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bestowing my highest honor as an artist to ffxv (drawing the characters in fun outfits)
thoughts under the cut
RREAAAGHHHH SO EXCITED TO BE DONE WITH THIS!!!!! it took me forevarrrr but i soldiered through as an act of love. now excuse me. yap time
OKAY SO the concept behind this was originally specific fashion subcultures for everyone!l ike noct emo ignis dark academia etc. but then decided i didnt want to pigeonhole it all and just freestyled outfits i thought would look nice on everyone
noct - i do think noct would still be emo-ish but also opt for comfy baggy stuff a lot. something you could just fall asleep in on the spot. note the details of bass pro shop shirt (of course) XV necklace, little moon + stars accents, carbuncle + fish keychains. i also wanted his metal band logo shirt to spell LUCIS but i forgor some letters but its not very readable anyways
ignis - ignit ooohghh ignos ignaurs. sorry i made him serve so much cunt it will happen again. i drew him first cause that kind of inspired this whole thing i love him so bad if i didnt draw it id explode. not much detail to note except his collar pins are like his double blade thingies
luna - lunaaa the concept was “clean girl aesthetic” idk if that happened but im actually really happy with how it came out! might be my favorite of the bunch just because she looks so pretty and happy. your honor she should have been able to just be a normal girl and just. chill
prompto - prompotoooo i had trouble picking his vibe!!! my first thought was techwear?? because weeheeeehee he loves tech and well... you know... but then i realized i didnt really like the look of anything i saw + it was so bulky and dark and serious for him! ending up going with some more youthful and baggy. i was considering something more loud and colorful but ended up not going with it. i feel like in canon he'd be too nervous to have such a flashy fit and would want to just look "cool" to fit in with the boys lol. itty bitty details here - chocobo keychain, pompompurin and bi miku buttons, and his lanyard is kings knight themed! i also thought it was funny to write LUCIS on his shirt like you know those shirts that just say BROOKLYN or TOKYO or SAN FRANCISCO and thats it. thats what its like
gladio - okay i know this is going to sound like a lie but im not horny for gladio like at all, hes my least favorite, i think he's just alright. but also i KNOW in my heart of hearts that he would LOVE being a leather daddy and so i had to make it happen. main detail to note here is that his tank top has the motifs of a cup noodle! i didnt know what else to add cause you know.. hes the cup noodle guy.. but also i didnt want it to be so in your face about it with a big as logo so kept it subtle!
(side note the leather daddy gave me an idea for a post where its like noct and prom go to a gay bar all nervous but then they run into gladio and its like "p: GLADIO YOURE GAY?" "n: nevermind that PLEASE dont tell ignis we snuck out" and then ignis walks up and theyre all like WHAT THE FUCK!!!! caption would be "the gang finds out theyre all bisexual." probably wont draw it but i think its very funny lol)
iris - iris my sweetheart.... definitely leaned into the scene vibes here and also that one image of the blonde emo anime girl. details here - of course the moogle big ass backpack and keychain (can you tell i love keychains), but also her buttons are an iris (the flower) and also a crown with hearts (haha symbolism)
anyways oh god i didnt mean to write an essay down here. usually i keep this in the tags but this time i just had Too Much To Say. can you tell i put a lot of thought and love into this . anwyays. *walks off into the sunset and fuckig dies*
#ffxv#final fantasy xv#ff15#final fantasy 15#noctis lucis caelum#ignis scientia#lunafreya nox fleuret#prompto argentum#gladiolus amicitia#iris amicitia#koob art#digital art#procreate#illustration#1k
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hey! intro post :D
are you having a panic or anxiety attack? here :)
here is a link to the trevor project (a helpline for queer youth) if you are struggling. remember you deserve love and recovery :)
and if you know me irl, don’t follow me here- go to @peanut-jelly
okay, a bit about me:
personal
my name is ollie, or oliver, or em.
my pronouns: he/xe/it/fae/they. no she/her or fem terms.
my age: i am a minor. don’t be gross.
my birthday: april 8th! i’m an aries :3
nicknames i've collected: emilem, gay little frat boy, catboy tea, cheeto boy, leaf boy, em and em, flavor unknown
my height: 5'0! i am tiny :)
i'm happily dating @nyxerer120 (how! i’m the luckiest boy in the world holy shit)
poetry blog! @emilems-poetry
vent blog: @emilem-is-sad
just another ones: @femininemilem @squirrelfrienddd
for my friends but also you ig: @peanut-jelly
therian blog: @emilems-a-cat
i also run one of the color shark blogs!
i also have a pinterest, spotify account, and scratch account. this isn't something i'll be sharing with the world but if we're moots or smth and you want it lemme know :D here is one scratch acc tho
fun facts about me:
i earned a black belt in taekwondo (i no longer do it tho).
i cannot play any instruments but would like to learn guitar one day
fandoms and interests
music: harry styles ⋆ 1D ⋆ hozier ⋆ noah kahan ⋆ chappell roan ⋆ sabrina carpenter ⋆ taylor swift ⋆ the amazing devil ⋆ a lot more
fandoms: gravity falls ⋆ warrior cats ⋆ heartstopper ⋆ brooklyn nine nine ⋆ only murders in the building ⋆ a good girls guide to murder ⋆ wild life smp + more
interests: poetry (check out @emilems-poetry) ⋆ drawing ⋆ digital art ⋆ writing ⋆ reading ⋆ french ⋆ veterinary sciences ⋆ the human body ⋆ psychology ⋆ hebrew, spanish ⋆ chinese ⋆ italian ⋆ music ⋆nature
check this out:
my favorite post on this website, a slight tw for self harm mentions, but aside from that it's extremely moving and well written and might help if you're feeling down :)
PLEASE:
send messages/asks!!! i'm not scary!!! pls interact :D
send me art and poetry!!! it’s so awesome to look at :3
talk to me about heartstopper, poetry, wild life, and noah kahan :)
if i say/do something that upsets you, let me know! i try to do my best to be inclusive and kind but sometimes i mess up so help me out :)
i love my moots more than the world!!! here's a list of some of them:
@hotteststar my first moot and fellow bisexual :)
@rins-batcave my reason /p + younger sib :D
@raeprise mon cœur /p
@sparky4577 my brother (not irl but i wish)
@loozerboykisser man with all the everything
@crowofthestars just really fuckn cool. go follow them!
@thecrazyalchemist my bestie with the coolest name(s) ever
@mrblazeflappybird my cool uncle!!!
@wishiwereheather13 my really cool moot im too nervous to talk to (your banner is so cool btw. just sayin.)
@boldofyoutoassumeicanspell my wise gal i should talk to more
@holiday-spice my favorite seasoning (get it. cause his name is spice. lol.)
@halflingwithaknife i get excited whenever you're in my notifications you're so cool :0
@aflairforthemelodramaticc my father :)
@blaxolt one of the funniest folks i know :3
@catinasink uh. uh youre so cool. wtf im scared of you youre really awesome :0
@theronanlynchshow LITERALLY AWESOME I LOVE SEEIN YA ON MY DASHH AHHH
@the-toaster-rat genuinely one of the nicest ppl ever he’s amazing go follow him >:3
if you'd like to be added to (or removed from) this list lemme know! i have so many mutuals and i love them all beyond words <3
oh also i tag my weekly polls with #ollie’s polls so those are there if you wanna see, and #em says it’ll get better might make you happy
#outing myself as a warrior cats kid#about me#pinned post#ollie’s saves#em’s saves#pinned post archive#em talks abt how short he is#thisll be updated over time
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Barrage Catch Up
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All of my Previous COD men Headcanons for Barrage
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What the Cod men would drive:
2024 Ram 3500

Barrage screams big truck, I mean big truck asshole guy, buying parts for his truck to sound like an obnoxious asshole
So his truck would be a 2024 Ram 3500
He mainly got to big jobs, truck things
Does he tailgate people? Not anymore, you’ve yelled at him to not ride peoples ass on the road
He also bought it for when he goes hunting, he could load up as many deer or turkey he could get
Will it be messy when the kids get in it? Yes, but he cleans it out
★★★★★★★★★★
Name a Woman:
“Love can you do me a favor?”
“Huh?” Barrage was online looking at bows for hunting.
“Can you name me a woman?” He pauses.
“Name you a woman?” He turns and looks at her.
“Yep, any woman.”
“Why?”
“Just because.”
“Okay…Scarlett Johansson.”
“Oh yeah…why?”
“See I knew, I knew this might have been a trap but I did it anyways. I chose her because you told me to name a woman, you didn’t-“
“I’m kidding, no need to get your panties in a twist, Barrage. I’m just saying-“
“Leave me alone.” He pouts.
“No, I’m kidding.”
★★★★★★★★★★
Do I think the COD men would make good fathers
Barrage scream good dad on the outside, inside…I’m not sure
You tell him you’re pregnant and he doesn’t know what to say
Barrage also screams boy dad, he wants a boy and only a boy, but his first is a girl and he loves her, adores her, has the same black hair as him and the eye color of her mom, he is a perfect mixture of both of them
His life is about to do a whole 180 when this baby arrives
When the baby does come, he’s so gentle, gentle as he’s ever been
He named your daughter, named her after his great grandmother Addison, her name is Addie
He comes homes from deployment and doesn’t come in without taking his mask off first, he wouldn’t dream coming in the house and scary his daughter
★★★★★★★★★★
Nicknames I think that will make them fold:
With Barrage I feel like there is no nickname that will make him fold
You try to call him baby or babe once, and he ignored you thinking you were talking to someone else
Now who would you be talking to when it’s just you two in the house
You called him Lt before and he questioned if he liked that or not, nicknames are not his thing, you’ve said his real name before and he felt like he was in trouble then feel horny
★★★★★★★★★★
When Your child comes out to him:
Barrage screams “you are gay, get out” but that is so not true
Your daughter was scared to even say anything, she told Y/n but thought Barrage will never know for any reason, but today was the day
Sitting Barrage down your daughter was a mess already crying and Barrage barely knew how to handle that
Barrage comforts his daughter then she gets the courage
“Daddy.”
“Yes, honey?”
“I…I have something…to tell you…”
“Okay? What is it? I’m a bit nervous.”
“…it’s not bad, I promise.”
“Okay…go on, honey.”
“Daddy…daddy, I like…I like girls.”
“I do to-“
“No, dad, take me seriously real quick.”
“I am honey.”
“No, dad, I’m a lesbian, I like girls, I have a girlfriend and have one for 5 months now.”
“Oh…well…I’m glad you told me honey but…you know I don’t care, I’ll still love you, you’re my daughter for Pete’s sake.”
“I know but it was just so…so…difficult.”
“I know hon…but don’t ever think you can’t come to me for anything.”
★★★★★★★★★★
Their career change after the military
Honestly he’s not leaving the military
His whole life is military
★★★★★★★★★★
My favorite animal
My favorite animal is my aggressive Doberman husband when a jackass cuts him off.
The next clip was of Barrage getting out of the truck slamming the door and marching his way to the truck in front of him and you could see the fury within Barrage’s eyes
The same Doberman husband when his daughter goes on her first date
The next clip was of Barrage basically threatening the dude taking his daughter on a date pointing his pointer and middle finger at his eyes then back at the boy
★★★★★★★★★★
You tell them about the older men you liked:
“Who now!”
“Pedro Pascal.”
“Baby-“
“I know, I know, he’s too old for me, I’ve heard it all before no need to tell me.”
“When did you-“
“Like him…umm~ I’m not sure.”
“HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?!”
“HE’S HOT!”
“I KNOW HE IS!!”
★★★★★★★★★★
Making love casualties:
Making love with Barrage was always so amazing and so much fucking fun
Barrage held Y/n close to his body, kissing her neck and sucking on her neck
He chuckles into the kiss and he starts rolling trying to get Y/n on her back but what he didn’t realize how close he was to the beds edge
One more roll and both of them ended up on the floor
“Ow!”
“Barrage!”
“I didn’t realize how close I was to the edge.” He says rubbing his head and kisses Y/n’s temple as an apology
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod x reader#fandom#fanfic#call of duty#mw2#cod#barrage x you#barrage x y/n#barrage x reader#barrage cod#barrage
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Speedy ultra facts (Revised, with a few more facts):
4 out of the original 6 ultra brothers are actually related to each other.
Taro and Ace are brothers, Seven is their cousin.
Jack is married to one of Mother of Ultra's sisters making him Seven, Taro and Ace's uncle.
Seven has a sister and brother.
Seven was raised by his sister after his mother died.
Seven, Jack and Taro have children.
Seven is Zero's father.
Taro is Taiga's father
And Jack has an unnamed son.
(And I guess Ace counts too? since he's Ultraman Z's godfather.)
Taro and Ace are the sons of Father and Mother of Ultra.
Ace is adopted.
Mother and Father's real names are Ken and Marie.
Ultraman is a university professor.
Leo and Astra are twins and princes.
Zoffy is apparently the grandson of ultraman King.
Zoffy smokes (in the manga he does anyways)
An Ultra-baby appears in it's capsule for a few seconds at the end of Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legends in the crowd of ultras who have been unfrozen.
The baby parents are a red(or silver) father and a blue mother.
Jack is one of the few original ultra brother's who stays in regular contact with his human host.
Ultraman Mebius's favorite food is curry.
Zero has a childhood friend named Voice who is a musician.
Ultra's mouths can open and close considering they also need to eat and drink.
Father of Ultra is terrified of angering his wife.
Taro and Ace used to have a pet dog.
Apparently there are cats and dogs in the Land of Light, though they look very different from their Earth counterparts. (Cos Aliens)[though in the comics the pup looks like a normal dog, but in the show it looks like white puffball wit' spider legs.]
Mother of Ultra has at least two sisters, one of whom married jack and the other is Seven's mother.
80 is adopted (at least in the manga adaption he is.)
80's adoptive father's name is Ultraman Red and he's Father's best friend.
Color timers were surgically grafted onto an ultra's chest in early childhood. (Taro has his as a young child in Ultraman Story and Ultraman boy has one...but then there's Geed whose timer really was grafted onto him after birth...Ah, I'm not going down this rabbit hole.)
{(Okay, I went and reviewed the wiki and some other sources on this the Color timer thing has been sort of retconned, They changed the age for Color timers to teen or adult Ultras who have the choice if they want to have a color timer or not (there are lot civvy ultras who don't have a color timer), and that it's mainly for Ultras whose jobs require them to travel off planet or for Ultras who are active warriors in the IGDF. but for the earlier installments (like the original 60s lore) it was at birth.)}
The reason Ultraseven doesn't have a color timer is cos he wasn't meant to be a fighter. His original mission was to scout out and draw a map of the milky way galaxy.
The creator of Pokemon was inspired by Ultraseven, in fact the reason it's called Pokemon is because the name Capsule monsters was already copyrighted by Tsuburaya.
Most Ultras are born through gestation capsules.(However according some of the novels *they might be outdated and thus not considered canon anymore* There are a few that still make babies and give birth the ol'fashion way.)
Fuma, Gai and Jugglus are from the same planet O-50.
The inhabitants on O-50 Aren't born ultras their original forms, As much as it sucks are human-like in appearance, but they do have super abilities to sort of make up for it. The only true way to become an Ultra on O-50 is by being chosen by the Light ring or The voice of light to become one.
The Light Ring/Voice of light is this big blue halo that floats over the planet O-50 that sometimes gives people super powers... ([there's not a lot info on O-50 other then the few snippets from the R/B novel, Orb saga and Fuma's voice drama, so work with me here])
O-50's trial to become an Ultra requires one or more people who must climb to the very top of the planets highest and deadliest mountain: Crusader's peak. Now, they can do this completely on their own or be summoned personally by the Light ring. (According to Fuma a lot of people fail the trial because they either kill each other or die on the climb up.) Anyway when they reach the peak the Ring will pass judgement if they're worthy or not, if they're found worthy then it grants them the power they need to turn into an ultra....If not then, it'll electro yeet them off the mountain like it did with Jugglus.
Though not inhabitants of O-50 themselves, the original R/B/G siblings crashed landed there and got the power to transform into their ultra and Kaiju forms, from the Light ring while to fighting off a monster they'd accidentally woke up while fighting off a gang that had chased them off their home planet.
According to Fuma, Grigio is considered an idol on O-50.
Now on to U-40 Where the inhabitants are called Ultra-people who are all born human in appearance, they're just ultras but human size.
the ancient inhabitants of U-40 through unknown means created the Ultra mind. (It's a core of light that works similarly to the plasma spark.) which helped them achieve a higher state of spiritual evolution that transformed them into ultras.
Unlike their M-78 counter parts the U-40 ultras can't naturally grow into giants; except for this small group of eight warriors who have achieved the ability to grow giant, though much like the creation of the Ultra mind this isn't fully explained on how or why this can happened. (though in Titas's backstory it hints at that it might be connected to resolve and finding balance within one's self.).
Despite that the few inhabitants of U-40 that can turn giant prefer to stay small or in their human forms rather then their giant forms.
Unlike the land of light U-40 still has it's sun and thus has day and night cycles, though one of it's two moons was destroyed by the Heller Army (the bad guys of The⭐Ultraman anime.).
[.....Though, I think I heard somewhere that the Land o light Ultras use technology that's similar to switchable film windows or something to mimic a night-cycle (Well, indoors they do anyways.) but I could be misremembering.]
Titas is a dark giant.
Titas was born in the dark nebula to two soldiers in the Heller Army but his parents didn't want him to follow in their footsteps, so they sent him as an infant to U-40 where he could grow up safely and choose his own path.
Ultraman X possibly dated an alien space cat monster Mu who looks like a cross between a Beholder from DnD and a cat, she also had memory erasing farts.
X doesn't remember dating Mu...
Ultraman thought humans were too primitive to have develop the ability to fly, He was proven wrong moments later by getting hit in the face by a jet being flown by his host Shin Hayata.
Ultras aren't completely made of energy, they actually have skeletons and organs that are sort similar to a human's but also having a few extras that are very alien.
Ultras stop aging at around 10000 years and 1 ultra year is equivalent to 300 human years.
#Accidentally deleted the other one#It might seem like I'm pulling this stuff out of my butt. I'm not. I used wiki and translated works and watched a lot of ultra voice dramas#the lore is like pinball with constant retcons with each new generation.#ultraman#tokusatsu#ultraseven#ultraman taro#ultraman zero#ultraman zoffy#ultraman geed#ultraman mebius#ultraman orb#jugglus juggler#ultraman boy#mother of ultra#father of ultra#ultraman king#ultraman leo#ultraman astra#ultraman 80#ultraman taiga#ultraman ace#ultraman fuma#ultraman titas
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it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.
fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface�� and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)
harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.
peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.
harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.
(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)
peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)
peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.
harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.
peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.
harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’
they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.
#marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#mcu spiderman#spiderman#autistic spiderman#trans spiderman#biderman#bi peter parker#peter 3#trans peter parker#peter parker#peter x harley#parley#parkner#harley keener#peter parker x harley keener#harley keener x peter parker#nwh#gay#gay spiderman#emme’s bad ideas
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All the exorcists slept with Adam. All. And that's why Lute hated Vaggie. She was Adams's favorite when Lute had been at his side longer. So Charlie was Vaggie's' first girl but not first ever? Like maybe she didn't realize she was even gay before she met Charlie.
Charlie and Vaggie's first time and Vaggie very carefully dances around her "dating experience" beforehand.
~time jump~
Charlie wakes up a few nights after the extermination finally realizing the man Vaggie was talking about was Adam and being really pissed she didn't get to kill Adam herself.
-Crack Rodent
I don't normally write this ship but Hamster asked very politely if she could send me Charlie x Vaggie prompts and just for her, since she's just the best, I agreed.
Trigger warnings: mentions if rape, sexual trauma, explicit sapphic sex.
Vaggie felt like she was floating. As if she were weightless, despite the feeling of the mattress beneath her back.
The sheets were the silkiest thing her skin had ever felt. A sweet scent dominated her senses; a perfume that had come to smell like comfort and nostalgia for a home she had never known. Or couldn’t remember.
And the heat; it enveloped her, caressed her lungs as she breathed it in, tickled her skin as it sent a singular bead of sweat between her breasts. It wasn’t the sweltering, stifling, dominating heat of Hell. No, this was heat from within; a burning truth that Vaggie had tried to ignore and turn away from for far too long. The heat of passion, desire, and maybe . . . hopefully, of love.
Charlie’s hair fanned out on the pillow on either side of Vaggie as she kissed her from lips to jawline to neck, going lower and lower and lower until she caught the taught peak of one breast between her lips and gave it a playful suck.
Vaggie clenched her fingers into Charlie’s blonde tresses, delighting in the sensation of someone touching her there with the right combination of tenderness and pressure, rather than groping rough hands and teeth.
Charlie sat up, with knees on either side of Vaggie’s thighs, in nothing but a t shirt and panties. She was a real angel; Vaggie was sure of it. This kind, gentle, compassionate soul; half-angel and half-human, untouched by original sin, was the purest person Vaggie had ever met. Not only was she too good for Hell; Vaggie knew better than anyone Charlie was even too good for Heaven.
And she was so beautiful. Her unnatural porcelain skin, her adorable little canines, and even – no, especially – her black hooves that decorated the ends of her feet. Vaggie was in love with it all.
In Charlie’s own excitement, her eyes had shifted into a darker, redder color than her natural ones and even though Vaggie knew it was her demonic side coming through, there was nothing evil in those glowing orbs. Charlie was just a normal girl, a woman, looking down at her soon to be lover with adoration and anticipation.
And then Charlie pulled her shirt up and over her head, exposing the entire naked expanse of her torso for Vaggie’s eyes to gaze upon and worship and Vaggie saw stars.
Pinpricks of dancing little lights seemed to halo around Charlie as Vaggie lay beneath her and pale purple hands reached up and tentatively cupped handfuls of white, rounded flesh. She was shocked at the full and heavy feeling of them, and marveled at how perfectly taught they were.
Charlie giggled and took one of Vaggie’s hands from her body and lifted it to her face, pressing a kiss to the palm.
“You’re shaking,” Charlie said sweetly, a mix of concern and amusement.
Vaggie then realized it wasn’t literal stars dancing around Charlie that she could see, but the results of her own hyperventilating making her hallucinate them.
“Are you okay? Do you need to stop?” Charlie asked when Vaggie didn’t respond right away.
“No, no, no, please. Oh God, this is embarrassing,” Vaggie said and brought both her hands to cover her face. “I’m like a twelve year old boy looking at my first pair of tits.”
Charlie laughed again and leaned down, her face hovering inches from Vaggie’s once more.
“You’re just excited. I think it’s really sweet,” she said and kissed her.
It was a slow, lingering kiss, that forced Vaggie to slow her breathing down and relax into Charlie’s body.
They were both down to nothing but thin pieces of underwear and Vaggie could feel so much more of Charlie’s body now. The sheets were nothing compared to the softness of Charlie’s skin and as the taller woman began to move above her, rubbing their bodies against each other, Vaggie was suddenly aware of just how wet her own pair of underwear had become.
Charlie moved until she had one of her more slender thighs pressed between Vaggie’s fuller ones and rolled her hips, moving herself against Vaggie right at her aching core and despite her shyness, Vaggie felt her body responding of its own accord. She lifted her hips and rocked them into the touch and it was Charlie that groaned first, in response to Vaggie’s eagerness and the dampness she could feel now between them.
A hand slid down Vaggie’s body, slow and appreciating every swell and valley of her curves, until it stopped just between her navel and the top band of her underwear.
“Can I touch you?” Charlie asked and wordlessly, Vaggie nodded.
At first Charlie touched her over the fabric, applying light pressure and gentle strokes over the dampest spot. After a minute, Vaggie had begun moving her hips in earnest to the touch, making lewd little whining sounds she had never heard herself make, and Charlie grew bolder and in one swift motion, slipped her hand inside the underwear and the skin to skin contact there was pure, unadulterated heaven.
Vaggie leaned her head back into the pillow and closed her eyes as Charlie worked her magic; slipping between her folds, dancing from her center to the sensitive apex, stroking the swollen and aching pathway between each destination. Vaggie was a musical instrument and Charlie its master; her fingers knowing just the right combination of chords to make Vaggie sing for her.
And then she slipped her fingers inside.
It wasn’t as tight of a fit as what Vaggie had experience with. The deep, forceful pressure wasn’t there. In fact, Charlie curled her fingers up in a surprising way, staying relatively shallow rather than trying to completely fill her up, and stroked and pulled on an inner part of Vaggie that had only ever been abused before.
For the first few seconds, it did feel lovely.
But the nervous system remembers what the rest of the brain tries so very hard to forget and that phantom ache came from deep within her. Vaggie tried to focus on the fact that this was her girlfriend, this was Charlie, and she loved her and wanted this but her mind kept flashing back to the before.
To heaven, where everything was white and gold.
To gazing up at the ceiling and the four poster bed painted in gold and covered in transparent white sheets.
To robes, white and gold, hiked up around his hips, exposing himself to her, pressed against her. Inside her.
She should have considered herself lucky.
White, the color of purity.
She was his favorite. His best girl.
Gold, the color of victory.
He wanted her the most. Always told her how well she took him.
White, the color of feeling cold and naked.
Some of the other women were even jealous of her, asked her what she did that made her so good in bed.
Gold, the color of the eyes in his mask as they narrowed whenever he came inside her.
She always told them the same thing.
She did nothing.
She just laid there and let him do whatever he wanted.
____
"Vaggie? Vaggie? Please, I’m sorry.”
Vaggie could hear Charlie’s voice coming from the other side of the bathroom door but wasn’t ready to respond.
Not when she felt more vomit rising in her throat; not when the tears hadn’t stopped flowing yet.
“Vaggie, I’m so sorry. Please just tell me whatever it is I did wrong and I won’t do it again. We don’t have to do anything else tonight. We don’t have to do anything else until you’re ready. Even if . . . even if you’re never ready. Please. Just talk to me. Just let me in. I didn’t mean to hurt you-“
Charlie’s voice cracked and even through the closed door, Vaggie could hear her stifling her own sobs. It just made Vaggie feel worse.
She had ruined everything.
She was ruined.
Used up, damaged goods. And if Charlie found out the truth, how could she ever want to touch her like that again? But Charlie deserved to know; to understand this wasn’t her fault, but Vaggie’s.
Vaggie should have told her sooner. Before she had let Charlie bring her into her bed.
Before she had made Charlie cry.
Standing on shaking legs, Vaggie looked at the door. It wasn’t locked but that was another thing that was so great about Charlie; she respected boundaries and really, genuinely cared. Vaggie knew that door would stay closed indefinitely as long as it was her wish for it to remain so.
So she took several unsteady steps towards it and opened it.
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“I don’t remember being alive. That part was true. But I do remember things from before the night you found me. I just wasn’t ready for you to know the truth.”
Vaggie was sitting up on the edge of the bed, her own shirt and skirt back in place and a tissue box placed in her lap that Charlie had given to her.
Charlie had just thrown on a bathrobe before bringing her the tissues, and a trash can in case Vaggie got sick again, and was seated next to her, a careful hand resting on her shoulder.
“I still . . . I’m still not ready for you to know everything. I’m sorry Charlie, I just can’t. It’ll make it worse for me.”
“Okay,” Charlie said quietly, nodding in understanding.
“I don’t know if it’s because I don’t remember what I did or who I was when I was alive but when I died, I was assigned. I guess that’s the best way to put it. Given to sounds wrong but I don’t know, maybe it‘s not. I didn’t have a choice either way. Or, if I did, I wasn’t made aware that I had a choice. The people who were in charge of me, they made it all seem so normal. No, that’s not right either. They made it seem like an honor. Like I was blessed to be given the position I was in. And the other women acted like it to. God, we were so brainwashed. So willing to believe all the lies he fed us.”
“He? Who’s ‘he’?” Charlie asked.
“I . . . can’t tell you.”
“Do I know him?”
“Charlie- ”
“Sorry. I’m sorry. It’s just . . . I could do something about this. Maybe. You know, if I knew who he was I could tell my dad and- ”
“No.”
Charlie sighed and rubbed Vaggie’s shoulder.
“Okay,” she repeated and let Vaggie continue.
“There were over a hundred other women. Maybe even two hundred. I’m not sure, I never found out. Never learned all their names or their stories. I thought I had made some friends amongst them but when I tried to go against one simple order . . . well, that was the night you found me. But the worst part was what we did outside of our . . . work. The guy who was in charge of all of us, the one we were assigned to, he slept with us. All of us. He made us believe it was some kind of sacred duty for us to perform, our rightful role as women, but that’s not what it was.”
Charlie’s hand had gone very still on Vaggie’s shoulder.
“It was rape,” Charlie said quietly and Vaggie didn’t answer. “Vaggie . . . I- ”
“Not all the women saw it that way. Hell, I didn’t even see it that was at first. But then I started to. And then I started to question . . . everything.”
Vaggie fell apart then and Charlie held her as she sobbed, crying alongside her. Vaggie lay there in her arms, letting Charlie stroke her hair and kiss the crown of her head, until finally the sobs choked out and the tears dried up, and Vaggie fell asleep.
When she woke in the morning, she was shocked to find herself still in Charlie’s arms and still in her bed.
Charlie hadn’t left her, hadn’t wanted to stop touching her, even after she had learned the truth.
Vaggie lay there, watching her girlfriend sleep, and brushed a bit of bedhead messy blond hair out of her face. For the princess of Hell, Charlie was not a graceful sleeper. Her mouth was open, she was lightly drooling on her pillow, and she was snoring tiny little adorable snores that occasionally ended in a tiny whistle.
And still, she had one arm stretched out and wrapped around Vaggie.
“I love you,” Vaggie whispered and knew she never wanted to sleep in another bed ever again.
____
A couple of nights went by and while they had shared a bed, they hadn’t done anything past cuddling and kissing. But Vaggie really felt like she was ready for more, she was just waiting for the shoe to drop and Charlie to lose her patience with her or find her disgusting. When it became apparent that wasn’t going to happen; if anything Charlie was more doting and kinder to her than ever before, Vaggie decided to verbalize her desire to try again.
“Maybe if I touch you first, it’ll be different enough. I mean, you are different. Very different. I mean, just the fact that it feels good when you touch me is different, I just think I need- ”
“I totally get it,” Charlie interrupted, though with a kind smile.
That was how Vaggie found herself on top the second time they tried and found herself enjoying it far more than she could have ever imagined.
She mirrored what Charlie had done to her the night before; her mouth tasting every bit of flesh on Charlie’s upper half she could find, savoring the flavor and texture of her skin against her tongue and the way her natural scent filled her up. Charlie smelled like flowers after a rain shower and Vaggie breathed her in deeply, licking at her sternum and grinning like a mad woman when Charlie shuddered beneath her.
But when she grew brave enough to touch between her legs, Vaggie did things a little differently than Charlie had.
Vaggie pulled her underwear off her, dragging the fabric down her legs slowly, eyes drinking in the sight of Charlie’s already wet body glistening for her beneath the little patch of neatly groomed curls.
Then she crawled back up Charlie, kissing her softly on the lips at the same moment her fingers found her mound. They moaned together at that initial contact, the hot slick perfection of Charlie against Vaggie’s fingers turning her on more than anything that had happened that night before.
She worked Charlie’s clit with tight circles that made the princess buck her hips up into her hand and get two tight fistfuls of Vaggie’s hair. And when she dipped lower, curling two fingers inside her and using her palm to rub against that now swollen bundle of nerves, cupping her sex and working her inside and out, Charlie threw back her head and cried out in pleasure.
It was by far the sexiest thing Vaggie had ever seen.
“Are you sure you’ve never done this before?” Charlie said in between her pants and her moans.
Her eyes had become engulfed in those demonic burning red orbs and even her horns were beginning to sprout out from her hairline and Vaggie pumped her hand faster and faster.
“If I have, I don’t remember. But that’s okay . . .” Vaggie said and leaned down to bite the edge of Charlie’s ear lobe before she whispered, “I’m glad you’re my first.”
“Oh . . . fuck,” Charlie whimpered and then Vaggie watched in fascination as her whole body arched forward, her hips spasming in an irregular pattern up into Vaggie’s touch.
Vaggie had been forced to watch Adam with the other women from time to time and always wondered how many of them faked it for him but there was no denying the reality of Charlie’s orgasm; not with the feral way her spongy walls became suddenly, powerfully tight and fluttered around her fingers and the red blush crept all the way down from her cheeks to the top swell of her chest. No woman had ever looked like that when in bed with Adam and Vaggie felt a positively sinful amount of pride at that thought.
But her rush of confidence went away a few moments later, after Charlie had caught her breath, and they had switched positions.
“I want to try something different tonight,” Charlie said from above her. “Can I go down on you?”
“I guess . . . if you want. You don’t have to, I mean, no one has before, so I don’t know.”
“That’s why I want to try it. Because no one has before,” Charlie said sincerely, but then her eyes lit up with wicked delight. “And also because I really, really want to taste you.”
Vaggie felt her face heat up and knew her usually lavender complexion had to have turned crimson at Charlie’s words but she tried to let her body relax as Charlie removed her underwear and slid herself low between her legs.
At first she felt a bit cold, her upper body exposed to the air of the room without Charlie above her, and even her legs were being mostly untouched. But then Charlie��s tongue ran up her slit in one long fluid motion, with absolutely no hesitation and Vaggie hissed and clutched at the sheets beneath her.
Charlie’s warm and wet tongue lapped at Vaggie’s molten and weeping core, circling it but never pushing farther into her depths. And when she brought her whole mouth to her, sucking her lips around her clit and still stroking that sensitive line of flesh between her folds, Vaggie nearly screamed out at the foreign sensation that was overwhelming her.
Every reservation and fear melted from her then and Vaggie lifted her hips and spread her legs wide, rocking her soaking wet and throbbing sex against Charlie’s face as she gripped hold of those horns and rode her for all she was worth.
They were both moaning, both burning up with desire, and Charlie dug her fingers into Vaggie’s inner thighs, spreading her open even more and leaving little marks against her lover’s flesh there.
Vaggie screamed Charlie’s name when she came, helpless to the way her body folded her nearly in half and Charlie’s tongue worked her through each wave of pleasure, her strokes becoming slower and a lighter until even the most featherlight touches had Vaggie twitching and they were both sure her orgasm was over.
Charlie sat up and at first Vaggie was mortified to see her mouth and entire chin was soaked with the juices of her arousal but then Charlie wiped it away with her hand without a thought and lay back down with Vaggie, giving her a sensual kiss. Vaggie could smell and even taste a bit of herself on Charlie’s lips and was surprised to find it didn’t bother her, as long as it didn’t seem it bothered Charlie.
“You taste amazing,” Charlie said, as if announcing a new and marvelous discovery. “Sweet and tart. Like raspberries and cream.”
“Oh . . . um . . . thank you,” Vaggie said awkwardly and then they both burst into laughter, wrapping up in each other’s arms and giggling until the wave of euphoria had crested and ebbed away.
“Can I do that to you now?” Vaggie asked after their laughter had subsided.
“Fuck yes you can!” Charlie said, and Vaggie smiled. It was never like Charlie to hide her enthusiasm and excitement, so she shouldn’t have been surprised when she turned out to be exactly the same loud, exuberant woman in the bedroom.
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Years later, at the new Hazbin Hotel
Charlie bolted awake from her nightmare, panting and near tears, taking a moment to gather her wits and realize she was safe and sound in the new hotel.
She looked to her side and sighed a grateful, relieved sigh when she saw Vaggie sleeping soundly next to her, undisturbed by Charlie’s sudden motion.
The night of the battle still haunted her and Charlie knew it would a while longer. She sat forward, wrapping her arms around her knees, thinking of all that had gone wrong.
Dazzle and Sir Pentious, gone forever.
Even the few fallen from Cannibal Town had Charlie’s heart tied into knots whenever she thought of their sacrifice.
Even Alastor, who was clearly suffering his own damages, though she knew he would never talk to her about it.
There were small victories. Cherri and her father joining them permanently at the new hotel were among her favorites.
And there was the kind of lightness in Vaggie these days that Charlie taken immediate notice of. Like a literal weight had been lifted from her girlfriend’s shoulders. She laughed easier, was less jumpy, less quick to defensiveness and anger.
Charlie had thought the battle would leave Vaggie emotionally scarred and more distant than ever when the opposite had happened.
In fact, she had rarely seen Vaggie without a smile on her face since Niffty had stabbed Adam.
Adam.
Suddenly the truth slammed into her and Charlie had to cover her mouth with her hands to stifle the horrified sob that threatened to erupt from her.
Vaggie’s voice from the first time they had tried to have sex rang in her ears as her memories of that night came back to her.
Like I was blessed to be given the position I was in.
He made us believe it was some kind of sacred duty for us to perform, our rightful role as women.
Vaggie had even confided in her months later that he always liked it best when the women just laid there and did nothing, missionary style.
All the signs had been right there, right in front of her.
She had even read about the very same thing, that horrid detail, when she found the writings the humans had made about “Lillith and Adam” in the Garden of Eden. How Lillith wouldn’t “submit” in the natural womanly way and wanted to be on top. How they had made Eve so that she would lie on her back for Adam and allow him to be the man he knew himself to be.
It filled her with rage. For her mom. For Vaggie. For every woman who had been plucked from the Earth and placed in Adam’s path by Heaven itself.
How could Heaven allow such behavior? Not just tolerate it but raise up the man who acted that way on a pedestal of fame and glory.
She hated them.
For the first time in 200 hundred years, Charlie hated.
She shouldn’t have told her dad to stop hitting Adam. She should have choked him out herself. Should have drove an angelic spear through his ugly, spiteful face and watched the light leave his eyes herself.
Charlie felt herself shaking, digging her nails into her palms and biting her lip until both were bleeding.
She’d seen far worse behavior in Hell, sure, but that was to be expected here and she still didn’t allow it in her presence. The pure evil hypocrisy of Heaven finally came into full light for Charlie and that night, she let all pretenses of ever trying to work with Heaven go.
They’d had their chance to right their wrongs.
She’d shown them over and over again that they weren’t so different, and they had laughed in her face and tried to murder her and everyone she loved just because she cared enough to be better when they refused to be.
Well, if they wanted a war against Hell, then that was what she would fucking give them.

#hazbin hotel#chaggie#charlie x vaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin charlie#hazbin vaggie
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so...i just watched wicked! here's my review, with the goods and the bads. these are more or less in order. major spoilers for wicked below!!
disclaimer: i watched and am talking about this movie as a person who has not watched the plays or any content related to wicked before, and just knows the story of the wizard of oz. i didn't even know the wicked witch of the west's name was elphaba before this movie came out (it's never generally mentioned okay 😭) so that is how clueless i am. however, im kinda glad about that, because otherwise much of the plot might have been somewhat anticlimatic.
additionally, i am a naturally cynical person and even if i love something, i feel the need to point out all its flaws, so bear with me!
below the cut! bullet points because i felt like it
wicked was an overall amazing movie and experience, ariana and cynthia were outstanding, and i absolutely cannot wait for the second movie!
the introduction with the munchkins celebrating elphaba's death had me expecting her to die throughout the whole movie, i was almost certain there would be tears. BUT IM SOO GLAD SHE DIDNT!
elphaba being the child of a secret alcoholic affair was NOT expected, nor did i expect that to be shown. (plus it escalated so fast) random, but i had to say it 😭 and im sorta glad her moms not alive anymore
at first, i expected nessarose to be that one person in elphaba's childhood, i was actually really surprised when she wasn't. still, an interesting character who needs more recognition!
the fact that the movie was directed by an asian director has me so happy, because i also saw a lot of representation in the background cast! different skin colors, body types, hair colors (GINGER REPRESENTATION LMFAO), we got them all! and i was SUPER happy about that!
one of my new favorite quotes is 'well, bock, i believe strangers...are just people i've never met *hair flip walks off*'. like GALINDA HELP 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽 whyd i actually expect that to be some sort of inspirational quote loll
is there a reason why all the male extras were so zesty? like i swear, ALL OF THEM WERE GAY FOR FIYERO (and fiyero was flirting back). ESPECIALLY THAT ONE ASIAN DUDE WHO BECAME FRIENDS WITH GALINDA IN THE BEGINNING, his lines had me rolling lmfao
not the popular boy x popular girl until popular boy actually falls for the nerd girl trope...whyyy...also fiyero lowkey gave flynn rider vibes with that entrance (but i havent watched tangled either cuz i dont have a life or a disney account sooo)
madame morrible using elphaba, and the wizard being powerless? that was not expected ( though my dad anticipated madame morrible being 'evil' from the beginning, hes smarter than me )
someone would say 'save the turtles!' to elphaba and she'd be like oF cOuRsE and be so confused why everyones laughing 😭
"we're...friends. best friends" babes your lesbian i need them to both ditch fiyero and get together
defying gravity is HANDS DOWN my favorite song. NO ONE can convince me otherwise. its the most dramatic song, its at the very climax, and ITS MEEEE will always be playing in my head
SO IF YOU CARE TO FINDDDD MEEE LOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKIEEEES
fuck glinda and elphaba themes (unless someone wants to match freaks with me) A SHIZ THEMED 300 FOLLOWER EVENT (thats never happening forget i said that)
i need to see how glinda became the good witch and see elphaba saving the turtles animals cant wait for the next movieeee
anyway, thats it gbye! (ill probably edit this if i remember more stuff)
ps. i am extremely sorry to the people sitting near me in the theater who probably had to hear me sing a few times :P
#hasini yaps ♡#wicked#galinda upland#wicked glinda#elphaba thropp#wicked elphaba#wicked 2024#fiyero tigelaar#wicked fiyero
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Erm... Trans Masc reader x R!Mikey fluff? Pls?
TM!Reader x R!Donnie fluff?
TM!Reader x R!Leo fluff?
TM!Reader x R!Raph fluff?
Any fluff pls
Im feeling low-key melancholy (u know why) and I need comfort
Or if your cool with it, gut wrenching angst that will make me hurt to the very core of my being and make me cry like a baby?
-xoxo Nardo
notes: yes. just yes. okay, i apologize in advance if these are not what you wanted/posted too late... but i hope you enjoy pookie!! i'm gonna write them as hcs so you get all in one AND it's not built like a script!
Hehe just in time for Pride Month! :3
HAPPY PRIDE!
Masterlist
Warnings: male reader, male pronouns used, cussing?, fluff!!
RotTMNT x TransMasc! Reader
~Raph-a-Doodle~
Okay, we all know cuzzo's like the biggest sweetheart-
He's going to love you unconditionally for two reasons
One, in his mind, nothing can be worse than his whole.. situation.
Two, you're literally the most majestic, the most gracious person and lover to ever walk the earth! In his eyes strictly- not mine /J /NS I JS WANTED TO BE FUNNY
Raph's gonna support you no matter what decisions you make in life and he's going to follow your every move :3 -seriously he cannot live without you-
Is on top of your pronouns and will threaten anyone who tries to a fuckass skank
TAKING YOU TO PRIDE PARADES
He'd get you like the Transgender flag but like the big one so you can wear it like a cape! -He says you're his hero and heroes have capes :3
Also gets you tinier flags and pins so you can wave 'em n wear 'em -hehe see what i did with the alliteration?
You can sit on his shoulders 'cuz you know he's tall and stuff
Best experience ever bro
He is also adorned in the Pride Attire™
OMG yk like the lil corks they put on sharp things?
You put some of those on him but like it's pride (cuz you know- you gay an stuff /ref) and now it's a festive safety feature!
Proudly displays you to the world an' I wanna make that so clear
"This is my s/o! Ain't he just the handsomest?"
Yeah he's cute
Helps you with anything you need
If you choose to bind he'll help make sure it's on safely and shit
Raph always makes sure you're comfortable and happy
If you're happy he's happy!
Raph loves you and he'll treat you the same (just with these added perks) no matter what- as long as you're happy my boy is thriving
~Neon-Leon~
Now this one-
This one...
Motherfucker's gay as shit we already know-
Yeah no fucking surprise there when this one came outta the closet
He's probably TransMasc too :3
"It's cause I'm gay isn't it?"
Yes tf-
Okay but like he's good to you and that's all that matters
Again, he doesn't treat you all that different besides the added perks >v<
He's such a simp for you don't let his annoying attitude fool you
Bro's gay and homophobic for you /ref amor would understand
Helps you with whatever you need, seriously
Call him and he's a portal away
Big help with transitioning
His room's got a big ass section dedicated to pride
Flags, pins, posters, uhm- what's with the sock and why is it hard as a rock?
"DON'T TOUCH THAT-"
"EW YOU FUCKING WANKER WHY DID YOU LEAVE THAT THERE?!"
aw what the shit man.
Don't speak of that with him he'll get pissy and you don't wanna deal with Pissy Leo™
PRIDE PARADE!
Y'all have the most Gender Fits™ istg
ADORNED IN FESTIVE CLOTHING FOR THE FESTIVE EVENT!!
Both of you guys are wearing the flag-cape thingy I'm not sure what to call
You went with the Transgender Theme and he went with the Gay Theme
Says it suits his color n he's not lying
Another one to proudly displays you
"MAKE WAY FOR MY MOST HANDSOMEST BOYFRIEND PEASANTS!!"
"Nobody's in the way Leo." April would roll her eyes alongside the rest of his brothers
You'd either match Leo's energy or tell him to stfu-
Back to the pride parade-
Nobody actually gives a fuck he's green
"I know a place," Ahh boyfriend
You guys have a blast marching around and the Gender Fits™ are your new favorite outfits
He loves you so much and he will show it through his one liners/pickups lines
It's really bad-
"Are you testosterone because you're testing my heart strings!"
*Receives the window treatment*
Gayest couple in New York but you guys OWN IT
~Othello Von Ryan~
Bro is literally indifferent
It's not that Donnie doesn't care- no he cares tenfolds and it shows
But he also doesn't care
Like he doesn't make as big of a commotion about it verbally
He does show you off literally everywhere tho-
"Ah yes, my superbly handsome s/o, [Name]!"
And he does have a pride section in his lab :3
He's just Autistic ∞
Is on top of allat medical shit for you
And also will help you with literally anything you need
"Donnie, it's Pride Month, you know what that means!" "Huh? Do you want me to like- make gay tech? What?" /reffff
Yes tf
And he does just that
He ended up making you a Lil' Reminder Guy
It reminds you to like- do stuff
Ion wtv tf you want
Just tell it when it needs to tell you to Do Stuff™ and it will
Take meds, walk the dog, eat, drink water, SLEEP
And it's gay LMFAO
Also probably created a pride flag printer :0
He's literally the best omgie
He's smart and hot?
insert ring on finger plz -><-
Except you giggle cause 👉👌
PRIDE PARADE!
Donnie picks out your Gender Fit™ because he needs "his handsome significant other looking his best!"
Any of them masturbators wanna be dickheads? There's now a virus taking over their whole ass phone and it spread to their computer
He swears it wasn't him and it happened to be convenient timing
You let it go 'cause what the fuck they had it coming
Man the love is seen and is On The Brain™
Donnie does literally anything for you and will do it with Pride~
~Magic Mike~
Mans is all for it but in uppercase letters
Mikey's second favorite thing about Pride is defo the colors
The first being people being able to be themselves and all the happy faces :3
It's pretty much his scene
You give him literally the biggest excuse to be A r t i s t i c
Drawing on you 24/7 hkhuyhgygti-
Displaying you like his biggest achievement
In his eyes, you are again, his eyes, not mine /J AGAIN SORRY IM NOT FUNNY-
"Look at my adorable s/o, [Name]! Isn't he sososos adorable?"
The threatening stare he gives after makes anyone shit their pants and they will not DARE to disagree
Mikey will do literally anything for you and is another one to do it with Pride~
PRIDE PARADE!
He won't fully leave you to pick out the fit but he is definitely pitching in A LOT
"You would look so amazing and handsome if you put it with this!!"
Places the cape on you so dramatically you laugh every time
Paints your face for the occasion
Cannot convince me he doesn't make a face while doing it LMFAO
Dating Mikey means you've got yourself a guard dog
Should anyone imply that you're anything besides amazing?
He's sending their fuckass twinkass self beyond where they came from-
Heavily assisting in your transition
Whatever you need is there as fast as he can possibly cause it "cause it"?
Mikey makes fun in all the annoying and uncomfy stuff you'd have to get through and you're so grateful you have him there to help
Also has a pride section in his room
It's so bright and colorful between all the flags and posters and pins
He collects those pins like they're sports cards
You literally give him an excuse to be so A r t i s t i c
His muse istg-
"My handsome angel face!! Look what I made! I seen something that made me think of you, and then it gave me an idea to paint this!!"
Your heart fucking melted oml
He's so precious bro
Holds you extra tight because he loves you so much
He'd do anything and everything for you
No matter what you do or say he'll always stick with you <3
don't click see more to see the tags. i had a lil too much time on my hands-
#fizzytried#fizzywassummoned#fizzyshatitout#fizzy writes#sending love ❤️#i love my mutuals#fuck-nuggets!#pride#transgender#happy pride 🌈#trans masc#transmasculine#ftm#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#rise of teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#rottmnt x reader#rise leo#rise donnie#rise raph#rise mikey#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#rise leo x reader
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Lorien Legacies Characters as Things My Family and I Have Said (part five)
Nine: God the smell in here is making me want to die John: Then go outside Five: Then die --- Maggie, writing a book: Can your breathing get cut off if there's a heavy weight on your chest? Adam: Yeah Maggie: Cool Adam: That's how they killed people in the old days, by stacking a bunch of rocks on their chest and suffocating them Maggie: Okay a 'Yes' would've been fine --- John: Finish your food Nine: I'm going to go home and take the fattest shit you've ever seen do not make me eat more --- Eight: I'm psychic, I can see into people's futures. I see in your near future that you're going to get sick Eight: *coughs in Nine's face* --- Adam: Did you eat? Maggie: Yeah. A strawberry Adam: That's it? Maggie: Two strawberries --- Six and John: *talking about spirit animals* Six: You'd be a swan John: Because I'm so graceful? Six: No cause you're white --- Sam: I was actually really good at orchestra in school, I was first chair on the cello Six: *puts her hand to her chest and gasps* Oh my god! Sam: What? Six, sarcastically: What a cool story! --- Six and Marina: *having a normal adult conversation* Eight: My black olive just rolled across my laptop --- Nine: Dirty mother... John: *giving him a dirty look with Ella next to him* Nine:...Of...Jesus --- One: Hey what're you gonna be for Halloween? Adam: I dunno yet what about you? One: I was thinking of being a witch Adam: Oh that's cool One: Yeah maybe you can be my broomstick so I can ride you all night Adam: WHAT- One: What, is that bad? Would you rather I be a pirate and you be a sword so I can stick you in me? Adam: *screaming* --- Ella: *touches a gross blanket* Ew Marina: What? Ella: It's giving me the ick Marina: The what? Ella: I'm acoustic --- Six: Bitch, I do NOT lift to be called a lipstick lesbian --- Five: *staring at a candle* Eight: What are you doing? Five: Trying to light myself on fire with my mind --- Nine, in public loud as hell: Yeah I'd fuck young Elvis Strangers passing by: *giving him grossed-out looks* Nine: What? You would too Nine, muttering: Prudes --- Sam: Look at my skeleton animal collection. I can a bat, I got a rat, and I got a cat Hannu, sadly: But no hats --- John: *celebrating his birthday and opening gifts* Five, silently crying: *places a couple wadded-up singles in front of John* That's all I got --- Six: You know it would've been easier if you just took the highway Marina: But...the trees... --- Adam: I'm gay John after taking Adam to a Fall Out Boy concert and watching him sit on the floor with three empty couches: Cool --- One and Six: *Talking about the ped@ at their job* Six: He's the reason there's an 18+ age limit --- Five: Despite popular belief, I will be going to Heaven because Satan will be jealous someone has a fatter ass than him --- Sam teaching the Lorics to make cereal: Okay first gather your things Lorics: :) Sam: Then, you put in your milk Daniela: Huh? Lorics: :) Sam: Next, you add your cereal Daniela: Hell no Lorics: :) Sam: Then drizzle in your honey Daniela: Bro WHAT Lorics: :) Sam: And finally, put it in the microwave Daniela: WHAT THE FUCK Lorics: :) Sam: And then you have cereal Lorics: Yay Daniela: I'm going to kill you --- Marina: So what is credit score? Sam: *ten minute explanation of credit score, payments, debt, and loans with examples* Marina:... Sarah: The loophole so the bank can't lend poor people money to stop being poor Marina: Ohhhh --- Nine: Damn, dude, I really don't know anything about you. I only know like your favorite color and animal, the music you listen to, your favorite movies, how you dress, your favorite coffee flavor, your personality, your deepest fear, your address, your entire backstory, all the people you like and hate, and your habit of needing to use a straw with every single drink or it doesn't 'taste right' John:... --- Eight: Damn I'm thirsty Adam: Then go drink water Eight: I can't, I'm fasting Adam:...Well I think you're supposed to drink water if you're running around all the time Eight:...
#lorien legacies#i am number four#garde#mogadorians#number one#number two#maggie hoyle#number three#hannu#number four#john smith#number five#number six#number seven#marina#number eight#number nine#stanley worthington#number ten#ella#adam sutekh#adamus sutekh#sarah hart#sam goode#im back#this series will never die#i had to split it in half cause i went over the text limit#lexa
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Welcome to Tumblr, how did you end up emotionally caged (assumed positively) with the CEO of STEM?
OH BOY I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED
well you see, i am what the typical would call a neurodivergent, or more specifically "on the autism side" a.k.a haha autism go brr and special interest go wow "but kai! how could you be interested on a character that thanks to your Windows XP memory, you have to constantly rewatch to even think about him? plus, he's not even one of the main characters in the series! and he's british-!"
SHSHSHHHHH.
HE'S. FLIPPING. CUTE. SO CUTE. LOOK AT HIM I WOULD HAVE CONSTANT TEA PARTIES JUST TO HEAR HIM TALK ABOUT HIS FAVORITE FLAVORS AND WHEN HE ASKS ME ABOUT MINE I'LL JUST AGREE WITH EACH ONE HE LIKES BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT TEA BUT HE DOES SO I AUTOMATICALLY DO
I WOULD ATTEND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS CLASSES BECAUSE I HAVE NOT ONLY SPEECH PROBLEMS BUT IN LOVE WITH SCHOOL SCENARIOS BECAUSE THEY CAN BE SO ARTISTIC IN FORMS OF SCENERY, WRITING AND ANYTHING ELSE AND HE'S THERE SO WHY WOULDN'T I ATTEND I IMMEDIATELY GO BANANAS AT JUST THE COLOR LIME GREEN THANKS TO HIM
YOUR HONOR. I'M GAY FOR HIM, OKAY
big inhale he's also like really cool and i would ramble about him more but i just puller an all nighter and my brain is doing the zoomies right now so i'll probably make a stimboard later and call it at that, m'kay? thanks for the ask <3

#did not hide the selfshipper and autism allegations at ALL.#i told myself#“oh i would only say im a selfshipper at the right time”#*naven appears*#“OOGA BOOGA BARK BARK AWOOGA HEART EYES EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECTS YIPPIEE”#(i need sleep)#(and him)#(him would be appreciated)#midnight rambles#rambles#|#epithet erased prison of plastic#epithet erased#naven nuknuk#prison of plastic#self ship#self shipping#(mind as well put the tags there :3)
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Queer manga I'd like to see adapted
So there's definitely a lack of queer anime out there, so I wanted to talk about three that I think would make good anime. (Note: I realized all these are mainly centered around mlm relationships, so... take that as you will!)
Blue Flag

Blue Flag is one of my favorite romance manga that hasn't been adapted into an anime, and I think it seriously deserves one. It's honestly a love triangle, but one of the only series I've seen that actually does a triangle instead of an angle and does it well. It follows Taichi, a high school third year who is growing apart from his childhood best friend, Touma. Things sort of change when Futaba approaches Taichi due to her crush on Touma. The two become closer, and unbeknownst to them, Touma is gay and in love with Taichi. And as a bonus, Futaba's (female) best friend Masumi is in love with her, too!
Blue Flag is ultimately about navigating those confusing feelings of love in that weird transition between childhood and adulthood. While it's not a complicated premise, it's a beautiful, full tale of romance and friendship that would make an incredible anime if adapted fully. This is one I truly hope will get an adaptation someday.
Go For It, Nakamura!

I know this is kind of a weird one to think would fare well as an anime, but with the success of Komi Can't Communicate and anime with similar structure, I think this one would do well! Go For It, Nakamura! follows Nakamura, a shy high school boy who is completely in love with his classmate, Hirose. It's an episodic comedy with many elements that parody BL, all while celebrating other elements of it.
Nakamura is such a lighthearted read, and if it were a bit longer (another volume, maybe?) it would make a great episodic comedy anime. I honestly think it may even open up the BL genre to people who would've never considered it before. (Such as my brother. He would like this one!)
I Hear the Sunspot

Okay, I know this one got a live-action movie adaptation, but when I read it I just kept thinking of how pretty it could be animated. It follows Taichi (I know), a cheerful college student, and Kohei, who struggles with hearing loss. Taichi is able to break through Kohei's shell, and the two of them start this more than friends less than lovers relationship.
Besides the fact that it's a great manga and it's always nice to have more disability representation in anime, I think it would just look so pretty as an anime. I kept imagining a softer color palate with lighter animation, similar to something like Sweet Blue Flowers. I just think it would be so pretty.
Bonus: They should adapt Harukaze no Etranger (continuation of Umibe no Etranger), especially since the best character doesn't get introduced in what was in the movie, and I want to see him.
So that's all I had on the top of my head. Please give any titles that come to mind that would make great anime! (I will use these as recommendations...)
#lgbtq anime#lgbt anime#ao no flag#blue flag#go for it nakamura#ganbare! nakamura kun!!#i hear the sunspot#hidamari ga kikoeru#lgbt manga
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Last Twilight Ep 6 Stray Thoughts
Last week Day met August again for the first time, and it was clear that the attraction between them is mutual. Mhok encouraged the two to hang out, and had a practice date with Day to get him ready. However, August let all of us down. Day waited an hour before Mhok came back in to take Day around. Still, they waited until late for August to arrive as Day recounts that he did like August. August then bailed again, telling Mhok not to let Day know he was there. I’m also worried about how much Day compromises himself for August’s benefit.
I like the way Mhok gave the glass of water to hungover Day.
Does Day not remember much of the night? Either way, I’m glad Mhok avoided fibbing.
Okay. I liked Mhok’s glare here. August needs to know that Mhok is not going to be passive about Day.
I will accept August’s excuse for now, but he’s on very thin ice.
I’m invested in Aon’s new relationship with his girlfriend way more than I expected. He looks so happy about it.
Yes, Porjai! Ask after Night! Take your shot!
I like fixing the shoes, but no socks? Runners, please check in with me here.
I feel like there’s a lot double meaning in the dialogue this episode.
One of my favorite framing techniques in BL is when two people are facing each other and a third person is framed between them. They keep doing that with Mhok between Day and August.
I like the reminder that Mhok is maybe a little bit older than these college kids. Also glad Porjai is calling him out on his obvious crush on Day.
Oh, he used his eye drops to look at August.
They’re holding hands while they run now? Well, well, well.
There’s a race next month? How will August let us down, and will Mhok rise to the occasion and be his racing partner?
Okay, I really like the mom celebrating Day’s birthday a little bit early because she’ll be busy, and Day appreciating that she still prioritized him.
Will someone tell Mhok (and us) what this drama between the brothers is about??
Sea is very attractive.
“How do I look?” – “You look ready.”
They are definitely flirting!
Be careful touching that earring, Day! I watched the BTS and it is barely holding on with magnet, glue, and prayers!
He gave Mhok his favorite perfume? THIS IS GAY AS HELL.
I like the surprise party for Day. This is excellent drama. We thought August forgot, but instead it’s Mhok having to back down.
Does August know he’s competing with Mhok?
No, Mhok! Don’t regress! Don’t start smoking again!
Oh, whew, he took a walk.
This is way too many people touching and fussing over Day at once. He’s going to freak out.
Okay, Aof, having Mhok show up just in time to see August kiss Day, and have him appear between them? Mean.
WAIT? DID AUGUST JUST WALK AWAY??
A GOOD MEMORY??? WHERE IS THE GIF OF BRIGHT SAYING, “KILL HIM”? I don’t like the pity coloring all of his choices here. I get that he doesn’t have control of how he feels, but initiating this kiss was a bad call.
Oh good. We’re on a rooftop. Let me calm down.
Mhmm, and this is why I’m mad at August. He ruined what should have been a kind gesture. Day feels like people only showed up to celebrate him because they pitied him.
Timing this kiss with the sun like this? Now that’s cinema, baby!!
I love Aof. Next week promises to sort out the feelings stirred and revealed by this kiss.
I’m so disappointed in August. I was already down on him last week because of the way Day feels like he has to accommodate him, and then he lets us down like this? I’m over this boy! I don’t want to see his ass again in this show! Baby Ohm, I love you and we will see you in Kidnap with Big Ohm later! Goodbye!
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Life Update Tag Game: tagged by @sunlaire and also @lostinsnow (although they were slightly different so I just mashed them together lol) (i also think someone else also might have also tagged me but I lost it deep in the likes.....)
🎧 last song: Let it Happen - Tame Impala (I started listening to the DJDollEyes playlist but it wasn't the right time)
🖍️ favorite color: ohhhh probably green but I also really like orange.
📚 last book: I'm currently reading The Denial of Death by Ernest Becker, but the last book I finished was Authority (Book 2 of the Southern Reach Series) by Jeff VanderMeer
🎥 last movie: I think the last movie I watched was Come and See (1985) directed by Elem Kilmov - which is considered by some to be one of the only (actually) anti-war movies ever made. I highly recommend it but I will warn you, it is one of the most brutal movies I've ever seen. (warning - even the trailer is hard to watch)
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📺 last tv show: The Boys (Season 4) - ehhhhhh it's okay. Gratuitous sex and violence. I do think it's funny that when this season came out everyone said "Oh, its too on the nose!" but now that Trump is back in office everything that happens in the show feels absolutely plausible lmfao.
🍜 sweet/spicy/savory: Spicy!
💕 relationship status: Recently ended a long term relationship and we are still living together! So I'm currently single and dating around... coming to the conclusion that I'm gayer than I thought I was... casually in love with one of my best friends (who is a straight man) so that's fun... also hunting this nonbinary twink who got really blushy after jokingly telling me I should "wear less clothes" at a performance they invited me to be in.... sot that might be promising....
🌐 last thing i googled: "hasan ethan klein" - I'm very interested in this drama that's happening (I'm on hasan's side tbh. I don't fuck with liberal zionists or their ex-IDF spouses)
💓 current obsession: Come on..... we all know it's The Terror, and more specifically.... joplittle and soljoplittle and if we're being very specific Solomon Tozer and his fluffy hair and snatched waist. but also I've been very into that cutie Tommy Armitage.
🔮 looking forward to: THE SUPER BOWL BABEY!!!!!!! GO BIRDS! 🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 FUCK THE COWBOYS CHIEFS!!!! I can’t wait to get that sweet sweet victory and go party in the streets!!!
No pressure tagging: @helpthebeatles @lust-lizard @ilmapatsas @loycspotting @marshmallow--galaxies- @dykeredhood @sailon-ishmael @holisticghost @palfriendpatine66 @lieutgore @fitzjamesbulletwound @that-gay-jedi @falling-through-a-trapdoor
I'm really bad at tagging people (i just went through my notes and tagged moots) so if you see this and wanna jump in please do!
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This Week in BL - Dog Days of BL but July is Incoming
June 2023 Wk 4
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying most.

Ongoing Series - Thai
Step By Step (Tues WeTV & Gaga) ep 10 of 12 - I’m finding the time frames confusing. Still, a lovely crying kiss + a very high drama-lllama gay confession. Kitchen counter make out, my fav! The actor who plays Jeng kisses at MaxTul levels, which is to say = like a man who has actually done it before with genuine desire and is capable of portraying that on screen. (What makes MaxTul kings is that they BOTH do this.) Pat caught up, thank goodness. Also P’Jeng!!!! P’JENG!!! I love how intimate phi is when it’s been all khun prior. This is the Thai version of hyung slinging. Errotic linguistics, my fav. And ALL the work drama and homophobia fall out when you sleep with the boss. I really enjoy that the angst concerning their relationship has to do with the fact that this is an office romance. Lastly? I love Chot so much. Everyone needs a gay auntie. Also Bruce is SO DAMN GOOD. (I mean we knew he would be from Lovely Writer, but this... chef’s kiss.)
La Pluie (Sat iQIYI) ep 10 of 12 - There are enough meta-analysis on this one for me not to have to weigh in. Suffice it to say that I like what it’s trying to do, and I certainly appreciate the levels of consent and so forth but I’m not sure I actually like it as much now that we are swimming in high concept. Too much lying. I’m not sure I want my BL to make me think this hard. Also poly, boys = final answer. (Anyone else getting Color Rush flashbacks?)
Be My Favorite (Fri YouTube) ep 6 of 12 - I love Max now and forever, and I made some very bad puns in the Trash watch here. Otherwise I’m not super invested.
Dinosaur Love (Thai Sun iQIYI) ep 1 of 10 eps - from Ultimate Troop (The Yearbook people) so I shouldn’t watch this as it airs, after Remember Me? I swore never again. But there’s so little on right now, I’m falling on the pulp sword... My initial thoughts? It’s an En of Love installment? What is going on? Why all this opening with the sides in a bar? Are we framing? Just move on to the 2 boys kissing! Don’t try to be clever, for fucks sake. Okay, good, the pulp has begun. I like soft wet-blanket Rak and his sad love life. I’m not wild about how aggressive Dino is plus insta-SINGING but I DO LIKE THAT HE’S OUT and knows what he wants which is refreshing. It’s trope filled nonsense (crash into me, instalove, sing feelings, floppy drunk, he’s in engineering, fast and bi-curious) also Dino used ter at first (how forward!) then he went to gu/mueng after rejection, while Rak uses khun & phi/pom. Love this for them. Despite my justified reservations with this production team imma stay watching. I need something on Sundays. *
Luminous Solution (Sat Gaga) ep 6fin - That’s it? Bullsheiit. No seriously. That’s my review. 3/10 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST WATCHED AND NEITHER DOES IT AND I’M MAD ABOUT IT.
* I got to say, you have only yourselves to blame for Dinosaur Love’s ranking. Once upon a time, I lived happily in ignorance of the Thai film industry. And then you all kept asking me extremely intelligent questions about it. And because I am a nosy little shit, I had to figure out what was going on. And now a BL like this, which ordinarily I would just love unconditionally, is a really scary place for me, because I know too much about the production house. The evils of too much information are all true. Remain happily in ignorance, I advise you, especially where BL is concerned.

Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Love Tractor (Korea Weds iQIYI) eps 7-8fin - Yechan is such a frank character it confuses all who meet him, also a truly terrible flirt. This is such a puppy/cat relationship. It was cute but it went too far into cringe for a KBL (for me). I don’t think Kdramas are good at farce (sorry), better if they stick with more subtle humor. It was a sweet ending tho, not too cheesy. Nice kiss for KBL but pretty rather than sexy. Full review below.
Tokyo in April is... AKA Shigatsu no Tokyo wa (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 3 of 8 - Oh, it’s GREAT. Damn it. There is a lot of subtext and things not being said. This is going to be one of those shows where it’s endlessly frustrating that they don’t just talk to each other. The crying first time was gut-wrenching. Ren is complicated & scarred & closed off. Kazuma is earnest & empathetic & thinks he’s unworthy - so will take whatever crumbs are handed to him. They are both giving parts of themselves away in a desperate attempt to shape themselves to the expectations they have of each other. These 2 are gonna fuck each other up while they fuck and fuck with our hearts. Japan is giving us the Bed Friends that Thailand can never even imagine. There is absolutely no guarantee this will end happily (it’s from the Eternal Yesterday people) but it is guaranteed to be painful and beautiful along the way. Oh Japan, must you? I guess you must.
Stupid Genius (Vietnam Fri YouTube) ep 4 of 6 - I’m mostly confused by the catfishing & tarot side plots. But the mains sure act like bfs. To the point of our tiny jock idiot getting gay panicked by how much bfs they are. Surprise kiss! For everyone, it turns out. Yes I laughed. What? It was pat but also… FUNNY.
Tie The Knot (Pinoy YouTube) ep 3 of 8 - The main couple is adorable, but I’m not wild about the gay bashing blackmail side story. Still, it’s the best we’ve had from the Philippines in a while so I am keeping my fingers crossed.
Vian the series (Vietnam YouTube ) ep 9 of 12 - Seriously? Bah Vinh = chemistry with EVERYONE.
Naked Dinner AKA Zenra Meshi (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 12fin - So Souta just disappears off to Singapore and doesn’t say anything to his boyfriend about it? And then comes back with the perfect plan and life for both of them? Oh Japan, must you? Review below.
It’s airing but ...
House of Stars (Thai Mon iQIYI) 12 eps - I bounced at ep 3. Will binge if told it is worth it at end.
Stay (Pinoy YouTube) 7 eps - It’s mostly English & set in LA (shudder) so I’m not bothering.
Ever After (Pinoy YouTube) 12 eps - Spies reported that it's a real mess and not a hot one.
Stay With Me ... NO I WILL NOT! And you can’t make me.
In case you missed it
BL Express reviewed The Egoest. Oh boy am I never going to watch that.
One in a Hundred - Gaga dropped all 12 episodes (c.10 min ea) at once. This is a 2020 Chinese show. It’s not BL. And it has a laugh track. I watched the first & final eps and won’t bother with the rest. DNF
I finally watched the 2022 thing I should have.
To Sir, With Love - REVIEW
This is a true lakorn with scenery chewing performances from an ensemble cast focused on family obligation and past sins, especially from the mother characters. It is a Thai tellenovella + Gone With the Wind but gay. That said? I loved it: A glorious central brother relationship (the best, made me cry), het romances, class divide + gay *gasp* main romance, the camp of it all! It’s like it was invented by drag queens. Arranged marriage, rebellion, cut sleeves, dramatic death with curses and regrets, beautiful if inaccurate costumes, secrets unraveling, cover ups, sparkle murder, sex herbs, coils within coils including snakes and death by glitter (is anything gayer on this earth?). It’s a WILD ride. It’s not BL. It’s not a romance, it’s a family drama Thorn Birds style but it does end happy for our gay boys. Like Manner of Death I’m struggling to rate something on a BL scale when it patently isn’t a BL. I think I have to give it exactly what I gave that show, 7/10
I loved it, but not as a BL.
RECOMMENDED WITH RESERVATIONS (over its BLness)
Zenra Meshi - REVIEW
AKA Naked Dinner
I have to be honest, I didn’t really like much about this show. The central premise was too odd and the main character too clumsy & slow on the uptake. I like the food, but there have been food-set BLs before that failed to meet expectations. Too many of them. This one joined that throng. Good ending tho. 7/10
RECOMMENDED WITH RESERVATIONS

Love Tractor - REVIEW
Most of this country-set BL had me feral for the beautiful broken city boy and his hot young farmer. Hyung romance, puppy/cat pairing, open frankness meets jaded reserve, language play, water hose frolicking, only one bed, all my favorite tropes. This show was basically a light-weight Restart After Come Back Home and I’m not even slightly mad about that.
But (and you knew there was a “but” coming) something about the cringe of the final 2 eps and the impermanence of the ending (both of which highlight the fact that ultimately these 2 are I’ll-suited: too different & too far apart) left me with the feeling that they probably won’t last as a couple. However, in this case, rare for me, I forgive it this finale for my love of the rest.
I did dither a lot though, it’s not an 8 but not a 9 either. Better than Love Mate (8/10) not as good as The New Employee (9/10) but in the end I’m value adding up for the premise and the cast, giving it a 9/10.
RECOMMENDED
(Gotta say, because this is rare for me, that this had a great OST. Not the credit music but the refrain, Rainbow.)
Next Week Looks Like This:
July 2023 Supposedly...
7/3 Be Mine SuperStar (Thai Mon Viki) 12 eps - JaFirst whipping boy/spoiled prince, obsession, celebrity/mundane. Third-year film student Punn (Ja) gets an internship on the set of a drama. He’s come to learn, but "what lights his passion even more than the work" is leading man Achi, Thailand's sweetheart. Adapted from the novel “The Superstar and the Puppy on Set” (พี่พระเอกกับเด็กหมาในกอง) by Orpheus, cast includes Benjamin Brasier (2moons2), Bosston Suphadach (UWMA), Jo Kavinpat (War of Y), Kokliang (TharnType). Directed by David Bigander (Bite Me) which makes me nervous. Maybe he'll do better with an adaptation?
7/6 Minato's Laundromat Season 2 AKA Minato Shouji Coin Laundry Season 2 (Japan Thu ????) 12 eps - The story is a continuation of Minato & Shin's love story, and it picks up 10 years after the events of season 1 but the characters don't seemed to have grown at all. Very Japan of you, Japan.
7/7 Stay By My Side (Taiwan Fri Gaga) 10 eps - Gu Bu-Xia has the ability to hear ghosts, except when he is around his new roommate Jiang Chi. So he starts to find ways to approach Jiang Chi. But is it the ghosts or Jiang Chi’s charm?
7/8 Low Frequency (Thai Sat YouTube?) 8 eps - ghost boyfriend, celebrity/mundane - Mon's life as a spirit-seeing interior decorator is full of headaches. On good days, he helps settle problems for his relative, who is a star manager. But then he gets involved with the spirit of Thames, a famous young actor who is in a coma.
7/9 Hidden Agenda (Thai Sun GMMTV YouTube) 12 eps - JoonDunk are back. Zo, a college freshman whose never been in love, decides to change it by making the college’s star Nita as his gf. He approaches Joke, Nita’s ex, for dating advice. What he fails to realize is that Joke has had his eyes on him for a long time and uses this opportunity to approach Zo. TMS 2.0.
7/15 Laws of Attraction (Thai Sat ????) Stars the pair from To Sir With Love and with the same production team, cryptic description, but it seems to be Manner of Death esk.
7/19 Wedding Plan (Thai Wed YouTube & iQIYI) - It's Mame and she's coming for our GL. She's such a misogynist IMAGINE what we will get with a GL? It's going to be absolute carnage. To crane your neck as you drive by the car wreck or not... that is the question. Me? I'm wallowing in the guts.
7/20 Jun & Jun (Korea Thu Viki) - From 2022 (TutorYim rumored to cameo) this office romance features 2, yes 2! Bls. Seme looks aggressive, we in classic yaoi territory. There is an idol involved. Past failed flirts. I am very excited about this one.
2023 forthcoming BL master post (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED)
THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS
To Sir With Love

Best execution of the piggyback trope ever? I think so.


Fucking GENIUS piece of acting. Bruce we LOVE you!
All Step By Step
It was stupid funny, okay? (Stupid Genius)

Ridiculous man, you don’t have to eye fuck THAT hard. But we all appreciate it. (Vian)

Dangerous thing to say in a show about identity in relationships.

Brave boy.

I said this show was deep, not that I was. Although Patts seems to be going there.
I’ll stop now.
All La Pluie.
(Last week.)
#this week in BL#BL gossip#bl news#upcoming BL#July 2023 BL#BL reviews#korean bl#thai bl#Japanese BL#Vietnamese bl#pinoy bl#live action yaoi#Rakutan Viki#gagaoolala#GMMTV#Luminous Solution review#Love Tractor review#The Egoest review#To Sir With Love REVIEW#Zenra Meshi REVIEW#One in a Hundred review#Step By Step the series#La Pluie#Dinosaur Love#Tokyo in April is...#Shigatsu no Tokyo wa#Stupid Genius#Tie The Knot the series#Vian the series#Bah Vinh
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hihi!!!!! for the valentine's special would you do floyd x riddle ? would love to hear your thooughts!~
Floyd x Riddle relationship headcanons
OKAY omg this is another of my favorite ships so I have a lot to say about it!!! Probably some day I'll do like an actual list of canon moments that make me like it, but for now I'll try to limit myself only to headcanons.
How did it all start? Well, we know that they had a litttle "encounter" at their first entrance ceremony. In case someone isn't too familiar with this personal story, it basically goes that Floyd caused a fuss which ended with him getting blasted across the room by Riddle. At that point he made a comment about how he was surprised by Riddle's magical strength, which didn't match his looks, and says that he admires him. We also know that he has always been very captivated by Riddle's red hair and called him "Goldfish". So, I'm not going to say that he started liking him romantically from this moment, but of course this was what piqued his interest and made Riddle his favorite target to annoy.
Continuing from that, I feel a little bad saying it, because Riddle is my favorite character, but I can't really blame Floyd… I mean, his reactions are really funny! He always gets red, like a real goldfish. Maybe if he didn't react like that Floyd would leave him alone, but nobody tell him because I want to keep seeing their banters~ And going back to the red hair and face, there is a theory going around there that the reason why Floyd is so attracted to Riddle is because red isn't actually visible underwater so it would be the first time he saw such a bright color! There are other ocassions where he talks about liking that color, like when choosing a tent in Vargas Camp. I really like that theory and have incorporated it into my headcanons. It's a bit similar to Riddle being mesmerized by the bright red of strawberries, and I find that really cute.
I could go on about why they're so good for each other, like their complementing personalities. I really think they balance each other perfectly and that would help both of them grow as people, you know? But I think that again strays into analyzing canon territory and not really headcanon, so I'll refrain. I will mention, however, that I think this would play an important part in making them realize that they enjoy each other's company more than they initially thought, as they find themselves actually getting used to the other (Floyd making Riddle go out of his comfort zone, Riddle helping Floyd stay in line, etc).
It's kind of obvious but I think the first to fall in love and also the first to notice would be Floyd. He might be an asshole sometimes but he's definitely more emotionally aware than Riddle, that poor repressed boy. He would have to fight his inner demons before accepting his growing feelings lol. At first, Floyd would probably think of it as a random crush, mostly physical attraction. Of course, Riddle is really cute, why wouldn't he like him? Being as he is, he would probably act impulsively on his feelings, making Riddle really upset, not the kind of upset where his face gets red and it's funny. Floyd would be left there in a bad mood, and after it doesn't go away after a few days, he begins to wonder why he actually cares about how Riddle feels. Riddle, on the other hand, would probably become more aware of Floyd in a different way than before (boy is having gay panic), and start acting more stiff around him.
After a while, things would slowly go back to normal, except that they're both aware that the air around them is different. They would start to notice little things about each other that they hadn't before, and start appreciating each other more. Floyd would probably become unconsciously a little softer in his playing with Riddle (both physically and verbally), not wanting to hurt him again, and he starts getting collared les often. At that point Riddle would start considering that maybe Floyd isn't as bad as he thought, and would start being able to explore his own feelings towards the boy! Considering everything else I've said, this would happen around the end of their second year or the star of the third so they would both be more mature too, having dealt with an overblot and a friend's overblot in each's case.
Oooh when they're both aware of their feelings? In order to make their relationship formal, there are probably a lot of rules stating how to do it properly. Of course, the Crimson Tyrant isn't as obsessed with rules as before, but he wants a nice gentleman to court him! Floyd would try to make any advance and he would stop him. I don't think Riddle would actually say anything, because that would be like confessing himself! And he's too prideful for that. But he would give indirect messages lol. You can do it Floyd, you just have to solve a few riddles!
Poor Floyd would be having an existencial crisis, what does Riddle WANT? He would go to Azul and Jade for advice. It's not boring at all though, at this point they're just flirting back and forth, and the relationship is already there, everyone else can see it, but Riddle wants Floyd to do it right. The confession would probably involve red roses, as per Rose Queendom tradition, but I think Floyd would manage to merge a bit of Coral Sea traditions as well.
During their third year then, their relationship would already be established, and they would have in-campus dates, as well as some off-campus during weekends. Said dates would involve having tea at the Heartslabyul gardens, having dinner at Mostro Lounge, going to each other's clubs… At the horseback riding club Riddle would want to give Floyd a ride on Vorpal, and I think Floyd would actually enjoy the thrill of it, while Riddle would like being in control for once lol. Then Floyd would want Riddle to go cheer for him during basketball games. Riddle would go but wouldn't do anything too flashy, but just him being there makes Floyd way more motivated to play well, knowing how his mood swings are.
On their fourth year, I'm not too sure on where they would go, but I wouldn't be too surprised if Floyd chose to follow Riddle, he's a free spirit like that. I wasn't sure when to mention this but it is also shown in canon that out of the Octavinelle trio Floyd is the one that is more comfortable on land and air.
Now, what about after NRC? Well, I think they would definitely live on land and not under the sea. As I said previously, Floyd lives more freely; Riddle still has trouble changing things that he's so used to. Of course they would go visit the Coral Sea during vacations, but would spend most of the year on the surface. Probably in the Rose Queendom, but definitely not in Riddle's hometown. It would be hard for him to confront his mother but sooner or later he would have to do it, and I think after graduation would be a good time for that. I don't think they'd completely cut ties, though, like most people envision it. I think he could keep a healthy distance from her, but he admires her too much; he could never hate her (but Floyd surely does, and it's mutual lol).
Bonus: little doodle of them :3 i am a believer of "Floyd's love language is biting". (they're in their school uniforms so they're in a common area, gasp! they're breaking so many rules right now)
#tsun.fic#florid#floyd x riddle#twst bl#twst hc#furorido#frrd#floyd leech#riddle rosehearts#twst fanart#sorry for the long wait anon TT i really like this ship and i wanted to do it properly#also the other anon who asked for furorido too#tsun.art
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