#her own dog doesnt even like her. shes just terrible w animals and the new cat is the first one that doesnt run away from her.

[s00nyoungie]

im so sick of roommate A slandering my cat

[svtegg]

dad!svt (97 line)

mingyu:

2 cute ass kidsss

they’re six and four

a boy and a girl

minhyuk,,,he’s 6 and hes best friends with seungcheol’s 6 year old son, wonwoo’s twin boys and joshua’s daughter eunbi 

minhyuk is exactly like his dad, a little too big for his age, clumsy and v v v happy all the time

he likes animals a lot and whined at mingyu so much that mingyu begged joshua to take minhyuk with him on his and his daughters zoo dates

minhyuk basically lives in seungcheol’s house and seungcheol is so happy about that

minhee, she’s 4 and she’s a delight.....everyone’s best friend basically

she’s especially close with jun’s 4 year old son chaohua and seungkwan’s 4 year old daughter yeona

and she loves all the babies,,,,she’s obsessed with any type of baby

she has a huge collection of stuffed animals and calls them all baby cow, baby bear, puppy, kitty or baby (whatever name of the animal)

mingyu literally adores her and she adores mingyu

even though shes a mama’s girl

mingyu spends almost 100% of his time with his kids....but minhyuk is starting to get very rowdy and hyper so mingyu is always out of breath when he goes out to play in the back garden w his son

he comes in through the terrace doors,,, sweating,,,,panting......and hair pushed back, his sweater abandoned on the grass outside as minhyuk continues to climb on the swingset

he spoils his children the most, always playing with them and doting on them,,,,not only is mingyu a great dad.,,,..but he’s also everyone’s favorite uncle,,,, 

bc he always plays with all the kids and play fights with them 

so he’s basically a kid magnet,,,,2 and or more kids all over him at basically any time of day

convinced you to let your kids co sleep.....and got a bigger bed when minhyuk turned 3 and started getting bigger instead of teaching him to sleep in his room

loves his kids more than anything and loves the other boys kids and any kids tbh,,,,

also constantly begging you for a dog.....gets his son in on the begging and is conspiring with your daughter to also join in the begging,.,.,.,

he wants a dog he’s gonna get a dog....its that or a new baby you choose for yourself

seokmin: 

1 kid........so far

seokmin is so emotionally invested in his son....and he doesnt know if he can mentally take another one

bc he cries at everything your son does

he’s just THAT proud ooookay

taemin....is three and he just learned to talk properly

he’s running, eating solid food, sitting by the table at dinner time, learning to listen to what his parents ask of him

and everytime he does anything seokmin tears up

the fisrt time taemin smiled.......seokmin started sobbing into his hands and then taemin started crying and you had to comfort two babies

seokmin often calls taemin by his most used pet names....,, ‘tae, minnie or my star’

seokmin and taemin are best friends.....their favorite thing is building legos and puzzles.....and they love cartoons

seokmin gets so invested in these kid cartoons its literally all he talks about sjdfjs

taemin is the calmes kid ever he has the best temrament and never gets cross or angry

sometimes he whines or cries a little

but mostly bc he’s tired or hungry

taemin is a little on the shy side to seokmin often brings taemin on playdates to soonyoung’s house 

bc hanbyul is the complete oposite of taemin and they teach each other how to balance out their personalities a little

and bc of this they become best friends rlly quickly

and because hanbyul has a little brother taemin starts wanting a sibling...

bc he thinks hanbyul is really cool and wants to be like her

he’s basically soonyoung’s kids’ biggest fan

seokmin gets so stressed about tae wanting a sibling lmao bc he wants to give his son the world but he’s so scared to have another one bc what if he doesnt handle it well what if he’s not a good father what if he gets too stressed and yells at his babies what if-

and you just have to hug him and tell him he’s alright

and that you dont need another kid if he’s not ready

but one day seokmin takes tae to the park and he sees tae sitting alone in the sandbox while a set of older twin girls play beside him...and tae is just staring at the girls but more in a ‘ooo that looks fun but i dont wanna disturb’ way

and he changes his mind right then....he wants taemin to have a sibling and he also wants more kids bc......look at that little human...thats my human....i made that little star.....wow

minghao:

minghao has two kids

two girls

meihui, 2,,,

the most determined and lively 2 year old ever

climbs on anything....has already figured out how to get on top of the kitchen counter

she’s an explorer and puts everything in her mouth including dirt, insects and the family cats paws

a dancer.....literally dances to any music

her favorite song is all night by f(x) hhhh

 qiaohui is his second born daughter, she’s only 6 months

she’s very small because she was a premature baby....she was born almost four weeks before the due date

so she’s a little fighter

she’s just learning how to use her arms and turn around by herself 

and minghao is so so proud of his little baby

mei is starting her terrible twos and fusses a lot,,,,

she’s a feisty little lady and probably the one out of all the kids that yells and screams the most

minghao is so patient with her too is adorable

whenever she refuses to put on her clothes or eat and starts screaming and wailing and throws herself onto the floor he just stands there watching her with an unamused expression waiting for her to stop

and if she doesnt he just sits down beside her and continues to calmly ask her if she’s gonna stop screaming and get dressed because she cant climb onto the counter when she has to leave for her doctor’s appointment in 20 minutes

a very good father

so loving and patient

on the stricter side and is trying his hardest to teach mei not to climb onto stuff that’s too high bc she will fall off and hurt herself

lowkey a huge fluffball for his daughters and will fight anyone who ever tires to hurt them

mei isnt only terrible though,,,,shes a fun girl who likes to dance with her dad or play with her animal figurines and loves showing them off to her parents and name them 

mei is also very indipendent and is already sleeping in her own bed and using the potty!!! big girl!!

minghao is a laidback dad, v v v patient and calm but also will dicipline when his girls breaks the rules.....but they rarely do bc minghao is a good parent and raises his kids RIGHT u best believe

[mazojo]

So uh, I wanted to scream talk about some of my favorite MC’s and I saw this ask meme a while back and I thought why not!

This is my ILITW MC, my queen and savior lmaooo

How tall are they?

She is very short! often her friends make fun of her small size because she is fearless despise looking like a small chihuahua

How do they tend to dress?

She is one of those girls who has this wicked unique fashion sense and is able to carry it across effortlessly, she often shops at thrift shops and combines everything she can to create cool accessories and looks. We don't talk about her hoodie phase she had in ilb, she was feeling emo and thats that

Do they like how they look?

She is okay with her looks, honestly she doesn't really care much about it but she does have a couple of insecurities here and there.

Are they an only child or do they have any siblings?

They are an only child but her group of friends are her family lmao. She always wanted to have a younger sibling so thats why most of the time she ends up acting as the mom friend of the group.

Are they a morning person or night owl?

Oh definitely a morning person! She is terrible at staying up late and going to sleep at 11pm is low-key torture for her. However she does wake up a lot through the night because of her light sleep and sometimes she tends to have nightmares.

Are they a cat person or a dog person?

All of them. She would scrEAM every-time she see’s any sort of animal and will make it her life mission to cuddle them. I guess if she had to choose she would be more of a dog person but she loves cats just as much! (She always wished to have pets but her mother was allergic so alas... ;w;)

Got any favourite foods?

Anything Noah cooks for her tbh. She loves sweets! Specially cake, wherever the cake goes, she goes!

How about favourite drinks?

She would die for her mango juice. Thats that.

What are their favourite movies/tv shows?

She is a hugeeee fan of horror themed shows and movies, specially psychological thrillers. Her guilty pleasure is also watching AME even though she would never admit to liking such scripted garbage in her life pffff

Do they have any hidden talents?

Well as mentioned before, she is quite good with fashion and tailoring things! she loves playing around and making her own accessories and shenanigans.

Do they believe in love at first sight?

Ehhhh not really. She believes love is built upon a connection established once getting to know the person (although on the inside she is a sappp for romance)

Who is their love interest?

Her soulmate Noah Marshall! She always low-key had a crush on him since they were little but never acted upon it and once they reconnected and stuff they both mutually pin on each other but they are too clueless to comprehend lmaoo

What are they afraid of?

She is quite brave but one thing she absolutely hates is closed spaces. After everything that happened with Redfield she has never liked the feeling of being trapped and sometimes has nightmares of being in a dark room all alone.

What are their guilty pleasures?

Apart from watching AME? asdfghj She likes collecting random stuff. If you went to her room its like one of those hoarder shows. Noah is always finding a new box with things she have collected but forgotten about and cannot throw away because” it may be important!” lol

What was their dream job as a kid? is it still their dream?

She low-key wants to be a fashion designer but doesn't know if she would be successful because even though she tries to appear confident most of the time, she has lots of self doubts and gets very anxious thinking about what the future holds.

Have they ever broken a bone?

She broke her leg once falling from a tree lmaoo, she loved it tho, because she got to decorate her cast and painted over some cool designs xD

Have they ever been in trouble with the law?

Nopp, she has such a guilty conscience that if she were ever to commit some sort of crime she would end up turning herself in lmaoo

+ three other random facts about them!

- She is a terrible cook. Noah keeps her as far away from the kitchen as he can because girl would burn the house heating water.

- She is very close to Stacy from her friend group once they reconnected! Dan and her are definitely her best friends although she thinks Ava has the best humor of all of them

- Her room, apart from being hoarder’s town, is a full on library. Even though she doesnt necessarily enjoy writing, if reading could be a full on job, she would take it in a heartbeat.

[rcinberry]

hello pals . here thoust be with an about ? haha kisses love and respekt these hoes !

tw: familial death, murder 

STATS: full name: sebastian eli jung nickname(s): bas, bash, CALL HIM BA AND YOU DIE age: 23. date of birth: april 4th 1997 hometown: chicago, illinois  gender: cis male. religion: athiest. sexuality: bisexual. hair colour: blonde. here’s visuals of what he looks like currently, he’s always decked in accessories ! head to toe , he loves looking handsome n expensive, it’s like a personality trait to be that sexy yk?  .. xx (x) eye colour: brown. height: 5'10, i bumped up jimins height myob tattoos: (x) (left hand, the rose & cross only) , (x) (back of his neck), (x) on his inner left forearm,  piercings: two ear piercings in each, right cartilage piercing, (1) nipple piercing, had his tongue pierced when he was like 13 but that hole closed up now.

(i copied this family background from ellie bc she summed it up OFKMGDHG)

immediate family: richard & elizabeth jung (parents), silvia jung (twin brother, younger), and bambi & thumper (pure golden bred golden retrievers, bambi’s owner)

extended family: jeremy jung (uncle, father’s twin, deceased), jeremy’s husband (uncle)

started out as world renowned physicians, but would later own the best hospitals around the world

became a household name because of their big role/impact in the medical world and later the business world

twins run in the family and theres been a set of jung twins in every generation so far (aka richard & jeremy, silvia & sebastian)

mom was the hardass, dad was the softy

richard and elizabeth got divorced when the twins were 19 years old, the fortune/businesses was split between the two

the dad basically disappeared after the divorce happened, the mom is a witch

the twins were always closer to their dad and uncle

in addition to their family life 

sebastian does not get along w his mother at all, she sees him as scum and he sees her as disgrace and a money hungry person, he saw to that when she murdered his uncle before him. they hate each other but he’d never express tht hate in front of silvia, although when silvia isn’t around his mom hurls horrible insults at him and he fights back

will protect silvia till the end of the world he would jump fences for his sister, the only girl that he truly loves even if she hates him currently

loves his dog a lot, bambi is his baby.. his emotional support animal

misses his dad terribly and wishes he’d reach out, he’s tried a few times, hired the best PI and couldn’t find it. his dad doesn’t want to be found or does he? 

which leads to how sebastian is so afraid to be himself and love because mom, a bitch, dad? god knows why he bailed when he needed him the most. 

whomst is sebastian , condensed  !

sebastian is a boy who has seen his uncle die in front of him, so tht fucked him up a lot. like he can be difficult but that’s because he watched someone die and the loving boy he was once was no more... and then to lose his dad right after was a pretty fucked up burden for him to carry into his teen years, he tried not to let it show for silvia’s sake but that kind went down the drain in their 20′s

he rlly only ever looked out for silvia when he was growing up, he didn’t really care about anyone else and that was a product of his mothers neglect, he didn’t want the same for silvia to see her thrive made him happy, he loves his twin a lot 

after his uncle died, and they all got the riches of the family business, he rly saw his mom do a 360 and saw how much money changed the bitch, he rly hates that hag he rlly does, she lets her own son rot and makes sure silvia never feels the way he does around her so he sucks up his pride sometimes

anyways growing up !! he's always been home schooled, unlike silvia he never did anything? he doesnt need to? now that he’s dripping wealth he’s like i can buy excellence i dont need to be work my ass off like yall, bye <3

he’s very cautious of people, you know how the old trope goes.. once betrayed never trust again - that’s him, hardly lets anyone into his circle, it’s so small it’s just himself tbh

anyways , he spent most of his teen years traveling and wandering the world bc it's sexier than being home and u could be whoever u wanna be across seas , not tht he ever faked his identity, his name has meaning n he uses tht for his advantage. even home schooled, he’d be doing school in italy, france, greece, maldives you name it, his experience was the outside world and he’s seen a lot

sebastian doesn't hide himself , like what u see is . esstentially what u see x he has never faked it for the cameras, always authentically and annoyingly himself

he knows he's not a pleasant person and if u can't u can't hang. he's not gna make himself a pleasant person to hang out with , if u wnna curse him out ? curse him out he rly doesn't phase at all like he's rly heard it ALL from his mother that nothing else rly hurts , it takes a lot to hurt him

unless ur silvia, anything that girl says breaks his heart but he doesnt let it show his .00007 centimeter of whats left in his chest

moving on, he's rly the type to show up anyone out of spite . say he can't do it ? watch him do it perfectly the next day , he doesn't like being shown to be stupid bc as much as he does as dumb , he rly isn't the boy has a lot of knowledge up in his brain , he likes playing stupid for the aesthetic. like the jungs come from a line of brains and such, silvia has the brains and the drive - sebastian just... hides it, never shows up to class, pays it off by buying a new wing for the school.. 

but when he does do smthn to show up ppl, does it w grace and a smile on his face or if he wants to prove someone wrong, does it with ease

he interrupts people's tasks bc he doesn't want one of those tasks to be involving silvia at all 

he is a Whore , he just fucks anything honestly u yell at him n he's just . HE's jsut full of himself makes me wnna punch him uhh i thin kthats it!! hes just , a damaged self absorbed son of a binch u kno , gets his shit rocked sometimes and he just laughs it off wipes tears , god  bless

[bazookapussy-stankhoe-5000]

BMC Headcanons

I have literally been thinking about this all day so

Christine knows sign language and taught Jeremy and Michael some and now they wont stop signing “i love you” at each other

(Rich doesnt know sign language and thinks theyre pretending to be at a rock concert)

Christine loves Disney and makes references all the time but Rich doesnt understand them bc hes never seen a Disney movie so she makes him watch a bunch of them

(his favorite it “Tangled”)

Michael drinks weed tea bc “I’m a refined stoner”

Rich is a musical buff so he and Christine sing musicals all the time together

Christine is also a history buff and her favorite musical is “Hamilton”

Rich is actually really good at sewing/cooking/etc bc his dad wont do any of that so he had to learn himself

Michael cronches bathbombs

(like if he and Jared existed in the same universe they would bond over cronching bathbombs)

sometimes Jeremy cries himself awake bc he misses his mom

Christine spends her weekends volunteering at the animal shelter and she spends so much time there they keep offering to pay her but she wont let them

Jake is actually really good at school he’s just kind of a ditz

(like he’s a complete math whiz and can recite the entire Constitution w/o hesitation but he forgets things like the role of Juliet in “Romeo and Juliet”)

Michael plays the saxophone

Brooke drinks five cups of tea per day

(during midterms and finals she pours monster into her tea)

Brooke and Michael are really good friends

Jenna has a bunch of hamsters and has dedicated almost her entire room to them

Chloe is a cat person and her parents got her a ragdoll kitten for her eleventh birthday and they are literally inseperable

(she taught it little tricks and everything and it likes walks and baths but it will literally only listen to her)

Brooke is totally more of a dog person and her family owns a chihuahua and a newfie

(they like to sit on her lap specifically chihuahua on top of newfie on top of Brooke)

Rich is a complete nerd and loves things like “Lord of the Rings” and “Harry Potter”

Rich has a bearded dragon named Voltron and he likes to put wings he made himself on it

(Jake thought Voltron was a band)

every Halloween the squip squad gets together to go trick-or-treating and watch “The Nightmare Before Christmas”

(Jake refuses to throw anymore Halloween parties)

despite burning his house down Jake doesn’t care and he and Rich are still best buds

when the squip squad has sleepovers Brooke and Chloe do everyone’s makeup

(the guys get more excited about it than the girls)

Jake wears crop tops

Rich exclusively wears tank tops even in the winter

Rich also almost exclusively listens to 2000s bops and literally prays to Beyonce

Christine’s favorite scents are citrus

Chloe writes faster in cursive than she does in print

Michael has terrible handwriting whether it’s cursive or print

(like to the point that even he cant read it)

Rich and Michael watch anime together (especially “Voltron”)

Rich is terrible at video games without his squip

Jake calls Michael “Mike” even though he initially told him not to

“Michael’s gotten so used to it that he doesn’t care anymore and is actually surprised if he calls him anything else)

Christine and Jenna get really really excited about the holidays and buy everyone gifts

everyone celebrates Hanukkah with Jeremy

Rich absolutely hates eggnog because he only knows about the alcoholic kind that his dad drinks and he’s actually a little scared of it

once Rich becomes friends w/ the rest of the squip squad he celebrates the holidays with them every year

(before he didnt really celebrate bc his home life kind of sucks)

(also after he first celebrates with the rest of the squip squad he lovesthe holidays as much as Christine and Jenna)

without his squip Rich has no idea how to flirt of be in a relationship so he is incredibly awkward

Jake doesnt know how to dab and cant seem to get it right

(like this vine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Hl6Rx-n_s )

Chloe insists on Brooke carrying her and it’s to the point that she’ll just lift up her arms and Brooke will pick her up

Jenna and Christine are the groups’ moms

Rich and Jake play Wii Sports together

if Michael and Jeremy are playing a game against each other Michael lets Jeremy win sometimes

Jenna runs a blog and is working on starting a project to save the bees

Chloe plays soccer

Brooke sometimes insists that she and Chloe have a movie marathon

(their marathons can span days)

Jenna and Christine are the Platonic Power Couple™ that everyone thinks is dating but really theyre just good friends

(both of them are hella ace)

(Christine is aro/ace and Jenna is an ace lesbian)

the group would go to pride together

(Rich would wear the bi flag as a cape)

(Brooke would paint everyone’s faces w/ their flags)

Jake’s the kind of person that would casually mention he’s not straight and then be surprised that youre surprised

Jake would fist fight anyone who made his friends upset

(except for Rich because Rich would have already fought them)

Rich wants to open a bakery when he’s older

Brooke wears a pan-colored beanie

(even at school bc the teachers dont care enough to tell her to take it off)

Jake has his left ear pierced

Brooke is really good at drawing and runs an art blog

Brooke is very empathetic and acts as the group’s counselor

Mr. Heere’s first name is Greg

(don’t ask why it’s mostly cause he reminds me of Greg from “Steven Universe”)

on father’s day everyone gives Mr. Heere a little gift cause he acts like everyone’s dad

Jenna is a fanfic writer

sometimes the squip squad gets together to play Kahoot

(it gets really competitive and friendships are tested)

Jeremy understands that grades are meaningless in the long run but still gets really stressed when he’s not doing well in school

Michael likes to quote really obscure movies that no one knows

Jake owns a melodica

(he also knows how to play the piano really well)

Michael insists that he and Jeremy take pictures together to put on holiday cards and send them to all their friends

(Jeremy wears a Hanukkah sweater and Michael wears a sweater that says “HO HO HOMO”)

Rich likes to stand on top of things to feel taller

Michael wears light-up heelys

Michael always forgets which is left and right but instead of making Ls with his hands he checks his headphones

Rich believes in leprechauns

(every St. Patrick’s Day he makes Jake go leprechaun hunting with him)

(Jake anticipates it every year and keeps the day free so they can)

Jake is actually really bad at using electronics

Rich insults Jeremy affectionately

(one of his favorite’s is “noodle-boy”)

(at first Jeremy was offended but now he doesnt care)

Jake has owned his jacket for a really long time and it’s falling apart but he refuses to get rid of it

whenever Michael has to say the word “squip” he purposefully mispronounces it (ie squemp)

Rich calls people “godfucker”

the squip squad celebrates the fourth of July and Jeremy’s house because Mr. Heere likes to grill hamburgers and hot dogs for them

(Rich likes to help him cook)

Brooke has two moms

Michael drinks milk straight out of the gallon

Jeremy keeps buying new patches for Michael’s hoodie

Christine has an obsession with button pins so everyone pitches in to buy her a button maker for her birthday

the girls like to go to the Ren Faire

Chloe makes her own incense

Rich has Jake help him make snowmen in the winter because he always makes the bodies too big for him to reach to put its head on

Jenna runs a joke tumblr blog that posts cringey facebook memes

Brooke taught Chloe everything she knows about makeup

Christine stays up late sometimes to surprise her friends with gifts she made

Rich asks Michael to teach him curse words in Spanish

Jenna basically lives in Barnes and Noble

(Christine would but she doesnt have as much spending money so she lives in the library)

Michael likes “Undertale” because it’s got a cool storyline and he adores the animation

(he and Jeremy do voices for it when they play)

Rich bakes cookies for everyone during the holiday season

everyone has gifted Michael a new hoodie at least once but he only ever wears his red one and no one can figure out why

Jenna is in the color guard

after joining the play that one time Brooke found that she actually really likes acting

I am so sorry for such a long post, but feel free to add on if you want