#hon hon hon oui oui baguette

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𝔥𝔬𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔲𝔦 𝔬𝔲𝔦 𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢

𝖍𝖔𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖚𝖎 𝖔𝖚𝖎 𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖚𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊

🍫🎁 ⓗ𝐎ή 𝐇𝐎ή ђｏ𝕟 ㄖǗ𝓘 Ｏ𝔲ｉ в𝕒Ꮆ𝓾𝑒𝕥тέ 🎃☠

𝓱𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓾𝓲 𝓸𝓾𝓲 𝓫𝓪𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮

𝒽𝑜𝓃 𝒽𝑜𝓃 𝒽𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝓊𝒾 𝑜𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒

𝕙𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕦𝕚 𝕠𝕦𝕚 𝕓𝕒𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖

ｈｏｎ ｈｏｎ ｈｏｎ ｏｕｉ ｏｕｉ ｂａｇｕｅｔｔｅ

ꫝꪮꪀ ꫝꪮꪀ ꫝꪮꪀ ꪮꪊ꠸ ꪮꪊ꠸ ᥇ꪖᧁꪊꫀꪻꪻꫀ

hׁׅ֮ᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ hׁׅ֮ᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ hׁׅ֮ᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ ᨵׁׅυׁׅꪱׁׅ ᨵׁׅυׁׅꪱׁׅ ϐׁׅ֒ɑׁׅ֮ᧁׁυׁׅꫀׁׅܻtׁׅtׁׅꫀׁׅܻ

⋈ꕤଘ ⋈ꕤଘ ⋈ꕤଘ ꕤꮺഒ ꕤꮺഒ ✦𓂅ꗃꮺ⋆ᯅᯅ⋆

▀▄▀▄▀▄ 🎀 𝒽🍪𝓃 𝒽♡𝓃 𝒽🏵𝓃 💍𝓊𝒾 😍𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 ▄▀▄▀▄▀

ʜᴏɴ ʜᴏɴ ʜᴏɴ ᴏᴜɪ ᴏᴜɪ ʙᴀɢᴜᴇᴛᴛᴇ

ǝʇʇǝnɓɐq ıno ıno uoɥ uoɥ uoɥ

​🇭​​🇴​​🇳​ ​🇭​​🇴​​🇳​ ​🇭​​🇴​​🇳​ ​🇴​​🇺​​🇮​ ​🇴​​🇺​​🇮​ ​🇧​​🇦​​🇬​​🇺​​🇪​​🇹​​🇹​​🇪​

h⃣   o⃣   n⃣    h⃣   o⃣   n⃣    h⃣   o⃣   n⃣    o⃣   u⃣   i⃣    o⃣   u⃣   i⃣    b⃣   a⃣   g⃣   u⃣   e⃣   t⃣   t⃣   e⃣

h⃞    o⃞    n⃞     h⃞    o⃞    n⃞     h⃞    o⃞    n⃞     o⃞    u⃞    i⃞     o⃞    u⃞    i⃞     b⃞    a⃞    g⃞    u⃞    e⃞    t⃞    t⃞    e⃞

🄷🄾🄽 🄷🄾🄽 🄷🄾🄽 🄾🅄🄸 🄾🅄🄸 🄱🄰🄶🅄🄴🅃🅃🄴

ɘƚƚɘuǫɒd iuo iuo ᴎoʜ ᴎoʜ ᴎoʜ

ȟ̴͓̩͈̜̈́̈͝ö̸̜͉̠͉̯̪̫͇́̃͐̏̌̎͊̾̚̚n̴̥͎̆ ̷̞̫͇͈̤̘͑͑̒͊͒̿̚̚ḩ̴̨̘̰̺͍̣̦͐̓͐̌̄ŏ̶̠̹̠̱̤͕͇̎̈́ņ̶̰̝̤̮͎̬̎͛͒̃ ̷̛̫̭̟̝̂͂́̐̀̇̓͗ȟ̴̡̰̌̀̈́͆o̸̱̝̘͇̫̯̟̝̥̅̀̈́͗͆͘ņ̷̦̮̙̎́̉̓ ̵̨̛͙̝̲̬͔͈͈̦͂͂̐̽̈́͆̚ͅo̵̺̰̙̒̃̐́̊́̇̚ų̴̢̨̭̬̭̳͖̋ỉ̴̦͕̖͐ ̵͈͇̗͚̼̰̬͓̅o̴̳͑̽́̋̅̿̑̒̑͝ư̶̡̱̟̖̬̣͗͐̂̿̈́͑͘i̶͚͓̊̽̽̆ͅ ̸͈̐̔̔͑̾̚͝b̴̹̅̀̎̄̉́̈́̊ă̴̢̱̯̼̗̖̦͍̦̑͆̇͠͝g̷̣̮̞̈́u̴͔͍͝e̴̠̾̾̄̐̿̈̕̚ͅẗ̴̘͓́̏t̷̢͖̥̫͔̫̓͝ẽ̴̙̟̪̭͙

🅷🅾🅽 🅷🅾🅽 🅷🅾🅽 🅾🆄🅸 🅾🆄🅸 🅱🅰🅶🆄🅴🆃🆃🅴

ₕₒₙ ₕₒₙ ₕₒₙ ₒᵤᵢ ₒᵤᵢ bₐgᵤₑₜₜₑ

ʰᵒⁿ ʰᵒⁿ ʰᵒⁿ ᵒᵘⁱ ᵒᵘⁱ ᵇᵃᵍᵘᵉᵗᵗᵉ

ⓗⓞⓝ ⓗⓞⓝ ⓗⓞⓝ ⓞⓤⓘ ⓞⓤⓘ ⓑⓐⓖⓤⓔⓣⓣⓔ

ђ๏ภ ђ๏ภ ђ๏ภ ๏ยเ ๏ยเ ๒คﻮยєՇՇє

ԋσɳ ԋσɳ ԋσɳ συι συι Ⴆαɠυҽƚƚҽ

ɦօռ ɦօռ ɦօռ օʊɨ օʊɨ ɮǟɢʊɛȶȶɛ

ᏂᎧᏁ ᏂᎧᏁ ᏂᎧᏁ ᎧᏬᎥ ᎧᏬᎥ ᏰᏗᎶᏬᏋᏖᏖᏋ

ɧơŋ ɧơŋ ɧơŋ ơųı ơųı ცąɠųɛɬɬɛ

h໐ຖ h໐ຖ h໐ຖ ໐นi ໐นi ๖คງนēttē

𝐡𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐢 𝐨𝐮𝐢 𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞

𝗵𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗶 𝗼𝘂𝗶 𝗯𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲

𝘩𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘪 𝘰𝘶𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦

𝙝𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙞 𝙤𝙪𝙞 𝙗𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚

𝚑𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚒 𝚘𝚞𝚒 𝚋𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎

ΉӨП ΉӨП ΉӨП ӨЦI ӨЦI BΛGЦΣƬƬΣ

нση нση нση συι συι вαgυєттє

hðñ hðñ hðñ ðµï ðµï ßågµê††ê

ⱧØ₦ ⱧØ₦ ⱧØ₦ ØɄł ØɄł ฿₳₲ɄɆ₮₮Ɇ

卄ㄖ几 卄ㄖ几 卄ㄖ几 ㄖㄩ丨 ㄖㄩ丨 乃卂Ꮆㄩ乇ㄒㄒ乇

んの刀 んの刀 んの刀 のひﾉ のひﾉ 乃ﾑムひ乇ｲｲ乇

【h】【o】【n】 【h】【o】【n】 【h】【o】【n】 【o】【u】【i】 【o】【u】【i】 【b】【a】【g】【u】【e】【t】【t】【e】

『h』『o』『n』 『h』『o』『n』 『h』『o』『n』 『o』『u』『i』 『o』『u』『i』 『b』『a』『g』『u』『e』『t』『t』『e』

≋h≋o≋n≋ ≋h≋o≋n≋ ≋h≋o≋n≋ ≋o≋u≋i≋ ≋o≋u≋i≋ ≋b≋a≋g≋u≋e≋t≋t≋e≋

░h░o░n░ ░h░o░n░ ░h░o░n░ ░o░u░i░ ░o░u░i░ ░b░a░g░u░e░t░t░e░

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ hon hon hon oui oui baguette ♥

ｈｏｎ　ｈｏｎ　ｈｏｎ　ｏｕｉ　ｏｕｉ　ｂａｇｕｅｔｔｅ　つドタ悪トカ

ｈｏｎ░ｈｏｎ░ｈｏｎ░ｏｕｉ░ｏｕｉ░ｂａｇｕｅｔｔｅ　（つドタ悪トカ）

【ｈｏｎ　ｈｏｎ　ｈｏｎ　ｏｕｉ　ｏｕｉ　ｂａｇｕｅｔｔｅ】

˜”*°•.˜”*°• hon hon hon oui oui baguette •°*”˜.•°*”˜

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h҉o҉n҉ ҉h҉o҉n҉ ҉h҉o҉n҉ ҉o҉u҉i҉ ҉o҉u҉i҉ ҉b҉a҉g҉u҉e҉t҉t҉e҉

հօղ հօղ հօղ օմì օմì ҍąցմҽէէҽ

ᕼOᑎ ᕼOᑎ ᕼOᑎ OᑌI OᑌI ᗷᗩGᑌETTE

ᕼᓍᘉ ᕼᓍᘉ ᕼᓍᘉ ᓍᑘᓰ ᓍᑘᓰ ᗷᗩᘜᑘᘿᖶᖶᘿ

h̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶u̶i̶ ̶o̶u̶i̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶u̶e̶t̶t̶e̶

h̴o̴n̴ ̴h̴o̴n̴ ̴h̴o̴n̴ ̴o̴u̴i̴ ̴o̴u̴i̴ ̴b̴a̴g̴u̴e̴t̴t̴e̴

h̷o̷n̷ ̷h̷o̷n̷ ̷h̷o̷n̷ ̷o̷u̷i̷ ̷o̷u̷i̷ ̷b̷a̷g̷u̷e̷t̷t̷e̷

h̲o̲n̲ ̲h̲o̲n̲ ̲h̲o̲n̲ ̲o̲u̲i̲ ̲o̲u̲i̲ ̲b̲a̲g̲u̲e̲t̲t̲e̲

h̳o̳n̳ ̳h̳o̳n̳ ̳h̳o̳n̳ ̳o̳u̳i̳ ̳o̳u̳i̳ ̳b̳a̳g̳u̳e̳t̳t̳e̳

h̾o̾n̾ ̾h̾o̾n̾ ̾h̾o̾n̾ ̾o̾u̾i̾ ̾o̾u̾i̾ ̾b̾a̾g̾u̾e̾t̾t̾e̾

h♥o♥n♥ ♥h♥o♥n♥ ♥h♥o♥n♥ ♥o♥u♥i♥ ♥o♥u♥i♥ ♥b♥a♥g♥u♥e♥t♥t♥e

h͎o͎n͎ ͎h͎o͎n͎ ͎h͎o͎n͎ ͎o͎u͎i͎ ͎o͎u͎i͎ ͎b͎a͎g͎u͎e͎t͎t͎e͎

h͓̽o͓̽n͓̽ ͓̽h͓̽o͓̽n͓̽ ͓̽h͓̽o͓̽n͓̽ ͓̽o͓̽u͓̽i͓̽ ͓̽o͓̽u͓̽i͓̽ ͓̽b͓̽a͓̽g͓̽u͓̽e͓̽t͓̽t͓̽e͓̽

Wingdings: ♒︎□︎■︎ ♒︎□︎■︎ ♒︎□︎■︎ □︎◆︎♓︎ □︎◆︎♓︎ ♌︎♋︎♑︎◆︎♏︎⧫︎⧫︎♏︎

ıllıllı 🎀 𝒽😍𝓃 𝒽💗𝓃 𝒽❤𝓃 🌸𝓊𝒾 🍑𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 ıllıllı

׺°”˜`”°º× 🎀 𝒽🍑𝓃 𝒽❁𝓃 𝒽💞𝓃 ❤𝓊𝒾 🍑𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 ׺°”`˜”°º×

•´¯`•. 🎀 𝒽🌺𝓃 𝒽🏵𝓃 𝒽💗𝓃 🌺𝓊𝒾 💍𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 .•`¯´•

🐇 ⋆ 🐠 🎀 𝒽🌞𝓃 𝒽💞𝓃 𝒽🍩𝓃 💍𝓊𝒾 💞𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 🐠 ⋆ 🐇

🍪 🎀 𝒽🌸𝓃 𝒽💗𝓃 𝒽🍬𝓃 💞𝓊𝒾 ❀𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 🍪

••.•´¯`•.•• Ｈᗝή ｈⓞภ 𝒽ㄖｎ ㄖǗ丨 ๏ยｉ 𝐛Δ𝔾ᵘ乇tᵗ𝕖 ••.•´¯`•.••

👹🐼 ｈ๏ᑎ ħ𝔬𝔫 нⓄη Ø𝐮Ｉ ⓄỮ𝒾 Ｂａⓖ𝕌εţ𝕥𝐄 🐟☹

☮🍧 Ｈᗝ𝓝 нσ𝐍 ʰᗝŇ Ỗᑌ𝕚 σ𝕦ᶤ 𝓑ÃǤυⒺт𝐓𝔢 ♦♬

😲💙 Ｈ𝕆ｎ ⓗσŇ ʰᵒ𝓝 𝐎𝐔𝕚 𝐨𝐔丨 𝕓𝐀ⓖ𝕌ε𝔱ᵗ𝕖 🍬🐊

••¤(`×[¤ 𝔥ᗝⓃ ⒽØ𝓃 𝕙𝐨ή Ⓞᵘ𝓘 ᵒยί ｂαقⓊέ𝕋Ⓣ𝒆 ¤]×´)¤••

♠💜 𝕙ᵒ几 𝔥σⓝ 𝐡ⓄŇ 𝓸ⓤ𝓘 𝐨ｕ𝓘 ｂ𝔸𝕘ย𝑒ｔ𝓣€ ♔💝

🎅🍓 𝐇Ｏ𝔫 нⓄη ђ𝕠Ň 𝐨Ⓤ𝓲 ⓞⓤ𝐈 𝓑αᵍ𝓊ẸⓉⓣ𝒆 🐺☜

🍟🎉 ђⓄⓝ ђ𝓞ᑎ 𝓱ᵒη 𝕆ｕί Ⓞ𝓊ｉ 𝔟𝔸𝐠𝓾𝓔𝓉𝓉乇 💥🐸

°°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.· ｈØ𝕟 𝐇𝔬Ň ђⓄ𝓝 ᗝ𝕌ί ᗝ𝓤ι вคģยｅ𝐭𝕋𝑒 ·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°°

🍩😳 нØ𝓃 卄ㄖℕ 卄Ｏภ ๏ᑌ𝐈 ỖＵ𝐈 ๒คقǗєŦｔ€ ♛👌

😂🐳 ᕼØᶰ ⓗόℕ 𝕙ᵒŇ 𝔬𝓾𝕀 𝐎ù𝕚 ๒Ã𝑔𝓾ẸţⓉ𝕖 ♖💥

••.•´¯`•.•• 𝓗ᵒŇ ʰ𝓸𝐧 ＨσŇ ｏ𝕌𝕀 𝓸ｕⓘ 𝒷α𝑔ᑌ𝐄ⓣ𝓉Ｅ ••.•´¯`•.••

☺🎃 ＨØｎ 卄𝑜Ⓝ ʰⓞ𝕟 𝐨ⓊＩ ⓞⓤ丨 Ⓑ𝔞gùｅＴţᵉ 🐸🐳

🐊🔥 ｈ𝕆ή ᕼᵒᶰ 𝓱𝐨η ㄖ𝐔𝕀 Øย𝐢 𝓑ᗩ𝓰𝓤ⓔтт乇 😾💗

🍟🎅 𝐇Øᑎ ʰ𝕆𝔫 ℍση ⓞᵘ𝕚 Ⓞ𝓾Ⓘ ｂΔᎶ𝕦𝕖ᵗŦⓔ 💘🐸

☹🎅 𝔥ＯＮ Ħ𝔬𝕟 卄σᑎ 𝐨υ𝐈 ᵒỮ𝔦 ᵇ𝐚𝐆ＵᵉⓉ𝐭𝒆 🎈♗

💣♠ Ⓗㄖᶰ ʰᗝℕ 𝓗𝕠𝐍 ＯⓊᶤ ᵒ𝔲𝕀 𝐁ＡⒼ𝕦ᵉ𝓽𝓽ｅ ♜♘

🐨😂 𝐡όŇ ＨᗝŇ 𝓗σŇ 𝑜ⓤเ ỖｕＩ ｂ𝓐𝐠ǗⒺŦŦ𝐄 💔🐨

🍭🐚 𝒽ｏᑎ 𝕙σŇ ђό𝕟 ỖǗⓘ ό𝓤𝕀 в𝕒𝓰ⓤⓔ𝔱𝓽𝕖 💛👑

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∙∙·▫▫ᵒᴼᵒ▫ₒₒ▫ᵒᴼᵒ▫ₒₒ▫ᵒᴼᵒ 卄ｏ𝓝 𝕙𝔬ᑎ 卄Ỗภ ᵒᵘ𝕀 σù𝓲 𝐛ᗩ𝓰Ǘ𝔢ⓣ𝓉𝐄 ᵒᴼᵒ▫ₒₒ▫ᵒᴼᵒ▫ₒₒ▫ᵒᴼᵒ▫▫·∙∙

•°¯`•• 🎀 𝒽❀𝓃 𝒽🍬𝓃 𝒽❤𝓃 🍪𝓊𝒾 💗𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊���𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 ••`¯°•

🐷 ⋆ 🐣 🎀 𝒽❤𝓃 𝒽🍑𝓃 𝒽💍𝓃 🌞𝓊𝒾 💮𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 🐣 ⋆ 🐷

🍒 ⋆ 🍌 🎀 𝒽🌞𝓃 𝒽🌞𝓃 𝒽💗𝓃 ☯𝓊𝒾 💗𝓊𝒾 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🎀 🍌 ⋆ 🍒

[bisharp-that-likes-chips]

there were a lot of requests with a different-speaking reader with main 4, but...what about French?? A READER WHOSE PARENT IS FRENCH, AND THEREFORE HE BREAKS SOME WORDS (this is about me hehe) AND HE SPEAKS FRENCH EVERY TIME HE'S NERVOUS OR HE'S IN SHOCK OR HE'S ANGRY JUST THINK ABOUT THIS IDEA WOO

Oui

Hank:

Dude can’t comprehend what you’re saying cuz even though his senses are OP in battle, he can’t hear well when someone talks in a different accent

When you speak French, his brain goes windows error sound

You have to tell him that you’re speaking a different language other than English, and maybe teach him a bit of French just to get an understanding of it

He’s like a curious child that likes learning new things, like what kinda animals there are, or how to give someone 3rd degree burns

Sanford:

Unlike Hank, Sanford is smarter and knows quite a bit French, mostly cuz unlike Deimos who looks at French memes, he looks up what some French words mean

He compliments you in French with the things he learned from you (Mon amore) to try and fluster you

He might also insult Deimos in French and trick him to think it was a compliment (“gros con!” (dumbass); “what does that mean?” “It means cool.” “hehe yeah, I know I’m cool Sanford.”)

Also will learn how to cook some traditional French food to satisfy your mouth (dirty minded people after reading the last 3 words: 😏)

Deimos:

He only knows a few French words cuz of the many French memes on the internet

Bro thinks he got rizz after saying this to you “hon hon hon, jou are le madame baguette croissant. Bonjour motherfuquiere”

Okay, funni Deimos aside, he likes learning new Drench words, mostly so he could learn how to fluster you.

“How are you today mah…sheeer…iiieeeee” (it takes a while for him to pronounce new words)

2BDamned:

This dude also knows some French cuz some documents he had were French for some reason.

He’ll compliment you in French to show him he cares (tu n'es pas magnifique? (Aren’t you gorgeous?) Bonus for him if you blush

If he sees you stressed out and anxious, he’ll comfort you with sweet French words “c'est bon ma chérie” (it’s okay dear)

Probably will use French as a 2nd language thanks to you.

[solivcgant]

wfh means binge emily in parii🤓

[iindigenize]

theyre training me in bakery rn

[popcorn-plots]

My top three favorite french words, in no particular order.

Parce que. Why? Because. Just because.

Voici. It's fun to say.

Petite phoque. It means 'little seal' and it's pronounced 'fuck'. (this one is my favorite)

[tinycoffeeroom]

café de paris | max verstappen

face claim: none ᡣ𐭩

request: here !

a/n: all french / dutch is google translated blame them if it's wrong! race order is completely random here !

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📍café de paris, monaco

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y/nstagram me 🤝 café de paris

bffstagram bro those croissants look Fire ↳ y/nstagram my main source of sustenance in these hard monaco streets!

friend1 i have yet to see evidence of you shaking ass on a yacht miss y/n!! ↳ bffstagram so real... we're meant to be living vicariously through you!!! ↳ y/nstagram student finance doesn't stretch to yacht ass shaking, i can barely afford my daily caffeine fix 😭

friend2 oui oui hon baguette how is france? ↳ y/nstagram never let a monagesque hear you say that,,, bro i can't fight ↳ friend2 🫡 ... how is monaco?* ↳ y/nstagram 🫡 it's good!! def happy i chose here over france, even if my wallet doesn't agree 😭 ↳ friend2 we feeling fluent yet? ↳ y/nstagram oh god no, the other day this poor old lady tried explaining how to find the art museum to me and i just stared at her like 😶

friend3 spotted any f1 hotties yet? i hear they all camp out in monaco 👀 ↳ y/nstagram considering i have never watched a Single f1 race i couldn't tell you HAHAH i'm sure they're around here somewhere though ↳ friend3 dude i told you to brush up on f1 😭 how am i supposed to come visit you and have a meet cute with mr lando norris if you don't do your RESEARCH ↳ y/nstagram damn i see how it is,,, using me to get to your vroom vroom men,,,

3 weeks later

📍café de paris, monaco

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y/nstagram finally found someone else to join my café de paris obsession 🥐

bffstagram next bff sweetie run while you can... ↳ y/nstagram stop scaring the pretty bitches off damn 😔 ↳ alexandrasaintmleux bffstagram she won't let me leave 😭 ↳ y/nstagram i deserve better friends ↳ bffstagram you couldn't live without us xx ♥️ y/nstagram

alexandrasaintmleux la prochaine fois, nous irons au casino ! (next time, we go to the casino!) ↳ y/nstagram finance étudiante a dit non (student finance said no) ↳ alexandrasaintmleux 😔 s'il tu plait... pour moi? 🥺 (please... for me?) ↳ y/nstagram pray for my wallet guys...

friend3 wdym you just casually befriended The Alexandra Saint Mleux??? ↳ y/nstagram i thought her skirt was pretty and had no idea she was like famous 😭 then we just kept running into each other !! ↳ friend3 i need to fly out to monaco damn you can't even see her in the pic but ik she looked So pretty... ↳ alexandrasaintmleux i like your friends y/n :p ↳ y/nstagram just wait til you see them drunk,,,

📍 jimmy'z, monaco

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y/nstagram started the night in a night club and ended on a yacht,,, just monaco things (apparently) 🛥️

friend3 y/n if you don't answer my texts RIGHT NOW !!!! ↳ y/nstagram 😉 any reason ml? ↳ friend3 i'm gonna swim to monaco and bite chunks out of your ankles what the FUCK ??? when were you gonna tell me you were just casually hanging with [REDACTED] ↳ landonorris i'm guessing i'm redacted? 😎 ↳ friend3 i need to go lie down ↳ y/nstagram landonorris dude 😭 ↳ landonorris was it something i said? 😉

alexandrasaintmleux meilleure amie 💗 (best friend) ↳ y/nstagram merci de m'avoir invitée ! je t'aime ! (thank you for inviting me! love you!)

maxverstappen1 was lovely meeting you last night schat x ↳ y/nstagram you too max! don't forget to send me those pics of the kids! x ↳ bffstagram kids? ↳ y/nstagram his cats! jimmy and sassy! 🐱❤️🐱 ↳ bffstagram your knack for finding cat people never fails to impress me ♥️ y/nstagram

danielricciardo dude my liver actually hurts... ↳ y/nstagram hey you're the one who suggested a drinking contest ↳ danielricciardo yeah because i normally WIN you freak ↳ y/nstagram i'm a broke uni student, my drink of choice is normally vodka so cheap it's legally paint stripper

georgerussell63 carmen's phone died but she said to remind you about brunch today ↳ y/nstagram on it!! alex is gonna come round and bring me 😊

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y/nstagram met some VIC's (very important cats) today! 🐱 also f's in chat for my café de paris 😔

bffstagram f ↳ danielricciardo f ↳ georgerussell63 f ↳ landonorris f ↳ carmenmmundt f ↳ alexandrasaintmleux f ↳ maxverstappen1 f

friend3 babies!! the second pic oh i could cry ↳ y/nstagram she slept there for like 3 hours 😭 managed to actually sit through a whole gp though so a wins a win! ↳ friend3 y/n watching f1?? who is she?? ↳ y/nstagram their dad forced me 💔 ↳ maxverstappen1 um who cheered so loud when i won that she woke poor sassy up?? ↳ y/nstagram 🤐

charles_leclerc i didn't know café de paris do takeout? ↳ maxverstappen1 they do if you're me :) ↳ y/nstagram the only reason i'm considering keeping him around 😉 ↳ alexandrasaintmleux charles_leclerc and why have you never used your influence to get ME takeout café de paris "prince of monaco" ↳ charles_leclerc look what you've done... y/nstagram ♥️ y/nstagram

fan they're definitely max's cats but who is she? ↳ fan she knows alexandra so maybe they're in the same friendship group??

3 months later

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y/nstagram working hard or hardly working 🌸

alexandrasaintmleux quand avez-vous passé votre examen ? (when's your exam?) ↳ y/nstagram lundi prochain,,, mon ami du café me manque 😔 (next monday,,, missing my cafe friend) ↳ alexandrasaintmleux nous fêterons cela quand tu auras terminé 💗 (we'll celebrate when you're finished)

bffstagram the red bulls... i wait 3 years white man does it in one week ♥️ maxverstappen1 ↳ y/nstagram hey! made him wait at least 2 months :p

friend3 the f1 book.. one of us one of us!! ↳ y/nstagram apparently i can't keep saying "the one with the red cow on it" when talking about his car,,, ↳ maxverstappen1 its a bull... literally a red bull... ↳ y/nstagram blah blah blah it's red and goes moo ↳ maxverstappen1 everyday i wake up to such disrespect ↳ charles_leclerc i'm just glad someone's keeping your ego in check ♥️ y/nstagram

friend1 when are you coming back to england :( ↳ y/nstagram i'm hoping to come visit next month! ↳ maxverstappen1 about that...

📍 jeddah, saudi arabia

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maxverstappen1 First P1 of the season at the first race! Always grateful to stand on that top podium, especially today 🙂

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fan sorry WHO is that in the third pic????

fan bro soft launching on a race win post...

y/nstagram trots op jou ❤️ proud of you ♥️ maxverstappen1 ↳ fan 🤨

fan did you guys see the way his girl jumped the fence to get to him after he won? relationship goals fr

schecoperez another red bull 1-2! 💪 ↳ maxverstappen1 you gave me a run for my money at the end there old man! ↳ schecoperez less of the old thank you

redbullracing rue when was this ↳ fan admin finding out about max's relationship at the same time as us is so on brand ↳ redbullracing and here i thought we were besties 😔 ↳ maxverstappen1 😉

danielricciardo you look hot in the second photo and it's not just the heat 😍 ↳ fan maxiel lives on ❤️

fan he tagged her as mine BROOOOOO who's got this man so down bad??

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🔒 y/nstagram account locked DOWN but it's so worth it for you ❤️

maxverstappen i'm sorry liefje i should have thought about this before inviting you... ↳ y/nstagram i don't regret going maxie,,, and i certainly don't regret hugging you after the race,, i knew what i was getting into, it's just a lot ❤️ ↳ maxverstappen1 ik ben gek op jou ❤️ (i'm crazy about you) ↳ y/nstagram mijn charmante prins ❤️ (my prince charming)

alexandrasaintmleux you do what's best for you ma cocotte 💗 honestly going private at the start of mine and charles' relationship was one of the best things for us ↳ y/nstagram the woe of being a wag 😔

daniel.jpg dude can you accept my follow request ↳ maxverstappen1 you followed her from your jpg acc but not your main? ↳ daniel.jpg never said i was smart ↳ charles_leclerc ^ ↳ georgerussell63 ^ ↳ landonorris ^ ↳ alexandrasaintmleux ^ ↳ carmenmmundt ^ ↳ maxverstappen1 ^ ↳ y/nstagram ^ ↳ oscarpiastri ^ ↳ daniel.jpg oscarpiastri HOW DID YOU GET HERE?? you haven't even MET y/n yet ↳ y/nstagram that's my son watch your tone. ↳ daniel.jpg i am very sorry miss y/n l/n PLEASE let me in ↳ y/nstagram oscarpiastri shall i? ↳ oscarpiastri lemme think on it ↳ daniel.jpg i hate it here

📍 suzuka, japan

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redbullracing a quick look into max's garage! already over halfway through the season and your current world champion is on track for his 4th year running 💪

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maxverstappen1 you know how we do 👊

fan i see a y/n at the back!! ↳ fan who is y/n? ↳ fan his gf! she was first spotted in jeddah and she's been to quite a few of his races this year! ↳ fan do you have her ig? ↳ fan y/nstagram but it's private!

fan 4 time world champ incoming! ♥️ redbullracing

user lewis is gonna reclaim his title! ↳ fan ok gramps lets get you back to the home

fan best team in the world

user oh the gold digger is back ↳ redbullracing blocked, deleted and reported ↳ fan red bull stand on business ↳ redbullracing no one messes with OUR redbull girl! 👊

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🔒 y/nstagram did you know red bull gives you wings? 👼

maxverstappen1 must have taken you forever to think of that caption ↳ y/nstagram what can i say you're dating a comedic genius

friend1 damn ma lend me one of those jackets xx ↳ y/nstagram omg pls take one he won't stop giving them to me,,, ↳ friend1 i'll take the white cap too if you're offering 👀 ↳ y/nstagram 🫡

bffstagram the third pic... y/n STAND UP ↳ y/nstagram he has the prettiest eyes 😍 my man my man my maaaaan ↳ bffstagram we've lost her boys...

alexandrasaintmleux i see the ferrari jacket 👀 ↳ y/nstagram max nearly threw me out of the room fr ↳ maxverstappen1 you deserved it ↳ maxverstappen1 also i'm burning it when you're not looking ↳ y/nstagram charlie gave it to me :((((( ↳ charles_leclerc yeah max you wouldn't burn sweet charlie's jacket would you? ↳ maxverstappen1 i'd burn you IN the jacket if you don't stop ↳ charles_leclerc 🫦 damn i love when you talk dirty to me ↳ y/nstagram ,,, alexandrasaintmleux should we leave them to it? ↳ alexandrasaintmleux after what you showed me on tumblr... yeah maybe we should

daniel.jpg loving the drip ↳ maxverstappen1 has she still not accepted your main follow request? ↳ daniel.jpg no... i know it's oscars fault somehow ↳ oscarpiastri why am i catching strays? ↳ y/nstagram i watched baku 2018 ,, you're lucky i don't block your jpg account ↳ daniel.jpg THAT WAS SO LONG AGO LET ME INNNNNNN

📍 zandvoort, the netherlands

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redbullracing and maxverstappen1 getting P1 and being crowned a 4 time world champion at the final race of the season AND your home race? max verstappen we tip our hats to you 💙

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fan him lifting the trophy and mouthing "this is for you" to y/n i am so lonely oh my god

y/nstagram mijn kampioen ❤️ (my champion) ♥️ redbullracing, maxverstappen1

fan max verstappen world domination!! lets go champ!!!

fan y'know maybe the dutch national anthem isn't too bad...

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y/nstagram i moved to monaco for a degree in french and fell for a dutchman,,,

max, it has been a privilege to know you, to share your happiness and to love and be loved by you. watching you do what you do best fills me with so much joy and i can't wait to see you dominate the track for many more years. here's to you. ik hou van je, mijn kampioen ❤️ (i love you, my champion)

(also hi fans of max, i am very scared about being perceived by so many of you, please be nice ❤️)

maxverstappen1 mijn hart en ziel, ik weet niet hoe ik het in het Engels moet uitdrukken maar bedankt dat je in mijn leven bent gekomen, je maakt alles een beetje mooier. ik hou van je ❤️ (my heart and soul, i don't know how to express it in english but thank you for coming into my life, you make everything a little brighter. i love you) ↳ y/nstagram maxie 🥹 can't wait to celebrate you tonight ❤️

fan hi y/n!!! glad you felt comfortable enough to come off private! we're a nice bunch i promise! (at least most of us are) ♥️ y/nstagram ↳ fan also if anyone is mean to you i will do something that puts me on the national news 🫶

fan we've only seen glimpses of her on tv, max you bagged a baddie DAMN ♥️ maxverstappen1

fan mama y papa ↳ landonorris real ↳ oscarpiastri real

danielricciardo I'M IN !!! ↳ danielricciardo WAIT YOU WENT OFF PRIV??? y/n thats so mean wtf :(

alexandrasaintmleux mon couple préféré 💗 (my favourite couple) ↳ y/nstagram c'est grâce à toi alex, je t'aime 💕 (it's all thanks to you alex, love you)

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maxverstappen1 an appreciation post for mijn liefje. being able to put up with me dragging her halfway across the world nearly every month so i can drive fast cars whilst studying for her degree. graduated top of her class (with an elective in dutch 😉). here's to you and to us. (oh and happy 11 months, i may love you a little bit) ❤️

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y/nstagram my boy ❤️ could't have done it without your support ↳ maxverstappen1 i know, i am an Amazing boyfriend 😉 ♥️ y/nstagram

landonorris congrats y/n! knew there had to be a big brain in that ol' noggin of yours ↳ y/nstagram thanks lan! maybe i can actually teach you some french now 🤓

fan taking a long walk off a very short bridge

redbullracing congratulations to the brains of the couple! hoped you liked the gifts 💙 ↳ y/nstagram a dutch for dummies book, you think you're so funny don't you 😐

fan the flowers 😭😭😭

fan doesn't post about his championship but posts about his girl... need me a man like that

[orteil42]

me every other post: hon hon oui oui baguette bonsoir

someone who's been following me for like 6 years, every time: is this how i find out you're FRENCH 😭😭😭

[jarate-pissman]

Writing tf2 characters in a nutshell:

All my research reading people's fancomics and fanfictions have lead to this assumption on how most of my fellow TF2 fans view the mercs:

Scout: Hey what's up! I'm Scout! I can run circles round ya, which I gotta say is pretty cool! Dat's right! So anyways, got this bucket of chicken here-

Soldier: ATTENTION YOU SORRY SONS OF MAGGOTS, THIS IS AMERICA, NOT THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR MOMMY'S DRESS! THERE WILL BE BLOOD, THERE WILL BE GUTS, AND BY GOD THERE WILL BE SHIT AND PISS FLYING IN YOUR MOUTH OR MY NAME ISN'T CAPTAIN MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!

Pyro: Hudda hudda hmmph mmph? uwu

Demoman: *drunk squelchy noises* Bottle o' scrumpy, lads? *belch*

Heavy: I am heavy weapons guy. This is my gun Sasha and my sandvich. With this I become unstoppable. Da. Doktor, kees me.

Engineer: With a few hits of my wrench an' a steady hand this sentry'll be right as rain. Well shucks, I don't think I can get any prouder! Yeehaw! Mm Bacon.

Medic: Hallo there, you have a very nice set of teeth! Why am I looking at your teeth? Hoo hooh! No reason! I just have a habit of window shopping. Also, your liver looks rather tasty.

Sniper: ˥ooʞs ɥǝɐʌʎ ɟoɹ ʎonɹ ʇᴉuʎ ɐɹɯs˙ pou,ʇ ʍoɹɹʎ' ouɔǝ I qlɐsʇ ʎonɹ ɯǝlou ᴉuʇo qᴉʇs ʎon,ll ɟǝǝl ɯnɔɥ lᴉƃɥʇǝɹ' ɔoʇʇou qɐll˙

Spy: Oui oui, snork snork. Hon hon hon! Baguette! Spycrab! Surprise buttsecks buttsecks!

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Ravi: My stomach growled super loud in French yesterday.

The 118: *staring*

Ravi: I meant like, it growled during French class, not that my stomach spoke french.

Eddie: Bonjour.

Buck: Le growl.

Hen: Oui oui Ravi.

Chim: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

[murderandcoffee]

i love when people draw elias like an evil little frenchman with his little mustache and shit like OUI J’AIME L’ŒIL ET LES BAGUETTES MÉCHANTES HON HON HON it’s literally so good

[akkivee]

do we know what foods Jakurai likes other than natto and possibly pumpkin if we go off the hypcake..

i am certainly not the jakurai lore person i used to be so i’m sure there are plenty more i’m not thinking of??? but off the top of my head he likes

vanilla ice cream enough to put natto on top of it (a man truly built different)

he’s made french food in an arb event so he’s probably partial to french cuisine (he’s a francophile in arb tho hon hon hon oui oui baguette)

vegetable stew???? nikujaga??? idk there’s that time he made stew for everyone and was seen shopping for vegetables the chapter before lol but i’d have to listen to the track for the exact food

[duothelingo]

Hon hon, baguette oui oui boules 🇫🇷🥖🥐

[ctrl-lupin]

Oui bonjour je parle la français hon hon hon baguette

[newmsies]

"oui oui baguette hon hon hon i eat snails" thats you thats what you sound like

au moins je n'ai pas eu à me faire enlever mes dents de sagesse /j

[totally-france]

I'm learning French, tell me if it sounds good!

*ahem*

".. baguette."

- 🤡🍭

Hon hon. Oui oui lmao

[joen-lenawley]

I’m currently working on lore for my interpretation of the THSU (Tally Hall Songematic Universe).

Some highlights include:

Shia Labeouf being a genderfluid cannibal

Juno going UwU

Some dude travelling to the past with a ✨magical tie✨ and kidnapping children to become factory workers

Simon from Hawaii: Part II knowing French but panicking when people ask him to speak it and just saying “bonjour, oui oui baguette hon hon hon”

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