#hes bleeding in a church hes visiting graves of people he doesnt know hes giving burial rites to roadkill
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nico needs to get weirder
#hes cringe hes mary sue hes over powered he fights god he likes collecting trinkets#hes lame hes annoying he cannot dress for the life of him#he wears tshirts for bands hes never heard of he hasnt run a comb through his hair in 6 years#he talks to ghosts he plays dress up with skeletons he pierces his own ears he gives himself bad stitches#he walks through walls he kills grass just by existing he accidentally opens giant cracks in the ground#hes 10 hes 90 hes 16 hes 24#hes bleeding in a church hes visiting graves of people he doesnt know hes giving burial rites to roadkill#hes made it this far because of a geeky card game hes got excellent vision despite playing video games for 70 years straight#he hasnt graduated fifth grade hes a spy hes keeps secrets even and people can tell hes lying but he never gives it up#he gets shot bu cupid and curses him out#he kills a guy and another and another#he loses his tastebuds to the shadows but still loves sweets#he teleports into a cheese vat he falls into a volcano hes killed kings and taken their titles#hes one of two demigods with a weapon that can harm mortals#he can fight but he cant#he doesnt lie but he sticks to the bit#hes my special little guy
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