#healer trying to heal

[oc-menagerie-archived]

@buddharagnarok (Bau and Buddha cont. without ask box)

The shorter goddess gave him a look and crossed her own arms under her chest. She looked him up and down for a moment and wondered if her assumption was wrong or if someone beat her to the punch.

"I merely came to offer you medical aid if you need it but it appears you have been treated already. So I suppose I'll be on my wa-"

Suddenly a pack of black furred dogs came running out from behind her and rushed over to Buddha, happily barking and wagging their tails.

"H-Hey! Stop that! What are you-? Zazaru, get off of him! Nipae! He might not like that!" Bau shouted as her dogs licked and pounced at Buddha.

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

[izzystizzys]

the thing about being the highest-ranked and most-decorated officer in any GAR/Guard capacity, fox thinks, is that unsurprisingly nobody could give less of a shit or listen to anything he says. it’s not like he earned those medals and recognitions and perfect test scores or anything, now is it, kote?

or, after the zillo beast disaster, the coruscant guard medbay just so happens to be much closer than the GAR one, and surprise surprise, senators don’t want meatdroids to be treated in their facilities after they’ve just protected them with their lives. fox tries to reason against this. fox is unsuccessful, because no one listens to fox.

which is how he finds himself crammed into a corner along with cody, ponds, bly, rex and their jedi, looking out across a medbay which is quite frankly a goddamn disaster rivalling the fight with the zillo beast in proportions. skywalker tries to step out towards one of the medics, and has to be pulled back by the collar of his shirt by amidala, squawking loudly when he’s nearly rammed over by mauler, crucifix and a shrilly screaming crash cart.

it’s not like fox said this would be a bad idea or anything.

“um, vod”, cody begins, unsure, “what’s - is that guy sewing wooley up with thread?!”

meathook, who is in fact sewing wooley up with thread, and looks about as happy about it as his patient, and who fox honestly thought was going to cry when he announced the influx of patients about to descend on them, snaps something about triage over his shoulder at hound, whose arm is decidedly bent in a way it shouldn’t be, jerking his head to gesture at the rickety cot next to cody’s ARC. fox is pretty sure they salvaged the thing from a dumpster. he slaps a bandage on the stitches that fox fears might be from the same dumpster.

“putting those advanced reconnaissance training skills to use, kote”, says fox, who invariably turns into the worst possible version of himself whenever cody opens his mouth within a klick of his vicinity.

skywalker harrumphs, evidently at the end of his impressive patience. “well, why?! hey, trooper! these men need bacta!”

“do they, now? i’m sorry, i hadn’t noticed”, a low voice hisses angrily behind them, and fox is the only one who doesn’t jump on account of he’s too dead inside to be scared of his CMO anymore. a grave error, he’s sure. “i guess i’ll just go pull some out of my ass along with a tank and painkillers, then! hadn’t thought of that yet!”

warcrime, whose eye is twitching and who is holding a bloody saw in visible consideration of using it, pins skywalker with a look that has had shinies all over the guard peeing themselves. “we don’t have any fucking bacta, you absolute numbskull.”

“but that can’t be right”, cody pipes up again, next to a very troubled looking generals kenobi and windu. fox sympathises very much with the patented migraine-glare on windu’s face. “why do you not have any bacta?”

“because i like to smear meiloorun juice all over my patient’s stab wounds, commander”, warcrime says. “it’s a homeopathic medicine thing. because the chancellor refuses to give us any, genius.”

“what?!” skywalker says, bristling. “that can’t be true! he wouldn’t -“ he’s cut off by his comm pinging loudly over the moaning and crying in the medbay, and warcrime leaning close enough to be heard with a whisper.

“well, he would, and if you don’t believe me, there’s a holorecording of him telling marshal commander fox why biological weapons on the homefront have lower priority and therefore half rations of everything. now get out of my medbay or find out why they named me warcrime, sir.”

amidala, the collective braincell holder for both her husband and the senate combined (on occasion), tugs him out of the way of warcrime’s bonesaw and ire. fox, who very much enjoys not being the primary target of a medic for once, unfortunately also has to be the adult in the room. “sirs, a transfer to the GAR barracks medbay might be a preferable- AH, MOTHERFU-“

“get him, stabby!”, rabid whoops from where he’s resetting thire’s nose, who echoes a much more nasal and muffled, “go, ftabby!”

“get kriffing FUCKED, stabby, you absolute-“, fox seethes, trying to swipe for the medic’s head and nearly planting one on cody instead by accident, who unfortunately manages to evade the swing fox is admittedly projecting very obviously on account of the sedation hypo jammed into his flank.

“medbay rules, sir”, stabby calls, dancing away towards mauler and his crash cart, while someone bumps something solid and flat against the backs of fox’s thighs that he can’t help but tumble back on, already seeing two codys and blys dancing around his vision. “commander fox protocol dictates he is to be helped to sleep as often as possible, sir.”

“a desperate but well-founded measure, i’m sure”, kenobi of all people agrees, and fox waves an unsteady hand in what might be the general’s direction to the sound of cody’s scandalized gasp. “as you were, officer… stabby.”

“traitors”, fox slurs, just as his com-unit begins to ping with an urgent notification. before he can try and answer it, warcrime has ripped it off his arm and flung it somewhere out of his sight. eh, it probably wasn’t anything THAT important, fox thinks. and if he wakes up two days later to a near-hysteric meathook kissing the glass casing of the guard’s brand new bacta tank over and over again, he decides to just roll over and go back to sleep.

[itseghost]

more warden!! his name is kelwyn. im PLANNING spirit healer/blood mage for him but havent unlocked blood mage yet (but i did drink the tainted blood potion avernus made)

[thwispsings]

the idea came to me in a migraine induced dream but now im obsessed with the concept of a mu qingfang who knew the abuse bunhe was going through at the hands of og!shen qingqiu/shen jiu and did his best to treat the kid whenever he could (and bring his concerns to zhangmen shixiong, which were obviously very much ignored) and his constant worry over the situation means that when the qi deviation happens he is suspicious of shen qingqiu’s changes for all different reasons and very much protective of luo binghe -who is a sweet child and an earnest disciple who seems to always find the most incredible medicinal herbs to bring to his mu shishu as thanks for the care bestowed upon him- which means that when the whole shen qingqiu dying thing happens instead of bad mouthing luo binghe or fighting him at every chance he does his best to come over and keep an eye on things to try and help him and make sure luo binghe won’t kill himself trying to bring shen qingqiu back because he remembers that earnest kid and he’s witnessed luo binghe’s devotion to this shen qingqiu first hand and knows there is no way that the kid who cried when ning yingying found a bird with a broken wing and begged mu qingfang to fix it and the kid that would always borrow medical texts and try to find new herb combinations as if it was a game between him and qian cao disciples is actually doing anything nefarious to shen qingqiu’s corpse.

anyways in this essay i will-

[nabaath-areng]

Half assed screens, but some of the glamours I might will use for Ieeha throughout the journey of Dawntrail!

[daily-smol-silm]

Can I ask you for another little russingon? <3

I really love them and your art style too,of course is only an question its on you if you want,I hope to not be bothering you :3

Apologies for the quality, it’s super late and I’m not great at drawing on my phone lol 😅

Fluffy Hair + the one who always wants to hug Fluffy Hair = best ship dynamic

[maguneedsalife]

today me and ian's raid roulettes put us in e12n, a level 80 raid

with a conjurer

its rly hard to convey this with just text, but watching all the oh garys come in after that first one was the funniest shit

[seeminglyseph]

I gotta say, these isekai anime where the premise is “healers are considered weak trash and so they are treated like shit and then they get revenge through OP non-healing healing magic” need to start experiencing MMO style healers and medics.

I mean, I’ve been a TTRPG and LARP healer before and like. “I’m not fixing that” became a catchphrase of one of my characters.

I don’t know where I saw the skit of “anime vs MMO healer” but I do desperately need one of those anime to experience one of those healers. Just like

“Your skill is so useless you’re going to be our slave now.”

“Okay I guess I won’t prioritize healing you in battle. Like. What’s your plan here? You want a functional healer or a dead party? Like what role do you play that’s so vital? DPS? If you aren’t the tank don’t fucking talk to me. If your speed or con can’t back up your damage don’t bother trying to pull aggro.”

[neige-leblanche]

what😭

[feralkwe]

ugh i am gonna have to step up my bravery and start healing raids, aren't i?

[mlarayoukai]

Rocket slime is piss easy so unfortunately I don't have a need to use curate rollo on my team. They give rocket so much hp and the enemy take rarely shoots fire water or baddies in general and they easy to avoid anyway. He'll try to heal the other members but their ai completely ignores him even if they need healing like hooly does most of the time. As much as I like the funny priest healslime I'd rather use someone who'll shoot junk from the canon

[iii-of-ender]

i love when characters try to make themselves into something they’re not

[nyxe-dragonetti]

a 14 year old version of Bolter walks upto you. She clutching a robe around her body

"Hey. So someone turned me into a teenager for some reason..."

-@thebolter1904

Nyxe points a finger at her, closing their eyes. There is a hum and indigo light, and Bolter turns back into her normal body.

[windor-truffle]

It occurred to me the other day that Asbel is the only party member without *any* sort of spell artes. I guess friendship really is his magic 😅

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya is learned ambidextrous. He was originally left handed, but when his left hand became injured during his fight with Diluc, he learned to use his right until it healed. He considers it a blessing because now he can switch up which hand he writes with whenever one gets tired.