#hehe i love chat noir shenanigans

[ebiartics]

"Is this some kind of publicity stunt?" one official muttered, adjusting his glasses.

"Who keeps pulling these tricks? We have a serious schedule to stick to!"

Chat Noir, perched on a nearby lamppost, observed his pièce de résistance proudly before being rudely tangled up by his lovely partner's yoyo and subsequently pulled down to the cobblestone ground with a grunt.

Said lovely partner had a not-so-lovely look on her face, "Chat Noir! What have you done this time?" she facepalmed her forehead, scolding him like he did this everyday. Which— to be fair, he had been for the past three weeks.

"Just a little pre-Olympic fun, m'lady," Chat Noir grinned, unbothered by her exasperation. "I thought the Paris games could use a new mascot since they won't use me!"

“More like you’re salty they dropped you for Adrien Agreste.” Ladybug sighed, "but seriously, Chat Noir— you're the reason we're all going to be forced to use QR codes to access this area soon. Stop trying to scare off the entire committee! You're worst than #JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin planning to poop in the seine!"

"You better not give me any more ideas, LB" he smirked, "or I might just join in on that one, too"

"Chat!"

In celebration of the Paris Olympics, I had this idea but I also have a test tomorrow I gotta study for. So, stay tuned: A Seine-sational Prank-a-thon and Cat-tastrophic start to the Olympics coming to you on my Ao3 tomorrow night! (hopefully with art, too)

[why-am-i-doing-this-cri]

Writing Prompt #1

I want to read a fanfic about Chloe Bourgeois not actually being the Mayor’s daughter, she was really the child of Marinette and Adrien. Now hear me out I know it sounds kinda cracky but I hope this will be worth it.

Andre Bourgeois, before he became mayor find baby Chloe in the back of the hotel.

He has no idea where she came from

The camera shows nothing and there is no sign of her in any database

Feeling soft-hearted he took her in

His wife and him get in an argument and both decide to adopt her in the end

Monsieur Bourgeois becomes Mayor Bourgeois and becomes much busier, leaving even less time to help raise Chloe

Mrs. Bourgeois decides she isn’t suited to be a mother and leaves to New York or whatever

Little Chloe who was 8 doesn’t understand why her mother left

That is until she finds her Mother’s diary

Before this Chloe was a sweet and intelligent girl who knew none of the hardships of life

She had two best friends Marinette and Adrien, with who she felt an instant connection with

After she reads the diary she realizes that her entire life was a lie

Her mother left because of her and the fact she is nothing like her

Her father completely covered up the fact that she was adopted with his powerful influence, so no one ever knew

Her mother would often spend really long durations inside when she is designing, so no one really looked into it

Chloe changes

She pushes everyone away

She hates Marinette and her perfect life and her perfect family

Then Adrien’s mother disappears

She finds someone who understands and clings to them

Her father grew more distant ever since he became mayor and tries to make up for it with material goods

Fast forward to high school- let's say senior year

Ladybug and Chat Noir has been around for about 5 years

They got better at lying and hiding their identities, so miraculous magic doesn't have to work overtime

Marinette and Adrien become better friends and she doesn't stutter around him anymore

Ladybug and Chat Noir become closer, but still haven't revealed their identities to each other

The Akuma Class is still together because plot logic

They were at Chloe's hotel because she threw a party for her birthday

Out of nowhere a portal forms

Out comes Bunnix, Chat Noir- and wait is that Marinette

She looks much more mature but still as beautiful as ever

Her face is blotchy like she just cried

She runs to Chloe crying

"My baby, my baby,... I'm so sorry I wasn't there

Everyone is in shock and incredibly confused

Chat Noir drops another bomb just casually going

"Mari, love, calm down you're confusing everyone

Everyone's like ????

She calms down then explains that a future villain, not Hawkmoth, kidnaps their child right from the hospital and then vanishes

They spent a whole year searching

Bunnix finds a trail that leads to this timeline

But time runs faster here and Chloe is already 18 when she would be 1 in their time

Meanwhile, Mari and Adrien are in shock

Mari: I moved on from Adrien and married my partner??!!

Adrien: But I only love Milady!!!!

The class: wtf Chloe isn't the Mayor's daughter

Chloe: That makes sense...

Everyone: How??!!

Marichat: Let's go home little bug/kitty

Everyone: What??!!!

[emsylcatac]

It's forehead kisses anon, hello! Tho my ask is not about kisses or HCs, it's still all lovesquare.

I sense that we will see Adrien falling for Marinette and her connecting more puzzle-pieces to see Adrien and Chat as a whole, both before the reveal. And, logically, I understand that these are important steps for our characters on their own and for their relationship, and that their routes won't (and don't need to) be exact parallels. But, emotionally, I'm afraid I might be torn, because I want to see, for example, Ladybug's admission of feelings for her partner pre-reveal (yes, I'm highly inspired by one of the latest asks for you that mentioned this). It's not necessary or obligatory to make it all work, but oh do I want it.

The "I fell in love with you twice (and I'm going to fall over again for the rest of our lives)" imprinted itself in my mind and I just can't help but want it dahsfshsg. I think I do trust the writers to make the story truly satisfying and beautiful and strong. I'm just coming to terms with things happening in a way that I anticipated while also dreaming of other ways.

Just wanted to know what you think about all this. And sorry for being rant-y ^^

Helloooo forehead kisses anon 😄 (don't worry you're not ranty hehe)

To be honest I don't necessarily "want" a "I fell in love with you twice", I mean it'd be cool but I'm not seeking it per say as much as I'm desperate for post-reveal shenanigans before they date, and seeing them falling even deeper once the reveal happens 👀 but I do think that more than "oh no I love two persons what do I do" it'd be more interesting for them to be like "uuuh these..two persons are...being more and more alike... could it mean that... they're actually...one person...oh my god I love them so much" 👀 not that these two things are exclusive, but to me if they start falling for the "other side" of them it's also because they see what they liked in the first in the second and vice-versa, which ultimately has to lead to some sort of realisation of their identities (which I find more satisfying than just a conflict between "who do I choose uwu" or "oh I had fallen for you and then I moved on to other you" but that's personal haha)

However of course I can't lie and I'm like you, my big weakness is Ladybug falling for Chat Noir and if we ever see her admitting it on screen before the reveal I will loose my mind and become yet again a key smash machine 🤯 even if it's technically not "necessary"

[veridienn]

fluffy fic recs for @flowersandstarlight! figured it’d be easier to make a post so there’s no hassle with the links

in no particular order:

Secret Santa by Thelastpilot / @thelastpilot

T || 52,383 words || complete (7/7) || summary:

Adrien and Marinette get each others name in their class secret santa and the gifts have to be perfect.

How to Kiss Your Crush in Five Minutes or Less by Taliax / @gabriel-agreste-has-no-rights

T || 3,716 words || oneshot || summary:

He just needed to know if Ladybug needed Chat Noir. He didn't expect to learn just how much she wanted Adrien.

This would be the best five minutes of his life, if he didn't expect her to forget it.

(Set during Desperada.)

If At First You Don’t Succeed by Leisey

T || 13,905 words || oneshot || summary:

The course of true love never did run smooth...especially when it involved thirteen well-meaning classmates, numerous failed plans, a butterfly-loving maniac, and two oblivious lovebirds who won't do as they're told.

In other words, fed up with how Marinette and Adrien refuse to admit their love for one another, their friends band together to play matchmaker.

The Taste of Sugar by Taitai83

Unrated || 4,129 words || complete (3/3) || summary:

She tasted like sugar.

That was the thought that went through his head the first time she kissed him. It was subtle, barely detectable but for his cat-like senses, a faint dusting of sweetness layered above the scent of her soap on her skin.

Her hair, when he nuzzled in to it after, trying to remember how to breathe again, smelled like vanilla. And maybe something like butter. Like home.

That first kiss gave him a taste. The second one created a hunger, and all the ones that followed in the days after that did nothing to sate it.

hotel suite ground rules by maketea / @rosekasa

T || 1,093 words || oneshot || summary:

1. no touching.

2. stay on your own side of the bed.

3. no making jokes about ‘sleeping together’.

ladybug and chat noir have a hotel suite for late night akumas, and ladybug is terrible at following her own ground rules.

An Impromptu Proposal by TheNovelArtist / @thenovelartist

T || 33,223 words || complete (15/15) || summary:

Ladybug had been in love with her partner for nearly nine years and had been dating him for five. She knew that one day, she would marry him.

She just hadn't been expecting him to be ready to take a knee at the drop of a hat.

Black Cats and Chinese Takeout by Jarl_Deathwolf / @thewritewolf

G || 1,581 words || oneshot || summary:

Marinette is dealing with a broken leg, but thankfully Chat Noir is there to help keep her company while she is homebound. A light hearted Marichat story.

Written for a discord secret santa exchange - I hope you enjoy! :D

Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice by ObliviousBlondes_Unite / @obliviousblondesunite

G || 7,202 words || oneshot || summary:

After a talk with Ladybug, Chat's actions and the consequences are brought to light, Adrien vows to never be the type of person he was before. Hist first step: move on from Ladybug. In his journey to greatness, Marinette sneaks into his heart completely under the radar.

scarves, superheroes, and other identity shenanigans by marinoodles / @marinoodles

G || 2,784 words || oneshot || summary:

what do you get when you combine a scarf, a blanket, and two oblivious teenagers? an identity reveal, apparently

Operation Mega-Sleepover by InTheWild

T || 15,332 words || oneshot || summary:

When Alya and Nino drop out of their long awaited mega-sleepover at the last minute, it leaves Marinette and Adrien alone together for the night. An Adrinette one-shot with lots of fluff and sleepover shenanigans.

The Prescription by Taliax / @gabriel-agreste-has-no-rights

T || 5,373 words || oneshot || summary:

The prescription for Mr. Chan. Who was Master Fu. That he'd given to Ladybug. That Marinette had given to Adrien.

That prescription.

In which Adrien uses the brain cell, and (wrongly) assumes that Ladybug has too. Set during/after Backwarder.

XYZ by chatnoirinette (maryssaj) / @chatnoirinette

T || 1,832 words || oneshot || summary:

Marinette's clumsiness leads to an extremely embarrassing blunder involving Chat Noir's zipper.

Will You Mari Me? by soulmate12 / @wingedsoulmatedreamer

G || 1,326 words || oneshot || summary:

An mlsecretsanta gift for xthreeravensx on tumblr. Mari Christmas!!(hehe)