevolent. It is bright because this is McMansion Heaven and Gray is for McMansion Hell. There is an overbearing sheen of 80s optimism. In this house, the credit default swap has not yet been invented, but could be.

It takes a lot for me to drop the cocaine word because I think it's a cheap joke. But there's something about this example that makes it plausible, not in a derogatory way, but in a liberatory one, a sensuous one. Someone created this house to have a particular experience, a particular feeling. It possesses an element of true fantasy, the thematic. Its rooms are not meant to be one cohesive composition, but rather a series of scenes, of vastly different spatial moments, compressed, expanded, bright, close.

And then there's this kitchen for some reason. Or so you think. Everything the interior design tries to hide, namely how unceasingly peculiar the house is, it is not entirely able to because the choices made here remain decadent, indulgent, albeit in a more familiar way.

Rare is it to discover an interior wherein one truly must wear sunglasses. The environment created in service to transparency has to somewhat prevent the elements from penetrating too deep while retaining their desirable qualities. I don't think an architect designed this house. An architect would have had access to specifically engineered products for this purpose. Whoever built this house had certain access to architectural catalogues but not those used in the highest end or most structurally complex projects. The customization here lies in the assemblage of materials and in doing so stretches them to the height of their imaginative capacity. To borrow from Charles Jencks, ad-hoc is a perfect description. It is an architecture of availability and of adventure.

A small interlude. We are outside. There is no rear exterior view of this house because it would be impossible to get one from the scrawny lawn that lies at its depths. This space is intended to serve the same purpose, which is to look upon the house itself as much as gaze from the house to the world beyond.

Living in a city, I often think about exhibitionism. Living in a city is inherently exhibitionist. A house is a permeable visible surface; it is entirely possible that someone will catch a glimpse of me they're not supposed to when I rush to the living room in only a t-shirt to turn out the light before bed. But this is a space that is only exhibitionist in the sense that it is an architecture of exposure, and yet this exposure would not be possible without the protection of the site, of the distance from every other pair of eyes. In this respect, a double freedom is secured. The window intimates the potential of seeing. But no one sees.

At the heart of this house lies a strange mix of concepts. Postmodern classicist columns of the Disney World set. The unpolished edge of the vernacular. There is also an organicist bent to the whole thing, something more Goff than Gaudí, and here we see some of the house's most organic forms, the monolith- or shell-like vanity mixed with the luminous artifice of mirrors and white. A backlit cave, primitive and performative at the same time, which is, in essence, the dialectic of the luxury bathroom.

And yet our McMansion Heaven is still a McMansion. It is still an accumulation of deliberate signifiers of wealth, very much a construction with the secondary purpose of invoking envy, a palatial residence designed without much cohesion. The presence of golf, of wood, of masculine and patriarchal symbolism with an undercurrent of luxury drives that point home. The McMansion can aspire to an art form, but there are still many levels to ascend before one gets to where God's sitting.

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Best Genius Interior Design Ideas | The Storeys

Even if you are confident in your design decisions, wouldn’t you seek the advice of a professional if given the opportunity? We thought so, too. There’s something about having an interior designer run paint samples or tile possibilities by you that makes you feel like you can accomplish anything. Every design enthusiast can benefit from having a pro cheering them on. Even people with an expert eye for interior design consult their Pinterest boards before making a major alteration in their home, right? Interior design sources and knowledge about things like lighting and floor planning require specialized understanding and years of experience. Whether you’re a DIY pro or a newbie, the advice of a professional is invaluable. If you also are searching luxurious property in Ahmedabad that is well interiorly designed and equally spacious then must get in touch with The Storeys as we have everything that a buyer looks for before investing in a property in Ahmedabad.

Consider the room’s role:

Before you start any renovation job, consider how you intend to use the space. “With any project, I start by asking, what are you looking to get out of the space. How do you intend to use the space? What modifications are required to make the space more functional? Will there be a lot of traffic and use, or will it be more ornamental? Whatever your answer to any of these concerns, there are methods to create environments that are personal, useful, and beautiful.

Make an entrance:

That is, with your front door. This space sets the tone for the rest of your home and serves as the first impression for guests, so make it a nice one. It is critical to design a room that is both pleasant for your visitors and reflects your particular flair. Entryways need to be a balance of functionality, practical storage if needed, and a space with added interest leaving your guests wanting to see more of your home.

Build around your budget:

Don’t let a limited budget (or a lack thereof) prevent you from refreshing your room. At any pricing point, there are design changes that can be done. If you want to remodel your kitchen, consider if you have the funds for a complete redesign. What about replacing the appliances? Could you refinish the cabinets? Small changes may make a tremendous difference in the look and feel of a room.

Stay local:

Begin looking for extremely cool interest pieces in your local town. Visit local home improvement stores, thrift stores, and craft fairs—you never know what you’ll find. Even better, when you go, buy up some artwork and modest décor pieces. Travel-inspired artisan pieces convey the tale of a special time and location in your life and offer a lot of character.

Multifunctional Furniture and smart home technology:

Look for furniture that serves dual purposes. For example, a sofa bed can be used for seating during the day and transformed into a bed for guests at night. Coffee tables with built-in storage provide a convenient place to stow away items like magazines, remote controls, or blankets. Integrate smart devices like smart thermostats, lighting systems, and security cameras into your home. These can be controlled remotely through a smartphone or voice commands, adding both convenience and efficiency to your daily life.

Biophilic Design and Minimalism:

Biophilic design involves incorporating natural elements into your space. This could include large windows for ample natural light, indoor plants to improve air quality, and materials like wood and stone to bring in earthy textures. Embrace a minimalist approach by choosing furniture with clean lines, a neutral color palette (whites, grays, and earth tones), and decluttering your space. Focus on the essential elements, creating an uncluttered and serene environment.

Open Shelving and Accent Lighting:

Replace closed cabinets with open shelving to display decorative items, books, or kitchenware. This not only adds a sense of openness but also allows you to showcase your personality through the items you choose to display. Invest in unique lighting fixtures that serve as both functional and decorative elements. Pendant lights, chandeliers, or wall sconces can add drama and emphasize specific areas within a room.

Personalized Gallery Walls with Good Storage Solution:

Create a gallery wall with a mix of artwork, photographs, and personal mementos. Arrange them in a way that tells a story or reflects your interests and experiences. This adds a unique and personal touch to your space. Maximize space by incorporating hidden storage options. Built-in cabinets, under-stair storage, or furniture with concealed compartments can help keep your space organized while maintaining a clean and uncluttered look.

Floating and statement furniture:

Install floating shelves, vanities, or desks to create a sense of openness and modernity. This not only makes the room feel more spacious but also adds a contemporary and streamlined aesthetic. Invest in a few key pieces of furniture that stand out. This could be a uniquely designed sofa, an artistic chair, or a distinctive coffee table. Let these statement pieces become the focal points of the room, expressing your style and personality.

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[vintagehomecollection]

Traditional Country Style, 1991

[cozycottagelife]

[keepingitneutral]

Dream House, Capri, Italy,

Design by Seydou Djermakoye

[livesunique]

Temple of sun, Hermitage, Bayreuth, Germany,

Frank Burchert Photography

[julibrye1972blog]

[moodboardmix]

The Serenity House, Lake Lucerne, Switzerland,

Courtesy: Fatemeh Abedi

[toyastales]

This gives a new meaning to a cliff side home

[mcmansionhell]

namesake mcmansion

Howdy folks! Today's McMansion is very special because a) we're returning to Maryland after a long time and b) because the street this McMansion is on is the same as my name. (It was not named after me.) Hence, it is my personal McMansion, which I guess is somewhat like when people used to by the name rights to stars even though it was pretty much a scam. (Shout out btw to my patron Andros who submitted this house to be roasted live on the McMansion Hell Patreon Livestream)

As far as namesake McMansions go, this one is pretty good in the sense that it is high up there on the ol' McMansion scale. Built in 2011, this psuedo-Georgian bad boy boasts 6 bedrooms and 9.5 baths, all totaling around 12,000 square feet. It'll run you 2.5 million which, safe to say, is exponentially larger than its namesake's net worth.

Now, 2011 was an anonymous year for home design, lingering in the dead period between the 2008 black hole and 2013 when the market started to actually, finally, steadily recover. As a result a lot of houses from this time basically look like 2000s McMansions but slightly less outrageous in order to quell recession-era shame.

I'm going to be so serious here and say that the crown molding in this room is a crime against architecture, a crime against what humankind is able to accomplish with mass produced millwork, and also a general affront to common sense. I hate it so much that the more I look at it the more angry I become and that's really not healthy for me so, moving on.

Actually, aside from the fake 2010s distressed polyester rug the rest of this room is literally, basically Windows 98 themed.

I feel like the era of massive, hefty sets of coordinated furniture are over. However, we're the one's actually missing out by not wanting this stuff because we will never see furniture made with real wood instead of various shades of MDF or particleboard ever again.

This is a top 10 on the scale of "least logical kitchen I've ever seen." It's as though the designers engineered this kitchen so that whoever's cooking has to take the most steps humanly possible.

Do you ever see a window configuration so obviously made up by window companies in the 1980s that you almost have to hand it to them? You're literally letting all that warmth from the fire just disappear. But whatever I guess it's fine since we basically just LARP fire now.

Feminism win because women's spaces are prioritized in a shared area or feminism loss because this is basically the bathroom vanity version of women be shopping? (It's the latter.)

I couldn't get to all of this house because there were literally over a hundred photos in the listing but there are so many spaces in here that are basically just half-empty voids, and if not that then actually, literally unfinished. It's giving recession. Anyway, now for the best part:

Not only is this the NBA Backrooms but it's also just a nonsensical basketball court. Tile floors? No lines? Just free balling in the void?

Oh, well I bet the rear exterior is totally normal.

Not to be all sincere about it but much like yours truly who has waited until the literal last second to post this McMansion, this house really is the epitome of hubris all around. Except the house's hubris is specific to this moment in time, a time when gas was like $2/gallon. It's climate hubris. It's a testimony to just how much energy the top 1% of income earners make compared to the rest of us. I have a single window unit. This house has four air conditioning condensers. That's before we get to the monoculture, pesticide-dependent lawn or the three car garage or the asphalt driveway or the roof that'll cost almost as much as the house to replace. We really did think it would all be endless. Oops.

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Best Genius Interior Design Ideas | The Storeys

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[rocy5]

[fuckyeahinteriordesigns]

[vintagehomecollection]

The International Book of Lofts, 1986