#hermitcraft xisumavoid

[cricketblabbers]

Watching the Hermit Meeting Tour vod on X's second channel and they're going through his base.

Why does it feel like a backrooms maze lol they just keep going down and up stairs and down hallways into large rooms.

It's beautiful don't get me wrong but it feels like it keeps going like a maze.

[redfishdeadfish]

I'm extremely curious about this because all of my friends say it differently lmao

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[shepscapades]

You’re ruining the moment, xisuma

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

Xisuma is forced to play hit video game That’s Not My Hermit by Evil Xisuma every day

Part 2

[wofstepsup]

Moment before disaster

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Get the art as stickers here :)

[non-pulmonic-consonant]

'there was only one bed': mediocre, overused, boring

'there was only one chair': innovative. thrilling. endless opportunities.

[mumblesplash]

redstone has a tendency to build up in the body over time. this most noticeably manifests in progressive changes to the color of the eyes, eventually turning the sclera and iris entirely red

mumbo was, of course, unaware of this, and feels so silly for forgetting to develop symptoms that he has since refused multiple lucrative offers to participate in research studies

[lolli-popples]

NGL I don't even know what to say here.

...kermitcraft

[zhukzucraft]

the defendant shot his lawyer in the first 5 minutes and it just got weirder from there

[cornpapers]

hgjdjhfjkdks i cant wait for their interactions

[geluckgk]

Etho thinks his new roof is "so purple and powerful"

For context, this is the roof Pearl made :

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

xisuma did a q&a and said "idgaf what my pronouns are or what c!xisumas pronouns are or what EX's pronouns are" and then he got the boundary question and was like "i mean theres things i dont like but you should make them anyway" and both of those answers are so iconic

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

Another episode of That’s Not My Hermit bc I’m obsessed

Part 1