#his vocals >>> top tier god tier vocals

[etherealyoungk]

im living for youngks stages for his album aaa his live vocals never fail to impress me and leave me in awe fr i love him so much

[persephone411]

Jax Teller NSFW Headcanons

Because who doesn’t want this man in their life, or rather bedroom

My Masterlist

Part 2

-lots of innocent cuddling which turns into sex because he keeps grinding his hips into your ass

-Is rather dominant but you wouldn’t be in a full on Dom/Sub relationship (if this makes sense?)

-loves it if you ride him

-like I already mentioned before, he is a GOD at oral. this man’s tongue will have you screaming

-imagine him giving you the Jax teller smirk while he goes down on you

-you know that line “he looks up grinning like a devil”?

-yeah, that’s Jax

If he is patient he will make you cum with his fingers and his mouth (multiple times) before he really fucks you

-but If he is feeling a bit impatient, he will bend you over the next surface

-I don’t think that he js into heavy BDSM, but he does enjoy some light bondage or blindfolding his partner

-probably likes getting blindfolded too

-I feel like he is into light choking, or at least the view of his hand around his partner’s neck

-will definitely slap your butt playfully during doggy

-He isn’t into heavily tattooed women but would find certain tattoos such as spine tattoos and hip bone tattoos super hot

I honestly don’t know if he is an boobs or ass guy. Probably both

-Bite marks. Bite marks everywhere. Your ass, thighs, boobs

-fingerprints on your hips after he fucks you a bit too hard from behind

-is actually rather vocal. Loud growls and grunts,a hoarse moan

-has the dirtiest mouth ever. This man’s dirty talk is top tier.

-calls you mostly Babe/Baby but sometimes, if he is like really rough with you a whore or slut will leave his mouth

-Loves it if his partner is loud too

-“don’t hold back baby, let the whole club know how good I make you feel”

-Needless to say you couldn’t look anyone in the eyes afterwards

-he was just smirking confidently, knowing that probably everyone heard you

-he would definitely fuck you in front of a mirror

-“look at you, look how beautiful you take my cock”

-many dirty pictures

-a sleepy selfie after sex, a picture of your back or breasts covered in his cum ect.

-at least one sex tape of this man exists and you can’t change my mind

Should I make part 2?

[jungwnies]

syn ' a-z alphabet (nsfw) jeon jungkook pairing ' bf!jungkook x gn!reader

i am so unbelievably down bad for jk right now, so this is in honor of seven and my current weakness in the knees for him?!?!?!

a ⋆ aftercare - (how he is after sex)

BOY.... YOU KNOWWW he is taking care of you well

cleaning you up

cuddling you

just know that aftercare he gives is TOP tier

NIGHT AFTER NIGHT HE WILLLLL be treating you right ;)

b ⋆ body part - (his favorite body part)

you lips

your thighs

your ass

literally every part of your body he loves

c ⋆ cum - (anything to do with cum)

he comes on your stomach

or in you

if you don't want to fuck raw then he opts for the stomach

but he prefers coming in you

he likes seeing his seed spill out of you

d ⋆ dirty secret - (his dirty secret)

he loves when you beg

it's the virgo in him

he loves seeing you under his control

like seeing you so down bad for him

and just so submissive

he loves it

e ⋆ experience - (how experienced is he?)

girl

he knows what he's doing that's for sure

he doesn't have a lot of bodies

but he's been in committed relationships before

and the sex never fails to please

f ⋆ fav position - (sex position)

missionary for sure

loves being able to see your face

but sometimes he just wants to do doggy and shove your face into the pillow

g ⋆ goofy - (how he acts in the moment)

he's not goofy okay

but he isn't serious

he's very very

romantic

he's about making sure you're pleased

h ⋆ hair - (how groomed is he?)

he is very well groomed

but he isn't ... bald down there

there's hair there

but not a lot

it's trimmed

not completely gone though

i ⋆ intimacy - (how passionate is he?)

very passionate

like i said

he's a romantic

j ⋆ jack off - (how often he masturbates)

like once or twice a week if you're not there

but if you're there

then never

unless it's mutual

k ⋆ kink - (one or more)

lowkey sadistic???

he kind of enjoys hearing your sobs

or when you cry for him

but if you're genuinely hurt or sad

then he will be there for you

but if you're just in tears cus the sex is

THAT good

then he's super into it

l ⋆ location - (fav place to do it)

the bedroom

sometimes in the car

but mainly in the bedroom

or just anywhere in the house

m ⋆ motivation - (what keeps him going)

your moans

your cries

your sounds

the way you moan his name

it's like fucking music to his ears

n ⋆ no - (something he would NOT do)

would neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

do anything like somnophilia

he's just not into that

if he's going to fuck you

you're going to be awake

o ⋆ oral - (giving + receiving — is he good?)

he goes crazy

especially when he's giving

HE GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and when he's receiving

his basically fucks your throat

god

god

god

god

oh my god

p ⋆ pace - (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

rough yet sensual

he goes hard

but not fast

q ⋆ quickie - (his opinion on it + how often they happen)

all the time

on set

before award shows

when people say he has the "we just fucked look"

it's real

because you guys literally just fucked

r ⋆ risks - (is he willing to experiment, does he take risks, etc.)

yes

he is willing to experiment for you

he will risk it all for you

but he sets boundaries

and he respects yours

anything you both are down to do will be done

s ⋆ stamina - (how long can he last?)

he lasts pretty long

but it's not round and round

it's like

longgggg foreplay

and longggg sex

he takes his time

he wants you to feel good

stimulated in every part >.>

t ⋆ toys - (does he use/own any?)

no not really

he's kind of into teasing you in public

it makes it easy to get you to finish shopping

u ⋆ unfair - (how much does he tease?)

A MOTHER FUCKIN LOT

that's all i have to say

he teases a lot ok?

v ⋆ volume - (how loud is he + what noises does he make?)

he moans loudly

he's very vocal about how he feels

not growls but groans fs

just always says your name

and is like

fuck

yes

baby

i love it

fuck

yeah... ANYWAYS NEXT???

w ⋆ wild card - (random headcanon for him)

he thinks about marriage and kids the second he looks at you

he's never been one to think that far into the future

but the second he realized he loved you aka the second he looked at you

he just fell immediately

it's like his whole future flashed before his eyes lol

x ⋆ x-ray - (what’s under his clothes?)

he's not long

he's not thick

he's average

like ngl it's not that big

but it gets bigger when he's hard

so it makes up for those lost inches

we all know he's built

the abs the muscles

he's works out

very nice bod

we all know this yes?

y ⋆ yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

everyday he is down to do it

but he doesn't actually do it everyday

as long as you're open to it

then he is also open to it

it's above avg. but not high

z ⋆ zzz - (how quickly does he sleep after?)

not quickly

he has a hard time sleeping tbh

he falls asleep quick but he doesn't always feel the need to sleep

he sleeps once he knows you're comfortable

and he will be able to sleep once you wrap your arms around him

and tell him you love him

duh

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[aangel-fishh]

you thought i was feelin you? [spider noir brainrot :3]

y’all i’ve been obsessed with spider noir for a hot minute he’s so fine.

CW: some grammar errors, ngl this is a test for how i wanna write him in the future, ftm reader :3, headcanons for coin slots and slingers, use of the words ‘cunt’ ‘goodies’ and ‘t-dick’, fingering (reader receiving), oral (both parties receiving), using ‘hear me out’ way too much ☠️, soft dom noir, spiderMUNCH noir :3, !! NOT PROOFREAD !!

☆ - ftm reader

FEM ALLIGNED DNI

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okay i need y’all to hear me OUTTTTT i think he eats pussy and sucks dick like a god.

like he def gets off to hearing you whine out broken phrases of “wait-! s’too much, slow down~!”

you’d probably have to physically PRY him away from your goodies he’s just so EURHRHRHRH 🤭🤭😽😽😽😽

don’t even bother trying to move your hips away from him. he’ll grip your hips and pull you flush against his face just to hear you whine and cry

hear me out rq

☆ after a good amount of time of being on testosterone, bottom growth was a side effect.

☆ he’d eat you out and pays special attention to your clit because he knows your sooo sensitive.

☆ he’ll even bob his head a lil bit while sucking on your t-dick <3

☆ stuffs his face in your cunt and eats you out like a starved man at the last supper LORDDD

☆ fingering you while y’all make out ^_^

☆ loves love love love LOVESS the feeling of your cunt around his fingers while his index and ring finger brush against your g-spot and you’re moaning into his mouth.

☆ circles your clit while you make out, maybe slapping it a few times if he’s feeling a lil bit silly

don’t even get me started on sucking dick.

he looks so pretty with your cock in his mouth, looking up at you to see your head thrown back and your brows furrowed

circling his thumb around ur head and playing w the slit as he makes out with you just to hear you moan into his mouth <3

pumps your shaft with his gloves on while he swirls his tongue around the tip.

kisses the tip just to tease you. and fuck he looks pretty doing it

loses it if you push his head down or grab his hair and shove your dick farther down his throat.

doesn’t pull away until your crying and you’ve came at LEAST twice

on the topic of receiving, he has a sensitive spot *righttt* under the tip that makes his thighs jump and makes him whimper and WHINE.

mutters out broken apologies if he accidentally get a bit too rough (shoving his dick down your throat too rough or accidental face fucking)

puts a hand behind your head and pushes your head down if he’s really into it

whimpers when he gets close, his thighs twitch and his head is thrown back, his cheeks are flushed and he’s very *very* vocal.

LOVESS missionary, prefers it because it’s ‘lovemaking’ and not ‘fucking’

def says ‘i love you’ during missionary

sappy sex, send tweet

missionary while holding your hands, lips locked in the sloppiest way, bullying his cock into you with the intent of breeding you.

if he’s really into it he’ll fold you into a mating press or hold your knees to your chest while he spears his dick inside you

he doesn’t care if you’re on the pill or if you straight up can’t get pregnant, he’ll fill you anyway

he’ll probably try cowgirl if he’s feeling adventurous

grips your hips and bounces you on his dick

it’s not ‘fucking’, he’s ‘making love’

doesn’t like cumming on your face

he’s old fashioned, he thinks it’s weird

“why waste it?”

however he will pull out and cum on your stomach because he lovess how pretty it looks

BODY. WORSHIP.

puts your pleasure WAYYY over his

if you’re not crying from overstimulation or twitching, he’s not satisfied ‼️‼️

gets pussydrunk easily

overstimulates himself on accident and you because he just can’t get enough of how pretty you sound

top tier aftercare

goes the extra mile: cooks you dinner, runs you a bath, gives you a massage, cuddles

shit, he’ll even wash your hair for you.

cuddling after your bath and dinner. your head on his chest while he strokes your hair or caresses your face, kissing your head, telling you how good you did, and how much he loves you

he’s a good cook, he’ll even make you breakfast in the morning

marry him.

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i urgently need to eat his ass i’ve been obsessed w him since the first movie came out ^_^

[cryptiqish]

some quick thoughts on nerdy prudes must die

first off - this is 100% a return to form for starkid for me. tgwdlm was like. lighting in a bottle but i really, really am not a fan of black friday - so i dipped after that, and never really looked into nightmare time etc. as i'm not super into the hatchetfield eldritch lore stuff - honestly, i figured i was aging out of it. THAT SAID. holy shit. npmd is brilliant

every single goddamn song is a banger. every one. it's so rare for me to like everything at least to a little bit, but when i can interchange my entire top 5 you know it's brilliant. high school is killing me, nerdy prudes must die, dirty girl, hatchet town...all top tier starkid in general. up there w tgwdlm

angela giarratana and will branner steal this entire show. absolutely insane stuff from both of them. will in particular...oh man. it's his show and you just KNOW it

oh shit!!! oh fuck!!!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here... im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

it's FUNNY

i <3 the weird anime nerd kid. rip king

jon's vocals and just. general range in this is amazing to see from tgwdlm

 i will say i wish this maintained the more straight slasher vibe of the first act all the way through but that’s just personal preference since i'm less into the overarching eldritch lore stuff as mentioned. with that in mind though, i didn't find the lords in black stuff as jarring as i thought i would (and the summoning's a banger) - so it works narratively. i think at the end of the day i prefer my standalone shows - not everything needs to be an extended universe - so i was pleasantly surprised at how relatively well this could function as its own thing.

following that - i think this is the closest starkid's gotten to like, off-broadway quality - with plot modifications i could 100% see it making the jump. the production quality - of both the musical itself and the proshot, is amazing - everything pops, it's incredibly polished and just looks brilliant (again, such a step up from BF.)

shoutout to the costume design in particular. top tier work again. ghost max looked crazy good.

for something that in actuality didn't get a lot of focus...can’t stop thinking about how the whole max jagerman grace chastity dynamic is like the absolute HARDEST thing to randomly come out of starkid. the implicit themes had absolutely no right to go that hard!!!! it’s a silly horror comedy!

devout repressed christian and a boy that thinks he’s god. and then she deals with the first sign of sexual attraction to him by killing him??

and then his ghost comes back for vengeance, viewing it as divine justice - and then she ends the musical enacting her own vengeful divine justice?? straight up with modified reprise of his song?? they’re one and the same?? the prayer motif???

“will you pray for me / when i’m gone / or is this the eternal dark without a dawn” and “who will pray for you / when your body’s gone” is like the rawest motif of all time and it’s in the same musical that has an ten minute long barbecue joke sequence unrelated to the plot

nothing sexier than the motif of killing god and god killing you, in general. i do think i loved this one because it played with a lot of my fave tropes and themes of horror - high school slasher, archetypes, coming back wrong, religion, all that

"the big game" kept cracking me up it's so dumb and yet

anyway this whole thing just felt like we've unlocked...i dunno, a new level of starkid?? i was blown away and i'm sure for those more invested in hatchetfield beyond tgwdlm it hit even more, but it's left me so excited to see what's next from them for the first time in years.

[henriediosa]

His Significance of Existence / 悪ノ召使 (Aku no Meshitsukai) original music and lyrics by mothy / 悪ノP classical version by 情熱Ｐ / てとてと arrangement by Desconico vocals by SOLARIA (Lite) on Synthesizer V Studio Basic from an SVP by Havenly-P: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxX1tAsEynQ tuning, mixing, video, illustration, additional vocals, and translation by Henrie Diosa

links, lyrics, and credits under the cut

The Princess of Lucifer: on tumblr, on youtube Fallen Angel: https://youtu.be/W4Rq9ZIasO0

SVP and instrumental / off vocal: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/17c_Zo2s6uQB4wSAzPRVpDUOjl-2qrNn6?usp=sharing

Image Credits: The Metropolitan Museum of Art Open Access Abstract Ink Drops and Spread on Wet Paper Free Video from Vecteezy Rose Flower Seamless Pattern from @Helenlane Dreamstime.com

The folks on Ko-fi saw it first! I have a membership tier on Ko-fi that helps me afford meds and have the space to make art. I was also posting demos of the music and sketches of the art while I was making them. You can join the minamahal at ko-fi.com/henriediosa

Lyrics: Because I am your servant, and you are my Queen I’ll protect you no matter the price unto me Because I am your mirror, and you are my twin And for you I would even commit every sin

Fourteen years ago, when the church bells struck three In a time of hope and fear, the two of us were born But the will of others was obeyed with one decree Thus my fate and your fate, intertwined, became torn

But I swore to myself and to God high above That the world could hate you and fill your heart with fear I alone will keep you safe, you alone will have my love So wherever you are, just keep smiling, my dear

Because I am your servant, and you are my Queen I’ll protect you no matter the price unto me Because I am your mirror, and you are my twin And for you I would even commit every sin

In the neigbouring country where I stayed for a while, In the town, there was a girl in green I came to know Lovely was her voice, but far more lovely was her smile! And I knew though I loved her, that it could never show

For I swore to my queen I’d fulfill her demands. If my queen wants her dead, I will wordlessly defer. You can say what you wish; I must do as you command, But I can't tell my tears to stop falling for her…!

Because you are the Queen, because I am the pawn, And I love you the most, so I do what you want. "O my Queen, tea is served, with brioche on the side." And you laughed like an angel, an angel of pride.

I had seen this coming, knew the people's stirring hate. On they rose, led by a rose-red woman and her friends. Others may be saying this is what the fates dictate; They are wrong; I will show them your reign has no end.

"So, please, take these clothes, put them on right away. "Get outside! Don't look back! Don't slow down, and don't wait! "Can't you see that we’re twins? So, you see, it's okay. "I'm sure no-one will notice until it's too late!"

And now you have my freedom, and I’m in your chains. Seems like there’s no escaping our opposite fates "Take the queen!" cry the traitors, while you're running free. If you're evil, is that not reflected in me?

Once upon a time in a land far away, Was a kingdom of every evil in the world. Sitting at the top, she who always had her way, Was my darling, my sister, a fourteen year old girl.

And I swore to myself and to God high above — (Full of hope and of fear, now the church bells strike three —) That the world could hate you and fill your heart with fear — (Now the girl walks out, head held high to the world —) I alone would keep you safe; you alone would have my love — (From the crowd, I saw you, but you did not see me —) So wherever you are, just keep smiling, my dear! (As if nothing were wrong, see her smile with her last words!)

[weltato]

Ok, here's my PERSONAL ranking of the songs from Nerdy Prudes Must Die - meaning that it's MY OPINION, mkay? (I know the fanbase is really cool and everyone is chill about opinions and that NPMD has the most diverse song opinions, but I just wanted to make it clear)

QUICK DISCLAIMER: the top three keep flip-flopping around in order so much in my head, but they're pretty much always at the top of my list. ALSO, all these songs are amazing, I don't think any of them are bad AT ALL.

Hatchet Town [my beloved]

The Summoning [Lauren OUTDID HERSELF with the choreo man]

Highschool Is Killing Me [Jon & Lauren's voices together are ✨magnificent✨]

Literal Monster [actually so good tho, omg, Kim's vocals? WILL'S VOCALS?? HELLO??]

Bully the Bully [sometimes swaps to 6]

Bury the Bully [sometimes swaps to 5]

If I Loved You [you see how they keep getting close then turning away? d'you see?]

Dirty Girl [genuinely didn't expect to get this one stuck in my head, they sound so good together- BUT PLS DON'T BE THIS GUY HE'S A CREEP EW]

Cool As I Think I Am (Reprise) [I'M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE😭]

Go Go Nighthawks [FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE! N-I-G-H-T *caw caw* -KS! Lauren killing the choreo again!]

Dirty Dudes Must Die [that last line gave me CHILLS- it scratches my brain so nicely and is the ONLY REASON it pips 'NPMD']

Nerdy Prudes Must Die [at first, wasn't a fan because the way the 'NPMD' line was sung was odd to me, same with 'DDMD' tbh, but the rest of the song SLAPS- poor Richie, he sounds so much more confident in the soundtrack when he says he's not a loser :((]

The Best of You [It's so peppy and upbeat and gives MASSIVE Disney pop vibes like this is Victorious or smth, definitely a finale song and SUCH a good fakeout! I actually love this song sm]

Just for Once [Poor Ruth :((( she used to dance y'all- THIS ISN'T A BAD SONG IT'S SO HEARTWARMINGLY HEARTBREAKING AND LAUREN SMASHES IT I JUST HAVE TO HAVE SOME SONGS NEAR THE BOTTOM I'M SORRY T^T]

Cool As I Think I am [the first time we hear that running motif- who's cutting onions in here?]

Putting these in some sort of order is 'ehhh' to me bc they're all on a sliding scale between "this is good!" to "HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOD TIER WTF IS THIS BROADWAY!?"

I saw a comment on quirrelmorts' ranking video that said "Jeff put his whole Blimussy" into this soundtrack and honestly I agree, he absolutely smashed it. Everyone did so well. The acting, the singing, the EVERYTHING was spectacular. Would have loved to have seen it in person, but that would have been a trip across the pond that I can't afford :(

[stargirlfics]

I love the idea of Alfred being a little more aggressive and rough with you is such a turn on bc he’s normally so sweet and caring. Him fucking your face before cumming on it. Then flipping you over with your ass up and pushing your face into the bed so he can pound your pussy hard. He can feel you getting closer and twitching around him so he pulls your head up by your hair and tells you “C’mon love be good for daddy and cum all over my cock” and after you are boneless he pulls out and cums all over your ass, giving it a few spanks and calling you a good girl (followed with top tier aftercare bc it’s Alfred)

Oh my god same 🥵 Alfred’s default being sweet and caring makes it even hotter to think about because it genuinely thrills you to see him be a little rougher with you, and it’s cause you trust him that allows him to let that side of himself out

Asking him to not be so gentle with you or him just knowing when you need some courser treatment and he eases into giving you that so easily and he’s obsessed with how pliant and needy you get when it happens

Girl I’m going to scream, I love thinking about this! He’s so polite and reserved and elegant at first glance and he definitely is those things but he’s also a very capable man who’s lived a life and knows what he likes, what he wants and most certainly how to make someone feel good

He knows your limits and makes sure you can tell him if he needs to ease up at any point and he’ll tug and grip your body how he likes, moving you into the position he wants, maybe on your knees, or on your back or with your head just slightly tilted off the bed so he can slip himself inside your mouth with ease

I can’t even talk about the face down ass up thing cause I…will be thinking about that all day ty!

And the “daddy” title and him talking you through it is so good, I really think he’d vocal especially he’s in a rougher mood, his voice and his accent gets heavier and he likes making you look at him because being able to see what his words do to you, how they turn you on, has the same effect for him 😵‍💫

You’re a real one for this anon!!!

[finniestoncrane]

Okay so even though Arkham Eddie and Connie are like canonicallly married in my heart, what would Connie think of the other riddlers? What would they think of her?

If Arkham Eddie wasn't in the picture would she fall for any of them??

I just have to know I love Connie sm ♡♡♡

- Effy♡

ok i have been dwelling on this and thinking hard about it since you sent it in ef so let's DO THIS

also here's an image i posted of connie in the server but haven't posted here. she has exceptional boba aim

dano: i think connie has the potential to be most afraid of this eddie. she's not a fan of the unpredictable nature, it unsettles her. outside of his mask and criminal violence, she'd find him adorable, but he's for sure the most terrifying to her. i think he'd like her though! she's weird and shy but in a loud and defiant way. he could learn a thing or two from her

young justice: she'd be all over him. and i think it would terrify him to have someone as vocally into him as she would be. but she wouldn't be able to help herself. he's like a baby version of her eddie, he needs love. she'd find it hard not to squish his cheeks constantly. i think having someone who was so super vocal about how adorable he was at every opportunity would do wonders for him. he'd love her for sure

telltale: the accidentally a little bit too loud whispering of the word "daddy"... she'd be all over him. it's debatable whether he'd reciprocate any of her feelings at all, but she'd be taken in instantaneously by a silver fox with a smug attitude and the energy to... do... so... many... things...

unburied: i don't really know much about pokemon, except i know the villains are team rocket. and i think connie and this eddie would 100% be the team rocket of their universe. i think the other rogues would refer to them as the "wonder twins" in a cruel, ironic way. they'd be far too mischievous and adorable together

btaa: honestly? i think she'd be fine to work with him, but she'd probably get along better with miss tuesday. if it wasn't for the fact that he sounded so incredibly handsome and charming and sexy, she'd think of him the same way as telltale. she needs a bit of something weird about a boy, and btas and twojar are too classically handsome for her. the combination of her and miss tuesday would drive btaa insane, so she might not last long

gotham: it's autism for autism romance. connie is... hyper-aware of how people can be cruel and dismissive and mean when someone's trying to talk about their interests, so she'd definitely be one of ed's favourite people immediately. plus tall and skinny and smaller and fat is a top tier pairing silhouette, a classic. AND connie likes gross things and criminology. and she likes holding hands and kissing without tongues, both things i am sure ed is fond of, just look at him

twojar: all bodies are beautiful, but connie's not super into like buff guys? bad experiences, they tend to either not like her because she's fat or think she needs to work out more because she's fat. which is a shame because i think he would be into having something soft to press against his rock hard tits

btas: oh god this has the potential to be the sweetest combination, and the most valuable for both of them! i don't know how well they'd do romantically, but the two of them as a duo? even just as friends? bliss. connie would appreciate having an eddie who was polite and calm and willing to explain things and i know he would love having a wide-eyed little idiot to listen to everything he said and go "wow that's so cool" afterwards

capullo: as a self-insert, i'm afraid connie would be hugely attracted to this loser. BUT as a slightly better version of myself, she's aware of her worth as a human being and would probably give him a miss. yeah he might be fun to flirt with or to tease, but she'd avoid being pulled into his bullshit. and i think he'd curse himself for that because he would be very aware of what he was missing

[quandaryqueen]

Any riddler's

W a close friend who constantly does or almost does something stupid

Close friend definitely has hearing problems from how many times they misheard stuff like

"Go carts?" "..." "..." "...I said vocals." "oh"

Forgets stuff, like, there was this one time where they were searching for their phone using their phone's flashlight

"Have I told you this before?" Yes they have, about 5 times or maybe more in fact, they're veryyy forgetful

BUT despite that they're tremendously smart in different areas, just incredibly forgetful at times which is most of the time

In my defense, it's been three days since I slept

Batman Unburied Edward Nygma X Reader

A platonic piece! I love writing for them omg thank you for this request! This following piece is inspired by things that happened to me so, now you have an idea how stupid this bitch can be.

💚 He loves you, oh he loves you... But seeing you somehow trip on your own feet and somehow land in a canal made him undergo an asthma attack from laughing too hard. After getting his inhaler, he might just grab your hand and pull you out of it (after wiping it with a towel and spraying a hefty amount of sanitizer).

Then you somehow slip and fall back again. He laughs again, almost kills himself in the process, recovers, then helps you back again.

That's it. That's the relationship in a nutshell. And boy, does he always laugh when he's with you.

💚 And it never gets old, fucking hell you find ways in how to be so damn unpredictable when it comes to these things. Sometimes you'd be as agile as a cat, but sometimes you would be so damn clumsy... Like a cat. Huh, two sides of the same coin.

It's fun to watch you, he knows when to laugh and when not to, as he's been friends with you for so long. There are times the laughing was a mere instinct in the midst of a tumultuous moment upon attempting to register what he just saw or to at least alleviate tensions... Sometimes that laughter takes a few minutes as he replays what he had saw.

💚 But in his defense! He always helps you up... And lets out a snicker. And will later remind you of said events and watch embarrassment flood your features upon recalling it, then your mind starts to drift back to the faces of strangers looking at you weirdly for tripping at nothing.

It's top tier entertainment for Edward. He's a good friend, I swear

"Remember that time you walked into a glass door?"

"Not now, Ed," You wince when he brought it up, remembering how you burned under the scrutiny of onlookers. Not to mention, it left a nasty welt and a bruise to be reminded of it.

"Then when you to find the door, you ended up walking through another glass?"

"FUCK OFF!"

💚 Anyways, not only that, as your mind tends to run during the day and what came of it, were random blurts of words Edward finds absolute golden.

What the fuck was running in your mind that you'd pause in the middle of a task, stare off into the void and let your thoughts run... Edward interrupts your train of thought with a randomness of his own, resulting you to say the most random threads of questionable, yet entertaining semantics.

💚 Here's a little example:

Of course, you were once again staring into space and Edward saw the perfect opportunity to make you jump out of your wits. Your back was turned against him, it was perfect for him to catch you off guard.

Light as a feather, he takes gentle steps as to not disrupt you of your daydream yet. His hands were held out with malicious intent, and slowly, he closes in on you...

"BAH!" he exclaims, hands grasping your shoulder.

"AH 'XPLODING PUSSIES!"

... he does not have an inkling of idea of what you were thinking about, but god continue being such an intriguing little klutz.

💚 Mishearing things are a common occurrence if you're as dumbly deep in day dream as me. Here's an example:

There was a celebration of sorts hosted by Penguin, Edward recalls making you tag along because, according to him, would help ward off people with romantic intentions, hoping the sight of you by his side without confirming anything would successfully dismay them. Edward did not mention the fact that he can't stand some of the guests there and with you being there makes it more bearable.

You didn't mind, you yourself attended the event with personal intention... Namely, the cute performer by the name of Darius Chapel performing in the Iceberg Lounge that night. The darling of the crowd himself.

Well, you were dressed to the nine's, even garnering Edward's approval... Meaning, he was less critical about your fashion choices but I digress— you looked so fucking bomb.

You were seated at a table with Edward, along with a few guests. The most important man, Oswald Cobblepot, just seated beside you. Eventually, Darius came to join the table after performing and you were a sight to behold, giggling like a little school girl with their school girl crush and school girl daze and school girl day dream.

"Another great year. I propose a toast!" One of the guest raises their glass.

"Cheers!"

In your simping head, make up an appearance, you suddenly sat up from your seat, which had everyone in the table glance at you with furrowed brows. They watch you step away from your seat and walk away. All glanced at Edward, who was only as confused as they were when you returned to the table carrying a stack of monoblock chairs.

"What are those?" Edward questions.

"Chairs."

A short laugh was pulled from his throat before he can even respond. "Honey, he said 'cheers' not chairs."

... No one has let you live it down.

💚 When he laughs with you during your little accidents, there's still the underlying sense of concern he has for you. He hopes you know he cares, even after he is laughing up a storm that he triggers an asthma attack.

So after you trioo for the umpteenth time, it's expected he laughs, helps you to your feet, and does the 'lovingly calls you an idiot while patching you up' kind of thing, even throwing in reassurances... Or his way of reassurances.

"I am so dumb, oh my god. What the fuck did I tripped on? Nothing!"

"Oh don't worry. No one saw you this time, I promise!"

"That doesn't even make it less worse!"

💚 This Edward is less of an elitist in terms of intelligence compaired to his other counterparts, he is more understanding about how some people are more intelligent in their ways. He also does not go out of his way to make others feel bad and put himself on a pedestal because of it.

Because of your nature to trip over nothing and stare into space and lost in your train of thoughts, others have tendancies to call you names... Which Edward fucking hated, because he knows you're more than the stumbling idiot everyone assume you as.

I firmly believe that he would be that friend that will subtly set up a scene that he knows you'll fucking dominate. So he'll put up a riddle he knows you can answer and watch in satisfaction as the others jaws drop at the sight of you answering that riddle without a second thought, and being fucking correct.

💚 In the end, he loves you because you make him laugh.

[slickchickchocolatier]

HHP - Chapter 5 pt 2 (18+ MDNI)

Part 2 below line.

Eyes widening, you were stunned at the voice of Heeseung’s “Ethan” side, noting that while he may not have been full Ethan, he was definitely a lot closer to being full than he ever had been in the past. Your body began to shuffle as you felt nervous at the mention of “painful” and “not your night”. You didn’t know how to take those words, but the vibe gave you an eerie shudder as you attempted to escape from under him, yet remained attached to him and stuck under his large frame as he trapped you in.

You barely got a word out as you whined out for him to pause, but it was interrupted with his harsh kiss, his tongue infiltrating your gums and cheeks internally. Nearly ripping your dress, he pulled it an off your body, attacking various regions of your nudeness with his mouth as he placed a palm over yours to keep you somewhat quiet. You couldn’t help but moan into his hand, while he was being entirely too sinister with his words and his warning, yet the feeling of his tongue coating your breasts, arms, hands, and thighs with his saliva was giving you immeasurable pleasure. The sweet yet wretchedly hard kisses he placed inside your thighs is what had gotten you to become overly loud with your moans.

Your voice couldn’t comprehend what your brain was saying, unable to form words let alone statements coherently, you were rendered helpless as all you could do was moan and whine out in overstimulating pleasure once Ethan’s kisses made it’s way at the center of your cavity. The slit in between the folds of slight plump lips, centered at your milky thighs caused your voice to quake as the shakiness was accompanied by the vibrations of your legs.

Sure, you had intercourse with Samuel when you were dating, and as it had already been established, nothing about your sexual experience with the latter could be compared to then one you had with Heeseung and his Ethan. It wouldn’t be fair to your ex to compare, seeing as how you never felt orgasmic pleasure like you had with the man who was violating you with his tongue. It was the first time you ever received or a sec, and my God, he was doing it so good, fucking you with his tongue so thoroughly well.

When it came to submitting a woman to sexual pleasure that is beyond reproach, Heeseung and his Ethan was top tier as you recalled Vicky’s mentioning of him being the best.

The kisses became light and faint, almost barely there as his lips gently tapped into the center, causing you to moan in a vocal cord that signified you wanted more. Your hands gripped his forearms as he held onto your thighs, the sound of the sweet gentle smacks of his lips against your opening enforced you to tilt your head backwards. Your voice filled the room and only became louder as he continued. Amidst his assault, you heard him growling against you, feeling the hot vapor of his breath against the smooth and bare skin of your cavity.

“See baby, I’m not heartless. I do what I can to make it less painful and scary. Heheheh.” His deep and low chuckle frightened you, though you don’t know how or why as he spoke in between kisses, which made you feel an escalated state of euphoric eroticism as he began to separate your center lips with his mouth, burrowing his tongue in as his lips simultaneously parted and closed in a kissing motion against the sensitive part of your womanhood.

Feeling his hand release its grip from your thigh, he reaches down, the tips of his fingers trace their way towards the center where his tongue drenched you to the very bone. Starting with one, followed immediately by two, he inserts his fingers inside as his mouth latches right above your opening, flickering his tongue against your clit, slowly and tenderly at first, but soon transitioned to fast and vigorous in momentum.

Screaming from the intense sensation, it was nothing you’ve ever felt before. Uncontrollably, you dug your fingernails into his skin as they remained latched on his forearms, it wasn’t your intent, but the marks on his skin began to slightly bleed as you scratched and continued to dig, though it didn’t seem to have any effect on Ethan, as you noted of his continued performance without admitting so much as a flinch against your reaction.

Thrusting his fingers, the speed increased as his mouth remained suctioned onto your most sensitive part. You continued to scream, occasionally able to say his name, though there were moments where you weren’t even able to say it fully as his tongue would become relentlessly harsh against you, causing your clit to slightly swell up. He did it on purpose, he wanted to hear you struggle in speaking out, sounding vulnerable.

The pleasure started to become too much as you shook and tried to break free, this was the first moment where the pain started to hit as overstimulation took over. Tears began streaming down your face as you felt him smirk against your center, followed by him digging the tip of his nose into you, almost as if he was trying to penetrate it through.

Admitting a few more kisses, you felt him finally break away from between your legs.

PART 3

[nerdyenby]

Red time :D I’m watching Ranboo

I am so behind on vods but it’s MCC day baby!!!!!!!

This team is gonna be so good, so silly but I think they could win

THE DRESS IS STUNNING KING but why the magenta eye makeup?? it adds to the unhinged vibe lol

Ranboo doesn’t know what sequins are?????

“I don’t mean anything that I say ever, any of the time, just so everyone knows” my streamer

HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH EVERYONE!!! <333

“Don’t be pissed at me if I don’t do well ❤️” why are they like this /pos

Ranboo’s religious side screaming for help every time he wears a dress 😭😭😭

Bad news: freedom of speech isnow behind a paywall, Good news: the money goes to charity

The M rating is exclusively so they can say death threats

“I swear to god, be funny!!! ‘Haha I said funny jokes’ I KILL YOU!! Guys it’s all jokes <3 it’s all jokes and it’s all love <333”

Shelby INSTANTLY gaslighting Ranboo into believing the audibly farted, I adore this duo with all my soul

Ran and Shelby are now pushoverduo <333 /s

WATER DOESNT HAVE A TASTE

I love this team so much

You can watch Ranboo but watch out, it’s a slippery slope to the “HELP HELPPPPP” vocal stim

Bingo enthusiasts my beloved

Ranboo just screaming when Shelby called them sexist 😂😂😂

Michael is a genuinely good sandkeeper, he just needs a team that will hype him up and respect him

The way I knew exactly where Ran was going lmao

Ranboo staring into the camera when they start talking about saw

Oh…. Ok……

Bingo but Fast

BINGOOOOOOOOOO

I missed bingo so much, it’s not even funny

He found a Michael you guys

“Wait can we take fall damage?” “I don’t think so” *falls to his death*

Gosh, I am still not used to the new caves, they’re so beautiful and scary

“I’m so smell and dumb :(” “that’s okay!!”

Holy crap the top 4 teams are all so close

“That was fun… well, it’s all downhill from here” SHELBY 😂😂😂

Parkour Tag

Them being excited to play it because they all hate it lol

Ran losing their absolute mind in parkour tag, maybe this game is fun

Shane is killing me actually

“I don’t feel strongly about anything” same!!!

This team is so funny holy

“Oh we’re in tenth right now” “No we’re not” Shane 😂😂😂

“Guys we’re better than a bunch of 40 year olds” “they’re not 40!!!!!” “They’re 50 theyre 50 theyre 50” this team oh my god

Ran calling Skeppy homophobic and Shane’s “I mean… is it-?”

“Who are we going up against? Who am I?” “You’re Ranboo” “Oh ok, that’s right” their chemistry has no right to be so good what the

I love Joel and Shane’s rivalry, neither of them know why they’re rivals but they are

I haven’t laughed this hard in absolute ages holy

Meltdown

“I can’t believe we have beef with the goddamn Pack”

“Are we supposed to be doing something?” THATS MY S-TIER

Tubbo threatening to tweet Ran’s address, beeduo crumbs /s /s /s

Red and pink’s beef is the funniest thing ever oh my god

Hole in the Wall

They’re so all over the place they mean everything to me

My streamer’s favorite color is 3, so true

“Skeppy’s having problems” “aren’t we all?”

The reactions to Shane saying his nose is bleeding lmao “What we’re you inhaling?” “Air”

“GUYS ITS BLUE- oh wait, it’s red” Shane 😭😭😭

“We’re all just gamers” “We’re all gay” so true

SHELBY POPPING OFFFFFFFF

Everyone hyping her up <333

Ranboo insisting they’re not bothered by different pronunciations whilst sounding progressively more bothered

Parkour Warrior

Ranboo?? Screaming????? Noooo…. /s

Vod muted Sadge

They’re popping off!!!!!!

Ran screaming at purpled to get a job and then instantly apologizing 😂😂😂

That drop lmao, it happens to Ran’s team every time

Ranboo got prescribed adhd meds today FINALLY /lh (I’m a psychology student and have adhd lol)

Skybattle

They’re surviving!!!!

Ran 2nd!!!!!!

Them avenging Michael’s honor my beloved

Shelby and Shane hiding in a hole lol

SHANE WILDIN

SHANE’S LEVI PLAY WHAT THE?!????!?!!

I could go off about how the amount of alcohol on MCC day correlates to how chill contemporary events are, everyone’s just here for a good time and it’s so much better this way

TGTTOSAWAF

WHY ARE WE PLAYING TGTTOS?????? I thought the final two were sands and grid :( /nm

Nothing like spontaneous karaoke over discord <333

“I AM FULLY STRAIGHT, I AM SO GODDAMN STRAIGHT, I AM NOT TILTED”

Ran was tabbed out but I’m imagining Michael and Scar holding the door open for each other lol

I have a headache lol

Grid Runners

I’m actually entirely okay with this tbh

Shane cheating pogchamp

Ran and Shelby “no u”-ing in the stone pyramid lol

That search the house was CLEAN

THEYRE SO GOOD AT THIS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Michael is so tipsy lmao

Ranboo in third, who woulda thunk

Dodgebolt

This was an amazing time, this team was wild

Oli v Ollie!!!!!!

“Everyone’s scared of Jojo and they should be” SO TRUE SHELBY SHUBBLE

“I actually have seen Sapnap miss these” lmao Shane

Them chanting Gem’s name <333

Aw rip, gg

Great times, great vibes <3

[long-suffering-little-spoon]

…well, better than the alternative thoughts? (i saw you mention it in the tags of a post)

oh my god thank you so much. it is in a playlist titled "why do these make me cry i'm not even a parent"; do with that what you will.

the melody's very catchy but simple so it reminds me of the songs from nostalgic old tv shows i watched as a small child (Barney the dinosaur sorta comes to mind for some reason), which fits with the themes pretty well.

and the lyrics, don't get me started. the first melancholic "and when we find out what's wrong with me, could you tell me how, could you tell me how and if i'm still pretty" AAAAH it's a gutpunch. and so is "sunset smudged across your brow, warmer tears than you've grown used to since then". i probably have something to say about every single lyric for but we'd be here for hours so i'll try to keep it concise.

plus the way will sings the lyrics throughout. i'd say it's probably better to describe some of it as line delivery??? (although obviously his vocals as always are top-tier). idk just the way i can viscerally feel each emotion is amazing. a particular favourite of mine is "guilty of your innocence and gently sent right back to bed"

and all of these culminate in the bridge, probably my favourite part of the whole song. the gorgeous and heart-breaking instrumentals, lyrics and vocals, all just building until it reaches a breaking point at the "MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS". the way will says "this isn't my first anything" really gets me. i get the impression of a parents who's obviously really struggling but just trying to keep it together for the sake of their child, until they can't anymore and it all comes out in rage and desperation and lots of tears. i have cried along to the final chorus of this song during many a mental breakdown, let me tell you. even though i am not a parent and do not plan on changing that ANY time soon, i really relate to this song. i'm sure almost all ND people can see themselves asking "after all that's been done to me, could you tell me what's so wrong about what's wrong with me". plus i can kinda of see my relationship with each of my parents in this song, but i don't plan on going into that.

thank you so so much for this ask, i didn't even realize how much i liked ...well, better than the alternative until i started to put my thoughts into words, but it's dawned on me that this is probably my favourite will wood song. if i had the time, energy or skills i could probably make a full essay on it. but i hope my incoherent autism-fuelled 10:30pm rant gave you some insight :). and while everything i've listed is just very very sad, this song still makes me feel some happiness!! it makes me feel seen and understood!! and tbh it does just kind of slap!! once again thank you!!!!!

[kaciidubs]

Welcome to; Kacii's vague summary of ✩Rock-Star✩

Note; there won't be major spoilers, I'm just live reacting to the songs

Megaverse - yes. Just yes, we all knew this, top tier opener. Welcome to the Stray Kids hot Megaverse!!

Felix's part in LALALALA. That is all. [The whole song is great, but his part specifically has me in a chokehold]

BLIND SPOT is such a hype song, I'm actually in love - you ARE the champions!

Changbin's habit of opening songs and them being instant hits? COMFLEX is- OH MY GOD??? OOHH??? FUCK OKAY, OKAYYYY, THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE!!! SHE MIGHT BE IN THE TOP RANKS!

I'm a self admitted whore for ballads, so I knew from the docuseries + Skzflix that Cover Me was going to be my number 1- Seungmin's vocals?! I'm actually shedding tears.

Putting Leave after Cover Me feels like.. almost like a safety net, something easy to carry you down after everything else and honestly it's nice - I feel like you can appreciate all their vocals better.

Social Path was great!! But you know how it is, usually the first translation of the song hits harder than the second - and it made me realize how much English was actually used in the original, so there wasn't much of a change!

Guitars. Drums. The change of pace. LALALALA (Rock Ver.) really stuck to making it ROCK- holy fuck. Honestly? Honestly???? I think I like it better than the original. Oh fuck- I definitely like it more than the original.

Overall; Stan Stray Kids, that's pretty much it. I love this album to bits, they really didn't have to snap so hard but honestly it's an amazing step up from 5-Star [it was amazing too, reading comprehension is important], and I'm just amazed at how they manage to - not quite one-up themselves, but show more of their capabilities as artists. This is an expansion, just as Chan mentioned in the docuseries - Stray Kids continues to expand just like the universe and tbh I'm all for it.

[nateezfics]

Hellooo! I'm a new atiny and I was wondering if you could help me get to know the boys a bit, I mean if you could describe them in a few words, what you think about them. I'm also curious who are the trouble makers and who are the mom and dad of the group who keep them in check. Thank you!

omg🥹 welcome, welcome!! i’ll try my best to describe them, but honestly they’re beyond words. as you get to know ateez more you’ll understand they’re absolutely amazing. i’m so happy to see a new atiny!♥️

hongjoong; the leader of the group. we all call him captain. he is an artistic person who loves to create. he’s so thoughtful with everything he does. he’s so passionate and when you see him on stage, and even when you see how he acts with atiny and his members, you’ll understand why he is the captain and the heart of ateez! he is considered the dad of the group! he’s my bias :)

seonghwa; this man is the mother of the group and it’s the cutest thing to see how loving he is with the members. he’s a lover of all things star wars and legos. he’s the oldest but he can be a bit chaotic at times lol. honestly a pure soul, and stunning inside and out!

yunho; dancing king. tallest member. has the personality of a golden retriever. he’s such a warm person, and definitely one of the mood makers of ateez! he’s insane on stage. this man is such a stellar performer and dancer, he literally was meant to be on stage. him and hongjoong were the first two trainees/members of ateez, so they have a special bond! but he has the biggest bond with mingi. he is my bias wrecker.

yeosang; god tier visuals and absolutely gorgeous voice. he’s quiet, but when he talks it’s the best thing ever. has a habit of roasting the other members lol. actually was at another company as a trainee with wooyoung before joining kq (ateez’s company). yeosang is literally the sweetest human on this earth, we must protect him. he doesn’t show it often, but he has a birthmark near his left eye and it’s so cute.

san; he has a heart of gold. give the shirt off his back type of person. he’s such a kind hearted person. but on stage he’s a demon (him, hongjoong, and seonghwa are all part of the “demon line”). like the duality of this man is insane. top notch performer. him and wooyoung are practically inseparable.

mingi; rap legend. lyrical genius. atiny as a whole have the biggest soft spot for this man, myself included. he’s sweet, and is also very funny! makes everyone laugh because he’s just a bright person. also has a tendency to have us all weak for him all the time. watch this man perform and you’ll know why.

wooyoung; when you asked about the troublemakers this man immediately came to mind lol. he lives to aggravate hongjoong (but don’t get it twisted hongjoong likes it and these two have a sweet bond!). he is very outgoing and has the biggest personality out of the group. the main mood maker. a highly contagious laugh. he is a lover okay; this man does not shy away from showing affection to to the members. he has so much love to give he’s the sweetest :( soooo beyond talented, has an amazing voice. listen to the chorus of their song mist!

jongho; vocals on another level. man is unrivaled when it comes to vocals. he’s the maknae, but sometimes he acts more behaved than the others lol. this man is very strong. like physically strong. everyone focuses on his singing but this man is such a solid dancer people need to appreciate his dancing more. an avid lover of iced americanos lol. and idk how to put it but this man has such a distinguished style, like he is so well put together ahshsh.

ateez is a group of goofy, lovable, humble, and immensely talented guys. their music and storyline is so immersive. you definitely won’t regret stanning them, i promise!

[claireofluxembourg]

Hi! I’m the nonnie who told you I saw the djats episodes early. I’m so glad you loved the show as much as I did! They’ve done such an amazing job with the show so far. The cast is truly perfection. And Daisy and Billy’s chemistry is TOP-TIER I love how much she gets under his skin right from the start.

Their cheesy smiles when they’re reflecting back on when they first met 😭 And don’t even get me started on Billy lying his ass off about their first recording session being a nightmare when he’s then listening to Daisy’s isolated vocals alone in the recording booth thinking “oh yeah….I’m totally fucked she’s amazing.” The ending of episode three though 🥹 Meeting him was the best day of her life I CANT! I CANT! ITS TOO GOOD

The last seven minutes of the third episode have me on a chokehold, I swear to god. I honestly thought it was fairly true to the source material and I stopped worrying about it and saw it as if it was new for me although the parts from the book that I could recognise made me so happy.

Honestly I am so so so happy with the result and I know it’s gonna break my heart. Another of my favourite parts was Camila speaking spanish. As soon as I heard her Argentinian accent, I screamed. SO GOOD.