#hilary’s cafe

[hrrystylesbookclub]

for funsies i like to imagine that fleabag and good omens take place in the same universe, specifically matchmaker crowley tempting the hot priest into falling in love with with fleabag. and aziraphale knows and is like “crowley no!!” but then he sees them together and is like “… continue, i’ll put in a word upstairs and get them to not be so mad” and crowley gets soooooo upset when the priest eventually chooses God over fleabag and has to spend the night in azi’s bookshop where he watches pride and prejudice 2005 (recommended by aziraphale) to cheer him up

i also like to imagine aziraphale frequenting Hilary’s Cafe bc he thinks the guinea pig theme is charming, and drags crowley along, which is where crowley gets the idea to play matchmaker. AND OH MY GOD oh my god aziraphale would love the idea of chatty tuesdays but he would get so nervous when he actually would have to speak to people.

and he would invite fleabag to come to the whickber street shopkeepers and street traders association but she DESPERATELY tries to avoid it but eventually feels bad because she’s so attached to this eccentric man and his hot partner so she goes and drags claire along and somehow her stepmother also comes along and invites crowley to her upcoming new and improved sexhibition who is TOTALLY down

[doodledstars]

Moe Moe Kyun and Hooters

[jadeestebanestrada]

Staying awesome can be brew-tal.

[i-lavabean]

Travel sketches day 3,

Kids arguing over Pokemon cards is an international phenomenon😆

[aiai-cafe]

seeing discourse pass by on the periphery is so crazy like what do you mean a majority of the fandom hates kabru?????? that boy is the most character ever?? hello??

[thewhizzyhead]

anyways I hope everyone is having fun watching masc cropped military cut PB and vampire queen marceline fight and choke each other to death while human Gumball and Marshall Lee share their first onscreen kiss. also does this remind anyone of first kill and heartstopper-

[meganechan05]

Anyone else headcanon that Rita finds it incredibly difficult to eat Moffun-themed foods? Like anything that is shaped/decorated to look like Moffun makes them have an internal meltdown because it's too cute to eat but they don't wanna waste food.

[deus-ex-mona]

darn. his name is ookubo ren (大窪蓮).

[wellthatschaotic]

our headspace is so funny.

yelena: [watching front like its tv]

me: [notices shes chewing on something] hey what are you eating

yelena: idk. chips

me: what kind

yelena: [holds up the bag and it literally just says "chips"] chips

[bakuraryxu]

I am buying this painting btw. it is titled Puppy and it’s $60

[incineraryperiphery]

the modern cultivators' peanut gallery to the riveting battle of shizun vs any decision that doesn't involve killing something

[goldenstorm0]

Went antiqueing today!

My sister was looking for Christmas decorations, I was looking for a new cup for matcha

I also looked for fountain pens. There was a sheaffer school pen, but in a color I already have, so I passed on it today. I think the was a sheaffer pencil, but the tip looked busted up. There was also a pen made from a bullet or made to look like a bullet, kind wished I looked closer at that but maybe next time.

There was this lovely lantern, and it looked to be in really good condition, but it was waaay out of budget ($45, I only really had $15 to spare). I'm pretty sure you can find similar quality for cheaper? but I'm not very versed in lantern lore so it could be a steal

There was also this cute end table. I knew a family who's toilet paper golder was a statue of a gnome holding his nose, I think these would go cute together

There was a couple of mimeographs! I could get one to turn, but the other one wouldn't, I didn't push too it too far though. It smelled weirdly wonderful though, like old ink (obviously). I think it would be fun to get one and fix it up, use it to make fun flyers or something, sadly that is also out of budget but maybe one day...

there were embalming funnels...

MOOSE

There were 3 different singer sewing machines, and a universal sewing machine. They were absolutely lovely, plus I think the universe is trying to convince me to take up sewing. It's on my magically list of things I want try, but right now getting a rigid heddle loom is a bit higher

But I did get my cup! It came with a matching saucer. I still need to test it for lead just incase, so sending good vibes to the universe, please, I want to feel cute while I drink tea. I tried to get a picture where it looked like my cat was drinking out of it, but she wanted to play instead

I also got this nice leather book cover, it should fit standard a5 notebooks. I need to replace the trimming on the edges, but I think it's rafia so it'll be an easy fix. Please ignore all the random stuff on my bed, I may have spilt coffee in my bag and had to get everything out lmao

[pa-pa-patato]

Cafe!Cuphead is basically him That’s his vibe

[lit-in-thy-heart]

i am thinking way too hard about what to name a fictional coffee shop

[maxellminidisc]

Fucking insane walking into the college diner I go to sometimes for a burger and seeing every tv in there playing some prayer for Israel shit. Walked my ass right out of that bitch...

[glitterhoof]

ok my apologies it’s a donkey named burrito burro. no this does not help her case

post send IS SHE WEARING FUCKIGN CHANCLAS I WISH I PICKED HER UP NOW