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mazamba · 5 months ago
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A legend has been found.
can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible
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pawsom3 · 2 years ago
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THIS IS MY DONKEY
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thewideawakechronicles · 8 months ago
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(is PJ feral? Can elongated dog be befriend? I know he's a bigger body and prolly way smarter than he looks but like.. long horsedog privileges)
(Pj has actually been befriended by Poppy's Angel(Styx) and usually makes his way down to Playcare to give everyone a visit from time to time!)
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inky-does-art · 2 years ago
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Based on true events.
My friend once took his golden retriever for a walk. They stumbled upon 3 borzoi. Whatever the 3 weird sisters said to the golden must have been horros beyond comprehension, cause he immediately turned on a hill and sprinted back home.
They're just a lil weird horsedogs okay?
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ouchlord-vivaldi · 8 months ago
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Dubious Grandma: Shit-Ass Dead Dude... Know'st thou of Hell Fuck Castle, high in the mountains...? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle's steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls... (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales... One such as thee... wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why'd They Put Anorher FUCKIN SWAMP LEVEL Marsh..... Armor Type of Dude. That is... ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst... (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)
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cats-and-confusion · 10 months ago
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Okay this is like super interesting pls gimme a second-
Does Olive have God parents? What's their relationship with them?
What's the extent of Olive's power? What can they do with it? Can they make pumpkin golems with their powers? Can they revive people?
How many endings have they seen? Have they seen all the possibilities like Sparky getting skinned or Patches killing everyone? What was their reaction?
How much of a fucked up little guy is Olive?
Are there multiple players or just one? Does Olive get along with them?
How much of a Party animal is Brownie? How well does she get along with the rest of the students?
Could you elaborate on the powerful manipulator thing? Oh and the lawyer part too please!!
About Sparky, does he have good(or atleast semi-good) grades? And how well does he do with just sitting in class or studying? Also what do you mean by "usually"?
Does Angel have a favourite tea? How about Coco? Who's the one who cooks in the house? If they both do, who cooks more often?
Could you expand on the Angel having trouble eating thing?
How long ago did Angel and Coco's parents die? How long has Coco been raising him?
What are Angel and Coco's relationship like? Are they sweet siblings? Constantly fighting and disagreeing siblings? Leader-Follower siblings or something else?
What kind of siblingly scenarios do you imagine would happen with them?
Could you elaborate on how Patches' mom died and how Patches' dad sucks?
How do Sparky and Patches spar? What do they use to spar?
What does Angel urge him to write? Poetry? Novels?
Added question, since Patches is the vice president of the literature club is he good at writing either of those?
What kind of snacks does Brownie give him?
What do you mean by Coco beating him?
Why does Patches drink Olive's blood? Are there any repercussions for doing so because of Olive's Godhood?
Is Patches also aware of the time shenanigans? Can he see the hearts like how Olive can?
What's the extent of the bullying Ginger goes through?
What club would Ginger be a part of if she joined one?
I'm sorry for the question dump but I am heavily interested in your PA thoughts
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EHEHAHHEHAH I love these questions :3 I'll answer in the order they were asked!
I always kind of imagined Olive not having parents - or rather, their parents were mortal and didn't ascend to godhood like Olive did, and have been dead for centuries. Yes Olive is that old. To me.
I like to imagine they can do a lot with their power, but only in specific situations and boundaries! For example, they can summon and contact otherworldly entities whenever they like and travel between worlds, but depending on the world they're going to or the entity they're summoning, it places restrictions on them. In their own domain without any restrictions they can do anything they like, from summoning small items to changing the state of the moon and everything in between! They're particularly inclined towards October, and festivities done during the fall give them more power, no matter the culture it's from! They can exist freely unaffected in places that would otherwise only be available to souls, i.e. keeping their body in purrgatory. They can fly and do magic, but it's more of an arcane magic than cats' magic, less to do with portals and more to do with changing what's around them. I'd imagine they can do things like bring scarecrows and jack-o-lanterns to life! They also have a passive effect on their surroundings, which makes things fall in a more 'story-like' manner than reality would otherwise give.
I like to think they've seen everything! All endings, all dialogue, all sprites - because they've been around so long they're a bit desensitized to the shock of it, but that doesn't make it any less scary in the moment!
Olive is so fucked up dude. I love them. The headless horseman (horsedog?) myth in the PA universe was actually them. They enter a room and immediately rummage around in everything looking for things of use. Their love for everyone else is locked at maximum. I like to think they've cannibalized before, if only since they're not technically a dog and because they like meat so much.
I think all players who play the game apply to the universe. They're all parallel to each other, and Olive has experienced all of them. Olive doesn't know any player personally but I think they'd just be happy to have a helpful friend. When the player's NOT so helpful, Olive forgives, forgives and forgives again, because it's in their nature to do so.
Brownie definitely goes to frat parties. She's the kind of girl to liven the party, and goes to one or two every other weekend, just for fun. She doesn't drink but she's definitely tried it before, and she's always the one to notice when someone's put something IN a drink (nefariously). She's known for being the fun headstrong AND safe one, and other party girls sort of flock to her for socializing and safety in numbers, as well as judging how safe a person is at a glance. There are definitely some students who don't like her, but there's just as many who love her.
Also pertaining to Brownie, let's face it, she's smart. She knows how to talk her way out of a situation, she knows how to talk her way INTO a situation, and she knows how to get what she wants just through giving and withholding information in certain tones. If she had gone down a different path in life, there's a good chance she'd have been a better manipulator than Patches! I think her canon self would make a great lawyer for this purpose, since her skepticism and opinions are not easily skewed by emotion or clouded by thoughts. She'd also make a good businesswoman, maybe as a fashion designer? Essentially, she could make serious money in the world with her talents when she grows up.
Sparky is the type of guy to study well and still average at B+. He's a good student, and he definitely does his best - he's even part of the student council - but academics are not his strong suit. I think he manages to find a way to stay focused and study well in class, but it leaves him drained. The 'usually' in 'His self esteem is good, usually' pertains to the second PA game where he's possessed by Ginger, and then feels insecure about himself afterwards which guided his actions to steal the wand.
I think Angel would particularly like Bergamot tea with milk, uncaffeinated. Coco has less of a taste for tea, but when she does have it, she likes to go with something bitter and energized, with a hint of a floral flavor. Coco definitely cooks more often, but Angel knows how to make a few dishes for himself, since they have varied tastes in food.
Angel has trouble eating because I'm projecting and because he forgets to. It's part of the reason why he has low blood sugar all the time, and why he's so thin.
I think Coco's and Angel's parents died a while ago, maybe when Coco was the cat equivalent of thirteen or so. They've since moved on, which was easier for Angel because he was too young to really remember his parents all that well. They kept the inherited house and Coco's been working to keep them afloat since then.
Coco and Angel are wholesome siblings, but they're still siblings. They're very affectionate and soft, but of course there are the jokes that come with siblingness ("for now you're stuck with Angel's inferior twink body." "quit talking about my body like that!") I think they would have domestic scenes in their daily life. For example, if one of them were going to leave the house for a while, the other would say "Stay safe, don't die of (extremely specific thing)," and they'd promise they wouldn't die of said thing. Angel is a bit of a follower to Coco because of the dependancy.
Patches' mom is canonically dead, as is mentioned in the third game, and died when he was little. My basis for having his dad suck, well... you don't get to be a serial murderer by having a great home life. That, paired with how he doesn't really talk about his home life (and how when he stayed with Olive at their house for so long and wasn't worried about when he'd get home. Neglect, most likely,) doesn't pain a pretty picture.
I'd always pictured Sparky and Patches sparring with boxing gloves and padding, or maybe fencing if Patches is wanting more thrill instead of exerted force. I also think Sparky would enjoy letting off steam in that way, too. It's showcased in the games that Sparky's strong as fuck, but he's also a really sweet boy, so he probably holds back a lot of the time otherwise.
I think Angel would urge him to write anything he wants, but Patches himself would lean a little bit towards poetry and a lot into whump writing and horror. If the terrible things can't go in the reality then they go on the paper, yknow?
I think he has a good talent for writing, as well as a sense of plot and drama that he doesn't always apply to his self-indulgent works, but can identify no less.
I think Brownie would give Patches whatever is on hand. Sort of like a, "I want to kill something" "Here have a donut loser. get over yourself" dynamic type thing
What I mean by Coco beating him is literally. Coco would beat the shit out of him. Can't have urges to kill when you have more pressing matters, amiright?
It's said in the first game in a certain dialogue that Patches cleaned off the blood from his paws and uniform by licking it off. So, he probably has a taste for blood, and that doesn't just go away when you update your morals, so I think Patches and Olive compromise to have him drink when it's available. As for repurrcussions, well, I think he'd gain a bit of a longer lifespan, as well as a sort of sixth sense to vaguely detect magic.
Patches is very aware of the time shenanigans, but only to a certain point. After the second game, Olive transferred the Player over to Patches to try and speed up his rehabilitation, which means he experienced everything in the third game - but because he's not a god, the memories are muddled, and he only really remembers vague concepts. He saw the hearts during the events of the third game, but was no longer able to see them after that day.
I think Ginger was bullied the most in her younger years, in elementary school and middle school, when kids don't know what not to say. Since she was shunned as she was developing, she learned how to isolate herself and beg for forgiveness at the drop of a hat, and also how to hide the weird things about her (such as her magic). I don't think it ever got seriously physical, but it certainly left a lasting impact.
If Ginger were part of a club, I think she'd be in the literature and cooking clubs! She's stated before that she likes cooking for others, so it would probably be fitted to her, since it's both doing something she likes and giving to others.
Ehehahehahdjshhjg thanks for letting me rant :3
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acreaturecalledgreed · 1 year ago
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Could you please talk about sto?
I tried to search for him in the tags but maybe they're not working for me and I'd like to know more about the man (🪱 worm🪱)
What does he like to do.... His dreams.... If he has friends...
okay so i had to do some nonsense to type this out b/c its too much to type on the phone but also tumblr desktop is still super fucking borked for me in terms of asks and i dont know why
sto is a member of a sapient alien species of giant ice worms! they are extremely solitary and would be considered violent by most standards though they tend not to view themselves as such. their langue is almost entire compromised of "writing" in the form of how the tunnels they burrow through are made, arranged, textured, and their depth, as well as supplemented by various deep subsonic sounds
they exist in a very stream-of-conciousness sort of way, as they literally "write" as they move; in the strange way, they're sort of constantly narrating their own existence
their planet is largely comprised of ice and water but has large swathes of mineral deposites scatter through- some make islands, some are just deposits on the "seabed" (majority is frozen; water really only happens in certain parts during the hottest part of their planetary cycle)
most of the fauna and flora on the planet have to be extremely hardy, as nuritent sources are not the most prominent (they're there! but its not easy), and the planet only has one or two carnivorous species (of which the worms are one of them)
they are cannibalistic as well as feeding off of other species, but dont need to eat exceptionally often as their bodies have this sort of hyper efficiency thing going on
i also have uuhh plotted out a lot of how their ahem reproductive lives work but we can get into that another time
sto's species is considered EXTREMELY dangerous for any offworld travelors as their very sensitive to sound and movement on the surface of the planet and they do Not turn up a chance at easy prey; they also were not believed to be more than just large animals (sto is so far the first the only evidence that their species is not only sapient, but Extremely intelligent, but most dont know about him)
b/c of how their communication works they have a sort of culture that highly empasizes the individual as an aspect of religion (they sort of consider themselves their own gods?) and an emphasis on the endless pursuit of knowledge, as basically most of what they do is write and think
people still come to this planet, however, as its the only known source of an extremely bizarre, highly radioactive mineral that is highly sought after for ~~weaponry~~ RESEARCH purposes, as it's basically so potent it can rip you apart at the molecular level, while also being strangely easy to manipulate and channel
as a result the planet is sort of infamous as a massive death planet where you either get eaten or freeze to death, and mostly only hired hands go there for samples Or ppl who are weird and want to research that planet Specifically (put a pin in this)
so sto HAS seen humans (and other sapient species from off planet) before, and he's eaten his fair share, but mostly hes just extremely curious about them and spent a lot of time "watching" them (the worms have eyes but their sight is Not Great)
and he like. wow he thinks hands are so cool. hands and arms. its so easy to manipulate things!!! if he wants to do that he has to use his tongues. thats so cool he wants hands.
anyway (fake science babble) over the course of like a century this weird little piss has made a device utilizing aforementioned mineral to blast himself apart at a molecular level and reconstruct it as he has pre-programmed it to- resulting in him being able to be _shaped_ into a humanoid form (this is important- he does not know how humans Work inside. he had to guess a lot of things and he largely only managed to look kind of human on a surface level; his bone structure is almost entiely guesswork b/c he knows humans have SOMETHING inside them because they are crunchy, etc. he's mostly worm once you get past the skin. even the skin isnt quite right, because he had not Yet learned what human skin even feels like. he just defaulted to a sort of velvet-soft flesh not unlike what the worms have on spots where theyre not as heavily furred)
eventually he encounters a merc ship and the ppl on board are like "hey what the shitting fucking hell is that thats a guy but thats not a guy what the Fuck"
he can't talk, he doesnt emote, he seems to barely be able to walk, to them he's like a newborn, almost
this is where his "present" story begins to kick off- because on board this ship is a xenobiologist who has gotten free access onboard in exchange for functioning as a ship medic
this is delilah. she is a devout bapist from whatever deep south america there still is on future earth. she loves xenobiology. she ESPECIALLY loves "efficient" xeno-animals. shes here because she Fucking Loves These Worms. These Worms Are Her Favourite. shes also completely fucking insane. whatever you are picturing she looks like you are probably wrong.
shes like hey. that weird guy might die out there hes like. naked. even if hes a ken doll. and theyre like yeah youre right. its cold. theres worms. why is he even fucking here what is going on.
so they drag him on board and internally he's like ": }"
anyway with a lot of poking prodding and meet-cute delilah eventually comes to a Realization of what this dude is even if she doesnt get How this dude is and she promptly loses her whole fucking brain because this is the bestest and coolest thing that has ever happened to her
this is also the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to her shipmates, because theres a fucking death worm on the ship and they left planet side hours ago
so (hand waves a lot of deal making deliberation discussion) evnetually sto is just sort of adopted as a member of the crew, more or less, even if most of the crew is Very Uncomfortable
he and delilah get slowly better at communicating, because they are both very smart and both trying Extremely hard to meet eachother halfway
eventually they become and item and its cute and horrifying and bizarre and delilah gets to fuck her special interest its Amazing and sto has barely any understanding of a _partner_ but he _has_ had brief mates before and he understands that humans tend to stay with their mates and also not mutilate or attempt to eat their mates and he is a Very Good At Human Good Boy and he will Not hurt delilah he loves her very much in his little worm hearts (not that delilah would mind getting murdered by her worm boyfriend, she is, in fact, bonkers)
"sto" is called "sto" b/c thats what the crew started calling him. depending on who you ask its short for either "stoic" or "stowaway"
sto is a "man" because delilah roughly explained the cocnept of gender to him and he was like "oh okay That One" but he doesnt really give a shit about pronouns, he barely understnads what pronouns are
he is delilah's boyfriend/research assistant/research subject and totgethor Adventures happen idk
his humanoid appearance i have not yet made decent art of but you can get an idea by knowing that hes White (like, literally stark white. like snow. not like white as in how some humans are white) and aesthetically largely based on the anime mad scientist trope bc i love it
see also this post
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polycharismas · 9 months ago
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im like if a dog was a horse if a horse was a dog if a horsedog
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eagna-eilis · 1 year ago
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AHSOKA EP 6 THOUGHTS
Oh, to be a tiny baby youngling snuggling up for storytime with Huyang. I would be there with bells on, a hot chockie in my hands.
WITCHES WITCHES WITCHES WITCHES
Baylan is up to something and I don't know what but holy shit he's so compelling
Shin is not impressed with the whole situation and you can see it in her face. I want her to join the forces of good and I think she's gonna. (She better not have a redemption death, I swear to God I will riot if she does. They managed not to do it with Reva, they can manage not to do it with Shin).
I never cared much about Thrawn, I really honestly never did, but he's pretttttty cool in this ngl.
The markings on the stones in the Peridean wasteland are so very like the exterior stone carvings on the neolithic monuments of the European Atlantic seaboard and I am here for it. Might do another archaeology and Star Wars post about it
But like can we talk about the archaeology OF Star Wars? It's always been so interesting to me. The crumbling Dathomiri statues? Incredible.
(When are we getting a series about Dr. Aphra, space archaeologist? When? WHEN?)
Sabine's animal-lover ways are so charming and lovely. I hope her cat is okay and that Zeb is dropping by to feed her frequently.
Big doofy space horsedog is so ugly and so cute at the same time. He looks a bit like a tu'kata (Sith hound) from the Knights of the Old Republic games but he's nice. He reminds me of my German shepherd. 14/10 I would pet him.
NOTI NOTI NOTI OMG I ADORE THE NOTI!! Everything about them. They feel so Original Trilogy to me. I love their little voices, their little outfits, their mannerisms, the fact that they have SHELLS... I would die to protect them.
Also their music is great. Kevin Kiner's composition work on this series is fantastic.
I'm extremely upset that this series has made Ezra hot though. Obviously Eman Esfandi is beautiful but couldn't they have not given him the beard or the absolutely lovely outfit and done something ugly with his hair? I wasn't ready for a grown up handsome Ezra. In my head Ezra is 12.
I wonder how my sabezra girls are doing. It's not a ship I sail upon but I do like to see it out on the oceans from my vantage upon the deck of the good ship reylo.
I really missed Rosario this episode. I would have watched a whole 45 minutes of herself and Huyang swapping stories.
Very, very excited for next week.
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lostlegendaerie · 4 years ago
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this is my horsona. yes it has a dog mouth. no I will not offer context.

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silverscalestudios · 4 years ago
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Was talking about horse dog in a discord chat. Tasked myself with making a whole horsedog.
i think there are myths about creatures that look like this
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l9mb · 5 years ago
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some dog teeth horses 
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lordnot · 1 year ago
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Kind of intrigued whether HorseDog thinks that if you get high enough, you gain magical powers
or if HorseDog has adopted the slang terminology of Anakin Skywalker from The Phantom Menace into its vocabulary.
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forestzy · 5 years ago
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i want a horse dog
pretty please
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acreaturecalledgreed · 1 year ago
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Multigender question ask thing why is the text huge
Uhhh can I get an number three, a number ten and eleven, a side of number twenty one and uh, throw on a number thirty one on there too. thank you
3. How long have I known i was multigender?
Hmn. Probably at the moment the concept if multigender was shown to me. I went from "im some kind if nonbinary i guess?" to "oh i am many things im allowed to be many things well this explains a lot" i wanna say like 2017-2018 ish
10. Do i have analogies to describe my genders?
Sometimes! Not rly consistent ones but they happen. Im conveniently blanking on them. Im the "everything, all the time" sort, tho. I don't rly slide around my genders theyre just all here.
11. Describe your ideal gender presentation/ form.
Ack saying I wish i could shapeshift is probably the cop out answer but its true. Androgynous But Pretty, And Really Not Entirely Right To Look At. Or like. Glances @ the kinlist idk pic one. Also i just want to be able to not be a people sometimes yalnow i wish i could present as Not A People.
21. What are my fave things about being multigender?
i love!!! being a lot of things and i love hoarding the things you see im Greedy and i like to have them all
31. Free space:
sometimes gender is being a man and a woman and a not any of that and a all of that and a centipede and a horsedog and a really fucked up fish and like maybe a cool rock
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ceramicanimals · 6 years ago
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Ꭿll Ꮗork & No Ꭾlay ℳakes Ꭻack Ꭿ Ꭰull Ᏸoy
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