#homophobic lucifer/j

[shadowdancer-za55]

I’ve been sick for over 2 days, and this thing appeared in my dreams.

Basically I had a dream where there was this Roblox game about a cat with the name tree, and my friend was in it so naturally I joined them. It looked like one of those old warrior cat rp games, and it had a pretty basic map, it also had a house for some reason. Well anyways this thing shows up he follows me around the map and calls me multiple slurs. And then I wake up and then I decided to draw it. I’m nicknaming it homophobic Lucifer. 🧍

[nyxcharliechaos]

so me and @lemonking00 decided to make a tier list...but it's what neurodivergency/mental illness the cast of Hazbin/Helluva have

Explanations/are they medicated?/extra details or thoughts below because this will be a long post if I don't

ADHD- Millie: unmedicated, she just doesn't like it

Vox: medicated but OH BOY DOES HE FORGET, man will go 3 days without it before remembering then he's medicated for 4 days and they he's out of his ADHD medication! and it's ALWAYS when the pharmacy runs out and won't have it in for a few days

Bee: unmedicated she doesn't care she's just having fun

Clara: she's just here because LK said Odette was autistic and we wanted an ADHD/Autism sibling dynamic, I was going to skip them because we don't know much about either, she's properly medicated, Carmilla makes sure she takes her medication

Autism- Vaggie: we're all in agreement on this right?

Alastor: I know he's a sociopath but we've been joking he's autistic for a bit lol

Lucifer: his special interest is clearly ducks, yes he's canonically depressed but the autism is winnning

Sir Pentious: ok so everyone I know agrees with his so, mans got that autistic rizz

Vortex: ...ngl we just wanted him to be the ASD to Bee's ADHD being the ADHD/autism couple dynamic

Millie's dad: as stated by LK "he just seems autistic" and then explained farmers give off autistic energy, LK's the autistic redneck friend so I'll trust him on that

Lute: ...I have no explanation she just seems autistic, and like a homophobic homosexual

Zestial: so initially we put him in the group therapist tier but the autism won so we moved him

Odette: explanation for why she's here above

AuDHD (written as AUDI relating to a series of inside jokes but long story short half our friend group is AuDHD and one of said friends used to have an AUDI)- -Blitz special interest in horses, bad at emotions, he's not medicated, he should be on several medications, he's not on any of them

Charlie: ok hear me out, we all agree on the ADHD yes, but her dads got that tism ok, she would to. she is medicated, and Vaggie reminds her, but it's a gamble whether or not she'll take her medication even with a reminder

Cherri Bomb: ...bombs and just look at here that's my explanation for why she's here, no she's not medicated, there's other drugs, no it's not the same thing she doesn't care

Velvette: she's better about taking her medication than Vox is but she still forgets, always seems to run out around the same time as Vox...when they don't have the medication...being Valentino during that is great/j the two will lock the doors and make him deal with their unmedicated asses till the pharmacy has the medication again

Fizz: I don't think I need to explain why he's here, he's not medicated, he doesn't like the feeling and he likes himself better unmedicated, and Ozzie loves him either way so fuck getting his ADHD medication

Adam: simple explanation, ADHD and Autism is hereditary, so it had to come from somewhere and in the words of LK "it wasn't Eve, idk how but she's neurotypical", Adam doesn't believe people when they tell him he's AuDHD, so no he's not medicated

Emily: I'm not explaining myself, she is medicated and does take her ADHD medication on the daily, Sera will remind her and if she forgets after that Sera will just give her the medication

Depression- (depresso expresso because funny) Stolas: literally cannon, and while also Autistic unlike Lucifer the Autism is not winning

Octavia: I would be too if my family was that much of a mess

Barbie Wire: just fucking, look, no I'm not explaining this

Sera: (just makes gesture like, look at this bitch)

Twamatised- (referencing a joke in Gravity Falls) neither of these need explanations fucking look at the two that are here!

OCD- Moxxie: we actually added this catagory for him, he's just got those vibes

Niffty: I swear I remeber reading something on an old ZP era sketch dump saying she had slight OCD, I might be misremembering, probably, but got those vibes

Group Therapist- (fun fact this was initially a Husk only category but a lot more characters belonged in it then we thought) Husk: (points to episode 4) and yes depresso expresso as well but, I made this category for him so

Razzle & Dazzle, Fat Nuggets, Keekee, and the Egg Bois: all are here for similar reasons they're (basically) pets that bring joy and improve peoples mental states

Ozzie: I don't think I need to explain this one, since it's basically cannon

Rosie: ok so all the overlord are autistic (minus Vox), but they go to the category that takes priority and she's seen being a person you go to for advice so, this is just cannon

Carmilla: quote from LK "mom", that's why she's here, again all overlords are autistic (except Vox)

NDP- (narcissistic personality disorder) Verosika: we actually added this category for her so

Striker: ok this one's debatable but he definitely has a personality disorder of some sort

Valentino (KYS) was added just for Val to tell him to die

BITCH was added for reasons obvious if you look at the characters, no headcannons here we just wanted to call out these characters for being bitches

[transterror69]

Helloooo!!! Welcome bastards to my bullshit. I cant do art, i cant write but i can... uhhhh idk be dumb, ramble and be dumb.

Name: Maxwell or Lucifer. You can also call me Terror! I dont really care.

Pronouns: All other pronouns than she/her.. legit all of them. (Yes neos count! Please use some for me! :3)

Fandoms: Sally face, Coraline, Fnaf, Batim/Batdr, Tf2, Undertale, Deltarune, Hellaverse, Little misfortune, Little Nightmares, FPE, Baldi's basics, Centricide/Jreg, Cuphead, Gravity falls and Doctor who! Ill probably mostly post tf2 right now because im.. so normal about the game. (VALVE PLEASE FIX TF2 PLEASE-)

DNI!

Proshippers.

Racists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Xenophobes.. yall need to get a life.

Medic haters/j

Random info!

Im from Finland and can speak Finnish and English. I am also learning German!

I am in a queerplatonic relationship!

Im afraid of horses-

I have Adhd, Autism and PTSD (Mental illness! Yippee!!)

I dont really know how to use tumblr well so if i do smt wrong or weird, tell me! (Be nice tho please-)

My askbox shoud always be open so if you just need to vent or you do want to ask me smt, go ahead! (ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANONS. ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANONS ASK ME ABO-)

Have a good day! Or dont! I dont control your life.

[shootingstar-17]

Ok. STOP sending asks for donations. Because 1, im a munor and cannot donate. 2, i feel bad that i cant donate 3, i do not want to keep getting them amd wont reply to them.

《Thought I'd do a get to know me thing》

■I have miltipul names; Jax, Lucifer, Sammy, abby, Alex, Star, Korey maybe others to come 🤷🏼‍♂️■ (Lucifer and Jax are the ones I prefer most)

♡I'm genderfluid, my pronouns change but ill probably use he/they♡

���Music, books, and art is my life <3☆

I absolutely LOVE theatre

My fav books are: kotlc, hp, pjo/hoo/toa/tsats, magnus chase, and decendents

My fav movies are: decendents, zombies, IT, insidious, the conjuring, paranormal activity, and the purge (if you can't tell, I like horror movies)

My favourite singers/bands/musicians: Taylor Swift, imagine Dragons, citezin soldier, and TX2

I wanna be an author :)

Iam a MINOR

Taken <3

Bi 💗💜💙

Asks are open, so ask anything I will answer when I get a chance :>

Also, if you're a zoO,homophobic, transphobic, racist, pedophile or ant of that shit, then. Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Blog.

Also, warning I will swear in my blog :>

My spelling is awful. :< Let's move in to my accounts for other things :)

Wattpad:'Sleep-Depprived-Mf'

CapCut:'Sleep-Depprived-Mf'

Roblox:'INeedSleep_98

<3

My tags:

Random stuff I find:'J says hi'

Angst:'J is sad'

Stuff that goes on in my head:'weird stuff from J's head<3'

Asks:'J answers"

Anything else:'J's weird blog.'

<3

Iam part of NPS (Nico Protection squad) FZPS (Frank Zhang protection squad) WASPS (William Andrew Solace Protection squad)

<3 I ship:Mal and Ben (decendents), carlos, and Jane (decendents) Evie and Doug (decendents) Mangus and Alex (Magnus Chase) Blitzen and Hearthstone (Magnus Chase) Will and Nico (Pjo/hoo/toa/tsats) percy and Annabeth (pjp/hol/toa) Leo and Jason (NOT canon, hoo/toa) piper and Annabeth (NOT canon, hoo/toa) Percy and Jason (NOT cannon, hoo/toa) Reyna and Thalia (NOT canon, hoo) <3

Discord:

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Credits for this ⬆️ to @reyna4ever

☠️🎧💀🔪🏳️‍🌈♂️

Enjoy my blog :)

[vsnest]

Omg hiiii!!! I have f/o's to show you(intro card)

Hi my name is V! This is my nsfw alt account. I will mostly be reposting and writing anything horny.

Basic dni: proship/commship, minors, homophobes, biphobes, transphobes and terfs, and pro Israel.

My f/o list

Main f/o's

◇Both ENAs from ENA and ENA: Dream BBQ

Secondary f/o's

◇Lucifer from Obey ME!

◇Big Band from Skullgirls

◇Linen from LSD Dream Emulator

◇Shrike from Monkey Wrench

Crushes

◇Caine from TADC

◇Yuri from DDLC

◇Thirteen from Obey ME!

◇Lacey from laceygames.com

◇Hally from Two Ants One President

◇V and J from Murder Drones

◇Principal Lynn from Class of 09

I am she/they and bisexual. And I am one kinky bitch so be warned. My writing pieces may get a bit... rough. But other than that ya got no fear. I'm just here to chill.

I do commissions as well. You can find the info on my sfw account, @v-sansings . Do not repost my nsfw art and writing to share to minors or anyone following my sfw. I will report you without hesitation.

My main tags will be #lemonberry juice for S1 ENA, #cherry limeade for BBQ ENA, and #juicy for general selfship smut. I'll probably use #spicy for writing and #spicy🫠 for art. Hope that helps for later!

That's all! I hope y'all have fun!

[theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom]

FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO READIM THIS :)))))

(okay i read it and) ANOTHER FUCKING BANGER!!!!! GOD THE PACING ON THIS ONE IS GREAT!!! and i love carlos' and kethelyn's friendship theyre so !!!!!!!!!!!

MAN UR WRITING IS SO DELISH :3

(liveblog under the cut)

“This could work…. in theory” I SMELL SHENANIGANS BOUTTA HAPPEN

"I woudn't endanger myself for a job that it's not even paid" real. so real of you, medium

ooh i wonder what a pix is

10'000 sounds like a lot. good for the medium tho

"kethelyn accepted the first internship that came her way without hesitating, realizing too late it was an unpaid one" oof bbg im sorry

"Fuck it, we ball" YESSS THATS THE ATTITUDE >:3

CARLOS MENTION!!!! AYOO HIYA CARLOS MY BUD!!!!!!!!

honestly its so real of carlos to take demonology (it sounds like a blast) (the whole fucking uni sounds like a blast i kinda wanna go there :( )

"He cheated." damn carlos maybe dont cheat on ur gf before discussing it with her first or smth. were you at least honest about it after it happened??

"He cheated in a game of uno" BHAHAHAHHA I TOOK THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE WAY TOO SERIOUSLY IM DYING SHJBVKJHBDVJHSBF

tsk tsk he shuffled the cards so liz would win 😒 (/lh) (also liz mention 🔥🔥 (i am aware all these little stories lowkey interconnect but that wont stop me from going "oh i know that person!!" every time i know that person >:3 ))

pffffft carlos afraid of ghosts

oof alice bbg im sorry ur fam was homophobic :((((

"but the scare was too much for Alice, she had a heart attack, dying before even starting the ritual" man thats fucking rough

"she's as stubborn as a mule" what was that about lesbians in love?? /nsrs

"get in loser, we're summoning the devil" grrrr the urge to pull out the fucking meme pic and poorly photoshop it to say that

"'Boo' the ghost mocked him in the deep voice of the possessed 'still afraid, scaredy cat?'" why are you bullying him he only cheated at uno :((((((( (cheating at uno the highest crime ofc but we dont mention that /j)

"Kethelyn had a lot of expectations about the devil, but she wasn't expecting that. A white man, bals, wearing a polo shirt and the most hideous goatee. Hadn't Lucifer been the most beautiful angel in heaven? What a glow down. Disappointing" LMAOOOO HES NOT OUT FOR EVEN TEN SECONDS BEFORE SHE STARTS ROASTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM KJBKJVBDSKHVBFD

also i strongly agree with the terrible goatee. the devil would really be the one to have smth like that. its in The Vibes. (also for some reason i keep picturing he devil as ira steven behr 😭😭 (the looks match up (sorry ira, your goatee is really slay and iconic (but also kinda ugly in certain lighting/ pictures ngl) (okay but imo ira's style is actually really fucking cool + i like his vibe))))

"he stretched the last word like he was RuPaul" JAKSVBKJDSAVB

"The devil wanted Kethelyn" Oh No Oh No OH NO OH NO

i love all the different names for satan u use in the story

"'Well I wasn't called here for nothing' His facade fell, the warm voice gave way to a cold, cruel tone" OOOH I LOVE THE CHANGE

"'Lucifer Morningstar, I challenge you to a duel!' Carlos wanted to tear out his own eyes, Lucifer grinned" OH????? WE GOT DUELS GOING ON???????? :))))))))))

"From outside the barrier, Carlos was jumping, shaking his head, making an 'x' with his arms, and mouthing 'nooooooo'." CARLOS IS ONE SKRUNKLY MOTHERFUCKER i wanna shake him like a bottle of juice :3 /aff

OHOHOHOHO!!!!!!! UNO DUEL LESGOOOO

the most dangerous game of all: uno /ref (that one post thats like: "i have brought you here to play the most dangerous game of them all" "*nods solemnly* knife monopoly" "... i was about to hunt you for sport but now im more interested in what knife monopoly is")

"The two had met before, college projects can take you to unusual paces, huh?" honestly so real

woah this is the most intense game of uno i have read but the pacing of it is soooo good you can feel the tension in the air, the risk of playing, the stakes

OMG YESSSS CARLOS,,,,,, CHEAT!!!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU

YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO PULL IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT!!!!! damn that was some intense fucking writing, kudos to you, nanda, it was really fucking well done :)))))

College girl sells soul to pay rent (not clickbait)

“So… your last wish is to make a deal with the devil?”

The ghostly woman nodded.

“It won't be possible, look, you need a physical body to perform this type of ritual,” said the medium “and I can't do it for you, because if I did, it would be my soul on sale.”

What if I possess you?

The spirit's voice echoed, the candles in the small clamped room in which the medium worked began to shake, transforming the trinkets scattered around the room into frightening dancing images. This could work… in theory.

“Not going to happen. Possessions are expressly prohibited on University internships. And honestly?” she added “I wouldn't endanger myself for a job that’s not even paid.”

I can pay.

The human raised one of her eyebrows. The candle flames flickered intensely, the ghost was desperate.

“Pay? Sorry, but we don't accept drachmas or whatever currency ghosts use, only cash or pix.”

She was joking, of course. What she didn't expect was the disembodied woman's response.

What's the key?

“Excuse me?”

Your pix, what is the key?

It wouldn't be possible that...?

Is ten thousand enough? Half now, half later.

It's worth a try, isn't it?

The medium shared her key. A few minutes later, she received the following message:

“Bank: Your pix has been received! Vellota ltd. sent you 5.000 reais”

Along with several confused emails by Grandma Vellota.

Looks like someone wouldn't have to worry about rent for a long time.

Kethelyn Correia — 21 years old, necromancy student at the Brazilian Federal University of Mystic Arts — is a medium in desperate need of additional hours for college and money. Kethelyn accepted the first internship that came her way without hesitating, realizing too late it was an unpaid one. Fuck it, we ball.

After months of late rent, days and nights on ramen noodles and various odd jobs to try to survive, selling a soul to the devil didn't seem like a bad idea. Anything was better than going back to her parents' house.

And that's how she ended up, three days later, on Carlos' — a college friend, master's student in demonology and ex-boyfriend — terrace at 2:30am on a Wednesday.

It was a nice evening, the sea nearby brought them a salty breeze, refreshing the warm summer night. The street lights were very close, illuminating the terrace together with the candles, revealing the unceremoniously dragged mess at the corners of the terrace. Carlos said they needed as much space as possible, the chalk circle in the middle of the terrace was the only clean space there.

“Okay, everything’s ready” said Carlos “candles lit, circles drawn, incense burning. Has she memorized the chants?”

Kethelyn nodded, they had practiced on this part together.

Carlos blew out the last match, looking around nervously. His eyes looked big behind the thick glasses he wore, his curly hair dancing with the breeze.

“Great, but seriously, this ghost couldn't have chosen a simpler invocation? Why go full catholic? There’s so many easier options…”

“Her name is Alice, I don't know about the choice for the ritual, but… thank you. Seriously. You didn't need to do all that.”

Kethelyn was being sincere. When she asked for her help, she expected at most a borrowed grimoire and some tips on how to not die.

“No problem, ha,” he replied, hands on his nape “it's the least I can do after that mistake I made.”

The “mistake” in question was the trigger for the end of their relationship. He cheated.

He cheated in a game of uno, shuffling the cards in a way that gave his friend — some 19 year old snake kid he befriended while traveling abroad — the advantage, causing Kethelyn to lose a bet.

“Ah, yes” She sighed, Alice's spirit approached floating upside down.

Hm? Share the tea, sis.

“Mind your own business.”

Rude.

“She’s here?” Carlos asked, shaking hands making the sign of the cross.

“I still can't believe that you work with literal demons, but are afraid of ghosts.” She laughed, “obviously she’s here, she's the one who's going to make the pact, duh.”

“Oh, my saint” Carlos sighed, repeating the sign “You how much of a bad idea this is, don't you?” he spoke gravely “After all, why does she want this? She's already dead!”

“It's quite a story…”

***

Alice Vellota was a young lady from a rich family, you see, her parents were rich, her grandparents were rich, her great-grandparents were rich and so on.

Alice had everything she could want, except the person she loved.

Coming from an extremely Catholic family, it is not surprising that her love for Maria Eduarda, a college friend, was a big scandal. Her parents threatened to disown her if she pursued her love, all empty threats of course. Fortunately, nothing can stop lesbians in love, not homophobic parents, not even death.

But when Maria Eduarda suddenly passed away, Alice was devastated. Her only consolation was the possibility of meeting in the afterlife. She knew Maria Eduarda would be somewhere in hell — she was a Satanist after all — she hadn't gone to heaven! But, she thought, hell is huge... how can I find her among so many people? So, she decided to solve this problem in the most logical way possible, selling her soul.

I'm already going to hell, at least I can ask to be close to her.

The plan was perfect. She home alone and everything was set, she just had to sing the chants and…

A window broke next to her and figures started to circulate around the apartment with loud wailing sounds. It was just the neighborhood kids playing football, but the scare was too much for Alice, she had a heart attack, dying before even starting the ritual.

***

“So, here's the problem. She's supposed to be in heaven now. “Kethelyn explained “technically she didn't make any pact, but the desire to join her girlfriend keeps her on this plane.”

“Why didn't you try… I don't know” Carlos shrugged “convincing her not to go to hell?”

“I tried, believe me.” Kethelyn's eyes were dead-serious “she's as stubborn as a mule.”

“Oh my saint, give me strength…”

“If everything is ready, let's begin.” The necromancer looked at Alice's ghost and signaled her to come “Get in loser, we’re summoning the devil.”

Suddenly, the coastal breeze refreshing the dawn stopped, the candle flames flickered without wind, Kethelyn bent over her stomach, the lights from the nearby street lights went mad. Carlos looked apprehensive when suddenly everything just… stopped.

The breeze, candles and the street lights returned to normal, only Kethelyn remained in the same position.

“Kethelyn? Are you okay?” Carlos asked worriedly. He was about to touch her on the shoulder when she straightened herself on a whim, her curly hair covering half her face, a smile weirdly wide creeping through her face.

“Boo” the ghost mocked him in the deep voice of the possessed, “still afraid, scaredy cat?”

Kethelyn saw everything in third perspective, she saw her mocking smile and Carlos' pale face. It was a funny feeling floating around, was that how her customers felt all the time?

She wanted to tell them both to start straight away, but she had difficulty vocalizing her thoughts, she didn't have a mouth after all. How did Alice do it? In any case, she didn't need to do anything. She saw her body go to the center of the circle, Carlos raised the barrier and sat on top of an old freezer away from the circle, she — or rather — Alice started singing the memorized chants.

As electrifying as a ritual to summon the bad thing itself may seem, it's pretty boring when you're just a spectator. Kethelyn spent the next 15 minutes bored to death — hah! — she passed her time enjoying her choice of outfit for the night, a pair of pink cargo pants and a matching tight crop top — what? You have to look stylish when you're going to meet someone famous, even if it's the devil.

Suddenly, a strong smell of sulfur filled the air and an unnatural fog began to rise inside the terrace. From within the fog lights glowed like flames.

There he was.

***

Kethelyn had a lot of expectations about the devil, but she wasn’t expecting that. A white man, bald, wearing a polo shirt and the most hideous goatee. Hadn't Lucifer been the most beautiful angel in heaven? What a glow down.

Disappointing.

The Demon stood still for a while, staring. All the corporeal beings present froze. He might have an ordinary appearance, but his aura certainly matched his fame.

“…So?” The Evil One broke the silence “What do you want, mortal?”

Kethelyn saw her body swallow hard, her hands shake. Alice finally took courage and said:

“I wan…” she hesitated “I want to have a reserved place, for me Alice Vellota and my girlfriend Maria Eduarda Almeida, in hell. A place where we can be together.”

The Fallen Angel raised an eyebrow.

“I want so that the moment this soul of mine leaves this body,” Alice kept going, more confident this time “I go straight to hell and meet her.”

Sathanas began to laugh.

“In so many centuries of work” his laugh was strondous “this is the first time I've seen someone who wants to go to hell!”

He continued laughing for a few more minutes, bending over himself and slapping his knees.

“So…” Alice was distressed “you accept the deal?”

“Ah, that, err…” Old Harry wiped a tear from the corner of his eye. “No.”

“Why?!”

“Sweetheart, do you think I'm stupid?” He said in a fake-offended voice. “I know that the soul inside this body died a long time ago.”

He laughed mockingly.

“I am the devil” he stretched the last word as if he was RuPaul “having the courage to lie in the face of the father of lies?” he clapped his hands sarcastically “You’re a real one, baby.”

Kethelyn could see her shaking, Alice must have been desperate.

“To tell you the truth,” The enemy continued, looking at Alice again “your soul is worthless to me. But hers…” Kethelyn didn't have a body at the moment, but she felt her soul shiver the moment Satan made eye contact with her, grinning. “Oh, her soul is very precious”

Why did she think he wouldn't be able to see her? He was the devil!

Carlos, who was just watching, felt chills when he saw The Old One pointing into thin air, he did not need to see her to know.

The devil wanted Kethelyn.

***

The Serpent made Kethelyn and Alice switch places, the sale of a soul should not be done by third parties, and Old Nick was more than willing to buy Kethelyn's.

“Not gonna happen.” Kethelyn denied the moment she got her body back.

“Come on, dear” insisted the prince of darkness with the warm gentleness of a salesman. “There must be something you want, do you want me to help you summon more souls for your studies? I can make all the sinners in hell available to you! You want money? Fame? I can do it in the blink of an eye! I have great references, artists loved me in the 90’s. Just tell me your price.”

“Can you help me get my degree while keeping my mental health?

“Unfortunately, reality-bending miracles are my father’s department.”

“Then no,” Kethelyn was determined “I know what you want me for. I will not send innocent souls to your domain. I may work with spirits, but I still have decency.”

Beelzebub took a deep breath.

“Well, I wasn't called here for nothing.” His facade fell, the warm voice gave way to a cold, cruel tone. “Either you give up your soul, and stay alive for another nine years... or you both come with me to hell, now.”

That was the last straw. Carlos ran through the old furniture and Nick Nacks squashed on the terrace to get the holy water and his other emergency supplies. If he had to fight the devil, so be it, but he wouldn't let him take her friend.

However, before he could invade the barrier, Carlos heard a yelp:

“Wait!”

It was Kethelyn.

“Lucifer Morningstar, I challenge you to a duel!”

Carlos wanted to tear out his own eyes, Lucifer grinned.

“And what are your terms, mortal?”

“If I win, you leave me alone and fulfill Alice's wish.”

“What if you lose?”

“...You can have my soul, as long as you fulfill her wish anyway.” She looked in the direction of Alice's ghost. “I know that fulfilling her wish is no big deal for you.”

From outside the barrier, Carlos was jumping, shaking his head, making an ‘’x’ with his arms, and mouthing ‘nooooooo’'. Kethelyn might be crazy, but she wasn’t suicidal, was she?

Was she?!

Lucifer pretended to think really hard.

“Okay, I accept your terms.” he smiled “And what do you challenge me to, little girl?”

Kethelyn smirked.

“Uno.”

Carlos was banging his head on the support pole of the terrace, and Alice — if she had eyes — would have them wide open in shock. They both thought the same thing:

She wants to kill herself!

***

“I'm sorry I didn't notice you before, Carlinhos!” Lucifer patted an inconsolable Carlos on the back.

The barrier had been broken, but Lucifer could not and did not want to attack any of them until the end of the challenge.

“It’s okay, Mr. Capiroto… it’s okay” Carlos repeated defeatedly. The two had met before, college projects can take you to unusual places, huh?

“So” Lucifer looked at Kethelyn “how does this… uno thing work?”

Kethelyn and Carlos looked at each other.

If the devil doesn't know how to play uno... they have a chance!

Carlos' eyes shone. Kethelyn looked at him smugly as if she had predicted this from the beginning — although it wasn't the case.

The humans took turns explaining to the prince of hell the rules of the esteemed — and supposedly — human card game, even Alice tried to help, mentioning observations and details the couple missed.

***

The clock was already striking at 3 am when the game actually started. Carlos raised another barrier for the participants. This particular barrier prevented either of them from cheating, a necessary measure for those playing with the devil.

The house rules say that the deck must be shuffled facing away from the players by someone who is not participating. As the only corporeal being left, Carlos had to take the dealer's role.

Kethelyn and Lucifer sat at the table found by Carlos somewhere in the mess. They both held their 7 cards from the uno deck, the starting card was in the center of the table, draw deck on the side. Carlos took a coin out of his pocket to decide who would start; Heads to Lucifer, Tails to Kethelyn.

The coin was tossed. Seconds of tension dragged on like hours. The coin fell into Carlos' hand. He opened his palm:

Heads.

***

It begins, Kethelyn's cards had nothing special, just a +2 red card as a special card and a predominance of reds, leaving with only one card for each other color.

The initial card, taken from the draw deck, was a green 3.

Lucifer started his attack, immediately launching a +2 green card. Kethelyn was unfazed, launching her red +2 card, doubling the attack and reversing the damage. Kethelyn, however, did not expect Lucifer to have a trick up his sleeve, as he placed another card in the pile.

+4.

Kethelyn had no way to counterattack this time, the medium let out a frustrated sigh as she picked up her eight cards: three red, three green, one blue and a special card, a red reverse.

“Color?” asked the medium.

“Yellow.”

Kethelyn nodded and threw three cards of number 7 into the pile, the bottom one yellow, the top one red.

Lucifer had no choice but to draw and place the same color.

Kethelyn places her red reverse card — drawn from the batch she just took — and then two number 4 cards, red and green.

Lucifer draws again and soon passes.

Neither red nor green cards… maybe the advantage is coming back to me. Kethelyn thought.

Kethelyn places her card again, this time two cards numbered 0, green and red, respectively. But the card Lucifer had just drawn was also red, so he places it in the pile combined with another card, changing the game's color to blue.

The game continues with blue cards until the devil places a card numbered 2, where Kethelyn manages to change the game's color to red again. Lucifer draws, and passes. But just one round later, he uses the same trick on Kethelyn, this time changing the color to green, Kethelyn places a card, Lucifer draws and places.

It's number 1, green.

Kethelyn ponders, she has three cards at the moment, the numbers 1 and 6 in red and the number 9 in green. She could try to change the color to red, she knows that her opponent doesn't have any red cards, but it would certainly inconvenience her later. She knows that Lucifer doesn't have any green cards either, and getting rid of the green card would avoid inconvenience, so that was the most obvious option, right?

Kethelyn wasted no time, playing card 9.

Lucifer smiled demonically.

— Uno! — he exclaimed, throwing the yellow card 9 on the table.

Kethelyn wanted to bang her head on the table, how had she not realized he only had two cards? What will she do now? She doesn't have another 9 card and much less yellow cards, she doesn't know the number or color of the last card, if it isn't a special card! She can't lose this game.

I can’t… I can’t…

The necromancer's hands shook as she tried to pull the next card from the deck, so much that the entire deck slid off the table.

Carlos approached it with an intense look, he looked Kethelyn in the eyes, silently asking her to trust him. Kethelyn didn't understand, but trust she did.

Carlos picked up the cards from the floor and explained that he would have to shuffle everything again.

Wait, will he…?

The game of Uno that Kethelyn lost last time was changed after Carlos shuffled the game, he knew many card tricks, including how to manipulate a deck without looking suspicious, and would never hesitate to cheat his way to uno.

But how? The barrier would prevent…

Kethelyn realized.

Carlos was outside the barrier.

The barrier unables Kethelyn and Lucifer to cheat, but that didn't count the Croupier.

When Carlos put the deck back, Kethelyn's hands were stable, she pulled out the top card...

A +4.

Kethelyn almost cried with joy as she threw the card on the table.

Lucifer drew his cards resignedly and asked the color:

“Red.” Kethelyn felt triumphant.

Lucifer played his card and Kethelyn followed without any problems, this time she was the one shouting Uno.

She placed the red 6 card. The only card left in her hand was the red number 1.

But instead of passing, the devil placed a new card on the pile.

A yellow 6.

Kethelyn felt a growing despair. She still had a chance, but it was frustrating. She was so close…

The human pulled a card from the deck and almost cried with joy for the second time that day.

It was number 1 in yellow.

Kethelyn could hardly believe her luck.

“I won!” Kethelyn announced, throwing the letter into the pile and standing up. “I won!”

Lucifer sighed mockingly.

“It seems so” he replied, and added, narrowing his eyes “this time.”

Lucifer stood up, assuming a relaxed posture as he looked in Alice's direction.

“Are you coming or not?”

The spirit looked dazed, her form flickering like candlelight.

“Already?”

“Isn't that what you wanted? No going back now.”

“Yes, yes” Alice alternated her gaze between Lucifer and Kethelyn “I just need to do one thing first, quick.”

“You know you can't run away, right?”

“I know!” She yelled before disappearing.

Lucifer looked at Kethelyn and Carlos.

“Don't think it's over yet, kids.” He gave another devilish smile. “I have as many tricks up my sleeve as you.”

Alice returned before the humans could respond.

“Let's go!” she exclaimed.

“Yes, let's go.”

Lucifer looked at the couple one last time, and pointed his two fingers first at himself, then at them in an “I'm watching you” sign, and disappeared into the darkness.

Before Kethelyn could open her mouth, a notification.

Bank: your pix has been received! Vellota ltd. sent you R$5,000.

Carlos looked at the cellphone screen clearly impressed.

“You know,” he broke the silence. “I kind of saved your life just now, so, I don't know... you could buy me a burger? As a thank you.”

Kethelyn smirked.

“Yeah, I guess we're even now, huh? I don’t know if there’s a burger place open at this hour, how about an açaí?

“Deal.”

They laughed.

Kethelyn wouldn't have to worry about rent for a long time.

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human aus are great because j*hn winchester is just trying to live his homophobe life buts he’s constantly interrupted by chuck shurleys damn kids. it starts with deans girlfriend anna, and then his boyfriend cas who he cheated on anna with. and then sams dragging over gabriel and cas has hannah and balthazar tagging along too. samandriel was invited at some point, lucifer snuck in, zachariah is throwing stuff at the windows, uriel is wandering around insulting their family pictures, raphael came just to piss off cas- and when john goes to their dad to complain, he refuses to make them stop because “he’s not a homophobe.”

and then john visits adam on his birthday and thinks finally, he’ll be safe from the shurleys. except when adam comes to greet him he’s being trailed by the fucking oldest son

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

A bold crossover

A bold crossover

by Stardust_samurai

After millennia of being the world’s shittiest boss, Lucifer comes on a bit strong when Crowley finds his family in the middle of a murder investigation. Chloe has no clue what the real story is between Lucifer and his brother, but the biblical one is dramatic enough. This brother got thrown out of Heaven for not taking sides in their family’s “war” and then more recently adopted the Antichrist despite the kid disowning Lucifer as a father. Whatever that was code for is probably just as complicated, knowing Lucifer. Adam, Crowley, Aziraphale, and Warlock were just trying to celebrate their little family. Murder, underground criminal organizations, money: the Dowling name was good for it all. Malcolm Bright was so close to finding out exactly how a prominent politician, Thaddeus Dowling, had a crime empire growing in the shadow of Endicott’s, well the big fish got caught and now Hell’s chosen surrogate father was taking advantage. So when his mysterious son shows up in New York with a group of Brits (one of whom looks too much like Dr. Whitly) they need to find out what this kid’s deal is.

Words: 1740, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Lucifer (TV), Prodigal Son (TV 2019)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Gil Arroyo, Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Thaddeus J. Dowling, Harriet Dowling, Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV), Chloe Decker, Trixie Espinoza, Dan Espinoza, Malcolm Bright, Jessica Whitly, Martin Whitly, Linda Martin (Lucifer TV)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling/Adam Young, Crowley (Good Omens) & Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV), Chloe Decker/Lucifer Morningstar, Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright, Gil Arroyo/Jessica Whitly

Additional Tags: Crowley Was Raphael Before Falling (Good Omens), Archangels as Siblings (Good Omens), Archangel Crowley (Good Omens), Godparents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV) Devil Reveal, Protective Lucifer, Homophobic Language, Emotional Manipulation, Happy Ending

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*THE* mean-girl-dean-girl's Supernatural reboot MEGAPOST!

I'm gonna stick a little "keeping reading" here because hoooooo boy, this is a very long post.

Let's start with

Plot

Season 1

Dean kills John while they are out on a hunt in a crime of passion, but Dean doesn't remember because he blacked out. Cue Dean going to Stanford to get Sam and tell him "Dad's on a hunting trip... and he hasn't been home in a couple days."

The audience doesn't know what happened to John, but slowly figures it out with Dean and Sam as Dean slowly remembers what happened that night.

The entire first season, the boys are following the trail John left and fighting monsters as well. They find out Dean was with John, Sam realizes Dean has an unreliable memory, they have heart to hearts about their childhood and the fire, they find John's body, "how could you kill Dad?" but maybe Dean didn't kill dad, whooaaaaaa, misdirection.

It was actually good ole yeller eyes (Azazel) and he made it look like Dean killed John.

Okay, now let's move on to the first episode

Not sure how the opening would work, I would like the story of the fire to be revealed over the course of the first season, but maybe the opening scene could be a little bit of an establishing character relationships and backstory, idk, I haven't thought that far yet.

I'm thinking maybe it's like, Dean gets back to a motel room covered in blood and he listens to a voicemail on his phone from John saying he was on a hunt or something, I don't really know lol.

HOWEVER

I do know that after the intro rolls, we get a scene of Sam waking up to his alarm and "Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton starts playing.

Y'all know where this is going.

Cue a montage of Sam's normal Stanford college life (him sitting through lectures, walking through the campus with friends) spliced with scenes of Dean absolutely slaughtering a nest of vampires (or some other monsters, whatever works best.)

But

Now onto

Characters!!! (And descriptions)

Dean Winchester

Some lovely person on this site made edits of Dean with platinum blond hair and it made me feel some kind of way so we're doing that, homie's gonna have platinum blond hair

Side note about the hair, later when the brothers are running from the FBI he dyes it a dirty blond/light brown (insert jackles hair color controversy here) as a disguise.

He also gets tattoos because we were robbed.

Speaking of tattoos, concept: when Dean comes back from Hell, all of his tattoos are gone. His body is a clean slate, devoid of tattoos, scars, etc. So he gets his tattoos done all over again, which he doesn't mind because he made some bad, drunk tattoo decisions in his youth.

(And before you ask, yes, he does get one for Cas, either a bee or Cas's name in enochian, something cute.)

Dean goes to therapy after Sam gets sent to the Cage.

It's actually court mandated because he got in trouble, lol, he would never go to therapy on his own.

Along with the hair, Dean gets to be the grade A twunk we all know he is.

Sam Winchester

His hair gets longer in every scene he's in

No jk, but imagine

King of Microaggressions

Sam starts off like the sweetheart he is in season 1 but in later seasons he starts enjoying killing a little too much...

It's that demon blood, ba-by!!!

He brings up issues of morality to Dean, i.e. killing monsters who aren't hurting anyone. (Yes I know this is contradictory to my previous statement, but these two facets of Sam can and will coexist.)

Sam and Jess's relationship is explored further, meaning we'll need to start with a different inciting incident, but that's fine, I think everyone can agree fridgings are *(thumbs down)*

Sam doesn't truly know what happened the night of the fire until later, and then he understands why Dean is so protective of him.

Jess

She gets to live beyond the first episode

She is also trans

No, I don't feel like I have to explain myself and I won't 💜

She urges Sam to join Dean in a search for their brother, kind of gets pulled into the hunter lifestyle by association lol.

She dies on a rusty nail after fighting vampires on a routine hunt with Sam

No jk!!!

But imagine....

She's amazing and I love her and Lucifer also uses her as leverage against Sam and possesses her because I think that'd be cool.

She supports Sam 100% and also she and Dean are buddies, pals if you will.

She meets Cas Thee El and immediately she Knows, that is a homosexual.

She dies still so that we can have a Saileen Endgame but she's not dying the first episode or in a fridging. Not on my watch.

Castiel

He gets to keep his raw, light-fixture-exploding power.

I want more of that "I pulled you out of hell, I can throw you back in" energy except over dumb shit like Dean not cleaning up after himself.

He looks like a Dilf in every scene he's in, yeah, that's right, dilf with a capital D for *(GUNSHOTS)* *(gets sent to horny jail)*

Claire

She gets pink hair

And more time with Cas

And maybe a nose piercing

Feel like she should be able to kill a couple angels onscreen, punch a couple homophobes

She gets to meet Jack and teaches him swears and fun slang words.

She deserves it.

Jack

I says "that's my baby and I'm proud."

Jack starts off as a baby, but like Amara he grows up super quickly.

Like, baby to 11 year old in a couple days or less.

This is because Jack's emotional age on the show is on par with that of a 5th grader.

It's at this point when he's a young kid that he runs away from the Bunker and shenanigans ensue.

It's also at this point that Dean threatens to k*ll him.

(Still not sure if I want that in my Supernatural (threatened infanticide? In my Supernatural? It's more likely than you think) but we'll see. We'll see.)

Throughout a majority of season 13, Jack is like an 11 y.o. kid

Season 14 he's like a 16 y.o. teenager

Season 15 he's 21, you get the picture.

Listen, I love Alex Calvert a lot. He's great.

But Jack is a child and should be a child.

Kelly Kline

Kelly, baby, stay right where you are, you're perfect.

Eileen

SHE DOESN'T DIE

SHE GETS TO BE IN THE FINALE BECAUSE SHE'S AMAZING AND I LOVE HER.

BLURRY WIFE WHO? I ONLY KNOW SAILEEN ENDGAME!

She teaches Claire and Jack swears in sign-language. Castiel is not impressed.

John

J*hn W*nchester stans, DNI.

He's dead.

We only see him in flashbacks and only sometimes hear his voice in voice overs.

He's not "down the road" from Dean in Heaven, in fact he instead gets to wander around in some Purgatory like Hell for the rest of his time :)

People who get to say "fuck" on the show:

Cas (but only Once)

Jody

Bobby

Now onto other things

I want more of

Ghostfacers

(they need more screentime because I love them)

Dean/Benny

We know they had a thing.

They definitely had a thing.

Demon Dean

Again, I feel like more should've been done with this. All that build up for what, 2 episodes? was not utilized well at all.

Dean's Bisexuality

Straight Dean truthers DNI, my Supernatural is a show about love and being true to yourself

You think Supernatural is a show about 2 straight brothers fighting monsters?

Naw bitch, this is a show about the Gay Experience

He will get to have relations with men on this show.

Of course, only after John dies does he, y'know, display it. Maybe he kisses Cas on his dad's grave just to fuck John over, make him roll in grave.

We all agree John would be/is a homophobe piece of shit, right?

Okay, glad we're on the same page.

Dads

3 men and a baby with Jack is what I'm saying.

I love it when the Trio are father-figures to younger troubled characters they see themselves in, even better if it's like reluctant-but-loving father figure, oh, that trope gets me every time :'^)

Dadstiel and DadDean are my favorites, but I like it when Sam plays "Uncle Sam" to kids too lol.

"Fellas, is it gay to want a tight knit family with your husband, his son, his vessel's daughter, your brother, his wife, your cop mother figure and her wife and their adopted daughters? Asking for a friend."

Garth

Biggest flaw of Supernatural was underutilizing Garth.

I will never not be bitter that Garth was only in like, 7 episodes out of the whole 15 season series.

Every episode with Garth gets immediately 5 times better.

I love Garth.

Follow ups on characters who had entire episodes featured around them and then just... vanished???

This is mostly about Jesse, the magic kid whose imagination ruled an entire town like, his daddy was a demon and nothing came of that kid??? Only one episode about him?? No follow up???

KID CAN MANIPULATE REALITY AND WE'RE NOT GONNA GET A FOLLOW UP ON THAT?????

Uh, there was that one episode with Ennis the guy whose girlfriend was killed by a monster? I think?? Who we never see again, that was weird.

Tamara from season 3, episode 1.

And of course-

Cassie

She was so cool, and then we never saw her again :////

She gets to be a badass.

Religious imagery

As a former Catholic school student who has become for the most part, disillusioned with religion, religious imagery in TV shows like Supernatural make my brain go "brrrrrr."

Fun episodes!!!

Like, after season 6 or so, there's a drop in funny episodes

I'm talking Changing Channels, The French Mistake type stuff. (Scoobynatural is an outlier and should not be counted.)

So anyway

In my version we would have more fun episodes

I'm thinking

GENDER-SWAP EPISODE, BABY!!

(why they didn't do that in the original, we'll never know.)

An episode where Dean gets to wear eyeliner

That's it, end of post.

I want less

Racism

Yeah I feel like this is self explanatory, nearly every reoccurring character in SPN is white, and black side characters normally die in the episode they first appear in, or they'll be featured as a villain (Uriel, Raphael, Billie, etc)

Also there's a lot of... uh... asian fetishism featured in the show (what with "Busty Asian Beauties) that's really gross, also Kevin was a bit of a stereotype...

Also also it's super yucky how they kill the gods from other religions like???? Uh??? That's super disrespectful, let's not do that????

I know Supernatural is like, inherently racist because monsters are a separate race that are seen as some dangerous "other" that must be eradicated by hunters in a form of genocide-

Okay we won't get into that but

Still

Stop killing all your POC

Fridgings/Unecessary murders of female characters

I know Supernatural starts with a fridging, so this will be a hard thing to remedy, but

One death that really pissed me off was the death of Charlie

Yeah, that was pointless and we're not doing that. Charlie gets to live and be an awesome aunt to Jack.

And also Claire

Charlie Bradbury Superiority

Charlie and Garth get to meet because they're nerd/geek solidarity.

British Men of Letters

I fucking hate these guys

They're "litcherally" the worst.

The worst part is that the actors they have playing the British AREN'T. EVEN. BRITISH.

And you can tell

Uh, and that's all for now, I'll add more later.

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#5

CreationENT (derogatory)

27 notes • Posted 2021-10-16 22:03:49 GMT

#4

We should stop asking Misha questions about destiel, and just ask solely about Jensen from now on. It's what he wants to talk about anyway, apparently

102 notes • Posted 2021-11-07 02:39:16 GMT

#3

The destiel censorship was absolutely insane, homophobic, and is still infuriating to think about! For years and years we were forbidden to talk about something that is now literally canon! It’s like we had said, “I would like to ask about Sam freeing Lucifer from the cage, something I saw with my own eyes” and TPTB going “No, you’re just imagining that happened, and talking about it would ruin things for everyone.” 

AND it wasn’t just Creation! Curtis Armstrong saying he got in trouble for his glorious destiel tweet is just extra vindication that we were right about the homophobia in every level of the show. 

Atone for your sins! I demand atonement! Also, next, please confirm cockles censorship at cons

169 notes • Posted 2021-09-06 06:02:13 GMT

#2

Hey J*red shut the fuck up

.......no that’s it

177 notes • Posted 2021-10-17 01:15:16 GMT

#1

So Jensen’s gonna be in a western?

See the full post

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[relatablemormonmoments]

October 2019 Saturday Session Notes

Morning

Jeffrey R. Holland

Anonymous women and men identify Christ as reason for clamor

Find Jesus at center of it all

Our faith can be overwhelming

Love of heavenly PARENTS

Recieve your sight, your faith has healed you

Skeptics and faithful still contend

Faith and service

Terrence M. Vinsen

Build the lord's temple instead of staying in our safe houses

Earneth wages to put in a bag with holes (oooo graphics)

Less wifi and more Nephi

We shouldn't let the gospel be an added extra or just go to church 2 hours on Sundays. Church is extended 6 more days a week

Fair Dinkum->being commited

If we think things will be easy we will lose

Parable of the Fat Lip and Broken Jaw -> resulted in giving our all

Giving our all =/= blessings and success, Giving our all=Happiness

When he falls he shall rise again

Never waivered in faith and goodness, but deeply hirt for a long time

Wound expanding over our hearts

Pain in heart = Pain in soul, If we go to God it can be taken away

What should I do ghat I may have eternal life, that I shall return to God?

Prepare to give up all we have

Consider your ways

I hope this guy becomes an apostle 😍😍😍

Stephen W. Owen

Cellphone intentions quickly become distractions

Missed scripture study and subsequently the blessing and spiritual healing that comes with it

24 gour news cycle = bad

We must learn to recieve revelation

Herd of deer trapped outside of habitat-could starve. Deer can't eat well meaning hay -> starve to death with stomachs full

Spiritual nourishment is not trending on social media

Pride of world causes us to abandon church

Motions of spirituality do not mean true conversion

We need to be faithful, not faithless

Home centered church helps us thrive in days of spiritual malnutrition

Master of distraction, author of procrastination = Satan

Children need more of your time, not less

Curriculum for meetings is being adjusted

Moved to new neighborhood at age 14-> feels like tragedy

Parents, let youth know they are not alone as they walk

Your influence might be the church support that that young person needs.

D. Todd Christoffersen

We can feel joy regardless of what is happening or what's not happening in our lives

Those who serve God and are chaste are more joyful than those who are only obedient

Recieving the gospel makes us feel like a free bird

Be of good cheer

Joy of returning to geaven

Bring light, relief, and happiness ro our brothers and sisters

Michelle Craig

How can I tell when God is trying to tell me something?

Be intentional about creating time and space to hear God's voice

Imagine what would happen if we were as intent in staying connected to heaven as we were to staying connected to wifi

Lord can use your ordinary skills to accomplish his extraordinary work

Dale G. Renlund

New but unwavering commitment to Jesus Christ

Unchanging fidelity to God

MY ARCHAEOLOGIST BRAIN ISNT HAPPY WITH THE IDEA OF THROWING THE ITEMS RELATED TO OUR OLD IDENTITIES AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROYING IT

Begin new life in Christ

Spiritual sneeze, faithful flu- doesnt work

Recieve Christ's image more fully.

Constant flow of Faith

"Isn't this the truth that we have heard"

Anchor yourself to the Savior

Oaks

No.

Afternoon

David A. Bednar

Yesss its my boy

Camoflauged cro odiles -> Satan vs. Youth (Packer)

Cheetahs, fastest accelerating mammals on earth

Cheetahs stalk Topies while working in tandem to hunt them.

Alternating pattern to dostract and decieve the Topies and keep them from knowing there was any danger

Older Topies watching give warning and Topies escape.

Cheetahs still pursue, restless.

Beware of evil's beguiling disguises

Restored Gospel light in our lives

Stay awake and be alert

Don't be complacent or careless

A cheetah is a predator, Satan is the enemy of Righteousness

PLAN OF HAPPINESS Provides direction and enduring joy to God's Children

Lucifer seeks to frustrate our progression via misusing our bodies

Powerful parables are obtained from our daily lives

Ruben V. Alliad

Jesus is the Lord of Lost Things, he loves Lost Things

200 copies of the book of mormon in one room

"And when ye shall recieve these things..."

Pray about book of mormon and you WILL know that its true

Found directly through power of BOM

Think hard and answer honestly, follow up on baptism promises

Diligently seek the BOM

Holy Ghost confirms our knowlege

Russell M. Nelson

Youth Battalion

(If any of you saw my previous post this talk is what tipped my Grandmother off about Hitler's Youth)

Quentin L. Cook

Smartphones = bad

Youth must be the focus of Bishops and other leaders

Youth have more personal responsibility at you bf er and younger ages now

Announcements do not limit bishoos responsibility over Young Women

Young Women leader is besf for meeting the needs of Young Women

YOUNG MEN PRESIDENCIES NO MORE

Ward youth council, mutual is retired

Mark L. Pace

God loves us

70 steel piles provide firm foundation

Increase faith in Jesus Christ and his Atonement

Adversaries increasing attacks on our faith

Come follow me a chance to bear testimony and learn differently

Consistent Effort throughout the week

Remodel home into center of Gospel Learning

Come follow me helpsnus establish foundation

L. Todd Budge

Peace and Joy when we surrender ourselves to God

Afflictions and Sorrow prepare us for joy -13th century poet

Afflictions are small

Life full of purpose and meaning

The lord will not allow us to suffer in darkness

How can we make it through the day without the Lord?

Questions and concerns -> Faith and Love

"I don't feel safe, but I am"

Wind never ceases to blow us towards the promised land

Didn't cease to praise the Lord

I really like this guy. He gives me peace and brings me joy

Jorge M. Aluardo

Some blessings come soon, late, or not until heaven, but they will come

Temple

Works at temple bless you with increased revelation and peace

Example of righteous parents

Strong familial chain link

Follow your own council (kid eating too much candy)

This man brings me joy

"Amazing Papa!"

Ronald A. Rasband

Grateful for the Lord's eternal companionship

Promises to improve

Promises to eachother increase promise to the Lord

Partnership with the Lord

The lord will be with you

Women's Session

Reyna J. Alberto

Black clouds which blind us and cause us to question God

When our minds are suffering, it is appropriate to seek help

Together we realize there is hope, and we do not have to suffer alone. Find resources about emotional illnesses!

Isolation thrives in secrecy and shrinks in empathy

When it comes to healing, we all need Him desperately

Nothing you have experienced will change the fact that you are God's child

Lisa L. Harkness

Living under Christ's name

Jesus is here for us

Do we honor the name of Christ

Bonnie H. Cordon

Sure knowlege of divine purpose and identity

NEW YW THEME ( I DIDNT CATCH THE WHOLE THING BUT): I am a beloved daughter of HEAVENLY PARENTS

Shift from we to I

Peace and Guidance will be yours

We need to have shelters and sanctuaries from life's storms

Be a light to those around you.

All classes are now unified under one name: Young Women

Every class should have a class presidency

Make the calling of leading class presidencies a priority

Revelation is real

We need the Wisdom, Council, and Energy in youth council

Henry B Eyring

Divine mission is to help lift the souls of others

We do not know the time or duration of our assignments

Preparation of a powerful loving heart

Minister to every stranger as a neighbor and a friend

We must be a mother in some way

Mold living clay to your hopes in tandem with God

God loves you

Oaks

NO!!! (Homophobic version)

Russell M. Nelson

He is now the church grandpa

Access to all spiritual treasures for Lord's children

How do we draw the savior's power in our life? Holy Ghost will prompt you

Bad men are not allowed- men must drink respect women juice

RESPECT WOMEN JUICE!!

Misogyny bad

Women are society's guardians, wonderful, magnificent

Covenants = Priesthood power for women

I LOVE MY NEW GRANDPA

Encouraged to participate in ward councils

166 temples and more to come (TEMPLES ANNOUNCED IN WOMEN'S SESS? THIS IS A FIRST)

8 new temples -> sierra leone, utah x2 , arkansas, philippines, texas, guatemala, utah

Strengthen your faith in the Lord.

[letterfromajax]

Satan is homophobic bc he easily could’ve created a playscript where I kiss Lucifer but he didn’t because he hates me /j

[ao3feed-goodomens]

Forgive Us Our Sins

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2MzxwLU

by CiaraK_1996

Anthony J. Crowley is a school bad-boy on his final, final, final warning. As an attempt to rid him of his bad influences, he is paired with a quiet bookworm called Aziraphale Z. Fell; a shy boy who struggles with his sexuality in a Catholic boarding school in Oxfordshire. The two teenagers struggle to balance their very different lives, and very different pasts.

Words: 3865, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), God (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Ligur (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Adam Young (Good Omens), Pepper (Good Omens), Brian (Good Omens), Wensleydale (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling, Famine (Good Omens), Death (Good Omens), Pollution (Good Omens), War (Good Omens), Mary Hodges | Sister Mary Loquacious

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/God (Good Omens), Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer, Sergeant Shadwell/Madame Tracy (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Boarding School, Catholic School, Alternate Universe - Teenagers, Slow Burn, Fluff, Smut, Angst, Rape/Non-con Elements, Violence, First Meetings, First Kiss, First Time, Falling In Love, True Love, Original Character(s), How Do I Tag, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Roommates, Past Sexual Assault, Male Crowley (Good Omens), Male Aziraphale (Good Omens), Pansexual Crowley (Good Omens), Homosexual Aziraphale (Good Omens), Homophobic Language, Sins, Trust Issues, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2MzxwLU

[ao3feed-deckerstar]

A bold crossover

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/AdUaxR7

by Stardust_samurai

After millennia of being the world’s shittiest boss, Lucifer comes on a bit strong when Crowley finds his family in the middle of a murder investigation. Chloe has no clue what the real story is between Lucifer and his brother, but the biblical one is dramatic enough. This brother got thrown out of Heaven for not taking sides in their family’s “war” and then more recently adopted the Antichrist despite the kid disowning Lucifer as a father. Whatever that was code for is probably just as complicated, knowing Lucifer. Adam, Crowley, Aziraphale, and Warlock were just trying to celebrate their little family. Murder, underground criminal organizations, money: the Dowling name was good for it all. Malcolm Bright was so close to finding out exactly how a prominent politician, Thaddeus Dowling, had a crime empire growing in the shadow of Endicott’s, well the big fish got caught and now Hell’s chosen surrogate father was taking advantage. So when his mysterious son shows up in New York with a group of Brits (one of whom looks too much like Dr. Whitly) they need to find out what this kid’s deal is.

Words: 1740, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Lucifer (TV), Prodigal Son (TV 2019)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Gil Arroyo, Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Thaddeus J. Dowling, Harriet Dowling, Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV), Chloe Decker, Trixie Espinoza, Dan Espinoza, Malcolm Bright, Jessica Whitly, Martin Whitly, Linda Martin (Lucifer TV)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling/Adam Young, Crowley (Good Omens) & Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV), Chloe Decker/Lucifer Morningstar, Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright, Gil Arroyo/Jessica Whitly

Additional Tags: Crowley Was Raphael Before Falling (Good Omens), Archangels as Siblings (Good Omens), Archangel Crowley (Good Omens), Godparents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV) Devil Reveal, Protective Lucifer, Homophobic Language, Emotional Manipulation, Happy Ending

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/AdUaxR7

[findteenpenpals]

putang ina here we go

howdy, i'm Ari, i'm 14 years old going 15 this october and i'm from the rice loving country, 🍚Philippines🍚i'm looking for someone around my age preferably but if you're not, that's chill. 

here's some info about me:

-i'm a demisexual person who goes by any pronouns, because my gender isn't a big deal to me.

-i am an aesthetic try hard and a fashion enthusiast.

-i cant dance even if my life depended on it.

-hobbies:

 *cosplay (dork)

 *writing (still dork)

 *d&d (m a j o r d o r k)

-music taste: any type of music seems to be my taste lol (so i'm really open to suggestions and stuff)

-i also love reading, i'm a sucker for murder mystery.

-my fandoms: (or at least a few of them)

 *homestuck / hiveswap (yes i'm t h a t trash)

 *star vs the forces of evil

 *gravity falls

 *marvel (bruce banner is life but asgardian bros is lifer)

 *steven universe

 *mortal instruments / shadowhunters

 *harry potter (but i mean, who isn't into hp)

 *percy jackson

 *heroes of olympus

 *magnus chase

 *cane chronicles

 *star wars

 *dc

 *star trek

 *monster prom

 *lowkey lucifer and supernatural

and it just goes on from there

-i'm also a huge nerd for demonology, cryptids, mythological creatures, and the like!

so my ideal pen pal is basically just someone who is not homophobic, sexist, transphobic, or just is rude to others because of who they are. that's not cool. but other then that i'm not very picky. i just want a long term pen pals i can chat with and maybe even skype over time or snapchat if that's cool with them.

if you think you'd wanna chat with this nerd, hit me up!

•tumblr - pricketteer

•gmail - urielliddel@gmail.com