#hetalia the world heritage

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

During these Olympics, I learned that Australia has one-sided beef with the United States especially over swimming. I find this beef weird cause lol Aussies are just American different font & idk most Americans love Aussies 😭.

Anyways, I imagine Kyle/ Australia (I’m using my friend Mel’s interpretation) & Alfred did bring that competitive spirit to the Olympics these games. Also just to note, these two are 1000% friends, and whenever they’re together they get into stupid levels of trouble together.

My Alfred grew up in Massachusetts (he once represented Plymouth colony) so he def knows how to swim. He’s a New England boy at heart even if he now lives in DC.

[irithnova]

Timurid Empire: I AM CHINGGISID I HAVE CHINGGISID LINEAGE!

Mongolia: I have no idea who the hell you are

Timurid Empire: TAMERLANE IS A DESCENDANT OF THE GREAT CHINGGIS KHAN UKHAII (please believe me) 💪💪

Mongolia: Leave my bathroom

[frog-frussy]

Some Francisco Bañuelos doodles!

Still accepting asks/requests in celebration of Latinx Heritage Month!!! So they’re all Mexican for a month! >:3

[olympeline]

It’s fascinating to have the rest of the UK bros as part of Hetalia now because the fandom gives us a little peek into how the rest of the world sees the UK beyond just England. Or rather the South East and London, which is the England most foreign media tends to focus on

One thing that tickles me is there’s apparently a big stereotype among tumblr non-Brits that the non-London/South East residents of the British Isles are big into our native languages and really resent speaking English. Which is such the opposite to the average experience here it makes me giggle. I’ve lived all over Britain and - I know, I know, “no true Scotsman” and all that - but if there’s one part of our culture I’m sure of, it’s this

Thinking back to all the years being forced to learn an endangered UK tongue and how we felt as kids vs. the attitude here in the fandom? Absolutely night and day! Yeah, there are still pockets of native speakers and others who are passionate about Cornish or Gaelic or whatever, but the average person on the street? Could not care less. Just happy they grew up, did their time, and don’t have to break their tongues on it in school any more. It’s already an uphill struggle to get kids to care about learning other languages when they won the lingua franca lottery by being born in the anglosphere, but when it’s a dying language endemic to one tiny region or country? Yeeaaahh. You can’t blame most of us for not being interested. Even if other people keep telling us we should be. I wanted to do French or Spanish so badly growing up because I knew those were languages I might actually use one day. I haven’t had a need to use my “native” language even once since leaving school, sadly enough. It’s part of my heritage but it felt like such a colossal waste of time

Whether nations represent their people, their land, their history, national stereotypes, or some combination, is kinda a grey area in Hetalia. But if it’s the people, then the attitude among the fab four in modern times would definitely be: “Oh, my old language? Yeah, it’s interesting, I suppose. Heard it’s on duolingo now. That’s good. Anyway, let’s speak English.” 😆

Ah well, no one said Hetalia had to be 100% accurate. That’s part of the fun

[weirdestbooks]

Hello! My name is Ailbhe Saoirse (or Weird). This is my writing blog where I keep all my books and oneshots. My main blog is @weirdestarrow, my ninjago sideblog is @weirdestninjago, and my countryhumans sideblog is @weirdestcountryhumans

I take requests (although not smut) so if you have something you think I should write, shoot me an ask!

I also love helping out other writers so if you ever want some writing advice or to ask about my process in writing, feel free to ask or DM me and I’ll answer your questions the best I can.

If you are interested in any of my headcanons, I have a website that explains many of them if you want to check that out, or shoot me an ask, I'd love to explain.

Table of Contents

Historical Countryhumans Books

Secrecy and Deception: The Cold War. Over 50 years of battles fought between two ideologies, sponsored by the two most powerful countries in the world. On one side, the United States of America and capitalism. On the other side, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. And in this standoff of nations, war is not an option. But still, only one can remain. (Countryhumans Cold War)

The Consequence of Loyalty: When Kentucky was sent to the Philippines to prepare for a possible Japanese invasion, he did not expect to enjoy it. However, as he got closer to the Phillippines and when he was eventually ordered to flee, Kentucky was forced to decide between following orders and staying behind to defend the Phillippines for as long as possible. (Countryhumans World War 2 in the Philippines)

The Occupation [On Hiatus, will be uploaded when Hiatus ends]

The Shot Heard Around the World: Thirteen Colonies loved his Father, but after the Seven Year's War, he wasn't sure if his father felt the same way. His Father just needed to listen to him. If he didn't, well, Thirteen and his Father weren't going to be on the same page. Or be a part of the same empire. Because Thirteen could only take so much before he would take drastic action himself. (Countryhumans American Revolution)

A Civil Disagreement: North v South. Free State v Slave State. States Governments v Federal Government. For being a country holding the name of United, America was anything but united. The states still stuck together though. That is until December 20, 1860. The bloodiest fight the Union has ever had is about to begin. (Countryhumans American Civil War)

Dominion of New England: In 1686, Britain decided it was time to unite some of the colonies in New England into a dominion under his control. This is the story of that dominion, the Dominion of New England. (Countryhumans History of the Dominion of New England)

Forget Them Not: The Great Countryhumans Archive: In a world where countries are personified, an organization called the Countryhumans Research Archival Project has dedicated itself to recording the stories and histories of these countryhumans. (AKA an archive of fake newspapers and such that canonically exists inside my countryhumans universe. Just a little fun project to explore different angles of things)

Regular Countryhumans Books

Secret States [Under Editing, Will Be Uploaded when Done]

Wrong Reflection: For about 400 years, Alfred F Jones believed he was the only personification of the United States of America. That is, until his counterpart from another dimension appeared in New York City—cue chaos. (Or my kind of crack Countryhumans x Hetalia fanfic)

Countryhumans Oneshots

Historical Oneshots

Other Oneshots

British Michigan AU Collection

Countryhumans Hispanic Heritage Month 2024

Ninjago Books and Oneshots

[cryptophasia-nabros]

A little on the significance of the constellations Canada is viewing. I'm probably reading too much into it but let's go.

Polaris: the North star

The bird - POSSIBLY Cygnus: the swan, but also known as to the Northern cross.

Pretty obvious - Canada is known as the Great White North and the True North

HOWEVER, Cygnus is a summer/fall constellation, while all the others are winter. It could possibly be Columba, the dove, which can be (faintly) seen in the winter. No real mythology as it's a pretty recently named constellation (like 1500s recent) but we do have "Columbia" and/or "British Columbia".

The Twins/Gemini/Castor and Pollux: Okay, so here's where things get REALLY interesting.

So, in brief, the twins implication is obvious. But let's go deeper.

Versions of the conception of Castor and Pollux vary. In some, they are identical twins. But in Others, they are still twins but have different fathers (yes, this is entirely possible).

The awesome thing about this is it would allow for the implication of France as Canada's father (or "father" if you prefer) and England as America's.

Less awesome for me is that heteropaternal superfecundation only results in half-siblings, while I prefer Matt and Alfred as identical twins in my own head canon. Others said that "both Castor and Pollux, being identical twins, were inseparable in their looks and actions".

So, as you will.

They are sometimes said to have been born from an egg (along with their twin sisters Helen of Troy and Clytemnestra). They also are sometimes associated with snakes. Castor is a white star, while Pollux, is brighter and "golden orange".

In some Native American stories, Canada and America are described as a silver and a gold snake, respectively.

Depending on the story, Pollux is immortal and Castor mortal. Regardless, when Castor dies, Pollux is inconsolable and refuses to be separated from him, resulting in their being placed in the sky as a constellation.

They were also associated with horsemanship - cowboys, mustangs, Mounties, etc.

They were described as "blond haired, large eyed, fair complexioned, and well-built with trim bodies". Sound like any Hetalia characters we may know?

(Though I prefer our boys with darker skin reflecting Indigenous heritage.)

As stars, Castor is part of a system of six stars circling a common center. Commonwealth?

Pollux meanwhile, is a solitary star, like our own sun.

Hetalia wavers back and forth as Canada and America's exact relationship. The only thing straightforward has been that they have the same face and don't know who's older.

There is this strip, take that as you will.

Finally, the Bear. I'm not sure if this is Ursa Major or Ursa Minor. Regardless, there are myths from all over the world (including indigenous people from North America) describing the constellation as a bear(s).

Obviously, Kumajiro.

Now, the constellation appears to be a bear with a tail. The Oneida tell a story of How the Bear Lost His Tail, in which the bear is tricked into dipping its tail into freezing water until it breaks off. It appears that Canada is telling that legend, which explains why it looks like Kuma is tearing up.

[disacurveball]

im a little lost on what exactly is harmful about drawing japan in hatsune miku get up? he's canonically an otaku and would like that kind of stuff. it's a silly show and not everyone likes historical stuff

the wording on that post was kinda more in a joking manner, my point was in the tags. there’s nothing wrong persay with the hatsune miku getup in particular, I was just using it as a joking example of the kind of behaviour I don’t really like seeing.

To say hetalia is just a silly show is…not a take I agree with. The very concept of personified nations is nationalistic at best, straight up propaganda at worst. If use them in human or non-nation AUs, that’s a whole separate thing, and not what I’m talking about here. Additionally, POC fans who use the characters/nation OCs to represent their own heritage and history is also not what I’m talking about. What I am saying is to attach certain personalities and headcanons to characters who represent nations can lead to dangerous perceptions

For HWS Japan in particular, the soft boy-ification of him insome fan content is not great in two areas:

1) even outside of the nation context, there is a history in the West of the infantilization and emasculation of Asian men. Which, you know, is racist. I often see Kiku get infantilized a lot in ships with the white men of the show (AMERIPAN, but I have seen it with us too Asakiku fans so please stay alert with the content you make)

2) completely erases what Imperial Japan did

That last part actually isn’t entirely the fault of the viewer, if they are simply taking hetalia at face value (pleaseeee don’t). Because Himaruya himself, at least when he began Hetalia, was a Japanese nationalist. And one of the goals of Japanese nationalists is to cover up all the atrocities of the Japanese empire, often utilizing soft power.

Japan’s soft power image, a lot of the cultural exports like anime “otaku” type beat, was very much originally engineered to change the world’s image of the country. So it’s important to recognize that in Hima’s characterization choice to make Kiku into that.

Himaruya has had a history of nationalist and anti-Korean sentiments. Just look up how the South Korean government banned Hetalia for the depiction of their country in it. Look up MOEKAN, which was an early comic by Himaruya which features a Korean protag whose entire point is to show that Koreans are unjustified and should just get over what Imperial Japan did to them.

Hetalia is not just a silly show when Himaruya’s characterizations are directly impacted by his own political ideas. Without deconstructing the way he wrote HWS Japan is to replicate some of those nationalistic choices that he made.

TLDR: The concept of hetalia is so steeped in history and nationalistic biases that even if you “don’t like historical content” you can’t ignore it. Ignoring it when writing personified nations can lead to dangerous perceptions about history (which you know effects real people, especially the people who have directly been victimized by the actions of a lot of these countries), especially when solely relying on Himaruya’s characterizations, because he VERY much writes the characters with his own biases in mind.

[universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube]

Hetalia D&D 5e/Pathfinder 1e - Part 6 Eastern Europe

I did a thing yesterday. Got on ChatGPT (I know bad mun) and made rough NPCs for my Pathfinder 1e game. And I used every core character from Hetalia. So, I shared with 3 Hetalia fans I follow and was told to share all of them if I did all of them. Which I did. So here we go.

Belarus NPC Overview

Name: Belarus

Race: Human (or Half-Elf/Elf if you want her to have a more mystical element; humans generally fit her theme well due to adaptability)

Class Breakdown

Classes:

Investigator (Advanced Class) - This class fits Belarus's strategic and somewhat obsessive personality. Investigators are analytical and clever, which can represent her tactical mind.

Reasons: Her personality traits suggest she is observant, cunning, and capable of complex planning.

Psychic (Occult Class) - This class could reflect her emotional depth and inner turmoil. Psychics can use their minds to affect the world around them, in a way mirroring the more tumultuous parts of Belarus's character.

Reasons: The emotional and supernatural aspects of her character can correlate with the Psychic class's theme.

Assassin (Prestige Class) - Given her darker traits and her obsession needs to showcase a potential danger to others, adding a layer of lethal capability makes sense.

Reasons: An Assassin could represent her darker, obsessive side and her capability to enact vengeance or direct action.

Leveling Up

Total Level: 10 (1/3/6)

These levels signify a well-rounded character who is skilled in investigation, has psychic abilities, and possesses lethal skills when necessary.

Character Stats (Example)

(Note: The specific stats will depend on how you want to allocate proficiency and abilities. Here’s an example of how she could be built.)

Attributes (Use Standard Array or 20 Point Buy):

Strength: 10

Dexterity: 14

Constitution: 12

Intelligence: 18

Wisdom: 16

Charisma: 14

Skills

Key Skills:

Investigation

Perception

Stealth

Sense Motive

Diplomacy

Feats

Combat Expertise: Represents her strategic nature.

Stealthy: Represents her ability to act in the shadows and be observant.

Empathic: Reflects her emotional depth and the capacity to understand others.

Equipment

Weapons: Dagger (a subtle representation of her assassin side).

Rogue’s Gear: Such as smoke bombs or disguises to fit her stealthy vibe.

Investigative Tools: Like alchemical items that can aid in detection or observation.

Personality Traits

Obsessive: Particularly about her brother, Russia, and protective of her territory.

Cold: At times, devastatingly serious, even to the point of being creepy.

Intelligent: Able to analyze situations quickly and react accordingly.

Background

Belarus’s past stems from her complex relationships and her desire to be taken seriously, especially within the context of her standing within the narrative. As a Pathfinder NPC, she could be a resource for the party in terms of information, or alternatively, she might become a rival due to her possessiveness over her brother and territory.

Cyprus

Race: Human (Variant)

Reason: Humans offer versatility, aligning with Cyprus's diverse cultural heritage and adaptability. A variant allows you to customize the NPC with useful feats or skills.

Classes:

Bard (Level 6)

Reason: Bards are known for their charm, culture, and social skills, which mirrors Cyprus's hospitable nature and artistic reputation. Additionally, Bards can reflect Cyprus's rich history and storytelling traditions.

Fighter (Level 2)

Reason: Cyprus has a history of conflict and military relevance; thus, incorporating Fighter levels can highlight their resilience and strength in adversity while keeping a level of martial prowess.

Diplomat (Prestige Class) (Level 2)

Reason: This class portrays the diplomatic connections Cyprus typically maintains and symbolizes their role as a mediator and connector of cultures.

Character Traits:

Skills: Emphasize skills in Diplomacy, Perform (music/dance), Knowledge (History), and Sense Motive. This focuses on Cyprus’s ability to engage in diplomacy and cultural expression.

Feats:

Cultural Adaptability: Gain bonus skills related to other cultures and languages.

Persuasive: A natural talent for negotiation, granting bonuses to Diplomacy checks.

Background: Cyprus could serve as a neutral mediator in conflict or a charming host in gatherings, representing a melting pot of cultures. Their backstory could include times of struggle during conflicts while maintaining a strong focus on community and friendship.

Summary of Cyprus’s NPC Stats

Race: Human (Variant)

Classes: Bard 6 / Fighter 2 / Diplomat 2

Level: 10

Skills: Diplomacy, Perform, Knowledge (History), Sense Motive

Feats: Cultural Adaptability, Persuasive

Plot Hooks Involving Cyprus

Cyprus could be a key figure in negotiations between warring factions in your campaign.

They might host a grand festival or event, inviting the party to participate, which could lead to intrigue or adventure.

As a representative of multiple cultures, they could seek the party's help in resolving a crisis that threatens their community and heritage.

Czechia (Female)

Race: Human (Standard)

Gender: Female

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Concept:

Czechia as a female character embodies cultural sophistication, artistry, and a hint of mischief. Her personality is refined but playful, skilled in various forms of craftsmanship and eager to explore and share her heritage.

Classes and Levels:

Bard (1-10 levels)

Justification: As a bard, Czechia’s artistic talents, including music and performance, can shine through. She uses her creativity to charm and inspire, reflecting her rich cultural background. The "Dirge Bard" archetype could accentuate her emotive storytelling, weaving tales of her homeland's history.

Rogue (1-3 levels)

Justification: A few levels in Rogue can emphasize her cleverness and social grace. This class enhances her capability in stealth and trickery, aligning with her playful and slightly mischievous nature.

Crafting Master (Skill-based/behind-the-scenes options)

Justification: Emphasizing her craftsmanship, Czechia may specialize in crafting skills—whether making beautiful items, weapons, or artworks. This could be represented through skill point allocation rather than a specific class.

Suggested Final Class Level:

Total Classes: Bard 10 / Rogue 3

Level: 13

This combination allows her to excel in artistic expression and social interactions while giving her the rogue-like craftiness that fits her personality.

Suggested Skills:

Perform (any artistic type): Represents her love for the arts.

Craft (various types): Demonstrates her talent in creating exquisite handcrafted items.

Diplomacy: Reflects her friendly and sociable demeanor.

Stealth/Acrobatics: Represents her mischievous and agile nature.

Equipment:

Musical Instrument (such as a lute or flute): A key component of her bardic nature.

Crafting tools: For her artisanal projects and creations.

Light armor (like studded leather): Fits her role as a traveling bard and adventurer.

Description:

Czechia, with her expressive features and an ever-present playful smile, dresses in clothing that mixes elegant styles with practical elements suitable for travel. Her garments often showcase intricate designs inspired by her heritage, revealing her appreciation for craftsmanship. Engaging yet witty, she draws others in with her enchanting stories and lively performances, leaving a touch of inspiration wherever she goes.

Estonia NPC Build

Name: Estonia Race: Human (for versatility and representational reasons, but feel free to choose a different race if it aligns better with your campaign theme) Classes:

Rogue (3 levels) - To represent Estonia's cleverness, resourcefulness, and somewhat sneaky and agile nature. The Rogue class will allow him to embody his skillful and strategic personality.

Wizard (5 levels) - To symbolize Estonia’s intellectual side. Wizards represent knowledge and scholarship, which aligns well with Estonia's character in Hetalia as a smart and tech-savvy nation.

Bard (3 levels) - Bard captures Estonia's artistic side, as well as his cultural appreciation and ability to charm and connect with others. The class will also offer versatile spellcasting and support options.

Total Class Levels: 11 (Rogue 3 / Wizard 5 / Bard 3) Alignment: Neutral Good (reflecting the overall peaceful nature and cooperative stance of Estonia in the series)

Ability Scores (using the point-buy system):

Strength: 10

Dexterity: 16 (For Rogue skills and agility)

Constitution: 12

Intelligence: 18 (Wizard primary ability)

Wisdom: 14 (Good perception and insight)

Charisma: 14 (Bard spellcasting and social interactions)

Feats:

Skill Focus (Knowledge [Arcana]) - Enhances Estonia’s strengths in lore and knowledge.

Combat Expertise - Reflects his strategic nature.

Lingering Performance - Supports his Bard class to enhance performances or spellcasting.

Skills:

Gather Information - Reflects his social skills and ability to stay informed.

Knowledge (Arcana) - To represent his scholarly side.

Diplomacy - Essential for a character who embodies peace and cooperation.

Stealth - To align with his rogue-like qualities.

Equipment:

Cloak of Elvenkind - To enhance stealth and agility.

Spellbook - As a Wizard for sorcery and ritual casting.

Musical Instrument (e.g., Lute or Flute) - To symbolize his Bardic pursuits.

Dagger - As a Rogue for close combat and stealth.

Background:

Estonia in the Hetalia series is portrayed as a clever and resourceful character. He has a friendly nature, is an avid learner, and has a fascination with technology. Representing these traits through the mix of Rogue, Wizard, and Bard, creates a versatile character who can fit into various situations, whether through cunning, magic, or charm.

Greece

Race: Human (Variations)

Greece would fit well as a human due to his varied cultural heritage and adaptability in different situations.

Classes:

Bard (3 levels)

Reasoning: Fits the artistic and laid-back lifestyle of Greece. Bards are known for their love of culture, music, and arts, which resonates well with Greece's character.

Archetype: Maybe consider the Harmonist or Dirge Bard archetypes to further emphasize the love for culture and a slightly melancholic side.

Druid (2 levels)

Reasoning: Represents Greece's connection to nature and the natural world, embodying the philosophical traits of appreciating life and the environment. This class could symbolize the serene and philosophical aspects of Greece's personality.

Animal Companion: A cat would be an ideal animal companion (such as a Pseudodragon, which can resemble a cat-like creature while providing some magical abilities) or a standard Cat.

Sohei (Prestige Class) (3 levels)

Reasoning: The Sohei class is a monk variant found in certain supplementary materials, which represents a warrior monk combining martial prowess with divine abilities. This reflects Greece's balance between tranquility and combat efficiency.

Skills: Focus on skills like Knowledge (Nature), Diplomacy, and Perform (Sing or Dance), to reflect Greece's artistic side.

Final Breakdown

Level: 8 (3 Bard, 2 Druid, 3 Sohei)

Attributes:

Focus on Wisdom and Charisma for spellcasting and abilities, while having a decent Dexterity for physical abilities, reflecting agility and grace.

Suggested initial array could be:

Strength: 10

Dexterity: 14

Constitution: 12

Intelligence: 12

Wisdom: 16

Charisma: 16

Feats:

Animal Companion: To gain a feline companion.

Skill Focus (Perform): Enhancing performance abilities.

Combat Reflexes: To enhance combat effectiveness when using the Sohei abilities.

Appearance & Personality

Greece would likely appear calm and laid-back, with an affinity for comfortable clothing, possibly draped in a toga-like outfit to resemble traditional Greek wear. His demeanor is gentle and reflective, often seen with his animal companion lounging by his side, wafting around the bustling cultural scene but perpetually in search of quiet places to meditate or reflect.

Latvia

Race: Half-Elf Justification: His polite demeanor and gentle appearance can be reflected by the Half-Elf's mixed heritage, offering charisma and a sense of outsider status, similar to Latvia's perception of his place in the Baltic region and within Hetalia.

Classes:

Rogue (1-3 levels)

Justification: Latvia often uses stealth and cunning to navigate his challenges. The Rogue class reflects his resourcefulness and ability to handle tricky situations without being overtly confrontational. The skillset emphasizes social interaction, deception, and nimbleness, which suits his character.

Bard (4-6 levels)

Justification: Bards are charming and often rely on charisma and persuasion. Latvia’s gentleness and ability to inspire can be represented well through the Bard class. Additionally, the class offers support abilities and spellcasting, representing his quiet strength and the way he influences others.

Cleric (1-2 levels)

Justification: Considering Latvia’s shy nature and moments where he displays empathy and healing tendencies, a few levels in the Cleric class could fit him nicely, focusing perhaps on a domain like Community or Protection to show his supportive side.

Total Level: 6-8

Suggested Build

Level Composition Example:

Levels 1-3: Rogue (with focus on skills like Stealth, Diplomacy, and Perform)

Levels 4-6: Bard (potentially showcasing spells that inspire courage or support allies)

Levels 7-8: Cleric (a focus on basic healing and protection spells)

Suggested Attributes:

Strength: 10

Dexterity: 14 (to reflect nimbleness and stealth)

Constitution: 12

Intelligence: 14 (skilled and resourceful)

Wisdom: 12 (reflecting a certain insightfulness)

Charisma: 16 (charming and capable of inspiring others)

Skills:

Diplomacy

Stealth

Perform (various)

Knowledge (local)

Heal

bluff

Equipment:

Weapons: Dagger (for stealthy attacks)

Armor: Leather armor (for stealthy movement)

Misc: Musical instrument (like a flute or violin) to represent Bard abilities.

Personality Traits:

Timid but loyal; Latvia generally stands up for his friends when they are in trouble.

Often portrayed as a bit anxious but caring, reflecting the patience and umbrance of a bard and rogue.

Lithuania

Race: Human

Reasoning: Lithuania is often depicted as a hardworking and caring character who represents the culture and history of his nation. Humans in Pathfinder are versatile and can reflect his adaptability and resilience.

Classes:

Fighter (Level 3)

Reasoning: Lithuania is often portrayed as a strong character with a sense of duty and leadership, particularly when he stands up for his fellow countries. The Fighter class reflects his martial prowess and capability in combat.

Diplomat (from the Advanced Class Guide) (Level 2)

Reasoning: As a diplomat for his nation, Lithuania embodies the role of mediator and negotiator. This class provides skills related to persuasion, social interaction, and diplomacy, capturing his essence as a character who navigates complex relationships.

Inquisitor (Level 2)

Reasoning: Lithuania demonstrates loyalty and determination, and the Inquisitor class gives him a sense of purpose and commitment, akin to protecting his people and allies. This class also allows him to have some divine abilities, reflecting the spiritual and emotional aspects of his character.

Summary of Traits and Abilities:

Alignment: Lawful Good (generally reflective of Lithuania’s personality)

Skills: Focus on Diplomacy, Sense Motive, Knowledge (History), and Survival

Feats:

Weapon Training: To enhance his combat abilities

Negotiator: To bolster his persuasive dialogue and improve interactions with NPCs.

Equipment:

Weapons: A longsword or spear, symbolizing his martial prowess, possibly a light crossbow for ranged attacks.

Armor: Chainmail or breastplate, reflecting a balance of defense and mobility.

 Moldova

Race: Human (for the versatility and adaptability)

Alternate Racial Traits: You might consider the "Cultural Adaptability" trait, allowing them to be proficient in additional skills.

Classes:

Bard (Level 1): To represent Moldova’s joyful and supportive nature, as well as their strong cultural identity. Bards are skilled communicators and can inspire and support their allies.

Ranger (Level 2): Reflects Moldova’s connection to agriculture and the land. Rangers are adept at survival and can represent the hardworking aspect of Moldova.

Cleric (Level 1): This can embody the nurturing qualities, as well as their ties to tradition and community. A good choice would be to select a deity related to agriculture, nature, or community, like Erastil.

Total Level: 4 (Bard 1/Ranger 2/Cleric 1)

Stat Block Example

Here’s a sample stat block you can use as a reference, keeping in mind that specific stats may need adjustment based on your campaign's needs:

Name: Moldova

Race: Human

Class: Bard 1 / Ranger 2 / Cleric 1

Alignment: Neutral Good

Abilities (using a standard array)

Strength: 12

Dexterity: 14

Constitution: 14

Intelligence: 10

Wisdom: 14

Charisma: 16

Skills

Bard: Perform (sing), Diplomacy, Knowledge (local), Sense Motive

Ranger: Survival, Perception, Stealth

Cleric: Heal, Knowledge (nature)

Feats

Skill Focus (Perform): Enhances their ability in performance, reflecting their cultural background.

Point Blank Shot (Ranger Bonus Feat): Represents their proficiency with ranged combat, perhaps using a bow or crossbow.

Channel Energy: Represents the Cleric's ability to heal and support others.

Equipment

Instruments: A lute or similar instrument that they play.

Ranger Gear: Light armor (Leather Armor), a longbow, and a melee weapon (perhaps a short sword).

Clerical Gear: A holy symbol and some healing potions.

This character can serve as a supportive NPC, helping players through difficult times, using their bardic abilities to inspire and heal, and leveraging their knowledge of the land as a ranger. The combination of Bard, Ranger, and Cleric reflects a multi-faceted personality that aligns well with the nuances of Moldova from Hetalia.

Poland NPC

Race: Half-Elf

Half-Elves gain flexibility with their ability scores, skill points, and can access both human and elven ancestry features. This adds to Poland's charm and adaptability.

Classes:

Bard (3 levels)

Bards have a natural charm and are skilled performers, which aligns well with Poland's flamboyant personality. They can inspire allies and confuse enemies with their performances.

Cavalier (5 levels)

This class showcases Poland's love for horses. The Cavalier is a mounted combat specialist, allowing him to excel in battle while mounted on his horse or horse-like animal. The Order of the Dragon could align with his noble and proud character.

Rogue (2 levels)

Adding some levels in Rogue gives Poland some finesse and skill in social situations, reflecting his clever and somewhat mischievous side. Skills like Bluff and Diplomacy fit well with his charming persona.

Total Level: 10

Animal Companion/Mount:

Horse (or a Riding Dog as an alternative for flavor)

Poland would have a magnificent warhorse by the name of "Wojtek," which means "he who delights in battle." This horse is suited for combat and can be used both as a mount and in critical situations where Poland might require speed or a strong companion.

Abilities:

Primary Ability Scores: Charisma (for Bard) and Dexterity (for rogue skills and mounted combat).

With a focus on social interaction, Poland excels in Diplomacy, Perform, and various other skills.

Skills:

Bard Skills: Diplomacy, Perform (oratory), Bluff, and Knowledge (local).

Rogue Skills: Acrobatics, Stealth, and Disable Device.

Cavalier Skills: Ride is crucial, and he will benefit from skills like Handle Animal.

Feats:

Taking feats that enhance mounted combat, like Mounted Combat, Ride-by Attack, and Weapon Finesse (to better utilize Dexterity).

Equipment:

Weapons: A rapier, possibly adorned with ornate decorations.

Armor: Light armor to ensure mobility, perhaps a well-crafted leather armor.

Mundane Gear: Musical instrument (perhaps a flute or lute), traveling supplies, and luxurious clothing reflecting Polish heritage.

Personality Traits:

Poland is friendly, excitable, and has a sense of humor. He is sociable and enjoys interacting with others, which comes through in his bardic performances. His cavalier nature shows his dedication to honor and combat, while the rogue aspects reveal his playful, clever side.

Alignment:

Likely Chaotic Good, reflecting his vibrant personality and tendency to do what he believes is right, even if it means bending rules.

Romania

Race:

Dhampir (a half-vampire race, perfect for representing the vampiric heritage)

Traits:

Darkvision: Can see in dim light as if it were bright light and in darkness as if it were dim light.

Energy Resistance: Resistance to one energy type (choose based on personal preference – cold is thematic for a vampire).

Undead Resistance: +2 bonus against mind-affecting effects.

Fast Healing 1 (at 1st level): Dhampirs gain fast healing 1, which increases by 1 at 5th level and again at 10th level.

Classes:

1. Sorcerer (Undead Bloodline)

Levels: 6 (Focus on spellcasting with an undead theme)

Key Abilities: Charisma-based spells, especially necromantic ones. The Undead Bloodline will enhance his abilities and connect him to vampire ancestry themes.

2. Rogue (Infiltrator)

Levels: 2 (Emphasizes stealth and cunning)

Key Abilities: Skills in Stealth, Sleight of Hand, and various rogue abilities. An infiltrator specializes in information gathering and deception, reflecting Romania’s complex personality.

3. Bloodrager (Titan Mauler)

Levels: 2 (Utilizes barbaric prowess with magical bloodlines)

Key Abilities: Bloodragers tap into the magic of their blood, providing a more primal aspect to the character. He can increase his physical prowess through rage and harness his vampire heritage in combat.

Summary:

Race: Dhampir

Classes: Sorcerer (Undead Bloodline) 6 / Rogue (Infiltrator) 2 / Bloodrager (Titan Mauler) 2

Total Levels: 10

Background and Roleplay:

Romania could be portrayed as a mysterious character, shrouded in layers of charm and wit, with a dark secret thanks to his undead lineage. His abilities would foster an aura of enigma, emphasizing his diplomatic side while overcoming the whispers of his vampiric ancestry. You could utilize spellcasters’ manipulating charms, sneakiness from rogue skills, and bloodrager rage for intense moments in combat.

Key Quotes/Personality Traits:

Often uses humor or sarcasm to mask his deeper emotions.

Expresses a love for arts and culture, reflecting the historical importance of Romania.

Known for being elusive, often wearing a playful or teasing demeanor while also showing a protective nature over those he cares about.

Slovakia

Race: Human (Variant) Humans are versatile and adaptable, fitting well with Slovakia's characteristics. The variant human option allows for an extra skill and a bonus feat, which could reflect Slovakia's diverse strengths.

Classes:

Bard (3 Levels)

Role: Slovakia is known for being culturally rich and artistic, making the Bard class a fitting choice. Bards can inspire and influence others, bringing a sense of camaraderie and creativity.

Key Features: Bardic Performance, Spells, and the ability to support allies through music and storytelling.

Rogue (2 Levels)

Role: Slovakia exhibits a clever and resourceful side. The Rogue's skills in deception and agility would reflect this aspect of his personality.

Key Features: Sneak Attack, Evasion, and various rogue talents that showcase cunning and resourcefulness.

Fighter (1 Level)

Role: To reflect Slovakia's resilience and ability to stand up for itself, a level in Fighter gives Slovakia reliable combat skills that can be useful in a pinch.

Key Features: Bonus Feat (which can enhance combat ability) and proficiency with weapons.

NPC Level: 6

The total combination of levels adds up to 6, which allows for a well-rounded character with diverse abilities.

Suggested Skills:

Perform (Type: Music or Dance)

Diplomacy

Stealth

Acrobatics

Knowledge (History or Geography)

Suggested Feats:

Versatile Performer (to allow for a wider range of Perform skill options)

Weapon Finesse (to use Dexterity for melee attacks with finesse weapons)

Combat Reflexes (to reflect Slovakia's ability to act quickly in combat)

Suggested Equipment:

A lute or other musical instrument (as a Bard)

A rapier (for finesse fighting)

Leather armor (for better mobility)

Personality Traits:

Friendly and Sociable: Slovakia enjoys interacting with others and is generally positive.

Clever: Exhibits resourcefulness and quick thinking in various situations.

Culturally Appreciative: Values art, music, and food, reflecting the rich cultural background of Slovakia.

Turkey

Race: Half-Orc Rationale: Half-orcs can embody the tough, resilient traits often associated with Turkey's depiction in Hetalia. Their cultural representation is often linked to strength and warrior characteristics, reflecting Turkey's character.

Classes:

Fighter (Level 5) Rationale: Turkey is portrayed as a strong and proud character, often taking on a combative role. The Fighter class captures that martial prowess, focusing on combat skills and physicality.

Bard (Level 3) Rationale: Turkey has a lively personality and is known for his expressive nature. The Bard class allows for social interaction, musical flair, and some charm spells, which fits well with Turkey's character in Hetalia.

Ranger (Level 2) Rationale: Rangers capture the connection to the outdoors and can reflect elements of Turkey's cultural heritage, particularly highlighting aspects of hunting and survival that could be associated with the natural landscapes of his region.

Character Traits and Abilities:

Strength: High, reflecting Turkey's physicality and warrior background.

Charisma: Moderate to high, showing how his lively personality can charm and inspire others.

Dexterity: Moderately high, suggesting agility and combat skill.

Skills:

Diplomacy: He is known for his ability to negotiate, characteristic of Turkey’s role in international relations.

Intimidate: Reflects the tough persona he holds.

Survival: Useful for his connection to the outdoors and resourcefulness.

Equipment:

Weapons: A mix of traditional and modern weaponry, such as a scimitar (to represent the region's heritage) and a composite bow (reflecting the Ranger aspects).

Armor: Light to medium armor, balancing mobility and protection, such as studded leather or chain mail.

Personality and Background:

Background: Turkey has a rich cultural history, often involving conflict and negotiation. He can be portrayed as a proud warrior who values both strength and social status. His personality can be boisterous and loud, with a strong sense of pride in his heritage.

Personality Traits: Proud, a bit brash, but fiercely loyal to friends. He often boasts about his abilities, and his conversations are filled with humor.

Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus

Race

Half-Elf

Justification: Half-elves combine human versatility with elven grace, reflecting Northern Cyprus' blend of cultures and influences from both Turkish and Cypriot backgrounds. Their adaptability and social nature suit the diplomatic and historical aspects of the character.

Classes

Bard (Level 4)

Role: The Bard represents Northern Cyprus's charm and ability to navigate social situations, embodying the character's diplomatic nature. Bards are also known for their cultural significance, which aligns with the character's emphasis on identity and tradition.

Key Features: Inspire Courage, Spellcasting, Bardic Performance, skills in Diplomacy, Knowledge (history), and Perform.

Rogue (Level 3)

Role: The Rogue aspect highlights cunning and resourcefulness, as well as the ability to operate in more covert or less straightforward ways, which may reflect the political nuances of Northern Cyprus's existence.

Key Features: Sneak Attack, Trapfinding, skills in Stealth, Deception, and Acrobatics. The ability to maneuver in social and political arenas works with the narrative.

Diplomat (Alternate Class) (Level 3)

Role: This class captures the character's role as a figure of diplomacy and negotiation. The Diplomat has abilities that enhance social interactions, emphasizing charisma and persuasion, which suits Northern Cyprus’s interactions with both Turkey and the broader international community.

Key Features: Features enhancing diplomacy skills, knowledge of local customs, and powerful rhetoric abilities, making them a strategic thinker.

Final Character Build

NPC Overview:

Race: Half-Elf

Classes: Bard 4 / Rogue 3 / Diplomat 3 (total level 10)

Ability Scores: Focus on Charisma (to enhance Bard and Diplomat abilities), Dexterity (for Rogue skills), and Constitution (for survivability).

Background Features: A mix of skills that leverage social abilities, stealth, and a knowledge of history. Consider developing unique magical songs or abilities that suit his cultural background, like using Bard abilities to promote peace or inspire allies.

Roleplaying Elements

Personality: Charismatic, cunning, somewhat politically disillusioned but deeply proud of his heritage. He navigates the intricate political landscape with charm and wit.

Goals: To enhance Northern Cyprus's standing through diplomacy and cultural showcase, possibly seeking recognition or ways to unify with supportive allies.

Appearance: Aesthetic could reflect traditional Turkish elements with modern twists, colorful clothing, and accessories that hint at cultural integration.

Ukraine

Race: Human (using the standard human traits for versatility; alternatively, the Varisian subrace could work for a cultural twist)

Classes:

Druid (1st-10th level) - Reflecting Ukraine's strong connection to her agricultural background, nature, and the earth. Druids can embody her nurturing side and connection to her homeland.

Key Abilities: Wisdom for spellcasting, and the ability to shapeshift and commune with nature fits her character's nurturing and protective attributes.

Fighter (1st-10th level) - This represents her strong, independent spirit and capabilities in battle. As a fighter, she emphasizes her resilience and ability to protect her loved ones.

Key Abilities: Strength for melee combat and martial prowess; skilled in various weapons, reflecting her defensive nature.

Diplomat (if using a homebrew or adapted class) - Represents her softer side, her diplomatic skills, and her ability to negotiate and mediate during conflicts.

Key Abilities: High Charisma for social interactions, skills in diplomacy, and potentially some abilities that allow her to sway others or gather information.

Level Suggestion: A balanced level might be Level 10, allowing her to have a well-rounded skill set. Perhaps specific levels in each class could be:

Druid Level 5 (Spells such as Entangle, Goodberry, and Cure Light Wounds),

Fighter Level 4 (Access to feats like Weapon Focus or Shield Master),

Diplomat/Negotiator Level 1 (Gaining a few key social abilities).

Background and Personality:

Alignment: Neutral Good, as she genuinely aims to help and protect those around her, often putting others' needs before her own.

Appearance: A tall woman with long, flowing hair, dressed in a blend of pastoral and warrior-like attire. She may carry a farming tool that doubles as a weapon, symbolizing her roots and ability to defend herself.

Motivation: Driven by a strong desire to protect her homeland, engage in diplomacy, and promote peace—often reflecting the historical context of her character in Hetalia.

Strengths & Skills: Good at persuasion, has knowledge of agriculture and herbalism, skilled in combat, and inherently nurturing towards her friends and allies.

[desertsandsnstarrysky]

Someone asked me on discord why is Israel’s human name Brigitte Malka Petrykowski.

Well let me answer it for you…

That’s my name. And her name also is based from Ashkenazi.

And before you ask, yes I based her off of me, so this particular Israel Hetalia oc in essence is Ashkenazi . I am aware of Ashkenazi, Sephardi, Mizrahi, and the many other groups of Jewish folks exist in the country of Israel and around the world.

And please do not say anything fucked up to me about how I’m just white and dismiss my blood, because that’s incredibly rude… so don’t do it.

You do not know me first and foremost, you do not know what my entire all entails. If you want to know more information about me and my heritage… then message me otherwise… don’t try it.

[thedarkmistress16]

Hetalia G8 (+ Canada, Romano, and Prussia) as Teachers (1/3)

Part 2. Part 3.

~Classes~

Axis:

Italy: Traditional Art. He really wanted an instruction class in the culinary arts, but because his big brother France swiped up the option immediately, he happily settled for teaching the intricacies of art, specifically with sketching and oil painting. Will bring in nude models for “Renaissance Week,” but also does it to have a reason to talk to pretty women and men during work. Anatomy. He really only teaches this as an extension to his art class more than the science of it, again with the contribution of “real models.” The board still hasn’t found out about this predicament.

Germany: Science. It’s not really his expertise or interest, but he has a lot of knowledge on the topic for some reason. This is the one subject he’s lax with his students on because he also struggles with it (even during demonstrations). Technology. Focuses on lecturing about older pieces of equipment for the purpose of “understanding history’s origins for modern innovations.” He only says this because he sucks at explaining and handling modern tech. He covers inventions like the radio and refrigeration, and particularly any piece of equipment he’s had personal experience in handling. This causes the students to moan and groan because most who sign up think it’ll be a cakewalk. That is before they realize the pop quizzes center around what integral components make up a communication device’s infrastructure instead of cracking into some computer software.

Japan: Digital Art. He squeezes the art of traditional inking and watercolor in there as well, since Italy teaches a majority of the art department and Japan was too respectful toward the board’s decision to request it, on top of entrusting Italy to instruct the topics with care. Japanese. Usually stoic when teaching, but there are times when he’s seemingly more gentle-sounding when he talks or looks off in the distance. Most students chalk this up to him having a soft spot for the topic.

Romano: Art History. Refuses anyone else to teach this subject due to his brother teaching Traditional Art, finding it obvious that no one else is allowed to do it because of this reason. Gardening. This was the only way he could gush about his love for tomatoes in a semi-related way during class, but is actually more passionate about horticulture than he realizes.

Prussia: European History. Because he is technically not a country, he is more allowed by the board to teach history in this field due to his lack of current world bias and involvement. The wars are still a sore subject for him and traitorous tears will spring up in his eyes when talking about them, even if he has the tiniest bit of connection to them. He will get passionate about distrusting stereotypes when such events are being covered, defending his heritage more than anything else at these moments. May go into tangents when discussing countries he’s personally familiar with. German. His brother is worse at teaching students this subject due to his lack of patience and method of discipline. Prussia is more willing to laugh about mistakes when it comes to learning languages and happily encourages his students to get it right, even if it sounds condescending. Takes great pride in the language still being relevant to teach as a secondary language for non-natives. Always happy to see willing participants taking in his every word during sessions.

Allies:

America: American History. He forced this subject upon the school board to be taught regardless of relevance and completely refused to let Britain teach any of it in case he tried to “twist the truth to make me look like the villain.” He really gets into the Wild West chapter of his life, the whole comics code fiasco, and various fights for the rights of the people, including the Revolution. Communications. Loves commanding a room and having people listen to what he has to say. He encourages his students to do the same and helps them get over any fears they have with public speaking. May seem like he doesn’t care with how he comes off and how he says things, but truly looks out for his student’s well-being.

Britain: English (ESL/ABE). Absolutely appalled at America’s interest in teaching English and never budges from his stance on being the superior instructor on this subject, despite what his older brothers may say. Gets mildly agitated by what he sees to be common knowledge as a native speaker when a student does or says something wrong. He ends up portraying more patience in correcting mistakes than he lets on with his standoff-ness, not unlike a mother hen would. Literature. One of his favorite subjects to teach and it shows. He also takes it seriously to the point of lecturing his class on properly caring for the assigned books and looking downright scary when a small antic like passing notes catches his eye. It seems he can spot pranks and tricks without even needing to look in that direction, and students claim he has a sixth sense or some kind of insane hearing power for that kind of thing. Whenever he gets to covering Hamlet, he has to physically stop America from hijacking his work computer to play “The Lion King” instead of the live-action adaptation he originally cued to show during class.

France: Culinary Arts. He’ll die before he lets any other country have the honor of teaching the art of cuisine to impressionable minds. While the dishes he presents are mostly his own, a lot of them have real-world applications to other cultures’ meals such as general food prep and ingredient selection advice. Fashion. Was only able to nab this subject due to his devotion in following current trends and either designing immaculate inspirations off of them or accurately anticipating the next fad. If France didn’t advocate for the importance of style functionality, fabric durability, and color theory, then the school board wouldn’t have offered Fashion as a necessary subject.

Russia: Home Economics. His big frame holds a gentle soul, which is why he chose to teach home skills. Topics like sewing and cooking are made his own by delivering instructions on how to do such tasks with things found around the house when the recommended materials aren’t available. Likes covering D.I.Y. projects in particular, and while the board disagrees, they’re too afraid of opposing him on it in fear of being beaten to death, despite Russia’s go-lucky claims of only “beating you all into submission, silly!” Russian. About every student who takes this class gets intimidated by Russia at one point, either from making mistakes or during a normal lecture. Sometimes he can’t help his emotions and brushes them off, but his students will always remember his chilling auras and sudden interrogations at disruptions or ignorant questions. They’re all too fearful to report him.

China: Health. Really focuses on telling students the things that are bad for their bodies, which also includes the mention of narcotics, substances, sexual activities, etc. He’s very blunt about the information he gives, which makes note-taking pretty straightforward. At the same time, the things he covers rarely stray from the textbook to the point where some students don’t bother attending lectures and just study the text instead. China’s never caught onto this and simply calls those students “lazy,” making his tests and quizzes notoriously easy. Chinese. Because he was denied his demand to instruct the history of Asian nations, even with his claim of America getting his way with American History, the board claimed another history class wasn’t necessary. So, in retaliation, China interjects heavy doses of Chinese culture and history into the topics he teaches in his class, which mainly revolve around home remedies, his native language, and other, general facts about Asia as a whole.  This was the closest he could manage to be able to teach a history course on his and his younger sibling’s cultures.

Canada: Math. Most students take this class when they hate the subject but like Canada as a teacher, because this is the only course where students can actually hear him speak through the whole session. On top of Canada's slow explanations, willingness to correct himself, and patient answering, the subject is less daunting as a whole. Workshop. From birdhouses to chairs, the students will learn a-plenty about carpentry with Canada, who really oversees the work and reads from the book. He acts as the text’s voice, really. He does none of the actual demonstrative work for it and is virtually unhearable when the students start working. Knowing this, America’s a little peeved he isn’t in there so he can teach it the right way, or “the hero’s way,” which includes wielding his chainsaw and screaming about Chuck Norris for some reason. This is the exact reason why Canada doesn’t allow him to teach it with him. What his brother doesn't know is that Canada acutely observes his students, who all quickly realize they can't get away with slacking off in his classes. Baking. Canada’s recipe log for this class includes small yet filling Canadian treats, and even some from France and Britain. He instructs difficult and tricky recipes on purpose- wanting to gauge his student’s current levels of skill, patience, and tenacity when they come across a difficult problem. Some students grow aggravated with this method, feeling like they’ve hit a wall or are being treated unfairly, while others feel accomplished or see what their instructor is doing and welcome the challenge. They can hear him a little better in this course compared to Workshop, but not by much; some students wish live captions were a real-life thing when they attend his lectures.

[council-of-beetroot]

6, 49, and 50 for the ask game 👀

Thanks for the ask!

6: How has Hetalia affected history for you?

Well I've always been a history/geography nerd but I suppose it makes it so now I can't go one geography class without thinking about Hetalia.

49: What is the thing in general that you absolutely love about Hetalia?

I love the creativity of the fandom honestly it's so cool what people create! I love getting to learn about other places in the world from fellow fans using Hetalia as a medium.

Honestly this fandom has some of the best art and fics out there.

The people so far have been really nice and encouraging and I've really enjoyed getting to interact with people.

One of my favorite things is seeing people use Hetalia as a way to showcase and show others their country's culture, heritage, and history. It's so cool!

50: If you could have one wish granted that was Hetalia-related, what would it be?

Compensation for the obsession created by this show about the Baltics through an all expenses paid 6 month trip to Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia.

Ironically though what first piqued my interest about a trip to Lithuania wasn't Hetalia but when I saw what it looked like while watching an episode of the Bachelor. Good job tourist people if that's what you were hoping for. Estonia would never be on my bucket list if it weren't for Hetalia.

[another-cliche-title]

when im in college imma write a paper titled something like "the sociolinguistic implications of hetalia characters using japanese dialects in the japanese version while they use 'actual accents' in the english one"

ok but srsly:

english is Dominant World Global Language Hegemon but u already knew that

so basically everyone in the world has spoken it. so now it makes sense for literally every country to have a stereotypical accent associated with it

if the english language was a person and saw hetalia it would take this point to Flex on how much it has absolutely Dominated every language ever

this is useful for anglophones to realize lol

ON THE OTHER HAND

outside of native and heritage speakers japanese is only ever spoken by Weebs

obvs there woud be no stereotypical accent associated with eveyr country on earth. you could get non-native japanese speakers to voice characters in japanese for Authenticity but it would make less sense as opposed to a japanese regional dialect

like look at poland. in the japanese version he has a nagoya dialect, which is usually translated as basically being a "valley girl accent" to match with his personality. in the english version he still uses a really Hip sounding accent, which sounds like you told an ai to generate you a "slavic californian frat bro" because it was funny.

honestly how accents are used in media is really interesting and Says A Lot and shit. (Me transforming rapidly into a media studies major(but srsly i wanna major in that someday lol i actually like it))

like there's So much Precious Social Context in language and it gets lost in translation and i love all of that. it says shit about us!!

like how latinam dubs always try to be Neutral but end up reflecting where it's from in some way. while there's really no need to be neutral with english cuz of dominance of american and british varieties (every english speaker follows british and american norms in some way, especially under influence of education) while spanish dialects have no distinguishable leader

a lot of conlangers have that go totally by them i think lol. like they go for creating The Most Logical Language Ever. i think in natural languages they dont go bonkers about sociolinguistics as much. like alright, alright, i get it, i like weird ass morphosyntatical phonological thingalogical stuff too but that interacts with Social shit on a level that is inseperable from the history of a language itself and the people that speak this shit

[frog-frussy]

“Ah, yes! My special day-“

“Day of the Dead! Not only Fran’s”

Mhhhm, seems like Alfredo is in need of attention too!

Still accepting asks/requests in celebration of Latinx Heritage Month!!! So they’re all Mexican for a month! >:3 (Yeah, ik today is the last day lol)

[shironezuninja]

Had to watch yesterday’s new Yashahime episode before posting.

[marcusbrutus]

Ok but does ANYONE remember that hetalia post that was like “i think everyone in the hetalia fandom died in a war in their past life.” LIKE DID I DREAM THAT? I swear I saw it on tumblr in like 2013

[hetaliabuyblog]

Hetalia The World Heritage III: From the French Revolution to the 21st Century by Gentosha Comics

MSRP: 1,188 yen, Release Date: March 24th, 2017

Available for pre-order via CDJapan (purchasing from CDJapan helps financially support this blog) and Amazon JP . Special shoutout to @jammerlea for reminding me and informing me about this release. This release is in Japanese.