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Brooklyn Baby - G.S.
Synopsis. Everybody wanted to fuck Suguru Geto, lead bassist of Tokyo Special Grades. Said Suguru doesn’t want to fuck anyone else but you. He couldn’t give less of a fuck if anyone walked in right now. In fact, a small part of him wishes someone would.
Pairing. Geto Suguru x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem! reader, rock star! AU, fwb-to-lovers, unprotected sex, oral sex (male receiving), fingering (female receiving), Suguru is sinfully sexy and in l*ve with you, Satoru is a menace, pet names (darling, my girl), Suguru has tattoos and piercings, swearing.
Word count. 3.2k (DAMN I got carried away)
A/N. Happy Valentine’s day! *throws somewhat-fluffy smut at you and leaves*
Art by @_3aem on X.
Also, wild west! AU longfic with someone dropping on Sunday night (EST), keep your eyes peeled yeehaw.
Everybody wanted to fuck Suguru Geto, lead bassist of Tokyo Special Grades.
You did. Your fans did. Hell, you’ve even caught your overworked band manager sneaking a few too many glances.
And, you conclude, the groupies currently batting their lashes at him definitely did.
You watch as they swarm to him during open rehearsal, giggling at his pretty smiles.
Whatever, part of the job anyway.
It’s not like you two were dating. Yeah, a few fucks here and there throughout the years - but what’s one to do when on the road and in such close proximity with a guy that’s practically walking sex?
Trying not to scowl, you turn away from the commotion, continuing to tune the strings of your trusty Fender. You’ve had your fair share of die-hard fans, so lately why did it bother you so much when Suguru entertained their thinly-veiled advances?
“Ohoho~ Quite a look on your face there, why don’t you go and caress his biceps too?~” you hear idiot brigade member #1, Gojo Satoru, cackle from beside you.
If looks could kill, Satoru would’ve been 6 feet under and rotting already. “I thought you stopped writing band fanfiction, Satoru.” you raise a brow.
“THAT WAS ONE TIME.” he whines dramatically, clinging onto you and shaking you back and forth as if to knock the memory of his Wattpad tendencies out of you. “WHY ATTACK ME JUST CUZ YOU’RE JEALOUS? C’MOOON ADMIT IT.”
You were not jealous.
Suguru knew you were jealous.
Sneaking a glance, he had to fight the urge to coo at the adorable little furrow of your brows. How unprofessional would it be if he walked off mid-conversation to kiss that pout off your lips?
He knows it’s just sex for you. But - foolishly - every time he held you he could only hope that he ran through your mind as often as you did through his. It elated Suguru to know you were getting that worked up over him.
That is until, out of the corner of his eye, he spots Satoru draping himself all over you, whispering god-knows-what into your ears.
The rational part of Suguru knows Satoru is a very touchy person, but why was he so…close? And why weren’t you pushing him off?
Smile tightening into something a little more artificial, he turns to the girls fawning over him. “Well, ladies, I’m sorry to say I’ve gotta go practice before Shoko yells at me again. I’ll see you all in the front row, yeah?” he lies smoothly, disappointed whines following him as he makes a beeline for your figure.
“Well! What have we here, Satoru, are you done tuning?” Suguru pops a head between yours and Satoru’s overly close ones, interrupting whatever conversation you were heatedly whispering. What was so important that you two needed to be that close to talk anyway?
He narrows his eyes at Satoru’s surprised ones, an invisible conversation taking place between them before Satoru cracks a smug grin. “Alright alright. I’ll go tune my guitar.” he rolls his eyes, heading for his electric blue Gibson.
Your confused gaze meets the twinkling eyes now boring down at you. “Done with the meet-n-greet already?” you question, eyes darting to the group now watching you two like hawks.
The smile on Suguru’s face grows, “Yeah, remembered I didn’t do my pre-concert rituals right.”
“Oh?”
“Wanna help me with it?”
He doesn’t give you time to answer. Quickly setting down your guitar, he drags you out into the corridor - hand tightly in yours and pointedly ignoring Satoru’s wolf-whistles.
Hallway sex is overrated, Suguru believes - which is why he heads for the dressing room.
“Pre-concert rituals” his ass, Suguru just thinks he might pass away if he doesn’t get his hands on you right now. Make you feel like his.
It’s not long before the door is locked and he has you bent over the vanity, knuckle-deep in your dripping cunt.
“S-Sugu! Why now? The concert- Hah-” You gasp in pleasure as two long fingers probe inside of you, ruthlessly searching for the spot that Suguru knows would have your toes curling and eyes watering deliciously.
“Fuck the concert, darling. Barely even started and already so wet f’me.” he drawls out over your whimpers. “Wanted you to come over y’know? And save me from those groupies trying to get in my pants.”
In your lust-hazed mind, you find the words to respond to him, “You s-seemed to - hah - be enjoying that.”
“Of course not.” he leaves a trail of kisses down your back, “Wasn’t my favorite girl.” he whispers into your heated skin.
He’s being rougher than usual, he knows. In the back of his mind he wonders what it was that he was so pissed at. But all thoughts of that are thrown out the window once he presses into that plushy spot inside your wet core, drawing a sinful whine from your mouth. There.
Pulling back to tease your folds with your own slick, he plunges into your swollen pussy once more, easily hitting that spot over and over.
“Hngh- Suguru, more!” you grind your hips to meet his merciless rhythm, clenching around his fingers.
You feel as if you’re losing your sanity when he adds in another finger, walls burning as your cunt stretches around his thick rings.
Suguru was definitely losing his sanity.
Anyone could walk by. The concert was about to start any second now. But he couldn’t give less of a fuck, too focused on how his fingers were being sucked back in every time he pulls out, your pretty pussy dripping all over his numerous bracelets.
He has to hold back a moan at the way your ass jiggled every time your hips buck to meet his fingers.
Leaning down over you, he hums lowly into your ear “So desperate for me, hm?”. Pressing the erection straining against his trousers against you, he huffs out “I’m the same, darling. You drive me absolutely mad.”
He feels the way you squirm in impatience at the large outline of his dick, raising your ass in an attempt to get more friction. Eyes crinkling in satisfaction, he pushes down on his girl’s slutty hips, cold rings digging into the small of your waist.
“Now now…not yet.” he tuts mockingly.
“Please, Suguru. Please let me cum.”
Increasing his pace, abusing your g-spot relentlessly, Suguru knew by your breathy moans of his name that you were getting close.
His hand moves from your waist, leaving behind purple marks to remember him by. They wander the expanse of your body - groping your curves, and pinching your nipples through your thin top - delighting in your mewls.
God, you were perfect. He really needed to take his time with you later.
Suguru’s hands, nail polish chipped and fingers calloused from years of playing, finally rest on your face. He pushes your cheeks together, drool pooling at the corner of your mouth and forcing you to look at him through the vanity mirror in front of you. Your dazed eyes meet his darkened ones.
Suguru was so feral. The man that was usually the personification of grace and poise was falling apart at the seams. His eyes wild and grin spread devilishly as his fingers abuse your cunt never-endingly.
“Look at me when you cum.” he murmurs raspily into your neck, teeth ghosting over your rapid pulse.
You don’t know what it is that sends you over the edge - maybe it was his lustful words, or the way his fingers quirked just right inside of you. All you know is you’re cumming all over Suguru’s fingers, hands clutching the vanity table and eyes locked with Suguru’s in the mirror, mouth dropping into a gasp.
“Fuck! Suguru- Suguru!” you whimper.
Suguru watches in wonder as you ride out your orgasm, using him. He couldn’t give less of a fuck if anyone walked in right now. In fact, a small part of him wishes someone would.
Let them see how beautifully you fall apart because of him.
Finally pulling out, Suguru inspects his fingers. “Now now. That won’t do.” he purrs.
His tongue erotically licks up your juices covering his rings, still holding eye contact with you through the mirror. He catches the way your thighs press together at his lewd act. ‘Oh? Want some?“ he teases.
Before you can retort, he’s bullying his fingers into your mouth, making you taste yourself.
The way you moan around him sends blood rushing straight to his cock. Fuck, he has to steel himself from cumming in his pants right then and there - that wouldn’t be very “sex icon” of him.
You have no idea what you do to him.
Not willing to wait any longer, he leisurely takes a seat on the spacious vanity sofa. You whine at the loss of contact before catching the predatory look in his eyes. Suguru was going to eat you alive.
“Come on, darling. Show me how badly you want me.” he grins, legs spreading and prominent bulge on display.
You take a second to admire the view. Tousled black hair falling enticingly along Suguru’s muscled shoulders, tattooed dragon peeking through where his shirt was messed up. His eyes lustful, and locked on you.
He was devastatingly handsome. Your mouth waters at the chance to get what so many people would kill for.
Suguru chuckles as you struggle to unbuckle his belt - did rock stars have to always wear such complicated trousers?
Finally, you pull them down along with his boxers to expose his creamy thighs. Suguru’s throbbing erection lays on his abs, flushed a delicate pale pink.
Your pussy quivers with excitement as you press wet kisses to Suguru’s leaking head, precum dripping down his length to where you’d gently grasped him. A strangled hiss leaves his mouth as you swirl your tongue around the slit. You find yourself lost in his heady taste - he tastes so good.
“Having fun, darling? C’mon now, use me the way you want.” he murmurs, need laced into his voice.
You’ve never gotten used to how big Suguru is. Soft groans leave his mouth as you flatten your tongue and take him in inch by inch, eyes locked with his blown-out ones.
Suguru’s back arches as the heat of your mouth envelops him, hands bunching your hair into a messy ponytail. His pornographic groans echo across the dressing room as you suck on his cock, tongue swirling in just the way you knew he liked.
He can’t even catch his breath with the way you bob your head so heavenly, sucking the soul out of him. It drives him wild to think about how he’s got his lead guitarist on her knees, choking on his cock as your fans wait outside.
Suguru’s eyes roll to the back of his head as you pop off his cock to take his heavy balls into your mouth, moaning around them as you suck on both erotically.
Shit, he was really feeling it today.
Through the bangs now sticking to his forehead, he makes out the way your thighs grind against each other for relief.
You were, too.
If this keeps up he really will lose his sanity.
“As much as I’d love to paint your pretty face with my cum, I think we both prefer it inside, no?” he grits out, cock twitching at the strings of spit and precum connecting you to him as he pulls you off.
“Need you inside me so badly.” you nod, brain foggy and filled with only Suguru.
He’s quick to lift you into his lap, resting your ass against his pulsing cock, sly grin spreading at the way you’re already so fucked out.
Suguru feels like he could cum just from the sensation of your juices smearing all over his length, pussy dripping and aching for his throbbing cock.
“Oh yeah? How bad?” he purrs, eyes half-lidded and already knowing the answer.
“Please. I want you to fuck me so badly, Suguru.”
“Badly enough that you’d fuck me out there - where everyone is? Show ‘em who I belong to?”
“Yes.”
At your whimper, Suguru thrusts fully inside you, a moan of relief leaving you both as you finally get what you’ve been craving for.
“Shit, so tight. Always so good for me, darling.”
Once you start, it’s hard to stop, Suguru finds.
It happened when he first fucked you in high school - in his car after your first show, running on adrenaline and teenage hormones. And, years later, it’s happening now as he sheathes himself in your wet cunt.
He just can’t get enough.
He fucks you animalistically, cock ramming in and out of your hole in a way that makes it feel like you’re missing something without him. Nothing in the world other than your two connected bodies. He feels you clamping down on him deliciously, ego growing at you struggling to accommodate his size.
“F-fuck, darling. Hah- It’s s’tight. Take it like my good girl.”
“Hngh- Suguru, faster!” you groan, fingers delicately playing with the nipple piercings peeking out of his barely-buttoned shirt, euphoric at his drawn-out moans.
Unlike Satoru - who takes off his shirt every chance he gets onstage - Suguru was one to shy away from showing skin, slutty piercings and tattoos hidden to the world. It just makes it all the more satisfying as you lick a long stripe along the dragon on his shoulder.
Feels like your little secret. You wanted to be the only one to see this ethereal sight.
“Ah- So good, darling.” Suguru leans back, allowing you more room to play with him as you please. Cock twitching - so close - as you bore into his eyes, sucking his flashy piercings.
He ramps up his pace, bouncing you on his cock in a way that was carnal. It was so feral, the way his balls sting as they smack your ass, a ring of spit and precum forming around his base.
His cock aches for release, but he wants to see you cum first. His pretty girl, cumming all over his throbbing cock.
You pull yourself off his swollen nipples and attach your mouth with his, tongues swirling sensually as he kisses you like he needed you to breathe.
He’s almost as unforgiving with his mouth as he is with his cock. Almost.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
“YOOO I don’t know if ‘pre-concert rituals’ was a code-word for something else but we’re on in twenty minutes.” the unmistakable voice of Suguru’s best friend - and occasional bane-of-his-existence - made you two jump apart.
“The ultimate cockblock.” Suguru sighs out - his pace, however, does not slow down. Each harsh thrust makes it difficult to muffle your yelps of pleasure from Satoru, who was still calling for you two from outside.
Noticing your predicament, Suguru grins dangerously. “Oh? My poor girl finds it hard to stop her moans? Aww, better try harder unless you want dear Satoru finding out.” he mocks in your ear.
Both humiliated and turned on by his words, your dripping pussy clenches around his cock. He lets out a choked-up groan, biting hard into the crook of your neck to stop it.
A satisfied smile spreads across your face, “Who should try harder now, Suguru?”
Ah, perfect. You were perfect, perfect for him.
As Satoru’s yells about “cutting a chunk out of Suguru’s pay” disappear across the hallway, both of you let out exhales of relief.
“Dangerous game you played there, mister.” you raise a brow, teasingly.
He chuckles out, before pulling you to him closer by the waist. Lips ghosting over your own, he whispers “Only with you, my darling.”
Slightly more clear-headed but still dripping with lust, you meet the bounce of Suguru’s hips with your own. Eyes still locked with yours, he stuffs you with every inch - tip kissing your cervix so painfully good.
The steady slapping of skin and synchronized moans fill the room, blocking out the cheering of the audience awaiting your band.
Yet, the air crackled with something different this time. For the first time, it didn’t just feel like just mindless fucking.
Bite mark on your neck stinging, you could feel Sugurus heartbeat thundering under your touch - synchronized with your own.
In this moment it felt like just you two in this world.
You wanted to be the only one in his world. Not his fangirls, not some manager, not anyone else.
Maybe that was the reason for your courage, feeling like everything has finally come to a boiling point.
“S-Suguru.” you breathe out as you feel yourself getting closer.
“Mhm?” brows furrowed, he looks up at you with a tenderness in his eyes that does not translate to the merciless cadence of his hips.
“Be mine.”
And that’s all Suguru ever wanted.
With a final hard thrust of his cock, he pulls you into a searing kiss that sends you both over the edge. He cums in hot spurts, thick ropes of seed filling your quivering cunt. It was feral - and it made you feel like his.
Suguru’s seed drips down the side of his length, forming a white ring at his base as he fucks it deeper into you, letting you ride out your highs together.
As your climaxes bate, he buries his face in your neck, kissing softly over the mark from before. “To be yours is everything I could ever want, darling.” he breathes out, hugging you closer as if to hide this vulnerable moment. But you feel the heat of his cheeks on your skin.
Embracing him, you gather his beautiful black locks in your hand, fingers deftly taking the hair tie around your wrist to tie his long hair into a messy ponytail.
Pulling back, you admire Suguru’s angelic features. Face flushed, lips swollen, and dark eyes half-lidded as he stares up at you in surprise.
“Wanted to see your pretty face.” you huff out a low laugh.
The expression on Suguru’s face is indescribable, such pure adoration in his eyes.
Voice low, he murmurs words meant only for you, “I…I’m in lov-”
“HEYYY I’m serious, stop doing the devil’s tango and GET THE FUCK OUT.” Satoru’s voice bellows once again through the door, shattering the little bubble you and Suguru had found refuge in.
“Ah- um-”
“You-”
Both of you stammer out at once, chuckling at how shy you were acting with one another even after all that had transpired in this room.
“We should probably go, before Satoru and Shoko pop a blood vessel.” Suguru jokes. You laugh out in agreement as he carries you tenderly to the washroom, his interrupted words weighing heavily on both your minds. It’s okay, you have time.
Rapidly cleaned up and dressed, Suguru stops, a hand on the dressing room doorknob. “”Hey..” he starts almost-hesitantly, “After the concert, would you maybe want to-”
“Yes.” you interrupt, excitement lacing your voice.
Chuckling in pure euphoria as you both exit, your smiles turn more sheepish as you’re faced with a bored-looking Shoko and an impatient Satoru tapping his foot. “You horny lil’ fuckers almost missed the show, think of my poor fans~” he exclaims, though the glee in his eyes at your intertwined hands was very evident.
“Hope the sex was good at least.” Shoko drones out, eyes flitting over your guilty flushed faces.
‘Oh yeah, and Suguru - next time you dump your fangirls on me, I chop your balls off.“ she chirps out, pointing her drumsticks threateningly at his neck as you all head back.
Blinding lights.
Deafening screams.
Hair pulled into a messy ponytail, he was fatally beautiful onstage.
Everybody wanted to fuck Suguru Geto, lead bassist of Tokyo Special Grades.
But he only wanted to fuck you.
A/N. MMMMM long-haired men.
Plagiarism not authorized.
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Can we get over it?
Summary: You and Jungkook grew up together, you ate from the same lunch box, rode the same bus, cried on each others shoulders, until his new girlfriend came in between you two and you both got into an argument and began to hate each other, but can you guys just get over it?
Warning: Contains fluff (my baby 😭), smut (yeehaw bois) oral (f&m), soft AND rough sex, riding, OC is a virgin, Jungkook is experienced but still gentle with OC, breeding kink, petnames (Baby, my love) language (Obviously) Aftercare, smut with very little plot 😋 This is my first ff so please don't expect it to be good 😔
Pain. That's what I felt as I laid in bed, curled in a ball, with dark chocolate and a heating pad on my stomach.
I didn't feel like going to school today, why? Well, what a very "lucky" day to be a woman, right? This period seems to be worse than some of the other ones i've had.
I groaned in pain as the cramps kept pulsing in pain, it felt like a knife was in my uterus and it was being twisted.
I managed to pick up my phone from my nightstand, I got a text from my friend Eunhye.
Eunhye: gurl u good?
Me: hell no, cramps 🤧
Eunhye: aw im sorry, anything i can do for u?
Me: no, it's ok, did you finish the project for art?
Me: it's due soon
Eunhye: uhhh abt that...
Me: wat?
Eunhye: jungkook is in our group 😭 but don't get mad at me!! i tried to tell the teacher to switch him out
Me: r u fr.
Me: time to switch out of that class
Eunhye: listen, maybe it's not the worst thing, i mean, he is a good artist? it could get us a decent grade
Me: yea but it's HIM and that's the problem
Eunhye: just pls give it a try, why can't yall js get over it?
Me: i wish it was that easy, i gotta go eunnie, love ya
Eunhye: ttyl girl, love u lots
You sighed as you put your phone down, maybe you should just sleep, you got tucked in your burrito blanket and fell into an abyss of darkness.
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"Hey ____" You sighed and looked up, immediately recognizing the voice. "What is it, Jungkook?" You looked back down at your paper, trying to ignore him. "Why weren't you here yesterday?" He pulled out the chair to take a seat next to you.
"Why does it matter to you?" You said and rolled your eyes mentally "I'm just curious, calm down girl," He chuckled "You know, it's cute when you are annoyed." He smiled a bit, "Jungkook? Where's your girlfriend?" You started to become flustered so you changed the topic
"Oh, we broke up." Your jaw dropped, Mimi and Jungkook were basically like the golden couple, the couple that everyone wanted to be, they were like in love with each other, what happened?
"You and Mimi broke up? Why?" You put your pencil down, now stopping your work to listen. "She was just to controlling, she didn't even let me hangout with any other girls, I couldn't do it, plus, there are plenty other girls that are way better than her in this school." He explained, "Oh yeah? Like who" You said and crossed your arms looking at him. "Hm, well," He looked up thinking while leaning back and crossing his arms too "Bomi's pretty hot, so her...Your friend Hannie, and well..." He put up fingers naming the girls and then paused, "Well.." He chuckled once again "You."
"H-huh? Me? What?? Why?" You were shocked "Calm down, ___. You are just...like the perfect girlfriend, I mean, you are smart, you have a good sense of humor, you are drop dead gorgeous, what else can I say?" He smiled to himself, looking down.
"I-I'm what? Gorgeous?" You turned away, flustered again. "Have you seen yourself, ___? Every boy in this school wants you are has wanted you, no exceptions." You felt your breathing getting faster, as well as your heart beat. "Every boy...does that mean you too?" You whispered, he went silent and looked down "I have to go now, bye loser" He teased you and smiled.
"Why can't we just get over it?" You mumbled under your breath, playing with your fingers.
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Okay, okay, Jungkook is coming over today for the project, Jeon Jungkook, my enemy, my first crush, my only crush.
I wish Eunhye was here but she got the cold, fuck you cold weather.
You were getting a snack and then you heard the door knock, you took in a deep breath and opened the door, seeing one of the most handsome man you have ever seen.
"Hi, Jungkook."
"Hello, ____."
"Come in, it's cold outside," You moved out of the way so he could come in, "Ah, so you do care about me." He smiled "Shut up or i'll lock you out instead." You closed the door.
"Where are your parents?" He asked while taking his jacket and shoes off "Out of town, my aunt died so they are at her funeral." You said while getting everything ready "I'm sorry for your loss, why aren't you there with them?" You sat down next to him on your bed "I wasn't very close with my aunt, I didn't know her that well.." You said and played with your fingers again
Jungkook went quiet, we both sat in silence for what felt like forever. "____, that fight that we had that night, I never wanted that to happen, you were the only good thing in my life and I just let you go." He was still looking away from you, you looked up at him. "Then why? You knew what she was doing to me, and still, you always picked her...it's like I didn't even exist to you anymore or I was just a burden in your life." He finally looked up at you too, looking in your eyes.
"You never have, never was, and never will be a burden in my life...I guess I was just scared." He laughed at himself. "It's silly, I know..." You licked your lips "Scared of what, Jungkook?" You scooted closer to him. He took a deep breath in and out, "I was scared of my feelings, I mean, fuck. You were the most beautiful, caring, funny, smart girl I have met, I guess I was scared I couldn't ever admit my feelings for you..." Your eyes widened "____, I don't hate you, if anything, those feelings never changed, I don't like you anymore, I love you, I'm sorry if that was sudden but I-" You cut him off.
"I love you too, Jungkook."
"You what?" His jaw was dropped "I said I love you too, I don't care if it sounds selfish but you don't know how long i've been waiting for you two to break up." You giggled a bit "I've liked you sense we were kids Kook," You smiled at him "I really really-" This time it has his turn to cut you off, but not with words, his lips were tangled with yours, one of his hands on your cheek and the other one on your waist.
"You don't even know how long I have wanted to do that..." He whispered and pulled you into a kiss again.
The kiss got more intense and he pushed you down onto the mattress and came above you"
"Mmh" He groaned into the kiss and pulled away, "Do you..do you want to?" He asked still hovering above you. You nodded and pulled him back down to kiss.
He started unbuttoning your blouse as you guys were kissing, you sat up to let him slide it off, then he pulled away from the kiss to slide the shirt over his head.
"Can I?" His fingers fiddled over the top of your panties "Yes." You whispered softly
You lifted your bottom up off the bed so he can pull your panties off, he threw them somewhere across the room, and let his fingers slide all over your body to your back, he undid your bra, letting it slide off your shoulders.
He takes a moment, taking in a deep breath, eyes scanning over your body, taking it in "Fuck, you're so beautiful...most beautiful girl in the whole world, my pretty baby..." He rubbed his hands on your legs, brining your feet up on his shoulder, he gave a soft gentle kiss against your foot and set it down
"Jungkook..." You whined "What is it baby? How do you want me? Hm?" His eyes still taking your beautiful frame in
"I want you here..." Your hand resting ever so gently over your mid section. "I'll get there my love, just be patient." He said while kissing down your thighs, going in a zigzag line between each thigh until his mouth was over your pussy.
With one lick against your clit, you developed goosebumps over your body "Kook- Mmh" You moaned softly.
His long tongue went over your clit, kissing, licking, sucking, with his mouth over your clit, he shook his head side to side to get you closer to your high.
"Kookie...I-I'm gonna...mmm- cum.." You said and gripped his hair "Yeah? let go for me baby, cum all over my face, you can do it baby, let go..." He mumbled, sending vibrations through your whole body starting on your mid section.
You released over his face, wetting it, soaking your bed sheets. "Good job baby, good girl..." He whispered while coming back up to kiss you so you can taste yourself.
"Jungkook, I want to help you too." You said softly. "Baby...you really don't have to, it's okay." He looked down at you
"No, I want too. Please?" You pleaded "Fuck, alright, yeah." He breathed out
He layed on his back, head resting against the pillows, you kissed down his chest, defined abs and toned body, reaching his jeans, sliding them off, then the exact same with his boxers, his cock hard and leaky, veins running his big length.
"Can you take it baby?" He asked teasingly "You know I can." You whispered before grabbing his length in your small hand. "Mmm, oh fuck...s-shit..." He moaned gently.
Jungkook was very vocal in bed, sometimes when he had girls over you could hear him, sometimes even louder than the girl, that was very rare though.
"A-ahh, baby, can you take it in your mouth? Please...I need it.." He whined, you slowly enveloped his cock with your mouth, gagging noises filled the room, your eyes getting teary.
"Oh my god...like that babygirl..." He tilted his head back, your hands caressed his balls and he whined at that, moving your head faster with his hand.
"B-baby, I need to cum...where c-can I?" He stuttered because he was about to see stars. You didn't answer so he presumed down your mouth, and he was right.
"O-oh yeah...shit! Oh my fucking god baby..." He cummed down you're throat, you tasted the salty liquid and swallowed it like the good girl you are for him.
"Can I fuck you now? Please.." He practically was begging "Yes, take me, im all yours Kook." You layed your back on the mattress again.
He put hands on each of your knees, slowly spreading your legs apart, seeing your pink pussy dripping with need for him, that only he could make happen.
"You are all mine, my girl, my princess, my pretty baby, my little cum slut." He said while looking down at your cunt, giving it a slap, making you jolt.
"Can I put it in now baby? I'll go slow...I promise." He said and grabbed his shaft in his hand "Yes, oh god please Jungkook."
He moved his hand up and down, getting on his knees while the top of his hand was filled with his pre-cum that had leaked out.
He slowly slide in with easily, your wetness helping both you and him to feel more comfortable. "I-Is this okay?" His breathing quickened and you nodded.
"I-I'm gonna move now, okay baby?" He slowly moved his hip back so only the tip stayed in, then slowly pushed it forward, you were already addicted to the feeling it gave you, and he felt the same way.
"Fuck, you're so tight...such a good fit for my fat cock." He breathed out, face stuffed in your shoulder and neck.
He started slow at first then started going faster, the headboard was rocking against the wall, you were pretty sure you were going to receive noise complaints.
"Ride me." He said out of breath. You winced when he pulled out and flipped you on top of him, he helped you guide him in and you sunk down, moaning loudly and throwing your head back.
"Come on babygirl, show your boyfriend what a good girl you are...only for me, no one else." You slowly moved up and down, gaining a steady rhythm, his hands were all over your body, your ass, waist, hips, your breasts that were bouncing right in front of him.
"That's a good girl, that's a good fucking girl..." He growled out "Nobody in this fucking world gets to have this cunt, just me, just your boyfriend." You whined again "You like that huh?" You nodded fast, still riding him hard, his hands intertwined with yours and you rode him faster.
He threw his head back and his eyebrows furrowed, biting on his bottom lip. "Shit, I think i'm gonna cum baby..." You nodded "I-I am too..." You whimpered feeling a knot in your belly, trying to chase that feeling.
"You gonna let me cum in you? You gonna let me fuck a baby into you? Let you be my baby mama?" He growled and flexed his hips up to meet you in the middle.
"Oh yes! I will Jungkook, take all of me.." You moaned out.
"I-I'm cumming..." He moaned and came inside you, just a few seconds later you came, your legs shaking and back arching.
You rolled off of him, onto the side right by him, and he slowly pulled out of you. He kissed your forehead and got up to clean the mess. When he was done he joined you back in bed and cuddled you.
"Fuck, that was amazing, you're amazing.." He whispered while playing with your hair "Thank you Kook, the feelings mutual." You giggled
"I love you so much, ____, words can't even describe it." He whispered "I love you too, Jungkook." You smiled, and he smiled back sighing contently, but also while wondering,
"Why couldn't we just get over it?"
#jungkook smut#jeon jungkook smut#jungkook#smut#bts smut#bts#kpop ff#jeon jungkook#jungkook oneshot#jungkook romance#romance#kpop romance#jungkook fluff#enemies to lovers#friends to lovers#jungkook love
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☆ bragging rights ☆
(ft the first years)
a/n I couldn't find the request where they wanted the first years, but here it is! Ortho is strictly platonic!
tw cursing
want more? eat up bestie! ☆,☆
Ace + Grim <3
⋆ Grim’s like, ‘No. Please, Great Sevens, no…’ He wants anyone but him. Grim wouldn’t mind if it was one of the Leech Brothers, or hell even, that weird ass bowl cut kid that tried to light everything on fire. Just anyone but Ace! He can’t! Just imagining Ace’s cocky ass grin sends Grim into a fit of rage. Really considers all his life decisions.
⋆ Ehm, can you please speak a little louder? Ace didn’t hear that. Ace squeals like a high school girl who just got asked to prom. Considers this his greatest accomplishment tbh. You’re the hottest thing since sliced bread and Ace is the super cool, incredibly good looking super mage. Like it’s a no brainer. A match made in heaven. Of course you’re going to be bragging about him. Who wouldn’t? (please, never stop. Ace literally cried tears of joy)
Deuce + Grim <3
⋆ Honestly, Grim’s okay with this one. Sure Deuce is a little airheaded, but Grim likes him a lot more than Ace! (that’s a lie, he loves both of them equally, just too stubborn to admit it) And he knows that Deuce will treat you right. Though, Grim doesn't know much more arguing he can take from the flustered idiot one and jealous idiot two.
⋆ So so happy. He calls his mom immediately after, (i mean, he’s been calling his mom about you since the day you met) Deuce has really tried to be better, to be the type of guy that you wouldn’t hesitate to call yours and knowing that he made it makes him want to explode (in a good way ofc) He wants to cry, jump up and down, take you by your waist and give you a big ol’ smooch. There’s so many things he wants to do, so many things he wants to make you feel, because Deuce is so in love it’s embarrassing really. (Ace gags while also mourning the fact that it’s not him, jealous bastard)
Jack + Grim <3
⋆ Grim is a little on the fence about this one. Jacks a great guy, don’t get him wrong, but Grim doesn’t want to spend his mornings, afternoons and nights working out. Well, on second thought, the image of Grim sporting a rocking six pack kinda gets him to rethink….No, no…he does not want to give up his tuna! Jack will have to pry his box of tuna from his cold dead paws before he lets that happen.
⋆ His tail does a little waggy once he hears you bragging. Like how can he not? He already talks about you a whole bunch. I mean if you count him always going ‘C’mon, even the prefect could do better!’ or ‘you might be even more airheaded then the Prefect…” then yeah, Jack’s doing a lot of bragging. He’s loyal by heart, but also emotionally constipated, so you’re going to have to look for the hidden meanings behind his brash words. Because it’s there! You just have to look hard and be patient!
⋆ Or you can just look behind your wolfy friend and stare at that ass- I mean, that tail! Yeah, tail! Because it’s betraying how he feels. So thank you tail! (and thank that ass, because it’s thiccc!)
Epel + Grim <3
⋆ Grim is honestly okay with this one. Epel and him are on good terms. So it doesn’t bother him all that much. Really there's nothing else to say other than, Grim is just happy that you’re happy.
⋆ YEEHAW BITCHES!!!!!HE WINS!!!!! Epel is alive and dying at the same time. He’s calling his meemaw, peepaw and all that jazz, because guess what? He’s not bitchless anymore! Yes! Take that Vil, you pompous jerk! And you too Rook, you frenchie! And most importantly, fuck you Ace! He beat you and now you look like a fool! HAHDHHAHA
⋆ Okay, but after Epel gets over his high, he’s face down on his apple plushies practically crying because he’s so happy.
Ortho + Grim <3
⋆ Second son? SECOND SON? NAH! GRIM’S IS YOUR ONLY SON! He literally gets so offended that you're talking about Ortho more than him. Every little ounce of affection or praise directed towards you little robotic buddy is greeted with an irritated huff and eye roll from Grim. Like did you forget that Grim’s been with you since forever? Grim truly see’s Ortho as a rival/threat, because unlike the other boys who you continuously thrist over, you’re so sweet and kind to Ortho and treat him like he was your kid/brother. It really gets Grim’s gears going. He just wants you to know that he is not above fighting a child, robotic or not, he’s going down.
⋆ Oh, Ortho’s over the moon. The person he sees as a second sibling loves him so much! It makes him so happy. Literally, he thinks he’s dreaming (can he dream?). And omg, this just fuels Ortho to get Idia to confess to you, so you’re all like an actual family. You and Idia can be the parents and Ortho and Grim can be your kids! Ortho has already taken to treating Grim like a little brother, constantly patting his head and giving him treats (which does soothes Grim’s dislike to him by a lot, at this point you think Grim likes Ortho more than you) Ortho does ask if you four could all take a christmas photo together (or whatever the equivalent to christmas is in their world) and he sends it to every one of his friends with really fancy blue and pink glitter gel pen font that says ‘From the Shrouds!’. Sure he knows you aren’t actually a family yet, but he’s sure he can do a little convincing and bam! The wedding is bound to happen!
Please just do as he says! Let this boy be happy T0T
Sebek + Grim <3
⋆ There’s dead silence from Grim. Like you do realize that you have no insurance right? How the heck are you supposed to pay for hearing aids for the both of you? He doesn’t get it. What’s the appeal? Did you hit your head that hard? Grim’s judging and he’s judging hard. But overall, Grim surprisingly feels bad. All he can think of is that one lyric you scream out every now then by that Rana le Del, um… What was it again? The Other Woman~ and that’s you. He just shakes his head because he knows you can do better.
⋆ Sebek is a blushing mess. He’s on two ends of the spectrum, one being incredibly smug and two, wanting to scream the ears off anyone in the ten mile radius of him. There is no inbetween because he’s not a chill guy. When Sebek wants something he puts 110 percent into it. And that's what he does for you. You know what name becomes a frequent occurrence in his vocabulary? Yeah, it’s your name. There’s not a sentence that he says that does include you and Malleus in it. Yeah, he is making and joining every club that there is about you and yes, that is a shrine dedicated to you right next to his Malleus shrine. And no, you cannot stop him.
#ace x reader#ace trappola x reader#ace hcs#deuce x reader#deuce spade x reader#deuce hc#jack x reader#jack howl x reader#jack hcs#epel x reader#epel felmier x reader#epel felmier hcs#ortho hcs#ortho shroud hcs#sebek x reader#sebek zigvolt x reader#sebek hcs#twst x reader#twst hcs#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland hcs
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Happy Halloween from Private Party
Kai - Cowboy
"Yeah, I'm a cowboy, but don't ask me for any 'Yeehaws', or ask me to say things like 'pardner', cause I won't. ...Truthfully, I only got the idea for this outfit cause the track I was working on had a Southern theme to it, so I figured... what the hell? Might as well dress the part, right? Plus, my lovely wife is dressed similar, and... well after that question about dressing up as a couple, it only seemed fitting. ...I just hope I can DJ with this hat on. It keeps leaning forward."
"Anyway, take some treats from this ole' cowboy, and have yourselves a good night."
You received a treat!
Wild West Trail Mix. An assortment of dried fruits, nuts and chocolate pieces all mixed together to create a tasty and healthy snack, reminiscent of what cowboys carried on long rides.
Mireya - Southern Belle/Cowgirl
"Howdy there. Can this cowgirl help ya'll out with something? ...Ha, what do you think? Is my Southern accent convincing? I was born in Texas, ya' know? I know I might speak normal now, but trust me, if you heard me when I was child, you'd never know that that was me. My mother always forced me to speak Hispanic, but did she forget I was of mixed heritage? *Sighs* "Anyway, tonight's supposed to be about fun, so I'm not going to ruin it by bringing up the past. So here, take this and have yourself a good night. ...And don't forget to stop by Gypsy's Palace later on!"
You received a treat!
Cowgirl Crunch Bars. Chocolate bars mixed with a variety of crunchy ingredients like pretzels, nuts and caramel, giving it a rugged and hearty texture from a Southern girl.
Zakari - Kyler Aaron/FBI Agent
"True peace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of Justice."
"...Pffh... haha! Oh, god! ...See, Joey? I told you I could pull off your friend, Kyler, pretty well! You owe me $100, buddy! I expect to see it next time we meet! Hahaha~"
*Sighs* "Oh, jeez. ...Sorry, I guess I should explain myself. When Joey heard I was having trouble finding a good costume for Halloween, he bet me $100 that I couldn't pull a good imitation of Kyler. So, with a little hair dye, some contact lenses, one of my dad's suits, and whola! Instant FBI agent! ...Hmm, you know, now that I think about it? Who else could I pull off with a little bit of practice? Something to think about."
"Anyway, here! Some treats from your friendly FBI agent! Stay safe out there, kids!"
You got a treat!
Top Secret Treats. These are small, individually wrapped candies with a mysterious flavor, like mixed fruit or assorted flavors to keep people guessing.
#hypmic#hypmic oc#hypnosis mic#hypnosis mic oc#hypnosis microphone#kai quinlan#mireya quinlan#zakari hiroya#private party#roppongi division#halloween event 2024#halloween 2024#halloween event
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20 questions for fic writers
tagged by @thenookienostradamus, quyanaa!
1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 22 :)
2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 237, 409, yeehaw!
3. What fandoms do you write for? Magic Mike (allegedly), Always Sunny (allegedly), Killer Joe, True Detective (season one, I get too weepy if I think about season four too long but someday!), Midnight Mass, Shadow & Bone, Tell Me Your Secrets, Loki, and I've got an original work snuck in there, too
4. What are your top five fics by kudos?
5. Do you respond to comments? Typically! I have a habit of hoarding my favorites in my inbox so if I take a week or three months to answer you it's because I've been thinking about kissing you on the mouth. Comments really make my day so I do my best to show gratitude to those who take the time to make them.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Maybe Sinhound? I don't set out to write angst.................. ever, but ending with Mildred's funeral wasn't what I was expecting either.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? All of them :) I'm a sucker for love and happy endings :)))))
8. Do you get hate on fics? no and that gets more and more shocking each time I post a new work lately as my ao3 becomes a pit of depravity while I work through everything I can't put in my novel manuscript.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? hell yeah fuck yeah. I like playing in varying degrees of consent, unhealthy or unbalanced dynamics, girls who come too fast and have weird relationships with sex, yada yada. I have a really supportive husband who I am disgustingly, deeply in love with so a lot of genuine warm and fuzzy feelings for one old man in particular generates a lot of material.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? I simply don't have the mind processes for it and admire those who can mix media like that.
11. free space / no question here, send me an ask with one instead please :)
12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Not that I know of! would be awfully neat though.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Oh man, I had a fun star wars piece I was writing with my dear friend, Jess, when impostor syndrome struck too hard to finish-- I still have the embroidery she did of our title (the inverse must also be true) in my office hanging below my first rejection letter :)
14. What’s your all time favorite ship? every goblin couple that make out nasty style, so uh, rust/sugar :( they're so special to me and pulled me out of a Hellacious writer's block
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? My only wip is Sunday School Dropout because I sort of forgot where I was going with it, it'll come back with light voyeurism, blood drinking, virginity taking, the usual order
16. What are your writing strengths? I feel like this is question to really sell myself but honestly, hell if I know, creating place? mannerisms maybe? Beyond my general insecurities, some of the nicest compliments I've gotten are for things I did unintentionally so hard to say! I have crafted some fuckin nonlinear bangers I'll give myself that much.
17. What are your writing weaknesses? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAINTAIN TENSE and I HAVE NO WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF SENTENCE STRUCTURES, which annoy me and are my father's biggest complaints so I can't take them seriously enough to consciously attempt to improve on them yet. Lately, I've been smoking weed and flipping vocabulary flashcards before bed because my diction feels stagnant, a bit repetitive across pieces like.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I can't even speak english well enough to write coherently I'm not going to fuck up further with google translate. I did some ballet au's a few years back that I know have some french in it but I think I did a firmly okay job with the sprinkles of dialogue-- I know damn well my terminology is correct.
19. First fandom you wrote for? technically game of thrones, I have a sansa/sandor reunion very angrily tapped out in my notes app when season eight skipped it. The first work I posted was Seduction of Odile after I saw a post here about the potential of a rey/kylo blackswan au, reached out and asked if I could give it a try and here I am 22 works and years later :)
20. Favorite fic you’ve written? I'm going to be corny but I have a soft spot for every fic that connected me with other writers who are so talented and inspiring and force me to be better so I feel like I can talk to them lmao
tagging tagging tagging @the-heartlines @labyrinthphanlivingafacade @littleredwritingcat @abeadofpoison @teeth-ing @itstendereye @barbie-nightmare-house
#it's spring and there is rain on my metal roof and peepers peeping in the swamp#i'm v happy and the will to write is strong again :)#mads levshakoff
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Chapter 1- Joe Cool 😎
Joe
I danced a little gig as I walked into my penthouse apartment carrying a case of beer.
As most of you probably know, I am Joe Burrow, rookie quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals.
Who Dey!🧡🖤
Anyway, if you have kept up with me at all you probably know that this season has been rough for me starting out.
I mean, today we got our FIRST freakin’ win of the season against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
And it is week 4. 🤦🏻♂️
Folks ,as you know , I had an undefeated season and a natty Championship win during my last year at LSU,
So, needless to say, losing is not in my vocabulary and most definitely something I am not used to
AT ALL. 🥴
But what can I say? It was bound to happen because I had been warned that during my rookie NFL season I would probably take my fair share of lumps.
Just call me Mr.Lumpy. 😂🤦🏻♂️
Anywho, moving on.
I have other issues at the current moment.
I rubbed my swollen jaw.
Yes I said swollen jaw.
Yes, I got sacked a few times during the game but that has nothing to do with the swelling of my jaw.
I was interviewed by the lovely,vivacious Linsie Wellington after the game.
Ah,miss Linzie.
The most respected sports announcer in Florida.
And the hottest.🔥❤😜😎
I mean,dayum. Boys, the woman is smoking.
I'm so damn sorry but when a woman looks like that I just gotta say something.
Okay, so normally Miss Hottie(I mean,Linzie ) is an announcer but tonight she did an interview.
An interview with yours truly. (Pops collar)
So.....anyway......when she was finished asking me all those beloved things an interviewer asks.....I just couldn't stand it anymore. I just had to say something.
And this is what I said.
I gave that black haired bombshell my million dollar sultry smile and said this little piece right here.
"Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy." 😉
Yeah, yeah, crazy pick up line,I know.
But hey it works.
A lot.😎
And boy would I like to drive this woman crazy. 😍
I think miss Linzie liked it just a little.
Ah,hell who am I kidding? I KNOW she liked it.
I saw her blushing.😎
However, there was someone who didn't like it.
That someone was her boyfriend. 🥴😎
Damn, that man can swing a fist.
Hell,I didn't know she had a boyfriend.
Or did I?
😂😂😂😂😂ahem
So there you have it,folks. The story of my freakin bruised jaw.
What can I say?
I'm a hot mess.😎
I sighed as I dragged myself to my fridge and pulled out a beer.
Ahhhhh....smooth as hell. Already made me forget about my damn messed up jaw.
I know I shouldn't be drinking but hell, we freakin' won today!
A man's gotta celebrate.
Yeehaw!
Anyway........twelve to fifteen beers later, I'm pretty sure I was on the verge of passing out.
Just as I leaned back on my huge designer couch and shut my eyes,my doorbell rang
Awww hell no!
I groaned and I stood up with my head absolutely swimming,and trudged over to the door.
How I made it without falling on my ass i will never know.
Anyway.....when I opened the door....there stood a girl with bleach blonde hair and a skirt on up to her rear end.
Mmmmm......mama mia😍
And no, I don't have a damn clue what her name is .
She's a chick I met at the bar the other night.
I'm pretty sure I've already had at least one round of wild and crazy sex with her.
Or was that her sister?😎
Hell, who am I kidding? I probably had em both.
"Hey stud.....good game today." The woman said,batting her eyelashes at me.
"Thanks" I said,smirking and winking.
"I think we should...ya know.....have a little fun ."She said,with a wink.
"Hell yeah" I said,smirking.
The next thing I knew we were in the floor,heavily making out.
I am a worn out ol boy but I am NEVER too tired for some poontang.😎
So....with that being said.....scram...ya filthy animals! 😎
However,please do visit tomorrow.
I'm sure I shall have a ton of things to talk about if ya know what I mean.😎
Song of the chapter -Just A Gigolo by David Lee Roth
Hey guys! I know this is definitely a different Joe than we are used to seeing but hey, I find this side of Joey B rather hot 🥵 myself.
As I’ve said, this is my story from Wattpad but I will be changing it slightly.
Thanks so much for reading!
Will update soon!
Much love,
Leslie ❤️
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My live reactions to the Anti-Woke games list
TL;DR: go buy Ikenfell, Tactical Breach Wizards, Subnautica or Celeste!
For those of you not chronically online (lol you're on Tumblr, who am I kidding), a group has recently released a list of games containing "woke" themes. Obviously, I'm gonna link to it and suggest you buy one of the games in red, but here's my live reactions for you to enjoy under the cut. I swear to g-d these incels have the thinnest skin known to man or beast:
Bloons?? The fucking monkey balloon popping game???????? How… what. What even.
Hogwarts legacy is WILD given JKs descent into madness
Oh man I gotta reply Subnautica again, that game slaps
LMAO From Software stay winning, Miyazaki says this foot fetish is rated E for everyone
Cassette Beasts is completely unsurprising.
Wait, Cloth Hollow Knight was a lesbian?????? Where did that get revealed???? I love her?!
LMAO at Portal 2, these are truly the softest little boys imaginable
I don't think I've ever seen a straight Stardew fan; I can't believe it's not red
STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT IS INSANE LMAO????? Guess it's woke to acknowledge that women play video games
Hardspace Shipbreaker mention eyyyyy
LMAO at Spider Man MM. Once again, the thinnest skin imaginable
Yeah, completely unsurprised to see Celeste here. You go girl
DREAM DADDY MY BELOVED LMAO. My only contact with this particular piece of media is Arin promoting it in a Starbomb album
I don't know what “Hustle Cat” is, but I feel a need to find out
You're telling me a game called “Super Lesbian Animal RPG” exists and is woke? I'm shocked, truly
AMOGUS
How is The Outer Worlds not red? Did they miss the whole anti-capitalist theme of the game?? They're not just thin-skinned, they're also stupid (not shocking).
Ditto Armored Core VI; I guess it's missable but like you kinda have to try
Outer Wilds my beloved, I forgot that literally everyone all the hearthians were NBs
Wouldn't have expected a game called “Super Punchy Face” to be woke, but good for them
IKENFELL MY BELOVED. Yeah this game is queer as hell, it's also super indie so I'm glad they didn't miss it.
Yeah obviously vampires are gay. Come on now.
Huh, I hadn't considered No Man's Sky, but yeah I guess? Lol.
Every RPG is woke, shocking. I'm so surprised.
Again, could not be LESS surprised by Stephen Universe.
For one beautiful, shining moment, I forgot that Apex existed.
More gay vampires yeehaw
Age of Empires DE??? Wow.
LMAO do NOT come for Tales of the Shire like that and get your information wrong you dumb fucks; Tolkien LITERALLY described one of the races of hobbits as having brown skin. The lack of literacy is ASTOUNDING.
KOTOR stay winning
UNEXPLAINED DIVERSITY for No Rest for the Wicked, an early access game we know little about the lore of??? I'm deceased LMFAO
Ninja Pizza Girl sounds rad as fuck
Wartales is kinda wild ngl
NOT THE KFC DATING SIM IM DEADDDDD
Overcooked on the list???? For a disabled raccoon????????
Wingspan is insane lol
Another Crabs Treasure mentioned RAAAA
Oh shit Wizard with a Gun is woke? I'm gonna need to buy that
They missed Tactical Breach Wizards. Shame.
And the list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview?pli=1#
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Emi Plays Revue Starlight: El Dorado Part 11
MAHIRU TIME IM GON BE INSUFFERABLE.
ESP SINCE TRUE ROUTE TIME YEEHAW
claudine :) also there's much less frustration this time around
kaoruko akjshdf...ofc i spoke too soon
nana's in shock
junna....it's ok nana's a wimp
everyone who plays miguel is happy to get his role lol even tho he doesnt do THAT much
ofc karen, maya, and claudine jump into an etude as miguel, cavallero, and carmencita respectively (will carmencita get to Do something this time?)
i love you mahiruuuu
she's givin first years supplementary lessons in (i think singing)
nana pls mahiru's always been the cool senpai/older sister type. even if she can be insecure
kill nana time
it's been 500 years she deserves this
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYIN
I have the bg music to go down real low when they're talking bc i cant fuckin hear it otherwise and since it was such a long line i thought the music stopped completely for mahiru to say it
amemiya's kinda sad nana's not writing anymore (At least for seisho) and i guess isnt in the know of nana going to england instead of the new national troupe so at least she wont have to pick between acting and writing yet. i think
hikari mention
GIRL U GO TO ENGLAND AFTER THIS AKJFH
mahiru wins at being better at english than nana
oh mahiru didnt even NEED amemiya's suggestion to visit a beach this is why she's better than everyone
NANA kjhskjgh
THEY VISIT MAHIRU HOME i was HOPING for a hokkaido beach
i am Not used to hearing men in starlight that arent the giraffe (or andrew) this is fucking Wild. ...i think the brothers are shogo, asahi, and ake (shogo sounds like one and asahi and ake used boku) which leaves yuuhi and mayo as the lil sisters
azuki bean throughline
hell yeah you are
thar far
is this farther away than kaoruko's beach (i mean it is already bc theyre in hokkaido) but in time spent Walking to it-
lesbian flag beach
shkfjhskjdfh
girls u have all spent too much time with claudine stop referring to ur partners as her akjhfd
gay wording
hmm why is nana unfair tho mahiru....bc she said she won't let u win that easily
hm hm
i like that mahiru's not asking what the feeling is
anyway hiii judy
you seem a lot more smug than put off this time around, kaoruko
oooooooooo
nana and mahiru are actually standing against judy pretty well, they aren't nearly as frazzled n taken aback as the others have been and are improvving back. amemiya's all squinty at it
judy still slices their cloaks tho.
oo junna english
hmmm
mahiru didnt rlly sound out of breath from the improv so much as she sounded kinda panic-attacky. but gf karen to the rescue
i love u karen
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The dreaded time returns once again. I hope your first day back wasnt bad. Oh hell yeah peak fuck it we ball right there. & its always nice to have the support system. Oh yeah mt fuji is on my list too i wanna see it. Also id love to see the native birds. Love seein different types of birds. Oh okay words not commonly used bein dropped got it. Occasionally annoying is like the catchphrase of the english language. Oh yeah big same 80 is like my max comfort level for heat before it becomes unbearable. So 42c was like death it sucked so bad. Thanks! I also finally got through jarilo-vi story & playstation beta version opened to test so hopefully soon ill be able to play there. Mobile is hard to play on. Very nice i should check out rain world see what its like. I need to set aside time to draw its a relaxing hobby. I feel that i keep dropping games for a bit. Now that im all caught up on genshin again im trying to play more dredge & river city girls. Maybe even beat them. I wish you luck in your minecraft quest. Fair enough. I get along okay with my half sister but not enough to like. Tell her things. Oh hell yeah congrats on the dye job done. Always feels good. Yeehaw new game mode. Star rail is doin good at havin fun & interesting side stuff to do really. I got so many facts about fish & birds & such in my head at all times but can i remember all of them all the time? No. Such is life with adhd
it really does. but hey i survived the first week AND made friends with the cool alt girls from my class so its not ryover 👍and yeah i was. actually quite surprised how chill my mom is with me being queer but im not complaining. and yeah definitely!!! i dont rlly know a lot about birds but i agree its always nice to see them. and yeah isnt it!!!! tho Being Polish kinda desensitized me to languages being annoying since it is like that as well. while i do operate my mother language quite well, i cannot remember a Single grammar rule ive ever learned. just freestyle it and hope for the best. what the fuck is a przydawka. and ough congrats on surviving that then. im going to alicante with my school pretty soon [mightve mentioned this but i dont remember?] and from what we know its going to be like 25c there and like. damn. here i was getting happy about not having to deal with the heat until the next vacation. but Whatever. AND AHH THATS NICE!! id love to hear ur thoughts on the story i honestly Really like the jarilo vi arc. mobile IS hard to play on. survive out there. RAIN WORLD IS SO GOOD OMG THE GRAPHICS AND STORY ARE AMAZING AND ALL THE DIFFERENT SLUGCATS ARE SO FUN TO PLAY AS...... and ah good luck with that!! i have a little less time now that school is back but ive been trying to at least doodle every day. and ooh i dont recognize either of those, tell me ab them!! i did the genshin archon quest and havent logged in since but it was very fun. excited for the next part. and thank you o7 ill keep you updated on that. and yeah i feel you on that i have a pretty similar relationship with mine, its just that we rarely ever talk. AND THANK YOU!! im probably gonna repeat it soon since, as i said, dye doesnt really like to cooperate with me so its basically gone by now but at least i know this dye stays for at least a bit. i havent played star rail recently aside from the main quest tbh, didnt really have the motivation to do it i guess. BUT i heard the new simulated universe is fun so ill probs check it out Eventually. and yeah it really IS like that
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im a redneck woman i aint no high class broad. im just a product of my raisin i say hey yall and yeehaw. i keep my chrismas lights up on my front porch all year long. and i know all the words to every old folks daniel song. so heres to all my siisters out there keepin it country... let me get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me. hell yeah!
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um guys.. one of my best friends just kissed me... idk how to feel abt it but um i sure am feeling something!
#i don't rly like her like that#but i am touch starved as hell and not necessarily opposed to a fwb type situation#however i think she actually likes me specifically#n i don't want her to get the wrong impression#bc i love her ofc she's one of my best friends but i don't want to date her#but i think she wants to date me?#also apparently i was her first kiss which i feel shitty abt bc i hadn't kissed anyone in literal years#so i am um a lil rusty lol she deserved better#but uh yeah anyways biggest plot twist 2020#got kissed by my best friend n idk what to do abt it#yeehaw#help girl lol#pers
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when you white something out but then make the same mistake
#cosmic.txt#sing this in the tune of coldplay#can you guess who is making flashcards on this fine night?#hell yeah it's this girl !! yeehaw#oh my brain is FRIED fried
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Okay, I can't wait to offend so many people with this chapter and I do encourage you to share this with... certain people.
So, this is mainly about Annabeth, which kind of helps my point with this.
If you didn't know, Annabeth Chase and Grover Underwood were recently cast, and Annabeth is black, and Grover is desi. Which is an amazing thing, by the way.
But, this of course comes with backlash.
Here's the thing: People fucking hate the casting for Annabeth
I, personally, think it's really odd and a double standard because when Grover was cast as Black in the movies and Southeast Asian in the musical no one gave a shit. And it's really weird because that means that you are fine with poc so long as they are in the sideline or are perfect
Which is kind of racist.
But we aren't here to speak about Grover. I mean, this is the PJO fandom when do we speak of the G-man.
We are here, however, to speak about Annabeth and your reaction to Leah.
One of the first arguments as to why she shouldn't be black is because in the books she was white.
Utter bullshit. Annabeth was just described as having blond and curly hair, that can mean a very wide variety of races. Y'all just assumed.
Annabeth being black would be a very reasonable assumption since... I mean, have you ever seen black hair? And you can dye it blond. It's not that hard, though it can be very damaging.
Also, braids exist. Like, literally Beyonce had blond box braids and wore them on her lemonade album cover, you can look it up, and every black girl I know has had them in at some point, myself included.
And it lasts a long time. It'd probably be the best option for Annabeth because it requires zero (0) maintenance and can last a month or two. You don't even need to wash it that often.
This is the most basic and utterly pointless argument I have seen when it comes to Annabeth, and one that takes no effort to put down., and doesn't often lead to people taking offense to the truth.
However my next point can and will.
Everyone says that Annabeth needs to white because of what she represents when it comes to stereotypes in women. She should be white because of feminism.
This is one of those times where I step back and think of what feminism in America is and what it represents.
To answer that question, no it's not for "all women." It's for white women. Almost all mainstream feminism is white feminism.
If you've never heard of the term, allow me to explain. White feminism is feminism with no regard for intersectionality. Most people automatically pull the race card, but that isn't always true. Intersectionality is two minorities in one person. So, white feminism is for anyone who is cishet and white.
It's important to note that not all white people who are feminists are white feminists. So long as you acknowledge that literally everyone else has it worse than you, you're good!
Now, if you don't think white feminism exists, you are most likely a white feminist.
When it comes to Annabeth, her feminism comes down to this: being underestimated and delivering a much better result than anyone else.
And, yeah, that's fucking powerful. And as women, this can happen.
However, it doesn't happen to blonds.
The whole "dumb blond" trope is something expelled into the media to promote the "not like other girls" agenda. We can see this in almost any media that has a strong female lead.
In ACOTAR, Feyre is different from her sisters because she is modest. In Shadow and Bone, Alina is different because she struggled and doesn't care about looks. Hell, Taylor Swift during her yeehaw phase was different because she wears t-shirts and is on the bleachers.
It's something constantly thrown onto women, that's rooted in the fact that women can't do anything right.
For example, if a girl wears makeup, she's an attention seeker. If a girl plays sports, she's trying to impress a guy. If a girl likes science, she's a socially dead nerd. A woman can't do anything without it being something bad.
So to have Annabeth embrace her femininity and still be this intelligent and strong person is bound to speak to everyone.
But it hits so much harder when you're a POC. Allow me to explain.
Black people in general have a lot of stereotypes. I can give you a list right now:
The drug dealer, the whore, the innocent, the sporty, the murderer, the angry black woman, etc.
The most prevalent black stereotype is that black people simply cannot be smart. At all.
And black people are always seen as less than white people, even if they don't mean it.
For example, people have asked to pet me.
Yes, you read that right. Fucking pet my hair. Not touch. Pet. Like a fucking dog.
And it can end up going so much deeper than that. Take a look at BLM! Black people are seen as disposable, and we aren't.
Do you know what it feels like to learn that the same people who claim to fight for your rights hate you? Do you know what it feels like to be tossed around a group of white women who want to pet you? Do you know what it feels like to never be seen as smart? To never be seen as kind? Do you know what it's like to see a black woman in media and only see the angry black woman? To only be seen as either perfect or just a flaw?
No. You don't. And you never will, because you will always have the privilege.
I am always underestimated, no matter what I'm doing.
So you will never understand the joy little brown girls will feel when they see someone just like them. A girl who has melanin and is dragged through the fucking mud for it, but still goes on. She goes on and becomes better than them. Better than the lady who asked to pet her hair. Better than the man who said black women can only be angry. A girl who triumphed and is allowed to breathe. She's amazing but she's allowed to be too prideful and too impulsive and she is allowed to grow.
When I was little I would've cried. Hell, I cried today.
Every single movie and book and show is catered to you and to your ideas of feminism. So you can fucking spare me with your "blond rep" bullshit.
#also why are we attacking these children?#leave them be#just say your racist and leave#percy jackson#walker scobell#annabeth chase#leah sava jeffries#grover underwood#aryan simhadri#percy jackson casting
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Fancy Like by Walker Hayes
@sisnap gave me the green light to write a bunch of countrynap songfics so buckle up cowfolk yeehaw
Ayy
My girl is bangin'
She's so low maintenance
Don't need no champagne poppin' entertainment
Take her to Wendy's
Can't keep her off me
She wanna dip me like them fries in her Frosty
“Come on, sugar,” Sapnap whined. You just giggled from the middle seat, takeout bag forgotten on the passengers you rubbed your boyfriend over his tight jeans. “While I’m driving, really?”
“I just wanna say ‘thank you,’” you insisted, pressing a little kiss to the base of his neck. “My sweet man making sure I’m fed on his break.”
“Speaking of,” he grunted out, clearing his throat as you squeezed him. “I gotta be back in fifteen. I gotta eat, baby, and as sweet as you are-”
“Eat,” you insisted, feeding him a fry and following it with a peck to his lips. You licked the salt off your lips with a smile. “I can eat when you go back, right now I wanna make sure you get to relax on your break.”
He growled, pulling into a parking space that provided the most privacy and clapping his hand down on your thigh. He pulled you into a rough kiss, only pulling away when the salty flavor on his tongue was replaced by your cherry chapstick. “What the hell did I do to deserve you,” he marvelled as he helped you undo his belt.
But every now and then when I get paid
I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade (ayy)
Ayy, ayy, ayy
You skipped over to your phone as it rang out your boyfriend’s ringtone, quickly picking it up since he was supposed to be at work. “Hey, baby!”
You heard him chuckle at your eager voice. “Hey, darlin’, how you doin’?”
You flopped back on your bed with a sigh. “Booored. I’m home alone while my hunky boyfriend works hard to pay our bills.”
“Well that is just a shame, isn’t it, sugar? Do I need to pick up some extra shifts so we can hire a poolboy for you to play with while I’m gone?”
“But we don’t have a pool,”
“Perfect, he should be able to give you all the attention you need,” he chirped, delighting in your giggles. “Listen, baby, I just got my check so I want you to get ready for when I come home. You wear that cute little sundress I love so much and we’ll go out for a nice dinner, alright?”
You hummed, running to your closet. “The blue one?”
You laughed as he made a noise like he’d been punched. “You’re killin’ me, darlin’,”
“Alright, alright, I’ll wear the orange sundress and those strappy sandals you like, sound good, daddy?”
He made a small, blissful noise of approval. “That sounds perfect, princess, I can’t wait to see you tonight.”
Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake
Get some whipped cream on the top too
Two straws, one check, girl, I got you
You patiently waited for Sapnap to put his truck in park and come around to your side- you knew better than to try opening your door yourself. “Hey, pretty girl,” he purred with a grin, pulling you into his arms and giving you a sweet kiss. “You look gorgeous, sugar,” he told you, pulling back to twirl you around.
“Thank you, daddy,” you chirped with a giggle as you finished your twirl and moved to grip the collar of his button-up, the top her buttons undone to show the top few curls of chest hair. “Did you really change in your truck?”
The sheepish grin and light blush that covered his face told you the answer. “Come on, darlin’, I gotta try to look like I have a chance with you. Can’t have anybody tryin’ to steal my girl.” You simply shook your head at him as he opened the passenger door, offering his hand to help you climb into the truck. You slid to the middle seat like you did every time you rode with him, tucking yourself into his side and purring in delight as his hand latched onto your thigh, rubbing it over the thin fabric of your skirt.
You remembered a time when you scoffed at the puppy love couples out on dates, making goo-goo eyes across the table and playing footsie under it, giggling at every little thing. Oh, how the tables turn, you thought as the waitress set down your Oreo shake with two straws stuck in it. “How cheesy,” you hummed with a giggle.
“You mean romantic,” Sap insisted with a grin, humming in satisfaction as he took a long sip. “It’s a timeless classic, like movie dates or slow dancin’ in the rain.”
“You’re the romantic,” you laughed, shaking your head at him. “My big softie,” you sighed fondly.
“All yours,” he hummed as the check got placed on the table. His hand landed on it a second before yours and he gave a sickly sweet smile. “Aw, you wanna hold my hand, do ya, sugar?” He flipped his hand over and wrapped it around yours tightly, bringing your knuckles to his lips.
“Sapnap,” you hummed dangerously. “You worked hard today, so why don’t you let me cover the check?”
“Sweetheart, I got plenty of guns in the safe at home. The day I don’t pick up the check I want you to use ‘em on me.” You tried your best to scowl at him and he pouted in return. “Now don’t be like that darlin’, you know I can’t stand to see you upset. Tell you what,” he hummed, moving the check aside and wrapping both his hands around yours. “When you decide you’re ready for a ring on that pretty little finger we’ll tell my boss to send my paycheck straight to you, then you can pay for whatever you want, how’s that sound, sugar?”
“That sounds like you’re trying to sweet talk me into letting you pay.”
“Is it working?”
“Yes,” you laughed, making him cackle along with you.
“That’s my girl! Come on, now, darlin’, don’t make me drink this all by myself.”
#i only have 1 example of a healthy relationship in my life#so dont sue me if you think their relationship seems weird#angymouse#squeakin#sapsqueaks#countrynap#mcyt smut
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Feel free not to answer, but I've always found your thoughts insightful and I'd like to hear your opinion on this if you care to give it. If not, fine. You're still rad af. Anyway, my question is: do you count monogendered alien races as LGBT rep? What TvTropes (cringe ik) calls Discount Lesbians. Personally, I don't. As a nb bisexual, I hate nb representation in the form of robots or aliens and never humans in particular, but monogendered races and pretending that's good gay rep also bothers me
Do they count as rep? Yeah. Do they count as GOOD rep?
... Sometimes?
I think "alien" (read: any non-human) species can be a good place to explore "What does our understanding of sex, gender, and sexuality look like without human history or human biology?" Does "biological sex" as a concept hold up when you run into an entire planet of beings that share the same parts? Does gender? Can transness still exist on this planet? What does gender PERFORMANCE mean?
Does thsi impact fashion? Music? Courtship rituals? Does this change sexuality? Can there still be a "deviant" way to approach sexual intimacy? If there is... why? Why create an other?
There are some extremely compelling stories to be had here and can serve as a sharp contrast with "human" understandings of sexuality/gender. Hell, you can even have humans from different cultures have different reactions to these mono-sexed (but maybe not mono gendered?) beings. Because there IS no one human understanding of sex, gender, and sexuality.
And then... is there friction when the humans impose THEIR understanding onto the aliens/robots/whatever? Like, if there are humanoid aliens that kinda look like what society expects women to look like (breasts, thin figures, idk long fucking hair, whatever "fantasy" creators do to female code their aliens, you know what I'm talking aout), how do they feel when a gay girl astronaut is like "Brooo, lesbian aliens!" Do they find HER femaleness, her gayness confusing? Maybe even repugnant?
How do they respond to the often binary understanding of human sexuality and gender? Do they find straight people confusing because being with someone who isn't similarly "sexed" or "gendered" to you is a foreign concept to them? Or does it make sense to them for some reason?
Is the text who has "nonbinary robots" or "all lesbian aliens" or whatever engaging with that thoughtfully?
Do they have human nonbinary or lesbian or gay or trans characters to contrast with them or... are the robots/aliens it?
Is the story wholly without humans? Is it maybe wish fulfillment for a nonbinary person who wishes they were a robot or cyborg who can spot out parts at will? ARe the aliens/robots a metaphor for how otherized these groups feel?
Are these aliens/robots villainized?
Fantasy/sci fi dabbling with sexuality, gender, or even race, neurodivergence and ability, or class can be a BOUNTIFUL place to explore your own cultures take on said subjects. But it can be fraught with issues and implications, the same way so many "This group of people with powers is feared by society and this is a metaphor for race or sexuality" ends up being derailed by "Well, yeah, these powers can kill people,” cause that's a legitimate reason to fear people. There is no legitimate reason to be homophobic or racist or whatever else we're putting in juxtaposition. “These mutants are blowing up random people the street” or “these predators are eating the herbivores” are like... genuinely scary concepts, even if the mutants or predators are “oppressed.”
Like, "Nonbinary robot, yeehaw, we're exploring body modification and body autonomy to combat atypical dysphoria" is great... "Nonbinary people are unfeeling and are gonna end humanity" is bad.
So, I have no singular judgment for these stories. Some have great intentions and fail anyways. Some have horrible intentions and end up compelling and accidentally good anyways. Some coast by on good stories even when there's bad implications. Some manage to make their points flawlessly.
And some never intended on them being LGBT rep.
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