#hes skinny and scrawny and has one eye.. hes like 56.....

[beingofthestars]

i suppose so? thank you, that would be nice-

woe. moon be upon ye. xe fell from the sky. uh. xes probably fine trust me.

ghh.. wh- where even-

//@beingofthestars

"good eve."

× he picked xem up. ×

[lovelytonys]

100 great things about megamind

basically i just watched megamind and wrote down everything that made me go “hey that’s good”

1. The opening monologue slaps I literally do not care about your “cliches” it’s GOOD

2. “8 days old and still living with my parents...pathetic right?”

3. The idea that Megamind is inherently good since his origin story should have been his dad saying he’s destined for “greatness” but the greatness got cut off uwu

4. Literally just the fact that Megamind was about to go to the Rich Nice House and his destiny changed at the last second,,,everything about this movie makes it a cinematic masterpiece

5. “A baby! How thoughtful!” “yes yes I saw it and thought of you”

6. “While they were learning the itsy bitsy spider I was learning how to dehydrate objects and rehydrate them at will”

7. When you hear the Bad to the Bone guitar riff kick in,,,,,,heck yeah babey!!

8. J.K Simmons is here! yeah!

9. Will Ferrell’s voice acting is literally SO darn good like even just from the beginning,,, the funny affectation of whatever kind of accent that is,,,,,the expressiveness of literally everything he says,,,,,I’m not actively a fan of Will Ferrell or anything but he just did a good job ok

10. “His heart is an ocean inside a bigger ocean”

11. Idk why but I just love the phrase “you fantastic fish you”

12. Metro Man is such a fun character. Like. A hero who shouldn’t be a hero, but he just….is one? Someone who’s idol-worshipped and, despite his grandeur, doesn’t exactly deserve it?

13. MEGAMIND’S CHARACTER DESIGN IS LITERALLY SO GOOD like the vivid colors of his skin and eyes? His COSTUME? His hilarious proportions, between the giant head and the skinny & scrawny everything else? Superb, you funky little alien

14. All dialogue between Megamind and Minion is god tier by default

15. The twist on “damsel in distress” where yeah the girl gets kidnapped but she is so not distressed and has the intellectual power in the situation as she roasts Megamind at every turn and he can’t combat anything she says

16. “Oh potato tomato potato tomato”

17. “I’m shaking in my BABY SEAL LEATHER BOOTS”

18. THE ENTIRE EXCHANGE BETWEEN MEGAMIND AND METRO MAN ABOUT JUSTICE AND REVENGE AND THE MICROWAVE OF EVIL AND WARRANTIES

19. “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card” “You of all people know that we discontinued that”

20. The way this movie manages to SO effectively establish character while diving right into the action and keeping with a fun, fast pace? The world & characters are set up incredibly well AND the start of the journey/ “break into the new world” hits at a brisk 20 minutes? Lovely work, Dreamworks

21. When Highway to Hell kicks in with the lasers and Megamind dancing at the police,,,,,this is nothing short of priceless

22. “Imagine the most horrible terrifying evil thing you could possibly think of and multiply it…..BY SIX”

23. When you’re a supervillain who takes over the city and you say “let’s just have fun with this” to the citizens

24. *whispering behind the door* “now slam the door really hard!” *snickering like a 12 year old girl* “move they can still see you”

25. “Did you think this day would come?” “No, no not in a million years, not ever...I mean yes”

26. “That’s called a window, sir. All the kids are looking through them”

27. Crazy Train is SUCH a nice touch, the fade into Alone Again Naturally is great. The use of music in this movie is absolutely A+, MEGAMIND DID IT FIRST AND GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AIN’T SPECIAL (jk gotg you’re so special ily)

28. The images of Megamind’s destruction & deterioration of the city are so creative and funny

29. *to a desk toy bird* “What’s your vacuum like?”  

30. “GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN SIR”

31. Haven’t yet mentioned how lovely the animation of Megamind’s face is! Every single frame, he’s so expressive

32. Mispronunciation of words like “school”, “Metro City”, and “melancholy”

33. This voice cast in general is so good like it’s not just big names phoning it in for an animated movie, they’re fully into it

34. Real Bernard doesn’t get much screen time but he’s hilarious

35. “Typhoon Cheese”, whatever that was gonna be

36. The juxtaposition in body language & facial expression between Real Bernard and Megamind Bernard,,,,,actually just the way Megamind’s physicality is transferred to the other characters he disguises himself as. Great stuff

37. Megamind’s off-the-walls high energy is so fun and electric

38. “This is a bad idea” “yes, a good idea for the greater good of bad” “maybe it seems good from your bad perception but from a good perception it’s just plain bad” “oh you don’t know what’s good for bad”

39. Ollo? Oh, hello

40. “I’m just yelling at my…..mother’s urn”

41. Megamind and Minion just saying “code” before things that aren’t in code. This movie is so good with its running gags, they don’t feel like “oh haha they used that joke again!” they feel like inside jokes between the characters I love it

42. Megamind fighting himself as Bernard while complimenting himself, COMEDY GOLD

43. The various occurrences of random life-altering things happening on a whim to the wrong people, like Hal getting the superpowers and earlier Metro Man being molded into a hero and Megamind landing in prison as a baby

44. The forget me stick

45. Space Dad and Space Stepmom

46. Every character Megamind inhabits always retains Megamind’s eyes

47. MR BLUE SKY PLAYING OVER HAL’S DISASTROUS TRAINING SEQUENCE AND THE FALLING IN LOVE SEQUENCE THAT INCLUDES DONKEY KONG AND MEGAMIND WEIRDLY TEXTING ON A FLIP PHONE (gotgv2 who? Don’t know her)

48. Roxanne’s positive influence making Megamind genuinely want to make the city better uwu

49. ROXANNE AND METRO MAN WERE NEVER A COUPLE! Lovely trope subversion

50. Tropes in this movie in general are so fun. This isn’t some uninspired genre parody. They don’t just subvert tropes in the exact way that you’d expect. I feel like the way that this movie plays with the superhero genre often feels unique and creative

51. Bernard’s character design kind of slaps tbh. The turtleneck, the hair, the glasses, all very nice

52. When Hal calls Roxanne “a really good looking one I’ve got my eye on” like she’s meat or something as opposed to Megamind valuing her personality…..makes ya think u know

53. T h e  b l a c k  m a m b a a a a a

54. “Maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore!” and Megamind & Minion’s subsequent falling out that served as a precursor to the disastrous date with Roxanne- it happens pretty much exactly halfway through the movie. Some people look down upon following structure to a T, but sometimes it’s satisfying when a movie perfectly follows structure and this movie’s structure is flawless

55. “Good luck on your date” “I will” “That doesn’t even make any sense” “I know”

56. Right after fighting w Minion when Megamind looks in a cracked mirror and frowns at his reflection but then changes into someone else, into Bernard, and then smiles? THE CINNAMON TOGROPHY, THE STORYTELLING

57. When Hal is just an incel whose feeling of entitlement is framed as disgusting and he’s not supposed to be sympathetic and Roxanne’s rejection of him is not framed as evil but rather completely justified? VERY epic of them, this movie would have SMASHED the pop culture scene if it came out today

58. The GRAVITY of the part when Roxanne accidentally reveals Megamind in the restaurant is so powerful that I can STILL barely watch it even though I’ve seen it so many times

59. The part that immediately follows where Roxanne shuts down Megamind is SO well done. Roxanne is giving out some harsh words to our dear protagonist, but she is not framed as the bad guy. The great thing about this scene is that they let Roxanne call out Megamind on how he’s been a jerk and she gets to be RIGHT. How very cash money of them! The emotion here isn’t anger at Roxanne because she’s ~being mean~ to Megamind. It’s a sting over the fact that she’s right, and the heartbreak over the dramatic irony of us knowing that Megamind is becoming a better person and Roxanne having no idea. Now Megamind is left with a decision that will show who he truly is on the inside: he could either retreat back into safe, evil ways for the rest of time because it’s easier to be bad because then no one expects anything from him and rejection is easier to handle, or he could ultimately choose to grow from this and recognize how he was wrong and how he has to change. The execution of this midpoint is exemplary.

60. “Do you really think I’d ever be with you?” “....no” the delivery of those lines is so good

61. “You were right! I was….less right!”

62. The Black Mamba is a god tier costume and the fact that it has its own theme song in the score makes it at least 6x better

63. WHEN BACK IN BLACK KICKS IN YEAAAHHHH (Iron Man who? Don’t know her) (Iron Man was already out at this point but how fun is it that this movie used TWO iconic mcu songs)

64. Megamind in the giant suit playing with cars

65. Hal SUCKS I love how much the movie wants you to hate him

66. The difference between Megamind and Hal/Titan/Tighten is so interesting to watch. How Megamind is the self-proclaimed “bad guy” but he’s not even out to do serious damage & it’s just a game to him, while Hal is out for blood but was created to be a hero

67. “Now it’s time for witty banter” “AAAAAAAAA” “I’m not really sure where to go with that”

68. “I’M CALLING A TIME OUT”

69. Twisting the Kryptonite trope by having Metro Man make up the copper weakness

70. “Does he have a hideout? A cave? A solitary fortress?” lol I understood that reference

71. “OW! MY GIANT BLUE HEAD!”

72. Metro Man’s confession scene is so good. Really, how often do you get a hero who feels that he was forced into being a hero? That’s usually a villain trope. Does the hero ever realize he doesn’t want to be a hero….and actually quit FOR GOOD? Again, the trope subversion is awesome

73. “I have eyes that can see right through leaaaaaaaad” that’s my favorite song

74. “You left the city to HIM! No offense” “no I’m with you”

75. “There’s a yin for every yang. If there’s bad, good will rise up against it.”

76. “I say we just go all GANGSTA on him” ms tina fey i would die for you

77. Megamind turns himself in to the police, the fact that he willingly submits himself to the punishment of being a villain at this point is a lovely and stirring way of showing the sense of justice he has deep down and showing his character development

78. When Roxanne gives Megamind a desperate & compassionate pep talk over live tv no matter what it means for her reputation :*))

79. When Megamind has 88 life sentences

80. “I. Am. Sorry!” *dramatically slides down door*

81. Megamind’s heartfelt and regretful admission of all his mistakes that brings his character arc to a head? Lovely

82. “Good luck” “WE’RE GONNA D I E! Hahahaha!”

83. “There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England.”

84. MEGAMIND’S EPIC ENTRANCE BY COMING OUT OF HIS OWN MOUTH

85. “Oh you’re a villain alright. Just not a super one.” “Oh yeah? What’s the difference?”

86. P R E S E N T A T I O N

87. METRO MAN THUNDER CALVES

88. Again with the green eyes continuity! Love that!

89. “Going somewhere? Besides jail?” *flies in a fancy pose*

90. When Megamind is ready to let everyone think Metro Man is back but Roxanne wants to see the real hero :*))

91. “This is the last time you make a fool out of me!” “I made you a hero, you did the fool thing all by yourself” SICK BURN

92. “There’s a benefit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes”

93. WHEN THE DEHYDRATION GUN COMES IN CLUTCH

94. Minion being a drama queen lol comedy peaked in 2010

95. Minion’s Little Face

96. “GET BACK YOU SAVAGES” “Sorry he’s just not used to positive feedback!”

97. “Destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves”

98. When Megamind gets to parallel Metro Man’s entrance from the beginning of the movie and everyone cheers for him :*)) and he adds his own fun little twist by making a villain joke

99. “Megamind, defender of Metro City” “you know? I like the sound of that!”

100. Name a better villain to hero story. YOU CANNOT. Cinematic excellence. I am never disappointed.

[papermoonloveslucy]

LUCY, THE OTHER WOMAN

S5;E7 ~ October 23, 1972

Directed by Coby Ruskin ~ Written by Fred S. Fox and Seaman Jacobs

Synopsis

Lucy's milkman has a crush on her but his angry wife (Totie Fields) thinks Lucy is having an affair with the dairy deliveryman.  

Regular Cast

Lucille Ball (Lucy Carter), Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter), Lucie Arnaz (Kim Carter)

Guest Cast

Totie Fields (Mrs. Poopsie Butkus, the Milkman's Wife) was born Sophie Feldman in 1927 (some sources cite 1930).  'Totie' was a childhood nickname derived from a baby's pronunciation of 'Sophie'.  She was a nightclub comedienne whose first big break came on “The Ed Sullivan Show.” After that, she appeared on many TV talk and variety shows.  This appearance was just one of handful of 'acting' jobs.  Fields was diabetic and had a leg amputation in 1976.  Her health declined afterwards and she died in 1978.  

Mr. and Mrs. Butkus have five children.

Herbie Faye (Lester Butkus, the Milkman) was a character whose first major acting role (at age 56) was Corporal Sam Fender in “The Phil Silvers Show” (1955). He also appeared with Silvers on Broadway in Top Banana (1951) and also did the film version (1954) with Silvers. He appeared in a 1968 episode of “The Lucy Show.”  This is fourth and final “Here’s Lucy” episode.

According to the insignia on his hat, Mr. Butkus works for the Cloverleaf Dairy.

Roy Rowan (Radio Newscaster Voice, uncredited) was the off-camera announcer for every episode of “I Love Lucy” as well as “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy.” He was also the voice heard when TV or radio programs were featured on the plot of all three shows. He was first heard announcing the TV football game in “Lucy is a Referee” (S1;E3). His first on-camera appearance was in “Lucy Takes Up Golf” (S2;E17).  

Lucille Ball had this episode especially written to suit the talents of Totie Fields, whom she greatly admired.

This is the first episode aired in season 5 where Lucille Ball is on her feet after her skiing accident and breaking her leg.  She does, however, still have a cast on her foot.  Mr. Butkus, the milkman, asks how her leg is feeling and how she came to break it.  Lucy says she didn't come to break it, she came to go skiing!

Mr. Butkus's wife sends Lucy an anonymous threatening letter. Kim jokingly says the letter is from Elizabeth Taylor.  Lucy joins in the joke yelling for Richard [Burton] to come out of the closet. Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor were one of Hollywood's most famous couples.  They appeared in “Lucy Meets the Burtons” (S3;E1) in 1970.  

Lucy listens to a radio news report about a marital triangle that caused a Mrs. Mercedes Smith of Sherman Oaks to shoot a Mrs. Vivian Boone for breaking up her happy home.  

Totie Fields was considered a female Don Rickles.  As such she hurls some of her trademark barbs at Lucy: 

“Under-weight, over-height, skinny, scrawny, and wearing a freaked out wig!”

Once again, Lucy denies wearing a wig, but in reality Lucille Ball was wigged.

Harry says Lucy's plight with the milkman sounds like a bad opera.  Kim quips “Yeah. Madame Buttermilk.” Kim is making a pun about the Puccini opera Madame Butterfly first written in 1904.  It is now part of the classical opera repertoire worldwide.

When Kim asks if she thinks Poopsie will leave her husband, Lucy says “Giving up a Butkus isn't exactly like giving up Paul Newman.” Handsome movie star Paul Newman (1925-2008) was mentioned by Patty Andrews in “Lucy and the Andrews Sisters” (S2;E6).  

When Mr. Butkus shows up on Lucy's doorstep suitcases in hand, Harry calls him “the curdled Casanova.”  Giacomo Girolamo Casanova (1725-98) was an Italian adventurer and author whose autobiography is regarded as one of the most authentic sources of the customs and norms of European social life during the 18th century. He has become so famous for his often complicated and elaborate affairs with women that his name is now synonymous with ‘womanizer.’ 

Lucy and Harry compare the situation to “Peyton Place.” “Peyton Place” was a primetime soap opera that aired on ABC TV from 1964 to 1969.  The title has become synonymous with the personal problems and scandals of small-town life.  It was referenced several times on “The Lucy Show” when the show was  still on the air. 

As part of Lucy's scheme to reunite the Butkuses, Harry plays Dr. Gustav Glockenspiel and adopts a German accent.  Lucy says he has an advanced case of Cupidosis (ie; a broken heart).

To break Lester out of his catatonic state, Poopsie sings 'their' song, “You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You.” This was a song Totie Fields was known for including in her act. It written by Russ Morgan, Larry Stock, and James Cavanaugh and published in 1944.  Its most famous cover was by Dean Martin in 1964.  Wayne Newton sang it in “Lucy Discovers Wayne Newton” (TLS S4;E14) and “Lucy Sells Craig To Wayne Newton” (S1;E9).  

Mr. Butkas brings Lucy a free pint of banana fudge yogurt.  In “Lucy's Lucky Day” (S4;E15) the milkman Mr. Larson tells Lucy she won a year's supply of raspberry apricot yogurt.  

Props!  The same issue of Elite Magazine seen in Lucy's hospital room is now on her living room coffee table.

Got Milk?  In two previous episodes, Lucy's milkman was named Mr. Larson from the Dover Dairy.  He was played by Billy Sands.  Now Lucy is getting deliveries from Mr. Butkus (Herbie Faye) of the Cloverleaf Dairy.  

The Chew!  There are marshmallows in Poopsie's boxes of chocolates. This is likely because marshmallows are far easier to eat on camera than chocolates.

Eye See You!  Singing her song, Fields breaks the fourth wall – first looking at the studio audience, then directly into the camera, something virtually unknown on a “Lucy” sitcom.  

“Lucy, the Other Woman” rates 4 Paper Hearts out of 5 

Like “Lucy and Joe Namath” this is one of many episodes Lucille Ball had written expressly for a specific celebrity guest star.  Since Fields made very few such appearances, it is a wonderful opportunity to see her do her thing.  She truly was a force!  Ball even allows Fields to break into song and break the fourth wall in the episode’s final moments.  Fun and funny!  

[wc-untold]

SKYCLAN ALLEGIANCES

Created using https://perchance.org/wc-generator (elders were generated using a random number generator for the ages.)

This is a challenge to create entire OC clans using only a generator and the build a story using them. None of the descriptions have been edited from the generator (except the elders).

Leader: 

- Sootstar is a small, knowledge, and crazy leader, with ruffled, solid black fur and almond-shaped green eyes. She likes to sleep under the stars. Sootstar is 44 moons old. Sootstar's warrior name was Sootsky.

Deputy: 

- Daisydusk is a scrawny, colorful, and impulsive deputy, with short, light grey tabby fur and narrow green eyes. They’re known for having flowers caught in their fur. Daisydusk is 56 moons old.

Medicine Cat: 

- Needlecreek is a scrawny, generous, and shortsighted medicine cat, with coarse, mottled grey fur, a mask-like facial marking and soft grey eyes. It seems that no apprentices would want to recieve her as a mentor. Needlecreek is 27 moons old.

-  Beargaze is an average built, predictable, and extravagant medicine cat, with soft, light brown and white fur, large paws and wide orange eyes. He decorates his fur with flowers. Beargaze is 18 moons old.

MCA:

- Hawthornpaw is a short-legged, sane, and gullible medicine cat apprentice, with silken, cinnamon colored tabby fur and dark brown eyes. They love to tell jokes and prank cats in their clan. Hawthornpaw's full name will be Hawthornbreeze. Hawthornpaw is 7 moons old.

- Splashpaw is a muscular, courageous, and extreme medicine cat apprentice, with lustrous, sorrel ticked tortoiseshell fur, swept-back fur and silver eyes. They smell like the river. Splashpaw's full name will be Splashflower. Splashpaw is 11 moons old.

Warriors:

- Weaselstream is an abnormally small, sarcastic, and conformist warrior, with grizzled, tortoiseshell smoke fur, a flat muzzle and clear grey eyes. He spends a lot of time in the medicine den, and knows basic herbs. Weaselstream is 32 moons old.

- Aspenwillow is a small, responsible, and ungrateful warrior, with wiry, golden flecked cream fur and starry blue eyes. She can climb trees better than anyone in her clan! Aspenwillow is 14 moons old.

- Ratmist is a tall, friendly, and reactionary warrior, with kinked, brown tabby fur and crossed, pale, milky eyes. He is the best tracker in the clan. Ratmist is 15 moons old.

- Shadewhisker is an abnormally small, persistent, and repressed warrior, with silky, mottled grey fur, a mask-like facial marking and bright brown eyes. They are gentle with kits and would like to have some one day. Shadewhisker is 14 moons old.

- Cherrycloud is a short-legged, supportive, and childish warrior, with scarred, lynx point fur, a snaggle tooth, and bright blue eyes. He is popular among the clans. Cherrycloud is 21 moons old.

- Cedarmoss is an average built, dreamy, and biosterous warrior, with grizzled, light grey tabby fur and amber eyes. She doesn't have claws. Cedarmoss is 22 moons old.

- Rowanwillow is a short-legged, relaxed, and egocentric warrior, with well-groomed, golden shaded fur and sweet brown eyes. She decorates her nest with rocks. Rowanwillow is 33 moons old.

- Pumpkinshadow is a long-legged, emotional, and arrogant warrior, with patchy, creamy tabby fur, a sliced ear, and bright green eyes. He is gentle with kits.. Pumpkinshadow is 24 moons old. (Apprentice: Shinepaw)

- Wrenshadow is a chubby, independent, and neglectful warrior, with dirty, ginger tabby fur and dark green eyes. She can climb trees better than anyone in her clan! Wrenshadow is 19 moons old.

- Junipermoon is a short, skeptical, and irresponsible warrior, with flowy, light grey and white fur, dark tear lines and golden eyes. She spends a lot of time in the medicine den, and knows basic herbs. Junipermoon is 25 moons old. (Apprentice: Amberpaw)

- Emberswoop is a skinny, mature, and grand warrior, with clean, mottled grey fur and copper eyes. He likes to sun himself. Emberswoop is 34 moons old.

- Sleekmoss is a scrawny, good-natured, and unstable warrior, with clean, red ticked tabby fur and pale, milky eyes. She is a good mentor. Sleekmoss is 29 moons old. (Apprentice: Beetlepaw)

- Yellowtail is a tall, stoiid, and biosterous warrior, with lustrous, ginger tabby fur, a diamond shaped face and light blue eyes. She has a collection of feathers stashed in camp. Yellowtail is 30 moons old. (Apprentice: Foxpaw)

- Doecatcher is a broad-shouldered, boyish, and cynical warrior, with coarse, tortie point fur and chilling amber eyes. She is known for being able to speak badger. Doecatcher is 20 moons old. (Apprentice: Flamepaw)

- Cypressdawn is a muscular, whimsical, and mellow warrior, with coarse, solid light grey fur, a diamond shaped face and starry blue eyes. They are good at conversation. Cypressdawn is 36 moons old.

- Ripplesnow is a scrawny, amiable, and disobedient warrior, with tangled, ginger flecked white fur, white flecks and golden eyes. They are known for collecting bones. Ripplesnow is 18 moons old.

- Palestripe is an average built, attractive, and malicious warrior, with downy, creamy tabby fur and russet-colored eyes. They are gentle with kits and would like to have some one day. Palestripe is 37 moons old. (Apprentice: Pinepaw)

- Scorchbriar is a small, wise, and biosterous warrior, with dense, russet rosette-covered fur and light blue eyes. She enjoys attending gatherings. Scorchbriar is 28 moons old. (Apprentice: Whirlpaw)

- Gorsecry is a heavyset, neutral, and contemptible warrior, with well-groomed, light grey and white fur and narrow orange eyes. She is bad at conversation. Gorsecry is 29 moons old.

- Rainwatcher is a small, confident, and cold warrior, with dirty, light grey and white fur and almond-shaped brown eyes. He is a harsh mentor. Rainwatcher is 30 moons old. (Apprentice: Woodpaw)

- Acornfeather is a short, honest, and regretful warrior, with patchy, cinnamon silver ticked tabby fur and orange eyes. They are a harsh mentor. Acornfeather is 32 moons old. (Apprentice: Blazepaw)

- Mistlemoss is a broad-shouldered, relaxed, and arrogant warrior, with feathery, light grey tabby fur and hazel eyes. He is known for being able to speak badger. Mistlemoss is 26 moons old.

- Sorrelleap is a long-legged, responsible, and neglectful warrior, with dense, solid black fur and oval-shaped green eyes. She loves to share prey with the other cats! Sorrelleap is 30 moons old.

Apprentices:

- Amberpaw is a bony, mellow, and stiff apprentice, with grizzled, solid black fur and peach colored eyes. He is good at conversation. Amberpaw's full name will be Amberstorm. Amberpaw is 9 moons old. (Mentor: Junipermoon)

- Shinepaw is a heavyset, curious, and unfriendly apprentice, with kinked, red torbie patterned fur and forest green eyes. She is a little too friendly with cats outside her clan. Shinepaw's full name will be Shinewind. Shinepaw is 12 moons old. (Mentor: Pumpkinshadow)

- Beetlepaw is a large, helpful, and wise apprentice, with flowy, solid black fur and aqua eyes. She enjoys spending time with the other apprentices. Beetlepaw's full name will be Beetlecreek. Beetlepaw is 11 moons old. (Mentor: Sleekmoss)

- Woodpaw is an abnormally small, playful, and boisterous apprentice, with soft, fawn ticked tabby fur, a dark nose and starry blue eyes. He has a collection of pine cones stashed in camp. Woodpaw's full name will be Woodfeather. Woodpaw is 9 moons old. (Mentor: Rainwatcher)

- Whirlpaw is a chubby, sarcastic, and ridiculous apprentice, with coarse, golden flecked cream fur and hazel eyes. They like to swim. Whirlpaw's full name will be Whirlmist. Whirlpaw is 11 moons old. (Mentor: Scorchbriar)

- Foxpaw is a muscular, peaceful, and lazy apprentice, with bushy, cream ticked tortoiseshell fur and light green eyes. She frequently misses her training. Foxpaw's full name will be Foxthorn. Foxpaw is 11 moons old. (Mentor: Yellowtail)

- Flamepaw is an average built, optimistic, and dull apprentice, with matted, red ticked tabby fur, a missing tail and amber eyes. They hold a grudge against an enemy clan. Flamepaw's full name will be Flamesky. Flamepaw is 8 moons old. (Mentor: Doecatcher)

- Pinepaw is a muscular, reflective, and regimental apprentice, with silken, dark brown tabby fur and bright blue eyes. They love to share prey with the other cats! Pinepaw's full name will be Pinefeather. Pinepaw is 8 moons old. (Mentor: Palestripe)

- Blazepaw is a broad-shouldered, sarcastic, and withdrawn apprentice, with healthy, silver shaded fur, an oval shaped face and golden eyes. She enjoys playing with kits, and teaching them things she's learned from her training. Blazepaw's full name will be Blazesplash. Blazepaw is 8 moons old. (Mentor: Acornfeather)

Queens:

- Cloudfoot is a slender, observant, and flamboyant queen, with curly, cinnamon colored tabby fur, a stubby tail, and light green eyes. She doesn't have claws. Cloudfoot is 49 moons old.

- Fidgetflight is an abnormally large, solitary, and hypocritical queen, with patchy, tortoiseshell fur and bright blue eyes. She enjoys watching the sunset. Fidgetflight is 35 moons old.

- Sniplight is a bony, playful, and weak-willed queen, with flowy, cream ticked tortoiseshell fur and marbled (brown and gold) eyes. She likes to sleep under the stars. Sniplight is 20 moons old.

- Sagethorn is a broad-shouldered, humble, and fearful queen, with spiky, cream ticked tortoiseshell fur and honey colored eyes. She is a little too friendly with cats outside her clan. Sagethorn is 40 moons old.

- Parsleydusk is a short, reflective, and loquacious queen, with curly, dark brown and white fur and russet-colored eyes. He likes to sleep under the stars. Parsleydusk is 56 moons old.

Kits: 

- Curlkit is a heavyset, imaginative, and dishonest kit, with dense, light grey tabby fur, round features and hazel eyes. It seems they never stop talking. Curlkit is 4 moons old.

- Snapkit is an average built, reverential, and rowdy kit, with slick, cinnamon calico fur, freckles, and almond-shaped brown eyes. He shows a lot of promise as a future medicine cat. Snapkit is 3 moons old.

- Shadykit is a heavyset, selfless, and ignorant kit, with clean, grey marbled fur, broad shoulders, and dark green eyes. Her favorite food is sunflower. Shadykit is 5 moons old.

- Grasskit is a small, agreeable, and whiny kit, with scarred, tortoiseshell fur and oval-shaped blue eyes. They want to explore beyond the camp. Grasskit is 5 moons old.

- Fishkit is a broad-shouldered, extraordinary, and controlling kit, with kinked, tortoiseshell fur and clear grey eyes. He wants to explore beyond the camp. Fishkit is 5 moons old.

- Ashenkit is a scrawny, practical, and miserable kit, with clean, dark grey tabby fur and dark brown eyes. He shows a lot of promise as a future warrior. Ashenkit is 3 moons old.

- Adderkit is a broad-shouldered, brilliant, and imitative kit, with healthy, golden flecked white fur and silver eyes. It seems he never stops talking. Adderkit is 4 moons old.

- Mosskit is a well-built, affectionate, and disruptive kit, with kinked, mottled blue fur, tufted ears, and copper eyes. They show a lot of promise as a future warrior. Mosskit is 6 moons old.

- Cornkit is a heavyset, amiable, and provocative kit, with short, light grey marbled fur, long whiskers, and amber eyes. They spend all of their time looking for feathers. Cornkit is 3 moons old. Elders:

- Russetwhisper is a muscular, affectionate, and anxious warrior, with well-groomed, cinnamon silver ticked tabby fur and narrow yellow eyes. They decorate their fur with flowers. Russetwhisper is 172 moons old.

- Nectarleap is a long-legged, calm, and weak warrior, with downy, golden shaded fur and bright green eyes. He likes to sleep in. Nectarleap is 169 moons old.

- Cranemist is a short-legged, strong, and treacherous warrior, with flowy, solid dark brown fur and orange eyes. She smells like like the river. Cranemist is 140 moons old.

- Pinemoss is a short, clear-headed, and moody warrior, with bushy, creamy tabby fur and orange eyes. He holds a grudge against an enemy clan. Pinemoss is 163 moons old.

[simsstuffmarie]

100 Questions To Invade My Personal Life

I haven’t been tagged by anyone but I just thought I’d give it a go as I’m bored! Found this on @angelisims Simblr 😁

1. What's your middle name, and do you like it? My middle name is Marie and I do quite like it actually...it's pretty common lol

2. Are you artistic? Yeah I love doodling and just drawing random things occasionally

3. Have you had your first kiss? Duhhhhhh! I have a boyfriend!

4. What is your life goal? To be successful in my personal goals

5. Do you have any experiences with a famous person? I met Princess Diana when I was little, and a few years ago when I was doing my family tree I found out that my 5th cousin is Michael Douglas lol

6. Do you play any sports? Only if sleeping is classed as a sport?!?!

7. What's your worst fear? Being unhappy and unsuccessful....oh and spiders and heights

8. Who's your biggest inspiration? Myself....never aspire to be anybody else because it will never make you happy

9. Do you have any cool talents? Not really....I can fit my fist in my mouth! Does that count?

10. are you a morning person? HELL NO!!!

11. How do you feel about pet names? Me and Will have them....so I don’t really care. I never really call people by their proper names anyway 12. Do you like to read? Yes. But I rarely get time to sit down with a good book without being interrupted by someone 13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life. Grey's Anatomy - I’ve loved that show since episode one Band Of Brothers/ The Pacific - Just amazing True Blood - Yeassss Vampire Diaries - Ermmmmm....is their one member of that cast who isn’t hot?!

14. Do you care about your follower count?

I’m not overly obsessed with it, but it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling when I see I’ve got a new follower (love you all btw!!)

15. What's the best dream you've had?

I can’t really remember my dreams

16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender?

I always kiss my girlfriends....not in a passionate way, just a little peck! Especially when we’ve been out for the night haha

17. Do you have any pets?

Not personally, but I treat my boyfriends' dog like he is mine

18. Are you religious?

Nope

19. Are you a people person?

I get a bit anxious and stressed out/ short tempered if there is a lot of people around in large crowds

20. Are you considered popular?

I don't think so..............

21. What is one of your bad habits?

Self-doubt

22. What's something that makes you feel vulnerable

Being around people who “look better” and are in better physical shape than me

23. What would you name your children?

Girl - Raynor Boy - Finn

24. Who's your celebrity crush?

Tom Hardy, Kellan Lutz, Charlie Hunnam, Shemar Moore, Jamie Dornan, Henry Cavill, Tyson Beckford.....I could actually go on forever!! 

25. What's your best subject?

Human Biology, physiology and anatomy

26. Dogs or cats?

Both

27. Most-used social media besides Tumblr?

Facebook

28. Best friends name

Vikki, Hayley and Nikki

29. Who does your main family consist of?

Me, my mum and my older brother

30. Chocolate or sugar

Chocolate

31. Have you ever been on a date?

Several

32. Do you like rollercoasters?

Only if they have over-the-head supports....not just the lap bars

33. Can you swim?

Yes, but not very well

34. What would you do in the event of an apocalypse?

My boyfriend and me actually always have this discussion and have it all worked out! There's an old prison near where we live and an abandoned army base just up the hill - and the town centre is only 10min walk away! Perfect!

35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder

Anxiety - increasing at the moment.

36. Are your parents together?

Nope - divorced when I was really little

37. What's your favourite colour?

Any warm colour

38. What country are you from/do you live in?

ENGLAND!!! 

39. Favourite singer?

P!NK, Adele, James Arthur

40. Do you see yourself being famous some day?

Nope

41. Do you like dresses?

Yeah, as long as it isn't too tight

42. Favourite song right now?

Thunder - Imagine Dragons Skin - Rag’n’Bone Man

43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

No, if you’re old enough to do it, you should be mature enough to talk about it.

44. How old were you when you first got your period?

I was quite late starting. I was 15.

45. Have you ever shot a gun?

Yeah

46. Have you ever done yoga?

Yep

47. Are you a horror girl?

I don’t mind them, but they can all be quite similar

48. Are you good at giving advice?

Great at giving it. Crap at taking it!

49. Tell us a story about your childhood.

My dad used to be in the army and we lived several places. When we lived in Cyprus we used to visit the old ruins and amphitheatre and there were loads of lizards that used to hide in the cracks of the old buildings. I decided I wanted one of them to take home so I grabbed hold of its tail, but it was stuck and I kept pulling and pulling and eventually the tail actually came off of the lizard! Immediately I started crying.

One Christmas 9also when we lived in Cyprus actually) I wanted snow on the Christmas tree, but we didn't have fake snow, so I decided to use my mum's expensive face cream and smothered the tree in cream. 

The same Christmas, me and my brother woke up before my mum and dad and decided to “sneak” into the front room to open the presents. When we got to the front room door, the handle had been taken off the door and closed, so we decided to go around the back door, which was also locked. Then tried looking through the windows but they had put bin bags all over the windows and drawn the curtains. We went back in and decided to sit my the front room door until they woke up, but we fell asleep and they found us asleep by the door on the floor.

50. How are you doing today?

Yeah, I’m OK. Thanks for asking

51. Were you a cute kid?

Newborn - yea I think I was Toddler - I was cheeky Child - Scrawny Teen - awkward

52. Can you dance?

When I’ve had a drink

53. Is there anything you do that you can't remember ever not doing?

Breathing? Eating? Drinking?

54. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yeah quite a few times actually, just not for a long long time now

55. What colour are your eyes?

They change depending on my mood - green/blue/hazel/grey

56. What's your favourite animal?

Hedgehogs - I want one

57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself?

All the time!!!

58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

My mum and I are close (even though she annoys the hell out of me) But me and my dad not really because he left when I was young. We still always saw him, but it sometimes feels like I don't know him properly...IDK....

59. Do you have good friends?

The most amazing friends....

60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group?

I know loads of different people...I don’t really label anyone. If you’re decent to me then I’m cool with you...

61. What's your favourite class?

I don’t really have class at university....

62. List all the tv shows you are watching.

Love Island, Big Brother, OITNB, Sons Of Anarchy, Prison Break, Benidorm, Grey’s Anatomy

63. Are you organised?

I try to be

64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion?

Split....it was actually quite good

67. Which tv character do you relate to most?

I have no clue

68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness?

Finances

69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?

Travelling the world

70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die?

Nothing....because every decision I made before has made me who I am now

71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you?

I don’t care if nobody judges me

72. If you could start over, what would you do differently?

Nothing

73. Would you break the law to save a loved one?

Definitely

74. When was the last time you travelled somewhere new?

Today

75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?

My bed

76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?

I got off my arse and got myself into university

77. What did you want to be when you were a kid?

Everything! Nurse, Air Hostess, Vet, Super Model, Ballerina, Solider, Farmer, Roman, Pop Star, Barbie, Nightclub Owner, Architect, Interior Designer..... 

78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking?

Nothing...because real friends and family support you no matter what.

79.When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have?

That's really personal and I don’t wanna talk about it.....sorry.....

80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence

Finish my degree, get a job, buy my own house, get married and have children

81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like?

Skinny

82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity?

Seeing new things, trying new food, living!

83. How would you spend a billion dollars?

Same as above - maybe invest half of it and buy a new house and treats for my closest

84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future?

Future - there is no point in trying to change the past as it got you to the place you are now....Live and Learn

85. What motivates you to succeed?

My family, friends and boyfriend

86. What dream that you’ve had has resonated with you the most?

It was an awful nightmare - about my brother and mum being murdered in front of me

87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why?

The woods - because it's peaceful

88. Do you believe in life after death

Yes

89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they?

They all thought I’d fail. Love proving people wrong. It makes me fight for everything

90. What’s your fondest childhood memory?

Living in Cyprus

91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why?

My Grandad - I miss the old grumps

92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?

Some of these really beautiful videos about people helping in the time of need, really romantic marriage proposals, and probably my first ultrasound scan if I was pregnant

93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life?

You need to make a decision for yourself. Never be pressurised into it. It may be a tough one to start with and it will probably make you cry for years and years to come. But somewhere it was the right decision for you. 

94. What do you think happens after we die?

Life carries on....

95. What would you do if you could be invisible?

Sneak into loads of celebrities houses because I’m nosey

96. What's something you can't do no matter how hard you try?

Roll my tongue and roll my R’s

97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring?

Nope - they'd be perfect no matter what

98. How did your first crush develop?

Not very well lol

99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it?

Anxiousness and regret

100. Do you live or do you just exist?

At the moment I just exist - but I’m trying to live

I’d like to nominate people, but it is actually really long, and took me forever to do. So if you fancy doing it, just tag me because I’d love to read them all.

[agodandhissnakelings]

"i could explain how it works if it calms you, or distracts you."

× his eyebrow furrowed up. ×

woe. moon be upon ye. xe fell from the sky. uh. xes probably fine trust me.

ghh.. wh- where even-

//@beingofthestars

"good eve."

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