#his fuckinf HAIR

[loving-delusions]

TTHHROWING myself on the ground and hugging the floor

AHEHESHEHEHHE

walden has a new design aheheheheh <3

just saw dodozoi's tiktok* post and AHEHEHAHEHWHHA

[shenpie]

i hate this cunt

[itsbrucey]

Alright gayboy. You ready for the championship?

[meownotgood]

aki who lets you play with his hair and brush it and lets you put cute little buns in and cute butterfly clips *sobs*

no wait imagine it but with his daughter instead *sobs even harder*

hairdo train with you, your husband aki, and your daughter... aki does your daughter's hair while you sit behind him and do his. your daughter smiles and cheers when you're done that her and dad are matching. aki then refuses to take all the sparkles and clips and braids out of his hair for the rest of the day, even when he goes to the grocery store later, despite all the people staring at him.

[frnknfrts]

hello chat.

[mx-paint]

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[mixedkid-matchup]

I’m so sad that shiori lost, I really wanted her to win, especially after how bad the”” sequel “” treated her. (Yes Inuyasha had a sequel, the less you look up about it the better)

oh bro i KNOW about the sequel. someone tried to submit setsuna and towa i said no obviously. i actually made a post about it when i was 13 when the stuff about the sequel came out with rin and some of those. People. Those shippers literallt attacked me for it. thank fuck for the fandom tbh im really glad i had majority support

[m1shapanda]

I'd draw albedo more if his stupid hair isn't so hard to draw

[dieno-tsuki]

THANK YOU ARI AND @teddybeartoji FOR TAGGING ME I AM. DECEASED.

[jervis-tetch-my-beloved]

holy shit holy shit holy shit

[gojosprettyprincess]

I can't stop thinking about suguru being a fuckinf crazy pussy eater, to him it's a serious job so he wastes no time putting his hair in a messy bun which you think is so fucking sexy and folding your body in half with your knees almost touching your ears, his hands gripping onto your thighs to keep you still as he sucks on your clit, moving his head like a crazy fucker trying to suck out all the juices from your cunt as you scream at him to slow down, your pretty nails scratching and digging into his huge toned biceps as you try to push him away, only for his grip on your thighs to get tighter, he swirls his tongue around your clit, teasing the bud before bullying his tongue in your tight needy hole, his nose nuzzling against your clit as he tongue fucks your leaking cunt, your tight walls throbbing around his tongue as you grip on his hair, attempting to push his head away once again but obviously that wouldn't work because once he starts, he never stops till he has you squirting on his face, till you make a dirty little mess all over the bed because to him it's just so fucking satisfying your pretty wet cunny covered with your juices which he's definitely going to slurp up and clean with his tongue right after, then he pounds you silly in a brutal mating press till he has you crying and blabbering nonsense on his cock and pump you deep and full with his cum.

[sun4r1nnity]

a star that outshines

fem!reader x second year!miya osamu

oneshot, fluff

“Miya twins are amazing, aren’t they?”

“Undeniably, yeah.”

“They are truly monsters on the court.”

An ocean of compliments about the Miya twins drowns the whole atmosphere, the talented and skillful brothers who have made their names in the volleyball industry. You mentally agree with each of the positive comments about the brothers, while your eyes are locked onto the specific grey-haired twin, Miya Osamu.

Yeah, you have a crush on THE Miya Osamu.

You like him so much that you started going to their practice matches almost every day like everyone else, just to see him play. The sound of the ball hitting the court, the squeak of sneakers, and the cheers of the crowd become the soundtrack of your afternoons. The smell and sweat and the sight of his focused expression make your heart race.

You like him so much that you intentionally leave at the same time he leaves his dorm just so you can walk near him. And it works, because you always coincidentally walk behind him and his friends, listening to whatever they are talking about. The scent of his cologne lingers in the air, a subtle reminder of his presence.

You like him so much that you started visiting your best friend, Hikari, in Class 1, just hoping to see him and wishing that he would notice you too. The anticipation of possibly seeing him makes your heart race every time you walk into the classroom.

You like him so much that when you accidentally learned his favorite food, you started liking what he likes too. The taste of his favorite dish becomes a bittersweet experience, a connection to him that he doesn’t even know exists.

You like him so much that you wrote love letters, but they were never sent to him. Because you’re afraid.

Afraid to face the fact that he will most definitely reject you.

Because he’s Miya Osamu, whose fame is at the top of the school alongside his twin Miya Atsumu, and of course, they have a bunch of pretty girls lined up to be their girlfriends.

So one night in your dorm, you asked your best friend.

“Am I being a creep?”

She raised her eyebrows, eyes still glued to her phone with a lollipop in her mouth.

“Not really, why?”

“I think I’m being a creep,” you huffed out a sigh.

“Why would ya think that? 'S not like ya peep him in the bathroom or send him ya unwashed panties—”

“I reeeally don’t like your use of examples.”

“Well, 'kay, listen, it’s totally normal when yer in love! And as long as ya don’t do anything stupidly crazy, yer safe as hell,” she continues as she sits up and stares down at you.

You hum, staring at the ceiling blankly as your friend continues to scroll through her social media. You think, you have no chance with Miya Osamu. Well, it’s just a crush, you’ll get over him eventually. So that’s when you decide, you have to stop chasing someone who is way out of your league.

And you did. You stopped going to his practice matches, you stopped visiting your best friend so often, you even stopped coincidentally walking near him to school. You avoided him every chance you got, until after a few days it became too obvious. So why, when your best friend has her earphones plugged in, while the teacher is unavailable for class, does Miya Osamu walk up to her and say,

“Hey, uh, been meanin’ to ask,”

Your friend looks up at him with a raised eyebrow as she takes off her earphones.

“Why haven’t I seen ya cute friend lately? Y’know, the one that always comes ta’ hang out with ya?”

And it makes her eyes widen.

Not long after that, she immediately bombs your phone with a whole lotta texts.

hikari🤍

hey

holy shit

omfg

yo

MIYA LIKES YOU TOO

answer me dammit!!!!

YOOO

miya fuckinf osamu LIKES U TOO

OPEN YOUR PHONE

You should have made a move earlier, Osamu,” Suna said, his voice slightly muffled by the jelly stick in his mouth. He glanced up from his phone, his eyes glinting with a mix of amusement and curiosity.

Osamu shrugged as he sank into his chair, the cool metal frame pressing against his back. The faint hum of the gym’s fluorescent lights buzzed overhead, mingling with the distant echoes of volleyballs being spiked and sneakers squeaking on the polished floor.

Little did you know, Osamu had always noticed you from the crowd. He noticed how your eyes would light up during matches, how you would nervously tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. He noticed the way you always seemed to arrive at school just as he did, your steps quickening when you saw him. He noticed everything about you—your smile that could brighten the dullest day, your infectious laughter, your favorite snacks that you always had in your bag.

But you didn’t know that. You didn’t know that he knew about your big, fat crush on him. You didn’t dare to even strike up a conversation with him, always too shy to make the first move. So when he stopped seeing your presence in the crowd, his heart ached with a longing he couldn’t quite understand. That’s when he finally mustered the courage to ask your friend about you.

“Did you ask for her number?” Suna asked, his tone casual but his eyes sharp with interest.

Osamu smiled, a soft, almost shy smile that reached his eyes. He nodded, his fingers tracing the edges of his phone. “(Y/N)⭐️” was saved in his contacts, the star symbol a small but significant detail that made his heart flutter.

Will you be surprised if you received a message?

[sinning-23]

Baby Mama (OPLA HEADCANNONS)

In honor of mothers day, here some little headcannons I cooked up for our faves! Hope yall enjoy lol

Luffy

-This mf was like...actually capable of conceiving a child lmao.

-There was really no like initial shock, it was more like overwhelming joy? There was honestly no need to reveal it to the rest of the crew since the second you told him he shouted it loud ad fucing possible.

-"Luffy, uhhh I think im pregnant." You huff, hand over your forehead as you try to figure out the next course of action.

"YOURE PREGNANT?! THATS GREAT!"

"Y/N IS WHAT?" Nami gasps, eyes flitting form you to Luffy, then to your belly.

"YOU’RE PREGNANT?! HOW?" Usopp questions, only to have Sanji interrupt,

"Well Usopp, when two people love eachother- or well... lets talk about he birds and the bee-"

"I KNOW HOW THAT WORKS DICKHEAD-"

-Luffy is a.....he's a great dad, just a little uhhhh...wild?

-You have to explain tho him that this baby cannot fucking eat solid food.

-He's learning and that’s all that matters. He knows when to get serious about his kid and when its okay to be a lil silly.

-Oh and be prepared for when your kid hits about 6-7 cause they're so much like their father its crazy-

Zoro

-He's thuroughly convinced its your fault because he knows for a fact he has impeccable pull out.

-"That’s not mine." He hums, pointing at the newborn with a raise brow.

The fucking liar this baby is his spitting image. Like your genes didn't evens stand a chance. The baby even fucking mean mugs like he does, that lil stoic face.

-"This isn’t yours?" You question, holding the baby up side by side with his obvious father.

"Nope"

-Once he’s like fully processed and accepted the fact that your pussy just so happened to weaken his pull out game, he will claim the child and make sure he's being helpful with both you and the infant.

-It was actually pretty fucking hilarious to see the baby try and latch to his nipple cause his tits are fucking massive. Heeee didn’t think it was that funny tho💀

-Just let the kid grow up a little bit and they’re all about their father, and even though he may not show it all the time, he adores his baby. And they will always be a baby in his eyes. And he things you’re a phenomenal mother even though it was sort of a surprise.

Nami

-You had come aboaded with a toddler. And sure enough they latched to Nami in a heartbeat.

-“AHT! No, you stay with me and let them work.” You reprimand, giving a quick apology to the tangarine haired girl.

“Oh no they’re okay. Hey, you wanna see something cool?” He hum, taking the 2 year old by the hand before you can protest.

-Auntie Nami accidentally turned to ‘mamami’ (Mama Nami) andddd it just stuck.

-one night the three of you had fall asleep in Nami’squarter and she had woke up and just, admires you both. She couldn’t help the way her chest squeezed when she thought about raising this child with you or how much she loved being a part of your lives.

Your eyes flutter open and you give her a knowing look, her face already tinted pink.

“Nami,” you begin, your free hand pushing hair behind her ear as she hold your wrist, placing a kiss there.

“Thank you, love you.” You hum, letting yourself fall back asleep.

-yeah she’s stuck with you two for life

-unironically calls you her baby mama

Usopp

-is literally the best fuckinf dad. Literally ever.

-he wants to make sure he’s an active part of your child’s life, being sure to keep you both in good health and high spirits.

-when you broke the news he was terrified. How good of a father could he be? He just don’t want to let you down.

-“W-What if our kid hates me?” He voices one night, hands holding your tummy.

“I doubt that’ll happen. You’ll be okay Uso.”

-Guess having impeccable aim runs in the family because by time your child is year they’re already throwing projectiles with phenomenal accuracy.

-you can’t tell me he doesn’t make most of your babies toys.

-he loves seeing you just have little moments with your baby, he definetly cried when they took their first steps.

-keeps a picture of the three of you tucked away

-hints at wanting another one from time to time

Sanji

-fainted when you told him.

-honestly he’s a little shocked. He didn’t really put ‘father’ on his goal list but here yall are lol

-he’s very supported and knows that morning sickness is a bitchhhh

-“how’re my girls…or boy” he greets, pressing a kiss to your tummy then to your lips.

-much to his surprise, he was right on both parts because you’re having twins! Yayyyyy

-you cuss him out when your in labor.

-“SANJI YOU ASSHOLE! YOU DID THIS TO ME! WHY DID I FALL FOR YOUR DELICIOUS FOOD YOU FUCK!”

-he’s not allowed in the delivery room lmao he fainted again when the nurse asked if he’d like to see what was goin on

-after 6 horrendous hours, your baby boy and girl are finally born and he’s too delighted.

-“good job baby.” He praises, peppering your tired face with kisses.

-when the kids are older he’s always falling victim to their puppy eyes and begging when they ask for dessert before dinner

-“please dad! We won’t tell mom! Pleaseeee!”

-he loves being with you and loves that he’s been blasted with a wonderful wife and two beautiful children

Shanks

-oh the minute he found out he was stunned! He was sure he already had an illegitimate baby somewhere but for one of the baby mamas to actually let him know was, a bit of a surprised?

-and that’s it. He doesn’t really go out of his way to go visit and see if it’s true. He goes on about his business truely.

-one day, he comes across a lady at a bar, her bright red hair thrown up and she waits tables, her gaze almost immediately locking on his as she frowns

-….what the fuck she looks just like him.

-she goes to a couple other of the waiters/waitresses and the minute they catch his gaze they’re nodding profusely at her.

-it took, shit you not. 3 hours for them to get a table and that was only because her boss came in and MADE her seat the crew.

-“what do you want.” She huffs, her notepad clenched so tight it crumples the paper.

Shanks only further studies the girl, her rage ever present as she slams the notepad down.

“I SAID, What. Do. You. Want. Quickly, or I’m leaving you here to wait 3 more hours. Spit it the fuck out you old bastard.” She spits, leaving him somewhat shocked.

-“How about the-“

-“we’re all out. Deadbeat.” She finishes, dropping her apron and notepad, then walking out.

Safe to say that wasn’t the reaction he was expecting.

-when he finds where you guys live and YOU answer the door thank god, he firstly apologizes (which you don’t accept right away) and explains how he already met your daughter.

Speak of the devil she had just rounded the corner asking who it was.

“Don’t let this fucker the house mom, please.” She begs, gaze flittering form you to her sperm donor.

-yeahhhhhh this is why he hardly ever makes the effort to see his unsuspecting kids. Doesn’t quite pan out how he thinks.

Mihawk

- you’re not the only one at all. He’s got plenty fucking kids running around and you’re fully aware of that, having run into more than one child that looks just mf like him.

-he won’t deny any of them, but he doesn’t feel like he owes them anything either? It’s weird and you usually feel bad that he picked you and your child when he could very well have done that for the rest of them.

-he often assures you that we’re were one night stand situations he hardly remembers after being so damn drunk.

-he’s a good dad though and a great husband. He makes sure you’re taken care of even is he’s gone a lot of the time. When you told him you were having a baby he didn’t leave from your side.

-when the baby is born he’s a bit suprised they don’t look like him but as soon as they open their eyes he’s so mf smug. Those eyes are a dead giveaways that’s his baby.

-don’t let that baby ask for something be used Mihawk will without a doubt give it to them no matter what.

-“Honey I-“

-there standing in front of the fridge, in laminated with its light are your husband and child. Their eyes wide like an owls, staring directly into your soul.

-“We wanted ice cream.”

Buggy

-he loves his babies. Hands down loves his fucking babies. Plural because of course you were blessed/cursed with triplets.

-two boys, one sweet girl, and not one of them look like their daddy, besides that faint tint of blue in their hair.

-and he’s maddddd, well. not at you but at his genes.

-“honey wait, they might just grow into it?” You encourage, trying not to laugh as he tried to figure out why his kids don’t look like him.

-thank god you were right because by time they were all 4/5 that blue had brightened and the little red glow of their noses were ever present.

-he’s so attentive with you, taking care of the three of them when you need rest or just in general cause how gorgeous wife needs rest after making three gorgeous babies

-freaks his babies out when he takes his head off

-then they won’t leave him the fuck alone about it and will often take pieces of him while he chases them around for them back.

-his babies get their own spot on the show and it fucking adorable watching toddlers dance to circus music with face paint they insisted they do themselves

-best dad buggy 100%

[elliekillsu]

Can I please make it clear to everyone that if you clock a trans person In public, DONT TELL THEM

Unless they're wearing something to signify they're trans don't bring it up? If they're wearing a pin or a badge or patch or anything that says I am a trans person sure yea but don't clock a trans person and start a conversation about how they're trans especially when they're trying to pass

I spent the day in Cardiff with my friend yesterday and it was a great time honestly, but being a goth and it being a hot fuckinf day I was sweating like shit so I know my makeup wasn't perfect but I looked good or I thought until we pass two people who start to compliment us and say how good we look and they love goths which yes all good all fine, until the one guy I'm assuming he was gay from some stuff they both said practically pulls me to the side from the main conversation and starts telling me loads of trans pride stuff. I understand he had good intentions because it was all well meaning and kind plus from his breath he was clearly drunk, so I don't blame him wholey but obviously this just made me insecure and upset for the night and for today too, its hard enough being a woman it's hard enough being trans and it's hard enough not dressing 'normally'

don't make people second guess how they appear especially trans people, I get looks and wandering eyes all the time but I can pass it off as being head to toe black outfits or just having a pair of tits but when its so blatant it's harmful so just don't do it, if you clock someone and you want to tell them something just be normal. Tell them you like their hair or makeup or outfit don't tell them their attempt to pass dosent work. Please.

[i-cant-sing]

Can you make Yandere todoroki fam reacting to child y/n playing as belle and yandere bakugo in beauty and the beast as a play

SRY IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND 😭😭

Enji is NOT sobbing at how adorable you look bouncing about in your yellow gown like the prettiest princess you are. Natsuo as usual is struggling not to kill the kid behind him who's been hired by Dabi to kick his seat the whole time. Fuyumi is near the stage reminding you of all the lines and moves you have to do, while Rei is practically beaming because that's her handmade costume you're wearing and she did you hair so perfectly.

And you're on the stage, twirling around and waving to Enji, forgetting your lines and grinning as you excitedly call "Daddy!" And Enji is melting and crying and is also simultaneously evaporating his tears but Shotou has captured him in 4k on his camera.

There's Bakugo dressed as the beast, who for absolutely no reason, is pushing and kicking away all the other kids in his way just to be closer to you. And then there's the scene where you have to kiss him and Katsuki already has a death grip on you because he is not risking you running away, and he's inching closer when suddenly someone pulls his pants down, causing his to release you to pick his pants up. Meanwhile, you're suddenly whisked off the stage by a man and since you're still wearing a mic, the entire audience can hear your giggles and squeals and calling "DABBBIIIII!!!" While big bro is running out of the building with you.

Katsuki is humiliated and starts blasting off his quirk, while everyone else is staring at Enji because someone just stole his kid and he's just sitting there calmly. And really, the only reason Enji is calm is because he knows and approves Dabi hauling you away because he also didn't want RATsuki, that devil's spawn, kissing you.

And all this time, Shotou is acting like he's fuckinf Christopher Nolan with the way he's zooming in and out on everyone's faces like bro stop-😭😭😭

[norman-fucking-reedus]

So as much as I love sweet subby Daryl, I haven’t been able to get this crazy idea of motorcycle sex out my head

He’d bend you right over the handle bars, admiring the graceful arch in your back and the way your legs looked spread over the seat. The engine would still be on, the faint rumbling traveling through the seat right onto your cunt. Your toes curling whenever you revved the bike. Daryl’s hand would have a bruising grip on your ass, spreading it apart so that he could watch himself fuck you, tossing his curls out the way so he had a clear view of your entire body laid out in front of him. “I love every inch of ya and the way ya j’st take every inch of me”

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Currently on all fours foaming at the mouth, screaming, creaming and ripping my hair out while munching on drying cement chunks I need this man SO FUCKINF BADLY

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