#heinoustuck davejohn

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Day 5: Alternate Universe

I went for a classic, Heinoustuck. Kinda worked around with the original designs adding my own personal flare to them.

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heinoustuck johndavekat ( weird thought but its more for me than it is for you. The person who is reading this)

So after finding and saving some Random girl from getting killed/transmuted, John and the girl hideout in an dumpster that has been laying on its side and is completely covered in piles of garbage bags--don't ask john what's inside the bags, he's checked and he doesn't want to talk about it!!....poor little guy..ANYWAY ON WITH THE SURPRISINGLY FUNNY SKIT! (I think?)

Girl??: So...what's in these little bags??

EB: !!!-Don���t--

Girl??: omg!! WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN A BAG!! OH my GOD! Is that your boxers!?

EB........uh yes? (Privileged much) because..it's not as if we have a fully functioning washing machine just laying around Unless we're talking about the one that's on or in the piles of trash outside also why should it matter and I don't think you can consider this laundry more like rags that I merely found that could keep me warm!

Girl??: *sigh* well I guess you're better than nothing...

EB: uhhh? What's that supposed to mean?

Girl??: you know! * Vaguely gesturing*

EB: uhh umm?.....

Girl??:....

EB:??..what? (why do I feel like I've just made a mistake by helping her)

Girl??: ugh!! You know! Repopulating and saving others AND definitely destroying those Abominations!! 

EB..........

EB..um. I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work because first of all I've just hit my first milestone of being fourteen years old and I don't intend on getting killed unless I really need too, after all I Never thought I'd sadly get this far-- 

Girl??: that's exactly why we hav--

EB: ALSO!! I'm bi and unfortunately in a relationship that I can't escape from with an disembodied, loud voice Telling me That they made the stars for me.....and that there always watching.....

Gir??:......* Mild concern mostly for herself, granted*

EB: Aannd A giant flying feathery monstrosity that used to stalk my house and leave...little..dead things. AND crushed chocolates that looked as though they have been ripped out of a box or container. OH wait they probably WERE!!

Girl??:.don't tell me you actually ate them.

EB....

Girl??: oh my God *proceeds open up the dumpster and puke their guts out*

EB:.wow. I WAS gonna tell you "no.I thought about it but no." BUT you just immediately Assume I ate the chocolate. Wow. So logically you're just puking for nothing 

Girl??: and to think, I was looking at you as though you were the main character in those apocalyptic fanfics and novels and comics who was portrayed as the strong broad, strategizing guy that know one suspects!!

EB: excuse me. who are you to judge.. Also I don't think you have noticed but I'm a fourteen year old kid with a typical nerd looking figure who sadly doesn't look big or buff. I'm not built like Arnold Schwarzenegger or the Rock!

girl??:Oh wow. And here I thought The reason Why you look and talk the way you do was because you have mummy issues..*eye rolling*

EB:..........

Girl??: ok. I didn't know why I said that. I'm sorry.

EB: Nah.Thats alright. It would explain my taste in past crushes. Like how my crushes is always seemingly intimidating and threatening upon my life and how they always seem to be stronger than I am. But that's just probably the general vibe I got from rose..

Girl??: who's rose. 

EB: Not important :B

Girl??: but--

EB: LET'S MOVE ON. *and escape from this conversation where I randomly spill my whole backstory*

Girl??: --_--  

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bro they r.........they r horror bfs

jaderose vers coming soon!