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oh ellie his fiancée made banana bread before every home game and thats what made him play well....huh well isnt that an interesting tidbit that doesn't remind me of anything at all...
Matthew Cup Day | 7.18.24 (x)
yeah this reminds me of nothing absolutely nothing at all (x)
absolutely nothing at all...
nothing really comes to mind actually...
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#sidney crosby. a shadow upon this league.#its like everytime you think its not about him its actually about him#somewhere in the middle of the heart of the woods sidney crosby just sneezed#hey man is it chill if i marry someone who reflects you#not to pit suzie homemakers against each other because all suzie homemakers are great but i would like to see the difference in recipes#lets compare notes shall we?#like i thought the jock thing and the cup thing was a pretty funny example of another hockey freak#but i cannot defend matthew any longer at this point BANANA BREAD?!!?!? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY??????#i know everyone in this league is pathetically in love with him but like COME ON?????#matthew you are on your own jesus take the damn wheel#the wife-ification of one (1) sibney frobby...it has to be studied...
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nhl as textposts.. offseason is driving me crazy
#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#connor bedard#trevor zegras#cole caufield#connor mcdavid#leon draisaitl#nathan mackinnon#william nylander#travis konecny#mattdrai#sidney crosby#roope hintz#evgeni malkin#mitch marner#patrick marleau#auston matthews#jack hughes#jamie drysdale#i want hockey back... haha im chill im fine *screams and throws up*#hockey textposts
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*And people are wrong about urban myths. Logic and reason say that these are fictional creations, retold again and again by people who are hungry for evidence of weird coincidence, natural justice and so on. They aren’t. They keep on happening all the time, everywhere, as the stories bounce back and forth across the universe ... Urban myths are alive.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad.
(inspo.)
#lost my mind a little bit but like#in a cool fun chill way#will come back and tag this properly in a bit#kinda sick of staring at my pc atm#peace n love#hockey poetry posts#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#detroit red wings#New York rangers#marc andre fleury#vegas golden knights#gary bettman#arizona coyotes#boston bruins#jaromir jagr#mario lemieux#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#montreal canadiens#tampa bay lightning#mitch marner#toronto maple leafs#david pastrnak#david pastrňák#simon benoit#zdeno chara#morgan rielly#colorado avalanche
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"you touch either 9 or 19 and the other one's gonna come flying in." + bonus: matthew cannot and will not stop yapping...
#matthew tkachuk#sam bennett#samuel bennett#florida panthers#nhl#nhledit#panthers lb#hockey#hockeyedit#meg.cats#meg.gif#meg.all#to me this was so funny because it was the world's most harmless little slash to the pants and matthew came HURTLING IN#i am in fact completely immune to jimmy stu so i did laugh. but i think even if i wasn't immune to him i'd still laugh like...#matthew...... chill..........please he's losing 6-0..... he barely touched your guy....... it was a love tap......#like.... any excuse to rattle brady fr.....
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back at it again. prayer circle for game 7 gang 👍👍👍 (ids in alts)
#vancouver canucks#elias pettersson#brock boeser#jt miller#niksartstuffs#hockey art#furry art#hockeyposting#apparently brock is not gonna be in game 7 aauuughh 💥💥💥 well. [voice quivering] i hope he gets better & has a safe recovery.#anyway. im sooo chill about it. not stressed at aaaall <- lying
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Today's post is a memorial to Eminem. Stray hockey sticks are no joke 😔
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It started with that dead guy next door book but there has been a huge boom in 'book titles that make me think the love interest will be some type of Creature but it's just a boring dude who owns a small business or whatever. but there's also a Creature. peripherally.' *Chuck Tingle voice* Not pounded in the ass by the undead entity haunting my home because a) they are incorporeal and b) they are not the love interest probably because they're incorporeal and everyone wants their romance novels to be [spicy/insert whatever juvenile term we're using this week instead of just saying it has sex in it]. False advertising and cowardice.
#the cairn maiden isn't incorporeal and I'm aro ace but if she called me I'd pick up#we could chill together#also I remain obsessed with the book where a hockey player with terminal cancer falls in a lake#and gets time traveled into Jane Austen's England#what the fuck#a coworker showed me it bc I was complaining about P&P retellings and I need to know if he fucking dies of cancer in regency England#it's coming out in November and I WILL pick it up off the new books shelf to flip to the last page
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pov your overtime loss is overruled and then u lose in shootout anyway.
↳ edm @ buf 9th marth 2024
#oilers lb#edmonton oilers#connor mcdavid#hockeyedit#nhl hockey#hockey#hockeygifs#the rest of the oilers just chilling is what sells this i think#also fully just got the date wrong in my other gif in my defence its right in british times#*gifs#gifs*#its one of them for sure#papas orchard moment tbh#most least dramatic sports player in the league
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watching a montage of the canucks playing like their lives depend on it with sweet caroline blasting through the arena in the background. cinema
#than k you sportsnet#love a good white woman jam while my hockey team goes crazy#like. why are these men good??? i'm still struggling to accept that they are in fact Goated.#i used to pray for times like this (last year)... these men are insane!#i saw a podz diving save in slomo and got chills down my spine chat is this normal#canucks lb
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time to be #gr8 (x)
#alex ovechkin#alexander ovechkin#capitals#washington capitals#nhl#nhledit#hockey#hockeyedit#meg.caps#meg.gif#well no one can say EYEEE am not doing my part#go caps go :) i feel so zen i feel so calm.....#<- NOT a joke i really feel so chill i love my just vibes all moxie team. hope they win but fine if they don't.#is this how it feels to not be clinically unwell about hockey
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booktok has caused years of irreversible damage on society but i’m not sure if we’re ready to talk about that yet.
#and i’m not gonna act like i’m not a **** for hockey players#but y’all need to chill at their games - esp at warmups 😵💫#<- y’all know the vids I’m referring to
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"Everyone has that guy, and he’s definitely our guy." - Marcus Foligno
"He’s one of the most important players in the league, one of our top guys... We follow him on the ice, and when he speaks in here, you know it’s important." - Mats Zuccarello
"It’s the way he comes to the rink every day — everyone feeds off it." - Jared Spurgeon
"If I walked out of the tunnel with that guy every night, he wouldn’t need to say a word." - Wes Walz
"He’s our guy." - Jake Middleton
#j chilling over here#Kirill kaprizov#Minnesota wild#Hockey#Tbf I'm looking for something else but we can alwaysssss reread this article
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cardigan
In a handshake line. Grip a crushing strength, almost enough to break his hand. Sweat beading on his tall nose, his icy eyes hot with grief. David snakes his arm up and clutches at Willy’s drenched hair, whispers, “I love you.”
No - further back. In a handshake line. Grip a crushing strength, nearly enough to break, certainly enough to hurt. Light eyes lidded to near darkness, that plush mouth flattened carefully to give nothing away. David brings his arm up, clutching at him.
Even further back - in a handshake line. Still young enough that the beard on Willy’s face is more of a suggestion. Still young enough Willy wears sorrow on his eyes and mouth like paint. David brings his arm up and -
Or maybe fast forward - David is holding his new wife, blindingly happy, smiling so wide his cheeks ache. Her sweet face pressed to his chest, his nose in her light hair - her eyes the blue of the sky spread out above them. The summer breeze feels like heaven on his skin. But he can’t help but feel - there’s a strange, small pit in his stomach, not quite an ache, more a memory of one. Like something’s missing.
He has never been more in love in his life. Has he? Well. Sometimes you say things when you’re a child, 17 and not knowing any better.
David whispers, “I love you.” Means it like he never has before.
#feeling very normal and chill about willy’s fave ts song being cardigan clearly#also fuck this blond man for making me write not fic about a bruin 😭#willy. girl. to a BRUIN??#hockey#wn88
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i love how this one little idea turned into a much bigger thing!!!
honestly nico WOULD venmo quinn money, first because he felt bad and second because he is, also a menace.
in this universe nico would get the c and quinn the a and they actually have their little team conversations scheduled every friday afternoon (when they’re home). there are so many posts on their finstas about their team leadership meetings that have jack moping because he can SEE nico cooking for his brother who DOES NOT APPRECIATE it the way he should. also, how come quinn gets to photograph nico looking all soft and cuddly? and, seriously quinn, jack doesn’t talk about nico that often to be muted. the only way he gets a response now is through the group chat they have with luke.
i think he got nico’s number because jack got banged into the barriers a little too hard once and nico, knowing how much the hughes brothers love each other, dutifully updates jack and luke, reassures them that he doesn’t have a concussion or anything. first, he does it from quinn’s phone, but then he texts jack his number and whoa, it’s downhill from there on. they text so much, that nico’s screentime is up by 40% and he’s constantly asking quinn for a charger. quinn seriously has to ask himself if hockey is worth this (it is. also, he unfortunately loves his brothers and his best friend).
but then jack brings trevor over, only to ditch him immediately for his roommate. so now he has to watch as trevor eats him out of house and home AND he has to dodge the super obvious match making attempts they get up to.
he can’t believe luke’s the most normal out of them.
I love a good brainstorming sesh ❤️
love the idea of nico breaking rules but in like. a rule following way. Quinn gets a notification for a couple hundred bucks in his account and he sighs and tells nico "that wasn't the point" but nico is now all 🥺 but I do really feel bad 🥺 and now we're even 🥺 and Quinn's like "I've seen you make this exact face at a ref to try and get out of a penalty, don't even start."
they would be so responsible and have little side meetings together! very serious very earnest very leadership core of them. their friends and teammates comment about how cute they both are while jack seethes in silence in his dorm.
the beautiful irony that is quinn doing everything in his power to keep jack and nico separate if only because he's certain he will not know a moment of peace once those two realize their mutual interest in each other (his eldest sibling senses can feel it). for christmas he gifts nico a power bank and tells him he'll have to get glasses if he keeps this up. and then tells jack he better be studying instead of texting a boy or else he's going to flunk (I have a whole side assignment about Jack being one of those 'so smart he's bored in class and doesn't pay attention but still passes with flying colours' type of students)
I can imagine trevor isn't even being subtle about it he's sitting at quinn's counter eating chips right out of the family sized bag nagging him about his favourite colours and what he looks for in a guy and hey, your neighbour is really good looking, isn't he? Quinn then sends a venmo request to trevor for all the groceries he's eating.
#luke is SO normal in this AU. he shows up to class gets good grades joins varsity hockey goes on hikes with the boys on weekends#jack gets ID'd twice at his exams bc he never shows up to class (too chill or always in jersey) and his prof doesn't believe it's him#underrated hughes brother sappy moments over hockey injuries too!! and the fact that nico is part of the fold!!#asks#anon#happy brainstorming
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smile that could light up the world 🌟 (he's down 0-4 half way through the first period. his head coach has just been kicked out the game. he's a man down.)
↳ phi @ tbl 9th march 2024
#travis konecny#flyers lb#philadelphia flyers#hockeyedit#nhl hockey#not really a lb but let me live it just made me giggle#gifs*#also found a captioning format thats somewhat decent. if a little. gradient background pfp age 26 minimalist theme#but them lot always cook w the edits so it’s chill#rip the pens oilers ate here’s another man from the orchard
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