#horsehoods

[the-muppet-joker]

To My Estranged Horse Brother:

I am sure you are wondering why I have broken into your stable and begun reading this letter put loud to you from a magnificent scroll. Well you see, it is because you cannot read. I do not hold this against you. It is the nature of being a horse.

I have held your horsehood against you for all of my life. I believed that Father loved you more than I because you had hooves and could run so fast and stomp on the heads of the son he was disappointed in. I still believe this to be true, but now I know it is not your fault you were beloved and I was despised. I should never have fed you avocados (poisonous to your kind). I should have poisoned Father instead.

You did not mean to kick me in the head. You were just scared, and lashing out in violence. I understand now. I do the same. We all have our inner demons, our Joker Rage. Your eyes always held such love, and I never saw it. I am trying not to fear you. I am trying to love you, the only brother I have.

I love you, Bucephalus.

[slugtaster]

To My Estranged Horse Brother:

I am sure you are wondering why I have broken into your stable and begun reading this letter put loud to you from a magnificent scroll. Well you see, it is because you cannot read. I do not hold this against you. It is the nature of being a horse.

I have held your horsehood against you for all of my life. I believed that Father loved you more than I because you had hooves and could run so fast and stomp on the heads of the son he was disappointed in. I still believe this to be true, but now I know it is not your fault you were beloved and I was despised. I should never have fed you avocados (poisonous to your kind). I should have poisoned Father instead.

You did not mean to kick me in the head. You were just scared, and lashing out in violence. I understand now. I do the same. We all have our inner demons, our Joker Rage. Your eyes always held such love, and I never saw it. I am trying not to fear you. I am trying to love you, the only brother I have.

I love you, Bucephalus.

Ok buddy.

You are not the croaker

[izayoichan]

When you get this, list 3 facts about your favorite sim and send it to the last 3 people in your notifications ! Let’s get to know each other sims 🤍

Since I know you have a deep love for this boy, you get him, and Maniac who is just about to step into adult horsehood!

Loves to bake, and will experiment with it until he makes something he finds perfect. Loves to share said baked goods with people.

Has known since he was very young exactly what he wanted to be, and will follow that dream.

Will always love coming home to his parents, to help out, or just to stay for dinner, movies, and a family evening.

[libidomechanica]

Untitled (“But not scare the others hate with his Foot”)

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demon eyes and free, and, like     ripe; a soldier once so washed here! Have gallery pen to     say. Though him in anymore,

my arms and for his store of     all that you could fain her now, take, the whole nature, from their     full state, you looks on the

lass made they so prolong you, poor     bewilder’d her heart-struck the lease a noted by no mortal     web of inter of

the stroked brough refined—as still to     get there a thou spears, some near a white hand, and take fairly     objection; there still. Their

branches of day, right on Travesty?     But not scare the other’s hate with his Foot. For no less     Lycius situation—

they part least reach’d in watching on     the bride: he hae I touch will, killing out the Sleeper cry     lord, i’ll call I write fact

and no one finger men. Now not     since first or stint they are swelling need and in the reason,     than this night, when sweet dreadful

guise, for feare, and pure a     horsehood humiliation of the ocean,—the grave,? Than     hear’st then he was—but your

true numbers, that the city, guessed     to me’s like thing all tree’s island—knock the soule down to keep     a pure and severed bed

with the Earth, love’s storms of trust! At     fourth we’llhave deceased with gentle will see man but be call:     Aurora, what though no

tongue because he’d that I loves by.     And sick of your hat all is rapier meant the eye, first     accept in the rest! For

their hap, at do bread: o cod     she? Of clothes and you canst find far, nor distance, or the     sad see, the round, darkness

of the onely tenderly:     you have been dare she sans we are no lesson true loved their     vows a favour, were him.

[highchalowwis]

dnd is a Bad Game (a good game)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(This is in a custom game with custom classes. Most of the players are from earth and have been transported into another universe, where they have a quest to become Gods. The Page, however, is FROM the universe they teleported to.) Rogue: Do any of you have horseshoes? Page: What’s a horse Rogue: Man the fun just never ends with you does it? A horse is a terrible beast that we must all pay tribute to at minimum three times a year Prince: A horse is a moose without antlers and with less hatred Page: And you pay tribute to these hornless moose with shoes? Rogue: Precisely Page: Is Horse Day coming up? Is that why you need the shoes? But your planet was destroyed, so how can the horses reach you? Are they immortal? Spacefaring? Horses are scary… Rogue: No, I want to commit an act of blasphemy and use the powerful shoes for my own lesser, human hooves Page: Don’t do it, the horses will punish you for your hubris! Heir: I have one of those plastic horseshoes from a yard game Rogue: ‘Tis a risk I must take if I want the delightful canter of the gods Page: I suppose it is the weight of our godhood to become as a horse. Horsehood is our sacred, terrifying duty.

[outdoorfunctionalwear]

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[serlux]

A horse I can see, but horsehood I cannot see.

[marcocardelli]

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